New Rule: America Rules, Trump Drools | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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    In in editorial new rule, Bill Maher urges Democrats to stop conceding the Republican narrative that America is a country that needs drastic change, and reminds us that the facts tell a different story.
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  • @amunoz1070
    @amunoz1070 Před 7 lety +250

    That ending was perfect.

    • @ShoryoTombo
      @ShoryoTombo Před 7 lety +5

      YUP!

    • @muffinman5741
      @muffinman5741 Před 7 lety +1

      kinda cringey tho even tno I agree

    • @deathtogeorgesoros3008
      @deathtogeorgesoros3008 Před 7 lety +5

      that wasn't cringe

    • @muffinman5741
      @muffinman5741 Před 7 lety +4

      greatest nation there is it sounded like a kids tv show where the host reads the words together with the audience lol or maybe that's just me being european

    • @ZeroOskul
      @ZeroOskul Před 7 lety +2

      WHINY LITTLE BITCH!

  • @ath_vigil
    @ath_vigil Před 7 lety +165

    Bill Maher is my political spirit animal.

    • @jamesmc75
      @jamesmc75 Před 4 lety +2

      I know this is show is from a couple of years, but they should have showed these clips when Trump said "If you don't like this country then go back to where you came from"

    • @jnrflores14
      @jnrflores14 Před 4 lety +2

      who won?

    • @nonmagicmike723
      @nonmagicmike723 Před 4 lety

      Your spirit animal makes Republicans hate your guts and stick to their guns even more. His non-stop hate-filled rants before the election likely helped elect Trump, which I'm not complaining about.
      And if only he made sense. He starts out by saying Trump voters are well-off and then calls them losers at the end of the bar. Which is it? He doesn't care. The fucker was just out there to insult, and the public paid him back in spades.

    • @THeJokER-lb5pk
      @THeJokER-lb5pk Před 3 lety +1

      @@nonmagicmike723 Why watch him then if you feel that way? There's always some b.s. on fox news you could tune into, I mean it'll be like 90% lies but hey who needs facts when you like Trump.

    • @onemanonemission7081
      @onemanonemission7081 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/cH1KYLmO5iE/video.html

  • @paulpavich4174
    @paulpavich4174 Před 7 lety +303

    God bless you Bill Maher

    • @paulpavich4174
      @paulpavich4174 Před 7 lety +1

      ?

    • @LokiDays
      @LokiDays Před 7 lety +6

      Bill is an atheist

    • @marctradler7014
      @marctradler7014 Před 7 lety

      Oh, god blessed Maher with a slimy, two-forked tongue to spread Shitlery´s lies.

    • @algernongrimm1599
      @algernongrimm1599 Před 7 lety +3

      ...god "blessed" maher with the ability to spread lies? Hmmm

    • @jackjanak8047
      @jackjanak8047 Před 7 lety

      Bill doesn't even believe in God Dumbass!! Hillary claims to love children then mutilates babies for planned parenthood cash.

  • @MAC_ABC
    @MAC_ABC Před 7 lety +146

    That's a great great line Bill: "Donald Trump doesn't really have solutions & his supporters don't really have problems. Only thing poor about them is their judgment". Absolutely true!

  • @Raincentral003
    @Raincentral003 Před 7 lety +135

    How do we know America is hanging by a thread? Donald Trump is a main candidate for president.

    • @tubester4567
      @tubester4567 Před 7 lety +6

      So true, it says a lot about the country when Trump is their guy.

    • @countchocula2169
      @countchocula2169 Před 7 lety

      Raincentral003 funny bill says this now when he had a whole segment on how the country is going down and ppl for the first time ever classify themselves as poor

    • @JK-ki9et
      @JK-ki9et Před 7 lety

      Well that, and race relations are worse than they've been in a generation.
      And I fielded attacked from some idiot Hillary supporter who said Americans who didn't vote for Hillary should lose their voting rights, and Trump supporters should be exterminated.

    • @elsapo6665
      @elsapo6665 Před 7 lety

      Raincentral003 and Clinton as well

    • @JK-ki9et
      @JK-ki9et Před 7 lety +1

      Marcos 989 That's an interesting statement...maybe someone should tell the BLM THUGS that "people are all walking around with cameras and video-recording" when they're chanting for dead cops, or carrying out targeted violence against others because of race.
      Of course isn't it odd that the group most impacted by police shootings...are whites? Or that some minorities (ie. Asians) are disproportionately underrepresented relative to their percentage of the population in police shootings?
      As for the rest of your bullshit and conjecture about me...sorry pal, but I'm not interested in the opinions of a know nothing know-it-all.

  • @yasodamensah2723
    @yasodamensah2723 Před 7 lety +21

    Every time I tune into Bill Maher my appreciation of him rises.

  • @shawnthomas7641
    @shawnthomas7641 Před 7 lety +22

    "Oh wait. That was the republicans in Michigan." I am deceased

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen2552 Před 5 lety +11

    The department of "I'm hearing" 😁

  • @drewdrewski6278
    @drewdrewski6278 Před 7 lety +11

    This was the biggest verbal slam dunk of the century!!

  • @02nf2i
    @02nf2i Před 7 lety +21

    I love this so much I just watched it twice in a row! Thank you, Bill Maher

  • @TheVivianable
    @TheVivianable Před 7 lety +13

    I know this is late by months, I still want to like this video 100 times

  • @africanlegs
    @africanlegs Před 7 lety +168

    Thank you! Every time I hear someone say "Make America Great Again" I just give them that hopeless look. Like either they're too ignorant to look up statistics or they have and are just too ignorant to accept the truth. America is in much better shape than when we had our last Republican president.

