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  • The 90th Oscars - Live Oscar Sunday March 4th 8 e | 5 p
    Jimmy’s opening monologue from the 2017 #Oscars.
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    Now in its fifteenth season, Kimmel's guests have included: Johnny Depp, Meryl Streep, Tom Cruise, Halle Berry, Harrison Ford, Jennifer Aniston, Will Ferrell, Katy Perry, Tom Hanks, Scarlett Johansson, Channing Tatum, George Clooney, Larry David, Charlize Theron, Mark Wahlberg, Kobe Bryant, Steve Carell, Hugh Jackman, Kristen Wiig, Jeff Bridges, Jennifer Garner, Ryan Gosling, Bryan Cranston, Jamie Foxx, Amy Poehler, Ben Affleck, Robert Downey Jr., Jake Gyllenhaal, Oprah, and unfortunately Matt Damon.
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  • @RubenTricky
    @RubenTricky Před 7 lety +2559

    All the millions of people watching the Oscars thinking Jimmy is disrespectful to matt. Not knowing it's all a joke :D

    • @Moscato_Moscato
      @Moscato_Moscato Před 7 lety +29

      ClubSoda Matt had it coming anyway!
      #TeamKimmel

    • @willyssmooth8917
      @willyssmooth8917 Před 7 lety +6

      Matt Damon's a racist - great job on showing his, huge "wall" movie flop - worst of 2017

    • @Moscato_Moscato
      @Moscato_Moscato Před 7 lety +13

      Willy S Smooth actually to be fair, the director of the film is Chinese and personally wanted an American Actor to attract American audiences

    • @genericname34
      @genericname34 Před 7 lety +12

      Everyone knows it's a joke...

    • @The_yeffy1
      @The_yeffy1 Před 7 lety

      ClubSoda *thousands of people watching

  • @nickrigdon8883
    @nickrigdon8883 Před 7 lety +2237

    "Smooth move dumbass."
    Ahahahahahaha

    • @David_F97
      @David_F97 Před 7 lety +3

      Faceless Keeper - Neil deGrasse Tyson.

    • @fridjon13
      @fridjon13 Před 7 lety +8

      I thought i commented on this video and was like... WHAT !

    • @lindaleon4169
      @lindaleon4169 Před 7 lety

      Nick bgmcnhbouhhjunnookkp

    • @AJ-er5hn
      @AJ-er5hn Před 7 lety +3

      the voice crack got me

  • @gloriasangermano3687
    @gloriasangermano3687 Před 4 lety +2921

    Imagine Ricky Gervais hosting the Oscars.... What a carnage it would be

    • @johnnyten12
      @johnnyten12 Před 4 lety +70

      Gina Repetto people don’t like to hear the truth but it’s low key funny

    • @harrycui9046
      @harrycui9046 Před 4 lety +37

      Imagine Donald trump hosting the Oscars, it would be worse

    • @cnmg7121
      @cnmg7121 Před 4 lety +45

      Ricky Gervais said once that he does not host to satisfy the egos in the room, he doesn't play ball. He hosts to entertain the spectators watching in the sofa. I get what he means, but this kind of award is actually to celebrate the egos in the room.

    • @Covey7342
      @Covey7342 Před 4 lety +26

      CN MG That’s because Ricky understands that without us, the spectators, Hollywood wouldn’t exist. All the actors would just be normal people with normal jobs, just like the rest of us.

    • @arvindboghar446
      @arvindboghar446 Před 4 lety +1

      Imagine Dave chapelle

  • @olivia6063
    @olivia6063 Před 4 lety +3960

    Matt and Jimmy must be really close friends in real life.

    • @peelslowly28
      @peelslowly28 Před 4 lety +340

      They wouldn't be able to keep this up so long if they weren't

    • @riad1717
      @riad1717 Před 3 lety +109

      Wtf.... they are arch enemies

    • @olivia6063
      @olivia6063 Před 3 lety +91

      @@riad1717 Nope. That's just an act.

    • @chrisbelay4389
      @chrisbelay4389 Před 3 lety +17

      Thats only Show - Nothing else

    • @abhinavtheape5683
      @abhinavtheape5683 Před 3 lety +25

      They are star crossed enemies

  • @aelic7
    @aelic7 Před 7 lety +2330

    Just show us Guillermo taking tequila shots with all the actors

  • @Akash-dk5xs
    @Akash-dk5xs Před 7 lety +1500

    "black people saved nasa,and white people saved jazz."Lmao too funny

    • @chadbaker3117
      @chadbaker3117 Před 7 lety

      no, racist jokes stopped being funny when BLM started

    • @mikeleeson7098
      @mikeleeson7098 Před 7 lety +16

      Chad Baker its not racist

    • @chadbaker3117
      @chadbaker3117 Před 7 lety +1

      Mike Leeson yes it is

    • @MrMatik-dl4sq
      @MrMatik-dl4sq Před 7 lety

      Flash That is a great sign that we still have a shot in this effed up country.

    • @tarighashim3690
      @tarighashim3690 Před 7 lety +4

      That was the top joke of the night for me... and Jimmy Kimmel is definitely not racist

  • @sidiyer841
    @sidiyer841 Před 6 lety +2919

    That's how you come back off a joke that didn't bang
    "the only happy ending we saw was in the middle of Moonlight"
    -silence-
    " you didn't see it, did you"

    • @anybodycanart
      @anybodycanart Před 4 lety +10

      Sid Iyer I didn't get that.

    • @Walperion_Music
      @Walperion_Music Před 4 lety +87

      Yeah I didnt' see that but I can tell it was the best joke of the monologue.

