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- As part of a new initiative to show sensitivity about domestic violence, NFL players introduce themselves before a game by the crimes they've committed. With Kyle Mooney, Chris Pratt, Jay Pharaoh, Kenan Thompson, Bobby Moynihan. [Season 40, 2014]
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“Lavar Washington, I punched a mailman, that’s federal baby”
I'm a mailman, he can get his mail at the post office😁
@@ritchietodd409 that’s fax. The people who work there are the scariest. So condescending yet not at the same time. Do I cower in fear? I don’t know...
I too watched that part of the video
"I was accused of sexual assault at THE Ohio State University" I could not stop laughing after that one !!!!
Johny Kilroy I laughed so hard
Monkey D Luffy At first glance, I thought your avatar was a Dalek. Lol.
+Johny Kilroy haha sexual assault at OSU wow that's a first....
that part had me dead lmao
Andalus101 the players always say THE (respective university) so they are making fun of that
The funniest part of this skit is Kyle Mooney being an offensive lineman.
😂
I don't know, Kenan as a safety might be funnier. (They even made him look even bigger than he was.)
I like that Kyle no matter the sketch never looks directly into the camera. His head is always moving when he talks.
I was just thinking that
Or Pete Davidson as a defensive tackle
The most underrated part here is that the Ravens punter has a white-collar crime.
Edit: This became way funnier when I learned that Russell Erxleben, a Saints first-round pick as a kicker, was convicted of fraud due to running a Ponzi scheme, and Sebastian Janikowski faced charges of bribery and illegal possession of drugs.
Punters aren’t really football players. :)
Sludge yes they are
@@jennyconing1917 In name only.
@@sludge4125 Pat McAfee wants a word with you.
Ec, Pat is about the closest thing to a football player there is.
There’s probably a few others, too.
"That's federal baby" I died...😂😂
Nice sports teams.
Yeah I was like " holy fuck ".
THE DOLPHINS!?!?!!?!!
Cards and Blues lets gooooo
Braggin about staying at club fed 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
"Kendrick Douglas, I hit my wife."
"I'm his wife and I hit his ass back!"
DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂
My favorite part! Kennan executes it perfectly. I believe it’s supposed to be a commentary on domestic abuse ala Tyreek Hill and Ray Rice?
Really? Seemed forced to me.
@@incrediblehulk3866 Yeah, and the thing is Leslie was only a writer at the time and not a cast member, so there was basically no reason to do that
I love how no-one laughed at the first bit, then the second bit got a huge round of appause 👍
That was the best joke.
I lover how everyone has a par-for-the-course scandal and then Pete's just there with "TREASON!"
I don't think "Somali Pirate" and "AMERICAN TALIBAN" are exactly par for the course.
Lies again? DBS CBS
"Jeffry Wilkins INvolountary prostitution" That tone though
What happens when a manager doesn't think their clients netting them enough cash.
"Donald Washburn : American Taliban!"
still hilarious
not tryna shit on ya comment but those americans and european born slamic state jihadis made that joke hilarious to me. even tho, a gigantic catholic nation like my home brazil also produced some of those... shit is funny because is true
Allahu Akbar
and considering pratt became a born again, american taliban fits him perfectly.
Gets me every time.
"And I'm the punter. Tax fraud."
Lmfao haha I can't even!
You LITERALLY can't even!!
*cough* found the white girl *cough*
Brian Jerry Devin Peter's sanford
Hm sounds like a white girl. Wait... why is he subscribed to so many workout channels for women?... A white girl in disguise I see..
Brian Jerry How is that even close to funny?
2:07-2:16
“Berry Jenkins: I did some weird stuff on a cruise ship.”
“Greg Watkins: I was on that cruise too. It was pretty fun.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😁
Favorite part
At least they got the pirate dude a legitimate job, so all's well.
The way that Colin says his line just makes me die every time and Michael “at THE Ohio state university”
The fact that they named Che's character Colin is too much
They were both funny I never seen them in sketch only weekend updates
"I punched a mailman, that's federal baby."
IM DYING XD
Spam
"Victor naples, whole bunch of stuff"😂😂😂😂😂
I am just excited about how excited he is.
Am I the only one that thinks Victor Naples is demolition ranch 😂
MR.MANLEYMAN lmaooo I can see that 😂😂
@@dawsonmanley3861 NO! I SAW THIS IN A COMPILATION AND WATCHED THIS VUDEO TO SEE WHO WAS HOSTING!
It was probably the moustace and the accent.
Stanford joke was truly ahead of it’s time
pringlescan81 why?
