Jimmy Kimmel's Emmys 2016 Monologue

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  • Jimmy's opening monologue from the 2016 Primetime Emmys.
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  • @AlainBruno
    @AlainBruno Před 7 lety +1081

    He is so natural on stage.

  • @desireesuriano8702
    @desireesuriano8702 Před 7 lety +684

    Matt Damon's surprising appearance on stage with Kimmel was definitely the highlight of the 2016 Emmy's!!!!!!!!!! Well done, Matt!!!!!

    • @Nancy-wh3ji
      @Nancy-wh3ji Před 7 lety +15

      I agree. That was the highlight of the evening.

    • @hassan6216
      @hassan6216 Před 7 lety +1

      yeah a movie person lmao

    • @TylerTompkins
      @TylerTompkins Před 7 lety +8

      Totally agree! I would love to see a future movie with them. I think it could actually work.

  • @thisisleor1231
    @thisisleor1231 Před 7 lety +2217

    *Wish Matt Damon jumped on stage*

  • @mohsintahir6322
    @mohsintahir6322 Před 7 lety +3105

    Jimmy Is the beat host ever, he should host every year

  • @bryannaturnbough204
    @bryannaturnbough204 Před 7 lety +627

    No one talks to McGonagall like that, no biscuit for you, Kimmel. :P

  • @Syndor12
    @Syndor12 Před 7 lety +391

    Funny how Maggie ended up winning, again

  • @HN-nf2ui
    @HN-nf2ui Před 6 lety +139

    4:33 the girl reaction when she finds out that she's in on the camera 😂😂😂

  • @boosted2v749
    @boosted2v749 Před 7 lety +1582

    jimmy is great hes the only one of these talk show hosts along with ellen that i actually like

    • @damlayeni77
      @damlayeni77 Před 7 lety +104

      GRAHAM NORTON!!!!!!

    • @JoshJr98
      @JoshJr98 Před 7 lety +145

      TEAMCOCO

    • @illiathio
      @illiathio Před 7 lety +25

      gotta agree with you funny at the same time quirky glad people like him too oj joke not bad ellen ok

    • @GD3DGA7xROCKx13
      @GD3DGA7xROCKx13 Před 7 lety +37

      #TEAMCOCO

    • @nesniping6378
      @nesniping6378 Před 7 lety +1

      He sucks Hillary's Cliton and is an overall dick. Conan and Fallon are better

  • @Lylasasa
    @Lylasasa Před 7 lety +44

    OMG I died when Aziz and Ty hugged each other though - I love them both sooo much

  • @RogersBase
    @RogersBase Před 7 lety +139

    I was laughing so hard at the Mark Burnett bit. Definitely the funniest moment of the night.

    • @vintagegoldenage
      @vintagegoldenage Před 3 lety +4

      god i feel like he was probably embarrassed:/ and this was before the election!

  • @TylerTompkins
    @TylerTompkins Před 7 lety +73

    This may have been my favorite Emmy's ceremony I've ever seen. Jimmy Kimmel was a fantastic host and should just host everything forever from now on.

  • @sadafalam3530
    @sadafalam3530 Před 7 lety +35

    Kimmel is the perfect host for the Emmys

  • @0nekhmerXViet
    @0nekhmerXViet Před 7 lety +168

    Jimmy Kimmel is the best at roasting hahaha

  • @StayFrost224
    @StayFrost224 Před 7 lety +164

    They cut out Cuba's deadpan... Wish they filmed it more haha.

  • @EvaGreenFanPennyDreadful
    @EvaGreenFanPennyDreadful Před 7 lety +16

    That was a very good monologue. Well done, Jimmy. Had me glued the entire time and wanting more.

  • @mariah9231
    @mariah9231 Před 7 lety +82

    The Maggie Smith joke had me rolling on the floor laughing especially when the presenters announced that she won.

  • @DayzieCat1
    @DayzieCat1 Před 7 lety +135

    "Crumpet muncher" LMAO

  • @crunk4124
    @crunk4124 Před 7 lety +478

    4:12
    Jimmy's nervous lol
    ''Melarrrria'' (Melania)
    haha - who can blame him

  • @Nameless-wr9tj
    @Nameless-wr9tj Před 7 lety +23

    Let's face it, Kit Harrington was the best part of this monologue

  • @canadiantesladventure
    @canadiantesladventure Před 7 lety +57

    Cuba Gooding Jr's reaction LOL 1:57

  • @fadhilramadhani1847
    @fadhilramadhani1847 Před 7 lety +806

    BECAUSE DAME MAGGIE SMITH IS AMAZING AND SHE COULDN'T CARE LESS FOR THE EMMYS, JIMMY!

