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  • čas přidán 9. 04. 2020
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  • @colinfurze
    @colinfurze  Před 4 lety +5225

    So much to talk about in this video, Deloreans ,massive bikes lol. Stay safe people and see you in the next video. Subscribe and join the #furzearmy

  • @hellcat1988
    @hellcat1988 Před 4 lety +6547

    All his neighbors are probably like "FINALLY he makes something quiet for once."

    • @tc5273
      @tc5273 Před 4 lety +268

      And next week, Colin will stick a huge ram jet and a 1000cc engine to it.....

    • @GR1M_
      @GR1M_ Před 4 lety +75

      Honestly wouldnt mind a neighbour like him if he would make awesome shit like this too bad i live in a flat tho

    • @meddyba3518
      @meddyba3518 Před 4 lety +21

      ya he should make it faster and more dangerous!!! you know, to make up for the quiet this weekend

    • @thebritishshadowshifter8540
      @thebritishshadowshifter8540 Před 4 lety +11

      Next episode elon musk challenged me too make the ultimate rocket to compete with spaceX and live.in thier throughvtjenisolqtion period

    • @deralex4350
      @deralex4350 Před 4 lety +1

      Oh man I was about to comment this xD

  • @B_assMan.Archive
    @B_assMan.Archive Před 4 lety +2760

    Its all fun and games til there's a red light.

    • @dancingapplez
      @dancingapplez Před 4 lety +500

      last time I saw this guy who rides around on a penny farthing he just grabbed the red light.

    • @J1A_Jay
      @J1A_Jay Před 4 lety +14

      That’s the point...

    • @prodkajro
      @prodkajro Před 4 lety +7

      Hah

    • @pyrrehraus6571
      @pyrrehraus6571 Před 4 lety +25

      @@dancingapplez
      He attached the red light to the back of his bicycle, didn't he?

    • @reesespeanutbuttercups5548
      @reesespeanutbuttercups5548 Před 4 lety +34

      Just take a right(For people who drive on the right side of the road) or a left(for the people that drive on the left side of it) and go around the block, through the alley and hope it’s green, if not repeat

  • @jonasphu
    @jonasphu Před 4 lety +1142

    “Easy to ride”
    Me: Wait till you stop and can’t reach the ground

    • @JuliaCV9
      @JuliaCV9 Před 4 lety +24

      JuSt GeT sOmE sTiLtS

    • @jesulinicoviolao6053
      @jesulinicoviolao6053 Před 3 lety +105

      That's false, if he stops he'll reach the ground, perhaps later he'll not want to ride it again

    • @thecaptainnoodles
      @thecaptainnoodles Před 3 lety +9

      no it would travel in an arc andd he just has to put his leg dwown and fall onto it

    • @crf450rl
      @crf450rl Před 3 lety +7

      Lol wtf or just stop against a wall and climb down? Just like he got on

    • @ollizu
      @ollizu Před 3 lety +35

      Should have some sort of lever that retracts a pair of "landing gear" (extra two wheels on the side) to help maintain stability in such situation. Or something.

  • @kriskropd
    @kriskropd Před 3 lety +115

    7:54
    (delivers groceries)
    recipient: "WHY ARE THE EGGS SPLATTERED ALL OVER MY WALLS?!?!"

  • @backyardengineering816
    @backyardengineering816 Před 4 lety +1814

    If everyone buys a highcycle, then they'd all be at the same height and therefore no longer 2 meters apart

    • @samarvora7185
      @samarvora7185 Před 4 lety +64

      Oh, checkmate, Colin!

    • @igornoga5362
      @igornoga5362 Před 4 lety +207

      Colin's ahead of you, he has his 4m high bike

    • @sundfjes9281
      @sundfjes9281 Před 4 lety +74

      easy, increase each bike stepwise by 2 meters during production.

    • @mollymauktealeaf
      @mollymauktealeaf Před 4 lety +20

      Everyone would have to get one 2 metres higher than the one before to fix the problem.

    • @freen773
      @freen773 Před 4 lety

      With that bike you would assume people were lying on the floor already anyway

  • @raptorjesus3894
    @raptorjesus3894 Před 4 lety +740

    I like how everyone around Colins town just accepts his shenanigans. "Oh dear, what's this jet powered contraption coming toward me?"
    "Oh don't worry, that's just Colin"

    • @Noname-dg1bn
      @Noname-dg1bn Před 4 lety +8

      Raptor Jesus Village idiot 😂😂

    • @wessharpy3551
      @wessharpy3551 Před 4 lety +20

      @@Noname-dg1bn hardly an idiot is he, the guys a class engineer and clever bugger, with a massive imagination.

    • @frostsmaker8966
      @frostsmaker8966 Před 4 lety +6

      We should become like him. Let the shenanigans spreading !!

    • @alexisrodriguez6526
      @alexisrodriguez6526 Před 4 lety +5

      @@wessharpy3551 he's effectively an artificier

    • @DummyWhisper245
      @DummyWhisper245 Před 4 lety

      New jet powered collin

  • @dacool_boe4071
    @dacool_boe4071 Před 4 lety +510

    “Wot the hecc”
    -random citizen

  • @KGBgringo
    @KGBgringo Před 3 lety +89

    The one thing I really like about Colin is he must've made some serious youtube bucks but he stays honest and still lives on the same housing estate and is polite and friendly to his neighbours. How many American youtube stars do you know like that?

