Pedal-less Bicycle?!

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  • čas přidán 10. 01. 2023
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  • @KossolaxtheForesworn
    @KossolaxtheForesworn Před 7 měsíci +134210

    its the public humiliation machine

    • @evangelicalsnever-lie9792
      @evangelicalsnever-lie9792 Před 7 měsíci +1971

      😂👍

    • @alessandrorpglover
      @alessandrorpglover Před 7 měsíci +3826

      designed to help people aiming you with rotten tomatoes

    • @quan-uo5ws
      @quan-uo5ws Před 7 měsíci +2869

      This looks like something jews would be strapped to in ww2 germany

    • @E13v3N1
      @E13v3N1 Před 7 měsíci +547

      What the hell😂😂😂 😭

    • @tnbspotter5360
      @tnbspotter5360 Před 7 měsíci +976

      It's like a rolling medieval stockade, except you're suspended by your balls.

  • @michiel5160
    @michiel5160 Před 8 měsíci +32915

    At least it won't get stolen.

    • @Romo2055
      @Romo2055 Před 7 měsíci +1862

      The wheel still might

    • @lordhoweproductions3733
      @lordhoweproductions3733 Před 7 měsíci +310

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @codechrist
      @codechrist Před 7 měsíci +181

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

    • @davyjones7813
      @davyjones7813 Před 7 měsíci +316

      I had a bike before that was hardly worth walking home after busting up the rim so bad it was resisting me the whole way back home and I locked it up on the side of my porch and seen somebody had stolen it the next day. Somebody must’ve had a truck and seen it busted the lock and threw it in the back

    • @davyjones7813
      @davyjones7813 Před 7 měsíci +126

      Then there was the community bike that got passed to everybody in town at one point

  • @SumtinSTINKS
    @SumtinSTINKS Před měsícem +1705

    "Flying cars? Nah, we got walking bikes."

    • @mos2505
      @mos2505 Před měsícem +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😅

    • @thegoodlookinorange1986
      @thegoodlookinorange1986 Před měsícem +5

      Best reply yet. Rollin 😅

    • @Caballero-zm9db
      @Caballero-zm9db Před měsícem +2

      😂😂

    • @Knightcraft42
      @Knightcraft42 Před měsícem +1

      I did the same thing as a kid with a regular bike. When I walk with my friends and they didn't have their bikes I would just lean on my to counter balance the weight and have one foot a pedal and just kick with the opposite leg

    • @meditationdrumartprojectca4835
      @meditationdrumartprojectca4835 Před měsícem

      Gotta give it to you win the comment section for today LMAO blue ribbon 🎀

  • @SadTown99
    @SadTown99 Před měsícem +309

    Nice anti-theft system built right into its very existence

    • @maddog5100
      @maddog5100 Před 4 dny +6

      Nobody will want to steal this thing to lose street cred while riding it 😂

  • @reDoraemon
    @reDoraemon Před 5 měsíci +28154

    going uphill : fighting for your life
    going downhill : praying for your life
    😂😂😂

    • @anonomyss
      @anonomyss Před 5 měsíci +614

      Gonna see a depiction of Speedy Gonzales screaming while running down the hill at mach 7

    • @MrGilghamesh
      @MrGilghamesh Před 5 měsíci +278

      Damn you make my day buddy !

    • @Traylormade_Chief
      @Traylormade_Chief Před 5 měsíci +56

      HahahahahH

    • @bugjams
      @bugjams Před 5 měsíci +348

      It still has handbrakes for downhill btw.

    • @reDoraemon
      @reDoraemon Před 5 měsíci +34

      @@MrGilghamesh thanks.. Glad I could help 😁

  • @Kreptic
    @Kreptic Před 6 měsíci +20665

    Finally, a bicycle that rides you

  • @Monstervolging
    @Monstervolging Před měsícem +436

    Never thought I'd see in my lifetime a bike with scoliosis...

  • @TheRealZombieWizard
    @TheRealZombieWizard Před měsícem +110

    Imagine hitting a bump or curb losing your balance and snapping your neck because your head is between the frame of the bike.

  • @Bajicoy
    @Bajicoy Před 7 měsíci +2278

    If the bike falls, it is absolutely taking you down with it

    • @harrykumoro4335
      @harrykumoro4335 Před 7 měsíci +51

      😮 when in at uphill bicycle ride you

    • @Randomkloud
      @Randomkloud Před 7 měsíci +31

      And a fall from a normal bike doesn't?

    • @D0minate0
      @D0minate0 Před 7 měsíci +108

      ​@@Randomkloudno, you can jump out separately. At least, I can

    • @lazomaco
      @lazomaco Před 7 měsíci +77

      @@Randomkloud if you not overweighted or intoxicated. on this bike you are actually attached to it, you must have couple extra seconds to clip you out. this bike is designed by masochist

    • @skrrrtsusman3450
      @skrrrtsusman3450 Před 7 měsíci +11

      you can easily plant your feet with it, so if you fall with it, probably would've happened with a normal one too

  • @yash_kambli
    @yash_kambli Před 10 měsíci +7383

    Calling this comfortable is crime.

