{YTP} ~ Where to Food

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  • čas přidán 25. 06. 2024
  • With Chef Jonathan Lonathan, CEO of Food
    JTF Source: www.mediafire.com/file_premiu...
    Support me: elliespectacular.com/support
    FAQ: elliespectacular.com/faq
    DaThings2: / dathings2
    0:00 Intro - Salads
    0:25 Fruit Salad
    0:47 Rain Salad
    1:12 Salad Conversion
    2:10 Sanic Vinegar
    3:16 Jalapeños
    4:01 Finished Dishes
    4:44 Credits
    5:15 Post-Credits
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Komentáře • 746

  • @RepostCollection
    @RepostCollection Před 2 lety +607

    You know how to tell if a pear is ripe?
    **punches pear**
    There. It's ripe.

  • @FioreFire
    @FioreFire Před 2 lety +1200

    "rain salad" being just water caught me so off guard, and it really shouldn't have. I mean, what else could it have been?

    • @CrimsonTy
      @CrimsonTy Před 2 lety +21

      Water with bits of cotton

    • @Skb64_
      @Skb64_ Před 2 lety +6

      spit

    • @ghostcassette6012
      @ghostcassette6012 Před 2 lety +52

      I'd better not say it

    • @brian_ego
      @brian_ego Před 2 lety +31

      @@ghostcassette6012 #@$!#@$ salad

    • @corvuscorax7451
      @corvuscorax7451 Před 2 lety +56

      Given that it's a taboo salad from the Middle East, I kind of wondered if it might be a sneaky reference to Egyptian mythology, specifically the story where Horus makes a salad for Set with a very NSFW "dressing." (Seriously. Google at your own risk.) Maybe I'm overthinking it though, could just be a random joke.

  • @ProjectSNT
    @ProjectSNT Před 2 lety +1289

    "Cheese is stored in the...I'm not gonna say it."
    10/10 joke right there.

    • @GreatDarkWing0491
      @GreatDarkWing0491 Před 2 lety +84

      It's not the time

    • @toppersundquist
      @toppersundquist Před 2 lety +34

      Almost snorted chicken pot pie out my nose at that.

    • @brian_ego
      @brian_ego Před 2 lety +49

      Yet he said the rain salad's nsfw title without hesitation smh

    • @MSPaynt
      @MSPaynt Před 2 lety +5

      fucking flawless execution, top form

    • @tomxzf
      @tomxzf Před 2 lety

      didn't expect to see you here courtney!

  • @sophiegrey9576
    @sophiegrey9576 Před 2 lety +533

    I did not realize 'rain salad' was building up to an actual joke

    • @stock_img
      @stock_img Před 2 lety +57

      @@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 the 'rain salad' is just water

    • @theJOYSofANALpenetration
      @theJOYSofANALpenetration Před 2 lety +11

      @@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 but did you notice sauce?

  • @effanineffables
    @effanineffables Před 2 lety +419

    You never know what to expect - "this is my hole. it was made for me." is what caught me off-guard most

    • @InsanityOtter983
      @InsanityOtter983 Před 2 lety +32

      Agreed, I was absolutely not expecting a Junji Ito reference in a YTP, of all things

    • @maximilianmorse9697
      @maximilianmorse9697 Před 2 lety +19

      The first time I thought he said it was "made for meat" and Ellie was making an innuendo

    • @Stylemaster911
      @Stylemaster911 Před 2 lety +5

      @@maximilianmorse9697 I thought so as well! Especially given the remark directly after... lmao

    • @acrophis
      @acrophis Před 2 lety +2

      That manga still haunts me

    • @FungusTrooper
      @FungusTrooper Před 2 lety +5

      Was really expecting a drr drr drr afterwards.

  • @StormBurnX
    @StormBurnX Před 2 lety +385

    The "don't at me" was surreal

  • @L1N3R1D3R
    @L1N3R1D3R Před 2 lety +836

    "Julienne likes to call French bread 'Fred', which is the final member of the Lonathan family."
    You're the best YTP'er when it comes to wordplay, and it's not even close.

    • @ducklauncher
      @ducklauncher Před 2 lety +8

      I was hoping somebody would comment on that lol

    • @Rainok
      @Rainok Před 4 měsíci

      Where's the audio from Fred from?