    • @jpklein740
      @jpklein740 Před 3 lety +3

      markiplier

    • @jpklein740
      @jpklein740 Před 3 lety

      @sid .c he’s american? Or colin?

    • @ruabali6980
      @ruabali6980 Před 3 lety +1

      he is not american if u didnt know no worries u would think hes just a good american youtuber no actually hes british

    • @DaMorg3
      @DaMorg3 Před 2 lety +1

      Why the hate man? Mark Rober certainly seems to be doing a great job of staying humble despite having 20.8 Million subscribers.

    • @vigi86
      @vigi86 Před 2 lety

      He made a damn bunker in the garden. I would not move out XD

  • @hylem8069
    @hylem8069 Před 4 lety +930

    Can we take a minute to applaud this man for getting off and on the bike every few minutes to get some nice shots.

  • @aleksanderpettersen422
    @aleksanderpettersen422 Před 4 lety +822

    His kids: “Wanna go out on a bike ride?”
    Also his kids: “Dad, where are our bicycles?“

    • @Silver_Golden
      @Silver_Golden Před 4 lety +6

      I am getting "Ed-ward" vibes from this...

    • @poloproductions4302
      @poloproductions4302 Před 4 lety +1

      Colin: "Just pop em out there."

    • @user-is1yg8ce1m
      @user-is1yg8ce1m Před 4 lety +10

      Colinfurze: *Proceeds to build a jet powered Tandem bicycle.

    • @oliviastewart1591
      @oliviastewart1591 Před 4 lety +1

      Silver Golden hmmmm, I sure hope you ain’t referring what I think you are

    • @johnb3587
      @johnb3587 Před 4 lety +1

      Silver Golden please no those are some repressed memories along with Madoka

  • @uniqueunicorn3791
    @uniqueunicorn3791 Před 3 lety +120

    When Colin takes out the elderly person with the damn groceries

  • @g1f4el
    @g1f4el Před 4 lety +238

    when you've played too much bad piggies when you were little be like:

    • @jamieclayton8624
      @jamieclayton8624 Před 4 lety +9

      If your talking about the game on the phone I love that game

    • @Ghost-211
      @Ghost-211 Před 4 lety +14

      Ah, thanks a lot for the nostalgia. I miss playing that game 😢😢

    • @lazypotato6743
      @lazypotato6743 Před 3 lety

      U mean tge angry birds enemy?

    • @g1f4el
      @g1f4el Před 3 lety

      @@lazypotato6743 yes

    • @WaterWaver-fy8de
      @WaterWaver-fy8de Před 3 lety +1

      I love that game I still play it I’ve been playing it for 6 years

  • @NGNL3578
    @NGNL3578 Před 4 lety +1656

    The neighbours must be like: “oh it’s just colin again”😂😂

  • @akiramasashi9317
    @akiramasashi9317 Před 4 lety +615

    "Everybody's got their phones out"
    I think that's par for the course when you're living in Colin's neighborhood.

    • @MichaelAndersen_DK
      @MichaelAndersen_DK Před 4 lety +12

      One should think they would have gotten used to his way of doing things by now

  • @adamward3903
    @adamward3903 Před 4 lety +78

    Colin: uploaded video that deserves top 10 trending
    CZcams: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that

  • @syndicatestunts
    @syndicatestunts Před 4 lety +8

    So awesome! My son is 2.5 years old and he absolutely loves your show, he’s quite quick to learn, sees you weld and says “da, he’s welding” kiddo is already driving and drifting a racing kart😆

  • @fitnesswithsteve
    @fitnesswithsteve Před 4 lety +814

    I don’t think the neighbours were too surprised to see the guy, who has a house with a retractable roof and a bunker in the backyard, riding a silly bicycle.

    • @IvanIvanov-lo3qo
      @IvanIvanov-lo3qo Před 4 lety +12

      Build a bike that you turn left but it goes right (and vice versa). I challenge you to try riding it! Using this comment for Colin to hopefully see it.

    • @willmacduff7202
      @willmacduff7202 Před 4 lety +1

      Lol I am one of his bro ours and I’ve seen his Star Wars go kart lol

    • @Wulthrin
      @Wulthrin Před 4 lety +3

      @@IvanIvanov-lo3qo smarter every day did that so i guess colin would have to do it one better

    • @rebreanu8775
      @rebreanu8775 Před 4 lety +1

      @@IvanIvanov-lo3qo
      czcams.com/video/oI2aMKwXXnE/video.html

    • @rebreanu8775
      @rebreanu8775 Před 4 lety +2

      @@IvanIvanov-lo3qo it's already been invented, hope you enjoy

  • @jasonswanson5770
    @jasonswanson5770 Před 4 lety +409

    *That awkward moment when you encounter another person on a highcycle and you're not social distancing in the air*

  • @dylanaaron5839
    @dylanaaron5839 Před 3 lety +9

    A lever that puts down a slider style kickstand on each side of the Hicycle would be handy!

  • @airsoftluke17
    @airsoftluke17 Před 3 lety +57

    Can we talk about this guy’s taste in music! He knows what’s up!

