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  • čas přidán 29. 03. 2023
  • looks suspiciously in either direction So, uh... You got the Goods™ or what?
    This video is a parody. This video is not in any way an attempt to sell nor endorse the depicted products.
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  • @DaThings
    @DaThings  Před rokem +1020

    Most of this YTP was edited live on Twitch as a little thank-you event for y'all helping me out of my financial jam a couple weeks ago. I seriously can't thank y'all enough, the supporter list is longer than its ever been and I'm so thrilled that I get to continue making nonsense like this for the foreseeable future 💜

    • @XemeraldXD
      @XemeraldXD Před rokem +21

      It was really cool to catch a bit of that stream! Hope youre doing well

    • @houseoft.j.1485
      @houseoft.j.1485 Před rokem +14

      You're on twitch? :D

    • @houseoft.j.1485
      @houseoft.j.1485 Před rokem +22

      I just wanted to thank you for all the videos you've made. You've brought me and my friends so many smiles over the years. Especially your King of the hill videos. They were the first youtube poops I ever saw. I've probably watched them 100 times or more in the last 10 years. You're one of the people that made me want to get into video editing. I even made my own poop from the first episode of KOTH, but unfortunately my laptop got broken before I could upload it. Anyway.... thanks for all of this. It really makes me happy seeing your top tier stuff. ^-^

    • @someguywithaphone5921
      @someguywithaphone5921 Před rokem +28

      Glad that's resolved. Financial Jams are kinda tough sometimes, that's why I use Debt Jelly. Goes great with toast and toasted toast and toaster toasted toaster toast from the toaster oven. Sweet AND chunchy.

    • @stapler942
      @stapler942 Před rokem +6

      It's good to know when life gives you financial jam, you can sometimes make financial-aid.

  • @FlankingLinex
    @FlankingLinex Před rokem +1312

    Whoever invented the in-car trash can and DIDN'T name it the Carbage Can missed out on a golden opportunity.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Před rokem +75

      Right! I figured that was its actual name.

    • @AStaff-gh4vo
      @AStaff-gh4vo Před rokem +58

      Holy shit I thought that was the actual name? This editing is amazing

    • @Alix1723
      @Alix1723 Před rokem

      You no have place for trash!

    • @yohnnyjames
      @yohnnyjames Před rokem +7

      LOL you made me realize i wasn't watching an actual commercial !!!! XDD

    • @GibusWearingMann
      @GibusWearingMann Před rokem +8

      I checked on Amazon and a product by that name does actually exist! It doesn't look like it hangs off the front seat though.

  • @ZephanyZephZeph
    @ZephanyZephZeph Před rokem +1202

    "Don't Delay, Despair Today!" Is such a good line.

  • @nardinyouryard
    @nardinyouryard Před rokem +914

    The idea of a company selling a Pomeranian named Mike as if he were a product has me dying.

    • @patrickstonecrusher
      @patrickstonecrusher Před rokem +81

      Weird!
      Ugh, gross!

    • @TJ_Low
      @TJ_Low Před rokem +42

      Wait until you hear about pet shops!

    • @gergelygalvacsy2251
      @gergelygalvacsy2251 Před rokem +19

      Now I know where jacksfilms got the $10000 dog to test out

    • @littlesnowflakepunk855
      @littlesnowflakepunk855 Před rokem +57

      Mike lets you explore the Mike World anytime you want. You can see what Mike's skin and hair look like.

    • @akatsukigajou1639
      @akatsukigajou1639 Před rokem

      ​@@patrickstonecrusher nah wrong not weird or gross so silence you m0ngrel.

  • @LordMoldoma
    @LordMoldoma Před rokem +373

    I envy the person who can willingly describe dogs as “you as a child but smaller.”

  • @PhilosophyTube
    @PhilosophyTube Před rokem +613

    I can't wait to serve incredible behind at the grocery store!

