I Tried Hiring "Dark Web" Hackers...

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  • čas přidán 12. 09. 2020
  • There are all kinds of spam posts claiming that a "dark web hacker" solved all of their problems. I tried interviewing and hiring a few of them. Spoiler: they have no clue what they're talking about.
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  • @djjoycie27
    @djjoycie27 Před 3 lety +2972

    I may need one of these hackers. My mom’s Toyota was found on the boarder of TX with 22 lbs. of Coca-Cola and she needs $12k in Google Play cards to get everything straightened out...

  • @DavidWonn
    @DavidWonn Před 3 lety +1302

    This guy didn’t just hack the Pentagon, but the Hexagon and Octagon too.

  • @internationalfailure9997
    @internationalfailure9997 Před 3 lety +1548

    "Did you ever hack Club Penguin or Runescape?"
    "Yeah, I did a job for a couple of guys in California"
    Mission Impossible 9

    • @TheCumberCoIlective
      @TheCumberCoIlective Před 3 lety +19

      Don't see a lot of Runescape mentions anymore

    • @joshuanorris5860
      @joshuanorris5860 Před 3 lety +3

      @@TheCumberCoIlective ha speak for yourself :))))

    • @TheCumberCoIlective
      @TheCumberCoIlective Před 3 lety +5

      @@joshuanorris5860 true. Tbf I'd probably still play if they hadn't changed their login method which made it so I cannot access my account anymore

    • @shuriken2505
      @shuriken2505 Před 3 lety

      @@TheCumberCoIlective f

    • @diegolaparra351
      @diegolaparra351 Před 3 lety +1

      dang, scary stuff

  • @ResidentMilf
    @ResidentMilf Před 3 lety +1687

    Did you wake this guy up? He sounds like he was napping.

    • @prairiepanda
      @prairiepanda Před 3 lety +152

      For some reason when they fake an American accent they often just speak very slow and low-pitched, which just makes them sound sleepy or stoned.

    • @joshuanorris5860
      @joshuanorris5860 Před 3 lety +37

      Probly drugs lol

    • @joshuanorris5860
      @joshuanorris5860 Před 3 lety +9

      @@prairiepanda yeah id say ur right lol

    • @DecibelAlex
      @DecibelAlex Před 3 lety +7

      sounds like he has no teeth

    • @TheDreadedJuggernaut
      @TheDreadedJuggernaut Před 3 lety +41

      That guy was not in India. Likely South Africa, so it would've been around 10pm when he started the call. Normally call centers in India work around US daytime but scammers in Africa usually scam in their own.

  • @AveryTalksAboutStuff
    @AveryTalksAboutStuff Před 3 lety +783

    Damn, that's a good hacker. He managed to get into Instagram before it existed. 😂

    • @rammoravaneni2256
      @rammoravaneni2256 Před 3 lety +29

      These hackers are on a different level😂

    • @pi17
      @pi17 Před 3 lety +26

      Haha lol. Been hacking for 10 years and hacked into Instagram before Instagram.

    • @Ratnaji44
      @Ratnaji44 Před 3 lety +2

      @Richárd Primusz he might have hacked in early alpha/beta version for limited persons.🤔

    • @BillClinton228
      @BillClinton228 Před 3 lety +1

      That's nothing... I hacked into the mars rover...

    • @johnme60
      @johnme60 Před 3 lety +1

      Actually he created a time portal equilibrium terminal , which could contact in future with micro quantum ultra processor which can penetrate space time at molecular level and reach to Mark Zuckerberg's toilet where he was having a premonition thought of purchasing instagram in future.
      Yup ! That's how it happened.
      Please don't ask again.

  • @walmirneto2120
    @walmirneto2120 Před 3 lety +95

    Speaking as an autistic person, what I am fascinated by are your people skills. How you are able to know where you are at with these guys and always keep things on the verge of burlesque, but never quite there. Also, I am not sure it gets it pointed out enough how quick-witted you are. I laugh all the way through your videos. Thank you very much for the content.

  • @rickn3146
    @rickn3146 Před 3 lety +986

    These guys could be famous as mumble rappers.

    • @raoulduke8720
      @raoulduke8720 Před 3 lety +44

      let's be honest, anyone could.

    • @spyscy
      @spyscy Před 3 lety +3

      Omg I hope one of kits music creators make this!!! Hilarious

    • @fmaz1952
      @fmaz1952 Před 3 lety +7

      🎵 8 grapes in my mouth 🎶

    • @Auvisome
      @Auvisome Před 3 lety +2

      Richárd Primusz Cry me a river 😂

    • @stich1960
      @stich1960 Před 3 lety +9

      Is their microphone inside their mouths?

  • @AdverseOpinion
    @AdverseOpinion Před 3 lety +497

    "For SQL injections what type of syringes do you use?" Best thing I've heard all day.

  • @cerealrakist7360
    @cerealrakist7360 Před 3 lety +186

    dude said “I don’t feel safe “ after u asked him about 98 😂😂.

    • @tracylaurenmarrow4639
      @tracylaurenmarrow4639 Před 3 lety +4

      I mean they're not wrong, if they're using '98 I very much doubt they're safe at all, their PC must be a petri dish for viruses.

  • @JasonStorey
    @JasonStorey Před 3 lety +244

    Maybe these dudes need to hack amazon and get themselves some new microphones. I cant understand a damn thing they are saying.

  • @DaPanda19
    @DaPanda19 Před 3 lety +158

    Best advice I've ever gotten from someone was "just let idiots keep talking, everyone will eventually catch on" and since then it's made detecting bullshit so much easier.

