{YTP} ~ Where to Food
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- čas přidán 25. 06. 2024
- With Chef Jonathan Lonathan, CEO of Food
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0:00 Intro - Salads
0:25 Fruit Salad
0:47 Rain Salad
1:12 Salad Conversion
2:10 Sanic Vinegar
3:16 Jalapeños
4:01 Finished Dishes
4:44 Credits
5:15 Post-Credits - Zábava
You know how to tell if a pear is ripe?
**punches pear**
There. It's ripe.
Oh hi!
Mash the pear 🤣
400th like!
"rain salad" being just water caught me so off guard, and it really shouldn't have. I mean, what else could it have been?
Water with bits of cotton
spit
I'd better not say it
@@ghostcassette6012 #@$!#@$ salad
Given that it's a taboo salad from the Middle East, I kind of wondered if it might be a sneaky reference to Egyptian mythology, specifically the story where Horus makes a salad for Set with a very NSFW "dressing." (Seriously. Google at your own risk.) Maybe I'm overthinking it though, could just be a random joke.
"Cheese is stored in the...I'm not gonna say it."
10/10 joke right there.
It's not the time
Almost snorted chicken pot pie out my nose at that.
Yet he said the rain salad's nsfw title without hesitation smh
fucking flawless execution, top form
didn't expect to see you here courtney!
I did not realize 'rain salad' was building up to an actual joke
@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 the 'rain salad' is just water
@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 but did you notice sauce?
You never know what to expect - "this is my hole. it was made for me." is what caught me off-guard most
Agreed, I was absolutely not expecting a Junji Ito reference in a YTP, of all things
The first time I thought he said it was "made for meat" and Ellie was making an innuendo
@@maximilianmorse9697 I thought so as well! Especially given the remark directly after... lmao
That manga still haunts me
Was really expecting a drr drr drr afterwards.
The "don't at me" was surreal
1:34
"Julienne likes to call French bread 'Fred', which is the final member of the Lonathan family."
You're the best YTP'er when it comes to wordplay, and it's not even close.
I was hoping somebody would comment on that lol
Where's the audio from Fred from?
@@Rainok french bread?
@@bubbillusion no, what Fred is saying
@@Rainok oh, i think that's just a bunch of muffled clips of jonathan talking stitched together with a filter over it
The way he “sings” happy birthday to himself with absolutely no emotion has me dying
That and "This is my hole. It's made for me 😐"
I've been struggling lately with not liking my relatives very much, even though we're together a lot, but now, I know how to prevent it! Thanks, Chef Johnathan Lonathan! I'll crack the ribs first thing tomorrow!
Just make sure to wash them beforehand!
“We’re going to put in a couple cups of water. So, we have the water in there, and there you go. THAT is a Rain Salad.”
This is the best lol 🤣
Ah yes, the long-awaited sequel: “We don’t talk about pesto, no, no, no…”
"BUT
It was my birthday (it was my salad day)"
I think the family references were a subtle reference to the opening song as well.
We don't talk about Bruno (pesto), no, no no... :) Encanto reference.
Seven feet of parsley, garlic on his back. When you eat this stuff it will all fade to black. Well he hears this ballad and feasts on your salad.
Encanto in a nutshell
"cheese is stored in the-- im not gonna say it..." *im dying*
explain
@@Xplisit23 it's a loose reference to "pee is stored in the balls"
@@Xplisit23 it's an extremely well done force-kin joke. Lol.
@@Xplisit23It’s similar to “The piss is stored in the balls”.
"Please just call it Rain Salad" is splitting my sides
Yeah, why? It should be splitting your ribs instead, especially if you're someone's relative.
@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 there's literally no reason not to, for the love of God please
@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 There is no joke, just call it Rain Salad please, do you have any idea how many familes in the middle east fell apart because the oldest son dare say the full name of Rain Salad?
@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 What?
@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 You're welcome, now start making some sense please, or else we can't tell why you have to call it Rain Salad.
Jonathan Lonathan looses his sanity trying to cook a salad:
"We don't talk about pesto. Nope, no, no. I'm going to very carefully sing Happy Birthday to myself."
No way you pulled off that "jalapeno" pun. F*cking hell!!! You're such a genius
ha ha ha
Of all the references in an obscure cooking YTP, I did NOT expect Junji Ito 👌👌👌
The Enigma of Amigara FauaF
This poop was made for you. It's YOUR poop!
@@aaronsegal6052 Amigarigma
Where is it? Am I dumb? I've watched the video a few times and haven't caught it
@@ScrimmyBingus42 4:11
I am on the run from the FBI because I know the real name of Rain Salad.
