"There is no better customer than one who has been dissatisfied. Understand that this does not mean we have necessarily done anything wrong." Me when I have to follow store policy.
I can't think about paper towels without calling them paper taper taper towels either... But I'd hardly call that ruined. I'd like to think of it as "enhanced."
@@Trainfan1055Janathan I've got 3 times where I got a cash tip from Pizza Hut worth more than the pizza. The second time was an old woman who said she didn't get texts (I was on two deliveries at once) the third time I had to make a support call, because I felt I was stealing. I don't work for Pizza Hut; I work with Pizza Hut. I also played this video on my radio at another restaurant because their automatic phone response said "someone will be with you shortly" as in "It will only take a half an hour".
Customer: "I would like to pay by debit card, but I have no debit card or money." Employee: "Uhh, I'm sorry?" Customer: *Points* "This is all YOUR fault!"
"I'll be honest with you. I love you. I love your smile. I love your eyes. I love your voice. That's why I shop here." "Could you come back in a half an hour?" Somebody's getting lucky after their shift ends
That’s one that happens a lot in real life. People will make a request you need to go out of your way for, but you say you can do it and are prepared to help anyways... and then after you say yes they get all upset and go “oh nevermind”
The creativity of the anagram is amazing. I have absolutely no idea how DaThings looked at “Customer Service Center” and said “Oh, this is an anagram of Eccentric Severe Tumors”.
@@bohdankuziv2707 I agree. If you're funny, it helps you stand out more and helps customers recognize you if they come back! It also makes the customer feel at home, like they can relax, so they don't feel lost if they're in a big store, and it's their first time there. And, maybe you'll even get promoted if you're working well enough... you know, all customers need lol...
When I was working at Taco Bell, one of the people who just finished taking an order said, "I'll be glad when we get replaced by computers, because a computer wouldn't be able to tell they wanted extra cheese!" I was listening to the order as well, cleaning the lobby, but I don't remember exactly what the customer said at the speaker.
It would've been amazing if they'd got the brand she wanted, opened the packaging and offered her a towel to wipe her eyes from crying about the lack of those very towels.
"cis-customer" feels like a powerful piece of sociology. Those born into being served, as opposed to trans-customers, who were born as servers but transitioned into customership and inhabit it with deliberacy and care
"I'm just somebody and I'm not too sure how to do that" is essentially what it's like when you're usually cashiering but have to work customer service due to being understaffed
@@sparrow4852 Ah, ok. It takes half an hour to create circular circles! I thought it was only a few minutes. Guess not. Is that why I have trouble finding the rare circular circles?
@@shawnfields2369 I bought a compass and still could only manage elliptical circles. Circular circles will forever be the bane of my existence, and looking at this thread, everyone else's as well. It's no wonder stores are all out of them.
I could never handle customer service. I try and treat retail workers with the same reverence and awe as one would treat a being who has looked upon the elder gods and calmly explained why their coupons are invalid.
"Take a moment and look in the mirror. Are you tired? Do you have your name? Is your name John? Are you here John? Listen carefully to me John. Are you YOU? Check yourself out!" I died. 15/10
@HCE We just want them to be 100% dissatisfied! Or, maybe, the employees can help the sustomers sus lol, so they both lol AND joj! Who knows, the employee may even get promoted! They can make their big store seem less intimidating to first time customers this way, by helping them sus lol! That way, those sustomers will most certainly come back, in most likely a half hour, and may even confess their love to the cute blond girl who works at the customer service sus...
Not how I felt but I wanted to be a customer that got removed about a week in Mental and physical stress I wasn't ready for on my first job, and with the floors being shifted around? I'm proud of myself even if I only lasted 2 weeks there! I'm not generally sure how things work anywhere else, but I'm definitely trying, heheh
"I'm sorry ma'am but we are out of the advertised towel. You're most welcome to cry, I'd be happy to offer you a towel." Like that dude really did not have to destroy her life like that, but he really did though.
3:12 "i'll be right back" goes back to stocking shelves
Před 4 lety+344
2:06 "Will this customer be coming back again? You bet he will And not just the customer: _you_ will" Well, I'm back to this video yet again, so I guess that's about right
@No. 10 I was going to say - I worked in a grocery store from 1993 to 1998. And the style of uniforms and overall store design is definitely older than that. Definitely 80s. Possibly early 90s but that'd be pushing it.