    • @EllenFan4ever1019
      @EllenFan4ever1019 Před 7 lety +21

      true

    • @kezkezooie8595
      @kezkezooie8595 Před 7 lety +40

      How disrespectful to Dame Maggie Smith - a true UK national treasure and a woman with more talent in her little fingernail than Jimmy Kimmel could ever hope to develop. I would have liked to have seen Kevin Spacey's face when Kimmel was doing that piece - insulted and extremely embarrassed would be my bet.

    • @Colby-1997
      @Colby-1997 Před 7 lety +121

      It's called a joke. Lighten up.

    • @hqcf
      @hqcf Před 7 lety +21

      +kez kezooie come on, it's just a joke...

    • @marcxaviergomez6769
      @marcxaviergomez6769 Před 7 lety +13

      +kez kezooie it was a funny joke. but i would agree to you. dame maggie smith didnt need those comments

  • @MultiChristyk
    @MultiChristyk Před 7 lety +57

    Jimmy's the best!

  • @rubberducky4074
    @rubberducky4074 Před 7 lety +933

    Wife Malaria?

    • @da96103
      @da96103 Před 7 lety +30

      Yeah i heard that, Malaria.

    • @naurrrre
      @naurrrre Před 7 lety +18

      MALARIA! YES!

    • @da96103
      @da96103 Před 7 lety +139

      Jimmy shouldn't make fun of people's name. It is not too difficult to call Donald Trump's wife by her real name: Michelle Obama.

    • @welcomewealthy2002
      @welcomewealthy2002 Před 7 lety +4

      hilarious

    • @barbaraobach
      @barbaraobach Před 7 lety +10

      Oh, should he of said low class Melania, " Dishonest , Undocumented Worker ExStripper, Plagiarizer Trump " , the
      middle age, foreign gold digger,who uses the unqualified piece of garbage Trump, for his money and fame ?
      This undocumented, uneducated, immoral Slovenian should be fined for enabling the racist, clown,traitor bigot Trump, " Putins Pet Idiot" . I've insulted the good people in the stripper community,many who are kind and have more morals so sorry, but the middleage dishonest Slovenian thief's is deplorable, so her behavior is akin to malaria. But yea Jimmy Kimmels great.

  • @5xt
    @5xt Před 7 lety +36

    4:40, wait, I need to be on screen too!

  • @nash879
    @nash879 Před 7 lety +288

    Are we not gonna talk about Reggie in the crowd?

  • @amantedelmondo1787
    @amantedelmondo1787 Před 7 lety +3137

    Classy and funny. That's Jimmy Kimmel...

    • @pjstasyna1
      @pjstasyna1 Před 7 lety +19

      scripted and reading a telelprompter. he is a show host with very bad timing, nothing more. he doesn't write a single "joke"

    • @viejolesbiano3752
      @viejolesbiano3752 Před 7 lety +96

      Still better than fallon

    • @pjstasyna1
      @pjstasyna1 Před 7 lety +7

      Which is sad. They both seriously suck. No natural talent, just reactive and scripted 'comedy' for the dumbed down masses.
      Yes he can talk into a camera, and handle a very large crowd of people but that doesn't make him special or funny.

    • @borderal4693
      @borderal4693 Před 7 lety +20

      +sp00 wow the dumbed down masses? I really wish I was as smart as you...wow

    • @ninjaswifon
      @ninjaswifon Před 7 lety +1

      Wat, your ignorant.

  • @claymiller9707
    @claymiller9707 Před 4 lety +17

    “The tribe has spoken” was probably my favorite line haha, such good writing.

  • @CoachingHigher
    @CoachingHigher Před 7 lety +9

    Perfect timing and deliveries! A++ Mr. Kimmel!

  • @teuntje2863
    @teuntje2863 Před 6 lety +4

    That split second facial expression of Cuba Gooding Jr. was everything I needed in my life.

