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  • čas přidán 10. 04. 2013

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  • @kat12909
    @kat12909 Před 9 lety +1892

    Miss him. We're so lucky we have CZcams.

    • @Brickimated
      @Brickimated Před 8 lety +40

      Yeah, he is missed, but he definitely left his mark on humanity.

    • @dickthecockjohnson
      @dickthecockjohnson Před 8 lety +13

      I just found him less then 24 hours ago already suggesting it to people

    • @57Strudel
      @57Strudel Před 8 lety +6

      +Mark Spies Really? I'm so sorry you had to wait so long. I grew up with him, starting way back with the Hippy-Dippy Weatherman. The way he could just skewer some of our invented terms was nothing short of genius. Loved him. ENJOY :)

    • @dickthecockjohnson
      @dickthecockjohnson Před 8 lety +1

      +57Strudel ya i looked up the 7 dirty words after watching that sponge bob Clip on them for the hell of it searched that up found his routine on them and been hooked since.

    • @marioiacolucci
      @marioiacolucci Před 8 lety +1

      yep me too!

  • @Nico_Tena
    @Nico_Tena Před 9 lety +2360

    The man had the gift of being able to take the quirks of the English language and turn them into comedy genius.

    • @Brickimated
      @Brickimated Před 8 lety +72

      His facial and body expressions are the icing on the cake.

    • @godseesyouthrumyeyes
      @godseesyouthrumyeyes Před 8 lety +9

      +Nico Tena quirks? lol... "Quirks" does not even come close to explaining why people build "Quene Anne" style wood/plaster/shingle homes... little pig houses of sticks... in Tornado zones... aren't they sacrificing their children to impress a dead Queen's descendants into giving them an extra dollar? ... and sacrificing their own children to die in a Tornado in order to do so? Why not just build Tornado Proof Houses? ... because i doubt the people in Europe are very Impressed by people who sacrifice their children to try to impress strange people on another Continent who give not one flying fuck whether or not they are even alive.

    • @Nico_Tena
      @Nico_Tena Před 8 lety +5

      godseesyouthrumyeyes
      Wow, all that on a comedy thread? I hear where you are coming from but maybe it belongs somewhere else? No offense.

    • @godseesyouthrumyeyes
      @godseesyouthrumyeyes Před 8 lety +2

      it is George Carlin comedy... what did you comment for? because you hate George Carlin type honesty? Maybe you are in the wrong place.

    • @godseesyouthrumyeyes
      @godseesyouthrumyeyes Před 8 lety +1

      Besides... its funny as Hell...

  • @Chunes3
    @Chunes3 Před 3 lety +396

    In my opinion this is the single most legendary standup routine in human history. I've watched it probably 100 times and it *never* fails to make me laugh.

    • @enniszeneli
      @enniszeneli Před 2 lety +8

      agreed and this video cuts early, theres actually a funnier couple minutes after this that kill me everytime

    • @cloudhigh6582
      @cloudhigh6582 Před rokem +2

      His stand up on the subject of Time was way better.

    • @stephani633
      @stephani633 Před rokem

      The best 😂

    • @davidthompson2591
      @davidthompson2591 Před rokem +5

      'Saving the planet' is my go to clip of all that he did ... absolutely golden !!

    • @gcg8187
      @gcg8187 Před rokem +2

      @@davidthompson2591 omg that one kills me

  • @bryannelson6139
    @bryannelson6139 Před rokem +47

    He was the most astute and intelligent comedian ever. His observations were amazing.

  • @Tommyfazz
    @Tommyfazz Před 8 lety +1755

    The older he got the better he became, a rare thing in entertainment.

    • @oscarg5500
      @oscarg5500 Před 5 lety +6

      Tommyfazz is it?

    • @calvinclark9478
      @calvinclark9478 Před 5 lety +35

      A lot of them became just depressing. Not like in sense of humor but actually just sad and sometimes angry.

    • @JustinLodes
      @JustinLodes Před 5 lety +9

      Yeah even though he turned into papa smurf

    • @KamenMinkov
      @KamenMinkov Před 5 lety +9

      Less and less f&#ks to give.

    • @rohithkumarsp
      @rohithkumarsp Před 4 lety +4

      Yes but not too old. Listen to Joe rogan podcast, he was really bad at the end. When it get sick.

  • @leehall727
    @leehall727 Před 8 lety +525

    I actually heard this announcement, "In the unlikely event that this flight turns into a cruise" ....

    • @DAMIENDMILLS
      @DAMIENDMILLS Před 7 lety +47

      jesus, your pilot must have had quite the sense of humor, or was so damn confident in himself that he couldn't crash in the ocean. either way, it's dangerous thinking when you're in charge of the lives of strangers.