  • @joshuahenderson
    @joshuahenderson Před měsícem +302

    “Why make simple when complicated works just as well?” - German Engineering

    • @thereindeertherabbitthebat592
      @thereindeertherabbitthebat592 Před 23 hodinami

      German engineering has been in a downward spiral ever since the days of WW2 weaponry and the original Bugs/Busses...
      At this rate, new V-Dub's will come stock with Flintstone features 🤦‍♂️

    • @konstantink07
      @konstantink07 Před 11 hodinami

      this thing is a lot simpler than normal bikes

  • @OptimusPhillip
    @OptimusPhillip Před 25 dny +13

    "We need to make a more comfortable bike!"
    [Invents crucifixion machine]

  • @theinquisit0r
    @theinquisit0r Před 7 měsíci +8007

    If the strap fails, you will literally get run over by your own vehicle

  • @ronque23
    @ronque23 Před 7 měsíci +3671

    Finally-a bike that doesn’t require a lock when you park it.

    • @C4pungMaster
      @C4pungMaster Před 7 měsíci +132

      the only things worth stealing are its parts lmao. You will come and notice only the chassis and handlebars remains

    • @sirkermitthefirstoffrogeth9622
      @sirkermitthefirstoffrogeth9622 Před 7 měsíci +62

      Cuz no one wants it💀

    • @jaysmooth9630
      @jaysmooth9630 Před 7 měsíci +19

      I'll be laughing at that humor for a while 😅

    • @blaedus5318
      @blaedus5318 Před 7 měsíci +34

      Pfft. You have way too much faith in people. Some people will steal worthless things just because it's something that they don't have.

    • @rapidshareag3962
      @rapidshareag3962 Před 7 měsíci +4

      Shhhhiiiiiii don't park that sheit in the ghetto!!!!

  • @wolvessavior
    @wolvessavior Před měsícem +44

    Honestly if someone wore a banana suit it would fit pretty well

    • @KatholikoPharorah
      @KatholikoPharorah Před 22 dny +3

      😂 just found something I never knew I wanted to see so bad

  • @ajayjha5899
    @ajayjha5899 Před měsícem +16

    "More comfortable than a conventional bike", sure.

    • @zacmumblethunder7466
      @zacmumblethunder7466 Před 6 dny +4

      Yeah. Dangling from a coathanger with a strap between your legs, raising your voice half an octave over ever speed bump.

  • @theancientvoice9272
    @theancientvoice9272 Před 7 měsíci +5835

    This is why Aliens won't talk to us

  • @damntrain1862
    @damntrain1862 Před 7 měsíci +4691

    I didnt know bicycles can also evolve backwards.

  • @iWumbo34
    @iWumbo34 Před měsícem +18

    FYSA: Those straps will cut off circulation to the major arteries down to the leg. They could even cause nerve damage

  • @TheNate82
    @TheNate82 Před měsícem +11

    Still beats dealing with the airlines.

  • @utschb18
    @utschb18 Před 5 měsíci +1703

    A great solution for a problem that never existed.

    • @carboy101
      @carboy101 Před 5 měsíci +8

      😂😂😂

    • @Spinoza137
      @Spinoza137 Před 5 měsíci +2

      😂

    • @longebane
      @longebane Před 5 měsíci +16

      A balance bike is also pedalless without having to be.. this

    • @seymourglass26
      @seymourglass26 Před 5 měsíci +15

      I want to see how it costs like $2000 or something insane as well.

    • @fishbuddy401
      @fishbuddy401 Před 5 měsíci

      Hahaha 😂

  • @100drips
    @100drips Před 5 měsíci +5798

    Truly genius. In case of an accident your neck is trapped in between the frame maximizing the possibility of a quick and painful dead.

  • @joekaz5198
    @joekaz5198 Před měsícem +2

    A McDonalds franchise owner is pissed that he has to replace the other half of his sign.

  • @tommygun80127
    @tommygun80127 Před měsícem +19

    May as well wear a sign on your back that says, "Lifetime virgin."

  • @ericwiest1242
    @ericwiest1242 Před 10 měsíci +37470

    Let's see you go uphill

    • @vupham5252
      @vupham5252 Před 9 měsíci +766

      tru dat lol

    • @GregKhar-NU-Metalhead2000
      @GregKhar-NU-Metalhead2000 Před 9 měsíci +2597

      Let's see *YOU* go uphill by just walking lmao

    • @thistimeimhere
      @thistimeimhere Před 9 měsíci +3295

      ​@@GregKhar-NU-Metalhead2000yeah but now your pulling a bike up also.

    • @ManchesterUtdFan
      @ManchesterUtdFan Před 9 měsíci +2936

      Let’s add to this.
      Let’s see you go downhill. Does this bike even have brakes!?

    • @jameslowe2979
      @jameslowe2979 Před 9 měsíci +1622

      ​@@ManchesterUtdFanthink you're expected to use your balls. Not a great design.

  • @talbotd27
    @talbotd27 Před 7 měsíci +4214

    Imagine you go through a mud puddle and the tires just shoot it straight up into your face

    • @mikeeforma2281
      @mikeeforma2281 Před 7 měsíci +70

      😂😂😂😂

    • @docwiz
      @docwiz Před 7 měsíci +100

      Normal bikes don't have mud flaps and your near the same height head-wise in a normal bike. Both would be puddle traps.

    • @ThePrufessa
      @ThePrufessa Před 7 měsíci +35

      You would not be going fast enough to make the mud fling off of your wheels while using your feet to power the bike. You can easily stop and walk through the mud. And since something like this would require you to wear some really crappy shoes nobody would be too worried about walk through mud.