Oh you! Can you come back in about half an hour? That's when I get off! We can do something together later, if you come back in about a half hour! I'll be waiting, m'lady.
@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 Am I late or early? Also, don't I know you from somewhere? I always see you, but I've never said anything before because I'm shy. And, I'm bad at talking, sorry. So, how are you?
5:18 Sadly, something absurd as this actually happened to me working in customer service once. A woman was trying to pay by her credit card, , but she didn't have her card on her. She insisted that I let her pay with her credit card information, and I told her "That's not how it works." She then argued with me for almost an hour about how she should be able to pay with her credit card information even though she didn't have a credit card.
In her defense, a lot of credit card readers with pin pads have an option to type in the credit card number manually, but it’s definitely not worth arguing with a cashier about.
I hope this doesn’t get taken down for copyright in a half hour, because I feel like more people could benefit from knowing how to locate circular circles. What?
I’ve seen EVERY YTP since 2010 and this is the fucking funniest most masterful thing I’ve ever seen. I haven’t laughed this hard in years, I was afraid of laughing to death. This hit every beat imaginable
"Take the L without debate" perfectly describes customer service.
Yiaaaay.
What!?
Yiay
Yesterday I Asked Asked Asked Asked You
@@SpacePirateFromSpace Is there an echo in here or something... something... something... something... sus.
So true
@HCE it's in the r
"We don't want our customers. Remove them as soon as your work is done."
Real talk.
"There is no better customer than one who has been dissatisfied. Understand that this does not mean we have necessarily done anything wrong."
Me when I have to follow store policy.
- Jeff Bezos, 1999
Litalraly Everyone who's ever worked retale
When that one asshole shows up two minutes before closing looking for bread crumbs or some shit
@@burgerbro34fullstreamarchi82
"Litalraly"
"retale"
holy shit dude take a nap
This YTP ruined me because every time I see paper towels at the store I sing to myself "Paper towels, paper towels, paper taper taper towels."
Me too
I just passed the paper towels isle and all I thought was paper towels paper towels paper towels paper towels taper taper towels
@aaronsdavis Barryerary?
2:47
I can't think about paper towels without calling them paper taper taper towels either... But I'd hardly call that ruined. I'd like to think of it as "enhanced."
"Mrs. Burgess would like to pay by check, but she doesn't have a check."
You joke, but this kind of thing happens far too often in customer service.
Happens in pizza delivery too. But it's cash instead of checks. We don't accept checks.
What kinda broke fuck used a c h e c k for a pizza just use debit
@@Pactastic042 Probably an old person that doesn't understand how cards work.
@@Trainfan1055Janathan I've got 3 times where I got a cash tip from Pizza Hut worth more than the pizza. The second time was an old woman who said she didn't get texts (I was on two deliveries at once) the third time I had to make a support call, because I felt I was stealing. I don't work for Pizza Hut; I work with Pizza Hut. I also played this video on my radio at another restaurant because their automatic phone response said "someone will be with you shortly" as in "It will only take a half an hour".
Customer: "I would like to pay by debit card, but I have no debit card or money."
Employee: "Uhh, I'm sorry?"
Customer: *Points* "This is all YOUR fault!"
"Notice that the employees stop what they're doing."
"Excuse me, could you help me?"
*Man freezes in place*
So beautiful, hahaha. :')
He's just thinking of the easiest way to take the customers and gag the customers
What a considerate employee.
W h a t? 1:32
Then they take the customers and gag the customers.
"Number seven?"
"Right here!"
"Oh..uh..Number eight."
"What?"
I love his reaction
"You bet this customer will be coming back again."
@@pseudospectre53 What?
Lol
He doesn't count because he's a creep standing there all day taking numbers probably!😂😂😂
@@eriekayak does that explain why he can shoot lasers from his eyes? And why he wants to order a pound of his wife, dude/lady?
6:08 "Take the L without debate" goddamn if this isn't the truest part of actually working customer service lmao
Especially in gastro
Losing cussing customers isn't too bad, though.
"I'll be honest with you. I love you. I love your smile. I love your eyes. I love your voice. That's why I shop here."
"Could you come back in a half an hour?"