    • @Curious-Irish-Angel
      @Curious-Irish-Angel Před 3 lety +13

      Next best advice x3 = If ya feel like ya gotta hire a hacker to keep track of your BF/GF, significant other.
      1st. Save yourself from a scam.
      2nd. Save the money.
      3rd. Spare the dramatics, save time, energy, anxiety and get out of the relationship.
      It's someone you obviously do not TRUST.
      🙄😄👍

  • @yani1909
    @yani1909 Před 3 lety +243

    “it was not like a school school school school school”
    ...oh?

    • @A_Ducky
      @A_Ducky Před 3 lety +1

      That made me laugh so hard. I was literally seeing Marsha Brady saying "sküle" while he did it. Priceless.

    • @sennewam
      @sennewam Před 3 lety +1

      HE REPEATS HIMSELF, ALSO

    • @yes0r787
      @yes0r787 Před 3 lety +7

      then ... For a minute I thought that guy said "It actually helped me with my acting career."

    • @saeedafyouni619
      @saeedafyouni619 Před 3 lety +2

      "work work work"

    • @Ratnaji44
      @Ratnaji44 Před 3 lety

      School cool cool... Hmmm how Cool

  • @equestrianrosie
    @equestrianrosie Před 3 lety +232

    my mom just walked in and said "He has FANTASTIC eyebrows"

    • @watchmeimflying
      @watchmeimflying Před 3 lety +9

      That he does

    • @--Io--
      @--Io-- Před 3 lety +14

      your mom speaks the truth

    • @lacyalexander8928
      @lacyalexander8928 Před 3 lety +5

      Cool Mom

    • @A_Ducky
      @A_Ducky Před 3 lety +4

      Boga Brow appreciation society!

    • @SeanLaMontagne
      @SeanLaMontagne Před 3 lety +6

      Did you see how he raised his eye brow when the first guy said he's been hacking for 10 years?
      That's a good eye brow.

  • @episodenull
    @episodenull Před 3 lety +153

    That long, long pause when the scammer clearly doesn't know what The Pentagon is.

    • @waqasahmed939
      @waqasahmed939 Před 3 lety

      Surprising given most people around the world have heard of "The Pentagon"

    • @chrisiverson257
      @chrisiverson257 Před 3 lety +2

      @@waqasahmed939 since 9/11 everyone should have heard of the Pentagon

    • @nuts0shot
      @nuts0shot Před 3 lety

      Waqas Ahmed you’re Americans right ?

  • @WaterDrinker666
    @WaterDrinker666 Před 3 lety +172

    the elite hacker didn’t understand your font question because they’re technically called typfaces as any real hacker would know. He has simply spent so much time in the hacking world that he can no longer communicate with layman, how sad.

    • @spyscy
      @spyscy Před 3 lety +1

      😅😹😹

    • @mikaelafox6106
      @mikaelafox6106 Před 3 lety +5

      Any decent hacker would be able to speak the common layman’s terms as well as hacking terms. He’s obviously a hack.

    • @chaoticatmos1461
      @chaoticatmos1461 Před 3 lety +2

      @@mikaelafox6106 it's a joke

    • @1lawnmowerfan362
      @1lawnmowerfan362 Před 2 lety +3

      @@mikaelafox6106 r/whoosh if I’ve ever seen one

    • @mikaelafox6106
      @mikaelafox6106 Před 2 lety

      @@1lawnmowerfan362sorry, I was actually trying to be sarcastic when I wrote that. 🤣😂 I forgot to add emoji. 🤪

  • @vissova
    @vissova Před 3 lety +304

    Dude sounds like he was playing the "chubby bunny" game before Kit called him and he forgot to take the marshmallows out.

    • @soylencer
      @soylencer Před 3 lety +4

      FIRPH I HOCC WATH cHuDdY DuDdY

    • @MEGURMAN
      @MEGURMAN Před 3 lety

      @@soylencer exactly right

    • @SeanLaMontagne
      @SeanLaMontagne Před 3 lety +7

      Why the fuck is that game universal

    • @me-dc8pj
      @me-dc8pj Před 3 lety

      @@SeanLaMontagne Fun

    • @brunobucciaratiswife
      @brunobucciaratiswife Před 3 lety

      You just brought me back to my childhood when this challenge was super popular... man I miss being 9

  • @jazzbutters
    @jazzbutters Před 3 lety +551

    I could not understand most of what the hacker was saying

    • @sawyerbuss637
      @sawyerbuss637 Před 3 lety +144

      He encrypts his speech so that nobody can hack it

    • @j.s.2281
      @j.s.2281 Před 3 lety +12

      I'm glad I'm not the only one. Lol

    • @scotshabalam2432
      @scotshabalam2432 Před 3 lety +15

      Closed Captions either helps or is hilarious when you can't understand people.

    • @cargo_vroom9729
      @cargo_vroom9729 Před 3 lety +5

      I think every one of these guys Kit has talked to sounds like he's so high/drunk he can barely speak.

    • @TheCumberCoIlective
      @TheCumberCoIlective Před 3 lety +7

      I'm in the process of typing this one out because so many people are having trouble understanding them. I'll post it as a comment when I finish.
      If someone could reply to this so it'll stay in my notifications that would be helpful. Ty

  • @jani14jani
    @jani14jani Před 3 lety +177

    "Do you store passwords in plain text or in plain view" legit made me laugh.

    • @sesanti
      @sesanti Před 3 lety +7

      Plain text obviously, it's the best way to store passwords.

    • @trusty7542
      @trusty7542 Před 3 lety +10

      it made me smile, but "Hmm.. that is a good question.." made me laugh xD i could not agree more, a fabulous question that is xD

    • @jeschinstad
      @jeschinstad Před 3 lety +3

      Storing passwords in plain text and in plain view is actually a very good idea. That way you can store your passwords anonymously on Google and Wayback and nobody has a clue how to find them, except you. It can be a good idea for things like long-term offline storage, where you're likely to forget your password.

