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  • @ShubhamBhushanCC
    @ShubhamBhushanCC Před 3 lety +2557

    Hammond is the only one who's wearing the required south asian lorry driver uniform.

  • @TheChrisBarrows
    @TheChrisBarrows Před 9 lety +4373

    "Modern lorry drivers are crisp, and sharp." Best line ever if you sound it out in Clarkson's accent.

    • @beautifullion69
      @beautifullion69 Před 8 lety +157

      ...enter Hammond in his jorts and tank top.

    • @Isaiahgrae2
      @Isaiahgrae2 Před 6 lety +10

      Chris Barrows when I read this comment that happened! XD

    • @danjohnson2914
      @danjohnson2914 Před 6 lety +12

      Literally the best line he's ever said

    • @NwaEgo
      @NwaEgo Před 5 lety +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @mobro538
      @mobro538 Před 5 lety +11

      2:37

  • @isaacd4425
    @isaacd4425 Před 4 lety +941

    2:21 looks like the loud music triggered flashbacks for May when he got his stereo messed up in the teenage cars episode hahah

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself Před rokem +161

    2:20
    the ear-splitting bass combined with James' look of utter confusion and disdain is the purest form of comedy

  • @wardude01
    @wardude01 Před 8 lety +5898

    Jeremy: Banging stereo.. Do you want to hear it?
    James: No not really
    *turns stereo on*
    Boooophooooovoooodoooooooooooo

    • @Dan-vu3vt
      @Dan-vu3vt Před 5 lety +196

      dont know how he kept a straight face

    • @memematt5899
      @memematt5899 Před 4 lety +79

      Sicko mode

    • @novabusboy7331
      @novabusboy7331 Před 4 lety +79

      ear rape

    • @RWL2012
      @RWL2012 Před 4 lety +33

      @Philippe Ernst cheapo off-brand equipment (fake of an off-brand in the case of the MDS amplifier - as in not a "real" MD Sound lol), and probably wired / adjusted incorrectly haha... the amplifier wattage is also overrated, more like 230 watts RMS both amplifiers combined... cheap inefficient Class AB designs... it won't sound THAT bad in person though, sounds like the microphone was placed too close and was overloading

    • @snapper4008
      @snapper4008 Před 4 lety +7

      whats the name of the song

  • @lazspencer496
    @lazspencer496 Před 3 lety +434

    The reason why he mentioned it was built in either 1959 or 1976 is because it was probably bought from Thailand (those are thai lorry licence plates) and thai ppl count year in buddhist era
    Both year translates to 2502 BE and 2520 BE respectively, so the seller probably confuses year 02 with year 20 somewhere along the line

    • @barebarekun161
      @barebarekun161 Před rokem +7

      2519=1976

    • @maruanopl8756
      @maruanopl8756 Před rokem +3

      How boring is your life that you know that as a fact? Siuru

    • @benediktmayr1701
      @benediktmayr1701 Před rokem +42

      @@maruanopl8756 i think it is quite interesting to be honest.

    • @rlycervano8934
      @rlycervano8934 Před rokem +4

      @@maruanopl8756 eh, I do like that fact
      I get to know new things

  • @SawdEndymon
    @SawdEndymon Před 8 lety +4579

    "At this point, Hammond arrived, with a glovebox of strong pornography, and egg on his vest."~Jeremy Clarkson, 2014.
    *BEST QUOTE EVER!!!*

  • @ryancoveyduc9160
    @ryancoveyduc9160 Před 10 lety +3116

    This was an EPIC episode.

    • @TamirB.98
      @TamirB.98 Před 9 lety +81

      Epic special

    • @PiitBoy
      @PiitBoy Před 9 lety

      Denkw

    • @stevenpersoon
      @stevenpersoon Před 6 lety +17

      Pinhead Larry An episode is longer, but BBC puts smaller parts on youtube; for money ofc.

    • @rcoveyduc
      @rcoveyduc Před 6 lety +6

      This is a highlight of the episode you yob.

    • @danielanderson2331
      @danielanderson2331 Před 6 lety

      Sure was man!!

  • @110armyfitt4
    @110armyfitt4 Před 5 lety +1290

    3:54 did James hurt his hand on Jeremy’s lorry paint.

