Man With a Van Challenge Part 1 | Top Gear | BBC
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- čas přidán 20. 09. 2010
- Part one of two. Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May take to the Top Gear track as their £1000 vans are subjected to a series of distinctly non-industry standard tests!
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Clarkson: "I don't like manual labor"
2020: *Becomes a farmer*
Rich people farming is different from regular farming
@@sayno2lolzisback Matt Baker as a perfect example.....
@@smoketinytom Most of my family are farmers and it's not this romantic, idyllic life of looking after pigs and selling mustard. Its bloody, tough, and never ending with little reward. I was rubbish at it lol
@@sayno2lolzisback the farm show showed this pritty well
tbf his "farming" is far from actual farming. its so modern and the labor side comes from extremely massive area with very few worker tending it
"Richard really did have a size problem..... and his van was pretty small as well"
This cracked me up so much
U Wot M8? LMAO
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U Wot M8? Ö
Lol
U Wot M8? P
I laughed when the camera man overshot the start lol.
me to
+jumbodrawn A bit of a derp moment that.
Funniest part
Same
jumbodrawn yeah
the cameraman was funnier than the new top gear
LOL
Haha, shit you're right
Wind Rift
To me the new top gear racing is like watching snails race around the Nurburgring, it's boring
Wind Rift I know XD
"James was having problems with his illegal immigrant .. so he decided to employ him" Subtle social commentary there haha
James really is a practical man.
wouldnt get away with that joke in todays media. SJW's would be crying red murder about how racist it is.
Silent Gamer2015 They did cry murder about it. That’s why it was funny.
Odin Satanas Obesity changes the brain’s inherent chemistry, making it very hard to stop eating
So it is that hard to “just eat a little less”
"get in the back, you owe me 20 grand"
"Even the cameraman was used to things much quicker than this" XD
Neato i
Toxfrot خ٠ت
Cameraman: shoots the camera forward to fast
funnier than the new top gear
they filmed me while eff ing your mum, i finished way early
Imagine driving down the motorway when a Transit van comes up behind with the driver halfway out the window trying to get as close as possible
I would think I am in a Bond, Bourne or Mission Impossible film. xD
That’s not happened to you?
Trainwreck727 quite nearly, but it doesnt have to be a van it’s everyone crammed up your ass in Florida
Lol when I saw that part i laughed at ur comment hahah
I will never have a van
i feel like these guys could make a snail race exciting
they would probably put engines in em with aerodynamics in the back and maybe a parachute in the back for breaks aswell
Sean Brennan Jeremy would probably mount a XJ2 or a W16 engine onto a snail just like what he did on the transit xD
Has Communism Ever Produced A Good Car? proved they did.
That honestly should have been a challenge at one point.
Jeremy would put a v8 and yell powaaaa
this episode is filled with awesome one liners, too many too mention!
No worries, we all just watched and heard it.
@Dan da man still got it wrong even though you watched it 🤣
one thing I dislike when top gear upload vids, they remove the bit when they introduce what they've bought
And change all the music
Music changes are for licensing reasons. And they cut stuff out because they want you to pay to watch it all.
"James, are you filiming with us today or are you moving house?"
“Get in the back, hide under the mattress, and you owe me 20 grand.” These guys r just too funny
"i wasn't expecting much...unlike our cameraman who used to filming much faster stuff than this." ahahahaa :D so good!!!
Je 54t4 5yyy
what about the illegal immigrants ?
+rhetorical ABM Sprint The illegal immigrants are probably getting buttfucked in Belmarsh Prison, while our taxes pay for their stay in there. >:(
2:09 'Richard really did have a size problem, and his van was pretty smal too' IM DYING HAHAHA
*small aswell
@@Zak-ob5ze Don't be that guy...
@@jeek3452 ok
What's impressive is how Jeremy got a perfect plate in the Van without shattering it. 2:49
0:58 “Goodbye, May!”
*Sound of Hell Opening*
he actually said goodbye mate
is James driving a chevy LMAO
@@GuninGames no. Its an LDV convoy
Day 16 into Quarantine: I’m crying over how funny it was when the camera man shot ahead of the cars.
Ive watched this too much in quarantine
Paul Mummery Ive watched this way too much in general.
