The Only People You Can’t Joke About In Australia... Aboriginals | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy
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- čas přidán 5. 10. 2019
- What up people. This clip is from my Sydney, Australia show. We were told that there’s one group of people in Australia that no one makes jokes about, aboriginals. They’re the indigenous people of Australia. Now I don’t think it would be fair if I went all the way to Oz and made fun of everyone except them... INDULGE!
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#AndrewSchulz #StandUp #Comedy - Komedie
My cousin was immigrating to Australia.
Aussie IM officer: "Do you have a criminal record?"
My cousin: "Is that still a requirement?"
good one. I wonder what an Ocker in a country pub would say if you told him that one.
LOL! Now that's funny right there!
😂😂😂😂😂✅
My grandfather fell out of his cradle laughing at that one!
@@splitpitch he woulda heard it years ago like you should have if you're aussie
Man this guy doesn't even have jokes and kills...he literally just tells people about his day lol
Vadaski FACTS it’s such an art.. there’s a beauty to it
"A comic says funny things; a comedian says things funny." :)
So true dude!!! He even just disses his audience. 🤣🤣
@Casper Gomez bruh. there are better comics, this guy doesnt touch em. If you want this level of comedy you can just hang out with some friends
@@tumultuousforce6204 people dont have guy friends to trash and hang out with these days lmao that's why they turn to andrew
Australia: you can’t joke about these people
Andrew Schulz: *laughs in dolphin*
Matthew Hampton this comment is underrated AF lol
This comment ahahahahhahahahaha
I literally read this as 2:10 hit with the laugh 😅
Bruhhhh his laugh is GOAT he enjoys it as much as the audience
Matthew Hampton this comment is good OMG Schulz has to pin this 😂😂
australia: you can't joke about this here
andrew: actually if you think about it ...
I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE!
we actually dont give a fuck about anything over here
wow very original
@@freerider8737 now THAT does not really prove anything in and of itself, seeing how you are basically just a bunch of ex-cons.
Ali Baba and your point is what? also im half abbo so only half con. plus we arent racist like you lot so we have so many different ethnic groups here 😘
As an aboriginal, I’ve loved your comedy for ages and this is gold mate. Don’t stop ❤️
👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾
Good man!
You have Internet Access?!
Rob Warrior you had to say that aha
Rob Warrior The majority of Aboriginal kids were taken away from their families by force from 1910 until 1970 and brought up by whites. Obviously weren’t seen as equal as they weren’t allowed to vote until 1962 and there was a white Australian policy until the early 70s where no blacks could enter the country from overseas/abroad.
Man this guy is funny. The faces he makes at his own jokes makes it even better
It feels like a mini endzone celebration. He's so pleased with himself. Shit cracks me up
Mike G yea he just delivers the jokes so good lmao
Mike G you can see his eyes scoping the room to see how the audience is reacting, or scoping to see who he’s roasting next. Either way, that’s a pro.
"Black people in America dont mess with fields...they got PTSD from em...."
Man...this dude is about to dethrone all these comedians (jk but hes among the best right now). As a black man...I def think that joke was insanely witty and well crafted.
Insanely witty? C'mon. Good? Yes. Witty? Yes. Insanely witty, thus genius or pretty close to it? No. Just...no. Pretty conventional US-style race joke, actually.
Easily impressed or what
Maq fuck society
@@maqwet4643 this is not true at all
@@cameronfrith9346 soooo true.
Been to Australia. These jokes were so well done.
jambofi i love here and yes they are
that a steak joke ?
Everyone hes been to Australia ....he must be legit😂😂
Canada’s the same
You sound like a proper authority to validate Aboriginals jokes.
I'm Aboriginal and I just love your comedy 🤣 nothing but laughs from you honestly brother... Nothing but love and respect 🖤💛❤️
It was a mistake trying to eat and drink while watching this.