  • @nathaselager
    @nathaselager Před 4 lety +1306

    Colin: I fear no man, but that thing
    ~red lights~
    Colin: it scares me

    • @johndough7994
      @johndough7994 Před 4 lety +24

      a good take on an overused meme

    • @thijs1128
      @thijs1128 Před 4 lety +5

      Or low trees

    • @unpackedwolf5557
      @unpackedwolf5557 Před 4 lety +12

      @@johndough7994 overused? I don't think so, i rarely see it

    • @elontusk8018
      @elontusk8018 Před 4 lety

      Proud bc it’s so overused it’s dead.

    • @shibeinthemeta
      @shibeinthemeta Před 4 lety +2

      He is not scared for his life as well
      U know how dangerous these stuff are

  • @ahloo6920
    @ahloo6920 Před 4 lety +388

    He doesn't need a helmet to ride a friggin dangerous experimental vehicle, he's got his safety tie!

    • @1stGradeDropout
      @1stGradeDropout Před 4 lety +6

      Then he gets strangled
      His son: You should've given me the ice cream and i wouldnt have removed the screw

    • @memedealer367
      @memedealer367 Před 4 lety +4

      @@1stGradeDropout
      r/cursedcomments

  • @mrbfros454
    @mrbfros454 Před 2 lety +1

    I just have to take a moment to appreciate the brilliance of using a hole saw and a sliding guide to cut and angled curved cut at the end of a pipe. This is a man of many skills.

  • @GHOST-nc4xj
    @GHOST-nc4xj Před 4 lety +57

    Ok so does he go back to all his neighbours that recorded him and ask for the footage lol😂

    • @nomadMik
      @nomadMik Před 4 lety +15

      Pretty sure they know how channel, and just send it to him. ('You mean that noisy bloke with the bunker under his backyard? Yeah, here's his mobile number.')

    • @someusername1452
      @someusername1452 Před 4 lety +10

      I think he just looks online for them.
      How many videos can there be of a crazy bloke on a highcycle/hicycle

    • @calzone7961
      @calzone7961 Před 3 lety

      @@nomadMik yeah but what about that security footage

    • @TheCrazyCh1ckenJR
      @TheCrazyCh1ckenJR Před 3 lety +1

      @@calzone7961 he’s most likely know by the community around his neighborhood so he probably just asked the store owner to allow him to record it or ask the owner to record it for him. That’s my theory anyway.

  • @kelton8861
    @kelton8861 Před 4 lety +729

    When Colin wears a helmet, you know it's dangerous

    • @mattrb8101
      @mattrb8101 Před 4 lety +13

      so the Jet Bicycle isnt dangerous xd

    • @joemann7971
      @joemann7971 Před 4 lety +15

      Helmet? Sounds like he needs a parachute.

    • @evanshireman5644
      @evanshireman5644 Před 4 lety +2

      Davi Ribeiro Oh his 4 meter bike at the end he was

    • @paradonym
      @paradonym Před 4 lety

      I didn't looked until you said it..

    • @e.y.7111
      @e.y.7111 Před 4 lety +3

      no he never wears a helmet... it's just a gopro stand

  • @woutervanr
    @woutervanr Před 4 lety +601

    Yeah, Don't Diecycle was maybe a bit too much.

    • @joshd8427
      @joshd8427 Před 4 lety +9

      i think it’s better i won’t lie

    • @cianwescott8192
      @cianwescott8192 Před 4 lety +6

      @@joshd8427 If you did, you would be a liecycle

    • @joshd8427
      @joshd8427 Před 4 lety

      Cian Wescott haha that’s brilliant

    • @skillsau
      @skillsau Před 4 lety +2

      Haha man, Diecycle would surely be a good name for that almost 5m tall bycicle he showed in the end. Once you fall from that you're done lmao

  • @hokaroorvana6507
    @hokaroorvana6507 Před 3 lety +1

    I've watched this dozens of time and everytime I watch it I can't help but be astounded by how easy it looks to ride.

  • @marijnadriaanse4850
    @marijnadriaanse4850 Před 4 lety +28

    This takes social distancing to a whole other level...

  • @4ight1
    @4ight1 Před 4 lety +415

    I like how everyone thinks to stay six feet away from each other horizontally but this lad thinks vertically. Hats off to you mate, you’ve got a lot of skill and determination I can only dream about
    Edit: yes this actually wouldn’t do much vertically since droplets would fall, and that social distancing is on a horizontal basis

    • @mcmiellaycardo4652
      @mcmiellaycardo4652 Před 4 lety +1

      4ight nice

    • @pieterkouwenhoven6920
      @pieterkouwenhoven6920 Před 4 lety +4

      You actually have to think horizontally because when you are vertically 6 feet away from people the coronavirus droplets fall down so it doesn't make a difference

    • @cherri_chip7257
      @cherri_chip7257 Před 4 lety +1

      @@pieterkouwenhoven6920 well then if you dont have corona then go on the bike if you do stay on the ground,
      that should fix everything

    • @pieterkouwenhoven6920
      @pieterkouwenhoven6920 Před 4 lety +1

      @@cherri_chip7257 you don't know if you have corona

    • @cherri_chip7257
      @cherri_chip7257 Před 4 lety +1

      @@pieterkouwenhoven6920 good point

  • @XTJ7
    @XTJ7 Před 4 lety +150

    When I started watching this, I thought "wait a second, wasn't there another guy who built an even taller one in the past?" - and of course that was also Colin...