    • @Cloudy_Days.
      @Cloudy_Days. Před 7 měsíci

      Imagine riding this naked

    • @joshuakarr-BibleMan
      @joshuakarr-BibleMan Před 7 měsíci +59

      ​@@docwiz
      The downtube catches the worst of the spray from the front wheel.

  • @seedspittinspacecowboy
    @seedspittinspacecowboy Před měsícem +11

    That's the one they roll you around and chant "Shame!"

  • @DadOffical
    @DadOffical Před měsícem +5

    Imagine falling over in a 5 point harness that would be impossible to get out

    • @zacmumblethunder7466
      @zacmumblethunder7466 Před 6 dny

      Imagine lying on the floor with people all around you saying "What the flip are you doing, strapping yourself to that thing?" as the light grows ever dimmer.

  • @ThePtownPlaya
    @ThePtownPlaya Před 7 měsíci +943

    When you fix something that isn't broken.

    • @isaacnelson4503
      @isaacnelson4503 Před 6 měsíci +3

      When you brake something the only could of use a small fix.

    • @Dread_2137
      @Dread_2137 Před 6 měsíci +4

      I mean, it works like these bikes for 3year-olds, just normal bikes but without pedals.

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 Před 6 měsíci +3

      It sure doesn’t look comfortable

    • @chickennuggetman2593
      @chickennuggetman2593 Před 6 měsíci +5

      But... I like it...

    • @zizhaohu741
      @zizhaohu741 Před 6 měsíci +1

      well, nothing is broken until something better is built

  • @Jes196
    @Jes196 Před 5 měsíci +4417

    “More comfortable” as we see an image of a man who’s entire weight is resting on his groin hammock.

    • @TEXAS2459
      @TEXAS2459 Před 5 měsíci +48

      Yeah...so??
      They never said less stressful or painful
      😁😂

    • @TEXAS2459
      @TEXAS2459 Před 5 měsíci +9

      @@xyz12345457 nope there are foot resters.

    • @__keys
      @__keys Před 5 měsíci +15

      It's called a harness and it's only painful if you're wearing it wrong

    • @mmaforever1166
      @mmaforever1166 Před 5 měsíci +78

      @@__keyshold on guys let me just unlatch myself from my bike real quick I’ll only be five minutes , imagine crashing one of these things or if someone is trying to fight you while you’re still hooked up to it no matter how you look at it this bike is just dumb

    • @__keys
      @__keys Před 5 měsíci +15

      @@mmaforever1166 I'm just saying claiming it's not comfortable because it's a harness is stupid

  • @Chris_50
    @Chris_50 Před měsícem +7

    Looks like it could snap your neck the moment the fall sideways in an accident

  • @CellaDragon
    @CellaDragon Před měsícem +6

    From the makers of the Flintstones, comes… The Yabadabado Bike!

  • @nicolaspets4975
    @nicolaspets4975 Před 7 měsíci +2130

    The most potent contraceptive ever created

    • @damnpretzel
      @damnpretzel Před 7 měsíci +33

      😭😭😭

    • @hitlertentounossalvar
      @hitlertentounossalvar Před 7 měsíci +1

      He should have been aborted.

    • @idfkidc
      @idfkidc Před 7 měsíci +11

      Well then you're not using it right 😉

    • @thaddeusmarcuscheeleyjr.786
      @thaddeusmarcuscheeleyjr.786 Před 7 měsíci +67

      Guaranteed to make you less likely to have children by making you more likely to be avoided at all times.

    • @ES11777
      @ES11777 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@thaddeusmarcuscheeleyjr.786😂

  • @BeatInMySkull
    @BeatInMySkull Před 6 měsíci +1038

    How do I bail from a bike crash?
    This bike: You don't. You commit to it

    • @DanielGlover
      @DanielGlover Před 6 měsíci +28

      There the comment I was looking for. Stupid idea. will stick to my normal design, but electric (still have to pedal) bike thank you.

    • @NoraIconiq
      @NoraIconiq Před 6 měsíci +19

      Yeah one time I was in a bike crash, got thrown over the handle bars landed head first on the street, two things kept me from being seriously injured one was my helmet, and the other was the fact nothing was strapping me down, to the point of the crash so the momentum actually put me into a much safer situation than I wouldve been if I was secured in place.

    • @maulikgadhavi8356
      @maulikgadhavi8356 Před 6 měsíci

      How do one bail out from Car crash ?

    • @NoraIconiq
      @NoraIconiq Před 6 měsíci +4

      @@maulikgadhavi8356 not comparable you have a shit ton of metal and polymer providing some protection. In this case a better comparison would be a motorcycle.

    • @West_Coast
      @West_Coast Před 6 měsíci +1

      It's a death trap.

  • @MegaMech
    @MegaMech Před měsícem +11

    There's no way this is ergonomic.

  • @GMTunes
    @GMTunes Před měsícem +5

    Soon we'll have plenty of 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame' 😂

  • @NoahBailey33
    @NoahBailey33 Před 7 měsíci +1231

    “The design is very human”

    • @dr.zoidberg8666
      @dr.zoidberg8666 Před 7 měsíci +10

      "You will now say a few words to explain your hu-man art!"

    • @LearnandLive97
      @LearnandLive97 Před 7 měsíci +2

      😂

    • @ZigealFaust
      @ZigealFaust Před 7 měsíci +16

      "Very easy to use."