    • @nicholaswishman1199
      @nicholaswishman1199 Před 7 lety +46

      DAMIEN MILLS you're right! Pilots shouldn't be so confident as to think they can fly a plane without crashing it into the ocean. It's dangerous thinking to make a joke like that, he may forget that landing on water is bad! Just because he flies a plane all day, every day, doesn't mean he won't forget not to land on the water.

    • @leehall727
      @leehall727 Před 7 lety +27

      It was a flight from Las Vegas, NV to Syracuse, NY... On board a 727 and the plane was older than the crew.

    • @jamesniagu274
      @jamesniagu274 Před 5 lety +1

      Lmao😂

    • @wildmike951
      @wildmike951 Před 5 lety +2

      @Christina Reynolds I agree that he was trying to be funny. But some people are so uptight that he might have scared the shit out of someone who was nervous about flying and actually asked to get off before the take off

  • @Bioniking
    @Bioniking Před 4 lety +58

    His way with timing, inflection, intonation and body language is perfect

  • @2KCamaroZ28SS
    @2KCamaroZ28SS Před 6 lety +204

    The 336 people that disliked this video are on non-stop flights. Rumor has it, they've been up there for 10 years and didn't appreciate George's mocking of their plane situation.

    • @keltinmendoza6907
      @keltinmendoza6907 Před 5 lety +11

      Their emergency plane situation

    • @Iguana-Power
      @Iguana-Power Před 4 lety +6

      Little do they know, they’re about to make a sudden stop at a cornfield or housing development.

  • @19perception83
    @19perception83 Před 9 lety +229

    Normally it's easy to pick one standout hilarious comment in a video, but that was genius from start to finish - just brilliant.

  • @Dooneru
    @Dooneru Před 9 lety +50

    "Get on the plane, get on the plane"
    "Fuck you, I am getting IN THE PLANE"

  • @jennifercruz8142
    @jennifercruz8142 Před 5 lety +185

    Carlin wasn't a comedian; he was a philosopher with a sense of humour.

  • @avalon1995
    @avalon1995 Před 6 lety +945

    Having worked in the airline industry for 25 years Carlin made me laugh hysterically at all these things we considered routine in our daily job. 😎

    • @kmandvr
      @kmandvr Před 6 lety +19

      Michael c I also worked in airline industry for 41 years........to was great!!!!

    • @DSRZONATYCHI
      @DSRZONATYCHI Před 6 lety +14

      I also worked for the Airline Industry. 75 years and this guy always made me laugh

    • @YZ450f24
      @YZ450f24 Před 6 lety +3

      Michael c only some of them are true just because some flight attendants say things and some of the people who work at the boarding desk say we will now start the boarding process, I've heard tons of them say we will begin boarding or we will start boarding or basically any version that couldn't be shorter or more simple.

    • @betaneptune
      @betaneptune Před 6 lety +7

      Yeah, probably after they saw this routine!

    • @bwcmakro
      @bwcmakro Před 6 lety +8

      You have to remember this shit is like 20 years old.

  • @kennethwilliams5555
    @kennethwilliams5555 Před 10 lety +204

    How have I never seen this guy before? I have seriously been missing out.

    • @lynnturman8157
      @lynnturman8157 Před 10 lety +27

      Really? He's considered probably the greatest stand up comedian ever (along with Richard Pryor).

    • @kermit56780
      @kermit56780 Před 10 lety +11

      Not forgetting..... Bill Hicks.

    • @justin1594
      @justin1594 Před 10 lety +10

      he's like the god of white comedy, just like Pryors the god of Black comedy.

    • @vardellsfolly5200
      @vardellsfolly5200 Před 9 lety +7

      Oh boy you have NO idea what you've been missing out!

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 Před 9 lety +9

      He's awesome, I'm not an english native speaker and I enjoy him tremendously.
      RiP Carlin and yes, I do care ;)

  • @kael2450
    @kael2450 Před 8 lety +1532

    "In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure...ROOF FLIES OFF!!!"

    • @70goldtop
      @70goldtop Před 8 lety +36

      Yep we all heard what he said. Repeating it doesn't make it any funnier.

    • @kael2450
      @kael2450 Před 8 lety +13

      +james madison DILLIGAF

    • @shabanshneta5457
      @shabanshneta5457 Před 8 lety +3

      +Kael2450
      Yes.

    • @kai326
      @kai326 Před 8 lety +20

      Well, you must be the life of the party. Let him do what he wants. You've repeated a video quote in the comment section before, I'm SURE OF IT!

    • @kael2450
      @kael2450 Před 8 lety +5

      +Joseph Armenta the funny thing is he only picked up on mine, don't see the guy commentating on the other quote comments for this video.