    • @coolarunmohan
      @coolarunmohan Před 4 lety +50

      It was premeditated......he wasn't expecting it to get a big laugh

    •  Před 4 lety +19

      I think everyone gets it, it just takes a second or two to get in.

    • @CarlosDaniel-gj3if
      @CarlosDaniel-gj3if Před 3 lety

      #

  • @doinalright4552
    @doinalright4552 Před 4 lety +534

    The Meryl Streep part was the funniest and best.

    • @BryanCostner
      @BryanCostner Před 3 lety +24

      Well almost every year, Meryl gets an Oscar nom and she's starting to careless about her winning because she has too much nomination 😂😂

    • @i_know_it_all
      @i_know_it_all Před 2 lety +26

      @@BryanCostner Jimmy was quoting the former disgraced twice impeached one term loser president who said Meryl was overrated. It had not much to do with her being careless but I imagine that's how it is at this point.

    • @Benyikoko
      @Benyikoko Před 2 lety +15

      Especially the fact that everybody stood up! I laughed so hard

  • @kavy1017
    @kavy1017 Před 7 lety +7447

    Everywhere I look, in the background, there's a marvel character just sitting there. 😂

    • @TridentVruinzTheSniper
      @TridentVruinzTheSniper Před 7 lety +23

      +Ethan Storm lmao

    • @crazynakedpandas
      @crazynakedpandas Před 7 lety +27

      Ethan Storm
      Same thoughts LoL

    • @lopfi4366
      @lopfi4366 Před 7 lety +59

      and the DCEU won an oscar before the MCU

    • @OKANGUVEN99
      @OKANGUVEN99 Před 7 lety +88

      They have to have good security don't they?
      Okay it wasn't a good joke ı know.

    • @wallyjackson9543
      @wallyjackson9543 Před 7 lety +44

      lopfi lottfi For makeup please stop pretending like it matters.

  • @Deadpool-kb5yo
    @Deadpool-kb5yo Před 7 lety +1091

    If you saw Fallon's Golden Globe monologue, you'd know Kimmel's was way better.

    • @lalisitabonita
      @lalisitabonita Před 7 lety +15

      Deadpool they are incomparable but fallon has a wider fan base because of his skits w timberlake/relationships w celebs. ppl dont know substance... kimmel is always great !

    • @jyggaswoop2774
      @jyggaswoop2774 Před 7 lety +12

      Fallon is just not witty not his fault

    • @ImEmilyThorne
      @ImEmilyThorne Před 7 lety +51

      Kimmel is always better.

    • @Buxenwolf
      @Buxenwolf Před 7 lety +6

      I like Conan and Kimmel :)

    • @hotstuff400
      @hotstuff400 Před 7 lety +2

      Kimmel is smooth!

  • @user-xr5kp6qz8g
    @user-xr5kp6qz8g Před 3 lety +289

    Meryl laughing and hiding is so funny and adorable

  • @missbumblebee8633
    @missbumblebee8633 Před 5 lety +184

    That moment when everyone stood up for Meryl Streep was so touching. Brought me to tears.

  • @jayemaelle3462
    @jayemaelle3462 Před 7 lety +574

    The *ONLY* Jimmy that should host is Kimmel

  • @worf7271
    @worf7271 Před 7 lety +2026

    Matt Damon ROASTED

  • @ShubhamKumar-in9fd
    @ShubhamKumar-in9fd Před 5 lety +484

    Meryl Streep be like.. Why on earth it had to be Jimmy? 😢
    Matt Damon: Get used to it😂

    • @striperross4975
      @striperross4975 Před 3 lety +15

      Jimmy had to do it because of the feud between President Trump and Meryll Streep. Trump tweeted that Meryll Streep is an 'overrated' actress.

    • @t_r_a_v_e_l_l_e_r
      @t_r_a_v_e_l_l_e_r Před 2 lety

      😂😂😂👌👌

  • @deeaydiv
    @deeaydiv Před 6 lety +238

    "we just wrote her name down out of habit" Dang!! kimmel!! sooooo funny.

  • @jackflash5659
    @jackflash5659 Před 7 lety +2764

    Jimmy Kimmel did an outstanding job. His jokes were funny, the crowd laughed, his timing was perfect. Jimmy and Matt's skit was hilarious as usual.

    • @zainkhanrealtor8198
      @zainkhanrealtor8198 Před 7 lety +16

      jack flash - Jimmy was great!!! One of, if not, the best Oscar(s)!

    • @relativelybasic
      @relativelybasic Před 7 lety +40

      He actually flopped the joke about the middle part in moonlight being the only happy ending. But he recovered well.

    • @XJLCA
      @XJLCA Před 7 lety +9

      Don't actually get that joke, can you explain?

    • @gunzpk3r
      @gunzpk3r Před 7 lety +16

      In the middle of the movie, there's a handjob scene

    • @tonymontana4284
      @tonymontana4284 Před 7 lety +1

      What show are you watching it was so lame and boring Jimmy is just another un funny no talent like Howard stern who sold out.

  • @0nekhmerXViet
    @0nekhmerXViet Před 7 lety +5350

    I love Kimmel's satirical humour, so good at roasting everyone equally

    • @AussieTVMusic
      @AussieTVMusic Před 7 lety +52

      The right way to do it.