Somebody's getting lucky after their shift ends
“Anyhow I hope I can get in and out quickly without too much hassle.”
“Oh great... Hassle”
that was my favorite joke
*Backs away furiously to get out*
I'm gonna be real honest:
that grey haired lady is hot
Ahhhh 80s women
Me at least once a day.
I thought she said 'castle' and I'm like, she better not go to Scotland smh
Here you go sir...
Actually, we ran out...
W H A T
YIY
YEEAAEEYY
And not just the customer: YOU WILL.
And the "actually" was taken from another video~
Me when I find where the item's located without actually checking that there's anything there
6:52 Not gonna lie, this is a better representation of two lesbians hitting on each other than I've ever seen from Hollywood.
Strongly agree and far more humble and sweeter.
No joke, I am genuinely invested in the relationship between the shy customer service worker and the tsundere disgruntled customer
Groceryuri store
@@bepisthescienceman4202TRUE
Oh, that would be our best honey!
"Excuse me?"
"Yup"
"These pork chops only come in six packs, can I get a smaller package?"
"Yup"
"Never mind"
That’s one that happens a lot in real life. People will make a request you need to go out of your way for, but you say you can do it and are prepared to help anyways... and then after you say yes they get all upset and go “oh nevermind”
@@otaconzeppeli7273 ....
YUP
@@otaconzeppeli7273
Wait a minute, is this proof that people cannot accept the word "yes" as a universal answer for every question?
@@otaconzeppeli7273 honestly it’s down to how you deliver your answer. If you seem exacerbated in your reply, they’ll get cold feet and back away
"Upon entering the store, many of our customers want to LEAVE the store"
"We don't want our customers"
Remove customers as soon as you finish your shift!
Retail in a nutshell
We don’t want them to be inconvenienced by entering the store.
@@TeddyOG You know what? If they don't care about us, we don't care about us!
"Will this pissed customer be back again? You bet he will. And not just the customer. *You will.* "
Sure, just give me a half hour.
*What?*
In this day and age that's basically industry standard policy. Might as well put "Fuck you pay me" signs outside every Walmart
the subtitles say "will this cis customer be back again?"
@strawberry smith or else you'd have to do it All over again.
The creativity of the anagram is amazing. I have absolutely no idea how DaThings looked at “Customer Service Center” and said “Oh, this is an anagram of Eccentric Severe Tumors”.
“I’m sorry, ma’am, but we are out of the advertised towel. You’re most welcome to cry. I‘d be happy to offer you a towel.”
They can easily BEE the DEEference betWEEn KEEping and losing cussing customers
Now that's how you sell paper taper paper towels.
"All employees should be funny, so that you can help customers lol"
One of the best sentence mixes in the video.
1:32
that is actualy a great marketing strategy!
@@bohdankuziv2707 I agree. If you're funny, it helps you stand out more and helps customers recognize you if they come back! It also makes the customer feel at home, like they can relax, so they don't feel lost if they're in a big store, and it's their first time there. And, maybe you'll even get promoted if you're working well enough... you know, all customers need lol...
I lold
“Do you have your name?”
“Is your name John?”
“Are you there John?”
“Listen carefully to me John”
“Are you, you?”
“CHECK YOURSEEELF OOOOOUUUTT”
That is a vibe check warning if I ever heard one
“Are you, you?”
Some deep shit
@@iceypumpkinhead My entire life is a vibe check delivered by God.
“Do you have your name?”
4:59
I was pretty spooked.
I'm John.
All YTPs should be funny...
so that they can help viewers lol.
That would be wonderful
*LuL
YiiY
"We don't want our customers to have to be inconvenienced by entering the store" aged very well
Still applicable in 2023.
Some day 10 years from now, someone's gonna watch this and say, "What, there was a time when customers came INTO the STORE?"
When I was working at Taco Bell, one of the people who just finished taking an order said, "I'll be glad when we get replaced by computers, because a computer wouldn't be able to tell they wanted extra cheese!" I was listening to the order as well, cleaning the lobby, but I don't remember exactly what the customer said at the speaker.
"I love you; I love your 'SMILE', I love your 'EYES', I love your 'VOICE'."
"Could you come back in a half an hour?"
lmfao
Well, if that were you, would YOU come back in a half hour? You bet the customer will! And not just him, YOU will!