    • @ae-tr9zr
      @ae-tr9zr Před rokem +23

      no way, madame Philosophy Abigail Tube herself is here :0

    • @blaizegottman4139
      @blaizegottman4139 Před rokem +2

      That makes no sense

    • @orlandowordsmith6208
      @orlandowordsmith6208 Před rokem +24

      Could you come back in a half an hour? 😏

    • @blaizegottman4139
      @blaizegottman4139 Před rokem +1

      @@orlandowordsmith6208 her channel seems fake

    • @JNuts-cv1ib
      @JNuts-cv1ib Před rokem +18

      Even the intelligentsia can appreciate the simple pleasures of a well edited and perfectly captioned YTP

  • @squishybrick
    @squishybrick Před rokem +316

    5:26 is by far my favorite.
    "Would you spend a dollar to help protect a doll?.. Of f*cking course you would.."
    He sounds so done with your bullshit.

    • @monkeydad47
      @monkeydad47 Před rokem +16

      Me when i donate bits to Dollip Daze

  • @natekiellach2940
    @natekiellach2940 Před rokem +121

    “Scooby Doobie residue-be-hind” is next level

  • @CuppaBro1
    @CuppaBro1 Před rokem +606

    4:17 was such a perfectly understated gag.

  • @LimeHunter7
    @LimeHunter7 Před rokem +395

    As a Homestuck fan that almost never gets clean, this YTP reached me.

  • @lydianlights
    @lydianlights Před rokem +366

    omg the guy shaving onto the cheesecake got me so good. thanks for making these.

  • @McBehrer
    @McBehrer Před 10 měsíci +12

    5:19
    missed opportunity to say "without leaving any Scooby-Dooby-Residooby behind"

  • @craftboy338
    @craftboy338 Před rokem +51

    "There's no solution. You don't stand a chance. Suffer suffer suffer."
    Relatable

  • @djk1288
    @djk1288 Před rokem +133

    Are you struggling with regular-sized details? Get yourself a little d today! Here's how to order:
    Turn on Closed Captions and check these out.
    2:06 A split second frame from the YTP "Of or Belonging to Arby".
    3:17 Every number on this Stopwatch is actually a joke.
    69, nice. 24601 is from Les Miserables. 701 is a reference to "The Price is Rice".
    3:56 Bluetooth the Dog is on the Bluetooth Speaker.
    5:50 the Frontline Plus box is edited.
    5:55 The words and chords here are a reference to the YTP "Hey Buddy, Nice Cards!"
    Thanks for another great YTP!

  • @philippaul6039
    @philippaul6039 Před rokem +134

    "Plus you can feel gross"
    Finally! I've always felt like I was missing out on something

  • @PikminWarrior454
    @PikminWarrior454 Před rokem +119

    The complete Goods catalog:
    0:06 an unspecified microscope
    0:10 an unspecified kid surveillance system
    0:16 the Carbage Can
    0:41 the Forever Wallet
    0:55 the Titan Wallet
    1:34 the Basket
    2:17 Yuffie
    2:24 Mike
    3:21 Boom Boom
    4:11 the Peeler Leeler
    4:42 Door Dash
    5:12 the Power Outlet Thing
    5:26 the Seedy Sea
    5:54 the Flat F*** Hand Truck
    6:18 Tigers
    6:45 Nothing, there is no solution to this problem
    6:57 Backseat Boom Zoom
    7:23 Space
    8:11 Fresh Watermelon

  • @KudosToYou
    @KudosToYou Před rokem +202

    "You need space, Max" Oh that hit me in the feels.

    • @hamtaro126
      @hamtaro126 Před rokem +3

      Oh, Yeah, I got that feeling so hard too!!!

    • @macdeus2601
      @macdeus2601 Před rokem +5

      Hit me because I just watched all those Ethereal Snake videos the other day, and momentarily forgot that this wasn't one of them.

    • @joanhailey8969
      @joanhailey8969 Před rokem +7

      Feeling feelings? Must be the Feels Time.

  • @xBIGFLATSx
    @xBIGFLATSx Před rokem +321

    Every time DaThings posts a new YTP my heart starts to flarf

  • @quartzofcourse
    @quartzofcourse Před rokem +168

    7:41 “and there’s room for a 6th thing” Fucking sent me these are always amazing

    • @willsir129
      @willsir129 Před rokem +22

      “Need to charge your phone? Nope.”