    • @mikerrnm
      @mikerrnm Před 7 lety +13

      Krisna k What a great feminist he is

    • @gusdupree9076
      @gusdupree9076 Před 7 lety +3

      Xenomous that's what ir mom said

    • @Phelie315
      @Phelie315 Před 7 lety +6

      ... yeah or just hard-to pronounce names. I'm white and have a pretty common German (as in: white) name, but the amount of English-speaking folks who frequently butcher it, make fun of it or simply change it ... dude. But I get it, if it's a name you're not used to it seems odd, maybe funny, and sometimes hard to pronounce, I have that problem with Irish or a lot of Eastern European names for example (also white names.) So I don't think this is a racial issue here, it's just people generally having a tendency to make fun of names that seem unusual to them. But also maybe this works differently in the USA than here in Europe, I don't know. Here white people frequently have unusual names as well and get made fun of for them (which is fine as long as it's in good fun for everyone involved, but terrible when it turns to bullying, obviously!).

    • @TheTompinai
      @TheTompinai Před 7 lety +12

      full of hatred..

  • @alosim1541
    @alosim1541 Před 4 lety +344

    Jimmy’s not my favorite but you gotta love how he called everyone out for not actually seeing Moonlight

    • @emanuelcarvalho8510
      @emanuelcarvalho8510 Před 3 lety +2

      i didnt get the joke lol did you??

    • @alosim1541
      @alosim1541 Před 3 lety +19

      @@emanuelcarvalho8510 it wasn’t so much a joke as just an obvious jab at fake people. Those who praise certain movies when they don’t even watch them but still say how good they are cause it’ll get good press

    • @doc8013
      @doc8013 Před 3 lety

      @@alosim1541 bingo!

  • @Montano76
    @Montano76 Před 5 lety +523

    4:56 INDIAN GUILLERMO IN THE BACK

  • @Nameless-wr9tj
    @Nameless-wr9tj Před 7 lety +886

    Well, I have to admit, I didn't expected Jimmy to host the Oscars so good. I'm impressed.

    • @SalvableRuin
      @SalvableRuin Před 7 lety +1

      Nameless so WELL* Learn English.

    • @amyelizabeth529
      @amyelizabeth529 Před 7 lety +27

      뿡뿡! ^__^ Nameless may be in the process learning English as a 2nd or 3rd language. His remarks were comprehensible even with errors in grammar & spelling. So don't be so quick to criticize.

    • @vimranviotta
      @vimranviotta Před 7 lety +2

      뿡뿡! ^__^ u kinda harsh😐

    • @tristan7844
      @tristan7844 Před 7 lety

      you expected the other Jimmy to do a better job?

    • @heyheyheyheyheyhey76
      @heyheyheyheyheyhey76 Před 7 lety

      The irony was in most abundantly copious fashion that night haha. I love it. Going on such a sarcastic lampoon, badass.

  • @valefrenchy8997
    @valefrenchy8997 Před 7 lety +1357

    Jimmy did an amazing job hosting the Oscars: very funny and the feud with Matt Damon is hilarious😂
    Well done!👏👏

    • @JovanFB
      @JovanFB Před 7 lety

      i hope it continues in the afterlife too

    • @heyheyheyheyheyhey76
      @heyheyheyheyheyhey76 Před 7 lety +5

      He was awesome, my favorite along with Jackman. Love Kimmel's irony. Brutally sarcastic and it's epic. Really satire.

    • @rosieharesign2776
      @rosieharesign2776 Před 7 lety

      Vale Frenchy can

    • @VulturePG
      @VulturePG Před 7 lety

      Worst host ever man it's was racist the whole entire show

    • @popeye697
      @popeye697 Před 7 lety

      VulturePG ?????? Donald? is that you?

  • @kingop3029
    @kingop3029 Před 4 lety +1297

    I love anything involving Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon.... These two are hilarious 😂😂

    • @jujujewel2172
      @jujujewel2172 Před 4 lety +12

      Yeah me too, double attraction deal, they are good together

    • @BryanCostner
      @BryanCostner Před 3 lety +8

      If only Kimmel hosted the Oscars and then Matt Damon interrupted his speech

    • @lindildeev5721
      @lindildeev5721 Před rokem +1

      @@BryanCostner He did that at the Emmy's.

  • @Leonardo10054
    @Leonardo10054 Před 4 lety +312

    “sMoOtH moVe dUmAsS”
    That voicecrack tho

    • @papiguzmann3534
      @papiguzmann3534 Před 4 lety +9

      Thought I was the only one who heard that “VoIcEcRaCk”😭😭😭😂😂

    • @anonym58063
      @anonym58063 Před 3 lety +5

      The voicecrack made it even funnier imo

  • @Harsh-kp7yu
    @Harsh-kp7yu Před 7 lety +7225

    Black people saved NASA and White people saved jazz.
    that's we call progress😀😀😂

    • @nqi87
      @nqi87 Před 7 lety +9

      what movie had white people saving jazz?

    • @richeyadam7999
      @richeyadam7999 Před 6 lety +6

      well wtf thought you were dead ?

    • @antonystepic4624
      @antonystepic4624 Před 6 lety

      harsh shelar I

    • @rajatburman5050
      @rajatburman5050 Před 6 lety +6

      harsh shelar what movie had black people save NASA ?

    • @dveiwer
      @dveiwer Před 6 lety +46

      Rajat Burman Hidden Figures

  • @MavrosLos
    @MavrosLos Před 7 lety +1428

    I was so satisfied after he mentioned Matt Damon #longestrunningjoke

    • @sephirothrikusora
      @sephirothrikusora Před 7 lety +37

      hope it continues on. Still not getting old.

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian Před 7 lety +4

      #itsnotthatlong

    • @Gingerbear_24
      @Gingerbear_24 Před 7 lety

      albamessifabregas they had issues for real?i have no idea. Lol or his just jokin'

    • @gusdupree9076
      @gusdupree9076 Před 7 lety +4

      Saeed Vazirian that is what she said

    • @PalmerS05
      @PalmerS05 Před 7 lety +23

      Nesthy Adventures Nah, it's just a joke. They're both in on it.