    • @almakabban9996
      @almakabban9996 Před 7 měsíci

      😂😂😂

    • @descendency
      @descendency Před 7 měsíci +7

      it looks like what AI would design if you asked it for a bike - but never told it what a bike was.

  • @bambo9350
    @bambo9350 Před 6 měsíci +1770

    Everybody gangsta until you go uphill

    • @cheapbruh9778
      @cheapbruh9778 Před 6 měsíci +149

      you literally just have to walk uphill with this, the real issue is downhill, RIP

    • @edwardwongiii2229
      @edwardwongiii2229 Před 6 měsíci +51

      @@cheapbruh9778 It has brakes.

    • @edwardwongiii2229
      @edwardwongiii2229 Před 6 měsíci +27

      @@WorldPeacePlease123 No, I have never had any speed wobble. Besides, you'd have to be a simpleton to let your bike gain too much speed anyway.

    • @edwardwongiii2229
      @edwardwongiii2229 Před 6 měsíci +25

      @@WorldPeacePlease123 Listen. You're messing with the wrong guy. I am currently 63 years old, and I have ridden bicycles for 53 to 54 of those years. Yes, that is more than a half century.
      I also pride myself in being logical with critical thinking skills. I needed a lot of that in order to earn my two doctoral degrees, so I advise you to dedicate your time on more productive activities instead of being an online troll. Ride your bike however you want and move on.
      Have a nice day.

    • @edwardwongiii2229
      @edwardwongiii2229 Před 6 měsíci

      @@WorldPeacePlease123 I do apologize to you if I came across like I were trying to scold you. I should have realized that I was interacting with a much younger person. Let's forget all this and move on with life. Live and learn as they say.

  • @DesertVox
    @DesertVox Před měsícem +7

    It's a constant fear of the suspension straps snapping.

  • @gabarwar5775
    @gabarwar5775 Před měsícem +4

    Let's not invent a bicycle again a proverb says

  • @glennkrzeminski7539
    @glennkrzeminski7539 Před 7 měsíci +3485

    Rumor has it that just now, German engineers are also working on the worlds first seatless chair

    • @riftvallance2087
      @riftvallance2087 Před 7 měsíci +100

      Perhaps a rungless ladder next.

    • @elmioelmo2013
      @elmioelmo2013 Před 7 měsíci +32

      rumor said the engineer does'nt have any chair in his home.. even in toilet.. imagine how he poop.. 😂😂

    • @GrimmPoetics
      @GrimmPoetics Před 7 měsíci +15

      It already exist. Has for a long time

    • @01cornflakes
      @01cornflakes Před 7 měsíci +5

      😂😂😂 major breakthrough

    • @WaryJester
      @WaryJester Před 7 měsíci +10

      They were called birthing chairs hundreds of years ago lol

  • @screamingeagle5611
    @screamingeagle5611 Před 5 měsíci +2602

    Inventor:
    “How can I make walking more difficult, more expensive, and way more embarrassing?”

    • @dianapennepacker6854
      @dianapennepacker6854 Před 5 měsíci +73

      It does seem faster and more efficent.
      Personally I love being attached to something with my head sticking through bars. Perfect for when I fall!
      Thing is just personal injury machine. Maybe good for certain disabled people trying to gain strength in certain muscles.
      Just because you can make something that works doesn't mean you should.

    • @moakman5829
      @moakman5829 Před 5 měsíci +9

      Best comment lol 😂👍

    • @lethauntic
      @lethauntic Před 5 měsíci +12

      ​@@dianapennepacker6854I honestly didn't even think about the fact that your head is wedge between two bars. Looks interesting, but dangerous.

    • @rodrigomoreira2306
      @rodrigomoreira2306 Před 5 měsíci +1

      E o calcanhar destruido

    • @bradensorensen966
      @bradensorensen966 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@lethauntic just wear a helmet?

  • @Torthrodhel
    @Torthrodhel Před měsícem +2

    A pedal-less bicycle?
    So... um... a scooter?

  • @matthewtaylor3308
    @matthewtaylor3308 Před měsícem +1

    For fuck’s sake. South Park predicted the future again.

  • @wolfzillaproductions4563
    @wolfzillaproductions4563 Před 7 měsíci +2097

    “How do you go uphill with these things?”
    *”That’s the neat part, you don’t.”*

    • @riftvallance2087
      @riftvallance2087 Před 7 měsíci +75

      Maybe Germany doesn't have hills

    • @DTanix
      @DTanix Před 7 měsíci +93

      You walk.

    • @CandleWisp
      @CandleWisp Před 7 měsíci +105

      Might actually be easier, because you already have your feet on the road.

    • @voice_0f_reason
      @voice_0f_reason Před 7 měsíci +55

      How about downhill? Or just slowing down? Seems like a nightmare😬

    • @TheeOK1
      @TheeOK1 Před 7 měsíci +44

      ​@@voice_0f_reasoni mean it still has breaks but this thing is dumb lmao

  • @gopalnk-sd6sh
    @gopalnk-sd6sh Před 5 měsíci +2352

    He found a solution for the problem, which is not yet discovered.

  • @jaysharky1711
    @jaysharky1711 Před měsícem +1

    Up next, the engine-less car!
    Fred Flintstone walks in: "You stole my car!"

  • @dienvidbriedis1184
    @dienvidbriedis1184 Před měsícem +13

    When your wife's boyfriend don't know what to get you for Christmas..