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
A lot of SERVICE does happen here. To SATISFY their NEEDS.
I was laughing so hard when I saw that part
When customers think they can flirt with you at work 😂
"I'm sorry maam, we are all out of the advertised towel. Youre most welcome to cry. Id be happy to offer you a towel"
Damn, he just roasted her harder than the waters of the Customer Service Mordor ever could.
Original video is how they treat customers, your comment is how they treat employees
''paper towels,paper towels,paper taper taper towels.''
It would've been amazing if they'd got the brand she wanted, opened the packaging and offered her a towel to wipe her eyes from crying about the lack of those very towels.
@@antoniocasias5545 It's in the background near the start. Orodruin and the Barad Dur
“ I hope I can get in and out without too much hassle.”
*steps in jam*
“Oh great, hassle.”
My inner monologue
“Excuse me, I wanted to return my shoes, please.”
@@romeofoxtrot I'm not sure how to shoe that
here you go sir
actually
we ran out
W H A T Y Y Y I I I I I A A A A A Y Y Y Y Y
Will this customer be back?
YOU BET HE WILL.
@@superhoops5091 and not only he will but you will
No it's YIGH
"Heres your pound sir..."
"Actually, we ran out-"
"w h a t"
i died laughing
lolaslatt yesterday I asked you
"Could you come back in a half an hour?"
@@cubruce1103 *_n o_*
That Employee was Never seen Agaim
In an half an hour I asked you
(IAHAHIAY)
Here you go, sir-
ACTUALLY, we ran out.
*_What?_*
*_YiaiY_*
No problem Mrs. BuRbUrbUR
🤣🤣😂
ᵒᵏ
Will this sis customer be back again?
You bet he will
this is unironically how customer service actually is including the young people getting harassed by old people
You gotta take the L without questions? 😔
@aaronsdavis harsh but fair
That’s why they call COVID the Boomer Remover.
Coronakaren: you need masks!
Me: What? Yaay
"cis-customer" feels like a powerful piece of sociology. Those born into being served, as opposed to trans-customers, who were born as servers but transitioned into customership and inhabit it with deliberacy and care
Huh.
"The E stands for E-A-R..."
It's in the game.
Or at least it would be if it weren't ea...
I am _so_ glad I'm not the only one who thought of that. 😂
Okay, this made me laugh, XDD!
Nice
I see you are a man of culture
"Paper towels"
*aisle full of them*
"We seem to be out"
BRUH
You are more than welcome to cry.
I can offer you a Towel?
JetJockey87 thanks. Come back in half an hour?
@@SpacePirateFromSpace What?
BUH
@@bouteilledeau1463 I'm just somebody, I don't know how to shoe that. But, if you came back in half an hour...
"oh great, hassle" is pretty much how I address any hardship that comes my way now. it's how I know I've grown and matured as a person
"paper towels,paper towels
paper taper taper towels"
"here you go...
actually we ran out"
"WHAT
YIIIGH"
Enuen euskaldun bat espero youtube korotzak ikusten
¿Esperas qué?
"I need to borrow your car"
"What?"
"I need to bOrrow yOuR cAr"
"What?"
"I have to caRrOw yOUr bAR"
"What?"
"I have 9 cars I need to borrow tonight"
Him: can't u just get a BF?
Her: a..... aa.....aha.......
Him: *shirt disappears* what?
@@trentryan27 What? You need to carrow my bar? Could you come back in half an hour?
@@trentryan27
I guess speech impediments turn him on. 🤣
What?
What is that clip from?
I'm just somebody and I'm not too sure how to do that
Philosophy Tube I’m not too sure how to shoe that
i just finished watching a philosophy tube video and here i am what are the odds 💀
so nice to see ya here
The essence of philosophy
"Is your name John? Are you here, John? Listen to me carefully, John... Are you YOU?"
“I’m not too sure how to SHOE that.”
When you hear someone refer to someone as their "Friend and Manager", it's a cry for help.
And not just because the ham is hammy.
"I have 9 cars."
Soon, she may have 47 Lamborghinis in her Lamborghini account.
I need to carrow your bar.
We need to move away from college and towards Lamborghini.
Craig?
@@UnfittingCarbon something I like to call freedom units
@@UnfittingCarbon A thousand years ago they didn't have dollars. They had something else.