    • @armanelgtron4533
      @armanelgtron4533 Před 3 lety +6

      @@jeschinstad Ah, right, encryption and hashing are terrible ideas!

    • @jeschinstad
      @jeschinstad Před 3 lety +6

      @Ok Dude: No, I'm serious. You probably think that a password looks something like a%jK35AD, right? My passwords look like this: «When Stein met my mother, he told a joke that was so boring she ended up not liking him».
      No keylogger will ever catch that password and it is absolutely impossible to crack. Nobody will ever recognize it as a password, but I will instantly recognize it as such. I will never be able to forget it or what it is the password for. No other living human could understand it.
      Give me a reason why I shouldn't store something like that in a chatlog, mailing list archive or blog post?
      The technique is called steganography and has been used successfully for hundreds of years, but has never been more useful than now.

  • @udunn0jb
    @udunn0jb Před 3 lety +198

    I always envisioned a “hacker” saying “I hacked for him, I was hacking it, the first time I hacked” 😂

    • @nukiradio
      @nukiradio Před 3 lety +7

      I'm in!

    • @witcherjohn3440
      @witcherjohn3440 Před 3 lety +6

      Click click click im in.....damn they got a intense firewall

    • @A_Ducky
      @A_Ducky Před 3 lety +2

      Everything about this video is so damn epic. Sküle sküle sküle sküle sküle!

  • @oscodains
    @oscodains Před 3 lety +113

    The really sad part is, just having a passive interest in computers, I could have answered half of these questions while still knowing nothing about hacking. I can only manipulate data in R.

    • @MrRailfan
      @MrRailfan Před 3 lety +28

      What size of syringe do you use for sql injections?

    • @qazxsw21000
      @qazxsw21000 Před 3 lety +8

      Mr Railfan big ass ones

    • @TheCumberCoIlective
      @TheCumberCoIlective Před 3 lety +1

      Same

    • @sciencemanguy
      @sciencemanguy Před 3 lety +6

      tbh, if you have moderate experience in R, C++, Python, or any other established language, you're "talented" in computers. Unless you're in CS or software engineering, you're good!

  • @bestinthewest7965
    @bestinthewest7965 Před 3 lety +148

    Dude, the one guy that couldn’t define LAN...
    hope he didnt quit his day job 😂

    • @MEGURMAN
      @MEGURMAN Před 3 lety +16

      Doesn't it stand for (L)arge (A)nd (N')charge?

    • @Mike-wc3jo
      @Mike-wc3jo Před 3 lety +6

      Jared McLain I hope you’re joking

    • @nez3665
      @nez3665 Před 3 lety +3

      I'm listening on a crappy speaker... I also work in IT...
      ... I heard Kit ask "in the world of networking, what is a L A M?"
      ... and came to the comments crying like... "dafuq is a LAM and why don't I know about it...?!?!"
      I feel much better now.

    • @aprilleerose
      @aprilleerose Před 3 lety +2

      I hate having to wait a moment for the ads to be over :/ lul

  • @Claptongurl11
    @Claptongurl11 Před 3 lety +145

    He doesn't feel safe with Kit knowing he uses Windows 98. 😂

    • @jeschinstad
      @jeschinstad Před 3 lety +6

      That would actually be rather identifiable, so it would probably be a real concern.

    • @Claptongurl11
      @Claptongurl11 Před 3 lety +4

      @@jeschinstad I want to know the hacker that uses Windows 98.

    • @jeschinstad
      @jeschinstad Před 3 lety

      @@Claptongurl11 Sure, but that's a different issue. :)

    • @One-Crazy-Cat
      @One-Crazy-Cat Před 3 lety +1

      I only hack with windows 3.0

  • @Creshex8
    @Creshex8 Před 3 lety +153

    These people don’t even seem computer literate. I’d be surprised if they could even get into a chat room.

  • @Vishwasp13
    @Vishwasp13 Před 3 lety +102

    8:18 "Whats your favorite blend in java?", that was hilarious :D

  • @annabasnatural
    @annabasnatural Před 3 lety +10

    I just want to say, that I have stumbled across Kit during lockdown but this one in particular has really touched me. My husband committed suicide last year but he worked in IT support and he loved all things computers.
    I just know that he would have loved this channel so much. All he did in his spare time was research computers, programming and how to improve. With every question asked in this video I can just imagine his reaction to the answers and he would be howling laughing.
    So, thanks Kit for making me smile when I think of him and I know that Neil will be watching you and loving your work.
    Thanks :)

  • @robinsonrom
    @robinsonrom Před 3 lety +645

    Whenever they fake a US accent, they always sound kinda French Canadian to me lol

    • @episodenull
      @episodenull Před 3 lety +103

      They always sound high as fuck to me.

    • @Hoodinator17
      @Hoodinator17 Před 3 lety +1

      episodenull 👳🏿‍♂️👳🏿‍♂️👳🏿‍♂️👳🏿‍♂️👳🏿‍♂️👳🏿‍♂️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @Akotski-ys9rr
      @Akotski-ys9rr Před 3 lety +28

      Not only do they try to sound American but they try to sound white

    • @Arizona_lilly
      @Arizona_lilly Před 3 lety +5

      yes he sounds Candia or even European he sounds goodn

    • @Arizona_lilly
      @Arizona_lilly Před 3 lety +4

      how do people do American accent. I wonder

  • @Iamrightyouarewrong
    @Iamrightyouarewrong Před 3 lety +30

    No one though to ask themselves, "If she knows so much, why does she need me?".