    • @harishsharma2974
      @harishsharma2974 Před 7 lety +6

      lol NOPE. It took us 6 YEARS to get back to pre recesssion levels, wage growth is collapsing.

    • @02nf2i
      @02nf2i Před 7 lety +4

      The Blockchain nope! Look it up, wages increased dramatically last year.

    • @artemiovargas1928
      @artemiovargas1928 Před 7 lety +2

      yes it is, when Bushit excuse me Bush was in office he left the presidency with no jobs left in the US, a least y'all have a job today.

    • @austinadkins9113
      @austinadkins9113 Před 7 lety

      guess who else used that term? Bill Clinton

    • @harishsharma2974
      @harishsharma2974 Před 7 lety

      02nf2i *slowing.

  • @AndrewDale1986
    @AndrewDale1986 Před 7 lety +8

    I love how the crowd joined in at the end

  • @SailorBarsoom
    @SailorBarsoom Před 7 lety +47

    I'm glad somebody else is pointing out that Donald Trump has been running an "America Sucks" campaign from the beginning.

    • @Silver-Spring
      @Silver-Spring Před 7 lety +4

      That why his campain says "Make America great AGAIN" because right now its shit accrding to Trump.

    • @SailorBarsoom
      @SailorBarsoom Před 7 lety +1

      YNWA 1892
      Yes exactly. And when was this time when America *was* great? After all, his slogan isn't "Make America Great for the First Time."
      Mr. Trump, what time are you wanting to take us back to?

    • @silverhuevosrodriguez9578
      @silverhuevosrodriguez9578 Před 7 lety +1

      1950......

    • @silverhuevosrodriguez9578
      @silverhuevosrodriguez9578 Před 7 lety

      when he was Drumpf......

    • @yanmarle2864
      @yanmarle2864 Před 7 lety

      if trump doesn't like it he shld get out!!

  • @murpaderp8461
    @murpaderp8461 Před 7 lety +12

    FUCK YEAH, THIS IS THE BILL MAHER WE KNOW AND LOVE!!!!!!!!!!

  • @TobleroneCraft
    @TobleroneCraft Před 5 lety +8

    I love this show. The format. The humor. The intelligence. All good things.

  • @zoniekat
    @zoniekat Před 7 lety +47

    Donald : "The sky is falling!! The sky is falling!! Donald is Chicken Little.
    Bravo, Biil! Hey, the maverick gunslinger bit was pretty spot on. And you're right, they just don't care.

    • @alegendarywolf3278
      @alegendarywolf3278 Před 7 lety

      So true look at his supporters and how they defend the way he acted in the access hollywood video.

    • @Omnicronnn
      @Omnicronnn Před 7 lety +3

      Admit it Camero; you're a delusional keyboard warrior who won't get anywhere in this argument and relatively speaking won't get anywhere in life. Give it up already.

    • @Spiderific
      @Spiderific Před 7 lety +2

      Camaro..I think you're in the wrong place. Infowars is further south. Also, as soon as you use the word "sheeple", you've instantly lost any credibility in an argument.

    • @jazzx251
      @jazzx251 Před 7 lety +4

      Trump is definitely not left wing - nor is he pussy-grabbing the centre ground.
      His "let the market decide" trickle-down crap is ultra right-wing.
      I would say, with his comments and attitudes to foreigners, disabled people, gays and women, but with grand visions of building a wall longer than the Great Wall of China - he is most certainly National Socialist.
      (Nazi)
      The way he brands himself as well - where everything must have "T R U M P" on it - is there any difference to him doing that, or adopting a swastika with a portrait of his massive angry head inside of it instead?
      He has built a shallow cult of personality around himself - attractive to those with no brain. But if you try to research his policies or the train of thought leading to them, there's nothing there.
      His goal is money and power - always. He will say what he needs to say in order to get the votes which will get him into power - his ultimate prize for himself as he nears the end of his life (it can't come soon enough).
      He has not a single thought out policy - not even The Wall - not a single one.

  • @NinjaOnANinja
    @NinjaOnANinja Před 7 lety +16

    I normally don't like this creep, but he made a lot of sense.

    • @dig3stinglizard
      @dig3stinglizard Před 7 lety +1

      What's the big deal with Bill Maher?

    • @dig3stinglizard
      @dig3stinglizard Před 7 lety +6

      +WikeddTung
      Yeah I've been watching Bill Maher for nearly two years now and I don't remember him ever blatantly saying such idiosyncratic things, which leads me to be extremely skeptical of your "statement".
      And he's an apologist? Please, he does anything but apologize.

    • @brianpressman8304
      @brianpressman8304 Před 7 lety +2

      ya, I know what you mean, I never liked Trump either.

    • @ShlisaShell
      @ShlisaShell Před 7 lety +1

      Me neither.

    • @NinjaOnANinja
      @NinjaOnANinja Před 7 lety

      ***** Are you brain dead?

  • @wespuckdog3897
    @wespuckdog3897 Před 7 lety +21

    "The only thing poor about Trump supporters is their judgement!!!!"

    • @eugenelang1941
      @eugenelang1941 Před 2 lety

      Not true, I have seen and know broke jokers that support him.

  • @warpedjaffas1
    @warpedjaffas1 Před 7 lety +20

    There's a reason there's no right wing comedians, Bill Maher.