Yeah same
the cameraman was funnier than the new top gear
Luckily it’s still funny watching it every day into almost day 356 into Quarantine
"Richard really did have a size problem! And his van was small as well."
hahahah
Sahil Bhatia *Lightweight eh.*
richard pp small
this is Jeffery, this is Ian, this is Steven.. hahahahahaha hilarious
Hehe
Oops I'm 7 years late
"I'll tell you what though. We're no worse than the last removal people I used."
"So, the next challenge then."
I assume that they just disappeared with all of James's stuff, that's the only thing worse than what those 3 did.
"James was having problems with his illegal immigrant."
"So he decided to employ him."
The way that May starts walking at 6:37 is absolutely hilarious 🚶🏼♂️
@@SuperCarGaming150 LMAO - literally
That tailgating challenge is pure genius in so many levels
I feel like it actually has inspired Transit van drivers to do that on non dual carriageways when people are already at the speed limit. It’s happened to me serval times to and from work and though I didn’t have that laser for exact gap, if I had to brake suddenly because of a sudden traffic light change etc they’d hit which is part of why I have a dash cam
James naming his spanners: "this is Jeff, this is steven...." hahahaha!!!
That drag race seems unrealistic. Vans are the fastest vehicles on British roads!
Nah, the fastest vehicles on British roads are those little black taxis.
Uh, yeah. But acceleration doesn't count - it's the way they're driven.
+puskascat Did you misspell Veyron?
It's the speed at which they're driven rather than the speed of which they are capable that makes them the fastest.
veyron is ugly old and slow lol
It cracks me when the camera man moves faster than the vans. Not used to slow moving vehicles.
0:58 James is enjoying his roaring 2.5L Engine XD
"we're going to run out of runway before james gets anywhere near us"
LMAO!
Is it just me, or was James carrying a lot of mattresses on the back?
@@llody7777 Yes. But even without the mattresses he would’ve not been able to catch up due to how much heavier the van was than the Transit
"Does it measure in miles?" LMAO
Loved it when Richard won: "WANKERS!!!... oh, where did that come from?!?"
:D
5:50 I like how James admits he’s already lost that challenge😂
How do you say get in the front in Albanian? hahaha
+iCONICAACINOCi I am Albanian man!
+iCONICAACINOCi dil perpara :p
+iCONICAACINOCi Get në frontin
+Kabuli Arapi hahhahah,na permenden prap
Henri Cela na kan fiksim :p
The cameraman part hahaha
1:54 there's an opened red bull can 😂😂
And ??
'That didn't break, that's didn't break, yes it did, that did' :D
0:39 This has got to be one of my favorite moments in all of Top Gear and Grand Tour. It's just so good.
Top gear should really do a mystery challenge, give the guys £2000 each and tell them to get any car that they think will be able to stand up to everything the TG team throw at them and then give them random challenges that will test the guys vehicle choice
ellieisfit15 a Mazda Miata
Offroad Audi station wagon
Id try to get my hands on a Toyota Hilux unless I was in the states (which I am) then I'd get a second gen s10 with a 4.3 and a five speed
Volvo station wagon
They KIND of did that in the ‘unscripted’ Grand Tour episode
At 6:16 james is holding a cup and the is a hand on the window.. If you put it at x0.5 you'll see it
1:26
"@#$%&! Where did THAT come from?!"
LOL, Hammond.
What did he say?
@@pilotvictor7896 Wankers I believe haha
@@jamesphilip9709 makes sense
Haha I was just about to say the same thing! :D
WANKERS! Where did THAT come from?! :D
I laughed so hard when Jeremy stuck his head outside his van during the tailgating challenge! 😂
why are there 10 mattresses in may's truck during the tailgating challenge?
I think they loaded all the mattresses in his van after the loading challenge
Ddhfacetyy Nahh a few mattresses wouldn’t slow a van down
Ddhfacetyy Wouldn’t slow a 2.5 van like that
@Ddhfacetyy Your math isn't lining up, it would be somewhere around 50 pounds.
I always enjoy Jeremy's impression of James
"This is Geoffrey, this is Ian, this is Stephen..." lol
4:36 "It's like being followed by a small insect!" I lost it so accurate xd
5:18 “You CANNOT see where the front is”
Clarkson, this is why modern cars of 2018+ have cameras on their front grilles. Take my 2018 Mitsubishi Outlander SEL for example, we have 7 cameras on that car, all for parking and reversing it.
6:53 Clarkson's genious, it's almost frightening
dam bbc back at it again with the white vans
Omg.
+Dami Nooki Cringe.