  • @paulbaker4811
    @paulbaker4811 Před 5 lety +46

    Carlin was one of the smartest comedians ever! I miss him. I saw him in person and he was sensational!

  • @joeydalessio3849
    @joeydalessio3849 Před rokem +27

    His brilliance was beyond comedy. ❤

    • @PolGara0139
      @PolGara0139 Před rokem

      Oh yes, he’s still my favorite! The 10 commandments & soft language still crack me up. Then I think about what he’s saying & I agree with him. And what he said about abortion 25yrs ago, it’s hard to believe that he’s still in the news with that

  • @henoch44
    @henoch44 Před 10 lety +314

    I was listening to this while waiting for boarding my plane. People were looking at me weird I was laughing so much.

    • @Acoolwind
      @Acoolwind Před 10 lety +25

      I've had the same experience! Priceless

    • @S1amezeCat
      @S1amezeCat Před 10 lety +13

      I'm counting on this video to keep me sane on our next flight. :)

    • @catonparelli7761
      @catonparelli7761 Před 9 lety +7

      Sonofabitch, I laugh my ass off

    • @kevinharron6134
      @kevinharron6134 Před 9 lety +1

      Amy don't you will get paranoid Amy Watson

    • @DISMISSED375
      @DISMISSED375 Před 7 lety +2

      WHEN I GET ON ( ERR...GET IN ) THE PLANE, I ALWAYS REMEMBER HIM AND LAUGH A LOT...

  • @comettamer
    @comettamer Před 8 lety +443

    I love this guys humor. Best of all is knowing he's offending so many people at once.

    • @kai326
      @kai326 Před 7 lety +23

      If people don't take it the wrong way, he's not offending a single soul.

    • @comettamer
      @comettamer Před 7 lety +17

      @118193103885851617021 Thats the genius of Carlin. He offends them because they take it the wrong way and his brutal honesty exposes them for what they are

    • @kai326
      @kai326 Před 7 lety +9

      yeah, brutal honesty. I love it.

    • @comettamer
      @comettamer Před 7 lety

      Jim Morrison Ikr

    • @EndlessSummer888
      @EndlessSummer888 Před 7 lety +4

      He's not, though. That was his talent. He's as edgy as you can possibly be without DIRECTLY insulting someone.

  • @mr.youtube975
    @mr.youtube975 Před 3 lety +5

    The best English lesson I have ever learned

  • @GirlStories1365
    @GirlStories1365 Před 6 lety +12

    No one will ever come close to the genius that was George Carlin .. R.I.P. George .. you are missed by many ❤️

  • @mattydigs
    @mattydigs Před 9 lety +295

    This is why he was the greatest that ever did it. He could make anything funny through his keen wit and expert analytical skills. Not only that, his act aged like fine wine, simply getting better and better as the decades passed. He regularly turned nothing into something like it was a cakewalk throughout his whole career. Except often, like moments here, there was something and we were that much more... enlightened, if you will, for having him point it out. I don't throw this word around very often but he was absolutely genius.

    • @Dave-ng7ee
      @Dave-ng7ee Před 9 lety +10

      +Mattydigs Exactly as you said, turning nothing into something. He would have a LOT of material to work on nowadays, with all the bullshit happening around the world.

    • @SBG57
      @SBG57 Před 8 lety +12

      +Da ve looking at his material it's still entirely relevant to today's situation

    • @hellsgunz1006
      @hellsgunz1006 Před 3 lety +1

      It's a comedy show, not a drama, relax.

    • @dariusthedmirconsolidation3494
      @dariusthedmirconsolidation3494 Před 2 lety +1

      9:06, “ROOF FLIES OFF”

    • @dtanaka869-d
      @dtanaka869-d Před rokem +1

      He was also pretty philosophical too

  • @keanankinman1508
    @keanankinman1508 Před 8 lety +122

    This is some of the hardest I've laughed in a long time.

  • @vincentmaysee4052
    @vincentmaysee4052 Před 4 lety +9

    Like many poets and authors of the past, Carlin will always remain relevant!

  • @StuartElson
    @StuartElson Před 8 měsíci +5

    It never gets old, and only gets more true

  • @nykolostark
    @nykolostark Před 9 lety +358

    "'Louisiana is expecting a rain event!" I thought "Holy shit! I hope I can get tickets to that!"

  • @biljam972
    @biljam972 Před 9 lety +80

    My favourite comedian! Brilliant man.

    • @Billsmafia50
      @Billsmafia50 Před 8 lety

      +Biljana Malesevic He wasn't a comedian,he was a satirist.

    • @biljam972
      @biljam972 Před 8 lety +1

      I agree, you are right. He was extremely funny though his subjects were intelligent and serious. Now that's something!