  • @JohnSmith-ix8ob
    @JohnSmith-ix8ob Před 7 lety +61

    Why is Pitbull on Bill Maher?

  • @tylerroach928
    @tylerroach928 Před 7 lety +64

    The unemployment rate doesn't take into account the people that have stopped looking for jobs.

    • @politicalscientist99
      @politicalscientist99 Před 7 lety +28

      Tyler Roach it never has. It's been falling for a decade and a half. Its just the Republicans that act like this number just popped out of no where once Obama got elected.

    • @tylerroach928
      @tylerroach928 Před 7 lety +3

      The labor participation percentage is the lowest it has been in 38 years 62 percent of people 16 and older don't have a job

    • @tylerroach928
      @tylerroach928 Před 7 lety +1

      I'm sorry it's 48 percent don't participate 62 do but that is still lowest in 38 years

    • @politicalscientist99
      @politicalscientist99 Před 7 lety +13

      Tyler Roach the point is: it's been falling during both Republican and Democratic administrations and for reasons that most voters (particularly those who talk about it to score political points) don't understand. It's not a Democrat problem to be solved by the next rent-a-Republican - as evidenced by the fact that Republicans and their surrogates want you to know this number exists without educating you on what drives it (opting instead to pretend that it's the brown man in Washington who hates America).

    • @tylerroach928
      @tylerroach928 Před 7 lety

      The main problem is the hard working people are getting old and retiring and the young generation isn't taking their place partly because of lack of opportunity and partly because of the fact that they are lazy

  • @larrymiller8138
    @larrymiller8138 Před 7 lety +220

    Man on man I bet you Trump supporter's are truly salty over this episode. If you ever need a shoulder to cry on remember ....you could always call you cousin since she is waiting on you in your bedroom..

    • @christianalmli9085
      @christianalmli9085 Před 7 lety +15

      What a retarded comeback.

    • @CrashJC123
      @CrashJC123 Před 7 lety +2

      Lightbringer hahahaahhaahahahahha nice try man

    • @Leviathon672015
      @Leviathon672015 Před 7 lety +4

      Man on man: The best action.

    • @gangnamstyle5270
      @gangnamstyle5270 Před 7 lety

      you liberals are rude and condescending did you realize how much of a hypocrite you are supporting Hilary. We need an empire ruled by an emperor not democracy or Communism

    • @TheJSmithBA
      @TheJSmithBA Před 7 lety +5

      Hillary is so corrupt and owned by special interests that I don't understand how anyone could vote for her

  • @jtrender5517
    @jtrender5517 Před 7 lety +3

    excellent lines, Bill... thank you

  • @MsArlene100
    @MsArlene100 Před 7 lety +7

    This is one of Bill's Best New Rules: Righton Bill !! Love James CARVILLE, Mark Cuban and PitBull: Love it when Bill says, Somehow Dick Cheney is still alive! the best!

  • @theodorehaskins3756
    @theodorehaskins3756 Před 3 lety +3

    The source of Bill Maher‘s popularity is his ability to see things that others ignore! That’s an awesome talent!

  • @cheapnchic3390
    @cheapnchic3390 Před 7 lety +2

    Hahaha!!! Couldn't have said it any better!!! You're a genius!!!

  • @jeishhorr6233
    @jeishhorr6233 Před 7 lety +2

    Thumbs up always the best Bill

  • @skynetprime82
    @skynetprime82 Před 7 lety +10

    I have to admit that bill Maher isn't wrong for the most part here

  • @7estrelle
    @7estrelle Před 7 lety +24

    Generally agree with Bill, as I do almost all the time, but as an economist I have to point out that the official Labor Bureau statistics don't include the underemployed (those who are only working part time but want to be full time) and also don't include those who have stopped looking for work.

    • @kingjamestres
      @kingjamestres Před 7 lety +2

      Those who have stopped looking for work shouldn't count would your parents be all right if you told them you stopped looking for work because its too hard? I didn't want to work at mcdonalds but I did anyways because I needed the money. Its extremely easy to find work in america its just americans are so entitled they don't want the job unless its paying 72 thousand a year plus benefits.

    • @lolz616
      @lolz616 Před 7 lety +2

      Affordable healthcare :) funny joke. talk to anyone who has actually needed to use it.. like for a serious incident to see how much healthcare they have.... its a joke of coverage.

    • @7estrelle
      @7estrelle Před 7 lety

      Lolz The affordable care act is the reason I pay $1 for my medicine instead of $1600

    • @user-oy9ui8dh1r
      @user-oy9ui8dh1r Před 7 lety

      +tim jones ok... so with no Health insurance you will have people that just don't pay their hospital bills at all... the hospital writes it off... and the cost gets passed on to me and you anyways through lower taxes being collected and higher prices at hospitals than we already have... so what is the solution?

  • @rurutuM
    @rurutuM Před 7 lety +66

    New rule. Red pandas are awesome

    • @KategariYami
      @KategariYami Před 7 lety +6

      SECONDED.

    • @charnel8435
      @charnel8435 Před 7 lety

      I hope your comment will be the top comment (with 700+ likes) for years to come.

    • @johnnycto7576
      @johnnycto7576 Před 7 lety

      And orangoutans too. But only ones from Indonesia!

    • @Aaris15
      @Aaris15 Před 7 lety

      Yep, and except for the one that fathered Donald Trump ;)

    • @mj2fast
      @mj2fast Před 7 lety

      Aaris15 his father was no better either

  • @Mark-sz5rh
    @Mark-sz5rh Před 7 lety +3

    Dude....you rock! 'nuff said.

