{YTP} ~ When to Food
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- čas přidán 23. 05. 2024
- With Chef Jonathan Lonathan, COO of Food
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0:00 Intro: Breakfast
0:22 The Only foods
0:55 The Forbidden Breakfasts
1:28 Screggs
2:00 Omelets
2:42 Freggs
3:48 Additional Food
4:24 Muffins
5:53 Credits
6:20 Post-credits - Zábava
Happy National Chef Jonathan Lonathan Day to all of the Chef Jonathan Lonathans out there. It's a special day where we honor every Chef Jonathan Lonathan the world over. The world over. The world very over indeed. ko-fi.com/elliespectacular
Happy pride month!
We are all Chef Jonathan Lonathan on this blessed day
Chef Johnathan Lonathan deserves to be up there with Gordon Ramsay, Guy Fieri, Binging with Babish, and Barack Obama.
Finally, the returnathan
the first two vids of this series were some of my favorites of your ytps, i'm so fucking glad to be getting more and more food questions
The tiny little "Oh no!" when he bit into the Jonathan Lonathan burrito was a great touch XD
"No ragrets"
broooooooooo, didnt think id see you on a ytp ever
You suck!
Jk, how you doing :D
You know what is best in life 🤌
That moment delights me every single time 😂
“please increase the opacity” made me feel emotions humans are not meant to feel
big ups on this one Ellie, it’s one of my favorites so far
I KNOW
A little throwback gag for the Bidin' fans out there and I appreciate it
"You can use your frying pan as a crying pan"
Finally, a worthy successor to Brock's drying pan.
Joke had me dying pan
and thats not a lying pan
1:57 Writing an entire Reddit AMA post for a 1-second joke is next-level effort.
I read that in Picard's voice
i cant find it =(
@@themoonsevilsister1561 "That was a great bit of attention to detail number one, it's just a shame there were so many sauce jokes."
@@tiggerbiggo Data turns away from his console: "Captain, there were several parts of the post that I could not follow. For instance, there was a vague allusion to rubbing sauce on balls, but no prior mention of any ball-shaped foods. Also, I do not believe that a "weeny" is a widely accepted colloquialism for sausages, which can however, be called weiners in an informal context"
"Leftover me is beautiful for breakfast"
New pick-up line acquired.
I can't believe it. Not only did Chef Johnathan Lonathan use a pancake, but he also put.
WhOoOoOoOoPs you need to put!
@@Circuitssmith @TattersTheBat I'm not sure if I even really get the put jokes but they're slaying me
@@Circuitssmith Lego Island FTW
The idea is you not supposed to put!
@@Circuitssmith this is conflicting information, do I put or do I not put?
2:35 Thank you Mr. President for maintaining our omelet opacity. Our omlacity.
It was the omelet spatula opacity
@@raybar6453 It was a spatula, but he was keeping it.
A brave brave leader 🫡
@@raybar6453 right, the omlatulacity
@@citizensnips2400 the guy from Screggton?
Chef Jonathan Lonathan's right - if you ever need to make hollandaise, don't.
Seconded.
But hollandaise sauce tastes so good
And if you don't like muffins, just muffin't
@@lazergurka-smerlin6561 Taste is subjective
The stuff from a packet is a perfectly serviceable alternative
As a Greek I'm pleased that you mentioned my ancestral homeland of the Spanakopitan Sea
How's the Greeky (aka Sora Salad) over there?
So when Ross asked for a "couple of bloolbs to go," he was actually assaulting staff with a sudden order of hundreds of muffins (☉_☉)
I guess it's him that should be sorryross
No wonder Gunther was like "nope" instantly
The thumbnail alone signals a triumphant return, for not only Chef Jonathan Lonathan, but also for DaThings.
The countdown has officially begun for the release of "Why to Food."
It's all fun and games until your name shows up in "Who to Food".
maybe even the answer to all of these, " Because food"
And no one's even asking "If to food?" at all. Is it even worth fooding?