  • @KPKonliner
    @KPKonliner Před 10 lety +791

    I love the last part where they build the bridge on River Kok

    • @Humance
      @Humance Před 10 lety +45

      lol, big spoiler there!

    • @KPKonliner
      @KPKonliner Před 10 lety +5

      Lol ! And finally they made their way through the bridge !

    • @111danish111
      @111danish111 Před 6 lety +42

      But there was a slope on it !!!

    • @potentix
      @potentix Před 4 lety

      CZcamsCZcams that wasnt in this video

    • @Mister_Kourkoutas
      @Mister_Kourkoutas Před 4 lety +6

      CZcamsCZcams Oh Kok. . .

  • @DaHuntsman1
    @DaHuntsman1 Před 8 lety +1245

    the more i think about the switch labeled "?" the more i laugh

    • @SerrOleg
      @SerrOleg Před 8 lety

      +DaHuntsman1 I must be missing something, could you explain? :D

    • @Geographus666
      @Geographus666 Před 8 lety +38

      +Tauroo WoW On James dashboard was a button he labled with "?" because he couldn't figure out what it did. You can see it at 1:50

    • @matth.1728
      @matth.1728 Před 6 lety +19

      +Tauroo as far as I know that's the symbol for a cigarette lighter

    • @msap6813
      @msap6813 Před 6 lety +5

      I think its better that the way James wrote hazards it looks more like wizards. So its: wizards?

    • @Momo_Kawashima
      @Momo_Kawashima Před 5 lety +3

      Collin I would like to pull it while going at 100 km/h on a highway

  • @Derikimi
    @Derikimi Před 6 lety +116

    2:23
    I just Imagined a James standing idle in the corner of a loud night club with a bored expression.

  • @fermentedfruit
    @fermentedfruit Před 3 lety +21

    “BMW 325I and this almost identical” 🤣🤣🤣 I love Clarkson’s references

  • @CrazyWS
    @CrazyWS Před 2 lety +5

    2:17 Automotive students showing off the massive sub they put in their car to everyone they can.

  • @straightbusta2609
    @straightbusta2609 Před 3 lety +73

    That intro by Jeremy Clarkson, he says "I've bought a Stereo a comb and I got a lorry included in the price" is something only he would say

  • @jayswarrow1196
    @jayswarrow1196 Před 4 lety +215

    "James, your crane is too small!"
    "He dragged that miserable insect all the way here, for nothing."
    That was a great episode, a true classic to add to collection.

  • @Average-mi6ih
    @Average-mi6ih Před 3 lety +36

    Clarkson has achieved deep fried memes

  • @jarub7641
    @jarub7641 Před 6 lety +26

    2:18 Top Gear genuinely inventing the earrape

  • @svpracer98
    @svpracer98 Před 2 lety +12

    0:30 "I've bought a stereo"
    Basically summarized the ownership experience of my 2017 GMC Terrain.

  • @Ajaxster
    @Ajaxster Před 6 lety +402

    Clarkson listening to bass boosted songs before bass boosting became a meme

    • @Crackshot212
      @Crackshot212 Před 4 lety +21

      No-one:
      Jeremy clarkson: *its free real estate*

    • @Alex-cw3rz
      @Alex-cw3rz Před 2 lety +5

      The least funny and most juvinile meme ever

    • @rowanmelton7643
      @rowanmelton7643 Před 2 lety +5

      He's also recorded having said "Yeet" at some point in the 90s. The man's a meme machine

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle Před 2 lety +1

      Unless this was filmed in 2001 and they all look old and decrepit for no reason, then it was well after bass boosting had become a meme. It's just come 'round again, that's all.

  • @RishabhSawant
    @RishabhSawant Před 4 lety +278

    2:55 "what is that? A lorry or a Hindu temple?"- James May. Best!

    • @amar....
      @amar.... Před 3 lety +5

      I noticed that too.. he could have better compared to that big, tax payer's money guzzling useless home for that old lady who is just living on this earth to have tea and match her hat and dress colour.

    • @brianreno6600
      @brianreno6600 Před 3 lety +3

      Copied comment

    • @scrambleegg1987
      @scrambleegg1987 Před 2 lety +2

      @@amar.... masonry

  • @voteDC
    @voteDC Před 3 lety +109

    I confess I miss the trio when they worked for the BBC. The Grand Tour stuff is good but the bigger budget seems to have sucked some of the magic away with it.