    • @jureid4581
      @jureid4581 Před rokem +3

      ​@@willsir129 *Ascends into fucking space*

    • @willsir129
      @willsir129 Před rokem +1

      @@jureid4581 Just get rid of things that inconvenience you. Including people.

    • @KinkyTurtle
      @KinkyTurtle Před 9 měsíci +4

      Funny thing is, that line is actually from the original commercial.

  • @cosmiccatalyst6448
    @cosmiccatalyst6448 Před rokem +61

    WHY DID “GET LOST MARGARET” CRACK ME UP SO MUCH

  • @samr8889
    @samr8889 Před 4 měsíci +4

    I love the implication that the Carbage can is free, but you need to pay them to not leak your personal photos.

  • @GroupNebula563
    @GroupNebula563 Před rokem +148

    5:55 love it when YTPs reference other YTPs

    • @waytoobiased
      @waytoobiased Před rokem +25

      it’s professional

    • @chaosangel42
      @chaosangel42 Před rokem +27

      went back to check and noticed the music chords, which I didn't on first watch. [AMATEURISH]

    • @GroupNebula563
      @GroupNebula563 Před rokem +3

      @@chaosangel42 didn’t notice that at first as well

  • @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779

    Can’t wait for the threequel, Services™️

  • @coopeachu
    @coopeachu Před rokem +100

    7:26 it's such a simple change but "shrinking family" really got to me

  • @helloofthebeach
    @helloofthebeach Před rokem +44

    I would gladly watch a 15 minute YTP entirely about Mike.

  • @cassiopeia4581
    @cassiopeia4581 Před rokem +8

    So the Carbage Can is completely free, but you have to pay for it to not leak your family photos? What a slimy, but clever business strategy...

  • @nickseger3405
    @nickseger3405 Před rokem +62

    I always look forward to the tiger poster jokes when a tiger is mentioned. It's like an itch everytime and DaThings1 always scratches it

  • @Steelhead96
    @Steelhead96 Před rokem +17

    "Don't delay, despair today."
    [Monokuma has sent you a friend request]

  • @Rawker101
    @Rawker101 Před rokem +198

    Can we take a moment to appreciate the mash ups at the end of these ytps? They're oddly catchy. 😆

    • @BigKicksMix
      @BigKicksMix Před rokem +9

      You should check out her full length mashups they’re great

    • @ShortyLongstrokin
      @ShortyLongstrokin Před rokem +1

      "Oh, Rio, Rio, she really looking like a man" had me dead.

    • @Rawker101
      @Rawker101 Před rokem +4

      ​@@ShortyLongstrokin Thank you for your reply. I love laughing at edge lords in CZcams comment sections.

    • @Spikey100000
      @Spikey100000 Před rokem +4

      @@ShortyLongstrokin it says “an Oreo” but k

    • @blaizegottman4139
      @blaizegottman4139 Před rokem

      I love these ytps

  • @pie2these
    @pie2these Před rokem +48

    I love the way the casual walk he does when he walks on the house, through the house, over the house, up the house, and in the graveyard

  • @ThatBenKraft
    @ThatBenKraft Před rokem +56

    The “shrinking family and growing car space” at 7:23 got me good

  • @scarymeunster9095
    @scarymeunster9095 Před rokem +67

    Glad to see Mike, the newest entry in the Pet lineup, following on the iconic Matt and Pat.

  • @mackback319
    @mackback319 Před rokem +175

    did they actually say "AND NO-ONE WILL BELIEVE YOU" in a forever wallet ad or is your sentence mixing getting too good

    • @theotherther1
      @theotherther1 Před rokem +17

      These YTP commercials just keep getting more and more like Villainous shorts.