    • @flegma66666
      @flegma66666 Před 8 lety +1

      +Biljana Malesevic Carlin je bio komičar u početku,kasnije je bio filozof,u svakom slučaju najbolji u tome što je radio!

    • @cheemsg.i.7130
      @cheemsg.i.7130 Před 7 lety

      +Michael “'Taker Fan” Daehn He was a black comedian

  • @lunaticfringe896
    @lunaticfringe896 Před 4 lety +3

    BEST...COMEDIAN....EVER....

  • @bt10ant
    @bt10ant Před 7 lety +27

    Brilliance....we sure miss him.

  • @mickobrien3156
    @mickobrien3156 Před 8 lety +92

    He sure had the best command of the English language of any comic. I never once heard him stumble or trip over words. He was a great speaker, especially with really awkward phrases or long lists of words.

  • @maureenlazerus4973
    @maureenlazerus4973 Před 9 lety +37

    I'm a retired flight attendant and this is one of the greatest

    • @marioncondo3262
      @marioncondo3262 Před rokem

      Always loved him. He reminds me so my much of my f is rst love. Truly he is was the greatest comedian/philosopher. He is missed.

  • @jamesweaver1449
    @jamesweaver1449 Před 2 lety +11

    My favorite comedian of all times. Everyone who watches him gets a great laugh and an education at the same time. R.I.P. George thank you for everything love ya Bro

  • @ldolphin34
    @ldolphin34 Před 6 lety +33

    George Carlin had been doing comedy for so long....and I still think this is the funniest 12 minutes he ever put together. If I am ever down or in the dumps, it's this piece that brings me back.

  • @briancicio4950
    @briancicio4950 Před 8 lety +117

    "PRESUCK MY GENITAL SITUATION!!!"

  • @DrBananaKing7000
    @DrBananaKing7000 Před 9 lety +77

    One of the very greats. I miss him.

  • @ATRO_1337
    @ATRO_1337 Před 5 lety +21

    2019 and his stuff is still as amazing as always. Miss ya George.

  • @koroushzadeh
    @koroushzadeh Před 6 lety +11

    I loved this man! Thank you George for life time of laugh and joy that you left with us! RIP.☹🙏

  • @Thickqueen94
    @Thickqueen94 Před 9 lety +623

    Imagine what a flight that'd be with carlin sitting next to u

    • @EndlessSummer888
      @EndlessSummer888 Před 8 lety +76

      +Matthew Calabresse My brother and i had a flight last year. when they began the safety lecture we laughed the whole time, barely paying attention cuz we were thinking about this skit.

    • @Kodid7
      @Kodid7 Před 8 lety +1

      Probably pretty stinky.

    • @Sylveon1002
      @Sylveon1002 Před 7 lety +41

      Matt C it would be a weird flight considering he's been dead for 9 years.....

    • @Thickqueen94
      @Thickqueen94 Před 7 lety +8

      That'd short for that would meaning past tense I know he's been dead hence that would if he was alive I would've said how fun it must be to fly with Carlin like get a life

    • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
      @MasterAnakinSkyWalker Před 6 lety +20

      He'd probably be the one wearing the Grateful Dead T-shirt and the "F**k You!" hat

  • @psychedelicdreamer986
    @psychedelicdreamer986 Před 10 lety +185

    Funniest guy ever. I haven't seen anybody funnier than him in my whole life. He should have been immortal, we need good humour!

    • @clarkcook3808
      @clarkcook3808 Před 5 lety +1

      Carlin is wonderfully funny on airlines and language. A comedian from the past (1960s) you'd all enjoy on the same topic is SHELLEY BERMAN. His "Inside Shelley Berman" (on CZcams) blew the top off the charts in his day. Have a look. . . .

    • @thelateshift9982
      @thelateshift9982 Před 5 lety +2

      Robin Williams

    • @nmor30
      @nmor30 Před 5 lety +4

      @@thelateshift9982 Carlin is wayyyyy better

    • @thelateshift9982
      @thelateshift9982 Před 5 lety +3

      @@nmor30 Depends on the humor style, they both have unique approaches

    • @ljfinger
      @ljfinger Před rokem

      @@nmor30 Carlin is the best at standup, with pre-planned material. Robin Williams is the best ever at improv, by far.

  • @Sandesh98147
    @Sandesh98147 Před 5 lety +6

    The way he presents most trivial things, is just absolutely genius. This man was a pure genius.

  • @priilynx
    @priilynx Před 5 lety +16

    Thank you George, you've always been there for me over the years. Even though you are gone, still make me laugh. You will live on

  • @MrCraigBlake
    @MrCraigBlake Před 8 lety +57

    George Carlin is the best comedian of all time!