  • @annekezegers7477
    @annekezegers7477 Před 4 lety +871

    Did anyone notice that Nicole Kidman missed her own hand when she was trying to clap?

  • @user-dv4rh2my1x
    @user-dv4rh2my1x Před 4 lety +245

    Jeff Bezos looks like he's going back to the office to scream at some people.

  • @NamHoang-xn9ts
    @NamHoang-xn9ts Před 7 lety +4281

    "Black people saved NASA and white people saved Jazz. That's what we call progress"
    Damn true 😂

    • @sakshamgupta8118
      @sakshamgupta8118 Před 5 lety +10

      what did he mean by that?

    • @DrRAZI99
      @DrRAZI99 Před 5 lety +16

      I feel like that was kinda racist if you ask me

    • @jess218
      @jess218 Před 5 lety +190

      Skm3r it was making fun of the stereotypes that white men can work for nasa and black people do jazz. if people stop being so sensitive we can make these jokes and make actual progress 😉

    • @NamHoang-xn9ts
      @NamHoang-xn9ts Před 5 lety +43

      saksham gupta you watch La La Land and Hidden Figures and you will understand what he said :)

    • @abbie1521
      @abbie1521 Před 5 lety +26

      saksham gupta well, historically speaking, white people created nasa and black people created jazz. so to have the roles reversed is seen as progression.

  • @bollox21
    @bollox21 Před 7 lety +2175

    "Nice dress, is that an Ivanka?" :D

    • @vee3541
      @vee3541 Před 7 lety +7

      bollox21 I don't get it what's an Ivanka?

    • @YodaMasterOfTheUniverse
      @YodaMasterOfTheUniverse Před 7 lety +38

      vishruth BM ivanka trump

    • @livvy94
      @livvy94 Před 7 lety +63

      It's a reference to Kellyanne Conway promoting Ivanka Trump's clothing brand in an interview on the news, which she was reprimanded for shortly afterward.

    • @mariusbancila
      @mariusbancila Před 7 lety +21

      Savage.

    • @BrothaDoug
      @BrothaDoug Před 7 lety +3

      I died at that.

  • @anniem8371
    @anniem8371 Před 3 lety +102

    Can we just take a second and acknowledge that Scar Jo and Chris Evans are sitting next to each other being a fantastic duo as always :P

  • @Ustianna
    @Ustianna Před 2 lety +26

    I love how Matt Damon was one of the first ones to jump off his seat to give Meryl “torally undeserved round of applause” 😂

  • @Galactic123
    @Galactic123 Před 7 lety +7023

    I love how quick Matt Damon was to stand up for Meryl Streep.

    • @pelvis_assley
      @pelvis_assley Před 6 lety +285

      And that awkward clap of Nicole Kidman at 7:47 lol

    • @RahulKumar-ng2gh
      @RahulKumar-ng2gh Před 6 lety +130

      He seems like a child clapping for his hero

    • @taiga6615
      @taiga6615 Před 6 lety +48

      because he is 😂

    • @iM1NG
      @iM1NG Před 6 lety +31

      she forgot how to clap

    • @bay5854
      @bay5854 Před 6 lety +18

      Ming Chan she was worried everyone was going to pick on her clapping again 😂😂

  • @esraaa6298
    @esraaa6298 Před 7 lety +238

    I love the bromance between Matt and Jimmy, it's very funny! And the bit about Meryl Streep was genius!!! But I had a little problem: I couldn't keep my eyes away from Chris Evans and Scarlett Johansson sitting beside each other!!!!!!!!!

  • @kitpalmer1583
    @kitpalmer1583 Před 6 lety +64

    3:20 it warms my heart how hard Octavia Spencer cracks up at this joke

  • @BryanCostner
    @BryanCostner Před 3 lety +43

    I just love that when Jimmy talks about Matt, is like he's advertising Matt's movie, he's actually helping Matt 😂

  • @ShowlidSnake
    @ShowlidSnake Před 7 lety +5026

    I'm so glad they chose Jimmy Kimmel over awkward Jimmy Fallon .

    • @SWLinPHX
      @SWLinPHX Před 7 lety +126

      Fallon already hosted the Golden Globes last month.

    • @idris1486
      @idris1486 Před 7 lety +46

      SWLinPHX Kimmel hosted the Emmys too

    • @SWLinPHX
      @SWLinPHX Před 7 lety +15

      Yes, I know. That's partially how and why he got this gig.

    • @Matches771
      @Matches771 Před 7 lety +205

      I think Fallon is a good guy. I just can't stand his artificial laugh sometimes.
      Glad they went with Jimmy though! He's done a good job imo.

    • @discountbrains
      @discountbrains Před 7 lety +70

      To me Fallon is not funny at all and a bit weird. He looks strange too. I have noticed he reads his jokes off his cue cards pretty well on his monologue. Last time I saw him he had Michelle Obama on. Why do these showbiz types want to keep bringing that hideous thing on?

  • @belleokuyama1028
    @belleokuyama1028 Před 7 lety +4413

    He did a very good job hosting the Oscars

  • @ashishbishtashu
    @ashishbishtashu Před 5 lety +399

    5:05 black widow and captain america on stand by... just in case...

    • @deepmistry1471
      @deepmistry1471 Před 5 lety +6

      marvel for life😂

    • @hlzkop9
      @hlzkop9 Před 4 lety +3

      @@deepmistry1471 both dead >.> guess something must have went wrong there

    • @deepmistry1471
      @deepmistry1471 Před 4 lety +5

      @@hlzkop9 Cap isn't dead yet.they show him older

    • @unkown4047
      @unkown4047 Před 4 lety +4

      They gonna throw Jimmy on the top of the building to confess about the Hydra.