Dami Nooki I cringe because bronies.
Dami Nooki im afraid of furries. they make me cringe. one kid cringed so hard he died. of cancer. so furies cause cancer. KILL FURIES KILL CANCER
+Martynas Augustinas Gecas They travel everywhere. They've even made it to TopGear. Rip
03:20 Clarkson! you dastardly troll
1:04 looks like Jeremy is riding on a million bumpers!🤣
"Second, average" always gets me
1:46
Clarkson: “I don’t like manual labor”
Also Clarkson in 2020: “I bought a farm!”
I really miss top gear
Bobby Ray Parris Scroll to the top of the page! your find your long lost Top Gear!
+Bobby Ray Parris Me too. However, Clarkson was a ticking time bomb waiting to get fired. Previous remarks and actions on camera leading up to him getting fired showed us that he was on borrowed time with the BBC. The end was near, even though it was hilarious at the time.
Cant watch it with those new protagonists, they dont bring the good content and the good jokes
Same here Bobby
MrSupercar55 come back
7:32 LOL the way James said "oh for Pete's sake" sounded amusing
1:13 do you hear "SECOND!" or "was that good"
Second
-6 mm hahaha
Loved how expecting the camera man was lol
And how excited he got winning the worlds slowest drag race was amazing
"While the others set to work with spanners, I broke out my ingenuity"
I honestly thought, here comes the hammer😂 but it turns out to be a van😂😂
lol at the start.... the camera man took off... then went back hahaha
5:12 I love how Hammond says "Now thats a familiar sight" about Transit drivers.
omg that cameraman joke at the beggining was too funny
Richard really did have a size problem, and his van was pretty small as well.
"Richard really did have a size problem and his van was pretty small as we'll" 😂😂😂
“Can I be excused this?” 🤣
2:07 Probably the funniest Top Gear joke... in the world!
6:06
*“I can hear it but i cant see it”*
Died when Hammond swore, his reaction though!
Looking it for the third time I discovered that your selection on this Van's is in what you want.
1. If you want something fast but without many space buy hammond van
2. If you want to balance speed and space go with Jeremy's van
3. If you want to carry an entire house at the cost of speed go with May's van
Cap Slow is the best... They're ALL THE BEST !!! The Grand Tour FTW !
2:50 That didn't break, that didn't brea....yes it did, that did!
Hahahaha just love Hammonds reaction at 1:26
"31 mm -- You could park a bus in that gap! Hammond!" HAHAHAH
Haha
Imagine a bus that long😂
0:01 just chilling in the middle of a runway or road
6:30
"That's more manual labor"
I JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!
I just love the way James laughs before saying "I can't catch up"
Same
camara man too funny
Love that camera man
The tailgating challenge was too good😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“This is Geoffrey, this is Ian, this is Steven..”
😂😂😂
2:04 onwards - what most couriers do with their parcels at depots or when loading their vehicles - why you get so many damages!
5:59 camera shutter speed perfectly matched tire spin speed
no, its smn else but i forgot cuz i have the brain capacity of a toddler
What I love about the CZcams clips of top gear or grand tour is they show the outtakes and all of the swearing etc 😂
4:55 “You can park a bus in that gap”😂😂😂😂 Imagine a bus actually that short you could park it in that🤣🤣
Jeremy: “I don’t like manual labour”
Me neither Jezza… me neither
"Second!! Average!!"
Made me lol hard!! :D
the way they write company name on side still make me laugh today
*Transit door falls off*
"He looks such a pillock!"
1:04 when it been 3 months since she got to ride lmao😂😂
"He'd given them all names! This is Jeffrey, this is Ian, this is Stephen" loll
I haven't laughed this much in YEARS!!! THANK YOU
5:38 i like how he just looked at the camera like " yeah I just did that"
I couldn't stop laughing at the camera man's fail, oh god have mercy! XD
0:58 "Goodbye, May!"
*BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!*
this has to be one of my favorite challenges
The camera when the van was trying to catch up 😂
Richard really did have a size problem and his van pretty small as well.. hahaha
5:32
A crime was commited!
How dare he bump in to a mondeo and dent the back bumper
This is one of the funniest challenges they've made! :D
love these guys
1:03 me at the end of a project cars 2 race
2:10
“Richard really did have a size problem, and his van was pretty small as well”
Such an underrated comment lol
Total carnage, as per usual. Great stuff!
Classic Top Gear segment... this needed an update!