  • @hatuletoh
    @hatuletoh Před 6 měsíci +2480

    The only device that allows you to half run, half walk, and look like a complete asshole all at the same time.

  • @nathanlevine5825
    @nathanlevine5825 Před 5 měsíci +1753

    CONS:
    Loss of mechanical advantage from gears/chains
    Can't bail out since you're strapped in
    Straps hurt rider's crotch
    PROS
    Gives everyone a much-needed laugh
    Saves time by helping bullies easily find a target
    Easy for paramedics to notice when they arrive on scene

    • @franciscomedina6729
      @franciscomedina6729 Před 5 měsíci +56

      Plus if you fall to the side you will surely break your shoulder or hip

    • @deenad3562
      @deenad3562 Před 5 měsíci +40

      PRO: serves as dual-purpose S&M device

    • @dondin6093
      @dondin6093 Před 5 měsíci +7

      😂😂😂

    • @nadeshikorealnofake2237
      @nadeshikorealnofake2237 Před 5 měsíci +26

      ​@@franciscomedina6729
      Or your head. Like your neck is around 2 hard metal bars it would prolly break your neck in half.

    • @Qualicabyss
      @Qualicabyss Před 5 měsíci +4

      To be fair it's also easier to go up hills, still unbelievable impractical

  • @BLACK-FANTASY
    @BLACK-FANTASY Před měsícem +1

    - It's a skin Walker
    - Nah bro it's my cycle

  • @J-Vasa
    @J-Vasa Před měsícem +2

    This seems like it would be terrible for your spine. Also the harness around the groin, you aren’t meant to be in those for a long time because they can restrict circulation

  • @thachdao3624
    @thachdao3624 Před 6 měsíci +1778

    - people in 1940s: we have flying car in 2023
    - people in 2023: we have pedal-less bicycle 🗿

    • @thebikeman5592
      @thebikeman5592 Před 6 měsíci +13

      And also flying cars

    • @elietimmy9181
      @elietimmy9181 Před 6 měsíci +7

      @@thebikeman5592well we are still working on that

    • @darukineo
      @darukineo Před 6 měsíci +2

      I mean if we told them it wouldn't have pedals they would be amazed

    • @ecos889
      @ecos889 Před 6 měsíci +8

      We do have flying cars they are called helicopters 😂
      Almost of the issues of traffic can easily be solved by better funding in public transport and having it be made more affordable than cards and for car users by tunnels and building roads on top of other roads. :)

    • @Salvaticus
      @Salvaticus Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@elietimmy9181won’t happen. It’s very impractical

  • @carlbrown1000
    @carlbrown1000 Před 6 měsíci +1622

    Dr. Doofenshmirtz presents "The NoPussy-inator"

  • @JESUS.saves.Repent.
    @JESUS.saves.Repent. Před 12 dny +1

    It needs those shoulder bars to come out further and act as a headguard. Otherwise you'd run the risk of being decapitated if you fall the wrong way on something.

  • @_The_Traveler_
    @_The_Traveler_ Před měsícem +1

    And then you get the speed wobbles going down a particularly steep hill, and realize that you can't just slow yourself down with your legs because they're not designed to absorb the kind of shock a traditional bike is designed to, and you can't bail in soft grass on the side of the road or someone's yard because you're literally strapped to a vehicle that has locked and suspended your core and upper body in a way that can't be adjusted unless you take your hands off of the bars and unclip the various tethers around your chest and waist, and allow the bike to literally roll over you as you fall into the gap between the wheels.
    Sounds like a great time.

  • @shoulderBirb
    @shoulderBirb Před 6 měsíci +3091

    "travels faster and further" *gear ratios have left the chat*

    • @WhatKindOfNameNow
      @WhatKindOfNameNow Před 6 měsíci +135

      I'm pretty sure that line is comparing it to a "half-walk, half-run," not a conventional bike.

    • @nobitatabino5959
      @nobitatabino5959 Před 6 měsíci +33

      Is it faster than my bed rolling speed

    • @silver1407
      @silver1407 Před 5 měsíci +1

      ​@@WhatKindOfNameNowwhatever you say 😭

    • @MrKunecke
      @MrKunecke Před 5 měsíci +10

      Who needs gears when we have Knees!

    • @richards4986
      @richards4986 Před 5 měsíci +4

      Why?

  • @AdrienMitchell69
    @AdrienMitchell69 Před 5 měsíci +905

    "it doesn't have a seat, gears, chain, or pedals" -- you know, all the things that make bikes great.

  • @ZAYBUNY101
    @ZAYBUNY101 Před 29 dny +1

    The defenition of: "They're cooking, but no one is hungry"

  • @theofficialfluffy
    @theofficialfluffy Před 13 dny +1

    For a second, I actually thought that it would be a good idea, till I realized going downhill 💀
    same principle as going down a hill whilst sitting down on a skateboard

  • @derp6424
    @derp6424 Před 9 měsíci +2341

    Finally the Flintstones bicycle.

    • @thomaswillis1569
      @thomaswillis1569 Před 7 měsíci +15

      😂😂😂

    • @jasonking442
      @jasonking442 Před 7 měsíci +29

      Fred Flintstone patent copyright breached...

    • @flynnstone3580
      @flynnstone3580 Před 7 měsíci +13

      They found my bike! Dinosaur 🦕

    • @BenSamara
      @BenSamara Před 7 měsíci +3

      Ride it up hill

    • @rsuriyop
      @rsuriyop Před 7 měsíci +9

      They already have something like that in Africa, it's called a chukudu.