  • @sroinujacob
    @sroinujacob Před 8 lety +42

    A true genius. Out of this world and age. Sorely missed.

  • @joshuacahill2437
    @joshuacahill2437 Před 5 lety +6

    George was a legend. There will never be another like him.

  • @alistairmcgregor7576
    @alistairmcgregor7576 Před rokem +1

    I had chemo and had to sit on chair for 3 hours and found his humour the best, had my earphones on and must have been laughing my head off. Best medicine when your sick. Told friends who have cancer to do the same. Time goes by so fast with this great man

  • @vardellsfolly5200
    @vardellsfolly5200 Před 9 lety +42

    He was a brilliant man.Funny is not enough.Intelligence is necessary.Observation too.
    Damn i miss you george.I just want more of you!

    • @kevinharron6134
      @kevinharron6134 Před 9 lety +2

      Yes, his humour was based on intelligence and observation, and he had loads in reserve. Can you tell me what he died of/ from?

    • @vardellsfolly5200
      @vardellsfolly5200 Před 9 lety

      Kevin Harron
      He died from heart failure.

    • @vardellsfolly5200
      @vardellsfolly5200 Před 9 lety +1

      *****
      Yes he did drugs..Yet he learned from his mistakes and quit cocaine.He had his demons.But if you pay attention to some of his interviews he had the balls to stop the drugs before the substances stopped him.And he did it by himself without any help,so the strength of his character was amazing,when most men fail to discipline themselves.And no the drugs weren't responsible for his talent nor his death.

    • @vardellsfolly5200
      @vardellsfolly5200 Před 9 lety

      *****
      You know what?You are absolutely right.I will support the legalization of drugs with all my heart.So that more people will kick the bucket,hop the twig,bit the dust,shuffle off their mortal coil,run down the curtain and join the bleedin' choir invisibile.To ceased to be.Bereft of life,to rest in peace..more room and resources for the rest of us!

  • @nikibirdflight
    @nikibirdflight Před 9 lety +50

    What made him so hilarious is the absolute truth of his descriptions. All of them so true that we wonder WHY we could not have written his jokes.....we felt the same way......but HE decided to use it as part of his humor. ....and it is was and is priceless. A comedic genius !

  • @anisurfer84
    @anisurfer84 Před 7 lety +4

    Man, George Carlin's shows are going to age so well with time. Many decades later, his comedy will be studied to understand our times better. One of these days, I will buy all George Carlin DVDs and keep it with me for when I am old I can watch it on my old DVD player while everyone is using hologram or some shit.

  • @Omega3azlea
    @Omega3azlea Před 8 lety +239

    Rest in peace you brilliant son of a bitch :'D

    • @ReaperblaugranaLM10
      @ReaperblaugranaLM10 Před 8 lety +10

      Resting in peace? I think he's down there screaming up at us. ;)

    • @Omega3azlea
      @Omega3azlea Před 8 lety +4

      Aah, classic :p Mind fixing the toilet upstairs, it's overflowing?

    • @MegaSlowburner
      @MegaSlowburner Před 8 lety +3

      God gave us among His many gifts...a sense of humor. Our loss is God's gain. George was the best!

    • @thebulletcraft
      @thebulletcraft Před 7 lety +18

      +Cliff Riley
      You seriously have no idea what Carlin believed in do you

    • @KelliViti
      @KelliViti Před 7 lety +3

      He is now screaming up at us, or more likely, part of The Big Electron, WOW! If he was, wrong, he is watching the off the charts example of entropy, the current election has wrought, WITH GLEE!!

  • @janaebryant2556
    @janaebryant2556 Před 9 lety +20

    It's 5am, I'm in bed, watching my tablet and raising with laughter.

  • @chatanugadotorg
    @chatanugadotorg Před 5 lety +7

    I'd seen this show when a friend of mine got the video when we were in college. Later in 1998, I took my first trip on a commercial plane. I was a little nervous since I'd never flown before, but then the safety lecture started. George Carlin was in my head the whole time doing this skit, and it really helped take the edge off my nervousness.

  • @alicantino1151
    @alicantino1151 Před 6 lety +9

    To this day, whenever I'm on an airplane, at the very least I have to crack a smile when the flight attendants are going through this whole spiel, because I'm thinking of Carlin the entire time.

  • @paulmorrison8554
    @paulmorrison8554 Před 10 lety +33

    This is one of the greatest comedy bits in history

  • @guitar19971
    @guitar19971 Před 9 lety +5

    It doesn't matter how many times I watch videos of him, George Carlin makes me literally cry with laughter whenever I watch him. The man had a real gift for turning seemingly trivial things into absolute comedy gold. As well as for seeing through the bullshit in everyday society and telling it like it is. We need people like him in the world. Unfortunately nowadays they are few and far between.