    • @Pr0t4t0
      @Pr0t4t0 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Think they said something along the lines of “And no one will believe how much stuff you can fit” and then she added the “you”

  • @KingApeiron
    @KingApeiron Před rokem +55

    The professional/ameteurish callback got me REAL good

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth Před 11 měsíci

      The "amateurish" guy dropping all his stuff 🤣🤣

  • @alias588
    @alias588 Před rokem +39

    I am obligated to admit that this video had a perfect end.

  • @roosterboots4684
    @roosterboots4684 Před rokem +42

    I literally just reread Homestuck, just in time for DaThings to call my hygiene into question

  • @saintsea-hat7891
    @saintsea-hat7891 Před rokem +22

    I love how the subtitles consistently refer to that dog as Mike.

  • @danford4275
    @danford4275 Před rokem +21

    Carrying water bottles by hand is AMATUERISH

  • @catcreaturething2084
    @catcreaturething2084 Před 6 měsíci +6

    2:26 Nothing could've ever prepared me for a Chills cameo

  • @lilsizzly1982
    @lilsizzly1982 Před rokem +62

    2:26 the dog's distorted face while eating really got me

  • @Syrange13
    @Syrange13 Před rokem +7

    Best use of the Tally Hall bonus track Mucka Blucka in a YTP I've ever seen

    • @RedTree_6767
      @RedTree_6767 Před rokem +2

      If any one has discovered Tally Hall from this YTP, to them I say bloody welcome to Tally Hall!

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP Před rokem +3

      And it comes full circle, because the MMMM album was selected on the “iPod” egg cooker’s screen in the prequel YTP

  • @timberwolfmerlot
    @timberwolfmerlot Před rokem +20

    this inspired me, as a homestuck fan, to get clean
    see you after my shower.

  • @endruv_2287
    @endruv_2287 Před rokem +18

    7:19 holy shit that brought back memories of yelling "It's not magic, it's MAGNETS" with my friends in like 6th grade

  • @n0-one0
    @n0-one0 Před rokem +15

    "Oh Rio Rio, she really lookin' like an Oreo."
    certified hood classic

  • @LnR_Animation
    @LnR_Animation Před rokem +26

    I am absolutely captivated by a wallet attached to a balloon... Thank you

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP Před rokem

      Ellie got a lot of mileage out of that clip, didn't she

  • @GolemAvalanche
    @GolemAvalanche Před rokem +22

    7:01 I can't tell if that's supposed to be Jean-brand jeans to avoid copyright (which they could have just not had anything there instead of hastily scribbling a name) or if the guy's name is Jean and he wrote it on his own pants so he knows they're his.

  • @scarfbit7354
    @scarfbit7354 Před rokem +35

    Props to you for keeping the ytp genre alive.

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP Před rokem

      I'm doing it too. Me and the girls making it immortal

  • @habibibror7357
    @habibibror7357 Před rokem +12

    07:00 I’m so happy that it said “Jean” on his jeans😇

  • @TheAntiGravityMaster
    @TheAntiGravityMaster Před rokem +18

    "would you spend a dollar to protect a doll? of fuckin course you would"
    I have nothing else to say, just that

    • @TheAntiGravityMaster
      @TheAntiGravityMaster Před rokem

      actually I do. I would absolutely pay a dollar to protect my girlfriend (doll)

  • @KT-Kaboom
    @KT-Kaboom Před rokem +8

    most terrifying cover of "rio" i've ever heard

  • @ziginox
    @ziginox Před rokem +13

    I don't know why, but the BONK at 5:15 really got me.

  • @yeehaw-city3086
    @yeehaw-city3086 Před rokem +19

    The stag for $14.99 absolutely slayed me

  • @ajdude9
    @ajdude9 Před rokem +32

    I wasn't prepared for the Homestuck reference and it gave me horrible trauma flashbacks. 10/10

    • @shrimpkraken
      @shrimpkraken Před rokem +12

      Is it true that homestuck fans almost never get clean?

