Zach Galifianakis Vs. Female Heckler |Stand-Up|

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  • @ForOrAgainstUs
    @ForOrAgainstUs Před 4 lety +102

    "I didn't know I had to cater my act to people who don't get my stuff." Great line.

    • @hgb0005
      @hgb0005 Před 6 měsíci +1

      It's not a line. He's lamenting

    • @Pheonix8877
      @Pheonix8877 Před 5 měsíci

      @@hgb0005sure it is, they’re not mutually exclusive

    • @bridypow1947
      @bridypow1947 Před měsícem

      😂😂😂 0:19

  • @derekdube3096
    @derekdube3096 Před 8 lety +104

    the best part is that you know he had the end planned as soon as she sat down on stage. he turned this person into a bit, what a pro

  • @dougthemoleman
    @dougthemoleman Před 5 lety +139

    What I love about this is, he was actually fairly polite and friendly. Trying to teach her something, even turning the moment into a laugh. He played off the heckler and turned a shitty situation into something both the audience and he (sort of) could enjoy. And then it seems she just continues to yap after she gets off stage anyway. So he goes for the blunt approach in the end. But man, Zach is such a classy guy here, really. I keep coming back to this clip, it's so good.

    • @SuperMontsta
      @SuperMontsta Před 4 lety +2

      Heckler? She didn't heckle him. He went after her, not the other way around.
      Sorry she has more balls than you and doesn't back down when she was singled out

    • @zarni000
      @zarni000 Před 4 lety +5

      @@SuperMontsta balls? as in to walk on stage. big fucking deal. it was a small club. not like she was on national tv. anybody would go on stage.

    • @johnstamos2
      @johnstamos2 Před 4 lety +9

      Monstar A She was singled out for being a rude and obnoxious person who was clearly interfering with his set. The only type of person who give her any sort of praise is the same type of self-serving and self-important ass like she was.

    • @alanmalcheski8882
      @alanmalcheski8882 Před 4 lety

      looks like somebody has a crush on old Zachy G. That's disgusting!

    • @Paradroidx
      @Paradroidx Před 2 lety +1

      It's like that one person who shines the light in the theater. No damn cell phones please. At least she could have apologized.

  • @mattmatt09123
    @mattmatt09123 Před 6 lety +26

    This guy has some of the best one liners. Legend in my book.

    • @robertkampman9320
      @robertkampman9320 Před 5 lety

      Look up Bill Hicks going off on a heckler. He took a different approach lol

  • @mornincorp.2116
    @mornincorp.2116 Před 8 lety +385

    The way he handled that was ingenious

    • @Utrekz
      @Utrekz Před 8 lety +15

      What exactly was ingenious about it?

    • @mornincorp.2116
      @mornincorp.2116 Před 8 lety +21

      +Carvalho Just his spur of the moment quips such as "Claudia...that's my middle name" + "I had a page up here about asking nurses questions..." etc. He's awkward though kind of playful. Then he ends playing the piano and yelling at her. The whole exchange was humorous to me.

    • @Utrekz
      @Utrekz Před 8 lety +3

      +Mornin Mornz Yeah he is pretty good. I've always liked his awkward style comedy.

    • @mornincorp.2116
      @mornincorp.2116 Před 8 lety +4

      ***** Me too, I'm a fan of his stand up. But I haven't watched any of his recent stuff, I think this clip might be from a few years back.

    • @djqkronicles24
      @djqkronicles24 Před 8 lety

      +Mornin Mornz Thanks Mornin for explaining it to Carvalho.

  • @FanoftheWorId
    @FanoftheWorId Před 8 lety +896

    she has way too much confidence for her own good

    • @barnabyaprobert5159
      @barnabyaprobert5159 Před 8 lety +72

      +Tristan Schneider I don't think that it's "confidence", I think that she has the entitlement issues of a pretty 22 year old woman.

    • @Bhatt_Hole
      @Bhatt_Hole Před 8 lety +52

      +Tristan Schneider Indeed. Confidence in the absence of experience, tact, wit, intelligence, wisdom, style, awareness, and empathy = Welcome to our lovely trailer park. Sometimes served with a side order of "I do what I want!!!", and a spicy "You don't know me!" dipping sauce.