  • @paper_panda
    @paper_panda Před 2 lety +7

    Love Carlin. Currently reading "Doublespeak" by William Lutz, and realizing from where some of the inspiration to this bit was taken. George delivered so much common sense and truth he is desperately missed today.

  • @marsbalaba9373
    @marsbalaba9373 Před 4 lety +6

    "seatbelts... HIGH-TECH SH*T!!!"
    I died 😂

  • @danielfagan4257
    @danielfagan4257 Před 10 lety +613

    George Carlin is the master of pointing out the obvious and making it funny.

    • @RolletComedy
      @RolletComedy Před 5 lety +2

      Daniel Fagan Seinfeld too

    • @nalrematvonarmi5525
      @nalrematvonarmi5525 Před 5 lety +3

      Christina Reynolds The only one stupid here is apparently you, he said that no one is going to tell if it really was crash into ocean, and anyways most of the landing can be considered crashes.

    • @bobdavis4848
      @bobdavis4848 Před 5 lety +1

      @Christina Reynolds But what George does is called comedy entertainment.

    • @bobdavis4848
      @bobdavis4848 Před 5 lety +1

      @Christina Reynolds Many others do find him funny. It had already become clear to me, from reading your various comments, that you do not. You are assuming that he personally has "narcissism, hatred and disgust" in all aspects of his being, when all you are seeing here is what he puts forth publicly on stage which sometimes involves portraying a character, like how most of the lyrics of Randy Newman's song "Short People" were portraying a character. It's become clear to me from George's interviews that although parts of what George said in comedy routines reflected his real feelings, others were wordplay about English language oddities and exaggerated satires of prejudice for comedy effect, not meant to be taken entirely literally as you seem to assume. I did already write to you elsewhere that I saw your point about "near miss." You just took quite a broad swipe at many of George's fans you do not even know, by implying they are not intelligent, mature, thinking adults and that they are so ego driven they only use watching George's routines to try to feel like one. I am sorry about whatever seemingly went wrong in your life that contributed to your bitterness. Have a nice day.

    • @whale8174
      @whale8174 Před 4 lety

      @Christina Reynolds
      You ain't judging him fairly, cause you calling him all of these fancy terms without even knowing who he is really like.
      Worse of all, you judge him based on a character he is playing as a comedian, which is his job.
      You can judge him, sure, but when people respond negatively because they believe that your judgement is unfair, don't get angry.

  • @dsfddsgh
    @dsfddsgh Před 8 lety +15

    George's movements and expressions make this bIt even funnier. LOL

    • @scottbuckley823
      @scottbuckley823 Před 8 lety

      +dsfddsgh i love the carry on finger thing he does

  • @joshuaharper4439
    @joshuaharper4439 Před rokem +4

    He was the best comedians ever there will be never anyone quite like him. He is very much missed.

  • @romeo5362
    @romeo5362 Před rokem +5

    ...there will never be another George Carlin. May He rest in peace.

  • @yusef528
    @yusef528 Před 10 dny

    Listen to this every single time I board a plane. It’s tradition that never gets old.

  • @musicman2883ful
    @musicman2883ful Před 10 lety +17

    A true legend. There will never be anyone else like him. He's the best ever in my mind.

  • @thefridgeman
    @thefridgeman Před 8 lety +18

    Lol, I remember "discovering" Carlin and downloading bits on audiogalaxy (well, no utube back then...). This piece was amazing. "gettin' on the plane":)))))

  • @DEAD_ACCOUNT0000
    @DEAD_ACCOUNT0000 Před 2 lety +6

    George Carlin was the only person who could tell the Airline food joke and still make it sound funny.

  • @silverfox5507
    @silverfox5507 Před rokem +1

    Loved George Carlin !! Spot on stuff .

  • @mayrasantiago2202
    @mayrasantiago2202 Před 8 lety +5

    his face impressions are funny as hell

  • @BradRains
    @BradRains Před 10 lety +152

    Seat belt: High tech shit!

  • @Sleight-lq8qd
    @Sleight-lq8qd Před 5 lety +14

    Remember kids, when your angry, just look up pictures of George Carlin genuinely angry

  • @denisepleines1513
    @denisepleines1513 Před 2 lety +1

    This is one of George's finest videos!!
    Funny from beginning to end!!

  • @lindacoolbaugh962
    @lindacoolbaugh962 Před 8 lety +11

    Can you imagine if George was alive with, smart phones, selfies, Justin Bieber, Miley Cirus & Donald Trump running for President? His acts would be off the chart. RIP George, so honored I got to see him live about 10 time. He was and will always be the BEST!!