I was shook lol
But it truly was
Bray_25 ! You’re not old enough don’t ask
Nvm but damn that’s low
@@htx-brad Stanford Prison Experiment.
Pete Davidson with a Doorag is the funniest thing I have ever seen
loitering with an intent to murder 😂
Jerod S ah yes every single skit from the past 15 years has been lame, if that were the case I doubt the show would still be going 💀
Jerod S holy shit u responded quick😳, also I’m not saying that the show is good right now or that I enjoy it, I’m just saying that their are still some good skits and you’d have to be really closed minded to think every single skit is political and that their is only one liners🤷♂️
@Jerod S honestly why click on and watch a video to a show you hate? Just to talk shit? Jesus dude go outside
Why do you stooge's & idiot's complain about SNL after clicking on knowing full well what it is.
I love Colin and Michael in skits
This one and the skit with the rap song with too many people are the only skits I know they're a part of
Yes
I love how enthusiastic the punter was about tax fraud 😂
favorite quote "i haven't done anything yet, but I'm gonna."
Really? Better than “i sent a picture of my ding-dong to Michelle Obama
I punched a mail man. Thats federal baby
"And I'm the punter. Tax Fraud." LOL
Ayeeeee an O'Malley!!!
My favorite
"I've done nothing yet but IM GONNA"
lol
And that look on his face!!!!
Pete Davidson cracked me up when he said “treason.”
The Cocaine line was funny too especially since it was Pete
I'm sorry but Donald Washburn:American Taliban sounds like a awesome movie title lol
It very well might be someday.
I would like but there are 666 likes.
I agree
And I'm the punter! Tax fraud!
He doesn't say his name 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 no one knows the punters names, not even themselves 🤣🤣🤣🤣
FirstName LastName 😂😂😂 Have you heard of Eddy Dinero though?!
@@alexandra_9818 nah, enlighten me 💡😄
FirstName LastName Eddy Dinero is Eddy Piñeiro, the guy who made a 53-yard field goal to break a near-tie for my Bears against an away game game against the Broncos
@@alexandra_9818 🏈 $$$$ 🐻
Ya'll r on 🔥 keep it up!
0:22 “Accountability, that what the NFL is all about!”
*Laughs in concussion*
0:22 That tiny dude in the bottom right disappeared
That's some Mr. Robot-level shit right there.
Wtf?!?
Geez... you're right! Nice catch ;)
Died at "Devin Peters: Stanford"
Anton Riley can somebody explan that to me thx
Usually in starting lineups, they say what college they are from.
Temporal no... y’all are all wrong lol stanford is a school with lots of rapes
Fuck Stanford, John Smith
Stanford literally does have lots of rapes happening they just either go unreported or don’t get the attention they should
I punched a mailman... That's Federal Baby!
Tachi Plays! I cried from laughing 😂😂😂
I nearly sprayed my drink on my screen at that!
You know this skit is a perfect success when you look at the comment section and everyone has a different favorite part.
The “American Taliban” delivery did it for me!
If only us Panthers had Leslie Jones we would be undefeated every year
SHE'S A BEAST
@@PercNP only player in history to have a 1000 yard receiving and rushing game
Is your team sorely lacking an unfunny, talentless hack?
@@mariogonzalez1540 shut up Gonzalez
@@sufferationist I'd rather not. I enjoy telling the truth.
Bart Doleman: I haven't done nothing yet, but I'm gonna 😂😂😂
"Devin Peters, Stanford" that was dirty bruh
Explain
Amanda Y Stanford is one of the rapiest schools in America, especially back when this was made
T. Michael I was laughing my ass off😂😂
T. Michael complete fake news. Brock Turner is a piece of shit, but he's the only one who did it at Stanford. "rapiest schools in America" you do realize this video was made in 2014, and Brock Turner did his assault in 2015?
John Smith *FAKE NEWSSSSSSSSSSS*
Colin: “And I’m the punter! TAX FRAUD!” 😂😂
funniest thing to me is all these guys playing the wrong positions for their respective body types. haha
That bothered me. Smh. Oh, and the skit sucked.
Keenan at safety 😂
@@calebdixon6082 yeah, no. lol. safeties have to have speed and strength.
Based
@@calebdixon6082 They also had Keenan on the O-Line and at Tight End. Those are closer.
People who are saying it's a rip off of Key and Peele don't get the joke. Key and Peele was about the names of the players. This skit is lampooning the ridiculous crime records of many of the players, especially on violence (Pac man jones, chris brown tribute was a great touch).