@@tkthrowback2345 Haha WTF
@@tkthrowback2345 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@tkthrowback2345 are you delusional
I’m ur 1k like
1:45 “that was like seeing a beeper again” 😭😭 Andrew don’t stop with the jokes
Bahaha
Fro bak fursdy
Australia: You can't joke about Aboriginals
Andrew: Hold my Goon wine
Goon sack*
Jayden Archie he says goon wine in the bit, but it’s not right. Aussies say goon bag cause no cunt wants to suggest they’re drinking from a sack, goon or otherwise.
@@instantgratificationm8190 "Goon bag" around these parts bruvva.
Ash Chaya Uncle Mosey around here brus 😂
@@ashchaya7676 beat me to it
He said black guy on the grass, he is being tackled😂😂
I cried at that whole part.😂😂
@Blokka Nokka Broo😂😂👌
That was amazing
@@ifektivenigerian1532 dude you look like deji
Good stuff 😂😂
I feel like dolphins and Andrew speak the same language. His laugh sounds just like a dolphin !
Yeah like a dolphin having an orgasm
Anyone: You can’t joke about this
Andrew: BET
trashy._.potata black entertainment television
Nobody watches that anymore
Vwap Trader2019 ppfttt
@@zoey_lotus I don't understand what you're trying to communicate here
Vwap Trader2019 i’m laughing at you’re joke
well, if you think about it...
I’m black and I love your black jokes, they are thought out and it shows you actually know the history, it’s not racist. If you pay attention he just telling you what we went through👀
I like how you call it "goon wine" and not just "goon"
Who the fuck drinks goon here? Every Pansy here that's who. Gotta go for a VB on tap. Shit is fuckin gold
It's for the American audience who probably wouldn't know what goon was. In America, a goon is someone Batman beats up before he can fight the Joker.
@some random guy yeah emu fucken sucks, so does 4x. I'll go for me trusty 150 lashes.
some random guy don’t throw us under with west end, Coopers ale house makes the true SA beers
@some random guy You'll find more VB in NSW than Victoria.
Andrew has ALWAYS been tapped into the culture he's playing at.
Some of his jokes are a bit extreme for me, but I LOVE that aspect of him.
A TRUE professional comedian.
Trade! stop being a bitch , its just jokes
What a little pussy. Bit extreme? This world is going to shit.
Lol @ all the people replying to this comment making fun of the original poster even though he clearly praised Andrew. Not all jokes are for everyone. I personally love Andrew and his jokes aren't extreme to me, but I ain't gonna expect everyone to react the way I do.
I thought these jokes were o.k. In fact they were pretty tame compared to the actually racist jokes about aboriginal people most Aussies will have heard at some point in their lives.
“jokes are a bit extreme for me”
Lol. Uppity wanker.
I'm Aboriginal and that shit is so true about the park 😂😂
Streuth
Paddy O'Yakkin that’s how you know he is aboriginal, his mum was drunk on goon , and just said the same shit twice!
Blah these days don't you only need 5% aboriginal in you to claim all the benefits and waltz round claiming you're aboriginal?
@@obs4281 do you wear a silly hat and claim your Blippi?
@@yeahnah6089 Yeah course I do, I'm actually off to get a lobotomy as I type believe it or not
love how he still clearly has respect for indigenous mobs while joking, you can tell there's no prejudice/racism in what he's saying and feels. he didn't have a dig directly at indigenous peoples and kept it upbeat. love his stufffff
'give them cheese and crackers, theyre French' im laughing tears, rofl
“How white do you want them to be?” IM DECEASED 😂
C C read this as he said that🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Are you really deceased though. I know this is big and “in” but fuck it makes me cringe
@@timmyrobinson1589 Shame pussy, cry to your foster mum
@@b1gBud00bo1 I don’t have a foster mum, just a regular one. Don’t know why I’d cry to anybody though. The “pussy”s are the ones who use lame and cringe language like “I’m DECEASED”.
@@timmyrobinson1589 You're just mad salty for no reason, who the fuck cares what you find cringy
This whole set was brilliant. I saw him in Melbourne. One of the funniest comedians in the world right now.