    • @Milamberinx
      @Milamberinx Před 4 lety +13

      Lots of people have made taller ones. They used to be standard issue for gas lamp lighters.

  • @elliottwaller6499
    @elliottwaller6499 Před 3 lety +1

    I love how you take unoriginal ideas and completely make them your own everything you do seems unique in one way or another. Thanks for making my days brighter.

  • @henridejong9433
    @henridejong9433 Před rokem

    I just found this great channel...
    This bike brings back so many memories, from 40 years ago, when our friends group had similar bikes.

  • @CrazyNerdInventor
    @CrazyNerdInventor Před 4 lety +301

    Colin riding through the street with people smiling at him made me think of the "not the hero we expected but the hero we needed" meme.

  • @driverdown7694
    @driverdown7694 Před 4 lety +237

    I like how the video ends with the words 'Stay Safe' then the next image is Colin waving a chainsaw around. Stay with us, man. We need people like you!

    • @KJohansson
      @KJohansson Před 4 lety +8

      Thats "stay safe in a Furze way" avoid virus, not life! 😎

    • @jeffffro7674
      @jeffffro7674 Před 4 lety +1

      @@KJohansson WOW! Well said my brother! I've never heard that before, avoid the virus, not life! Holy crap I'm gonna switch up the 1st bit with thousands of things, probably DAILY, and say that to everyone I encounter for the rest of my life!!! Thank you!
      Perfect timing as well, a friend of 35 years just passed from the doctors and cancer, about 20 hours ago! I needed to hear something like that badly, again, THANKS!!!!
      PAY ATTENTION PEOPLE

  • @dockmasterted
    @dockmasterted Před 3 lety +1

    COOL BIKE. .....Back in the 1960's I built one, but only had an old welder, and an old torch. What I did was to take the front fork off and turn the bike upside down and put the front for back on, then cut the seat bracket off. Then turn the peddles around so I could put the back wheel and chain drive on the other side. Lucky the differential was a two speed rear end coaster break type (you changed gears by a short tap on the rear break) I then took pipe and added it to the fork tube, and the new seat post was added above the crack to form the seat post. I also added a short piece of pipe that the steering post ran threw and braced it to the seat post for rigidity. Now I had a high bike with the peddles about waist high, and me sitting about 6 feet off the ground! The longest distance I pulled a "wheelie" for took about an hour and covered 12 miles in Upper Michigan from the town of Chassell, Michigan to Houghton ,Michigan along U.S. 41 ........ It was easier to ride than a stock bike, and to pull a wheelie you just had to lean back a bit and up the wheel would come! And you could balance it there for hours at a time ridding on the rear wheel only.

  • @ukchris64
    @ukchris64 Před 3 lety +1

    I'm as thick as a brick whenever t comes to anything engineering but oh my word I will say your the UK's engineering hero, love your vids.

  • @vanhavirta
    @vanhavirta Před 4 lety +438

    "Historically, one of the first practical uses of the tall bike was as a late 19th-century lamp lighting system, by which a worker would mount a specialized tall bicycle while equipped with a torch for lighting gas lamps. As the worker rode to each lamp, they would lean against the lamp post, light the lamp, and then ride to the next. Upon completing the circuit of lamps, an assistant would help the rider dismount. The term 'lamplighter' is still sometimes used to refer to a very tall bicycle, for this reason." -- Wikipedia

  • @brucemeier8624
    @brucemeier8624 Před 4 lety +899

    This guy has officially lost his mind.
    “Little device”

    • @misellus3931
      @misellus3931 Před 4 lety +19

      im certain weve all established he lost his mind years ago

    • @davebennet4271
      @davebennet4271 Před 4 lety +7

      Mate this is him every video 😂😂

    • @jeri-com40
      @jeri-com40 Před 4 lety

      Why you say that! Lost his mind? How

    • @LolganSaucey
      @LolganSaucey Před 4 lety +2

      **officially**

    • @scottrich976
      @scottrich976 Před 4 lety +5

      This guy is a genius and he is bonkers. Great mix and totally fun !!

  • @palfab962ify
    @palfab962ify Před 4 lety

    Bloomin briliant....reminded me of a long fork chopper bike i made back in the day...love it...

  • @ninjamasd1257
    @ninjamasd1257 Před 4 lety +4

    All of his neighbors must always be so excited when they hear him working in his shed to see what he comes up with next. That's awesome.

  • @dXXPacmanXXb
    @dXXPacmanXXb Před 4 lety +428

    everyone living in his neighborhood must feel like in a movie with a crazy inventor living next door

    • @pricey0986ify
      @pricey0986ify Před 4 lety +19

      They should be afraid if they hear him shouting 1.21 gigawatts

    • @tythus654
      @tythus654 Před 4 lety +11

      It's not "like" in a movie, it's literaly just that. Colin is a crazy inventor and he makes films for YT, it's like, uh, reverse Truman Show I guess

    • @mischiefthedegenerateratto7464
      @mischiefthedegenerateratto7464 Před 4 lety

      Feel like they are in a movie*

    • @jasonswoger410
      @jasonswoger410 Před 4 lety +1

      Modern day doc brown.