“When we talk about customer service, most of us think of customer service.”
He isn’t wrong I guess?
But there's more to it than customers.
There’s service
No shit
"When you need foundation repair, you want foundation repair."
Same energy.
He IS wrong. When we talk about customer service, we think about how most commercially made paper is made from paper.
"All employees should be *funny* to make the customer *LOL* "
"I'm just somebody and I'm not too sure how to do that" is essentially what it's like when you're usually cashiering but have to work customer service due to being understaffed
Or when you just don't feel like being bothered by customers.
It's my entire life motto tbh
"When we talk about customer service, this is probably the first place that comes to mind." *shows fiery depths of hell*
Yep!
Technically Mordor, but basically the same thing.
One does not simply walk in to Customer Service.
(Considers getting a job as a greeter for the sole purpose of screaming YOU SHALL NOT PASS while waving around a sword and staff.)
@@punbug4721 Is this even real for someone not to recognize Mordor at first glance? And that guy even got 82 likes! :o
So true.
“All employees should be funny, so you can help the customers lol.”
“Oh darn, ha ha heh he ha.”
That would be wonderful.
What? Yaay
Let me toot
"Oh great, hassle."
*moonwalks*
Every single time something inconvenient happens to me, I end up repeating "Oh great, hassle." Shows how much staying power this YTP has
Can you come back in a half an hour?
excuse me, I'd like to return my shoes
@@NaderAmmar I’m just somebody and I’m not too sure how to shoe that.
A parallel Dathings universe in which the workers are actually at the top of the food chain? What sorcery is this?
It's probably just the one set of workers.
See, this is what happens when you actually unionize. Otherwise you get the Wow It’s Made worked treatment.
These workers were the ones who beat their boss into a pulp and made them into a circular circle.
It's not sorcery, it's sos.
Boss makes a hundred, I make thirteen, so I beat him into pulp, using this machine
this better not be another copyright victim. because when we talk about customer service, we think about everything.
I know what you mean, really!
I have to think about everything
I miss pizza dust
@@rubeusvombatus What's...
What's a brother?
it's actually not illegal or copyright as it's taking existing content and making something new out of it
"What can I get for you today?
"Ah, my wife."
"Oh yes, that would be our best honey."
Underrated bit.
"And will this customer be back again? You bet he will.
And not just the customer. You will."
That got hella dark lol
I thought I was the only person who had issues finding circular circles...
Mariostar356 you just have to come back in half an hour...
@@sparrow4852 Ah, ok. It takes half an hour to create circular circles! I thought it was only a few minutes. Guess not. Is that why I have trouble finding the rare circular circles?
@@shawnfields2369 Have you ever tried making a circle?! Damn right it takes a half hour, usually more!
@@shawnfields2369 I bought a compass and still could only manage elliptical circles. Circular circles will forever be the bane of my existence, and looking at this thread, everyone else's as well. It's no wonder stores are all out of them.
@@shawnfields2369 ...I'm starting to feel like we're moving along rather fast.
Can you come back in half an hour?
“I just wanted to get in and out quickly without any hassle.”
*steps in a small amount of spilled product on the floor*
“Oh no, hassle...”
*Steps backwards in an awkward fashion*
Oh no *castle*
@@normalidiot7227 Line used for every ROH wrestler after Dalton Castle receives push
@@sergiowinter5383 i just said that because when she said hassle, it sounded like *castle*
@@normalidiot7227 And I wanted to make a wrestling reference yaay
I could never handle customer service. I try and treat retail workers with the same reverence and awe as one would treat a being who has looked upon the elder gods and calmly explained why their coupons are invalid.
"Paper towels, i can't seem to find any"
You and me both
Just wanted to say that every joke landed for me, what a wonderful thing to watch before going to bed
Based
Nothing makes one sleep like laughing at poor customer service
lazy wut
Lazy Purple the famous How It Feels To Chew Five Game youtuber? Amzing!
may i ask, laziest of purple, if you found this video Relatable
“Take the L without debate.”
Me before my Chem final.
Did you take the L or did you somehow snag a snazzy W?
@@eckitronix I got a C. Only c that semester, so for the rest it was a W
"We are out of the advertised towel. You're most welcome to cry, i'd be happy to offer you a towel."
