Real Hydraulic Scissor Lift Shoes

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  • čas přidán 27. 02. 2019
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  • @superdaveofendor
    @superdaveofendor Před 5 lety +3756

    Mr. Furze. The answer is not the Shoes... The answer is the SHED! I want to see a hydraulic Shed.

    • @nothanks7752
      @nothanks7752 Před 5 lety +145

      "Is this shed getting TALLER!"

    • @BigButtocks967
      @BigButtocks967 Před 5 lety +96

      Oh don't say that otherwise he will build one.

    • @Xeridanus
      @Xeridanus Před 5 lety +52

      @@BigButtocks967 That's the idea! :D

    • @tino_moser_999
      @tino_moser_999 Před 5 lety +17

      That would be unique (i guess) worldwide

    • @imajoey6594
      @imajoey6594 Před 5 lety +21

      The thing is if he gets a good sponsorship that might happen

  • @dandk_
    @dandk_ Před 5 lety +1373

    I love how he put an extra rubber sole on the shoe to prevent damaging the workshop floor yet dragged a 26ft tree around the house carpet lol

    • @hurt06
      @hurt06 Před 5 lety +4

      Ikr🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @weeham9647
      @weeham9647 Před 5 lety +4

      Martha Meza shut up

    • @weeham9647
      @weeham9647 Před 5 lety +2

      Martha Meza ur so disgusting. Just go away

    • @bitai683
      @bitai683 Před 5 lety +1

      @Jennifer Jameson bot

    • @weeham9647
      @weeham9647 Před 5 lety

      Jennifer Jameson I swear just go away

  • @angeleaterstudios1004
    @angeleaterstudios1004 Před 4 lety +1459

    As a 6' 5" man, I'm scared that no one will need me after these shoes become mass produced.

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug Před 4 lety +43

      That'll be a good thing, though. All those old women asking if you can reach the top shelf.

    • @MinnesotaState
      @MinnesotaState Před 4 lety +1

      Lol

    • @CM-xr9oq
      @CM-xr9oq Před 4 lety +5

      @@MrNight-dg1ug That's not a good thing. That means no sugar-mama

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug Před 4 lety +9

      @@CM-xr9oq ew

    • @fatnonce7042
      @fatnonce7042 Před 4 lety +5

      AngelEater Studios if you wear them anyway people will still need you so they can get the top shoe in sports direct 😂😂

  • @zaydpatel7554
    @zaydpatel7554 Před 4 lety +610

    Colins nephew: im too small to go on that ride.
    Colin: hold my wrench

  • @jacksont94
    @jacksont94 Před 5 lety +128

    One of the best channels on CZcams for that pure BRITISH ENERGY

  • @shootingstar0312
    @shootingstar0312 Před 5 lety +3094

    Obi-wan Kenobi Presents:
    *The portable Highground*

    • @garryghastopulous9722
      @garryghastopulous9722 Před 5 lety +27

      nice

    • @gavinmalone8300
      @gavinmalone8300 Před 5 lety +78

      Luke (lift going up) wait a minute... aaand ok, NOW I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND.

    • @matthewlafee5165
      @matthewlafee5165 Před 5 lety +20

      That is fucking hilarious man

    • @johndoughboy2431
      @johndoughboy2431 Před 5 lety +22

      and then luke unplugs his hydraulic cables

    • @rainbowblitzcrank5161
      @rainbowblitzcrank5161 Před 5 lety +23

      Anakin: "Don't make me kill you."
      Obi-wan: "It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!"
      Anakin: "W-What? The fight just..."
      *turns around*
      Anakin: "Whaaaaat..."

  • @theoshaule
    @theoshaule Před 3 lety +124

    Obi-Wan: "I have the high ground!"
    Anakin: *crank lifts* "No I have the high ground"

  • @judahthekid3768
    @judahthekid3768 Před 4 lety +243

    Five years ago "I'm not really a metal worker" 2019
    "let's weld this, stud-weld this, plasma cut this, simple"

  • @theHacksmith
    @theHacksmith Před 5 lety +614

    I've always wanted to see this done! I wonder if a more portable version could be done with CO2 cylinders and pneumatics...
    Also I think I have the exact same pump we bought for testing the power loader hydraulics!

    • @IrchaMan
      @IrchaMan Před 5 lety +13

      Sounds like a project for you then? 😉

    • @mbrault1990
      @mbrault1990 Před 5 lety +14

      I think everyone who grew up watching things like Inspector Gadget have all wanted to see this done! ....dear God yes! He needs to make a real life go go gadget helicopter hat!!!!