  • @raoulduke8720
    @raoulduke8720 Před 3 lety +126

    "first thing i ever hacked was my school website... crazy days back then"

    • @abandonthisfate2461
      @abandonthisfate2461 Před 3 lety +4

      Didn't consider it hacking but figured a.... Well it probably fits that description somewhat actually. An exploit, so I could play games on the computers in the library or computer class. The IT guy was always pissy but I showed my mates so they never realised it was me. Ahhh the weak constraints of the "Intranet" but so lame we thought we were so damn smart. Hahaha

    • @spyscy
      @spyscy Před 3 lety +15

      Was it a school school school school?

    • @alexulloa18
      @alexulloa18 Před 3 lety

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @doranku
    @doranku Před 3 lety +97

    A good dictionary has for recursion:
    - recursion: see recursion

    • @3.k
      @3.k Před 3 lety +5

      A note that says "Please turn over" on both sides.

    • @Chillieman
      @Chillieman Před 3 lety +2

      Now THATS a great way to explain recursion very simply. Wonderful 👏

    • @lonelyscarygirl
      @lonelyscarygirl Před 3 lety +3

      I hate when dictionaries do this:
      "Furtherance: act of furthering"
      EDIT: Typo.

    • @andylutz3505
      @andylutz3505 Před 3 lety

      @@lonelyscarygirl same.

  • @Nathan-nl6nn
    @Nathan-nl6nn Před 3 lety +32

    "I'm looking for a rockstar hacker... who has... both front-end, back-end, and side-end experience. Full stack and half stack. I'm looking for someone who understands agile, waterfall, and konami code... I'm looking for someone that has experience doing C, C++, C#, Java, JS, Python, Pearl, Ruby... and preferably someone who... *has a epic haircut i guess?*"
    Wow job requirements these days for developers are really getting out of hand...

    • @spyscy
      @spyscy Před 3 lety

      With 20+ years of experience in all of these 😹😹😹

    • @vio3366
      @vio3366 Před 3 lety

      😂😂😂

  • @tibebeselasiemehari7503
    @tibebeselasiemehari7503 Před 3 lety +161

    "I actually use linux!"
    "what's your favorite distro"
    "my favorite what??"
    LOL

    • @petersamps
      @petersamps Před 3 lety +2

      "I use LINUX!" lol!

    • @qorso
      @qorso Před 3 lety +21

      idk kinda fits with the rule "the way you'll know someone is a linux user is that they'll always remind you that their a linux user"

    • @thegrandnil764
      @thegrandnil764 Před 3 lety +33

      @@petersamps I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux,
      is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux.
      Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component
      of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell
      utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
      Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day,
      without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU
      which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are
      not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
      There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a
      part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system
      that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run.
      The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself;
      it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is
      normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system
      is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux"
      distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

    • @petersamps
      @petersamps Před 3 lety +11

      @@thegrandnil764 ...and you think I didn't know this, because...? :) The scammer couldn't answer the question about the distro, just calling it "Linux" over and over. That was what I was laughing about.

    • @Sashazur
      @Sashazur Před 3 lety

      AGamingChannel Kinda like vegans!

  • @Samus7000
    @Samus7000 Před 3 lety +42

    They don’t even know what kind of computer OS they use. 💀

    • @lucidm0th
      @lucidm0th Před 3 lety +5

      7:16 He said he was uncomfortable with all these questions. Like how you gonna pretend to be a hacker and not have the most basic computer knowledge. 💀

    • @StainderFin
      @StainderFin Před 3 lety

      @@lucidm0th i bet they using hours to hack virtual windows and never figured it out it was bogus system

  • @the_correct_ian
    @the_correct_ian Před 3 lety +42

    I'm glad you confirmed his bowhunting skills, nunchuk skills, and computer hacking skills. I hear girls are into guys like that.

    • @Mozza8417
      @Mozza8417 Před 3 lety +7

      I wonder if he can do any sweet jumps.. 😁

    • @sunflower7874
      @sunflower7874 Před 3 lety +3

      He's just my type ❤🙈is it true love?

    • @yes0r787
      @yes0r787 Před 3 lety +4

      I wonder what his favorite animal is?

  • @joes2857
    @joes2857 Před 3 lety +33

    "W-What??"
    They're so baffled by every question lol

  • @rosieanciola3685
    @rosieanciola3685 Před 3 lety +15

    Me: can't sit and watch a 15min health and safety video for work.
    Also me: watches hr long kitboga videos back to back.

  • @patriotic7712
    @patriotic7712 Před 3 lety +187

    They all sound like you woke them up...funny...

    • @FINNlSH
      @FINNlSH Před 3 lety +14

      They probably scam people non stop, that's why they dont sound interested, just read the script.

    • @StephVV
      @StephVV Před 3 lety +27

      They need Java

    • @88franko
      @88franko Před 3 lety +5

      @@StephVV i know this joke is gonna go over people's heads but I appreciate it. lol

    • @killslay
      @killslay Před 3 lety +2

      I think a couple of em might have some kind of opiate addiction by the sound of it, this scam would be how they help to pay for it.

    • @TheDreadedJuggernaut
      @TheDreadedJuggernaut Před 3 lety +4

      These types of scams aren't common for call centers. They do this all day at strange hours because they take calls around the world. They don't get paid by the hour so they just want to get it done and over with.
      My favorite scams to call are the love scams. They almost always are freelance, so you can call them at the worst times and they'll still spend at least an hour trying to get money. Just change your voice and call every 4 hours to see how long it takes before the sleep deprivation gets to them.

  • @medusasworldofstone
    @medusasworldofstone Před 3 lety +76

    Last time i was this early a scammer sys keyed my computer and had someone throw me behind the bars

  • @LISTEDGames
    @LISTEDGames Před 3 lety +40

    Them saying "baby" its so cringy...