    • @bubbillusion
      @bubbillusion Před 19 dny

      @@Rainok french bread?

    • @Rainok
      @Rainok Před 19 dny

      @@bubbillusion no, what Fred is saying

    • @bubbillusion
      @bubbillusion Před 19 dny

      @@Rainok oh, i think that's just a bunch of muffled clips of jonathan talking stitched together with a filter over it

  • @THEDeathWizard87
    @THEDeathWizard87 Před 2 lety +579

    The way he “sings” happy birthday to himself with absolutely no emotion has me dying

  • @Actiondanny
    @Actiondanny Před 2 lety +789

    I've been struggling lately with not liking my relatives very much, even though we're together a lot, but now, I know how to prevent it! Thanks, Chef Johnathan Lonathan! I'll crack the ribs first thing tomorrow!

    • @Abelhawk
      @Abelhawk Před 2 lety +62

      Just make sure to wash them beforehand!

  • @lewatoaofair2522
    @lewatoaofair2522 Před 2 lety +217

    “We’re going to put in a couple cups of water. So, we have the water in there, and there you go. THAT is a Rain Salad.”

  • @RissyNicole98
    @RissyNicole98 Před 2 lety +296

    Ah yes, the long-awaited sequel: “We don’t talk about pesto, no, no, no…”

    • @jamieohjamie
      @jamieohjamie Před 2 lety +15

      "BUT
      It was my birthday (it was my salad day)"

    • @governor_explosion
      @governor_explosion Před 2 lety +7

      I think the family references were a subtle reference to the opening song as well.

    • @thatguyalex2835
      @thatguyalex2835 Před 2 lety +2

      We don't talk about Bruno (pesto), no, no no... :) Encanto reference.

    • @jediarcherbc709
      @jediarcherbc709 Před 2 lety +11

      Seven feet of parsley, garlic on his back. When you eat this stuff it will all fade to black. Well he hears this ballad and feasts on your salad.

    • @stevenpavelish6017
      @stevenpavelish6017 Před rokem

      Encanto in a nutshell

  • @snakevenom8136
    @snakevenom8136 Před 2 lety +172

    "cheese is stored in the-- im not gonna say it..." *im dying*

    • @Xplisit23
      @Xplisit23 Před 2 lety +7

      explain

    • @acrophis
      @acrophis Před 2 lety

      @@Xplisit23 it's a loose reference to "pee is stored in the balls"

    • @dragons_hook
      @dragons_hook Před rokem

      @@Xplisit23 it's an extremely well done force-kin joke. Lol.

    • @Idkwholmao
      @Idkwholmao Před 6 měsíci

      @@Xplisit23It’s similar to “The piss is stored in the balls”.

  • @smooshpopper2
    @smooshpopper2 Před 2 lety +243

    "Please just call it Rain Salad" is splitting my sides

    • @silversnow4777
      @silversnow4777 Před 2 lety

      Yeah, why? It should be splitting your ribs instead, especially if you're someone's relative.

    • @deathmorphosis
      @deathmorphosis Před 2 lety +21

      @@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 there's literally no reason not to, for the love of God please

    • @DeadHandtheSurvivor
      @DeadHandtheSurvivor Před 2 lety +7

      @@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 There is no joke, just call it Rain Salad please, do you have any idea how many familes in the middle east fell apart because the oldest son dare say the full name of Rain Salad?

    • @DeadHandtheSurvivor
      @DeadHandtheSurvivor Před 2 lety +1

      @@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 What?

    • @DeadHandtheSurvivor
      @DeadHandtheSurvivor Před 2 lety +3

      @@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 You're welcome, now start making some sense please, or else we can't tell why you have to call it Rain Salad.

  • @hansonel
    @hansonel Před 2 lety +159

    Jonathan Lonathan looses his sanity trying to cook a salad:
    "We don't talk about pesto. Nope, no, no. I'm going to very carefully sing Happy Birthday to myself."

  • @DreamOf944
    @DreamOf944 Před 2 lety +150

    No way you pulled off that "jalapeno" pun. F*cking hell!!! You're such a genius

  • @Numberer1
    @Numberer1 Před 2 lety +342

    Of all the references in an obscure cooking YTP, I did NOT expect Junji Ito 👌👌👌

    • @aaronsegal6052
      @aaronsegal6052 Před 2 lety +50

      The Enigma of Amigara FauaF

    • @Actiondanny
      @Actiondanny Před 2 lety

      This poop was made for you. It's YOUR poop!