    • @SirGambs
      @SirGambs Před 8 lety +24

      If society said my gender couldn't be not even slapped in a public forum id also have a lot of confidence in what boundaries i broke hehe

    • @kylerobinson9184
      @kylerobinson9184 Před 7 lety +8

      Chris Gamba are you seriously trying to imply that it should be socially acceptable to hit women?

    • @patrickmoloney672
      @patrickmoloney672 Před 7 lety +3

      The fat ones always do.

  • @soppingwetburgers6493
    @soppingwetburgers6493 Před 4 lety +17

    When he said "SHUT UP!", I felt that.

  • @sams.7165
    @sams.7165 Před 7 lety +179

    "tryna tell my jihad jokes"

  • @jakthesmack
    @jakthesmack Před 6 lety +90

    If she's 22 I'm the damn pope.

  • @Cryogenics12
    @Cryogenics12 Před 8 lety +894

    I feel zero pity. If you heckle a comic prepare for the gloves to come off and for verbal abuse.

    • @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239
      @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239 Před 6 lety

      Shaking in my fucking boots :p

    • @Kudo-in6re
      @Kudo-in6re Před 6 lety +18

      Trent Michael No this was funny

    • @andrewm8063
      @andrewm8063 Před 6 lety +24

      Trent Michael Awe are you too sophisticated for his act? Would you like a happy meal?

    • @lisareynolds4455
      @lisareynolds4455 Před 6 lety +12

      Trent Michael no one cares, fuck off

    • @Infiernofox138
      @Infiernofox138 Před 5 lety +18

      Trent Michael I agree that he wasn't heckled but to be fucking off in the front row is super rude and well deserved of being targeted and mocked. And to state your opinion on whether he was funny or not made your point fall short. No one cares about your opinion on how he handled this.

  • @wrcpatrick
    @wrcpatrick Před 7 lety +163

    "what kind of car do you drive?" *crowd* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH....

    • @josephblanchard6248
      @josephblanchard6248 Před 5 lety +1

      Lmaooooo

    • @bookemdanno5596
      @bookemdanno5596 Před 5 lety +4

      He should have the whole crowd up there. Half the stuff they laugh hysterically isn't even meant to be funny. They obviously aren't paying attention or care either.

    • @jasonk2518
      @jasonk2518 Před 5 lety +3

      I think because it was a punch line of sorts. He had just mentioned having an entire page of questions to ask nurses if they come up on stage...then the next thing he says is what kind of car do you drive

    • @GetUpFalcon
      @GetUpFalcon Před 5 lety

      Americans and their humour. I do not get it.

    • @nickc6842
      @nickc6842 Před 5 lety +2

      They're probably drunk and just having a good time. You should try it sometime

  • @thebestmotoroil101
    @thebestmotoroil101 Před 5 lety +42

    "Trying to tell his jihad jokes"... LOL! He is a funny man.

  • @FollowFunk
    @FollowFunk Před 6 lety +475

    Thank God it says "video quality isn't great" in the description. My eyes were seeing HD untill I read that.

  • @NirvanaMK
    @NirvanaMK Před 8 lety +18

    Zach was on fire in this video lmao

  • @ChrisHoover808
    @ChrisHoover808 Před 8 lety +236

    Master of his craft.

    • @ajnode
      @ajnode Před 5 lety +3

      Yeah, his improvisation is without challenge. "You have keys in your hand. What kind of car do you drive?" - "How old are you?", "What is your job?" Truly a master of comedy and wit.

    • @flumper12
      @flumper12 Před 5 lety

      I WANNA EAT TUNA WITH JESSICA SIMPSON

  • @matthewherzog6155
    @matthewherzog6155 Před 8 lety +579

    She looked at least 32.

    • @MovieHound17
      @MovieHound17 Před 8 lety +4

      +Matthew Herzog I was thinking teh same thing....that is one SHOT out 22 year old.