    • @grayzer8777
      @grayzer8777 Před 5 lety +4

      Ayy Hacksmith

    • @adynheinley5661
      @adynheinley5661 Před 5 lety +2

      Omg i love your videos

    • @human-ui9gy
      @human-ui9gy Před 5 lety +1

      ello :D

  • @Cheetahprint85
    @Cheetahprint85 Před 5 lety +200

    “Not the longest of strokes”....
    *Giggity*

  • @danielpascoe7788
    @danielpascoe7788 Před 4 lety +83

    “I’m going to go off and do a bit of scissoring!”

  • @The_Mr_mak
    @The_Mr_mak Před 2 lety +16

    “So I’m gonna go off and do a bit of scissoring” -Colin 2019

  • @colinfurze
    @colinfurze  Před 5 lety +263

    When you just need that extra 12 inches lol.........I knew having hydraulic power on tap would come in handy. Something changed towards the end of this video, can you guess what?

  • @KirbyGamingLive
    @KirbyGamingLive Před 5 lety +538

    Look dorris the weirdo next door is looking over the bush again

    • @rclabbotics5413
      @rclabbotics5413 Před 5 lety +11

      There was a shot of him from next door so he must be friendly with Dorris :D or maybe he went and found a random Bush in the country somewhere.

    • @KirbyGamingLive
      @KirbyGamingLive Před 5 lety +7

      @@rclabbotics5413 maybe he built dorris?

    • @KirbyGamingLive
      @KirbyGamingLive Před 5 lety +7

      Or maybe just maybe, he put a camera in next doors garden without asking 😂

    • @DrixFlores
      @DrixFlores Před 5 lety +3

      Maybe he is dorris

    • @thatmonkben2961
      @thatmonkben2961 Před 5 lety +1

      Tommy Sabaduquia plot twist

  • @KnightoftheSorryFace
    @KnightoftheSorryFace Před 4 lety +33

    Imagine his neighbours just seeing him walking about in these.
    Ah look he's going for a walk like a nor-. What the hell are those.

  • @Metaman-mo6tt
    @Metaman-mo6tt Před 4 lety +731

    The only person needed to storm Area 51

    • @knexxpert
      @knexxpert Před 4 lety +19

      Him and The Hacksmith!

    • @captainbybbl6835
      @captainbybbl6835 Před 4 lety +4

      Yea him and hacksmith

    • @Jak1776
      @Jak1776 Před 4 lety

      All of you people are psychos. The storming of area 51 didn't even happen on the day it was supposed to be "Stormed". We all knew it was a big joke. We aren't stupid like you people are. Everyone knew that all y'all were just talking shit. You didn't scare nobody with your "threats". Face it, all you people are just still pretty salty just from the fact that you lost the last election when trump was elected. Bunch of crybabies you all are. You didn't see us crying when dumb ass Obama was in office. Yea sure, we didn't like it. But we sure as hell didn't make threats like storming Area 51. You guys are just hurting yourselves. And the whole gun control thing, why do you think Russian is afraid to invade us? Huh? Gee idk maybe its because we are the only country left around that lets the american citizens have the right to own a firearm. THAT, is why nobody fucks with our country! Get a brain people.

    • @bannanrepublic937
      @bannanrepublic937 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Jak1776 it's not the 20th of September yet

    • @user-mf3tm6wb3p
      @user-mf3tm6wb3p Před 4 lety +1

      Also the hacksmith

  • @lootbox289
    @lootbox289 Před 5 lety +480

    Colin Furze: I'm not that tall huh?
    Colin Furze: I'll design the shed to fit my height exactly, it's a shame no one else will fit in here.
    Colin Furze 10 minutes later: I want to be taller and so I will build scissor lift shoes that will make it uncomfortable for me in my shed just like everybody else.

    • @colinfurze
      @colinfurze  Před 5 lety +60

      I'm loving these comments

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 Před 5 lety +3

      Not everyone eles. He's over 6ft. Most people in Britain will be fine. If he had a Dutch person over it might cause problems.

    • @theasian3641
      @theasian3641 Před 5 lety

      @@colinfurze ikr

    • @brianm6337
      @brianm6337 Před 5 lety +1

      Warwick Davis has entered the comment section

    • @brianm6337
      @brianm6337 Před 5 lety +1

      Chewbacca has left the comments section

  • @gleb7247
    @gleb7247 Před 5 lety +225

    This looks like the beginning of the wallice and gromit leg-suit😂😂😂

    • @Xeridanus
      @Xeridanus Před 5 lety +2

      He should make that!