  • @RealHealthyMinute
    @RealHealthyMinute Před 7 lety +545

    Geez, Trump supporters are so easily identifiable with how angrily they would react to every joke at Trump's expense. lol

    • @RealHealthyMinute
      @RealHealthyMinute Před 7 lety +17

      Yup. I was a life-long supporter of the Republican party. I started voting ever since I first became eligible (Bush Sr.'s 2nd term), and all the way until 2012.
      But 2016 is a different beast. I was a fan of Trump's TV show, where I even forced my employees to watch it as a "homework". Fairly certain that broke all sorts of labor laws... Thank God they enjoyed it too. Unfortunately, Trump, as a presidential candidate, absolutely scared me. I tried every possible way to see things from his angle, but he's just too crazy to put in the White House.
      So, with much sadness as a hardened Republican (who even voted for Bush Jr. in BOTH elections!), I have decided to vote Dems this year. Hillary is more than just the lesser of two evils... She's actually got the necessary experience and knowledge to run this country! She's a lawyer who's well versed in constitutional laws and graduated from an Ivy League school, worked on helping people for DECADES and polished her skills in the Senate and as a Secretary of State.
      If Trump wants to run this country, he really should start somewhere reasonable and get experience first. Perhaps as Mayor of NY, and then on to the Senate first? The job of our president is not meant for a complete political novice.
      Go and Google Reagan. He's our last entertainer based president, and he was a great one. But look at how much time he prepared himself politically and served as a governor!!

    • @RealHealthyMinute
      @RealHealthyMinute Před 7 lety +6

      kelly morgan
      Kelly, I ran my own business in the past, and I have an MBA, so I know exactly who Trump is... He's a successful business person who took full advantage of our tax loopholes, preyed on smaller business and contractors, and ruined his investors and creditors through our bankruptcy system. Yeah, those traits should NEVER be the ones describing our Commander in Chief.
      I'm no fan of Hillary, and yes, she totally got her Senator's seat because her last name's Clinton. But successful or not, she's got experience, and she KNOWS constitutional law.
      So yeah, between Grandma Nixon and Orange Hitler, I must hold my nose and vote for Grandma Nixon.

    • @jayp4582
      @jayp4582 Před 7 lety +1

      ***** Except that it's obviously true and everyone with a brain knows it. I don't recall Trump's lawsuits being a threat to national security or being plagued with a trail of dead bodies. Liberal Americans are an insane group to say the least. I believe greedy, lying con artist describes Hillary best.

    • @joeshmo95
      @joeshmo95 Před 7 lety +1

      No one is more sensitive than liberals. You guys invented safe spaces, trigger warnings, SJW mentality, and micro-aggressions for a reason. It's because you're all spoiled, whiny brats.

    • @jayp4582
      @jayp4582 Před 7 lety

      ***** Actually you've got that backwards Skippy. Recent studies have shown that liberal democrats are among the lowest IQ in the history of America. Their lack of accepting reality is a testament to that.

  • @TheStuport
    @TheStuport Před 7 lety +11

    Jimmy was ON FIRE.....He nailed it !! Cheers all

  • @claytonfallon
    @claytonfallon Před 7 lety +625

    Malaria Trump

  • @netsirk6
    @netsirk6 Před 7 lety +15

    This was a great monologue! Great job Jimmy!

  • @williamturner875
    @williamturner875 Před 7 lety +142

    John Travolta looks so much better than he was a few years ago

  • @kiandita
    @kiandita Před 7 lety +141

    I'd love to see James Corden's monologue next year.

  • @RenanCMaia
    @RenanCMaia Před 4 lety +15

    Maggie Smith can make anything and we'll always love her!!!

  • @mirror2398
    @mirror2398 Před 7 lety +36

    he's the best and most natural emmy host. make him a regular!

  • @hihenry22
    @hihenry22 Před 7 lety +91

    i really like Jimmy Kimmel but this was not the best Emmy monologue you had so muchos more material!!!!

    • @Nancy-wh3ji
      @Nancy-wh3ji Před 7 lety +7

      I thought the same exact thing. I too like Jimmy a lot but tonight was not his best work.

    • @dramahoude5
      @dramahoude5 Před 7 lety +6

      He's the best

  • @HerrMeier007
    @HerrMeier007 Před 7 lety +25

    That was a pretty strong monologue!