Andrews such a special comic he learns the culture of wherever he goes and is able to make unique jokes for everyone (with a sense of humour). Cant believe i missed him when he went to Toronto BALLLSS
How is he so special? It's a stereotypical joke I've heard growing up for the last 25yrs in Australia. He hasn't learnt anything about our culture, you'll see way more white people in Hyde Park having picnics drinking wine. He's a decent comic, but its such an amateur joke for a professional..
You seen his recent show from Toronto? It's on point like you say lol
The way he tied in the field joke with the vag hair was awesome.
L Sims that joke makes more sense now lol
When people tell Andrew that he cant joke about a certain thing, *HE WILL DEFINITELY MAKE A JOKE ABOUT IT*
I need to hear that full show. This guy is an absolute legend. 🇦🇺
The next biggest standup comedy artist. Coming soon 100%!
I love this bloke. It's good to see someone with balls on stage for a change.
When he said no more jokes about aboriginals, I knew he was going to tell more jokes about them. But the way he did it was so perfect, the timing so amazing, that I still laughed my ass off even though I knew it was coming.
"Relaxing in a park drinking wine"
Lmao, that's one way to put it.
The Aussie media might just go off at you for these jokes
Good thing they’re mostly a joke in themselves
Why would he care what the Australia media says about him though?
The fucking Project would have a 40 minute special about imported hate. Hahahahaha
@@ericag5346 He won't, but unfortunately us Aussies could be told by our fucked-up 'journalists' how evil he is for daring to talk about something he has simply observed.
@@beardedbjorn5520 Don't you lot throw your hissy fits over immigrants because of "imported hate" and "White genocide"? 😂😂😂
I'm from Australia, yeah it's mostly a joke, the whole country is the Florida of the world
As an Australian, I wish more people would make these jokes.
They do. That's called being racist..if you're not a professional comedian 😉 Emphasis on Professional. Lol
@@Leddius No. Its not. Its called telling a joke. U are the only one rdy for labelling: Idiot.
As an Australian or as an indigenous Australian?
You mean, as an Australian or as an economic refugee?
Are you saying that indigenous Australians are refugees?
Wtf. Way too many comments like:
"Australia: ...
Andrew: ..."
Absolutely no one:
Internet memes: Absolutely no one:
Welcome to memes.
Now everyone can be funny. Just take somebody else's joke & modify it slightly. Nobody else will laugh, but you can feel like a comedian for two seconds.
Will Pack you sound old
Dude I know....these like "trendy" fuckin meme comment joke formats are getting so fucking old man. Just fucking STOP!!! Just let one be funny on its own and then move on and think up some original shit yourself if you wanna make a funny post!!! Holy shit I'm starting to hate the internet...
@@DeathProof392 Doesn't he though?!?lol And I mean I actually do completely agree with what he said to though, but God damn if he doesn't sound 40 years old!
Gotta say, its pretty damn impressive to be able to come up with genuinely funny jokes just by going around, surveying a new city and writing stuff as you go. You probably have a high IQ, eh Andrew? Wishing you more success my brother.
My guess is he talks to alot of locals and actually listens to them.
Andy with a Pumas shirt, Argentina's national rugby team !! Vamooo viejooo
No sé si sabe que es de los pumas jajajaja
Wow, I take my hat off to you sir. Didn't think anyone would make an Aboriginal joke in public.
That profile pic you got there is bloody awesome.
It's a weird world we live in, where every race can be made fun of except for one.
@@ThaCyNiQ Lol which is that?
@@srprogression.0982 wyt ppl
@@ThaCyNiQ what you talking about about heaps of comedians make white jokes
"They're not letting me back here."
He knows how to break boundaries, but still, saying that implies that he is cautious nevertheless.
And that's the problem we're facing with this "cancel culture". Whenever a comedian is afraid to say something out of fear of being cancelled, that's a red line.