  • @Scampi95
    @Scampi95 Před 5 měsíci +1632

    If conventional bike seats weren’t uncomfortable enough, now you get to suspend from your bike with a G string

    • @tregrenos8615
      @tregrenos8615 Před 5 měsíci +19

      It’s an impractical hammock, but at least it’s mobile.

    • @theaterhobo
      @theaterhobo Před 5 měsíci +12

      Lmao this! The whole time i was like "that wedgie looks intense" 😰 oof

    • @bisess3689
      @bisess3689 Před 5 měsíci +1

      😂😂

    • @harryv6752
      @harryv6752 Před 5 měsíci

      Saddle soreness is a thing and is typically due to poor bike fit and wrong saddle choice (with stock bike seats being the worst). Remedying those 2 things and just getting out and riding, you're body naturally adapts accordingly.
      Keep on rockin'! 🤟

    • @dpssaboteur3799
      @dpssaboteur3799 Před 5 měsíci

      south park in real life

  • @anastasisparastatidis5479

    "If my grandma had wheels she would have been a bike"
    *Bet.*

  • @FunkBastid
    @FunkBastid Před měsícem +1

    For the low cost of 1,000€, and your remaining dignity, you too can have one.

  • @The_Ghetto_Gothix
    @The_Ghetto_Gothix Před 7 měsíci +1105

    Them Germans were like, 'Let's take a bicycle and make it more impractical, more dangerous and more uncomfortable.'

    • @ivancap4232
      @ivancap4232 Před 7 měsíci +16

      also watched southpark but didnt want to go that far

    • @cbk-te7ru
      @cbk-te7ru Před 7 měsíci +12

      That whacky German sense of humor

    • @sunnydivino
      @sunnydivino Před 7 měsíci +15

      And more humilliating

    • @tylerdavis3
      @tylerdavis3 Před 7 měsíci +7

      Ah yes, that renowned German engineering I’m always hearing about.

    • @Veltrosstho
      @Veltrosstho Před 7 měsíci

      How is it any of those things? Are you deaf?

  • @rainbow_vader
    @rainbow_vader Před 5 měsíci +2300

    "we'll have flying cars in the future"
    The future: we removed the bike from your bike

    • @markh3885
      @markh3885 Před 5 měsíci +18

      It still has two wheels.. it just doesn’t have a seat. Technically it’s still a bike, just a stupid looking one?

    • @majzerofive
      @majzerofive Před 5 měsíci +11

      "make it more ergonomic and comfortable" made me laugh the hardest. Imagine riding this shit somewhere in the mountains or rough terrain/rainy day and let's see how this craps comfortable

    • @knowledgeiswealth.
      @knowledgeiswealth. Před 5 měsíci +1

      But We have flying cars also 😑

    • @ElectroNicko_
      @ElectroNicko_ Před 5 měsíci +1

      @knowledgeiswealth. Ehhh somewhat, but they're super expensive and most are just prototypes rn

    • @knowledgeiswealth.
      @knowledgeiswealth. Před 5 měsíci +3

      @@ElectroNicko_ nah we built flying cars decades ago its called an "helicopter"

  • @maxcar7298
    @maxcar7298 Před měsícem +1

    "There's mud on the road, let me stick my feet right on it"

  • @Ata.TeaGargler
    @Ata.TeaGargler Před měsícem +1

    You forgot to mention that it also makes you look like a complete fool in public

  • @ericaceous1652
    @ericaceous1652 Před 5 měsíci +855

    I think not being strapped to a bike is a pretty important safety feature

    • @SofaKingShit
      @SofaKingShit Před 5 měsíci +21

      Being unable to breathe because of the straps must make it great for going uphill. Said no one ever.

    • @dsredbeard4869
      @dsredbeard4869 Před 5 měsíci

      Your head and neck are fucked if you crash

    • @heathernoak4536
      @heathernoak4536 Před 5 měsíci +9

      Plus being a permanent hunchback!!!

    • @Scooterbeerrun
      @Scooterbeerrun Před 4 měsíci +1

      lots of decapitations on that ride

    • @bobs5596
      @bobs5596 Před 4 měsíci

      it's got you by your balls..

  • @TimJapan
    @TimJapan Před 5 měsíci +2355

    “your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”

    • @SmallSpoonBrigade
      @SmallSpoonBrigade Před 4 měsíci +25

      It's all fun and games until somebody gets eaten by a T-Rex.

    • @TimJapan
      @TimJapan Před 4 měsíci

      The only thing i'd want to encounter on this thing is an Ihopetheyneversaurus.@@SmallSpoonBrigade

    • @faidzeelhisyamhattar2133
      @faidzeelhisyamhattar2133 Před 4 měsíci +7

      @@SmallSpoonBrigade I like going places with a skateboard rather than this... at least I could ditch the board and jump to safety if I need to.
      And easier to carry around where you can't ride a skateboard. Not to mention more energy efficient and less anxiety inducing.

    • @tezcatlipoca6336
      @tezcatlipoca6336 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Jurassic bicycle.