  • @kevinh7262
    @kevinh7262 Před 3 lety +36

    In 8th grade band we were given the “Colonel Bogey March”, or the song that the prisoners whistle in bridge over the river Kwai. When I mentioned the film and the scene that the song is played, the other kids made fun of me. Then the substitute teacher said the exact same thing and I emerged from that band room a new man, based in fact and not likely to stray to the temptations of ignorance.

  • @Caldronqueen1203
    @Caldronqueen1203 Před 10 lety +254

    The thumbnail is adorable XD

  • @TheWolfwiththeDragon
    @TheWolfwiththeDragon Před 7 lety +362

    2:20 Now whenever I hear that I just think Top Gear got a little on the dank side

  • @actionman9451
    @actionman9451 Před 2 lety +55

    It’s amazing how these lorries despite how bruised and battered they were they were able to make it all the way to the end.

  • @sharpshooter13ify
    @sharpshooter13ify Před 5 lety +41

    "How much does yours weigh?"
    "About a thousand tons!"
    lol

  • @vexron5872
    @vexron5872 Před rokem +37

    Only just fully realised that at 0:25, the sound of the engine squeekily shitting itself is just edited in and his lorry doesn't make that sound at all. The exact same sound can be heard at 1:02 on the "How to demolish a house" video when Richard is picking up tea. That video is from 2011, this is 2014.

  • @LiamS94
    @LiamS94 Před 7 lety +14

    That shot of James when Jeremy's banging stereo is going BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR is absolutely priceless.

  • @bigmarc977
    @bigmarc977 Před 8 lety +795

    what is Hammond wearing lolol

  • @Claeys67
    @Claeys67 Před 8 lety +313

    1:54 "I don't know what it does, so I'll put a label with a question mark on it."

  • @alexnotlando
    @alexnotlando Před 11 měsíci +2

    4:46 richard quietly saying “where’s thailand”

  • @ThatAlexGuyIST
    @ThatAlexGuyIST Před 5 lety +173

    at 3:54 James put his hand on Jeremy's lorry and flinches when he realises how hot it is

  • @Beco96
    @Beco96 Před 8 lety +448

    2:20 I though my speakers broke down :D
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA :D

  • @prigox.veterani
    @prigox.veterani Před 4 lety +84

    Fun fact: If you type “sports lorry” into the CZcams, this is first thing that CZcams finds.

  • @d.dankey1168
    @d.dankey1168 Před 5 lety +28

    I want a compilation of Jeremy's "and i was the first to arrive" that would be so golden

    • @Goat4459
      @Goat4459 Před 11 měsíci

      There is one. Just Google it

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 Před 2 lety +3

    The way Clarkson says "crisp" is crisp.

  • @almostkentish3042
    @almostkentish3042 Před 4 lety +1216

    "Hay"
    *"No"*
    "Turnips"
    *"No"*
    "Kale"
    *"Heroin"*

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 Před 4 lety +18

      Rice was my first guess.

    • @davidrausch7941
      @davidrausch7941 Před 4 lety +11

      @@mirzaahmed6589 right? Like Burmese people do grow crops, as they do eat food, right?

    • @covodex516
      @covodex516 Před 4 lety +30

      @@davidrausch7941 no, they only eat heroin.

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 Před 3 lety

      Covodex Yeah same

    • @McShaggswell
      @McShaggswell Před 3 lety +2

      @@covodex516 Well you can't eat very much rice if you're passed out all the time.

  • @BW-fe8dq
    @BW-fe8dq Před 2 lety +10

    Clarkson "You've bought a heroin lorry."
    Hammond quietly to himself "That's alot of heroin..." 👌

  • @TraeGetsuOZ
    @TraeGetsuOZ Před 5 lety +22

    2:19 please help, i cant breathe💀

  • @hugowalker220
    @hugowalker220 Před 3 lety +5

    I'm so used to ytp of this intro, "Well, I actually bought a crusch" that I forgot the original version

  • @MichaelMiller-uo9uj
    @MichaelMiller-uo9uj Před 5 lety +25

    2:20 Jeremy Clarkson blasted Earrape! XD

  • @yabahal-fakher7992
    @yabahal-fakher7992 Před 4 lety +6

    2:19
    Our elderly friend masters the youthful comedy of "Earrape"

  • @firstescobar6863
    @firstescobar6863 Před 4 lety +9

    I've already seen "Hammond's crispy lorry" I can't get it out of my head😆

  • @hazardious
    @hazardious Před 10 lety +179

    Banging stereo!