@@aarondavis8943 You were so preocupied with how what where and when to food, you didn't stop to consider if to food.
Whomst to food
"I am a handmaid, AMA" is some of the best sentence mixing I've ever heard.
2:15 - 2:21
I love how he sounds like he's going insane. Couple more seconds, and he probably would have started manically laughing 😂
the amount of effort and thought you put into these is fucking astounding. Not even including how you took the time to give full captions to the goofy ass sentence mixing AND include individual chapters for made up segments in a ytp. But things like that the whole dynamic of the "call my mom" scene is just so well put together with the sequencing of how he reacts to it all. So just wanna say, ya stuffs cool
Mad cool.its comical art.dathungs got the touch!
4:36 “therefore, flour has sticky in it”
this was amazing
amazing new installment to the food series, well appreciated, i appreciate all the sticky
Cooked until it's cooked. Oh thank goodness. I hate it when my cooked food isn't cooked.
"You can use your frying pan as a crying pan... and we'll start out with a Lotad." Masterpiece.
I make scrambled eggs fairly often
I will probably never make them again without thinking about the word “screggs”
In a way, this video introduced a permanent change to my life
do you still say "screggs"? 😎
DO I PUT OR NOT?!
This guy puts
Jonathan Lonathan is 100% correct, the scrambled egg is among the sleaziest breakfast foods in the world!
So, for breakfast you should have:
Corn flakes
Bacon
Eggs
Pizzadillas
Soybeans
Cheese beans
Latkes
Quesadizzas
Muffins
Fuffins
Me (Jonathan Lonathan, preferably leftover)
Potato beans
Oat beans
Spanakopita
Instant quiches
Granola bars
Smoothie
Breakfast
and of course, fresh fruice.
Can't believe I've done breakfast wrong all this time.
We have been so misguided all along
You should also note that immediately after, he admitted to using a pancake, waffles, bacon, and pudding for breakfast
@@alextrin683 True! Who doesn't want breakfast for breakfast though
I've always wanted to try a fuffin 🤔
Fuffins 🥮
I want a bloolb of muffins with a lot of sticky in them.
This is awesome, Ellie! Can't wait for "Why to Food".
Whoa, whoa, whoa, an entire bloolb? Maybe just start with a bloop and see how you feel when you're done with that.
@@Actiondanny But with a bloolb, you get more muffins, and therefore, more sticky.
oh hey didn't think i'd see ya here
@@moth.monster Wha- this is like the fith time I've seen a fedipeep in the wild. didn't know you also watched dathings.
@@tomxzf we seem to have good taste in memes
The cut to the "spanakopita" Venture Bros clip tickled me in such an inexplicable way I feel almost guilty for laughing at it.
happy to find that this ytp has a useful beginners' guide included, "how to eat food" at about 5:32
Amazing as always. Can't wait for Who to Food, Why to Food, Could You Food, I Can't Food, and the exciting conclusion, You Can Food, You Can Food, You Can Food
The Venture Bros clipped killed me lmao, love your humor
I was in bed while watching this, and Jonathan Lonathan towards the end encouraging whoever's watching to get up now for work regardless if you are tired, both caught me off guard and convinced me lol
I just got finished fooding & now here you are tellin us when to food
Thankfully, the answer seems to be "NOW".
"Flour has gluten in it, gluten is sticky. Therefore, flour has sticky in it." made me die
3:18 "Oeuf" fucking killed me. (It’s French for egg, for those who don’t know.)
"Oh, look at that. Didn't you make a mess. OEUF."
🥚
*e g g y*
Low opacity Biden haunts my omelet pan too
I prefer my politicians transparent, thank you.
Top Chef Jonathan Lonathan is the realest COO of all food
He was demoted to CFO at around the 4 minute mark. XD
Nice of Chef Joseph Boseph to make a guest appearance with his sage editing advice
2:10 - "Cooked until it's... Cooked." Ah yes, that's exactly how I like to cook too!
Don't forget to put!