    • @jmendii
      @jmendii Před 8 lety +33

      +Matthew Herzog yeah, those were some old ass looking pixels...

    • @shartigusjones8825
      @shartigusjones8825 Před 8 lety +7

      +jmendii lol some of us are old enough to remember a time when video wasnt shown in 4k so it's not that hard for us to make shit out

    • @rustler08
      @rustler08 Před 8 lety +9

      +Shrtigus Jones I think most people are old enough to remember when media wasn't shown in 4K, considering the lack of 4K content.

    • @MsMedford
      @MsMedford Před 8 lety +2

      +Matthew Herzog that bitch looked 50

  • @theduder2617
    @theduder2617 Před 7 lety +7

    Thank you for the honesty in the description. It is rare to see, but I watched just because of the honesty.
    The quality is quite ok. I come from the ancient internet days. 1994 like. This is blue-ray quality compared to what was possible back then. lol Well, without at least 10, maybe even 20 or more of largest hard drives in existence back then anyway.
    Thanks for sharing this one!

  • @thomasrainbow
    @thomasrainbow Před 8 lety +6

    He was such a funny stand up! It was more of an improv performance set then straight forward stand up. Wish he would still do it!

  • @kennydavis2276
    @kennydavis2276 Před 5 lety +12

    Soft piano>>>scream. Genius use of contrast.

  • @MrKeykeylikesit
    @MrKeykeylikesit Před 8 lety +498

    That chick is pushing 40.

    • @robrogers2407
      @robrogers2407 Před 8 lety +9

      live

    • @roleat
      @roleat Před 8 lety

      rob rogers
      haha. A+

    • @ReikokuXCM
      @ReikokuXCM Před 8 lety +1

      +MrKeykeylikesit you missed a zero mate

    • @ichigo199
      @ichigo199 Před 8 lety

      haha thats me now...

    • @baggs081
      @baggs081 Před 8 lety +5

      +vernonclassic what till ur 37 and see 40 coming in fast and hard

  • @artgallery7376
    @artgallery7376 Před 7 lety

    MORE PLEASE!! ZACH, I LOVE YOU!!!!

  • @2muchwit
    @2muchwit Před 4 lety +3

    When the comedian attacks the heckler it makes it all sweeter

  • @pavelkish7142
    @pavelkish7142 Před rokem

    Humble legend. One of my favorite people on earth.

  • @ericwidder2954
    @ericwidder2954 Před 5 lety +5

    The shut up timing at the end was al dente.

  • @BennieWilll
    @BennieWilll Před 6 lety

    One of the best comedians out there right now!

  • @RonWolfHowl
    @RonWolfHowl Před 8 lety +2

    I knew it was coming, and he went _just_ long enough to make me forget about it!

  • @sharkys707
    @sharkys707 Před 7 lety +6

    that Rhythm that he hit on the piano what the hell was that I did not know you got down like that wow

  • @erichammer3830
    @erichammer3830 Před 8 lety +35

    "Shut up!!" Haha!

  • @iggy4774
    @iggy4774 Před 5 lety +15

    He's like Tyson in his prime, the only guarantee was your going to get KO'd quick.

  • @PixelPusher1
    @PixelPusher1 Před 7 lety +4

    Oh man, I remember seeing this yeeeears ago! Like, before The Hangover, even. Wasn't this shown on that The Comedians of Comedy docu show on Comedy Central? I think that's where I saw this. "Happy Meals are weird". Classic.

  • @nebraskahusker247
    @nebraskahusker247 Před 6 lety +14

    He is a true legend in comedy!

    • @flexalot9403
      @flexalot9403 Před 5 lety +1

      nebraskahusker247 the Big Red is a true legend at getting spanked in football

    • @ajnode
      @ajnode Před 5 lety

      Lol a legend in comedy? Are you fucking insane?

  • @camdenoltjenbruns5031
    @camdenoltjenbruns5031 Před 8 lety

    i really love him

  • @peabody3000
    @peabody3000 Před 5 lety +3

    definitely a wait-for-it ending

  • @andyellis5065
    @andyellis5065 Před 4 lety +4

    I love his voice

  • @5150hep
    @5150hep Před 8 lety +546

    That was a 35+ year old trailer park chick.