    • @thomcaffrey4167
      @thomcaffrey4167 Před 5 lety +1

      Oh my god yes!!!

    • @galahad6300
      @galahad6300 Před 5 lety

      The techno trousers! Or more familiarly known as "The wrong trousers". If Colin makes them, it'll be: The right trousers

    • @dankarn4922
      @dankarn4922 Před 5 lety

      Yes, just yes, its right up his alley as well

    • @gleb7247
      @gleb7247 Před 5 lety

      He talks a bit like Wallice too

  • @rocklofttools
    @rocklofttools Před 4 lety +46

    "A size 9 hydraulic ram. Bootiful!"
    Not a wasted pun opportunity.

  • @DannySullivanMusic
    @DannySullivanMusic Před 4 lety +52

    Send me a pair of these so I can make it in the NBA

    • @sethbigboy324
      @sethbigboy324 Před 4 lety +2

      NOT IF I STEAL THEN FIRST-ow stop-stop hitting me-WHY AND HOW IS HIS DESK HITTING ME?

  • @jacobfletcher-mcinerney285
    @jacobfletcher-mcinerney285 Před 5 lety +118

    i think you should gift them to Richard Hammond.

  • @speedstriker
    @speedstriker Před 5 lety +605

    Don't you just hate it when people keep hanging bags of your favourite chips on strings tied your sunroom's rafters?

  • @notahotshot
    @notahotshot Před 4 lety +18

    "You're going to have to use your imagination a bit."
    I don't have any imagination. That's why I watch you.

    • @Aztrani
      @Aztrani Před 3 lety +1

      Oh self burns those are rare

  • @Trickydickysticky
    @Trickydickysticky Před 4 lety +9

    Imagine his wife coming home to him trimming that hedge with those shoes hahaha

  • @jonathanlidbetter956
    @jonathanlidbetter956 Před 5 lety +172

    Other people bash their heads so obviously Colin needs to be taller

  • @AZTigerMMA
    @AZTigerMMA Před 5 lety +662

    Walks up to tall chick,… What’s up babe....**Elevator shoes begin to rise

    • @Ethan-ov9qk
      @Ethan-ov9qk Před 5 lety +35

      Could work in a different way for a small chick...IF you know what I mean...

    • @Terminate1783
      @Terminate1783 Před 5 lety +8

      @@Ethan-ov9qk
      I see what u did there
      (Insert lennyface here)

    • @ghettogecko2266
      @ghettogecko2266 Před 5 lety +4

      @@Terminate1783 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @otis5757
      @otis5757 Před 5 lety

      @@ghettogecko2266 thats a bad lenny face

    • @otis5757
      @otis5757 Před 5 lety +4

      lol (凸 ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)凸

  • @thadsyl3475
    @thadsyl3475 Před 4 lety +9

    At an event,
    I CANT SEE
    Colin: gradually gets taller to see

  • @MrBADestroyer
    @MrBADestroyer Před 4 lety +1

    Love your work Colin, you make my day, I smile and laugh watching you do your creativeness! Bang on!

  • @MyLittleMagneton
    @MyLittleMagneton Před 5 lety +78

    Dude, Magnetic Scissor lift shoes!
    In case you want to reach something on the floor.

  • @binaryorbitals
    @binaryorbitals Před 5 lety +134

    “So How Tall Are You?”
    “The Colin Furze Version 5.3.18 comes in a variable height version that varies from 5’ 10” to 6’ 7””
    “What?”

    • @iamjadon8075
      @iamjadon8075 Před 4 lety +3

      Is this a Detroit become human refrence

  • @gavinlajuett8320
    @gavinlajuett8320 Před 3 lety +5

    0:11, find someone that looks at you the way Colin looks at that hydraulic press

  • @marktickner7160
    @marktickner7160 Před 4 lety +13

    “Giggidy”. 😂🤣

  • @markrizzofield9403
    @markrizzofield9403 Před 5 lety +120

    End statement was cracking!!!! Awesome!!!!