  • @NewTypexvii
    @NewTypexvii Před 7 lety +25

    Jimmy by far has been one of my favorite hosts. Throwing jabs all night at the absurdity of all the PC nonsense we have come too.

  • @fbspin
    @fbspin Před 7 lety +24

    it's DAME Maggie Smith

  • @joshifereverlark8605
    @joshifereverlark8605 Před 7 lety +12

    "You sneaky little crumpet muncher you"

  • @lilwiley10
    @lilwiley10 Před 7 lety +12

    5:16 Damn Mary Jane

  • @laughfrodisiac2400
    @laughfrodisiac2400 Před 7 lety +28

    "The Emmys are so diverse this year, the Oscars are telling everyone we're one of their closest friends." PERFECTION

  • @FuzzyPuppet
    @FuzzyPuppet Před 7 lety +31

    Thanks Mark!

  • @marawees8495
    @marawees8495 Před 7 lety +8

    I just love this guy

  • @dwinasharitaadinda
    @dwinasharitaadinda Před 7 lety +27

    can we have Jimmy Kimmel to host the next year's Oscars, pleaseeeee???

  • @Olivia_4444
    @Olivia_4444 Před 7 lety +4

    i love Jimmy Kimmel. he nailed this monologue

  • @junkim2789
    @junkim2789 Před 7 lety +4

    Kimmel's ability to muse people always surprise me. He does it in such a natural way that it doesnt bore people nor give them repulsive feeling

  • @dramahoude5
    @dramahoude5 Před 7 lety

    I really liked how jimmy mention game of tbrones like it is his best show, and used fire in the background screen

  • @CAT-ce4ds
    @CAT-ce4ds Před 7 lety

    Loved the opening ! Jeb Bush skit was fantastic. Great monologue Jimmy :)

  • @thumbsup23
    @thumbsup23 Před 7 lety +15

    nice,,, i can watch hours of his monologue

  • @HamzaButtM
    @HamzaButtM Před 7 lety +25

    Maggie Smith is too cool even for Oscars as well. Dont know how she shows up for them. Maybe she doesnt have a ceramics carving class that day!

  • @itsjaviertobar
    @itsjaviertobar Před 7 lety

    Favorite host and tv show

  • @jazyb5750
    @jazyb5750 Před 7 lety +15

    Jimmy K has grown on me - good job!

  • @alexisjane607
    @alexisjane607 Před 7 lety +36

    i laughed the entire time. he had some funny jokes!

  • @T3MPL3TillIdIe
    @T3MPL3TillIdIe Před 7 lety +8

    Jimmy is awesome... killer comedy

  • @bronia1988
    @bronia1988 Před 7 lety +2

    he is just fantastic!!!

  • @trueglitterdust
    @trueglitterdust Před 7 lety +2

    This was awesome! Jimmy did good.

  • @LE0NSKA
    @LE0NSKA Před 7 lety +39

    0:32 have fun sitting behind that guy

  • @1sparklybielieber
    @1sparklybielieber Před 7 lety +3

    He's a great host! ♥️

  • @JohnSmith-rr8hc
    @JohnSmith-rr8hc Před 5 lety +1

    Always the best jimmy

  • @edenolamiam0ralonzo854

    I love this show

  • @dramahoude5
    @dramahoude5 Před 7 lety +4

    Jimmy is like a jokes machine , my man

  • @shortstuff780
    @shortstuff780 Před 7 lety +17

    no one make fun of Maggie Smith!!! I was half expecting her to jump behind him and wack the fool

  • @leondeklerk7200
    @leondeklerk7200 Před 7 lety +1

    ❤ to Jimmy...such a enigmatic host...

  • @fitinyourbody888
    @fitinyourbody888 Před 3 lety

    Jimmy, I love you.
    2021❤️

  • @EdwardSanchezProductions
    @EdwardSanchezProductions Před 7 lety +5

    Jimmy you are doing a great job hosting the Emmy awards

  • @erikasilva3417
    @erikasilva3417 Před 3 lety +6

    O dom do Jimmy em deixar os atores desconfortáveis

  • @bobbobson3309
    @bobbobson3309 Před 7 lety +1

    at 1:18 it's the guy who's face was Josh in until dawn

  • @yensflower2225
    @yensflower2225 Před 7 lety +1

    Dayum Kit

  • @zaidchalabi1599
    @zaidchalabi1599 Před 7 lety +3

    he is so entertaining he could talk for an hour and i wouldnt get bored
    great dude love him

  • @Fightfanz
    @Fightfanz Před 7 lety +4

    5:16 best part of the whole clip

  • @mohamedabdi2160
    @mohamedabdi2160 Před 4 lety

    Still watching

  • @naghoumette
    @naghoumette Před 7 lety +4

    Sarah's reaction was so cute, she's so sweet :)

  • @sourajitbhattacharjee1801

    I See Captain Holt, I cleaned my desk after putting on a tie!