Tell us please 😁
Give us the name
The Lonathan family lore is unbelievable
“Don’t you dare use your bare hands because that chemical will get jalapeño fingernails and it will really hurt.” My SIDES
There were a lot of parts on this that made me laugh out loud, but I think “And there you go! A really strange omelet” was my favorite. You still got it DaThings, after all these years!
You're here, too?! I was just watching your Warcraft 3 Easter Egg videos a couple of days ago! Awesome content 😸
Jonathan Lonathan is what I will name my first-born child, what a beautiful name
@@ruthie8785 True, they will also become a chef themselves
To quote the man himself "My beautiful babies."
The 2 Stupid Dogs reference at the end was a lovely little surprise. Wasn't expecting that.
it flooded me with so many beautiful memories
Union Break!
I nostalgia'd so hard my mind was thrown back ~20 years
*foghorn*
@@LeviathanRX call my agent!
This was actually pretty imersive. So imersive, in fact, that it didn't feel like I was watching a YTP.
"fruit salad (yummy yummy)"
As an Aussie, I feel this.
@@ruthie8785 I DID MY TIME
AND I WANT OUT
I'm a Canadian and I got that ear worm too
@@altairsjh The Wiggles are Australian :)
@@Daniel15au I know, but I still watched them a bit as a kid.
Now I want to see him make a salad with the "Don't you dare use your bare hands" challenge!
...actually I don't care
gloves
Mind you, this challenge would've already been complete, had he not stuck his finger in the rain salad...
By telekineSuS?
@@cs188 Dallas?
@@GreatJobTy sallaD
0:56 I burst out laughing when he just said it and they had to censor it.
This entire channel captures the essence of what a ytp is so wonderfully
Ytps that have zero cohesion or any “jokes” and are just rapid fire meth head energy also have merit to them
@@dachshund_gaming both styles are valid but I prefer this one in modern ytps honestly
"Heh, *actually*" has been one of the most underrated running gags on this channel ever since Pizza Dust.
"She likes to call French bread "Fred", lol! That's what I shall forever call it now as well.
Dude the fucking Dallas salad joke, iconic gem. I’ve been saying that on repeat randomly lately. Magnificent work
Ebony Hebony lives there!
@@roninnozlo9544 always there when you're looking to get some sallaD
Crackheads and Debutantes
1:36 "Dont @ me."
"they're together a lot, but they don't like each other that much" sounds an awful lot like my family. sUs!
Finally I can food once more
Ah yes, Jonathan Lonathan from my favorite food anime Jolo's Tasty Adventure
Stand name: Bananas Foster
I have incredible admiration for how you took "jalapeno" and turned it into "all up in yo"
I do love that the David Firth Joke doesn't even need to actually occur to land instantly. Just the phrase is enough. Beautiful.
Looking forward to the smash hits, "When to food", "Why to food" and "Who to food"
Blessed with gift of prophecy
The 2 Stupid Dogs reference.... Utterly magnificent.
And wrong
And cute
"jall-up-in-yo fingernails" is so clever that I missed it the first time
I couldn't have asked for a better birthday gift. Thank you for this
happy birthday!
Glad you liked it! Don't forget to sing Happy Birthday to yourself today 😊
haha old
@@DaThings that's awesome from you man!
Happy Birthday!
!yay!
The "Happy birthday to me" song got me way more than I would have expected.
gee i sure do love making videos of food-related sources huh?
if you like those you can help me keep making them: ko-fi.com/elliespectacular
first, also I guess you do lol
Gee, it sure is boring around here.
I’m sorry, I had to, LOL. I hope you know how much your YTPs have impacted my life. A lot of the classic sentence-mixing lines have seeped into my daily speech over the years. Maybe that’s a problem, but I think it’s great.
👀
If I had the money I would help donate
I just had a rain salad, love it
Wow! I've been enjoying rain salads my whole life. I never knew I was such an accomplished chef!
Gah, I totally lost it at "We don't talk about pesto, no, no, no"
Any parody of that still oh so insanely popular song gets me
I really like the sound of "concept salad"
2:08 Bruno joke, ladies and gentlemen.
"Babe wake up, new DaThings vid dropped"
I completely lost it at "This is my hole". Truly god tier.
Oh, thanks a freaking lot, Ellie. Now I'm gonna call head lettuce "headuce" for the rest of my life 😆
And it serves three people, so it serves threeople.
@@SnailSnail622
Headuce With My Fred For Threeople.
Damn, I think I want to try making rain salad, looks easy and delicious!
I'll take a Concept Salad
We have game theory, hierarchy (with or without the tribalism dressing), and quantum mechanics with fresh geometry.