  • @clancykobane9102
    @clancykobane9102 Před 4 lety +3

    Best stand up of his generation.

  • @cjn0001
    @cjn0001 Před 8 lety +10

    This is by far my favorite standup vs heckler video

    • @irotinmyskin
      @irotinmyskin Před 8 lety

      +Craig Noneman have you seen the one of patton oswalt vs the heckler about the rape goblins? that was poetry

    • @farismag
      @farismag Před 8 lety +1

      +irotinmyskin
      Sound humiliating, do you have the link?

    • @irotinmyskin
      @irotinmyskin Před 8 lety

      sure! magic starts around 4:00 watch?v=eDndsvjyIG4 enjoy!

  • @nicolegasparini8008
    @nicolegasparini8008 Před 5 lety +2

    he is my hero!!!!!

  • @YouTw1tFace
    @YouTw1tFace Před 5 lety +12

    Comedic genius. Saw him before he got big with Mitch hedberg.. monster.

    • @ispartacus1337
      @ispartacus1337 Před 4 lety +3

      That would have been an amazing show.

    • @YouTw1tFace
      @YouTw1tFace Před 4 lety

      I, Spartacus the show I’m referring to is on CZcams. At least it used to be. Search for Mitch Hedberg university of Oklahoma

  • @omarherrera455
    @omarherrera455 Před 8 lety

    Lol I love man!!!God bless u hilarious!!!

  • @fupduck1865
    @fupduck1865 Před 6 lety +1

    Lol, he is like, give me something to work with!

  • @mexi_q_bbq430
    @mexi_q_bbq430 Před 5 lety +1

    THE END WAS HILARIOUS

  • @brandonbp122
    @brandonbp122 Před 5 lety +104

    Fact: This is the same camera that was used to film Nessie and Bigfoot.

  • @Futuretense101
    @Futuretense101 Před 6 lety +10

    I love this guy but I'd never want be on the receiving of his insults LOL.

  • @kennethpetroni6806
    @kennethpetroni6806 Před 5 lety

    Love Ya Zach

  • @Joseph-nh6in
    @Joseph-nh6in Před 7 lety +12

    He's a pretty good piano player

  • @markwmbrown
    @markwmbrown Před 6 lety +1

    I love this

  • @farismag
    @farismag Před 8 lety +68

    I think she lied about her age, she is no way 22 years of age!

  • @castratedrhino77
    @castratedrhino77 Před 8 lety

    That's the best I've ever seen it done.

  • @djdb1214
    @djdb1214 Před 7 lety

    Favorite comedian.

  • @leesawford
    @leesawford Před 8 lety +1

    ' I've got a page up here about asking nurses questions'. Brilliant !

    • @243wayne1
      @243wayne1 Před 8 lety

      +elijah pink Exaaaaaaaaaactly... Grabs one page from the podium, looks at it briefly, puts it back and grabs "The correct page" About asking nurses questions! HAHAHAHA! LOVE IT!

  • @kevinmiller6423
    @kevinmiller6423 Před 7 lety +2

    lmfao perfect ending.

  • @adityakuttus
    @adityakuttus Před 6 lety +5

    "when I was trying to tell my jihad jokes" lmaoo 😂

  • @thebeardedshark9502
    @thebeardedshark9502 Před 5 lety

    He's awesome

  • @tinyairplane
    @tinyairplane Před 8 lety

    This was hilarious xD

  • @Koler2k
    @Koler2k Před 2 lety +1

    Crazy how they could reconstruct film from 1920

  • @ArtHistoryScholar
    @ArtHistoryScholar Před 7 lety

    Yes! Go Zach!!

  • @djgforce11
    @djgforce11 Před 5 lety +4

    Great drunk guy cam footage.

  • @SuperZorgus
    @SuperZorgus Před 8 lety

    Incredible.

  • @Speedstack21
    @Speedstack21 Před 4 lety +4

    I've been looking for this set for a long time.
    Does anyone know where I can find the full version of this set??