  • @jamaicanification
    @jamaicanification Před 7 lety +3

    I don't agree with Maher on everything. But that was his best new rule segment I have seen for a while man. Damn.

  • @taskdon769
    @taskdon769 Před 7 lety +4

    Forget about Cheney, how the hell that Kissinger is still alive?

    • @MichaelJP
      @MichaelJP Před 7 lety +7

      Being a sociopath might add years to your life, the whole not caring part probably causes far less stress on the body and mind.

  • @Sjb2077
    @Sjb2077 Před 3 lety +2

    Hilarious. I don’t get time to finish laughing before the next joke’s laugh begins. Fab

  • @jameswilhite8522
    @jameswilhite8522 Před 7 lety +2

    Get It Bill. Good One!

  • @halestoorm511
    @halestoorm511 Před 7 lety +3

    I love that everyone laughs seem so genuine unlike other shows. Well excluding Pitbull.

  • @kyleerikson4971
    @kyleerikson4971 Před 7 lety +3

    Carville's spit-take has to make it to a highlight reel.

  • @Andy_val
    @Andy_val Před 4 lety +2

    Actually joined in at the end there, that last bit is so good :)

  • @Briller5
    @Briller5 Před 7 lety +10

    is that Pitbull?

  • @JohnDoe-pz7gx
    @JohnDoe-pz7gx Před 7 lety +7

    Hahahaha!! The end part!!

  • @finchcarvingadiamond
    @finchcarvingadiamond Před 7 lety +3

    My parents heard me shout, "FUCK YEAH." from my room after seeing this and now I'm grounded because I'm an angsty teenager who is angry at the system and can't drive. lol

  • @blindeagleace3629
    @blindeagleace3629 Před 7 lety +1

    PREACH BROTHER! PREACH!!

  • @aleksa2413
    @aleksa2413 Před 7 lety +10

    How do we know that America is hanging by a thread? Because all the things that caused the Great Depression are back now and even stronger.

    • @Timmertube75
      @Timmertube75 Před 7 lety +2

      Nah, Beck Odelay.

    • @kschell286
      @kschell286 Před 7 lety +18

      Really? Right now, not in 2008? Cite some examples oh wise one

    • @pepper13111
      @pepper13111 Před 7 lety +1

      Pragmatus what's that?

    • @CourtneyHaynes
      @CourtneyHaynes Před 7 lety +1

      +Pragmatus, that is true to some extent, but the reasons Trump gives for it hanging by a thread are often not based on reality. Liberals will, indeed, tell you that another Great Recession is inevitable unless we restructure things. But what Trump seems to be exactly saying is that the US is terrible RIGHT NOW and that's just not true based on all the data.

  • @ashokrathore87
    @ashokrathore87 Před 7 lety +4

    give this man a cookie

  • @nitroneonicman
    @nitroneonicman Před 7 lety +7

    No one seemed to notice: #MAGA
    www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/maga
    Note: The priestly caste is a social group responsible for officiating
    over sacrifices and leading prayers or other religious functions,
    particularly in nomadic and tribal societies. In some cases, as with the
    Brahmins of Vedic India and the Kohanim and Levites of ancient Israel,
    the caste was a hereditary one, with a person's position as a priest
    depending on his biological descent. Zoroastrianism also has a
    hereditary priesthood, as does Alevism, Yezidism and Yarsanism. In
    Sufism, the spiritual guide is also often a hereditary leader, while the
    Sayyids of India, who claim descent from the Islamic Prophet Muhammad,
    have been described as a priestly caste. In other cases, as with the
    Druids of the Celtic world and the shamans of ancient Eurasian nomads,
    the position within the caste may have depended more upon
    ->>>apprenticeship;
    the exact nature of the "caste" in these cases is
    difficult to ascertain due to our lack of primary sources.

  • @freakyold
    @freakyold Před 3 lety +2

    Best Bill Maher rant ever!

  • @1Willum1
    @1Willum1 Před 7 lety +1

    Holy shit, Bill killed it this week.

  • @mr.shlock2146
    @mr.shlock2146 Před 7 lety +3

    Best new rule in awhile

  • @deekshantbelwal8432
    @deekshantbelwal8432 Před 7 lety +28

    "I was just promoting tic tac" would have been better apology. Trump is a sick person and his supporters will realize that. May be after election when they ponder what went wrong.

    • @hippiedachshunds1632
      @hippiedachshunds1632 Před 7 lety +9

      Sadly, they won't. Trump and his supporters are already declaring that if he loses, it will be because the election is rigged. They can't face the fact that there are actually more of us who dislike him.

    • @marctradler7014
      @marctradler7014 Před 7 lety +6

      What was Shitlery pondering when she bullied Bill´s rape victims into silence? Can you wrap your limp brain around that?

    • @user-gw5rd8nq7m
      @user-gw5rd8nq7m Před 7 lety +2

      Marc Tradler what was trump thinking when he tried to run for president

    • @InorganicVegan
      @InorganicVegan Před 7 lety

      You are taking it out of context. In the video, he said "If you are a star, they just let you do it." Are we really denying that there are women who would let you grab them by the pussy just because you're famous? Never heard of groupies?

    • @hippiedachshunds1632
      @hippiedachshunds1632 Před 7 lety +2

      Diana, the Inorganic Vegan​ Nice deflection attempt. Trump is still a vulgar, unstable narcissistic egomaniac who said those awful things and continues to say awful things. We aren't talking about loose women in general, we are talking about the Republican candidate for the highest office in the land...an office for which he is singularly and spectacularly UNFIT.