    • @imagiman893
      @imagiman893 Před 3 lety

      Ashish Bisht 5:17 and Captain Marvel as well

  • @jukvox
    @jukvox Před 7 lety +1955

    well done Jimmy, well done

  • @BigstickNick
    @BigstickNick Před 7 lety +2550

    remember when the academy seemed racist. Funniest line.

    • @alexk5907
      @alexk5907 Před 7 lety +5

      william sewell was it ever racist or was it just a publicity stunt?

    • @alexk5907
      @alexk5907 Před 7 lety +6

      ***** yeah because who needs talent you're black?😂😂

    • @jameswilliams-of3mv
      @jameswilliams-of3mv Před 7 lety +2

      lol keep assuming moron coward boy.. you're an idiot lol and a typical immature wanna be know it all online, nothing more..and stop swearing you shallow selfish clueless wussy lol.. get lost jess.. and like i said, liberals are all clueless scum bags, period..

    • @jesssecrest89
      @jesssecrest89 Před 7 lety +1

      bret you his dad told me. he put it on me with his mouth and pop rocks. his dad is hot.

    • @gusdupree9076
      @gusdupree9076 Před 7 lety

      Jess Secrest secrest out ....of the closet

  • @MozartHerbert
    @MozartHerbert Před 5 lety +70

    6:45 In EVERY Oscars you can see Meryl's husband really awkward in the audience, maybe he's too shy.

    • @caleblenister1340
      @caleblenister1340 Před 4 lety +4

      he's really love her indeed
      he saw only his wife in his eyes and he didn't recongnize the crowd

  • @luciasanz4020
    @luciasanz4020 Před 2 lety +22

    Put Jimmy every year. He knows how to be satirical and joke around without being disrespectful and all the celebrities seem to like him.

  • @shreyatripathi2083
    @shreyatripathi2083 Před 7 lety +472

    "I'd like to bury the hatchet with someone whom I've had issues with." And the the look on Matt Damon's face. Just awesome 😂😂

  • @bambipantanosas6641
    @bambipantanosas6641 Před 7 lety +703

    I love Jimmy! And I love his bromance with Matt Damon! So much fun!! 👍👏🏽🙌✨

  • @joshuajosh4710
    @joshuajosh4710 Před 3 lety +50

    Ryan Reynolds should host the next not sure when but the upcoming Oscars. Man should roast everyone.

  • @danielaiz5120
    @danielaiz5120 Před 4 lety +242

    Fun fact: You can spot EVERY "Avenger" in the background except Iron-Man (R.I.P).

  • @Mohamedsagna19
    @Mohamedsagna19 Před 7 lety +252

    You Did great JIMMY CONGRATULATIONS!!

  • @Olivia_4444
    @Olivia_4444 Před 7 lety +714

    "Remember last year when it seemed like the Oscars were racist?" LMAO Jimmy i'm done

    • @JohnDoe-gw9vs
      @JohnDoe-gw9vs Před 6 lety +1

      Olivia95 FULL OSCARS SHOW ON MY CHANNEL, WATCH BEFORE ITS TAKEN DOWN

  • @ejflor1313
    @ejflor1313 Před 3 lety +30

    I love this everyone starts laughing before he names Matt Damon.

  • @neelefuchs3458
    @neelefuchs3458 Před 4 lety +732

    Suggestion: Robert Downey Jr as the host

  • @trefad917
    @trefad917 Před 7 lety +403

    "Is that an Ivanka?” 😂😂😂

    • @awesome1ru
      @awesome1ru Před 7 lety

      Trefad i didn't get it?

    • @MOllySixxxCA
      @MOllySixxxCA Před 7 lety +1

      awesome1ru he's talking about the clothing line

    • @13666RAI
      @13666RAI Před 7 lety +1

      awesome1ru a drama where merrill streep critiques trump, and trump tweet overated merrill streep, so kimmel joke to compare her dress to ivanka trump (trumps wife right now)

    • @karlasiordia7336
      @karlasiordia7336 Před 7 lety +1

      Ivanka Trump's clothing line

    • @13666RAI
      @13666RAI Před 7 lety +1

      Karla SioMit thank you i'm not american thx for correcting dude i just like the spicy meme

  • @grantbernes2468
    @grantbernes2468 Před 7 lety +1550

    Glad I watched the Oscars - he did a great job as host.

    • @alexb3617
      @alexb3617 Před 7 lety +4

      little too sharp maybe. still overall very good

    • @jazzx251
      @jazzx251 Před 7 lety +29

      It was a toned-down Ricky Gervais - but good nevertheless.
      Gervais has led the way in how to host an awards show.

    • @shannem1
      @shannem1 Před 7 lety +3

      Grant Bernes I will respectfully disagree I couldn't get past his opening number and changed the station. He seemed so nervous he needed a drink....and another and another...

    • @NiVi192
      @NiVi192 Před 6 lety +9

      Shanne Montibon You seriously thought so?! When what did you think about Fallon's Golden Globe disaster. That man was the embodiment of a highly neurotic nervous wrack desperate for quick laughs with each moment needing to be more sensational than the other. Kimmel, for me, actually behaved as superior as he does on his own talk show, plus very so on point, clever, inventive, both charming and natural. I personally found that to be one of the best performances by any Oscar host of the 2000s, like we saw a revised old school style! Wow, you really can interpret a person's on-stage appearance entirely differently!

  • @CoachingHigher
    @CoachingHigher Před 6 lety +22

    He did an AMAZING job and the shoutout to Meryl had me in tears!♥️
    And this year yet another nomination! Wow.