    • @chandlerj333
      @chandlerj333 Před 2 lety +14

      @@aaronsegal6052 Amigarigma

    • @ScrimmyBingus42
      @ScrimmyBingus42 Před 2 lety +3

      Where is it? Am I dumb? I've watched the video a few times and haven't caught it

    • @chandlerj333
      @chandlerj333 Před 2 lety +18

      @@ScrimmyBingus42 4:11

  • @josepholivarez1281
    @josepholivarez1281 Před 2 lety +105

    I am on the run from the FBI because I know the real name of Rain Salad.

  • @echoesmourn3108
    @echoesmourn3108 Před 2 lety +67

    The Lonathan family lore is unbelievable

  • @TheBadBuffalo
    @TheBadBuffalo Před 2 lety +110

    “Don’t you dare use your bare hands because that chemical will get jalapeño fingernails and it will really hurt.” My SIDES

  • @Abelhawk
    @Abelhawk Před 2 lety +258

    There were a lot of parts on this that made me laugh out loud, but I think “And there you go! A really strange omelet” was my favorite. You still got it DaThings, after all these years!

    • @TTMS-Khaz-kun
      @TTMS-Khaz-kun Před 2 lety +2

      You're here, too?! I was just watching your Warcraft 3 Easter Egg videos a couple of days ago! Awesome content 😸

  • @jaimenon5592
    @jaimenon5592 Před 2 lety +58

    Jonathan Lonathan is what I will name my first-born child, what a beautiful name

    • @jaimenon5592
      @jaimenon5592 Před 2 lety +3

      @@ruthie8785 True, they will also become a chef themselves

    • @NaderAmmar
      @NaderAmmar Před 2 lety

      To quote the man himself "My beautiful babies."

  • @Actiondanny
    @Actiondanny Před 2 lety +93

    The 2 Stupid Dogs reference at the end was a lovely little surprise. Wasn't expecting that.

  • @SmokeTheHorsehog
    @SmokeTheHorsehog Před 2 lety +93

    This was actually pretty imersive. So imersive, in fact, that it didn't feel like I was watching a YTP.

  • @Daniel15au
    @Daniel15au Před 2 lety +37

    "fruit salad (yummy yummy)"
    As an Aussie, I feel this.

    • @SnailSnail622
      @SnailSnail622 Před 2 lety +2

      @@ruthie8785 I DID MY TIME
      AND I WANT OUT

    • @altairsjh
      @altairsjh Před 2 lety +2

      I'm a Canadian and I got that ear worm too

    • @Daniel15au
      @Daniel15au Před 2 lety +2

      @@altairsjh The Wiggles are Australian :)

    • @altairsjh
      @altairsjh Před 2 lety +3

      @@Daniel15au I know, but I still watched them a bit as a kid.

  • @cs188
    @cs188 Před 2 lety +584

    Now I want to see him make a salad with the "Don't you dare use your bare hands" challenge!
    ...actually I don't care

  • @tomxzf
    @tomxzf Před 2 lety +42

    0:56 I burst out laughing when he just said it and they had to censor it.

  • @tattersthebat6253
    @tattersthebat6253 Před 2 lety +217

    This entire channel captures the essence of what a ytp is so wonderfully

    • @dachshund_gaming
      @dachshund_gaming Před 2 lety +9

      Ytps that have zero cohesion or any “jokes” and are just rapid fire meth head energy also have merit to them

    • @wutdewut
      @wutdewut Před 2 lety +2

      @@dachshund_gaming both styles are valid but I prefer this one in modern ytps honestly

  • @CuppaBro1
    @CuppaBro1 Před 2 lety +36

    "Heh, *actually*" has been one of the most underrated running gags on this channel ever since Pizza Dust.

  • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
    @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Před 2 lety +36

    "She likes to call French bread "Fred", lol! That's what I shall forever call it now as well.