  • @omega8485
    @omega8485 Před 4 lety +356

    Colin's neighbours: "At least it's not the tank this time."

  • @joshuaholt8318
    @joshuaholt8318 Před 3 lety +5

    neighbors: "yeah, he's always making these crazy contraptions, i have no idea what goes on in his head"
    furze, rolling around the corner in a bike that's 6ft off the ground: do not question the e l e v a t e d o n e

  • @pmbluemoon
    @pmbluemoon Před 3 lety

    It's AMAZING how much of your music doesn't come up on Shazam! I love your playlists and thank you for including them in the description though 👍
    You're so awesome and creative, I've been watching your older videos and so far, you're my new fav channel! 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

  • @richardtaylor7754
    @richardtaylor7754 Před 4 lety +890

    Imagine living on the same village as furze.
    Who's that nutter on the bike?
    " oh thats just our Colin"

  • @philgamer_309
    @philgamer_309 Před 4 lety +398

    this is basically "Ferb i know what we're gonna do today"

    • @luvkularia3717
      @luvkularia3717 Před 4 lety +5

      Philgamer_ 309 bloke is a mixture of Phineas and Ferb, looks like ferb and speaks like Phin😂😂

    • @justmerc1642
      @justmerc1642 Před 4 lety +1

      @@luvkularia3717 Ferb speaks in a British accent tho

    • @adamesham9800
      @adamesham9800 Před 4 lety +3

      justmerc correction then: Ferb with a personality of Phin

    • @luvkularia3717
      @luvkularia3717 Před 4 lety +1

      justmerc I don’t recall ... ferb barely speaks 😂

    • @chrisatwood3168
      @chrisatwood3168 Před 4 lety +2

      "Furze, I know what we're going to do today"

  • @ryanstafford9717
    @ryanstafford9717 Před 3 lety

    Hey Colin, I hope you hear this all the time, but each of your videos brightens my day. I sincerely enjoy each make, and i am quite jealous of some of your gear (that pipe cutting rig is great, blown away to see you hole saw through stainless without needing a new bit every half a cut or so though). You make me happy and inspire me to do something wild (safely of course). Thanks for adding levity to this corona mess. We all need a good giggle, cup of tea, and a tie on, throughout:)

  • @OobaOoba
    @OobaOoba Před 4 lety +3

    That final clip explains why he seems so practiced at climbing on top of a 2 meter bike. Here I was the whole time wondering why it seems so easy.

  • @jordanjensen6954
    @jordanjensen6954 Před 4 lety +262

    Furze by his eccentricity has either elevated or decimated the property value of his entire neighborhood. I'm not sure which? I'd definitely be his neighbor.

    • @notahotshot
      @notahotshot Před 4 lety +12

      Well, considering the neighborhood has grown, with new houses being built, I would say he has definitely not hurt the property values.

    • @noxious_nights
      @noxious_nights Před 4 lety +4

      It would be so cool to see the wacky things he makes up close!

    • @SINGEKOO
      @SINGEKOO Před 4 lety +1

      won't you be my neighbor.
      hehe

    • @charliebrittable
      @charliebrittable Před 4 lety +1

      Hes has a bunker. Defo raises the area cos it could be a public aid in a war

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful Před 4 lety

      Lol why?

  • @Blobby90
    @Blobby90 Před 4 lety +645

    "Honey!"
    "Yes dear?"
    "Mr Furze next door is hoovering his garden."
    "Again?"

    • @tSp289
      @tSp289 Před 4 lety +7

      That's the most ordinary thing he's done all week.

    • @machineman8920
      @machineman8920 Před 3 lety

      british humor

    • @wakandaboshit3196
      @wakandaboshit3196 Před 3 lety

      the 26th yes

    • @ndsav8903
      @ndsav8903 Před 3 lety

      Sometimes I wonder if my neighbours think the same of me hoovering my fake grass 😂 it’s the most effective way to clean it on my balcony

  • @bleufyre5351
    @bleufyre5351 Před 4 lety +47

    When Colin threw the groceries through the window, I was really hoping to hear an "OW" just then

    • @nomadMik
      @nomadMik Před 4 lety +1

      … or smash! meeeeoooow!

  • @fineushanson6240
    @fineushanson6240 Před 3 lety

    you have the craziest ideas but even crazier is you always manage to MAKE THEM WORK. LIKE WHATTT???!??!?? love it man

  • @BrianBell4073
    @BrianBell4073 Před 4 lety +278

    You said
    "Going a little bit weird."
    umm - I've bad news news. This should be past tense, several years ago.

    • @Fred_the_1996
      @Fred_the_1996 Před 4 lety +2

      The past perfect continuous, cuz he's constantly getting crazier

  • @SatanSupimpa
    @SatanSupimpa Před 4 lety +99

    I love that he made a 2 meters tall bike with a bmx riding position.

  • @lynchio6719
    @lynchio6719 Před 3 lety

    Used to have a nightmare that I was riding a bike like the second one you showed... I'd always fall off and get that falling sensation, you've captured the nightmare for me!!!

  • @liquiddinamyte
    @liquiddinamyte Před 3 lety +1

    Love the music in the clips...!