They just put a slight spin on it so they could pretend they weren't stealing
UFG Vrgil how the heck is that a slight spin, its a completely different sketch.
*****
these are intros that Sunday Night Football does. The players state their name and the college they attended. Key and Peele used that to make a joke about player names and SNL are using it to make fun of something else. If you'd ever seen Sunday night football on NBC you would know this
The real difference is that the Key and Peele skit was fucking hilarious, this one, not so much.
longhorns13192 k&p had someone's intro like " Jamie Jamie Jamie.. THE Ohio state university" I love Ohio state but that was funny AF ( I said this to help prove your comment about them making fun of names lol )
I laughed so hard at the part were he was talking about how there were no punishments for the players, so true.
+Kian Gibson -- Unless they maybe might have heard that some footballs maybe might have been deflated a little bit.
1:19 Colin acting like "HEY IM APART OF SOMETHING" 😂😂
Kendrick Douglas: I Hit my Wife
Ms. Kendrick Douglas: And i'm his wife i hit his ass back
that to me was the best part of this sketch
Agreed.
Joshua Riccio lmao so true
Best part was the special tribute to Pacman Jones.
@El Guapo Get back to your Alex Jones you insecure closeted little boy.
@@supergluehotty why are you using gay as an insult?
lmao "Donald Washburn, American Taliban!"
Juggalo972 Mp
Stupid
Juggalo972 haaaa
Ooh the tea party then ..
I had to replay that like 5 times cus i was laughing too hard.
Hey, look! It's Key and Pe- wait...
yup my thoughts exactly
nigga u dumb
Steven F Hey look, it's that guy who embarrassed himself posting an aggressive pro-gun rant in response to a joke he didn't get. Good to see you again!
CZcams. The land of butthurt.
so true
Wendell Jones: "I love cocaine" 😂
unironically “marvin ingram” later became mark ingram
It also reminds me of the Chargers Melvin Ingram
Willie Sampson -> Willie Snead
And played for the Ravens
“...Greg Watkins. I was on that cruise too it was pretty fun.”
"I punched a mailman, that's federal baby."
You can *feel* the tension in the audience when he says "I hit my wife"
And all the tension is realeased when the wife says she hit him back
Too liberal an audience. Southern girls know how to absorb that two piece Canelo combination. 🤣
@@manaharav Better than being too republican.
@@Hellwyck take a joke
That Pacman Jones reference at the end probably flew over so many people's heads
LOL And I'm his wife, I hit his ass back! LMAO! That killed me! xDD
Same
Just like Ray Rice hit back his fiancé?
Banana Man just like Chris Brown hit Rihanna back? 😏
That's what I would've done.
Awesome Sauce Yulia shows the awful state society is in right now. You must be a feminist.
"And I hit his ass back" imagine if they switched guy and girl roles. bet people wouldn't be laughing at that
+Connor Johanson I thought his point was quite obvious. He is saying that people would be very, VERY offended if the roles were switched. Also, in no way was he defending spouse abuse. It seems as though he was just highlighting that domestic abuse is not right, no matter who hits who.
+Paul Fatosin exactly
+Paul Tindall should have had her in a uniform too..like team mates...now that woulda been extra funny
Oh shut the fuck up nigga
+1n4r0m5d1.m31 so if your wife threatens to punch u and actually fight ur just gonna sit there like a little bitch
I’m the punter! Tax Fraud!😂🤣
J Welsh lol
Lmfao Colin saying
"I'm the punter! Tax fraud!"
"I haven't done nothing yet, but I'm gonna 👀" sketchy ass Bart doleman bahaha
This skit nailed it.
Josh G nailed what? It sucked
“I was on that cruise too, it was pretty fun...”
1:03 Pete davidson is in a du rag im dying rn
I like how everyone is saying that this is a rip-off of Key & Peele. I've seen those clips and they are not the same.
K&P's were about creating ridiculous names. SNL's was a joke about all of the crimes that NFL players get away with. Totally different.
Sam Maluth Seriously, everyone is freaking out about SNL ripping off K&P. ITS NOT THE SAME SKETCH!
It is a little different but it is heavily inspired by the Key and Peele sketch so I can see why people would say that
SIMPSONS DID IT
If K&P hadn't made their skit SNLs wouldn't exist.
key and Peele isn't even funny
That cruise was the best night of my life...
“Loitering with an intent to murder” 😭💀😂
2:01 "Bart Doleman, I haven't done nothin' yet... but I'm gonna!"
edit: TYSM FOR THE LIKES
"Donald Washburn, American Taliban!"