The consistency lately astounds me. Higher YTP output, at a higher average level of quality.
Props for the DurhamrockerZ reference "Dallas? Salad!"
I've been looking for another commenter who caught it! It made me so happy.
I just wonder how youtube poopers get ideas for their hilarious ytps. Dathings,CS188 and Noisepuppet have never disappointed in the funny videos.
It likes to get Ja-lap-en-yo fingernails I swear to god these jokes are S tier
Your ability to always make the text look like it's actually part of the source material is unmatched
Cheese is stored in the
2:12 Ah yes, rain salad with Simple Sanic Vinegar…My favorite!
Y'know they always say What to Food, and Where to Food
But never Why to Food
In honor of The Hunger, clearly
04:11 Thank you and also curse you for reminding me of that artist and his mangas.
This YTP legit feels like a real cooking show I thought of making Rain salad.
DaThings is a treasure when it comes to wordplaying. I don't think anybody has ever done a better job than you.
"Ice is crunchy water." My family keeps calling it that when giving ice cubes to the dogs, all the time
The Amigara Fault reference took me out _hard._ I was not prepared in the slightest
3:48 you're a genius
I was NOT expecting johnathan to punch the pear THAT hard lmfao.
0:12 I love The Wiggles reference.
no time for fruit salad now old mate
0:36 Reminds me of Back to the Future 2.
“I know CPR.” (punch) “He’s fine.”
“Fruit Salad (yummy yummy)” ; “We don’t talk about Pesto (no no no)” ; “This is Ice. Ice is crunchy water.” ; “happy birthday dear chef jonathan lonathan, happy birthday to myself” ; “then we’re going to flavor it with Ancient Greece” ; Nothing gets better than that.
Now I know everything about fooding! Thanks for this handy tutorial series.
We still need to know WHO to food though!
@@FooPanda And "why".
OH FUCK YES
returning to the most blursed well, thank you so much
"dallas? salad!" is such a deep cut and i love it
YES!!! I loved How to Food and What to Food, I'm so happy!
So THIS is the reason why Spring Man was left only as an Assist Trophy
"Cheese is stored in the- I'm not gonna say it. It's not the time. Never mind."
Hahahahahahahahaha!
"Julian likes to call French Bread, Fred."
"Also called Headuce." That's it, I'm calling lettuce that from now on. Beautiful YTP! LMAO
I love how he says "Yummy Wummy in my Tummy" in the most dead inside way😂
I’m having a rough morning, and I really needed this in my subscription feed. Thank you.
that "ain't that cute.... BUT IT'S *WRONG*!" reference really making me feel ancient right now, haven't heard that one in years
Dallas Salad paying respect to the classics!
"Dallas? Salad!"
As someone who lives near Dallas, I take offense to this, for some reason...
Boggle?
@@scannerproductions7737 What?
'Vegetable taste like sad!' - Uncle Roger.
This was so good, it almost made me puke. This is like 10 years of refined DaThings. Brilliant Ellie! Jonathan Lonathan is a g btw.
That Rain Salad just being water joke was 10/10
Johnathan lonathan: "Can I taste the salad?" Me:"yeah but only a spoonful" Johnathan Lonathan: 4:25
1:12 "David Firth joke" God that's clever and hilarious
I wasn't ever expecting this to go into Arms territory but I'm delighted it did. Hilariously good sentence mixing!
The rain salad was pure genius lmao
The part where he goes off on Arms characters is gold. Who am I kidding, everything is.
They tell us to wash our hands for the duration of 2 "Happy Birthdays" at school. So I imagine Chef Jonathan Lonathan's emotionless voice singing it.
The average Min Min fan can't compare with the most underwhelming Helix Enjoyer tsk tsk
I’m personally a byte and barq enjoyer myself
That Junji Ito reference was totally unexpected and totally hilarious!
“Or if you’re a ribbon girl Stan, you are simply wrong”
10/10 YTP god up there with cs188
"This is my hole, it's made for me."- Chef Jonathan Lonathan, Head Chef of Amigara
Chef Johnathan Lonathan is definitely my favorite character. 🤣🤣
I wonder if this guy has ever seen this series of videos. Imagine you're a chef and have made a video series and one day you find this.
I’ve been waiting so long for this, and it’s finally here!
And I couldn’t be happier.
The happy birthday with the hand washing is spot on!
Omg best one in a while :D
The middle bit around 2:46 had me in stitches 😂🤣
Appreciate you always putting subtitles in these
Thank you. This made my day so much better.
All of your YTPs have been a joy to watch, always bringing a smile.