  • @CamCitizenTV
    @CamCitizenTV Před 4 lety +791

    Colin: "Social Distancing to stay safe!" Doesn't wear helmet

    • @wheel-so7kq
      @wheel-so7kq Před 4 lety +8

      He won't be needing it

    • @pen2199
      @pen2199 Před 4 lety +2

      yeah your rite oh and no high viz vest

    • @BlatentlyFakeName
      @BlatentlyFakeName Před 4 lety +3

      I don't think you need high viz on a bike as tall as a house

    • @ninjaturtleboicactus8240
      @ninjaturtleboicactus8240 Před 4 lety

      pen219 you spelt right wrong
      (I’m so sorry I couldn’t help myself I have lockdown breakdown syndrome)

    • @pen2199
      @pen2199 Před 4 lety +2

      @@ninjaturtleboicactus8240 yeah your rite, again

  • @juliendebury1519
    @juliendebury1519 Před 4 lety +550

    Colin: "and now i'm gonna put a home made jet powered engine in that thing!!"

    • @Yamus
      @Yamus Před 4 lety +5

      Darwin awards intensifies.

    • @Doraemon-gc2lu
      @Doraemon-gc2lu Před 4 lety +5

      Don't give him ideas🤣🤣🤣

    • @notwasd2291
      @notwasd2291 Před 4 lety +2

      Neighbours:- ah shit here we go again...

  • @juliangreilhuber1562
    @juliangreilhuber1562 Před 3 lety +1

    really cool that you can see that the diging of the tunnel has already begun because of the carpet

  • @nomadMik
    @nomadMik Před 4 lety

    There are always a fair few bikes like that at Burning Man. One year, I camped next to the High Bar, a pub where the counter is at least a couple of metres off the ground. They serve people on those bikes, and stilts.

  • @MrMinimanmatt
    @MrMinimanmatt Před 4 lety +356

    Genuinely made me smile in these shit times.
    Cheers Colin and stay safe everyone.

  • @donovingoniwiecha7464
    @donovingoniwiecha7464 Před 4 lety +622

    imagine you’re just chilling in your home, watching hell’s kitchen, and like 3 grocery bags get launched through your window

    • @doublew8763
      @doublew8763 Před 4 lety +6

      be like *YEET*

    • @tonybaja5267
      @tonybaja5267 Před 4 lety +5

      Plot twist: the "groceries" aren't actually groceries...

    • @lukewhite9237
      @lukewhite9237 Před 4 lety +19

      "Where's the lamb sauce!!!!"
      *Jar of lamb sauce shatters on the floor

    • @stuinNorway
      @stuinNorway Před 4 lety +3

      @@lukewhite9237 Or the eggs

    • @sophiacristina
      @sophiacristina Před 4 lety +2

      Then it hits your computer screen and destroy it, and splashes all food sauce over the computer, keyboard and bed, and everything explodes!

  • @JosaxJaz
    @JosaxJaz Před 9 měsíci

    I really liked the addition of the clips from people on the street, it's nice of them to send it to you! Seems like a very nice and wholesome town community. :D

  • @anzaca1
    @anzaca1 Před 2 lety +1

    Fun Fact: Bikes like this were actually built and sold. They were used in England for lighting gas street lamps. Others, called "flood bikes", were made to enable travel through flooded streets.

  • @adarshsingh764
    @adarshsingh764 Před 4 lety +422

    if you sneeze when on it the respiratory particles will fall on others more efficiently

  • @KillerTechniques
    @KillerTechniques Před 4 lety +705

    Obi-Wan Kenobi: "I have the high ground"
    Colinfurze: *I have the high ground*

    • @giaem4108
      @giaem4108 Před 4 lety

      And that is Mechanical Force for ya

    • @jeffffro7674
      @jeffffro7674 Před 4 lety +5

      His next line is, "you underestimate my crazy!"

    • @anderseidhshsjejw
      @anderseidhshsjejw Před 4 lety

      NOOO

    • @TraumaER
      @TraumaER Před 4 lety +1

      *I HATE YOU!!!*

    • @giaem4108
      @giaem4108 Před 4 lety

      @@jeffffro7674 Obi-Wan Kenobi: You Understimate My cra- HUH?!

  • @alexralph6024
    @alexralph6024 Před 3 lety

    The thing i like most about colinfurze is he doesnt do clickbait titles really nor does he do excessive clickbait thumbnails its refreshing

  • @Birchish
    @Birchish Před 2 lety

    This gave me a smile. Thanks, mate.

  • @nftestate
    @nftestate Před 4 lety +239

    "Everybody got their phones out" I bet the local house prices have gone up since you started you channel

    • @dirtrider4818
      @dirtrider4818 Před 4 lety +14

      And their home owners insurance....

    • @juliejay5436
      @juliejay5436 Před 4 lety +3

      @@dirtrider4818 🤔🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
      I think for some reason the background music for this channel should be "Firestarter" by The Prodigy.

    • @pittibarlin8692
      @pittibarlin8692 Před 4 lety

      @@juliejay5436 yeah, a song about Cunt seemed a bit odd.
      See you next Tuesday/Thursday = C U Next Thursday for those that don't know, it's a clever way of calling someone a cunt.

  • @Rambo.cc.1188
    @Rambo.cc.1188 Před 4 lety +200

    Fact: The song used is called "See you next FurzeDay"

    • @jammasterflash9448
      @jammasterflash9448 Před 4 lety +1

      Robert Geer aha! In my head I thought it was C U Next Thursday.......
      Still makes sense now.... taxi!