You're reading too much into this
I don't think this has anything to do with being afraid of the cancel culture. I think this just proves that Andrew's a master at saying "yeah I crossed a line, so what?" without sounding like an asshole.
@@JiihaaS There shouldn't be any limits to comedy - that's my point. If you get offended by comedy, you're a grim, dull person who doesn't enjoy life.
@@keepingitwild5994 sure, but I just think Andrew isn't necessarily a great example for this point.
@@JiihaaS It is the greatest example to make such a point, as he doesn't care much other than doing jokes - and good quality stuff. If comedians like him are feeling it, then you know the morality police has taken over.
Fukin funny shit mate! Real comedy nothing should b off topic. Keep it up 👍
Why is he wearing a Argentina rugby jersey?
Level 200 trolling
Creo que sí, comenté lo mismo bro
Only obvious to astute comedy fans like yourself. 👍
@@facundomiranda3391 And a taco taco burrito to you sir.
BlueOzzie te mamaste bro
@@kjeezy2990 Speedy gonzales bro
Crazy. I’ve been following this dude since 2011 and now he’s finally becoming a superstar. He’s awesome.
Andrew always has that fresh jokes lmao
He's a master at stepping on lines. I bet you I disagree politically with this guy on a lot, maybe everything, but holy shit he's too good and too funny. I wish him all the success, hope he keeps growing.
That’s how I felt with Bill burr .. a little same with Andrew but I like how Andrew is very culturally aware .. he makes jokes but super accurate jokes that aren’t ignorant or at the expense of said culture.. just truth love this guy hope I see get to see him in person
Australia: You can’t joke about aborigines
Cockblocker: Well, technically..
Hahaha great call back.
One of the best punchline setups in comedy history right here.
Andrew Schulz...... *a breathe of fresh air in comedy! I can see him being with the greatest like Dave Chapelle! Guy is incredible!*
I would actually rate this guy above Chapelle for sure. Every clip I see of this dude makes me laugh. Chapelle not so much. I mean it comes down to just personal preference. But yeah this dude is way too consistent.
Dude, how do you not have a comedy special? Your crowdwork is sublime, your jokes are solid, and you seem like a fun guy. Hope more people notice soon.
0:45 to 0:50 Andrew does the terminator/ improvisor scan. 😂😂 love this guy man. Master.
Australia: you cant joke about these people
Anderew: *so anyway i started roasting*
I'm Aboriginal and mate, You always got me in tears 🤣
I hope to see a show in Aus one day.
What a legend, didn't even know this guy existed. What a breath of fresh air ! Earned a new fan
Schulz has easily become my favorite standup.. his videos actually make me laugh out loud.. who would of thought, what a crazy concept.. a standup comedian that's actually funny.
PR for the club: you can't joke about aboriginals....
Andrew: hold my beer...
Dillinger Rockwell more like hold my shoe...
Fucking filthy Abo's
As an aboriginal he is hilarious😂💀 unlike every other Aussie comedian they have to have something derogatory, Andrew is completely gold😂💯👌🏽
I noticed that whenever he says the name of a place he's performing in he pronounces it just like the locals would.Mad respect for this guy
He is 100% correct about black people and fields 😂😂.
Black dude in a field back home are being tackled by a football player or police !!!
Stop perpetuating white stereotypes. Shit ain't true or funny
@@damnkp get the hell over yourself. They're jokes. If you can't laugh at them you're just pulling out the race card.
@@robkudla522 fuck you and that race card. I don't like the joke. Is that hard to understand
Rob Kudla A joke doesn’t make a ignorant statement innocent or fact. I don’t care for you humans but just thought I’d enlighten you.
@@damnkp your definitely entitled to your opinion and have every right to not like a joke but you shouldn't chastise people who do enjoy it
Yo the end killed me 😂😂
You know Schulz is doing exactly what he's "not supposed" to do 😂👌🏽
Literally watching this on Australia day lmao
Love this guy isn't scared to speak his mind because I know alot of people been thinking the same
In this rare scene the front row was spared of mercy 😂
I'm Australian and this is perfect
I didn't expect that last joke end, killed me lol
I FUCKING LOST IT with the 2 on the bush
Andrew exceeds expectations with every joke
No one is safe when this man gets on stage
From Australia. Schulz absolutely nailed it.