  • @ryank.6033
    @ryank.6033 Před 5 lety +6

    That banging stereo dropped the base *HARD*

  • @astral5362
    @astral5362 Před 3 lety +2

    *Hammond's Crispy Lorry*

  • @eufonioun
    @eufonioun Před 3 lety +1

    Hammond with his wife beater shirt lmao

  • @seanalicante7299
    @seanalicante7299 Před 2 lety +5

    0:24 every truck/bus game brakes

    • @sandragoveia8293
      @sandragoveia8293 Před rokem

      yea i dont beleave every bus/truck games got the sound effects from top gear lol

  • @kingsize127
    @kingsize127 Před 2 lety +5

    4:28 love it.

  • @micahh9351
    @micahh9351 Před 2 lety +2

    Clarkson's truck takes forever to shut down

  • @goncalocs5
    @goncalocs5 Před rokem +2

    "Is that a lorry or an Hindu temple?" that one killed me lmao

  • @Jono.
    @Jono. Před 9 lety +7

    That opening shot is absolutely breathtaking

  • @tomonabudget
    @tomonabudget Před 4 lety +39

    From a time when Top Gear and this trio were great fun to watch.
    What an inspiring yet entertaining special that was.

  • @jahoyhoy9097
    @jahoyhoy9097 Před 3 lety +1

    2:21 I'm dying 💀💀💀

  • @JonMow
    @JonMow Před 3 lety +4

    visit before it turn into a warzone

  • @TylerJSison
    @TylerJSison Před 3 lety +6

    3:27 heroin lorry 😂😂

  • @AmanKhan-ym8jb
    @AmanKhan-ym8jb Před 3 lety +5

    2:05 Pretty identical.

  • @epicgameruk87
    @epicgameruk87 Před rokem +1

    Banging stereo! ( turns it up and sounds distorted as hell)

  • @germanvillarroel4142
    @germanvillarroel4142 Před 3 lety +1

    I cannot hear the original video after watching the ytp lmao
    Crisp lorry

  • @terrancebubbatrucks
    @terrancebubbatrucks Před 10 lety +34

    Top gear should do more lorry specials there are the best. :)

  • @hotpocket1685
    @hotpocket1685 Před 4 lety +6

    2:20 Truly amazing

  • @sei-zero
    @sei-zero Před rokem +2

    I love James' entry with a Bollywood song in the background, which for some reason it fits perfectly.

  • @jackreynolds2178
    @jackreynolds2178 Před 5 lety +14

    This might've been my favorite episode of the show honestly

    • @GB-tc4hr
      @GB-tc4hr Před 3 lety +2

      me too its hilarious

  • @drummerdoingstuff5020
    @drummerdoingstuff5020 Před 5 lety +9

    I feel so lucky to live in a time to have witness this show!

  • @shadzgohan1474
    @shadzgohan1474 Před 4 lety +18

    2:21 Jeremy Clarkson Invented the triggered sound effect

  • @hurricane3518
    @hurricane3518 Před 2 lety +1

    This special and the Africa special are the 2 best specials imo

  • @Poseiden2
    @Poseiden2 Před rokem +5

    I loved this Special, a delight from start to finish. Clarkson is equally at his most infuriating (particularly when nearly flattening James) and oddly endearing (with his clear fondness for teddy bears), and the Hamster also shows an unexpected side: his patience at Jeremy's loafing. The new Top Gear trio (Flintoff, Harris & McGuinness) are fun enough despite what appears to be a lower budget, but I miss the edgier days of these three! Buy it!