  • @dere1048
    @dere1048 Před 3 lety

    This is by far my favorite video

  • @Kumquat_Lord
    @Kumquat_Lord Před 3 lety +7

    It was nice to see at least one person filming in landscape mode

  • @georgee7967
    @georgee7967 Před 4 lety +361

    Me after seeing the hicyle: so much for avoiding injury risk
    After the clip at the end: wow ok you seriously contained yourself on this one Colin

    • @darksunrise957
      @darksunrise957 Před 4 lety +10

      Yeah, generally he goes BIGGER on future projects. If I'd known about the other, 4m bike, I'd have expected this one to be 8 meters!

    • @seanylewl
      @seanylewl Před 4 lety

      That 4 meter bike is so much more dangerous than it looks (and it already looks very dangerous), because if it tips he would accelerate through the arc as the (significant) weight of the bike is added to his velocity.

    • @Sixta16
      @Sixta16 Před 4 lety +1

      What grade did you have in your physics class? Acceleration is the same regardless weight.

    • @seanylewl
      @seanylewl Před 4 lety +2

      @@Sixta16 physics.stackexchange.com/questions/33667/do-you-feel-more-impact-force-when-falling-straight-down-or-tipping-over/33718#33718

    • @NGC1433
      @NGC1433 Před 4 lety

      @@seanylewl That article says exactly "This is exactly the same result as we get for the man falling straight down, so you hit the ground with the same speed whether you fall straight down or whether you hold onto the ladder." + the weight of the ladder, bike or whatever.
      Even that 4 meter bikes weight is negligible compared to weight of Colins steel balls. Realistically, even if bike weighs same as Colin himself, the falling bike would accelerate him like, to a 10% faster velocity. Is that much more dangerous? No, falling from an 8 meter bicycle is much more dangerous. Falling at a rate of 10% faster is minimally more dangerous. Get your absolutes straight already.

  • @mrz175
    @mrz175 Před 4 lety +629

    I wonder if he ever thinks to himself “yep this is the one i kill myself on” when he builds a new project 😂

    • @ArquerO53
      @ArquerO53 Před 4 lety +41

      Everything must feel safe and tame after the hoverbike and the 360 paramotor swing

    • @cutememypugs999
      @cutememypugs999 Před 4 lety +11

      The grappling hook was an e z backbreaker

    • @ethanblanke6873
      @ethanblanke6873 Před 4 lety +36

      I thought he had officially lost it when he made the spinning knife belt

    • @incognitotorpedo42
      @incognitotorpedo42 Před 4 lety +4

      Yep, one of these days that boy's gonna hurt himself...

    • @nilaksh007
      @nilaksh007 Před 4 lety +5

      Never fear when the safety tie is there

  • @Xeroph-5
    @Xeroph-5 Před 3 lety +1

    Watching this again after your appearance on Great British Menu!

  • @andythomas9564
    @andythomas9564 Před rokem

    Just found this guy and love all his videos

  • @TacticallyInferior
    @TacticallyInferior Před 4 lety +590

    The world: “Noo you cant just start engineering random projects you don’t have the qualifications”
    Collin: “ha ha bike go high”

    • @fizz113
      @fizz113 Před 4 lety +2

      The imeche will definitely give him a certificate or 3.

    • @willfitzgeraldd
      @willfitzgeraldd Před 4 lety +2

      that genuinely made me laugh

    • @slimeboyjr
      @slimeboyjr Před 4 lety +2

      Some times I think Colin is high

    • @84patking
      @84patking Před 4 lety +1

      I think his practical skills are what is missing in engineering today.

    • @TacticallyInferior
      @TacticallyInferior Před 4 lety

      SlimeBoyjr in this case quite literally

  • @disfaktor4004
    @disfaktor4004 Před 4 lety +452

    Government:
    - wash your hands frequently;
    - stay at home;
    - avoid physical contact
    - and...
    Colin: AH AH! I got this one!
    Great work Colin!

    • @kimriley2491
      @kimriley2491 Před 4 lety +2

      The idiot in the video and any other idiots who attempt to use the kind of bicycle showcased in the video and suffers an accident for that reason should be denied any medical assistance and hospital treatment. Ride that bike at your own risk.*

    • @zachrogers2254
      @zachrogers2254 Před 4 lety +7

      Kim Riley Ok Karen, also these bikes are actually really quite simple to ride and pretty difficult to fall off

    • @treenalll
      @treenalll Před 4 lety +1

      Zach Rogers Nice one.

    • @kimriley2491
      @kimriley2491 Před 4 lety +1

      @@zachrogers2254 OK kid, your skull bone is actually really quite fragile and it is pretty easy to spill your stupid brains out.

    • @studywithsherry684
      @studywithsherry684 Před 4 lety

      hahaha

  • @scrapwomblecreatives6944

    man you just made me happy for a while when you live in a flat as you get older you miss your shed you keep fit lad and be safe ya crazy but my kind a crazy;-)

  • @thomascorley8232
    @thomascorley8232 Před 3 lety

    The best mentalist fabricator for sure. Thanks Colin!