  • @shex9
    @shex9 Před 7 lety +2

    Nailed it. That's some tough ass whooping

  • @GazmoSin1960s
    @GazmoSin1960s Před 7 lety +2

    On point again Bill.

  • @AkCoins
    @AkCoins Před 7 lety +5

    “The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.” -- Dear Trump voters .
    Joe Klaas,
    Twelve Steps to Happiness

  • @DRiungi
    @DRiungi Před 7 lety +9

    "...a charlatan with the impulse control of grease fire."
    Burn.

  • @priyokabi
    @priyokabi Před 3 lety +1

    ❤ the ending

  • @rainshine6105
    @rainshine6105 Před 7 lety +1

    That was great!

  • @matchbox555
    @matchbox555 Před 7 lety +11

    Yeah keep that happy face on Bill while America is turning to shit.

    • @shock9177
      @shock9177 Před 7 lety +16

      are you deaf to facts and evidence?

    • @stevenmason8286
      @stevenmason8286 Před 7 lety +6

      Just because a few millionaires are doing ok, like Bill, doesn't mean most of us aren't living paycheck to paycheck, Pal. Because he has a show, he can spout off crap like average Trump supporter makes 72k a year? He certainly pulled that out of his ass.

    • @SlickRick135
      @SlickRick135 Před 7 lety

      Steven, the internet is your friend.
      www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/05/13/what-we-mean-when-we-say-donald-trumps-supporters-are-struggling/

    • @SlickRick135
      @SlickRick135 Před 7 lety

      Another source.
      fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-mythology-of-trumps-working-class-support/

  • @johnking5174
    @johnking5174 Před 5 lety +3

    0:22 - "New Rule" - Never, Ever, Ever interrupt Bill Maher when he is in mid flow of his end of show monologue.

  • @royw-g3120
    @royw-g3120 Před 3 lety +1

    They tried rushing the cockpit four years later.

  • @burninsage7126
    @burninsage7126 Před 7 lety

    The truest words ever spoken lol.

  • @MusicOrLoseItTV
    @MusicOrLoseItTV Před 7 lety +29

    2 party system apologist BS.

    • @MusicOrLoseItTV
      @MusicOrLoseItTV Před 7 lety +14

      ***** we who? In the USA there's 2 major parties that dominate by unfair election laws combined with media bias and blackout which results in an uneducated voting public.

    • @MusicOrLoseItTV
      @MusicOrLoseItTV Před 7 lety +3

      Frank B Amen. Check out No More 2 Party System

    • @MusicOrLoseItTV
      @MusicOrLoseItTV Před 7 lety +2

      ***** Sanders is a rare exception. Do you deny that alt parties have to deal with unfair election laws, media bias/blackout, and an uneducated voting public?

    • @ryguy9452
      @ryguy9452 Před 7 lety +4

      jeff4justice Like libertarianism is any better? Oh, cry me a river. Talking about how cool freedom and liberty is is not a solution to the world's problems. You just sound like a hippie. The fact of the matter is that either liberalism or conservatism is the correct ideology; it's NOT a false dichotomy, and I'm not so sure about conservatism. It's not about the two party system; it's about like Mark Cuban likes to say, "what's at stake" if we let a conservative like him into office. Not all conservatives are bad people; some make good points. But to say that both liberalism and conservatism is wrong and that there is a middle ground is just a logical fallacy. You can even look up logical fallacies on Google and one of the first links that pop up on the top of the page tell you about the "middle ground" fallacy. I know the conspiracy theories about Hillary having people assassinated and I know that she neglected her duty to help the soldiers in Benghazi. I also know that she appeals to big business at times as well. But honestly, seeing how passionate she is about her policies makes me think she's not deserving of all the criticism she gets. She might be a "career politician" and she might not be the most progressive liberal ever, but she's all we got if we hope to keep making America a better place to live. I just can't trust a candidate who has the vocabulary of a fifth grader with the nuclear code.

    • @kyzercube
      @kyzercube Před 7 lety

      +jeff4justice You got the Apologists BS part right, but I don't see anything bipartisan about it. All I see is a bunch of left wing apologists.

  • @gamerthug5oh
    @gamerthug5oh Před 7 lety +22

    Hey I drink gin n tonic and I'm not supporting trump :(

  • @BobZed
    @BobZed Před 7 lety +1

    Bill Maher nails it.

  • @bilean22
    @bilean22 Před 7 lety +1

    OMG, this was so funny!!!!

  • @syntaxed2
    @syntaxed2 Před 7 lety +4

    "Covered in man-tan" ahahahaha

  • @ivanestrada7993
    @ivanestrada7993 Před 7 lety +3

    Like trump knows what a hard life is😂😂

  • @PatriciaGutierrez-dh5iu
    @PatriciaGutierrez-dh5iu Před 7 lety +1

    The American Dream is dead and no one invited us to the wake?!?!

  • @mobiustrip1400
    @mobiustrip1400 Před 7 lety +1

    Laughed my arse off!!!

    • @michaelpond813
      @michaelpond813 Před 2 lety

      D. T is worse than cancer on the a. Hole of America. L. O. L.

  • @victactoria
    @victactoria Před 7 lety +3

    When pit bull is a person and it weirds you out to remember that he isn't just a voice that says "mr worldwide" all the time

  • @davec5153
    @davec5153 Před 7 lety +11

    People aren't listening to Trump, people have informed themselves and came to the conclusion that Trump is the most honest candidate and he represents the views of hundreds of millions, Europeans as well as Americans. Europeans are 10 or 20 years ( in Sweden's case) ahead of America, so we know what America can expect. If. you vote for Clinton.