Andrew is one of the best out there right now. Dude is just killin it
even though he looks like the purple dude from mario; he’s kinda cute
best comment
Lol
Wario?
guitarman376 no. Waluigi
- allie - if that’s you in your profile pic drop ur insta
Schulz has mastered joke writing.
“…that was like seeing a beeper again…” omg I’m dead 😵 🤣😂☠️
Incredibly crafted joke from less than a week of observing Australian culture. Amazing!
As we say in Australia: " Wine from a bag is the best time had" or "Fruity Lexia it makes you sexier"
Andrew, any plans to come to South Africa ?
I wanna know too
we don't want him to die, thank you.
@@hassdkhits 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah keep him away from Africa.
The world's got HIV... but Africa has full blown Aids.
"South Africa is fucked."
-Jim Jefferies
I love finding comedians with a backbone. Come to the uk we are seriously short on them here.
what a legend ! i love it!
Australia: You have to stop speaking about them!
Andrew: no, i dont think i will
gojira rules
I’m Australian and too right, we all love a bloody good picnic aye! 🤣
that fashion thing with the titanic scene from the last vid its soo funny bro i died!
This is hilarious
Australia:you can't joke about these people
Andrew:hold my beer
Schulzy ripping with the argentinian rugby team sweatshirt.. this dude's got some balls!
Best stand up ever. I wanted to do stand up, saw this man, and then retired. What if I had to follow that? Can't risk it for a biscuit. Love you though, dude. Amazing. Top ten funniest dudes ever.
I'm Australian and I love this 🤣🤣
Australia needs more of this comedy
Ahhh, finally some more original content. Crowd work is hard and he pulls it off but his material is my favorite and what got me liking his work originally.
Keep up the good work, I like inapropriate but above the belt jokes
It's insane that Schultz doesn't have a special with Netflix, HBO or another streaming service, but Schaub does...
He doesnt need one, he's even said it himself that if he had took the traditional comedic route he would not be successful. Netflix, Cable and Hulu are boomer owned industries that love censorship and safety spreadsheets. These jokes hes telling would never fly with corporate tools who dont know a good joke from having a nose up their bosses asshole.
Hey all the experts are here 😂
Schultz has blossomed into one of the funniest people in America. Currently top 5 comic in the US.
That’s a stretch. Wtf is wrong with you? He’s got a way to go
Legendaire Not of all time, but of right now. Name 5 stand ups putting out better content right now
Yep Schultz and Theo Von are right there for me as my new favourite comics to watch. Learnt about both from JRE podcast and glad I have!
Joe rogan is not 1 off them
Shameless, fearless and on fuckin point, i love this dude.
Picnics 🤣😂☠️ we call family that do that long grass mob cause they really stay in the long grass we got some of thee best sense of humour big fan ❤️🔥🔥
Australia: You can't joke about aboriginals
Andrew Schulz: Turn your phone, let me show you something!
Andrew Schulz is on his way to the top.
Their not letting me back in 🤣.
Soo true, so good.
I love Andrew so why haven't I seen this one? As an Aussie i'm dying! Haha
"Goon wine"
This man is definitely not Australian and will never assimilate.
It’s a super popular brand of wine in Australia, he’s not calling aboriginals goons
@@ruckdane you call it goon, not "goon wine"
@@ruckdane Goon is Australian slang for cask wine not a brand, stop pretending to know what you're talking about cos you've got the anonymity of the internet.
After that he was hammered by 28 cans of VB and 22 bottles of bundeburg
I like how his eyes jus randomly darted like left and right for good six mins.
1:29 Arthur in the back writing jokes again
I'm Black, and I know my family hates picnics
@@maqwet4643 huh