  • @vyladence
    @vyladence Před 4 lety +344

    "Not gonna make it too tall"
    makes it as tall as his *shed*

    • @TechSupportDave
      @TechSupportDave Před 4 lety +6

      I was expecting it to only be like 50% the height, and the dude actually made it taller than him.

    • @john34261
      @john34261 Před 4 lety +1

      i think it is nearly as tall as his shed though he could easily make it was tall as his own house then he would need 4 wheels probably for better balance anda way to lock the steering for safety and have the breaks lock up when needed

  • @Verrisin
    @Verrisin Před 4 lety +394

    "the other one was a bit scarier to ride"
    ... dude: If anyone other than you fell, they would be dead...

    • @dsdy1205
      @dsdy1205 Před 4 lety +20

      Thankfully the taller the bike, the slower it takes to fall over, and hence the more time available to correct.

    • @koltburton7442
      @koltburton7442 Před 4 lety +23

      It’s the safety tie

    • @Verrisin
      @Verrisin Před 4 lety +10

      @@dsdy1205/videos yeah... if you are higher up, the fall will take longer. XD
      - Also: this is assuming you can correct at all: I'm pretty sure there isn't much you can do beyond some angle, or if you cannot speed up.

    • @hoomanp3766
      @hoomanp3766 Před 4 lety +5

      Only because he has a safety tie

    • @richardbishopfenn3913
      @richardbishopfenn3913 Před 4 lety +7

      I was alright watching the the 2 meter bike, but that big one made my palms sweaty!

  • @SecretSquirrelFun
    @SecretSquirrelFun Před 3 lety

    Hey there Mr Furze. I only discovered you and your wonderful world today. I now have just realised that I would have been better off commenting on a more or most recent video but...ho hum.
    Anyway, thanks for sharing your videos, your world. Just thanks.
    Take care and all the best 🐿🙂

  • @sarujanrupan4831
    @sarujanrupan4831 Před 3 lety +2

    You could add two really long legs so that when you stop you can push them onto the ground, preventing you from falling, and then when you move again they return to their original position.

  • @docskate4312
    @docskate4312 Před 4 lety +215

    Stainless steel✔
    Weld like the worldchamp✔
    Neighbours stunned✔
    Delorean in video✔
    I award you the official 007-Nobody does it better trophy 🏆
    Greetz from Germany

  • @kristofferhellstrom
    @kristofferhellstrom Před 4 lety

    Calin is the most entertaining youtuber i've ever seen :D Just amazing stuff!

  • @gooseface2690
    @gooseface2690 Před 3 lety

    Colin never ceases to get me a-chucklin'

  • @NikopolAU
    @NikopolAU Před 4 lety +217

    Colin's neighbors: "whoaaaaa, it's not a pulsejet noise this time!"

  • @latiremo9133
    @latiremo9133 Před 4 lety +332

    i don’t think Colin has ever heard of the word “safety”

    • @novisla
      @novisla Před 4 lety +100

      He has a safety tie

    • @fudgesickle7947
      @fudgesickle7947 Před 4 lety +9

      @@novisla I was about to type the same thing and I like your username, it made me take a double take

    • @djttown4644
      @djttown4644 Před 4 lety +1

      Well.... No

    • @RecoilAddict88
      @RecoilAddict88 Před 4 lety +17

      I think the safety tie will probably inflate around his whole body and acts like an airbag in case he falls of the bicycle.

    • @user2C47
      @user2C47 Před 4 lety +8

      @@RecoilAddict88 The safety tie is plot armor. He will not fall down.

  • @jimerjam6689
    @jimerjam6689 Před 2 lety

    In Portland or, we have this public bike trail, and where it crosses the roads, there are walk signal buttons that are super high off the ground just for this type of bike

  • @justkev5538
    @justkev5538 Před 2 lety

    Well done! I love it!

  • @neilbdumb0
    @neilbdumb0 Před 4 lety +112

    Him: Makes a high bike
    Neighbours: Hes out again

    • @makara6192
      @makara6192 Před 4 lety +1

      And even the birds in the sky: here he comes again

  • @noahlee4168
    @noahlee4168 Před 4 lety +173

    This actually gave me anxiety. I couldn't stop thinking "what if he fALLS"

  • @Whoopwhoopwhoop
    @Whoopwhoopwhoop Před 2 lety +1

    Colin Furze: Proving punk ain't dead since the start of this channel.

  • @eddiepatterson5025
    @eddiepatterson5025 Před 3 lety

    Just subscribed to your channel this is awesome. Greetings from Across the pond in the USA 🇺🇸

  • @thumper347
    @thumper347 Před 4 lety +210

    My wife just walked by and asked me "Is that that crazy British guy?"

  • @skaida
    @skaida Před 4 lety +153

    8:04 Imagine the neighbors order like two bags of eggs. And you just yeet them in.

    • @DownwardsRising
      @DownwardsRising Před 4 lety +1

      That's what I was thinking too. "Ope, that 'pop' sound was the eggs." XD

    • @talentlessasian330
      @talentlessasian330 Před 4 lety

      "Jesus Christ Billy, what the hell happened here"

  • @notcheeseballgaming40
    @notcheeseballgaming40 Před 4 lety +1

    This is you best idea yet

  • @daynedemmer1626
    @daynedemmer1626 Před 3 lety +1

    Love it colin!!!