    • @Airehcaz
      @Airehcaz Před 7 lety +15

      Trump lies ever fucking day, how can you call him honest? If by honest you mean saying anything that pops into his skull, sure I'll agree with that. He rarely says the truth though, and half the time is contradiction something he said 5 fucking minutes ago

    • @MrStGeorgeIllawarra
      @MrStGeorgeIllawarra Před 7 lety +4

      Never heard some much nonsense in a CZcams comment. That's quite the feat! Congrats on your terribleness.

    • @rynegreen7902
      @rynegreen7902 Před 7 lety

      dave c most honest candidate? Are you serious? He is a con man who lied 53 percent of the time, i hate Hillary but cmon

    • @ClearSmoke100
      @ClearSmoke100 Před 7 lety

      you mean 70% ryan green

  • @entitledmillennial3734
    @entitledmillennial3734 Před 7 lety +1

    The ending was accurate af buahahaha

  • @ebeleobianyo3729
    @ebeleobianyo3729 Před 7 lety +1

    This is classic

  • @benyoma2291
    @benyoma2291 Před 7 lety +23

    Can't tell if this guy is a democrat or republican....😂

    • @62Trevor2199
      @62Trevor2199 Před 7 lety +11

      Ben YoMa
      leaning left, but open to right ideas if they really are better. That's what I can tell

    • @typoded
      @typoded Před 7 lety +7

      +62Trevor2199 so possessing basic intelligence cool

    • @andreww5574
      @andreww5574 Před 7 lety +9

      that's because he's a pompous asshole... but when he gets it right, he fuckin gets it right.

    • @elisharunyon8033
      @elisharunyon8033 Před 7 lety

      He's very radically left.

    • @funglee64
      @funglee64 Před 7 lety

      ;)

  • @andrewhunter9500
    @andrewhunter9500 Před 7 lety +3

    just started watching this first time ever seeing bill maher and damn his so right and dead on. how the fuck is it even close? oh yeah cause theirs idiots lol but glad to know hillary is ahead(:

  • @christinec.2376
    @christinec.2376 Před 7 lety +1

    thx Bill.

  • @johnjay2717
    @johnjay2717 Před 7 lety +2

    Accurate description of Trump by Bill Maher. Right on the money!

  • @Howhaveyouben
    @Howhaveyouben Před 7 lety +9

    The american dream IS dead...

    • @pacificalliance3782
      @pacificalliance3782 Před 7 lety +6

      Howhaveyouben It never existed.

    • @mrwarped
      @mrwarped Před 7 lety

      good for you, pal

    • @thatsjonah
      @thatsjonah Před 7 lety +1

      Tilde White there has never been a point where the American public believed in the so-called American dream. From our founding fathers, to Steinbeck. No one has ever believed that such a thing existed

    • @mcglover7849
      @mcglover7849 Před 7 lety +4

      yeah, the white only American dream is dead! #goodriddens

    • @Howhaveyouben
      @Howhaveyouben Před 7 lety +3

      mcglover78 Riddance...

  • @nickkadiyala3478
    @nickkadiyala3478 Před 7 lety +3

    Tip: If you take out your right earphone or crush your right speaker you don't have to listen to pitbulls laugh

  • @Cunncuts
    @Cunncuts Před 7 lety +23

    Bill fans, I think you will love my Trump Rap vid.

  • @ardivachambers6927
    @ardivachambers6927 Před 7 lety

    Go Bill!!

  • @wiet111
    @wiet111 Před 7 lety +13

    Well, I kind of agree there are some real problems. Income inequality is going up. Income growth for middle and lower classes is very low. The american dream, while not death, is certainly hanginh by a thread.
    The political situation is absolutely broken. Money in politics is keeping a completely unworkable situation alive.
    I would never vote Trump, but he's got some decent points there.

    • @kingda117
      @kingda117 Před 7 lety +3

      "I would never vote Trump, but he's got some decent points there."
      By grabbing married women's pussies?

    • @Airehcaz
      @Airehcaz Před 7 lety +10

      Income inequality is indeed going up, but Trump has absolutely nothing planned to change that

    • @wiet111
      @wiet111 Před 7 lety

      kingda117 That is a ridiculous comment. Trump is human garbage. He is obviously extremely sexist, and that alone disqualifies him for the presidency. Like I said, I would *never* vote Trump.
      I just said that he has some decent points on those two arguments. I never defended his other points or his person, and don't intend to.

    • @wiet111
      @wiet111 Před 7 lety

      Airehcaz I agree that he is not the best candidate to fix this. I just wanted to point out that Trump did identify some legitimate problems.

    • @Airehcaz
      @Airehcaz Před 7 lety +1

      +wiet111 fair enough then :) just know that Trump is certainly not the only or first person to notice income inequality has risen quite a lot since the 70s
      Nearly every major politician in the country agrees with the data

  • @balt3562
    @balt3562 Před 7 lety +6

    How is our nation not in shambles? Shitty infrastructure from 50s-70s depending what you're looking at, companies are leaving the states in droves, and they changed the definitions of unemployment from looking for jobs as being employed. Drastically different, but I could see how millionaires think that everything is dandy as usual, companies try weaseling their way out of Obamacare to avoid paying for health insurance because premiums are through the roof. I mean I can go on a segment as long Maher is doing, but that would require reasoning with a far leftist

    • @noneofyourbusiness910
      @noneofyourbusiness910 Před 7 lety +2

      The top 1% has done remarkably well under Obama, so of course a millionaire like Bill would think everything is hunky dory.