"Welcome to Good Burger, home of the good burger, can I take your order?'
i'm the punter, tax fraud" my favorite line
This is a worse version of key and peele’s intro video
John Smith why do you need to bring politics into this? You just make it sound like you’re projecting
@@JJ-nc6qf Gross. You have a political fixation stemming from your ideological possession. Folks don't like trying to talk to people like you. Find a hobby or other interests besides "owning teh libtardz."
Y’all just gotta chill,watch and relax
@@JJ-nc6qf I can tell you have no friends and have never once in your life been invited to any social situation or gathering.
@@JJ-nc6qf Playing into that hick conservative roll a little too well, don't ya think? Also, you definitely made this comedy sketch about football into politics and you're definitely projecting.
Everyone has always complained about SNL without realizing they're no longer the target audience. They have to keep the show relevant to stay successful and I think it's great.
"Kendrick Douglas, I hit my WAIF"
"And I'm his wife, I hit his ass BACK!!"
“That’s federal baby”😭
“Devin Peters, Stanford!” Lmao
Mrs. Kendrick Douglas, I hit him back.... lol, I laughed SOOOOOO hard!!!! I LUV Leslie Jones!!!
"Whole bunch of stuff" 😁
That's... unnerving.
Easily the best one!
The best part of that was "Abaskull Sulemon, Somali Pirate" and then the way he looks at the camera. Also honorable mention to the "I OD on penis pills" I died
That panthers safety is gonna struggle in coverage especially if he's in single high cover 3 I doubt he has the range to cover numbers to numbers
His corner brought a spare Uzi in the skiff... its cool.
Many years later and this is still hilarious
2:20 his wife: she gets me everytime. hahahahaahaaahhhhhhhaazazhahahahahahabhhhassa!!assAssa
Is “involuntary prostitution” a crime?
I think he made someone be a prostitute.
That's Chris Pratt!
Depends on how much theyre paid.
@@cameronwiley9412 that's not the joke 😂
The joke is that he was forced into prostitution, and is probably being alleged as just orchestrating his own prostitution
@@spencer6207 I actually wasn't sure if it was that or the other. I feel like that's funnier though so i'll side with that.
2:12 That is one skinny linebacker.
Dude was definitely in the Vikings in 05
Even though it's a sketch, I'm still glad Chris Pratt said "Go Panthers!"
2:25 😂😂😂 *I'm dead!* 😂😂😂
I feel that a lot of you claiming this is way too close to the Key and Peele sketch don't actually know what either sketch was about. This sketch is about the fact that many football players have some kind of criminal background, or have committed felonies, and sometimes aren't held accountable for said things. The Key and Peele sketch was about the absurdity of football players' names. That's literally it. Just because both of the sketches handle football players does not mean they were copying one another.
“Victor Naples, whole bunch of stuff!”
The new people this season are amazing, so excited to see them in more sketches
Ahh right so that does happen with every new cast
"Loitering with the intent to murder" lol
"I punched the mailman. That's federal baby!" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
1:53 I was cracking up
"Whole bunch of stuff" LOL. "Involuntary prostitution" wtf LOL.
These teams could still beat the browns
Newborn babies with osteroporosis could beat the browns :'D
k
THE BROWNS WILL MAKE IT TO THE SUPER BOWL
Macaila Ridings if you mean the toilet, they still wouldn’t make it.
And the steelers
Bart Doleman I ain’t done nothing yet, but I’m gonna 😂💀 lmafo 😂😂😂
“Kyle Jeffries, manslaughter” I have been slaughtered
I love how you can tell if they’re reading a script and they have to hold a straight face but sometimes you can tell they’re about to burst out laughing
September of 2019, hits my recommend
"Wendell Jones... I love coccaine"
Pete is killing me with the facial expressions
This is easily one of my most favorite snl skits
The Baltimore Ravens didn't have a QB.
+JTR Yeah that sounds about right
+droid327 nice
+droid327 that hurts man lol
It was the starters so they needed a punter
JTR the punter was the QB
People who said they copied key and peele need to watch the video
Charlie Punsly i did and I think they did
how?
watching this 5 years later... still great!
My favorite is Bart Doleman. it's simple, to the point, and hilarious as hell!
Why they gotta do Pac-Man Jones like that😂
1:27 "Well, there have been a lot of suspensions..."
1:37 "Now will the players be discussing the punishments that they received for their offenses?" "Well, no, there weren't any."
Bart Doleman "i haven't done nothin yet, but i'm gonna 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This just gets more hilarious each time I watch. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I died when the Baltimore ravens was introduced like I love my home town team but this was funny af
Yes, me too!🤣