  • @GreatJobTy
    @GreatJobTy Před 2 lety +55

    Dude the fucking Dallas salad joke, iconic gem. I’ve been saying that on repeat randomly lately. Magnificent work

  • @SvendleBerries
    @SvendleBerries Před 2 lety +12

    1:36 "Dont @ me."

  • @Rawker101
    @Rawker101 Před 2 lety +25

    "they're together a lot, but they don't like each other that much" sounds an awful lot like my family. sUs!

  • @BallinArbiter
    @BallinArbiter Před 2 lety +20

    Finally I can food once more

  • @nessesaryschoolthing
    @nessesaryschoolthing Před 2 lety +19

    Ah yes, Jonathan Lonathan from my favorite food anime Jolo's Tasty Adventure

  • @Captpan6
    @Captpan6 Před 2 lety +19

    I have incredible admiration for how you took "jalapeno" and turned it into "all up in yo"

  • @dmitryboardman9762
    @dmitryboardman9762 Před 2 lety +17

    I do love that the David Firth Joke doesn't even need to actually occur to land instantly. Just the phrase is enough. Beautiful.

  • @DatKooby
    @DatKooby Před 2 lety +21

    Looking forward to the smash hits, "When to food", "Why to food" and "Who to food"

  • @joemoorman9103
    @joemoorman9103 Před 2 lety +33

    The 2 Stupid Dogs reference.... Utterly magnificent.

  • @SobiTheRobot
    @SobiTheRobot Před 2 lety +3

    "jall-up-in-yo fingernails" is so clever that I missed it the first time

  • @squidnipendleton3765
    @squidnipendleton3765 Před 2 lety +24

    I couldn't have asked for a better birthday gift. Thank you for this

  • @SsnakeBite
    @SsnakeBite Před 2 lety +9

    The "Happy birthday to me" song got me way more than I would have expected.

  • @DaThings
    @DaThings  Před 2 lety +370

    gee i sure do love making videos of food-related sources huh?
    if you like those you can help me keep making them: ko-fi.com/elliespectacular

    • @Bowling4986
      @Bowling4986 Před 2 lety +1

      first, also I guess you do lol

    • @MPIEMDRailfan4
      @MPIEMDRailfan4 Před 2 lety +10

      Gee, it sure is boring around here.
      I’m sorry, I had to, LOL. I hope you know how much your YTPs have impacted my life. A lot of the classic sentence-mixing lines have seeped into my daily speech over the years. Maybe that’s a problem, but I think it’s great.

    • @volt5726
      @volt5726 Před 2 lety +1

      👀

    • @blaizegottman4139
      @blaizegottman4139 Před 2 lety +2

      If I had the money I would help donate

    • @shuenshuen
      @shuenshuen Před 2 lety +3

      I just had a rain salad, love it

  • @InceRumul
    @InceRumul Před 2 lety +20

    Wow! I've been enjoying rain salads my whole life. I never knew I was such an accomplished chef!

  • @saxman112
    @saxman112 Před 2 lety +8

    Gah, I totally lost it at "We don't talk about pesto, no, no, no"
    Any parody of that still oh so insanely popular song gets me

  • @VincenzoInfi
    @VincenzoInfi Před 2 lety +5

    I really like the sound of "concept salad"

  • @AshuraH
    @AshuraH Před 2 lety +11

    2:08 Bruno joke, ladies and gentlemen.

  • @joeyroll
    @joeyroll Před 2 lety +5

    "Babe wake up, new DaThings vid dropped"

  • @cattrucker8257
    @cattrucker8257 Před 2 lety +11

    I completely lost it at "This is my hole". Truly god tier.

  • @MrMatthias
    @MrMatthias Před 2 lety +29

    Oh, thanks a freaking lot, Ellie. Now I'm gonna call head lettuce "headuce" for the rest of my life 😆

    • @SnailSnail622
      @SnailSnail622 Před 2 lety +5

      And it serves three people, so it serves threeople.

    • @AssistantCoreAQI
      @AssistantCoreAQI Před 2 lety +2

      @@SnailSnail622
      Headuce With My Fred For Threeople.

  • @soggydog1212
    @soggydog1212 Před 2 lety +26

    Damn, I think I want to try making rain salad, looks easy and delicious!