    • @lovipoekimo176
      @lovipoekimo176 Před 7 lety +4

      Are you a third world country where your citizens live in shanties and do your laundry by the river and shit? If not, then no, your country is not in shambles.

    • @balt3562
      @balt3562 Před 7 lety +2

      Sorry but I don't plan on living in a third world nation and I'm not going to have the mindset that our country isn't decaying until half my city is a cesspool of poverty and corruption. I will say that America is heading in that direction though, and I'll plan on voting for individuals who plan on fixing that.

    • @noneofyourbusiness910
      @noneofyourbusiness910 Před 7 lety +2

      Lovi Poekimo Damn, liberals are sounding so Republican right now. "Do you live in a third world country? Then you have no right to complain you ungrateful pleb!"

    • @lovipoekimo176
      @lovipoekimo176 Před 7 lety

      Baltazar Hunter "My bullshit argument about my country being in a shithole was called out and defeated and now i will rant and deviate from my original statement". Yep, typical Republican. It's the likes of you who're ruining your country.

  • @KevJJ888
    @KevJJ888 Před 7 lety +2

    Bill, I think you should start the Real Time countdown clock to November 8th.

  • @jmmerk
    @jmmerk Před 7 lety

    Truth!

  • @henrypeters5291
    @henrypeters5291 Před 7 lety +3

    So, I am going to start off by saying I'm not voting for Trump but I feel the general issue for supporters on both sides is a lack of education. And for the intelligent Trump supporters, they just feel Clinton has done some bad things.

  • @DiamondzFreaxz
    @DiamondzFreaxz Před 7 lety +3

    Wow, really used to like this show. But now..

    • @tworains2
      @tworains2 Před 7 lety +7

      Triggered Trumptard LUL

    • @McGaminq
      @McGaminq Před 7 lety +1

      But now it doesn't fit your agenda, and i'm offended..cry baby

    • @DiamondzFreaxz
      @DiamondzFreaxz Před 7 lety

      HRC loyalist hacks, sorry BM is nothing but a shill

  • @danielcraig6634
    @danielcraig6634 Před 7 lety

    THE GODMN TRUTH!

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen2552 Před 5 lety +1

    Facts. Remember them? 🤔

  • @rustystreets4521
    @rustystreets4521 Před 7 lety +4

    I don't mind people like Maher and Taibbi shitting on Trump; that's what they do.
    That said, I can't believed that they're so mortified by the idea of a Trump presidency that they are completely willing to give Hillary a free pass.
    They know that Hillary is a deeply flawed candidate solidly in the pocket of corporate interests. The way she did Bernie and his supporters was absolutely abhorrent, but this never gets mentioned by these once astute political mouthpieces.
    I used to like Maher because he was an equal opportunity offender; now he tows the party line and seems all too eager to bend the knee and acquiesce to a candidate I'm all but certain he has nothing but scorn for.
    The fact that our choices have been whittled down to Trump v. Clinton doesn't bode well for our future, but to pretend that Clinton isn't just as miserable (if not worse) than Trump and self-censoring any of the well-deserved criticisms you could rightfully hit Hillary with just stinks of desperation and intellectual dishonesty. Calling someone out on their bullshit isn't an endorsement of the other equally dangerous and inept side.
    It's sad to see this regression.

    • @mrwarped
      @mrwarped Před 7 lety +1

      Better the devil you know than the one you don't

    • @AnthonyChats
      @AnthonyChats Před 7 lety +1

      I hear you, but Trump's track record is appalling:
      - The Trump Foundation diverted charitable funds to pay for his personal expenses.
      - He deliberately misled working people with Trump University and drained them of everything they had with programs that charged upwards of $35,000 to get an unaccredited education that did nothing for them.
      - He proudly admitted that he didn't pay taxes on national TV, and thus contributed less to the national good than your average working Joe -- and then has the gall to bitch about infrastructure issues.
      - He openly admitted that it was "good business" for him when the housing market crashed, and while most people were offended that it displayed a lack of regard for the people who lost their homes, I was more offended by his business sense and judgment. He started Trump Mortgage in April 2006. It went out of business in 18 months.
      - He whispers sweet nothings in your ears about bringing jobs back to America, while outsourcing the production of all his clothing outside the US like every other greedy CEO.
      - He bitches about the Chinese stealing our manufacturing jobs, but has gone one to buy steel from China in his most recent development projects.
      - And yes, he isn't a bought politician... Because he's the one BUYING politicians. He paid the NY state comptroller tens of thousands over a few years in order to get a $97 million tax cut on his properties.
      Someone else in this comment section made fun of Mark Cuban being a guest on this Bill Maher panel. And while I don't like the guy either, he does bring up a good point: If he's such a successful businessman who has created so much opportunity, then WHERE THE FUCK are all of the people whose lives and businesses have been enriched by Trump? They should be up there in commercials, showing up in rallies, etc talking about how Trump has done so much for them. And who did we get to endorse Trump at the RNC?
      Fucking Chachi (Scott Baio) and a gaggle of soap opera actors.
      No, instead we hear about people being stiffed by Trump left and right.
      How on earth do are we supposed to believe that someone who has spent a lifetime scamming people, contributing nothing, and profited off the system is going to suddently start going to bat for you - the average American? Now, does Hillary lie? Surely. But he's just as full of shit as she is, if not more. In fact, he's worse because he's even more deceptive. He's deliberately pretending to be your champion and give a shit about you when he hasn't given a shit for the common man his entire damn life. Just ask his Trump University students.
      Yes, this an election in which we have to choose the lesser of two evils. And it's pretty clear that Hillary is the lesser evil.