  • @tristan7844
    @tristan7844 Před 7 lety +413

    Can we all just agree that THIS JIMMY is way better and funnier...

    • @bigchungus7050
      @bigchungus7050 Před 7 lety +16

      Carlos Loayza when he's not on his own show he's actually funny. like when he was on James corden I was dying

    • @arsenalf.c6443
      @arsenalf.c6443 Před 7 lety

      Carlos Loayza no i don't .

    • @tristan7844
      @tristan7844 Před 7 lety

      When Fallon is not on his own show he's funny?

  • @jessicani9460
    @jessicani9460 Před 7 lety +495

    Jimmy Kimmel did a great job but the when I saw Scarlett sitting next to Chris I was like 👀 MY FAVORITES

  • @kbatraful
    @kbatraful Před 4 lety +96

    Man Kimmel is the perfect host for the Oscars especially since he’s already on ABC

    • @wizardgaming3313
      @wizardgaming3313 Před 3 lety

      You’ve obviously have never heard of Ricky Gervais then.

    • @anitejmishra8836
      @anitejmishra8836 Před 3 lety +4

      @@wizardgaming3313 if Gervais hosted the Oscars, hospitals will be overburdened by roasted celebrities.

  • @xy-fb8jo
    @xy-fb8jo Před 4 lety +24

    7:48 Kidman.exe has stopped working

  • @MLSoll
    @MLSoll Před 7 lety +67

    6:12 Viggo's half smile is so sweet

  • @joninewazzup
    @joninewazzup Před 7 lety +633

    4:55 Scarlett Johansson and Chris Evans look adorable next to eachother

  • @user-jp4df1el5k
    @user-jp4df1el5k Před 2 lety +4

    Come back for this for refreshing my mind after this year oscar

  • @nadiag7243
    @nadiag7243 Před 4 lety +10

    Meryl Streep..greatest actress ever..no one can top her accomplishments! Jimmy Kimmel wasn't afraid of anything or anyone when he hosted that year!

  • @donaldtrump5650
    @donaldtrump5650 Před 7 lety +123

    That Meryl Streep joke tho 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @michaelcain721
    @michaelcain721 Před 7 lety +5620

    Do you know who I would love to see host the oscars? Graham norton, for those of you who haven't heard of him, he's an Irish chat show host in the UK. Give his show a chance, he really is a hilarious host who knows how to make a good show. Hope he gets this job soon. Also I'd just like to add, taraji p. Henson is looking absolutely stunning 😍

  • @folarinosibodu
    @folarinosibodu Před 4 měsíci +2

    That Merrill moment has to be one of the greatest moments in all of tv history. Well done Jimmy. A president was mean to her and Jimmy totally turned it around.

  • @cowboylikeme854
    @cowboylikeme854 Před 5 lety +38

    6:30 I love how Meryl starts hiding 😂

  • @karlaSinger
    @karlaSinger Před 7 lety +103

    That Meryl standing ovation... YAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • @Ann-dt6pt
    @Ann-dt6pt Před 6 lety +2980

    4:55 Scarlett Johansson and Chris Evans sitting next to each other

  • @shahzebqureshi4581
    @shahzebqureshi4581 Před 5 lety +32

    4:06 The 125.8 billion dollar face.

  • @que_93
    @que_93 Před 3 lety +6

    I think this was the best monologue that I have heard! That back to back laughter, punches, and none being silly, and yet tickling your bones..... Aaahhhhh!!! He is a genius!!!!

  • @Veralidainai
    @Veralidainai Před 7 lety +248

    I'm more excited to see that Black Widow and Captain America is sitting next to each other.

    • @lonser42
      @lonser42 Před 7 lety +3

      Miriam 😍😍😍

    • @rafaelyaguaro2842
      @rafaelyaguaro2842 Před 7 lety +17

      Miriam this wasn't the Oscars, this was the prelude for Infinity War

    • @katnismellark
      @katnismellark Před 7 lety +3

      glad i wasn't the only one that noticed :D

    • @eglikoliopanou4295
      @eglikoliopanou4295 Před 7 lety +3

      just lovee 😍😍😍

    • @eblalgen
      @eblalgen Před 7 lety

      But Hawkeye was way over on the side. That was lame. And a few years ago, his movie won an Oscar.

  • @ameenyounis4017
    @ameenyounis4017 Před 7 lety +2104

    7:40 matt damon was the first to stand up in meryl's honor , he is simply the greatest.

    • @wylier
      @wylier Před 6 lety +37

      What does that even mean? Yes, I know what 'cucked' means, just not sure how it applies to Matt in this context.

    • @xo0o0
      @xo0o0 Před 6 lety +137

      Ameen Younis no , it was some other guy in the back

    • @CarissaConti
      @CarissaConti Před 6 lety +38

      @ Ameen Younis - Annnnnd.....this comment is exactly what is wrong with the world. So many people in the public that worship these fools. Meryl Streep is nobody. Just an actress...and one who leapt to her own feet to honor child rapist Roman Polanski, and then referred to rapist Harvey Weinstein as her personal "God." Matt Damon isn't anything either. Just an actor. He hasn't cured cancer, instigated world peace, or cleaned up all the environmental pollutants destroying Earth. He recites lines in front of a camera. Some nobody line reciter, standing up in "honor" of some other nobody line reciter, who in turn celebrates known rapists and pedophiles. The world needs to stop worshipping these idiots.

    • @tolulopeidowu6635
      @tolulopeidowu6635 Před 6 lety +28

      Carissa Conti what a stupid comment

    • @CarissaConti
      @CarissaConti Před 6 lety +16

      @ Tolulope Idowu - Only stupid if you're one of the fools who worships these "people."