  • @matthewziegler5364
    @matthewziegler5364 Před 2 lety +7

    I'll take a Concept Salad

    • @chuckporter9526
      @chuckporter9526 Před 2 lety

      We have game theory, hierarchy (with or without the tribalism dressing), and quantum mechanics with fresh geometry.

  • @DougSalad
    @DougSalad Před 2 lety +28

    The consistency lately astounds me. Higher YTP output, at a higher average level of quality.

  • @MMYUMMYGaming
    @MMYUMMYGaming Před 2 lety +3

    Props for the DurhamrockerZ reference "Dallas? Salad!"

    • @dormiebasne3578
      @dormiebasne3578 Před 2 lety

      I've been looking for another commenter who caught it! It made me so happy.

  • @dixiecobb9189
    @dixiecobb9189 Před 2 lety +3

    I just wonder how youtube poopers get ideas for their hilarious ytps. Dathings,CS188 and Noisepuppet have never disappointed in the funny videos.

  • @photriongames245
    @photriongames245 Před 2 lety +7

    It likes to get Ja-lap-en-yo fingernails I swear to god these jokes are S tier

  • @greatsupper
    @greatsupper Před 2 lety +10

    Your ability to always make the text look like it's actually part of the source material is unmatched

  • @IdleSummer
    @IdleSummer Před 2 lety +5

    Cheese is stored in the

  • @e.superiorgaming8029
    @e.superiorgaming8029 Před 2 lety +3

    2:12 Ah yes, rain salad with Simple Sanic Vinegar…My favorite!

  • @yanipheonu
    @yanipheonu Před 2 lety +12

    Y'know they always say What to Food, and Where to Food
    But never Why to Food

    • @FooPanda
      @FooPanda Před 2 lety

      In honor of The Hunger, clearly

  • @SEEYAIAYE
    @SEEYAIAYE Před 2 lety +4

    04:11 Thank you and also curse you for reminding me of that artist and his mangas.

  • @sonyviva308
    @sonyviva308 Před 2 lety +3

    This YTP legit feels like a real cooking show I thought of making Rain salad.
    DaThings is a treasure when it comes to wordplaying. I don't think anybody has ever done a better job than you.

  • @RedMinjo
    @RedMinjo Před 2 lety +5

    "Ice is crunchy water." My family keeps calling it that when giving ice cubes to the dogs, all the time

  • @stock_img
    @stock_img Před 2 lety +5

    The Amigara Fault reference took me out _hard._ I was not prepared in the slightest

  • @sergiopepe2210
    @sergiopepe2210 Před 2 lety +3

    3:48 you're a genius

  • @arcticxabyss
    @arcticxabyss Před 2 lety +2

    I was NOT expecting johnathan to punch the pear THAT hard lmfao.

  • @captainhook1911
    @captainhook1911 Před 2 lety +7

    0:12 I love The Wiggles reference.

  • @MusicDecomposer
    @MusicDecomposer Před 3 měsíci +2

    0:36 Reminds me of Back to the Future 2.
    “I know CPR.” (punch) “He’s fine.”

  • @twentyfivecents
    @twentyfivecents Před 2 lety +2

    “Fruit Salad (yummy yummy)” ; “We don’t talk about Pesto (no no no)” ; “This is Ice. Ice is crunchy water.” ; “happy birthday dear chef jonathan lonathan, happy birthday to myself” ; “then we’re going to flavor it with Ancient Greece” ; Nothing gets better than that.

  • @Danominator
    @Danominator Před 2 lety +10

    Now I know everything about fooding! Thanks for this handy tutorial series.

  • @TBD901
    @TBD901 Před 2 lety +3

    OH FUCK YES
    returning to the most blursed well, thank you so much

  • @pyrazine
    @pyrazine Před rokem +2

    "dallas? salad!" is such a deep cut and i love it

  • @electricnezumi
    @electricnezumi Před 2 lety +6

    YES!!! I loved How to Food and What to Food, I'm so happy!

  • @csolisr
    @csolisr Před 2 lety +2

    So THIS is the reason why Spring Man was left only as an Assist Trophy

  • @FriendlyKat
    @FriendlyKat Před 2 lety +6

    "Cheese is stored in the- I'm not gonna say it. It's not the time. Never mind."
    Hahahahahahahahaha!
    "Julian likes to call French Bread, Fred."
    "Also called Headuce." That's it, I'm calling lettuce that from now on. Beautiful YTP! LMAO

  • @brittanyrobinson
    @brittanyrobinson Před 2 lety +5

    I love how he says "Yummy Wummy in my Tummy" in the most dead inside way😂

  • @PissBoys
    @PissBoys Před 2 lety +3

    I’m having a rough morning, and I really needed this in my subscription feed. Thank you.