    • @cybercat29
      @cybercat29 Před 8 lety

      +Linda Coolbaugh You were so lucky :-(

    • @lindacoolbaugh962
      @lindacoolbaugh962 Před 8 lety

      +cybercat29 Yes I was...He was brilliant. To this day, I hear his rants & always have a smile on my face

    • @cybercat29
      @cybercat29 Před 8 lety

      Linda Coolbaugh And it keeps you sane :-) That is why I watch George Carlin on CZcams :-)

    • @lindacoolbaugh962
      @lindacoolbaugh962 Před 8 lety +1

      LOL I'm watching him now. "Put your seat back forward, Well I don't bend that way if I did I'd be in Porno movies" One time I was in the 2nd row & his facial expressions up close. Hysterical!!

    • @cybercat29
      @cybercat29 Před 8 lety +2

      Linda Coolbaugh Aww, man :-( You were so lucky :-)

  • @kausarukus
    @kausarukus Před 9 lety +67

    I love how sarcastic he is " look, they nearly missed" I don't bend that way,if I could put my seat back forward i'd be in porno movies lmfao

  • @phillipvasilakopoulos6026

    He was one of a kind ! RIP George

  • @sarahwright7076
    @sarahwright7076 Před 4 lety +2

    "IIII did not neeeeed to be told thaaaattt." 😂😂😂

  • @odinson99m
    @odinson99m Před 10 lety +47

    "Get on the plane" Fuck you. I'm getting in the plane. There seems to be less wind in here." LOLOLOLOL!!!!

  • @mq46312
    @mq46312 Před 9 lety +13

    This is the greatest 10 minutes worth of comedy I've ever watched.

  • @handendaer
    @handendaer Před 4 lety +32

    This man could never have been a politicians nor president, cus he actually cares för The People and have common sense.

    • @scottchandler8613
      @scottchandler8613 Před 3 lety +2

      In global news today. in a meeting with North Korea's leader Kim jong-in President George Carlin was recorded saying EATSHITMOTHERFUCKER! EATSHITMOTHERFUCKER!! EATSHITMOTHERFUCKER!!!

    • @alvin3758
      @alvin3758 Před 3 lety +2

      @@scottchandler8613 ha ur funny, but funnier if u shut ur piehole

  • @horrordisneygal1172
    @horrordisneygal1172 Před rokem +2

    My favorite George Carlin one. It's so funny 😂 especially the safety lecture 😂

  • @Dloweification
    @Dloweification Před 10 lety +630

    I wish he was still alive just so I could give him my money for this gold. (and be cause he was an awesome person)

    • @user-rg5ic2ms8u
      @user-rg5ic2ms8u Před 6 lety +4

      u 2 can give me the money . and i'll make sure he knows about your intention

    • @kh_qft762
      @kh_qft762 Před 6 lety +1

      He was funny.
      But a misanthropist cynic isn't exactly my idea of an AWESOME person...

    • @martywhite1084
      @martywhite1084 Před 6 lety +5

      Keven Heinz If you like the word “misanthropist,” you’ll really like the word “misanthropic.”

    • @galaxyorion8725
      @galaxyorion8725 Před 6 lety +1

      8:59

    • @nicolasfredette8564
      @nicolasfredette8564 Před 6 lety +2

      Dloweification Why don't you buy his DVDs and let all the other shitty comedians know that Carlin's humour is where it's at ???

  • @SektionEi8ht
    @SektionEi8ht Před 5 lety +17

    “The safety lecture continues.”

  • @garyleach9072
    @garyleach9072 Před rokem +1

    George Carlin had some really really good comedy. My dad had me listen to his best one about STUFF and I still think it's his best one. God bless you Mr Carlin,may you rest in peace.

  • @pranksterguy1
    @pranksterguy1 Před 5 lety +2

    Every time I watch them demonstrate the workings of the seatbelt I think of George and this standup!

  • @monfe5532
    @monfe5532 Před 10 lety +118

    "Seatbelts. High-tech shit." - George Carlin

  • @trainmanhockeyfan
    @trainmanhockeyfan Před 8 lety +16

    We miss you George!

  • @shadowmonarchix1005
    @shadowmonarchix1005 Před 5 lety +1

    The expressions make the whole thing better

  • @trudymccann3671
    @trudymccann3671 Před rokem

    George was ahead of His Time! Clever, and Original! Nothing Shy about this Guy~!

  • @W3LLcoOL
    @W3LLcoOL Před 9 lety +4

    This guy was a fucking genius, not only a comedy genius, just a fucking genius.

  • @MenwithHill
    @MenwithHill Před 10 lety +11

    Doubtlessly one of his best routines, ever.

  • @Eli_Santin
    @Eli_Santin Před rokem +2

    This is my favorite Carlin bit, because it portrays the essence of his entire comedy career. The man was a linguist, plane and simple.