  • @rafaaudi28
    @rafaaudi28 Před rokem +2

    That merryl streep roast and them standing ovation was so beautiful to see!

  • @_ZackTheSnack_
    @_ZackTheSnack_ Před 6 lety +48

    I was honestly hoping Matt Damon would hop on and ruin his speech😂

  • @3lement2010
    @3lement2010 Před 7 lety +186

    You can tell Jimmy was nervous. I'm so proud of him!!

  • @tylerb7503
    @tylerb7503 Před 7 lety +151

    we have no life

  • @kevins3646
    @kevins3646 Před 4 lety +13

    Jimmy knows how to get everyone to laugh at someone without embarrassing him. This is comedic gold from Jimmy

  • @boblozaintherealworld3577
    @boblozaintherealworld3577 Před 3 lety +15

    Never watched this before. Jimmy was right on point and damn funny. btw, as a long time listener of KROQ in Los Angeles, I remember when Kimmel and Adam Corolla were featured as "call in" characters. And here Jimmy is making fun of Merrel Streep on a worldwide stage. And she's digging it! Good for you, Jimmy.

  • @Godfather_Al
    @Godfather_Al Před 7 lety +626

    and i thought that girl sitting next to mel gibson was his daughter or something but turns out it's his girlfriend who is 26 years old while mel is 61. ok then........

  • @Gorgoil313
    @Gorgoil313 Před 7 lety +290

    That standing ovation for Meryl Streep was a great 'rub it in your face' moment for Trump!!!

    • @Captain_Insano_nomercy
      @Captain_Insano_nomercy Před 7 lety +20

      Gorgoil313 lol of course she got a standing O? She's surrounded by like minded, elitist actors? Obviously actors didn't make much of a difference in that election huh 🙄

    • @Erin.56
      @Erin.56 Před 7 lety +18

      Yes it was! Perfect. "The totally overrated actress meryl Streep" . Too funny. Perfect dig to Trump!

    • @jesussotelo4775
      @jesussotelo4775 Před 7 lety +7

      the liberal circle jerk is strong with these people

    • @camuraiwarrior6959
      @camuraiwarrior6959 Před 7 lety

      Youre a dipshit

    • @rylansargent8638
      @rylansargent8638 Před 7 lety +5

      A bunch of Hollywood Elites clapping for another Hollywood elite. Nobody outside of their echo chamber cares. It's sad that your life sucks so badly that you live in the fake media's delusions

  • @zoltansafar
    @zoltansafar Před 2 lety +10

    Jimmy roasted the hell out of them in the smartest, sharpest way possible

  • @danielewenkhare3600
    @danielewenkhare3600 Před 3 lety +8

    2017 Oscars is my NO.1 and ONLY FAVOURITE OSCARS awards ceremony EVER PERIODTTTT 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @simanaden4599
    @simanaden4599 Před 7 lety +154

    Kimmel was a good choice as a host! Bravo. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @BAdrianne91
    @BAdrianne91 Před 7 lety +172

    can we talk about the "miss universe flashback" that just happened? 😂😂😂

    • @goodguynow
      @goodguynow Před 7 lety +3

      BAdrianne91 no man it's too soon lol

    • @evanhuang6325
      @evanhuang6325 Před 7 lety +1

      schornstein when they were announcing the winner of the best picture, they announced that 'la la land' won but the truth was they received the wrong card and that the movie 'moonlight' actually won, it was handled pretty well on stage though.

  • @VivaLaDnDLogs
    @VivaLaDnDLogs Před 4 měsíci +1

    They brought out the best jokes in the Matt Damon feud to date.

  • @khany17
    @khany17 Před 6 lety +7

    You were the highlight of 2017 Oscars. I am mighty glad that you are hosting 2018 Oscars as well. I wasn't going to bother watching the Show but for you.

  • @alexanderherrera9827
    @alexanderherrera9827 Před 7 lety +385

    Glad Jimmy acknowledged Meryl Streep's outstanding career. She is truly a great actress.

    • @LateNightVibes_
      @LateNightVibes_ Před 7 lety +19

      NO She's smart

    • @SaeykaH
      @SaeykaH Před 7 lety +9

      Alexander Herrera I like her but there is nothing remarkable about her,

    • @benpotter572
      @benpotter572 Před 7 lety +6

      Alexander Herrera She's a dumbass. Blind to the realities of the world.

    • @marvindeleon5850
      @marvindeleon5850 Před 7 lety +1

      She's a boring actress.

    • @quietdemon8138
      @quietdemon8138 Před 7 lety +1

      Alexander Herrera could you tell me how cause I don't really consider her a respectable person or actress but that's my opinion

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 7 lety +808

    Wow.. Cool that they let this be on his channel. Thanks, Jimmy. And the Oscars people, of course. And the guys who edit and encode these vids for youtube... and um.. my agent.. and my family.. couldn't do this without you! And the.. oh they're playing the music.. um.. But thanks to everyone I missed.. You know who you are.. and um.. Trump is a monster! Resist!!! and uh... oh...Someone is trying to.. yes.. they're walking me away from the computer..