  • @Number1JettDawsonShrimp
    @Number1JettDawsonShrimp Před 2 lety +2

    that "ain't that cute.... BUT IT'S *WRONG*!" reference really making me feel ancient right now, haven't heard that one in years

  • @Thegreatarrowguard12
    @Thegreatarrowguard12 Před 2 lety +2

    Dallas Salad paying respect to the classics!

  • @otaking3582
    @otaking3582 Před 2 lety +6

    "Dallas? Salad!"
    As someone who lives near Dallas, I take offense to this, for some reason...

  • @TFFgeek
    @TFFgeek Před 2 lety +3

    'Vegetable taste like sad!' - Uncle Roger.

  • @mwils8609
    @mwils8609 Před 2 lety +5

    This was so good, it almost made me puke. This is like 10 years of refined DaThings. Brilliant Ellie! Jonathan Lonathan is a g btw.

  • @NoahReadsSlowly
    @NoahReadsSlowly Před 2 lety +3

    That Rain Salad just being water joke was 10/10

  • @noahshaw1630
    @noahshaw1630 Před 2 lety +3

    Johnathan lonathan: "Can I taste the salad?" Me:"yeah but only a spoonful" Johnathan Lonathan: 4:25

  • @zoruasgang740
    @zoruasgang740 Před 2 lety +3

    1:12 "David Firth joke" God that's clever and hilarious

  • @kantackistan
    @kantackistan Před 2 lety +5

    I wasn't ever expecting this to go into Arms territory but I'm delighted it did. Hilariously good sentence mixing!

  • @HussaR357
    @HussaR357 Před 2 lety +3

    The rain salad was pure genius lmao

  • @ThePurpleCheeseMan
    @ThePurpleCheeseMan Před 2 lety +1

    The part where he goes off on Arms characters is gold. Who am I kidding, everything is.

  • @vincenta_2
    @vincenta_2 Před rokem +1

    They tell us to wash our hands for the duration of 2 "Happy Birthdays" at school. So I imagine Chef Jonathan Lonathan's emotionless voice singing it.

  • @afeathereddinosaur
    @afeathereddinosaur Před 2 lety +13

    The average Min Min fan can't compare with the most underwhelming Helix Enjoyer tsk tsk

  • @jacksonterry2164
    @jacksonterry2164 Před 2 lety +6

    That Junji Ito reference was totally unexpected and totally hilarious!

  • @E46SedanGaming
    @E46SedanGaming Před 2 lety +1

    “Or if you’re a ribbon girl Stan, you are simply wrong”
    10/10 YTP god up there with cs188

  • @SACellular
    @SACellular Před 2 lety +3

    "This is my hole, it's made for me."- Chef Jonathan Lonathan, Head Chef of Amigara

  • @TheArchanjel
    @TheArchanjel Před rokem +2

    Chef Johnathan Lonathan is definitely my favorite character. 🤣🤣

  • @Corn-Pop.
    @Corn-Pop. Před rokem +2

    I wonder if this guy has ever seen this series of videos. Imagine you're a chef and have made a video series and one day you find this.

  • @finnybrooks8068
    @finnybrooks8068 Před 2 lety

    I’ve been waiting so long for this, and it’s finally here!
    And I couldn’t be happier.

  • @llllJDOGllll
    @llllJDOGllll Před 2 lety +1

    The happy birthday with the hand washing is spot on!

  • @produKtNZ
    @produKtNZ Před 2 lety +3

    Omg best one in a while :D
    The middle bit around 2:46 had me in stitches 😂🤣

  • @QuillShott
    @QuillShott Před 2 lety

    Appreciate you always putting subtitles in these

  • @Jules-916
    @Jules-916 Před 2 lety

    Thank you. This made my day so much better.

  • @24railwaycuttings
    @24railwaycuttings Před 2 lety

    All of your YTPs have been a joy to watch, always bringing a smile.