    • @rustystreets4521
      @rustystreets4521 Před 7 lety +2

      There's a cavalcade of Clinton's shit. You seem versed, so I shouldn't have to let you know.
      There's a plethora of reasons Clinton shouldn't assume the mantle of Commander in Chief. Bag on Trump all you want, but ignore Hillary Clinton at your own peril.
      Trump knows his limitations, and will fill his cabinet accordingly. Too bad that media assassination, widespread voter fraud, and
      bitch-ass viral media subversives like fake twitter accounts, Soros-funded trolls, and dumbfuck Larpers like that one moronic jerkoff that anyone who has been here longer than 2 days knows to ignore are still among us.
      If you will notice, it's quite apparent that they're getting uglier the more desperate they get. First we were hillbillies that drank moonshine and fucked our cousins as we geared up for the coming race war. Then we were sophisticated disenfranchised racists. I'm not really sure what this next iteration is supposed to indicated us

    • @AnthonyChats
      @AnthonyChats Před 7 lety +1

      I'm still waiting to see this cavalcade of Clinton's shit. So far throughout this election, I've seen:
      - Emails
      - Benghazi
      - Dubious Clinton Foundation dealings
      I've seen much worse in politicians before. And yes, Clinton has made mistakes throughout her career. Benghazi was a fuck-up, but what do you call Trump's four bankruptcies?
      She made a mistake handling the extremely complicated nature of foreign policy. Trump couldn't keep casinos afloat. CASINOS!
      When Colin Powell's emails leaked, you'll note that what he essentially said is that Hillary's biggest problem is that she's so secretive and tries to cover up even the most minor shit, and in turn accidentally spins even minor things into major controversies. When she was first lady, she worked on her health care reform stuff under absolute secrecy with a handful of trusted advisors and it blew up on her as her political opponents spun it into some nefarious plot against the American people.
      I personally believe a lot of the motivation of working in private comes from a fear of having her performance overly scrutinized, especially given that she’s a woman in a largely man’s world.
      The other thing about her privacy: I feel like I’ve seen all of the skeletons in her closet. For all her privacy, the truth even eventually comes out with her. She - and the Clintons in general - are hardly masters of covering things up. They couldn’t even hide a blowjob.
      Of all the Trump supporters I’ve debated online, you seem pretty reasonable. I ask that you really interrogate Trump’s history as fully as you’ve scrutinized Hillary’s. That’s what ideally we should all be doing. I’ve looked into Hillary. I’ve looked into Trump. And boy, I’m a lot more fearful of Trump than I am Hillary. He’s the emperor with no clothes.

    • @mrwarped
      @mrwarped Před 7 lety

      Anthony Perez dude I agree with you about Trump.

  • @DanielOShea29
    @DanielOShea29 Před 7 lety +7

    How much did Hillary pay him?

  • @claylexander6171
    @claylexander6171 Před rokem

    Brilliant. And it also aged very well.

  • @brettjacobson4600
    @brettjacobson4600 Před 7 lety +1

    i had a conversation with a Republican a few days ago. He doesn't think the economy is that good, and I asked about all the job growth we've had, and he thinks it's all McDonald's and fast food jobs, and I'm like you think 14 million new jobs are all fast food and non meaningful ones? really?

  • @dirbrody
    @dirbrody Před 7 lety +4

    Trump 2016...

  • @popeontop
    @popeontop Před 7 lety +38

    Liberals be livin in a bubble.

    • @scottthompson4193
      @scottthompson4193 Před 7 lety +54

      Liberals live in a bubble? Oh the irony of that statement.

    • @HeWhoFlewFromInwood
      @HeWhoFlewFromInwood Před 7 lety +26

      Trumpets, especially at this stage, are idiotic scum.

    • @darthmindbender4225
      @darthmindbender4225 Před 7 lety +39

      I agree...A bubble of logic.

    • @atorres5367
      @atorres5367 Před 7 lety +5

      Sheep. Your masters love you divided playing the left vs right game to keep you under control

    • @scottthompson4193
      @scottthompson4193 Před 7 lety +3

      I agree with you!! I will say when it comes to LIBERALS and CONSERVATIVES there is a vast majority of LIBERALS who aren't near as SHEEPISH as CONSERVATIVES and their FOX NEWS brainwash cult station. Not to mention HANNITY, LIMBAUGH, BECK etc.

  • @carlosdanel
    @carlosdanel Před 7 lety

    Right on

  • @mjones2947
    @mjones2947 Před 7 lety +1

    "You walk down the street, you get shot."
    Damn, somebody's aim was off.

  • @andydoufreisn2973
    @andydoufreisn2973 Před 7 lety +4

    Should have been Bernie V Trump...easy victory for Bernie. I still don't get how Hilary beat him.

  • @lilobean7165
    @lilobean7165 Před 7 lety

    Straight fire

  • @tarekhossain9487
    @tarekhossain9487 Před 7 lety +1

    Bill! you know how to kick ass...

  • @ce6654
    @ce6654 Před 6 lety +2

    So, how'd this play out? I haven't heard.