  • @ifl_kraken1780
    @ifl_kraken1780 Před 5 lety +1271

    Everyone subscribe to him he’s a nice man and look how much time he puts into these videos

  • @katzunkaimoto8889
    @katzunkaimoto8889 Před 4 lety

    Colin, all of your stuff is crazy cool!
    You're awesome

  • @charleseichholz6703
    @charleseichholz6703 Před 3 lety

    Your channel definitely has the best soundtrack and music out of all the channels on CZcams

  • @shanepoth2877
    @shanepoth2877 Před 5 lety +362

    Colinfurze logic:
    Perfect size for shed,
    No wait I need to be taller so I can bang my head on some beams.

    • @williamrose3413
      @williamrose3413 Před 5 lety +1

      @Thanos The Memelord But only if a sensor has detected that they are too tall

    • @ethanr4707
      @ethanr4707 Před 5 lety

      @@williamrose3413 Triggered by a touch sensor on the beam on the door frame?

    • @williamrose3413
      @williamrose3413 Před 5 lety +1

      @@ethanr4707 I was thinking an IR beam at the top but that would probably be simpler

    • @sup3rjulius
      @sup3rjulius Před 5 lety +1

      @@williamrose3413 or just have a blade swing out anyway, shorter visitors will not get their heads cut anyway

    • @williamrose3413
      @williamrose3413 Před 5 lety +1

      @@sup3rjulius But the suggestion was to cut their feet off, not their heads

  • @user-qn5dd8cb9d
    @user-qn5dd8cb9d Před 5 lety +556

    "How to break your ankle, detailed instructions"

  • @thunder-hedge
    @thunder-hedge Před 4 lety +11

    3:33 Errr........ Ok then Colin 🤨😂

  • @j.w.7940
    @j.w.7940 Před 4 lety

    Your bunker video appeared in my CZcams suggestions. I'm glad it did. Love the videos!!!! Keep it up!

  • @MercenaryPen
    @MercenaryPen Před 5 lety +220

    Eventually, he'll combine a whole bunch of these projects into a single powered exoskeleton... gives us something to look forward to in 2028, right?

    • @Mephiston
      @Mephiston Před 5 lety +19

      wolverine claws with flamethrowers, extending scissor lift shoes with magnetic soles, portable thermite launcher.. and a giant pulse jet farting at France.

    • @Piromanofeliz
      @Piromanofeliz Před 5 lety +11

      #ColinEndgame#MakeItHappen

    • @elgurkus6885
      @elgurkus6885 Před 4 lety +6

      and then he is a walking 500 kilo lump of weaponized steel

    • @jamesmccann5644
      @jamesmccann5644 Před 4 lety +1

      @@elgurkus6885 soo, Iron Man?

    • @danielwalker26
      @danielwalker26 Před 4 lety +4

      Please do not give him any ideas. He is one accident away from becoming a supervillain.

  • @darabradley5173
    @darabradley5173 Před 5 lety +531

    No4 on trending (above the Fortnite season 8 trailer)
    I’m so proud of this community

    • @jammysardines2455
      @jammysardines2455 Před 5 lety +4

      Dara Bradley sorry to break it to u bud but CZcams chooses which videos get on trending and how high up they get

    • @Razakaratekid
      @Razakaratekid Před 5 lety +2

      @@jammysardines2455 True, I recall fortnite was at 9th and 10th was a 5 a side football with only 61k views so yep youtube picks.

    • @Sharpless2
      @Sharpless2 Před 5 lety +1

      Agreed.
      Also, EVERYTHING should be over fortnite. But i fear there is another game coming, which will be even worse than fortnite.

    • @hiccupyboi
      @hiccupyboi Před 5 lety +1

      @@Sharpless2 Apex? Or worse? (Not hating on Apex, just not a fan of battle royale games personally)

    • @Sharpless2
      @Sharpless2 Před 5 lety

      @@hiccupyboi idk if its apex, and tbh i dont wanna know lmao..

  • @MaterialObserver3956
    @MaterialObserver3956 Před rokem +2

    This guy's fulfilling every kid's imagination by making it with machinery. Next thing you know, he'll make shoes that'll stick to any surface or literal xray glasses

  • @binkstudiosofficial
    @binkstudiosofficial Před 4 lety +17

    "Why Apple Why!" - Sooo Relatable

  • @deadman7224
    @deadman7224 Před 5 lety +1734

    Richard Hammond wants to know your location.

    • @TheBeavadelic
      @TheBeavadelic Před 5 lety +16

      Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    • @danilomaric4277
      @danilomaric4277 Před 5 lety +7

      Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    • @jarvalicious4908
      @jarvalicious4908 Před 5 lety +5

      Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    • @denniz6316
      @denniz6316 Před 5 lety +6

      Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    • @mazdamiata786
      @mazdamiata786 Před 5 lety +26

      Not all people understand this joke lol.