  • @Theboyfugzhard
    @Theboyfugzhard Před 2 lety +1

    Absolute god

  • @free322001
    @free322001 Před 8 lety +364

    22? Dog years?

    • @thamachoswedishpotat
      @thamachoswedishpotat Před 8 lety +22

      That would make her way younger...

    • @johnsnow1450
      @johnsnow1450 Před 8 lety

      +Isaak Keidser Flygare what?

    • @BzrkMiinX
      @BzrkMiinX Před 8 lety +8

      +John Snow 1 year is 7 dog years. So 22 dog years would make her about 3

    • @mmfuntouchable5565
      @mmfuntouchable5565 Před 8 lety +5

      +Isaak Keidser Flygare think this joke went over both of your heads.. he meant 22x7 not 3...lol

    • @lovelyxskinny
      @lovelyxskinny Před 7 lety +2

      hmm I thought she was in her 20s

  • @infiniteandroid
    @infiniteandroid Před 4 lety +1

    Legend!!!

  • @cdismufasa
    @cdismufasa Před 8 lety

    Wow such a master of his craft.

  • @mariomarx138
    @mariomarx138 Před 8 lety +5

    She didn't even heckle him.

  • @Davidm00sh12
    @Davidm00sh12 Před 2 lety

    He king of bombed up until the end - he managed to save it

  • @maxrockatansky1271
    @maxrockatansky1271 Před 4 lety +3

    4:51 what you came here for.

  • @kladewilson598
    @kladewilson598 Před 4 lety +6

    If you watch this drunk you don’t even notice the video quality

  • @henryleon5919
    @henryleon5919 Před 5 lety +5

    I laugh just by seeing him!! #god

  • @txmoney
    @txmoney Před 5 lety

    Guy is quick.
    We need more Zach.

  • @Reggie2000
    @Reggie2000 Před 2 lety

    Genius!

  • @contactkeithstack
    @contactkeithstack Před 8 lety +115

    that's hilarious

    • @matthewherzog6155
      @matthewherzog6155 Před 8 lety

      +contactkeithstack
      What is?

    • @atheisticastpodcast2077
      @atheisticastpodcast2077 Před 8 lety +2

      +Cameron Brwdway Now when I say "What?" I want you to answer me clearly, articulately and honestly.
      What?

    • @cameronbrwdway9486
      @cameronbrwdway9486 Před 8 lety +4

      AtheistiCast Podcast
      I'm going to blame that post on my crippling alcoholism.

    • @Sir_Flopsalot
      @Sir_Flopsalot Před 8 lety +14

      +contactkeithstack I just read that in Louie C K voice.

    • @martinluna9108
      @martinluna9108 Před 8 lety +1

      +flopinator fuckin sweet.yesss!

  • @hopefulkoala01435
    @hopefulkoala01435 Před 7 lety +196

    22? Stone maybe.

    • @Tuff_love
      @Tuff_love Před 6 lety +2

      Tuna1989 lolololol 22 stone😂😂

    • @eLiFILMSinc
      @eLiFILMSinc Před 5 lety +1

      What

    • @objectivereasoning4372
      @objectivereasoning4372 Před 5 lety

      No. I’m in the US, but understood the reference nonetheless. Watching international boxing/mma bouts certainly helps.

    • @DGRIFF
      @DGRIFF Před 5 lety +1

      @@objectivereasoning4372 Same. It's called being cultured... Only a very small percentage of people ever realize that their circle is not the center of the universe.

    • @obowurx6625
      @obowurx6625 Před 4 lety

      Objective Reasoning this 👍

  • @livefreeordie9041
    @livefreeordie9041 Před 6 lety +6

    She had that coming. I love Zach in "Baskets" and hope it comes on again soon!

  • @DistortedFaiths
    @DistortedFaiths Před 8 lety +112

    I love it when Zak gets mad at other people. It was hilarious when he took down Justin Bieber on Between Two Ferns.

    • @ajnode
      @ajnode Před 5 lety +24

      Took him down? You mean they read off a script that they had rehearsed beforehand? Amazing stuff. Truly amazing.