  • @MH-jz4kr
    @MH-jz4kr Před 10 měsíci +1

    This man's command and comprehension of the english was godlike😂 I see a George Carlin video...I Click!

  • @joe_8699
    @joe_8699 Před 5 lety +4

    As a contractor for southwest airlines, I fly all over America. My record is 9 different flights in one week, and this is so so so true. Hilarious. So great with words. RIP

  • @mickierpjames2512
    @mickierpjames2512 Před 9 lety +4

    This never gets old! xD
    I love George

  • @babzy6964
    @babzy6964 Před 3 lety +2

    There was no one that could compare to Carlin .. GENIUS !

    • @denisepleines1513
      @denisepleines1513 Před 2 lety

      This video is so hilarious! Loved how he did the hostesses voice..ESPECIALLY when he says flap. Also the scene about putting on the oxygen mask. If he can program his FUCKING V C ARRRR he can jolly well learn how to adjust an oxygen mask ..
      The cream of the crop

    • @lindasch1703
      @lindasch1703 Před rokem

      How about Robbin Williams? Also brilliant and excellent timing. Can you imagone the two of them on stage at same time?

  • @TrainSounds
    @TrainSounds Před 6 lety +2

    RIP George Carlin, it’s been 10 years since you left us.

  • @crunchers9
    @crunchers9 Před 8 lety +32

    "The safety lecture continues"!

  • @Dill_Pickle1997
    @Dill_Pickle1997 Před 8 lety +668

    Sometimes I can't be believe this guy and Alec Baldwin narrated Thomas the tank engine

    • @marioiacolucci
      @marioiacolucci Před 8 lety +7

      cool

    • @kennellokc
      @kennellokc Před 8 lety +30

      +VersipellistherogueChangeling And Ringo Star. George did Seasons 1-4 and Alec did 5-6. Ringo did the original narration for Seasons 1-2 when it first aired, George did 3-4 even on the original airings, same with Alec :3

    • @samoanfun11
      @samoanfun11 Před 8 lety +4

      +VersipellistherogueChangeling At least Carlin I can believe.

    • @BassGuitarGuy128
      @BassGuitarGuy128 Před 8 lety +34

      Damn really? I didn't know that…

    • @johnzook7533
      @johnzook7533 Před 8 lety +18

      ...and pray to Joe Pesci.

  • @demitrac.9082
    @demitrac.9082 Před rokem +1

    Greatest Comedian EVER !!!!

  • @ViperRebby
    @ViperRebby Před 9 lety +417

    "In the unlikely event of a water landing...
    Well what exactly is a water landing? Am I mistaken, or does this sound somewhat similar to CRASHING INTO THE OCEAN?! Your seat cushion can be used as a floatation device. Well imagine that, my seat cushion, just what I need. To float around the North Atlantic for several days...clinging to a pillow full of beer farts."

    • @prelanis
      @prelanis Před 9 lety +7

      +Vivian Rebstock "On January 15, 2009, US Airways Flight 1549 (AWE1549), an Airbus A320 piloted by Captain Chesley B. "Sully" Sullenberger and First Officer Jeffrey Skiles, made an unpowered emergency water landing in the Hudson River after multiple bird strikes caused both jet engines to fail." -Wikipedia

    • @themaj1x
      @themaj1x Před 9 lety +7

      +Vivian Rebstock Hahahahahaha laughed so hard at this.

    • @ViperRebby
      @ViperRebby Před 8 lety +6

      +Big Dookie I was quoting my favorite part :). What he said is the same thing that runs through my mind when they go over the safety brief. I've always been a nervous flyer.

    • @ViperRebby
      @ViperRebby Před 8 lety +3

      +Big Dookie that is funny lol. So you're the only one out of the family that is bothered by flying? I think I've just watched too many mayday tv shows and air crash investigation. I can't stand the feeling of take off and the climbing of the air plane...I always feel like the bottom is going to fall out from under me...I just don't like planes. Unfortunately, because of my job I'm always flying...scares me every time no matter how often I fly.

    • @ViperRebby
      @ViperRebby Před 8 lety +2

      +Big Dookie I agree. You are more likely to survive a car crash than an airplane crash. Once an airplane starts falling out of the sky death is imminent.

  • @bretarmstrong6303
    @bretarmstrong6303 Před 5 lety +7

    "Pre-suck my genital situation!" I love this man!

  • @fp2374
    @fp2374 Před rokem

    Lots of memories first heard him at Gainesville FL simply the best !

  • @leonardilifter
    @leonardilifter Před 5 lety +9

    The single greatest comedian of all time

  • @synthsoundone2992
    @synthsoundone2992 Před 9 lety +3

    Could listen to this guy all day.