GOLD
Lady: Paper towels, paper towels, paper taper taper towels
*Both walk by thousands of paper towels*
Store guy: We seem to be out of them right now
"Take a moment and look in the mirror.
Are you tired?
Do you have your name?
Is your name John?
Are you here John?
Listen carefully to me John.
Are you YOU?
Check yourself out!"
I died. 15/10
Guys named John watching this: 😳
Yup. I worked at Target. Had this conversation many a time… 😐😑😳
It reminds me of the opening to Plumbers Don't Wear Ties.
“John, you’re locked in a computer simulation, you have to disconnect. Disconnect, John.”
"Anyhow, I hope i can get in and out quickly without too much hassle."
"Oh great, hassle..."
*procedes to try to return her shoes to the grocery store.*
I'm just somebody and I'm not too sure how to do that
@@jeffcarroll1990shock uuhh... I'm not to sure how to shoe that. Could you come back in a half-
@@jeffcarroll1990shock oh
Lmfao that had me dying
"Let me toot."
"Oh that would be wonderful."
That "What? Yigh" guy is easily one of my favourite youtube poop characters ever
The old man saying “what” kills me every time lmao
*Y I A Y*
The assistant saying YUP? gets me.
@@anicetune the "YUP" popping up throughout the video kills me. When the worker comes over to take the check YUP
It's stone cold in disguise
@@anicetune well I have this stork
"We don't want our customers. Remove them as soon as your work is done."
Exactly how I felt working at Walmart lol
I'd be glad to!
I feel you man- most of my time there was O/N maintenance and waxing the floors, so it was even more so for me xD
@HCE We just want them to be 100% dissatisfied! Or, maybe, the employees can help the sustomers sus lol, so they both lol AND joj! Who knows, the employee may even get promoted! They can make their big store seem less intimidating to first time customers this way, by helping them sus lol! That way, those sustomers will most certainly come back, in most likely a half hour, and may even confess their love to the cute blond girl who works at the customer service sus...
Not how I felt but I wanted to be a customer that got removed about a week in
Mental and physical stress I wasn't ready for on my first job, and with the floors being shifted around? I'm proud of myself even if I only lasted 2 weeks there! I'm not generally sure how things work anywhere else, but I'm definitely trying, heheh
To be fair that's also how it feels shopping at Walmart
I just noticed that the 3rd "What?" is from the old guy at the meat counter. 5:32
"I'm sorry ma'am but we are out of the advertised towel. You're most welcome to cry, I'd be happy to offer you a towel."
Like that dude really did not have to destroy her life like that, but he really did though.
I work in retail and this video gives me anxiety
S A M E
I work in food service and the lady talking angrily to the cashier was giving me flashbacks
The baggers of Florida send their sympathy and empathy.
lets be honest, most of this video is how retails actually work if not all of them
Hallia avatar seems apt
Morbi pls update
I lost it when she was walking forward while walking backwards.
Thelema "Well..."
Thelema the music makes it even better 😭
So we’re gonna ignore 0:56, that was equally as hilarious
@@C-Midori It has no right to make me laugh this hard. Why is it so funny 😭
They can easily bEE the dEEfference betwEEn kEEping and losing cussing customers. And that will only happen when EEch of us makes a commitment to mEE.
I came back in half an hour, returned my shoes, bought some taper towels and a pound of my wife, and this video was still funny.
That would be our best honey.
"Then they take the customers and gag the customers"... could this be the start of the workers finally striking back?
Robespierre did nothing wrong
Time for the beating of the workers
from the fact everyone is allowed to abuse customers, this is after the Glorious Retail Worker's Revolution
@Random Randomness
I understood that reference.
"L. Take the L without complaining."
(Yeah that sums up retail)
The E stands for E A R
6:20 I don't know why, but the rapid perspective shifting is really funny to me.
3:12 "i'll be right back"
goes back to stocking shelves
2:06
"Will this customer be coming back again?
You bet he will
And not just the customer: _you_ will"
Well, I'm back to this video yet again, so I guess that's about right
YUP
I'm N E V E R Coming back, great customer service, bad employees
Didn't even remember this comment
I can’t watch this video now
Can you come back in half an hour?
hWAT?
Just a half hour
It'll only take a minute. BARRYARRYARRY!
0:56 I hope I can get in and out quickly without too much hassle.