  • @riotrey
    @riotrey Před 3 lety +28

    how to be a hacker: apparently drink a lot and sleep 3 hours a day

    • @alexiasimoes3762
      @alexiasimoes3762 Před 3 lety +1

      Nahhhhh, sleep 24 hours a day, this is him sleeptalking

    • @watfordjc
      @watfordjc Před 3 lety

      I hear* coffee and Red Bull have been replaced by some form of powder.
      * Source: CZcams ads

  • @tntgameplay5075
    @tntgameplay5075 Před 3 lety +45

    I clicked on the video before getting the message, didnt realize its new and then got messeged during the video, which confused me a lot.

  • @amanda2488
    @amanda2488 Před 3 lety +39

    Lol, asking about hacking the Pentagon was a bold troll move

    • @CopyrightStruck
      @CopyrightStruck Před 3 lety +3

      Not really, I mean people who live in the USA and Canada know what the pentagon is but you’ve got to remember that these people are Indians that don’t really grasp US politics or media. You can say your fathers name is George Orwell and your mother’s name is Selena Gomez and they wouldn’t notice anything odd.

    • @CopyrightStruck
      @CopyrightStruck Před 3 lety +2

      You could say that you visited Disneyland in Miami, Montana hahaha
      Or that you visited the California-Texas border 😆

    • @FumeiYuusha
      @FumeiYuusha Před 3 lety +1

      @@CopyrightStruck The same is also true in the reverse too. Westerners don't know much about India either in that way....unless you're into watching Bollywood movies and interested in Indian culture, that is....So a person from India could say something random like that too, and a gullible American would believe it most likely.

    • @water9584
      @water9584 Před 3 lety

      @@FumeiYuusha The US don't know anything about other countries. Trust me, in Europe you actually DO learn something about other countries. And if you pay attention, you literally know a LOT. History, geography, politics, social and cultural stuff....this shit is kinda normal to us. Only celebrities are something we gotta deal with on our own. Our current topic is India btw.

    • @FumeiYuusha
      @FumeiYuusha Před 3 lety +1

      @@water9584 I'm from Europe, and for a long time I believed that US has the same level of education, if not better.
      Let's just say that some of the worst parts about the world I had to learn on my own. But luckily we have the internet where we can get all the information in the world, true or otherwise...

  • @Gilaffa137
    @Gilaffa137 Před 3 lety +43

    dont do drugs kids, it will ruin your life

    • @nickevershedmusic8927
      @nickevershedmusic8927 Před 3 lety +5

      Almost 20 and will never touch drugs

    • @Otzkar
      @Otzkar Před 3 lety +3

      Telling people not to take drugs will never work. It's important that if people decide to take drugs they look them up first, know all the risks accociated with them and take them responsibly.

    • @mmaybee4379
      @mmaybee4379 Před 3 lety +1

      NickEvershedMusic as long as u ain’t immature and can control it ur fine. Guess u a 🤡 tho

    • @GabrielAlcala956
      @GabrielAlcala956 Před 3 lety +1

      I do a ton of drugs and look at me now!

    • @hungryhikaru
      @hungryhikaru Před 3 lety

      Drugs aren't the only thing that's ruining life, sometimes loneliness can also ruin your and other people's life

  • @adeball
    @adeball Před 3 lety +45

    "How do you instantiate an array in c++?" Hacker: "What are you saying?!?"

    • @louistournas120
      @louistournas120 Před 3 lety +2

      He doesn't understand much. Can't answer a single question.

  • @getinthecar3624
    @getinthecar3624 Před 3 lety +35

    This is real...I wonder if he's the guy that hacked my sons ruinscape account at least 6-7 times. Oh wait,that was his 10 yr old cousin.

  • @miladhasani4441
    @miladhasani4441 Před 3 lety +45

    Idk but your videos are like sleeping pills for me, I play one and listen till I fall asleep😁 good job man.

    • @ericlindesay1459
      @ericlindesay1459 Před 3 lety +13

      Can't tell if this is a compliment or an insult

    • @libe3846
      @libe3846 Před 3 lety +2

      I do the exact same! funny

    • @peagames2002
      @peagames2002 Před 3 lety +1

      I myself fall asleep with Project Zomboid playthroughs, ngl. At least he has something that helps him fall asleep.

    • @MirelaVogue
      @MirelaVogue Před 3 lety +8

      Same. I found his voice calming cuz other vloggers and streamers scream like crazy thinking loud is funny

    • @joshuanorris5860
      @joshuanorris5860 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ericlindesay1459 lol yee i thought it was insult at first too xD
      On a side note these "hackers" sound like they are high on sleeping pills, or rather low. Lol

  • @krab1791
    @krab1791 Před 3 lety +27

    He doesn’t want to F with Club Penguin 😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
    I’m dying laughing.

  • @petarnikolov3227
    @petarnikolov3227 Před 3 lety +11

    "How often do you scam people?" - the destruction after the prolonged humiliation! I love it! Excellent choice for closing Kitboga! Keep up the the entertaining scammer destruction. You're incredible!

  • @leftybdm
    @leftybdm Před 3 lety +22

    When the teacher in grade school asks a question in class the to kid that has no idea what's going on and he is trying to come up with an answer

  • @kingofthehills34
    @kingofthehills34 Před 3 lety +124

    I’m so early I had to “wait a moment” for the comments to load.

  • @soultosoul6645
    @soultosoul6645 Před 3 lety +18

    Edna should solicit hackers to hack Mildred’s computer for that “secret ingredient” in Millie’s Swedish Meatballs (Meh Meatballs IMO) she always brings to the church fellowship & everyone raves about, overshadowing her Edna’s Famous Four Ingredient Organic Flourless Fat Free Oven Baked Fried Chicken. 😂👍

  • @gsxrsquid
    @gsxrsquid Před 3 lety +8

    If these are dark web hackers I feel a lot more comfortable about the safety of my data

  • @ajaxlewis7664
    @ajaxlewis7664 Před 3 lety +156

    Refreshing hearing a different accent.