  • @Freizeitflugsphaere
    @Freizeitflugsphaere Před 5 lety +284

    Didn't the tie work for hearing protection?🤔

  • @neo-xb1ik
    @neo-xb1ik Před 4 lety

    i literaly love the chaotic aesthetic of your videos

  • @colin7062
    @colin7062 Před 4 lety

    Colin you should make more of this stuff!

  • @sportmodel9526
    @sportmodel9526 Před 4 lety +260

    "It's not the longest of strokes...giggidy"
    😂

  • @shmilyky586
    @shmilyky586 Před 5 lety +365

    *When your trying to make the basketball team*

  • @lukecpal305
    @lukecpal305 Před 4 lety +1

    Is Anybody else just skiping to the part when Colin is done and je testes the project?!??

  • @drestrenge8235
    @drestrenge8235 Před 4 lety

    This is it, Colin is a real life mad scientist. I love this man

  • @GeorgTheGr8
    @GeorgTheGr8 Před 5 lety +246

    When you're not tall enough to ride a rollercoaster:

    •  Před 5 lety +2

      Yespacito i see you literally everywhere, and i like it

    • @emm_4595
      @emm_4595 Před 5 lety +1

      Bruh, you're literally becoming the new Justin Y.

  • @TheoneStanband
    @TheoneStanband Před 3 lety +1

    The coolest pair of shoes ever!

  • @luke_mckay
    @luke_mckay Před 4 lety

    Colin keeps his local hardware store in business. Single handedly.

  • @doktorspock8910
    @doktorspock8910 Před rokem

    I love your demonstrations

  • @Taikamuna
    @Taikamuna Před 5 lety +1431

    Welcome to the hydraulic lift channel

    • @patemathic
      @patemathic Před 5 lety +11

      20th comment I've seen from you dude

    • @yananscunt
      @yananscunt Před 5 lety +18

      This dude comments on every big channel to gain subs and it’s annoying

    • @bryanr9082
      @bryanr9082 Před 5 lety +5

      Go through his shitty videos and downvote them to trach him a lesson.

    • @gerasimger15
      @gerasimger15 Před 5 lety +1

      Taikamuna 😂

    • @daanvanrijnsoever3621
      @daanvanrijnsoever3621 Před 5 lety

      Taikamuna brooooooo where can you not comment

  • @miky12349
    @miky12349 Před 4 lety

    Mate you’re videos are great and remind me of my childhood with my pops, we used to make crazy shit like this cheers mate.

  • @Thiago312.
    @Thiago312. Před 4 lety +1

    I'm from Brazil I'm following your channel in time, it's a spring sneaker that can make you jump high

  • @thedragonflytapes5727
    @thedragonflytapes5727 Před 5 lety +261

    When she says she only dates guys over 6 ft

  • @jasperthecringykid9727
    @jasperthecringykid9727 Před 4 lety +5

    Me: I made the most epic invention ever Colin Furze: *hold my beer*

  • @TrialsandErrors1
    @TrialsandErrors1 Před 4 lety

    I think I could do with these for my day to day errands

  • @micha5816
    @micha5816 Před 5 lety +121

    *Make backpack with this hydraulic equipment.*

    • @davidhemmes2015
      @davidhemmes2015 Před 5 lety +1

      yaaaaas

    • @smam741
      @smam741 Před 5 lety +3

      Heavy backpack

    • @nova_vista
      @nova_vista Před 5 lety +5

      At this point he may as well build a hydraulic exoskeleton 🤤

    • @nowayitsaj1983
      @nowayitsaj1983 Před 5 lety

      @@nova_vista with hydraulic hands to go with the feet

    • @katherinelbowman2871
      @katherinelbowman2871 Před 5 lety +1

      who else th1nks it would look like he has bricks strapped to his feet and has concrete in his backpack

  • @keithsutcliffe4635
    @keithsutcliffe4635 Před rokem +1

    I love watching your show seeing what you come up with you should maybe try putting the hydraulic motor in a pack sac

  • @SunchippStudio
    @SunchippStudio Před 4 lety

    Now all we need is something to carry the humydrolics system on your back. This is awesome dude! If I knew a wealder and technician tgis would be pretty handy for a character I made