    • @RedTree_6767
      @RedTree_6767 Před rokem +3

      ​@@shrimpkraken Can confirm, still in recovery myself

    • @deletedTestimony
      @deletedTestimony Před rokem +1

      yeah B33

    • @rcbinchicken
      @rcbinchicken Před rokem +3

      @@shrimpkraken it's more that you never recover from falling down all those s t a i r s

    • @RedTree_6767
      @RedTree_6767 Před rokem +1

      @@rcbinchicken it's our fault, I mean we were warned after all

  • @alextrin683
    @alextrin683 Před rokem +16

    Can't wait for the sequel Bads™

  • @jmwmusic5665
    @jmwmusic5665 Před rokem +7

    Using "resi-due be-hind" to make a Scooby Dooby Doo reference was utterly inspired.

  • @sneeznoodle
    @sneeznoodle Před 6 měsíci +3

    The fact that they constructed "among us" only to use it in a completely normal sentece is just wonderful

  • @DougSalad
    @DougSalad Před rokem +7

    I missed when you added the Scooby-Dooby Residue on stream, i laughed pretty hard at that

  • @dashcamandy2242
    @dashcamandy2242 Před rokem +8

    Guaranteed never to leak all my family photos? Damn, that's better online security than Zuckerbook!
    When the Beakers started Meeping, I lost it!
    "That was your favorite song! Now for some annoying songs!" is absolutely a listening-to-FM-radio-in-the-car mood.

    • @dashcamandy2242
      @dashcamandy2242 Před rokem

      6:45 - Hey there, Big Guy, do you need a man to open that pickle jar for you?

  • @rogirek3362
    @rogirek3362 Před rokem +3

    I can't believe they give me the option to pay a separate fee to not leak my family photos. Most vendors just reserve the right in the EULA.

  • @possumplay5843
    @possumplay5843 Před rokem +25

    The cheesecake part made my soul exit my body 😂😂

  • @CultOfTheBanana
    @CultOfTheBanana Před rokem +10

    6:07
    If Kojimbo puts a Flat Fuck Hand Truck in Death Stranding 2, I will purchase the game.
    If and only if.

  • @cheesyjamproductions6065

    Amazing demonstration of the Kuleshov effect at 4:17

  • @marbeltoast
    @marbeltoast Před rokem +7

    “Because we know you could use a hand, here’s a power outlet thing!” Got me GOOD!

  • @YawleyG
    @YawleyG Před rokem +24

    Zucchiwi had me cracking up more than it should have.

  • @TJ_Low
    @TJ_Low Před rokem +9

    3:57 “You could pay $100 for a bluetooth speaker, or you can get a Boom Boom for just ninety-nine!” A GREAT deal!

  • @zachdissen424
    @zachdissen424 Před rokem +10

    “Ding Ding Ding its terrible” really got me 😂

  • @MarkMeadows90
    @MarkMeadows90 Před rokem +4

    4:04 That part makes me miss Billy May's infomercial of the Jupiter Jack.

  • @oconnorwilliam01
    @oconnorwilliam01 Před 10 měsíci +5

    0:55 I love how they put their advert on right after the forever wallet just to rub it in 😂

  • @Agarib21
    @Agarib21 Před rokem +29

    an instant classic at just an hour old, just the quality i've come to expect from your channel

  • @hylind1912
    @hylind1912 Před 9 měsíci +4

    0:22 I love the idea of someone who developed a trash can for cars, but it only fits in any of the vehicles from the Pixar movie and is exclusively resistant to Pepsi and nothing else.

  • @noisepuppet
    @noisepuppet Před rokem +11

    When I shave, chocolate sprinkles rain down from my facial region. Until this video, I thought I was alone.

    • @hamtaro126
      @hamtaro126 Před rokem +2

      Hey, It is our buddy, noisepuppet!!! We haven't seen content from you for about a year or something!!!
      I guess it is good to see you back in the comments, welcome back, noisepuppet!

    • @coleswagerty8020
      @coleswagerty8020 Před rokem +2

      You made some of my favorite ytps man, and you’d be surprised how infectious that humor is lol. Thanks for making my life (and some of my friends lives) a bit better

  • @tyalan7152
    @tyalan7152 Před rokem +11

    I personally think you struck gold with Products. Good to see you've still got the Midas touch.