    • @tarico4436
      @tarico4436 Před 4 lety

      Tried to get gruff with Sean Penn...
      BIG MISTAKE.

    • @lukenluken
      @lukenluken Před 4 lety +1

      @@ajnodelisten to zack on off camera. The celebs are not told before hand

    • @yougants8927
      @yougants8927 Před 4 lety

      *Got spit chewing gum on face*

  • @michaelmattice4986
    @michaelmattice4986 Před 6 lety +1

    I too have a Subaru out back...I also have one in the garage.

  • @twitch54304
    @twitch54304 Před 3 lety

    I fu***n love Zach! I wish he would come to green bay

  • @vooveks
    @vooveks Před 5 lety +8

    There was a great bit later when he picked out a member of the audience who was filming the show on his cellphone and went "why can't you just enjoy a fucking show without filming it on your cellphone you fucking millennial ". Hilarious! I think it's on CZcams somewhere.

  • @antidecepticon
    @antidecepticon Před 5 lety

    and im left wanting more

  • @hamnchee
    @hamnchee Před 2 měsíci

    I think about the "Happy meals are weird" line on a monthly basis for the last decade.

  • @hfield07
    @hfield07 Před 4 lety +1

    a re-post of a very old video. this is one of the first heckler videos i remember being popular on youtube.

  • @rickmc8417311
    @rickmc8417311 Před 2 lety

    Can you let me finish talking? Stop interrupting. You're young enough to f*king spank. That had me dying with 😂😂

  • @MrLuffy9131
    @MrLuffy9131 Před 4 lety +14

    Between two mics

  • @Knoar
    @Knoar Před 7 lety +14

    lol every fucking comment is about her age.

  • @maximilian333
    @maximilian333 Před 8 lety

    every comeback of his is like a nuclear detonation

  • @franklytosay
    @franklytosay Před 4 lety

    Talented guy

  • @danlerman
    @danlerman Před 8 lety +5

    Zach handled it very well but you can tell that, even though he never stopped being funny, it was stressful as it would be.

    • @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239
      @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239 Před 8 lety

      +Danny Lerman It's college crap :-p Only time it really matters for a comedian to be on point is when they do an HBO special. That's when they get paid and it will be rerun over and over again. This is just time to test out material and see what works and what doesn't.

    • @danlerman
      @danlerman Před 8 lety

      As a comedian I know that even when you just go to an open mic hecklers can be terrible for your act. Not so much because you get paid or not, but because they mess with your routine and your rythm while you're already on the spot, so you have to think very fast to get back on track.

  • @mjm5081
    @mjm5081 Před 4 lety

    These two are happily married with eighteen beautiful baby boys...God bless'm.

  • @Futt.Buckerson
    @Futt.Buckerson Před 4 lety +6

    At 3:09 "Do you have Schweppes?"

  • @kingdrum315
    @kingdrum315 Před 5 lety

    That ending tho

  • @johnpounds4810
    @johnpounds4810 Před 5 lety

    Awesome love the guy man 😂🤣💯✊🏻

  • @jimbolo4710
    @jimbolo4710 Před 7 lety +1

    For the record, a CNA is not a nurse but a certified nurse assistant. A nurse has to go to at least 2 years of college, a CNA 8 weeks of training.

  • @elsewho
    @elsewho Před 8 lety +12

    He has a Subaru Outback next to the dumpster.

  • @jonathanwebb3024
    @jonathanwebb3024 Před 4 lety

    Brilliant.

  • @Fabo100
    @Fabo100 Před 6 lety +4

    Zach Claudia Galifinakis is a beautiful name

  • @askyles91
    @askyles91 Před 5 lety

    Legend

  • @BeeHash
    @BeeHash Před 2 lety

    now that’s how it’s done.

  • @patrickfreitas3549
    @patrickfreitas3549 Před 6 lety

    Fuggin genius

  • @justme197511
    @justme197511 Před 5 lety +4

    LoL, oh Zack...

  • @Forenzikproductions
    @Forenzikproductions Před 4 lety +12

    4:50