  • @tibebeselasiemehari7503
    @tibebeselasiemehari7503 Před 3 lety +70

    "for SQL injections, what size syringes do you use?" lmao

  • @raoulduke8720
    @raoulduke8720 Před 3 lety +37

    "it was not like a school school school school"

  • @floydframpton
    @floydframpton Před 3 lety +14

    He’s uncomfortable because he was using Windows 95’ instead of 98’.

  • @kristinaiskrazzy
    @kristinaiskrazzy Před 3 lety +43

    "It wasn't like a *school, scoo scoo scoo schoollll* " 5:02 mans is rappin

  • @pearlsbeforeswine60
    @pearlsbeforeswine60 Před 3 lety +34

    Mr Mumbles The Hacker. Who needs consonants?

    • @RHR-221b
      @RHR-221b Před 3 lety +1

      o ee ooa? 😎

    • @riamisu
      @riamisu Před 3 lety +1

      @@RHR-221b bing bing walla walla bing bang

  • @johnathonhytry6651
    @johnathonhytry6651 Před 3 lety +12

    The thing that got me the most is when he struggled with figuring out what LAN was.

  • @BlockchainTravel
    @BlockchainTravel Před 3 lety +30

    Reminds me of my first programming job interview

    • @spyscy
      @spyscy Před 3 lety

      That’s rough buddy 😹😹

    • @ArtemusXi
      @ArtemusXi Před 3 lety

      Definitely the question about instantiating arrays. lol

    • @paintedcrow
      @paintedcrow Před 3 lety +3

      @@ArtemusXi "cAn YoU iNvErT a BiNaRy TrEe?"
      "I thought this position was for front-end web development?"
      "Well CAN YOU?"

    • @tiralu
      @tiralu Před 3 lety

      True.. some of mine where excactly the same as well LUL

  • @NeckRomancer
    @NeckRomancer Před 3 lety +63

    For some reason the way these guys talk triggers me. Like reaches deep into my soul and brings out all the frustration. I have no clue why, but I can't stand listening to them.

    • @adolin.kholin
      @adolin.kholin Před 3 lety +4

      as someone with misophonia i feel this 😅

    • @charlesn.2881
      @charlesn.2881 Před 3 lety +7

      @@adolin.kholin you probably shouldn't eat soup while using the phone.

    • @adolin.kholin
      @adolin.kholin Před 3 lety +1

      Charles N. wow, a joke about a mental disorder, and not even a funny one, good job!

    • @turoreal
      @turoreal Před 3 lety +4

      @@charlesn.2881 I laughed at that joke haha

    • @99krispin
      @99krispin Před 3 lety

      Juniper Honey snowflake

  • @jeremyroastscoffee2495
    @jeremyroastscoffee2495 Před 3 lety +6

    Pretty dope to see you posting more often. I've been watching these for a couple of years and turning people onto how addictive your channel is to binge-watch

  • @VolatileHunter2
    @VolatileHunter2 Před 3 lety +8

    The subtitles are crazy 😂👍
    5:11 " it wasn't like a schools cruise call"

  • @climatectrl3350
    @climatectrl3350 Před 3 lety +9

    Did one of those guys just basically go "I grew up in India so you know I'm legit"

  • @NerdnetCA
    @NerdnetCA Před 3 lety +2

    "What's the fastest way to format my video card, FAT32 or rundll?" - I did tech support for 6 years, and I got a lot of infuriatingly pointless questions, but that one would have sent me over the edge.
    Also: Omicron Perseii 8 ?? You're killing me!

  • @maskedamender
    @maskedamender Před 3 lety +37

    You are one of my favorite scambaiters that I can literally click the like button (like I just did now) even five seconds into your video just because already I liked that you put another video out!!! and out of all the times I've done that with your amazing videos I have literally never had to click the like button back off!!! Okay got to go now I'm only 5 seconds into your video and I want to watch the rest now!!! lol

  • @Zeroshiki
    @Zeroshiki Před 3 lety +65

    I remember being a freshman in high school 10 years ago, 2010-ish. I might be misremembering but, I feel like smartphones weren't that .. idk mainstream yet ? At the very least, not to be hacking into ? I had a Sidekick, the one that slid up the screen to show a keyboard beneath it but, still had a half-way decent touch screen. It wasn't a current day smartphone, that's for sure.

    • @Mr.Rogers91
      @Mr.Rogers91 Před 3 lety +6

      I kinda miss the simplicity of the sidekick and the Blackberry.

    • @oceangrove4983
      @oceangrove4983 Před 3 lety +2

      "hi i'm zeroshiki and this is my TED talk"

    • @meemilie4732
      @meemilie4732 Před 3 lety +1

      The only mainstream technology piece I remember from that early was the iPod touch 6th gen back in 2013

    • @cheese..wizard
      @cheese..wizard Před 3 lety +12

      I graduated in 2010. I remember halfway thru senior year my buddy pulled out the original Droid, it had a slide out keyboard similar to the sidekick, and that shit blew my mind apparently since I still remember that moment so clearly. Thanks Yuri

    • @prairiepanda
      @prairiepanda Před 3 lety +4

      Apparently Instagram started in 2010...but I certainly don't remember anyone using it back then

  • @betterbetty3542
    @betterbetty3542 Před 3 lety +16

    “Ok, so language is something you use...”
    I love Nevaeh!!

  • @sakuuwaaabeeshpwoo6777
    @sakuuwaaabeeshpwoo6777 Před 3 lety +9

    LAN has so many definitions it's so hard to remember then all

    • @uppymcdowny58
      @uppymcdowny58 Před 3 lety +1

      You really asking me that simple question?