  • @xxztythonzxx5788
    @xxztythonzxx5788 Před 5 lety +6

    2:46 where gta got the disco bus from

  • @nihadpeljto
    @nihadpeljto Před 5 lety +4

    Hammond was loving it when he was coming

  • @DhirC35
    @DhirC35 Před 4 lety +1

    James has bought a van. God i love the way jeremy talks

  • @marcuspersen8209
    @marcuspersen8209 Před 8 lety +6

    "Is it a lorry ore a hindu tempel?" best line by far 😂😂

  • @yuzetan670
    @yuzetan670 Před 4 lety +3

    2:21 kid:let Me on my favourite song

  • @sandeshjadhav8804
    @sandeshjadhav8804 Před 6 lety +1

    These top gear specials are seriously the best

  • @barebarekun161
    @barebarekun161 Před 10 lety +21

    I'm thai and I can tell you that hammond's lorry actually bought in Thailand
    Looked at its unique license plate at the bottom says "Kanchanaburi"
    Which is one of the provinces in central Thailand one of the provinces close to Burmese border to the west.

  • @insatiable2rossi
    @insatiable2rossi Před 10 lety +4

    The Three Comrades, I love them, I swear.

  • @Alex-of9hq
    @Alex-of9hq Před 4 lety +6

    0:56 *430,920 miles*

  • @sharathramachandran4025
    @sharathramachandran4025 Před 6 lety +2

    That music when James comes in ! Classic XD.

  • @theonlyplain
    @theonlyplain Před 3 lety +1

    thank god these exist, i couldnt watch top gear back in the day

  • @SilverScarletSpider
    @SilverScarletSpider Před 4 lety +8

    Mad respect to manual transmission Truck drivers.

  • @cursedchest6469
    @cursedchest6469 Před 5 lety +30

    2:18 Top Gear was doing earrape before it was popular

  • @charliemade818
    @charliemade818 Před 5 lety +1

    arguable the greatest episode of them all

  • @Erich8101
    @Erich8101 Před 4 lety +1

    YTP cones to mind when Jeremy says how powerful the Stereo is

  • @Marshallhar28
    @Marshallhar28 Před 3 lety +4

    I would really want to go on a trip like this with the Hammond, May and Clarkson

  • @charelpeffer52
    @charelpeffer52 Před 3 lety +4

    I would totally travel the world with richard hammond

  • @baseballhunter42
    @baseballhunter42 Před 3 lety +1

    The blood splatter @3:33 really makes this episode.

  • @lightsaberlordp373
    @lightsaberlordp373 Před 4 lety +1

    Love that Isuzu Sports Lorry looks rugged and powerfully fast!!!

  • @Eddie_C4
    @Eddie_C4 Před 3 lety +8

    I watched so many times Hammond’s Crispy Lorry that now I’m surprised whenever Jeremy doesn’t says 400 times stereo while describing his one

  • @hj_matt6993
    @hj_matt6993 Před 2 lety +3

    Jeremy: Banging Stereo. You want to hear it?
    James: Not really. I expect it’s got-
    Jeremy: *Turns It on anyway*

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith Před 4 lety +2

    James: "NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST TURN ON THE SUBWOOFERS!!"
    Subwoofers: "haha buuurrhhhhh"

  • @Baazeeq
    @Baazeeq Před měsícem

    Can’t believe it’s been 10 years since this special. What a time 🥲

  • @CherylEnderson
    @CherylEnderson Před 10 lety +23

    this will always be one of the best shows

  • @john.stolec
    @john.stolec Před 4 lety +4

    2:20 best meme material

  • @suryanarayanan4698
    @suryanarayanan4698 Před 3 lety

    From all the top gear .. Burma edition ! Was most halarious and awesome

  • @JohnDoe-zj6xf
    @JohnDoe-zj6xf Před 3 lety +1

    Built the bridge on the wrong river. Still remember those good ole days.

  • @alvinyakuza2006
    @alvinyakuza2006 Před 10 lety +145

    ohh come on!! where's the full version :(

  • @mrmustafa9056
    @mrmustafa9056 Před 10 lety +4

    these guys are the real entertainers!

  • @jamiemartin7649
    @jamiemartin7649 Před 6 lety

    What followed was a tale of EPIC proportions

  • @bobbythomas6520
    @bobbythomas6520 Před 3 lety +2

    Let’s have an appreciation for how he says “crisp” and “sharp”

  • @ghada6763
    @ghada6763 Před 4 lety +3

    Honestly Richard is adorable, clicked for the thumbnail :D