  • @raffi2001
    @raffi2001 Před 5 lety +84

    starts mass production of these:
    *concerts will be on another level*

    • @ahmdabdallah2132
      @ahmdabdallah2132 Před 5 lety

      Raffi 🔴 What Is Islam? ⚠️
      🔴 Islam is not just another religion.
      🔵 It is the same message preached by Moses, Jesus and Abraham.
      🔴 Islam literally means ‘submission to God’ and it teaches us to have a direct relationship with God.
      🔵 It reminds us that since God created us, no one should be worshipped except God alone.
      🔴 It also teaches that God is nothing like a human being or like anything that we can imagine.
      🌍 The concept of God is summarized in the Quran as:
      📖 { “Say, He is God, the One. God, the Absolute. He does not give birth, nor was He born, and there is nothing like Him.”} (Quran 112:1-4)[4] 📚
      🔴 Becoming a Muslim is not turning your back to Jesus.
      🔵 Rather it’s going back to the original teachings of Jesus and obeying him.

    • @louig845
      @louig845 Před 5 lety +5

      @@ahmdabdallah2132 fuckk outta here, if people slam doors in your face why TF would they acknowledge your dumbass comment? When has this worked for you? I'm actually curious

    • @ryanhodgkin7475
      @ryanhodgkin7475 Před 5 lety

      Literally lmfa9

    • @tnl35
      @tnl35 Před 5 lety +3

      @@ahmdabdallah2132 what are you tryna do your comment isn't related to raffi's comment

    • @raffi2001
      @raffi2001 Před 5 lety +1

      @@tnl35 lol the whole chain has nothing to do with mine xF

  • @Slikx666
    @Slikx666 Před 5 lety +162

    Colin walk into a shop for hydraulic fittings, "Hello dear sir could you please make these lines up for me"
    Man in shop "Yes I can sir, may I ask what they're for?"
    "My shoes" says Colin
    From then on the man in the shop decides that life is easy as long as you don't ask any questions.....

    • @user-gj8gs7gg4z
      @user-gj8gs7gg4z Před 5 lety +2

      Slikx666 wtf is that pfp lmao

    • @Slikx666
      @Slikx666 Před 5 lety

      @@user-gj8gs7gg4z
      My toe.

    • @waterbender6288
      @waterbender6288 Před 5 lety +8

      Slikx666 your toe needs a fucking priest

    • @TheRussell747
      @TheRussell747 Před 5 lety

      @@waterbender6288 looks like it's a picture after they had an ingrown toenail removed.

    • @cp-kt9hd
      @cp-kt9hd Před 5 lety

      I couldn't stop laughing 😂

  • @bradymiller7745
    @bradymiller7745 Před 4 lety +2

    Is it just me or r these songs in the background 👌🔥🔥

  • @themediator11c59
    @themediator11c59 Před 5 lety +90

    *OSHA wants to know your location*

  • @G4KFOAMY
    @G4KFOAMY Před 5 lety +59

    THE ANKLE BREAKER 9,000 BUY IT NOW FOR ONLY £999.99

    • @nothanks7752
      @nothanks7752 Před 5 lety +4

      yea, I'd definitely want a wider base with a spring pivot for side to side stability.

    • @DavidVercettiMovies
      @DavidVercettiMovies Před 5 lety +1

      It's ANKLE BREAKER 9000! Got a pair on ebay :)

  • @stask85
    @stask85 Před 3 lety +1

    7:33 a 3D printed switch box. how lovely ^^

  • @wuznab5109
    @wuznab5109 Před 5 lety +57

    I like your sense of safety.

    • @thedoc.6819
      @thedoc.6819 Před 5 lety

      I know you're a bit mad Colin, it's why I like your videos. But safety glasses please! Unless you're planning a bionic eye video sometime soon ...

  • @camocreator5542
    @camocreator5542 Před 5 lety +64

    Puts hands on plasma cutter

    • @av0-cad03
      @av0-cad03 Před 5 lety +4

      Yeah, that made me uncomfortable as well

    • @thatoneweeb4452
      @thatoneweeb4452 Před 5 lety

      Ikr

    • @Brandon-dd8xe
      @Brandon-dd8xe Před 5 lety +1

      The second i read that, that part came up

    • @EmongTimothy
      @EmongTimothy Před 5 lety

      Safety tie yooooo

    • @AlphaMachina
      @AlphaMachina Před 5 lety

      Yeah, instead of taking the time to clamp his work down, he instead prefers the quick and dirty way of just holding the steel down with his hand. He too likes to live dangerously.

  • @alandracoFishing
    @alandracoFishing Před 4 lety +1

    I love this guy cause he has so much fun by him self