  • @aameyadevansh4246
    @aameyadevansh4246 Před 2 lety +7

    the Meryl Streep part will never cease to be funny

  • @ByPieroValentin
    @ByPieroValentin Před 5 lety +52

    4:09 when your clone starts to malfunction

  • @andrewstran
    @andrewstran Před 7 lety +284

    7:47 Nicole Kidman fails at clapping

    • @vibrationalcurrency
      @vibrationalcurrency Před 7 lety +4

      Andrew Tran lol imagine if fallon was hosting

    • @jamesmartin2493
      @jamesmartin2493 Před 7 lety +14

      Thank God he's not!😂😀

    • @sssophie9292
      @sssophie9292 Před 7 lety +2

      Andrew Tran I noticed that 😄 maybe she got confused half way through whether they should be clapping.
      Haha, that would have been hilarious if Fallon was on 😂 #neverforget

    • @masknothing5683
      @masknothing5683 Před 7 lety

      If you look like a robot you clap like one

  • @annalisemae7627
    @annalisemae7627 Před 7 lety +1578

    I hope he becomes a regular host of Oscars. So funny!!

    • @goe5
      @goe5 Před 7 lety +35

      blackfoot better than you

    • @mr.harroldramanan8154
      @mr.harroldramanan8154 Před 7 lety +35

      Jeff O like ur Mom

    • @noble_experiment
      @noble_experiment Před 7 lety +9

      I hope he does ! tbh anyone is better than Neil

    • @alexepic9993
      @alexepic9993 Před 7 lety +34

      he's also doing the Oscars this year again because Disney said he was so good

    • @brook117
      @brook117 Před 7 lety +2

      OnceUponATime518 Alex Really??! Is it confirmed???

  • @grodule2758
    @grodule2758 Před 3 lety +62

    What if Gulmiro hosted it would be the best Oscar's ever

  • @YeeSoest
    @YeeSoest Před 5 lety +58

    The Oscars
    Or
    Acting is our profession but clapping like a normal person is just so hard...

  • @noornounou7036
    @noornounou7036 Před 7 lety +307

    HANDS DOWN THE BEST OSCARS SHOW IVE EVER SEEN AND IT ALL BECAUSE OF YOU JIMMY❤️🙌🏽

    • @zainkhanrealtor8198
      @zainkhanrealtor8198 Před 7 lety +4

      Noor Nounou - Agreed. Best Oscars ever!!!

    • @Stonehengoo
      @Stonehengoo Před 7 lety +21

      Ellen was better and had better iconic moments: selfie and pizza.

    • @ifthisismyhandlewhereismyspout
      @ifthisismyhandlewhereismyspout Před 7 lety +8

      If they ever dared to get Ricky Gervais then that would be by far the best oscars.

    • @Tstarr600
      @Tstarr600 Před 7 lety

      idk... There's a reason for that. I like Ricky, but he rubs a LOT of people in hollywood the wrong way. Somehow when he's hosting and tells an insulting joke about other artists, it actually just comes off as rude and mean rather than funny. He finds humor in too-low blows for an awards show, so having him host is risky. I heard his name came up a few years back, but he bombed another awards show with poor taste and the Oscars won't risk using him out of fear that some nominees would actually refuse to attend if he hosts.

    • @ifthisismyhandlewhereismyspout
      @ifthisismyhandlewhereismyspout Před 7 lety

      Teresa Starr Well he made the Golden Globes a lot more entertaining every time he hosted. Who wouldn't wanna see celebrities get wrecked in front of hundreds of millions of people?

  • @MuhammadEgypt
    @MuhammadEgypt Před 7 lety +885

    Nice dress btw. Is that an Ivanka? Hahaha

    • @roxy5588
      @roxy5588 Před 7 lety +1

      Mohamed Farouk 😂😂😂😂

    • @alexb3617
      @alexb3617 Před 7 lety +2

      he meant Ivanka Trump right?

    • @MuhammadEgypt
      @MuhammadEgypt Před 7 lety

      Yes. :D

    • @jillwalker462
      @jillwalker462 Před 7 lety

      Mohamed Farouk Illegal , go back where you came from stupid a @@

    • @hippiesoul8448
      @hippiesoul8448 Před 7 lety +12

      Sharon Walker don't be ignorant. In that case you and your ancestors should go first...

  • @yianax
    @yianax Před 3 lety +10

    That moment when you realize everyone stood up for Meryl.... Except her husband 🤣

  • @NitinChauhan-vh2yk
    @NitinChauhan-vh2yk Před 4 lety +22

    6:08 My Brother, my captain, my King!

  • @Squbany23
    @Squbany23 Před 7 lety +52

    I dont get why right is upset about this speech? TWO VERY LIGHT MENTIONS about Prez Trump.I loved it.Great job Jimmy.

  • @Mohamedshahidm
    @Mohamedshahidm Před 7 lety +147

    Look at all those political remarks in Hollywood . while in India , actors wouldn't even speak against the fascist Modi government

    • @JaneNayes
      @JaneNayes Před 7 lety +11

      If Trump had any balls he would send death squads after those that openly oppose him. The president has no balls. Why are these people allowed to live?!

    • @rickdeckard5719
      @rickdeckard5719 Před 7 lety +34

      +Shane Nath Is that you Putin?

    • @arsenalf.c6443
      @arsenalf.c6443 Před 7 lety +4

      Mesut Renly Spector Hey man why should Indian film industry actors speak against their own government if they don't have any problem the government, they are not opposition party . Also, recently with the ban on film- Lipstick under my Burqa, the whole industry is demanding to uplift the ban.

    • @arsenalf.c6443
      @arsenalf.c6443 Před 7 lety +3

      Mesut Renly Spector You might have your own problems with the Indian government. But here in India the Indian film industry has infact SUPPORTED THE MODI GOVT be it on issue of Surgical Strike in P.O.K or on Demonitisation.

    • @rajshivaram3557
      @rajshivaram3557 Před 7 lety +4

      the grass on the other side always looks greener our country is safer than their country and you can say all you want you brainwashed idiot