  • @shaggy44zebra
    @shaggy44zebra Před měsícem +1

    How do we make the most efficient form of transportation less efficient?
    -Some German engineer

  • @TAMIKKOBEASTY
    @TAMIKKOBEASTY Před 10 dny +1

    This is an awesome training tool for long distance marathon runners on flat back roads.
    🏃🏻‍♀️💨♥️😍

  • @dr.ticklebum2385
    @dr.ticklebum2385 Před 7 měsíci +958

    "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should" - Ian Malcom

    • @gh0st_0f_b0b_chandler
      @gh0st_0f_b0b_chandler Před 6 měsíci +4

      /ahem..../ Dr. Malcom btw

    • @DantesAvian
      @DantesAvian Před 6 měsíci

      @@gh0st_0f_b0b_chandler spared no expense

    • @desertrat1357
      @desertrat1357 Před 6 měsíci +5

      I bring scientist......you bring a Rockstar. Are you familiar with the chaos theory?

  • @tyreeross81
    @tyreeross81 Před 7 měsíci +413

    A resolution to a nonexistent problem

  • @user-wh8co2wi4y
    @user-wh8co2wi4y Před měsícem +1

    I refuse to believe that this more comfortable than a bicycle lmao.

  • @stewielebowski5928
    @stewielebowski5928 Před měsícem +1

    How about the proverb: “don’t rediscover the bicycle” ?

  • @marlonwhite2257
    @marlonwhite2257 Před 5 měsíci +679

    "Mommy, I want to look like a jackass"

    • @mamanova2657
      @mamanova2657 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Lmfao

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      @followhim.8543 Před 4 měsíci

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  • @NavyBluee
    @NavyBluee Před 6 měsíci +1673

    My man reinvented a skateboard but added more embarassment.

    • @nodell8729
      @nodell8729 Před 6 měsíci +45

      This looks way more fun than bike. I doubt the more ergonomic claim, but if it is, then I ll get one given its ever going to be cheap as bikes

    • @MaybeDOOM
      @MaybeDOOM Před 6 měsíci

      @@nodell8729no you’re not stfu

    • @user-dm3kg7sp4h
      @user-dm3kg7sp4h Před 6 měsíci +21

      Gonna look like a clown riding that outside 😂😂😂

    • @franciscoduarte1925
      @franciscoduarte1925 Před 6 měsíci +14

      What??? How dare you compare skateboard with this ?

    • @Celloide
      @Celloide Před 6 měsíci +4

      Skateboard is one of the best board sports if not the best and most popular, tell me you are ignorant without saying you are ignorant 🤡

  • @devonlatrell5767
    @devonlatrell5767 Před 27 dny +1

    you wont fall off the bike, but you will fall when the bike falls

  • @magiclegume
    @magiclegume Před měsícem +1

    This is great for flat surfaces. Kinda looks easier. But going uphill will be a nightmare.

  • @classic_dude
    @classic_dude Před 6 měsíci +1002

    Proof that not all German engineering is great

    • @ChakaForReal
      @ChakaForReal Před 6 měsíci +12

      Proof that no German engineering is great lol.

    • @GrogedUp
      @GrogedUp Před 6 měsíci

      @@ChakaForReal
      •aspirin
      •mp40
      •F*C*ING DISEAL ENGINES

    • @jamesxhawthorne
      @jamesxhawthorne Před 6 měsíci +21

      @@ChakaForRealxd you must be jokin

    • @ChakaForReal
      @ChakaForReal Před 6 měsíci +5

      @@jamesxhawthorne of course! Other than your cars.

    • @ChakaForReal
      @ChakaForReal Před 6 měsíci +4

      Jokes lol🫶🏻

  • @zaranski2009
    @zaranski2009 Před 7 měsíci +1557

    "more ergonomic and comfortable" 💀💀💀💀

    • @muffinstan
      @muffinstan Před 7 měsíci +48

      Press x to doubt

    • @pixieloco
      @pixieloco Před 7 měsíci

      for a German. pretty hard to sit with a stick up your bum.

    • @WeAreInYourWall
      @WeAreInYourWall Před 7 měsíci +10

      @@muffinstan*plugs in controller with the turbo button*

    • @joshpetit44
      @joshpetit44 Před 7 měsíci +20

      It’s got my boys junk in a choke hold lol😂😮

    • @WeAreInYourWall
      @WeAreInYourWall Před 7 měsíci +7

      @@joshpetit44 it learned from your mom.

  • @Dsr-fq7db
    @Dsr-fq7db Před měsícem +2

    This is a wingless Aeroplane ✈️ but travels faster to take you closer to death 😊

  • @Domesticated_Ape
    @Domesticated_Ape Před měsícem +1

    It looks like a torture device. Surely your neck is gonna ache after being in that position for more than about 30 seconds?

  • @terrificfrogg8377
    @terrificfrogg8377 Před 7 měsíci +1465

    There's no way this is more "ergonomic and comfortable...and travels faster than a bicycle"

    • @pro-socialsociopath769
      @pro-socialsociopath769 Před 7 měsíci +62

      I'd sure love to hear about the physics supporting that claim 😂

    • @snapgab
      @snapgab Před 7 měsíci +56

      ​@@pro-socialsociopath769 Well, theoretically there's less energy lost when you just directly push off against the ground instead of relying on pedals and gears to move the wheels that then drag the bike over the ground.
      The angle at which you'd be pushing off seems less than ideal though, and there's no way that hanging in that harnass is comfortable, the belt thingies are way too narrow for that, they'd feel like they're cutting into your skin.