  • @Pairoshuz
    @Pairoshuz Před 6 měsíci +3

    "This is the future, shouldn't there be a robot? There is...n't, and there's no solution. You don't stand a chance. SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER"
    That's very aggressive for a commercial.

  • @armageddongirl612
    @armageddongirl612 Před rokem +11

    6:24 WE HAVE AWOKEN.

  • @milkteawaygalaxy877
    @milkteawaygalaxy877 Před rokem +3

    You were right. Fresh watermelon was indeed the perfect end.

  • @gergelygalvacsy2251
    @gergelygalvacsy2251 Před rokem +2

    “Even the strongest among us sometimes need a job!” - me sending my resume to the third company in a day

  • @eckitronix
    @eckitronix Před rokem +16

    I can't believe Yuffie would steal babies and hide in planes, I'm shaking and crying right now

  • @kosho2994
    @kosho2994 Před rokem +2

    Another YTP with Yurf. I love you, Yurf!

  • @Lishadra
    @Lishadra Před rokem +11

    2:08 caught me so off guard 😆

  • @randomusername1735
    @randomusername1735 Před rokem +5

    "Now for some annoying songs!"
    Viva La Vida starts playing
    Favorite part

  • @JouvaMoufette
    @JouvaMoufette Před rokem +10

    6:43 I have that poster! It's very good.

  • @StardustWhip
    @StardustWhip Před rokem +3

    "Introducing Mike, the Amazing New Dog!"
    **slams $500 Monopoly Money on the table**
    I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

  • @FatKatSkits
    @FatKatSkits Před 7 měsíci +1

    2:08 was like a 3-2-1 punch with the amount of jokes there, love it

  • @robinbeck7716
    @robinbeck7716 Před rokem +4

    I'm obsessed with, "a fresh Watermelon is the perfect end."

  • @Pyberspace
    @Pyberspace Před rokem +5

    I love the reference to Flat Fuck Friday 🐊

  • @harveywilde6781
    @harveywilde6781 Před rokem +12

    0:42 Seriously though, wtf is that wallet? One of the cheapest looking wallet I've ever see.

  • @twistedyogert
    @twistedyogert Před rokem +10

    1:19 Is wallet guy threatening to murder me?

  • @DJDavid98
    @DJDavid98 Před rokem +4

    7:23 Is that a dig at Musk? xD

  • @8bit_cat72
    @8bit_cat72 Před rokem +3

    I love Ellie just dunking on forever wallet

  • @MrBeardsley
    @MrBeardsley Před 16 dny

    6:35 “Hey now, WOOOO, look at that dance across the dusty stand” is a perfect example of Ellie’s comedic and editing genius.

  • @TheBadBuffalo
    @TheBadBuffalo Před rokem +3

    The Duran Duran tiger bit was INCREDIBLE

  • @wesleyackerman8211
    @wesleyackerman8211 Před rokem +4

    so beautiful. The comments talking about their favorite parts had me cry laughing even more.

  • @JirForce
    @JirForce Před 10 měsíci +2

    "Without leaving any Scooby Dooby ResiDoobyhind" Absolutely brilliant...

  • @Chook181
    @Chook181 Před rokem +7

    The shavings falling onto the cake made me HOWL lmao

  • @Armameteus
    @Armameteus Před rokem +3

    "Carbage Can" is actually genius. You should trademark it and then patent your own Carbage Can. You'd easily become a thousandaire - maybe even a couple-thousandaire!

  • @paulnone9984
    @paulnone9984 Před rokem +12

    4:55 Zukiwi i'm fucking dead lol.

  • @cbrad-eo6nt
    @cbrad-eo6nt Před rokem +2

    The word "Zucchiwi" had already entered my head and then 2 seconds later, DaThings made my dreams into memes.

  • @eprongles
    @eprongles Před rokem +8

    7:32 oooh, that made me giggle a loooot

  • @dkDeMKN
    @dkDeMKN Před rokem +10

    These infomercial YTP's are really good. You've yet to upload a bad one, great job.

  • @gradeon2848
    @gradeon2848 Před rokem +4

    4:17 absolute perfection.