  • @margaret7504
    @margaret7504 Před 6 lety +19

    Kit Harington😍😍😍

  • @LCarefortheworld
    @LCarefortheworld Před 7 lety +5

    Great job, Jimmy!!

  • @singerbeats8236
    @singerbeats8236 Před 2 lety

    I love Jimmy💕💕💕

  • @msrainbowbrite
    @msrainbowbrite Před 7 lety +3

    I've just watched Maggie Smith in "The Lady in the Van". i didnt think it would be my type of movie but i found it very entertaining.

  • @macittluke
    @macittluke Před 7 lety +4

    he is definitely a class act on stage. he is not shy and will definitely say whats on his mind . has jimmy ever done standup?

  • @mhatreify
    @mhatreify Před 7 lety +1

    full show plz

  • @osvaldoperezoso
    @osvaldoperezoso Před 7 lety +2

    Jimmy is great!

  • @kenobiadc
    @kenobiadc Před 7 lety +6

    "Why do keep nominating this woman? She is treating us like the People's Choice Awards" hahaha
    Awesome!

  • @dudaalcantara0404
    @dudaalcantara0404 Před 6 lety +8

    I'm here for Kit.

  • @nasem7470
    @nasem7470 Před 7 lety

    This was so good

  • @amandarogers6161
    @amandarogers6161 Před 7 lety

    I LOVE YOU REGGIE!

  • @hawsrulebegin7768
    @hawsrulebegin7768 Před 3 lety +3

    This aged well. Within the first 4 mins I spotted a few stars with either sexual abuse or college scandals to deal with in their futures.

  • @camaradepatrick8389
    @camaradepatrick8389 Před 2 lety +3

    How many slaps would have gotten if everyone in the room was Will

  • @AngelAguilar-tu4bw
    @AngelAguilar-tu4bw Před 7 lety

    Now that was fuunny! LMFAO XD I needed that. I haven't laughed that hard in a while...

  • @joseole8861
    @joseole8861 Před 7 lety

    Amazing monologue

  • @carlos.obrado
    @carlos.obrado Před 5 lety +6

    Kevin Spacey, William H Macy and Felicity Huffman. It's funny watching this in 2019

    • @Highlandcoffee1
      @Highlandcoffee1 Před 4 lety +1

      Carlos Obradó a large group of people sitting right next to each other
      Its funny watching this in 2020 !

    • @crazyclemsonfan8305
      @crazyclemsonfan8305 Před 4 lety

      And Jeffrey tambor

  • @CoachingHigher
    @CoachingHigher Před 7 lety +3

    Kimmel did fantastic. So glad he's also going to host the Oscars because he knows everyone in Hollywood, is witty, confident and respectful. He's gonna crush it!!!

  • @marie--chan1807
    @marie--chan1807 Před 7 lety +2

    You did a great job tonight, Jimmy!

  • @kissjessie453
    @kissjessie453 Před 7 lety +1

    Jimmy is the best host ever!and his own show also awsome.smart funny buddy!

  • @rocketraccoon77
    @rocketraccoon77 Před 7 lety +6

    Kimmel never takes it seriously.. And it works for him... Great guy

  • @franciscoantonio9355
    @franciscoantonio9355 Před 7 lety +7

    guiermo should be the host for next year

  • @SteveCChapman
    @SteveCChapman Před 7 lety

    You rock!

  • @somiabdulla
    @somiabdulla Před 7 lety

    denozoooooo!!! at the endddd🐘

  • @purpleahaze
    @purpleahaze Před 7 lety +4

    I can't see a mike. How is he speaking to a whole auditorium in such a clear and loud manner?

    • @Kalernor
      @Kalernor Před 7 lety +1

      It would also be very odd if one repetitively referred to oneself as 'one' without any necessary reason for one to do so.