Oh great.
H A S S L E
“I have nine cars I need to borrow tonight”
I love how you use the oldest stuff to make your YTPs feel like we're back in 2011.
Adog5836 more like 2008. Love it
@35 00 No, as in the YTP style.
@No. 10 I was going to say - I worked in a grocery store from 1993 to 1998. And the style of uniforms and overall store design is definitely older than that. Definitely 80s. Possibly early 90s but that'd be pushing it.
3:16 He came back because he forgot he was supposed to be a funny employee. That's great customer service.
POGGERS LOL
to be fair he did make customers LoL
5:38.....they edited in the deli guy saying “WHAT”. This video is amazing.
"Could you come back in half--"
"Thanks anyway."
*".......OH!"*
Similar to Traditional Hot Dogs, Customer Service is made from a mix of Customer and Service.
Thanks again, Ellie
Jouva Moufette I like your avatar
@@chandranapier2259 me too!
damn right
And inconveniece
"Here you go. Actually, we ran out."
_"WHAT"_
YIIIGH
2:50 Relevant.
"Excuse me."
"Yup."
"These pork chop packages are all six packs. Could I get a smaller package?"
"Yup."
"Nevermind." Lmao🤣
Oddly accurate, if it involves even the slightest inconvenience.
"Mordor" is a good synonym for "customer service".
It's true.
"Eccentric Severe Tumors"
My sides are dead.
4:53 my name is John and this made me think.
4:29 They can easily bE thE dEfference betwEEn kEEping and losing cussing customers.(E sounds are hard)
And that will only happen when Each of us makes a commitment to mE.
*walks in*
“well”
*walks in, backwards, out*
I'd be honest with you
I love you
I love your smile
I love your eyes
I love your voice
Thats why i shop here
Could you come back in a half an hour?
Oh you! Can you come back in about half an hour? That's when I get off! We can do something together later, if you come back in about a half hour! I'll be waiting, m'lady.
_clearly taken aback by this proposal_ C-could you come back in a half an hour?
@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 Am I late or early? Also, don't I know you from somewhere? I always see you, but I've never said anything before because I'm shy. And, I'm bad at talking, sorry. So, how are you?
@@shawnfields2369 I do remember you! Hello, old friend! I'm doing good.
6:48 aw they fell in love
"Number 7?"
"Right here!"
"Oh, uhhhhh...number 8"
"What?"
"Oh, great. Hassle."
"Excuse me, I want to return my shoes."
I'm just somebody, I'm not sure how to shoe that.
We're also out of Paper Towns and paper towels, yeah, sorry, dude/lady. But; I'll be honest with you; I love your produce department.
Hassle*
@@SuperCatman That would be wonderful.
@@SuperCatman whoops
"Simply Refuse the Customer."
*Denies them Customer Service*
That's because it's NOT customer service! It's customer sus!
5:18 Sadly, something absurd as this actually happened to me working in customer service once. A woman was trying to pay by her credit card,
, but she didn't have her card on her. She insisted that I let her pay with her credit card information, and I told her "That's not how it works." She then argued with me for almost an hour about how she should be able to pay with her credit card information even though she didn't have a credit card.
Did she eventually pay for her stuff? Or did she get kicked out for arguing?
Actually, it is possible to do that. It's also a nightmare for fraud departments, so nobody ever does that.
you should have called your fRiEnD aNd MaNaGeR
It seems you encountered a karen
In her defense, a lot of credit card readers with pin pads have an option to type in the credit card number manually, but it’s definitely not worth arguing with a cashier about.
5:05 I WAS WAITING FOR THE BARRYRARRY AUGHHH YES
"If they don't care about us, we don't care about us."
"Neat."
underrated comment lmao
@@SynestriaVI so underrated. I keep thinking about this part all the time.
I hope this doesn’t get taken down for copyright in a half hour, because I feel like more people could benefit from knowing how to locate circular circles.
What?
Could you come back here in half an hour?
*THANKS ANYWAY.*
@@joshuagrahambrown OHHH-
"We don't want our customers. Remove them as soon as your work is done."
I’ve seen EVERY YTP since 2010 and this is the fucking funniest most masterful thing I’ve ever seen. I haven’t laughed this hard in years, I was afraid of laughing to death. This hit every beat imaginable