God DAMMIT I wish I had Chef Jonathan's charm. Every time I see these YTPs I just want to watch his actual videos.
Does Chef know about these videos you make? Because it feels like he'd get just as much joy out of them as the rest of us.
3:28
"You can use your frying pan as a crying pan."
“I’m moving the spatula around I’m also moving the pan around, at this point, I’m going to pan around”
That had me in stitches
Another classic, thank you for including Venture Bros. as soon as he said *spanakopita* my head went right to that episode.
So glad to hear they finally released Egg 2.
4:14
Okay. Now I much see the Horsin’ Around cross over episode with Chef Jonathan Lonathan!
That Lotad's really making use of its Rain Dish there.
“Gluten is sticky, flour has gluten in it, that means flour has sticky in it”.
This absolutely sent me for some reason
thank you very much for the content warning about the alarm sounds! it would have really bothered me otherwise!!
"the only foods" segment made me feel overcome with the sense that i was watching a dispatch from future humans who had removed their own need to eat, leaving cooking shows an oddity from the past that needed to be rediscovered and emulated
The end was surprisingly motivating. Thank you Chef Jonathan Lonathan and thank you Ellie. No more sleeping in
"Alright I confess. I'm using a pancake."
Lmao after listing all those breakfast foods
5:10 “We are using Sanic Vinegar. That way, you won’t get little blue trails all over your muffins.”
Ironic how that works, considering the whole ‘blue blur’ concept the Sanic culinary property is associated with.
Oh my gosh. I can’t stop smiling at Dr. Venture. I love this series of YTPs!
DaThing be resurrecting Venture bros faster than [as]
Solved! I wasn't able to food bc my spatula opacity was too low. Thanks Ellie/Joe!
I spit out my rain salad watching this
I love muffins, I try to make a bloop every 2 weeks or so and save them in the fridge so I can have one every day
Really great one. So happy you put the Spanikopita clip from VB in too, that episode was the first time i heard of it and wondered if it was even real considering. When i saw it at grocery store i got so excited, literally yelled, "Spanikopita!""
1:18 lol, now something has to happen down at the county jail!
I never get too far in a new DaThings video before seeing something that makes me think "how have I not liked this yet?" This time, I got as far as the Venture Bros reference
3:44 a warning to all my fellow lactose intolerants
2:16 i love the idea that jonathan just goes insane and starts babbling complete nonsense while the fire alarm is blaring, really funny to me
5:27 had me rolling 🤣
The eternal question: quesadizzas or pizzadillas?
DJK here again to comment on DaThings' "Little d", the finer details of YTPs that can easily be missed.
Remember to watch the video first to avoid spoilers!
1:55 - This Reddit post features plenty of interesting text to laugh about. What I find most interesting is the "EDIT 2" that is cut off at the very end, stating that this Reddit user has some sort of relationship to Chef Lonathan. Could this be Chef Lonathan's Alaskan "girlfriend", who was put in the oven? Or could this be one of his family members (possibly Mickey due to the AMA being by u/ChefMLonathan)?
Edit: As clarified in the comments, the Reddit post was made by Michelle Lonathan. Her relationship to Jonathan is still unknown.
3:03 - The product "Egg 2" is from the company Bell and Howl. This nonexistent company was introduced in YTP - TacTickle and was created by Pavlov. You know, the dog guy.
3:57 - Garfield may be pretty easy to spot here, but equally important is that he owns the brand of blender Chef Lonathan is using.
4:23 - Chef Lonathan's full name is possibly Chef Jonathan Lonathan Lonathan Lonathan Lonathan, though we cannot ascertain how many Lonathans are truly in his name.
Also, in the beginning of this YTP, his official title was "COO of food". But at this point in the video, he has now been demoted to "CFO of food".
5:24 - Chef Lonathan refers to this muffin as "kinky", which is a reference to his debut video "How to Food", where he creates food from gluten, yeast, salt, water, salt water, and various other ingredients, but also mentions that the key ingredient to make a kinky muffin is to substitute waste product at the very end.