  • @jake6112
    @jake6112 Před 3 lety +8

    4:32 "They actually rutted with my thumbs."
    6:15 "The pants are gone??"
    7:50 "I use that to loot some harps"
    12:57 "I actually make cheese, oh, and lean eggs are part of the system."
    14:51 "Yeah, I'm from Leatherhead."

    • @aprilleerose
      @aprilleerose Před 3 lety +1

      That’s pretty much what my captions said too lol

    • @TheCumberCoIlective
      @TheCumberCoIlective Před 3 lety +1

      I cannot unhear them this way now. Thanks for that

  • @Holek2
    @Holek2 Před 3 lety +6

    "For SQL injection what kind of syringe size do you use?" - like what the hell, why do they flout these questions?

  • @swordcrafted
    @swordcrafted Před 3 lety +24

    Kitboga upload at evening/night: Kalm
    Kitboga upload at morning/afternoon: Panik

  • @mikecronis
    @mikecronis Před 3 lety +2

    TCP has a handshake, UDP "shoves it right in". Ahem.
    Bubblesort: if x < y, move y up one, next x and add 1 to counter. Repeat. Resent counter when list is done. If counter=0 then done
    Me? Gosh, I know.. Logo and um... C64 Basic.. and er..
    Greatest skills? Napoleon Dynamite skills.

  • @starchaser2489
    @starchaser2489 Před 3 lety +17

    I used Linux in our company. We had at that time 3,000+ people logged in. I went to our Mail room (not my desk one) and logged in. I knew the system and words to use. Next to the terminal was "A Linux book for dummy's" (mail room dummy's), on page 3 was "Wall". I typed "Wall" then "test", the phone rang and our "System Controller" said my name "What did you do"? I said Page 3 said "Wall", so I tried it? 3,000 people just saw a "split screen and the word test on the right screen". Linda was pissed she didn't read the "Book for Dummy's" and said "I need to remove this command", likely she got a phone call too. I was laughing for weeks, so glad I only said "Test", no one called me in, HAHA. And before this all happened a 14 year old boy hacked our message board, leaving his comments after he read weeks of our postings. Linda was responsible for this too. Crazy Day's back then, but what fun it was. So what company was this? My avatar I use should give you the clue. Where did Linda find another job you ask? Well she worked for "Mythbusters" and is listed the in the credits - associate producer / coordinating producer / producer (193 episodes, 2004-2014)
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    • @user-xj3qx4di3e
      @user-xj3qx4di3e Před 3 lety

      Thats awesome

    • @jonaha6101
      @jonaha6101 Před 3 lety +1

      I would read but cnat be bothered and I hope u copy pasted that thumbs up cos that would've taken hours if u didnt

    • @Otzkar
      @Otzkar Před 3 lety +1

      Line breaks aren't continuous from PC to mobile you need to be a better hacker

    • @starchaser2489
      @starchaser2489 Před 3 lety

      @@jonaha6101 ascii art, it takes a little bit of clean-up to make it work here on CZcams.

    • @starchaser2489
      @starchaser2489 Před 3 lety

      @Joe Al Discovery channel, whats your question?

  • @zendakk
    @zendakk Před 3 lety +4

    It's always weird how these amateurs think they can get away with the act in this day and age. Until the ~mid 90's perhaps, you could. But the relative amount of people since then with at least a sufficient understanding of CS / IT has grown to the point where you're not gonna impress anyone with outrageous claims and fabricated tech-babble.

  • @iilej3749
    @iilej3749 Před 3 lety

    I really like educational value in these. Like every time you asked a question I was trying to answer them aswell.
    The hackers beat me to it every time though

  • @themostterriblegamer
    @themostterriblegamer Před 3 lety

    Love these videos so much. Whenever I'm experiencing insomnia I pop one on and just let autoplay take me to sleep with angry scammers. It's such a sweet lullaby

  • @brianconroy7514
    @brianconroy7514 Před 3 lety +5

    Your a Legend keep up the good work kit!

    • @-JackER
      @-JackER Před 3 lety +3

      you're*

    • @brianconroy7514
      @brianconroy7514 Před 3 lety +3

      @@-JackER I know auto correct is a bitch

    • @adamms96
      @adamms96 Před 3 lety

      @@-JackER you really have no life huh? lol

  • @FrightShark
    @FrightShark Před 3 lety +12

    My man needs to spit out the jellybeans while he's talking I can't understand a god damn word he's saying

  • @Pathos312
    @Pathos312 Před 3 lety +1

    OK, this you should continue doing. It's hilarious and interesting to see what they actually do and don't know. I also love when they exclaim; "The whaaa?".

  • @maxinecalyptus1639
    @maxinecalyptus1639 Před 3 lety +1

    Above all know that you are valuable!! Thanks Kit

  • @afterglowflux7455
    @afterglowflux7455 Před 3 lety +7

    This guy made my brain hurt with how slurred his words were. I couldn't understand half the things he said.

  • @bradleytaniguchi1187
    @bradleytaniguchi1187 Před 3 lety +8

    I wonder how kit would react if one of these "hackers" started explaining, in great detail, the answer to every one of his questions.

    • @TheCumberCoIlective
      @TheCumberCoIlective Před 3 lety +1

      That would have been awesome ngl. And the reaction probably would have been priceless. I thought he was gonna bust an organ trying not to crack up during this one

  • @Veloc1
    @Veloc1 Před 3 lety

    This vid helped so much with my Comp Sci final, thank you!