    • @redn9215
      @redn9215 Před 7 měsíci +113

      @@snapgab Can't use your weight here. The reason bikes are effective is because you can output a lot more force downwards towards the ground than parallel it, and bikes translate that into forward acceleration. You can generate a lot more torque which can be converted to speed. The core design of the bike is already perfect in its simplicity.

    • @maggiepie8810
      @maggiepie8810 Před 7 měsíci +42

      ​@@snapgab You've never heard of leverage, have you? There's no way this is more efficient.

    • @stonefox9124
      @stonefox9124 Před 7 měsíci +7

      It's more ergonomic only in the sense that ur half leaning forward compared to someone sitting straight up, what they ignore is that u can also lean forward on a regular bike for same effect. I'd be a bullet going down hill on a bike because my butt would be right over my rear wheel and my chest would be on the seat so I had no air drag whatsoever.

  • @wp4872
    @wp4872 Před 5 měsíci +1986

    This ain’t a bike, thats a ball strangulation device 😂

  • @marcelw6440
    @marcelw6440 Před měsícem +1

    Germany has a uh, history... of designing fantastic machines.

  • @xXIronPeachesXx
    @xXIronPeachesXx Před 23 dny +1

    The germans need to stop putting bdsm gear in their utility vehicles

  • @Us12346re
    @Us12346re Před 6 měsíci +281

    When your solution needs a problem 😂

  • @Luthiart
    @Luthiart Před 5 měsíci +2502

    Q: "Where are the brakes?"
    A: "They're at the ends of your legs"

    • @Driftuner
      @Driftuner Před 5 měsíci +65

      It does have brakes...

    • @Marlsiko
      @Marlsiko Před 5 měsíci +18

      It has one Brake as far as I can tell

    • @Jayz2rap
      @Jayz2rap Před 5 měsíci +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @user-kh6ld5zn9t
      @user-kh6ld5zn9t Před 5 měsíci

      Breaks are for pu$$ie$

    • @Lord_Vertice
      @Lord_Vertice Před 5 měsíci +22

      you can literally see the brake disk things...

  • @TT-_-
    @TT-_- Před měsícem +1

    If a harness was comfortable, wouldn't we have those hanging from the ceiling at home instead of chairs and well-padded sofas?

  • @player_566-1
    @player_566-1 Před 7 dny +1

    My bike isn’t that weird
    Bros bike:

  • @Well_Earned_Siesta
    @Well_Earned_Siesta Před 6 měsíci +1401

    "ergonomic and comfortable" were not the first two words that came to mind

    • @freehand.underhand
      @freehand.underhand Před 6 měsíci +51

      mine were "wedgie" and "vehicle"

    • @rleriche5044
      @rleriche5044 Před 5 měsíci +4

      @@freehand.underhand lol

    • @tehfuqizg0inon588
      @tehfuqizg0inon588 Před 5 měsíci +6

      That one southpark episode

    • @bugsy742
      @bugsy742 Před 5 měsíci

      @@freehand.underhand😂🤝

    • @M3LP
      @M3LP Před 5 měsíci

      I'm pretty sure we all saw that man's crotch wedgie. If that is comfortable, then I'm concerned about what the narrator considers uncomfortable.

  • @ndure8318
    @ndure8318 Před 7 měsíci +906

    Skooma is a hell of a drug

    • @StaccatoRedFox
      @StaccatoRedFox Před 7 měsíci +29

      😮 a man of culture I see. Well met traveler.

    • @LitSFC
      @LitSFC Před 7 měsíci +28

      Khajiit has wares if you have the coin.

    • @vladzignus2069
      @vladzignus2069 Před 7 měsíci +9

      Sweet moon sugar

    • @Joosh_Canoe
      @Joosh_Canoe Před 7 měsíci +7

      Skooma nuts LMAOOOOOOOO goteem

    • @dascheff3069
      @dascheff3069 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Hahahah spat out my water!

  • @supremedreamsproductionsti3600

    Might be more comfortable but definitely not easier to steer than a regular bike and if you go down a hill and fall you’ll get completely folded 😂

  • @jmm1233
    @jmm1233 Před 27 dny +1

    looks so much more dangerous than actual bike , especially if crash into something with no helmet

  • @blightedgrounds
    @blightedgrounds Před 5 měsíci +1351

    This should be a form of punishment & humiliation for DUI drivers.

  • @justanotherenglishspeaking684
    @justanotherenglishspeaking684 Před 5 měsíci +1668

    Me: I wonder why my back hurts so much
    My sitting posture:

    • @Tubie1111
      @Tubie1111 Před 5 měsíci +15

      You're hanging not sitting. It actually would be better for your back and tailbone. 🤷‍♀️

    • @justinbarton8808
      @justinbarton8808 Před 4 měsíci +1

      You’re strapped to an adult baby jumper with your back hunched against a metal bar, yeah real comfortable. You can’t stretch your back.

  • @AdamPFarnsworth
    @AdamPFarnsworth Před měsícem +1

    My first thought "Wow, that's strange and unique, I want one!"
    After reading comments... yeah, y'all make great points. I'd likely die on it lol

  • @andrassalfay5869
    @andrassalfay5869 Před měsícem +1

    You can't fall off of it... at first it sounds good.
    But then you realize you will fall WITH it any time you stumble.
    Other thing is the vibrations you get when you hit a small rock, or a hole in the asphalt: you are going to feel EVERY little thing. :D