Thanks again for another great video, DaThings! Now I need to take Chef Jonathan Lonathan's advice and get back to work.
The post says its by Michelle, who I cant recall whether theyve been mentioned before in the Jonathan Lonathan Canon (tm)
I'd like to compile an official list of the members of the Lonathan family that we know of so far.
-Chef Jonathan Lonathan, CFO of Food
-Radicchio Lonathan, former CEO of Food
-Julliene Lonathan
-Michelle Lonathan
-French bread "Fred" Lonathan
-Jonathan's oven girlfriend from Alaska, as mentioned above
-Their baby, beaten by Jonathan, just like all of his relatives are
-a little brother
-an electric brother
I believe that's it for now.
I will be using freggs and screggs forever now. Bless you.
Stay tuned for the existential, dramatic conclusion, “Why to Food”
Will Chef Lonathan finally run out of muffins? Find out next time
(edit: I forgot the word ‘who’ existed)
I feel like he has more emotion in his voice now
I've watched good burger recently, and the amount of sauce references I heard made it feel like I was watching one of dathings videos
suss
Dear DaThings, i've rediscovered your channel and have been on a wild binge this past week. Today i rewatched Where to Food because it's one of my favourites, and now this appears! Absolutely blessed, thank you for making this great content. I'm having rain salad
“Not only is it scrambled eggs, but it’s Screggs.” 🤣
0:18 THAT'S A SHARK!
"Don't bite quiches" was far too smoothly done, I was having a crisis trying to decide if he'd actually said it irl.
“A glorious mess is not what we’re looking for here we’re looking for food” sounds like something my head chef would say to me 😔
0:54 the closest we will get to a lewd joke from DaThings
legitimately so excited to be on time for a brand new upload
3:33 obsessed with this lotad drawing
0:18 "Duke at lunch" i love when you put your friends up like that. it's cute.
Such a freaking masterpiece. You're one of the only YTPers that have not lost quality man, big fan
"fresh fruice" and "muffin't" are legendary
Chef Johnathan Lonathan is easily my favourite CZcams poop series from any creator on the internet.
I can't wait for "why to food"
Well today is your lucky day!!!
i'll be calling scrambled eggs "screggs" for the rest of my life now, thank you Ellie.
Another great video. The "simple scrambled egg" at 1:32 had me questioning my sanity.
I died laughing at the Venture Bros reference, beautiful work Ellie.
1:32 He scrambled the word scramble. Genius
joe biden eggs imploring the pooper to increase the opacity of an element is my favorite type of bit
Thank you for the Venture Bros reference because it is the *only* thing I can think of when I hear spanakopita
the Spanakopitan Sea is beautiful this time of year.
I need to know if Mister Lonathan (Locke) himself has seen these.
Every once in a while I wonder how YTP sources react to their own YTPs.
4:35 this made me spit out my water I was NOT prepared for something so funny
One of your best YTPs in a while! Loved it!
AYY Spanakopita! How dare you remind me of my eternal pain!
These videos always brighten my day and this one is no exception. The jokes are always so great and I love following the slowly developing story lines. Thank you again and take care.
This lady makes the best ytps 😅 this one was so wholesome
My partner and I now officially refer to scrambled eggs as screggs.
1:09 The triumphant return of PUT
"You can simply muffin't" has fucking sent me so far away from this plane man I'm gone
The way “Jonathan Lonathan” is uttered sounds so satisfying somehow lol.
Thank you for the post-credits pep talk.
these ones never cease to amaze and the detail of the edits is so good.
i have a temptation to put this entire series onto VHS tapes, interspersed with stuff that could be considered legitimate recordings, just to confuse the hell out of someone in a goodwill
the best part is i have a VCR and the means to record stuff onto tapes, so this is something i could do if i really wanted to
something incredibly ominous about "remember...don't bite quiches...."
I appreciate that you add subtitles. Thank you!!
2:52 N O