  • @franks99d
    @franks99d Před 3 lety

    Kitboga with the content, something to listen to later cooool

  • @takanuva456
    @takanuva456 Před 3 lety +3

    Your job description at 18:30 sounds like 90% of entry level programming job descriptions

  • @tree4318
    @tree4318 Před 3 lety +8

    "One of the guys I talked to uses 98"

  • @SICresinwrks
    @SICresinwrks Před 3 lety

    Kitboga uploading on my birthday, this makes the day better

  • @arkfitness1151
    @arkfitness1151 Před 3 lety

    Omg I love this interview please make 2 part

  • @jorgemtds
    @jorgemtds Před 3 lety +5

    FAT32 to format a video card memory. Very good one! 😂😂😂

  • @breakingaustin
    @breakingaustin Před 3 lety +39

    You should have had an actual programmer as well to compare how the questions SHOULD have been answered.

    • @TheCumberCoIlective
      @TheCumberCoIlective Před 3 lety

      That would have been awesome

    • @ArtemusXi
      @ArtemusXi Před 3 lety +12

      What does LAN stand for?
      Local Area Network
      How do you instantiate an array in C++?
      int arr[2] = {1,2}
      What's your favorite distro for Linux?
      Ubuntu but Kali Linux has a lot of "hacker-esque" tools out of the box
      What's the difference between bubble sort and merge sort?
      I haven't had to do this stuff since college but bubble sort loops through a list and compares two adjacent values and arranges them in order. It'll continue to loop through this list until it finds it's in proper order. Merge divides a list in two, then divides those by two, and so on until the entire list is broken down into single item arrays. Then begins to compare the values and puts them in the proper order then combines them. It'll repeat this process until it results it's the original list in a sorted order.
      Say some languages that you know..
      Java, JavaScript, NodeJs, Python, C, Perl and a I do a lot of bash scripting.
      The difference between UDP and TCP
      The main difference is TCP is lossless meaning data transferred over this protocol is validated to have been received before the next piece is sent (think when you download a file, every bit of information has to be transferred or else the file will not be complete and thus corrupt) This is the benefit of TCP, to guarantee that data is transferred in the correct order and to it's entirety. You use it when receiving every piece of data is CRUCIAL i.e. downloading files. UDP on the other hand doesn't care if data is transferred, it'll continue to send packets even if the last piece wasn't confirmed, this is why UDP is used for voice and video like on Skype or Zoom. You ever noticed someone cuts out when theres a bad connection but then it returns? This is because UDP continues to send data whether or not the last piece of data was received successfully.
      I'm using high level terms here to get the point across, this can all be very complicated if you dive into it. I'm a software developer of 7 years.

    • @vio3366
      @vio3366 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ArtemusXi Good answer!!

    • @paintedcrow
      @paintedcrow Před 3 lety +11

      TCP: Knock knock!
      Client: Who's there?
      TCP: Packet!
      Client: Packet who?
      TCP: Packet 1, are you ready for 2?
      UDP: Knock knock!
      Client: Who's there?
      UDP: Packet!
      Client: Pa--
      UDP: Packet packet packet packet packet packet packet packet pack--
      *this is just a dumb joke, but it's traditional--someone had to make it.

    • @breakingaustin
      @breakingaustin Před 3 lety

      @@ArtemusXi Nicely done!

  • @MICKEYbrm13
    @MICKEYbrm13 Před 3 lety

    I am so sorry it's taken me so long to find your channel, but it is one of the greatest discoveries of 2020.

  • @chase15a
    @chase15a Před 3 lety

    I love these educational/informational videos so much. Omg lol

  • @koriakinides
    @koriakinides Před 3 lety +12

    Just for the record - Kit Boga in Polish means something like "God's BullS..t"? And actually Kit may be colloquially
    translated as lie, hoax, fraud or ... scam - so Kit Boga is more or less God's Scam
    ...

    • @kpr4225
      @kpr4225 Před 3 lety +1

      This is a total conincidence, but I came to the same exact conclusion in another video comment section of his and I'm just happy someone else noticed this as well!

  • @TechNationTutorials
    @TechNationTutorials Před 3 lety +11

    Lol I'm putting that on my LinkedIn "Senior Half-Stack Developer"

    • @justynak.6686
      @justynak.6686 Před 3 lety

      Don't forget about front/back/side-end xD

    • @3.k
      @3.k Před 3 lety +1

      @@justynak.6686 When watching the vido, I thought that side-end is a nice euphemism for hacking, actually. xD

    • @charljrhode2
      @charljrhode2 Před 3 lety

      Side end was my favourite

  • @arkfitness1151
    @arkfitness1151 Před 3 lety

    KiT you amazing when it comes to expose scammers keep the good work 👍👍👍👍

  • @bentec1701
    @bentec1701 Před 3 lety

    Recently starting watching Love your videos, great content good to see these clowns getting some back. You have a good heart 👍👍👍

  • @captainLoknar
    @captainLoknar Před 3 lety +3

    This is hilarious when you actually know IT. Trust me it's one of the best Kitboga videos.
    These guys are less than high school level IT knowledge. They pretend and use gibberish to hide their ignorance.
    Obviously they resort to scamming because they can't get a legit job.

    • @A_Ducky
      @A_Ducky Před 3 lety

      I don't know anything about IT and it's still one of the most epic videos ever. Sküle & bubble sort.

  • @mattcastillo223
    @mattcastillo223 Před 3 lety +5

    Kit: Bubble sort
    Hacker: “bulbasaur..........bulbasaur?”
    Kit: NO not bulbasaur!! 😂🤣

  • @chrisbarber8973
    @chrisbarber8973 Před 3 lety +1

    it makes me so happy to see kitboga actually has tech knowledge and isn't just asking random irrelevant questions, that hes able to actually ask stupid simple questions that ANY "hacker" would know off the top of their head without missing a beat.

  • @theravenpirate4744
    @theravenpirate4744 Před 3 lety

    I love your interview process