Unhinged Celebrity Crushes
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- čas přidán 12. 08. 2022
- Today I asked you to send me your celebrity crushes, I don't know what I was expecting. Obviously we got Dream and GeorgeNotFound. But Kermit? Kermit the Frog? A puppet? You are all unhinged.
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no
no
Already am >:)
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dw james i already did
it is safe to say that teenagers scare the living shit out of James
they could care less as long as someone'll bleed
He’s scared of me? Nah I’m scared of him
@@nedyaj_ So darken your clothes, or strike a violent pose.
@@nedyaj_ So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
Yes, I agree, we are a force to be reckoned with >:)
James: *Insulting Eddie fans*
Someone in chat: *he’s a drug dealer*
James: *he’s a drug dealer? Oh I kinda like him, fair enough.*
Mon just carries his drugs around school in a little box, that's quite audacious
Not even 10 seconds in and he's already bullying Billzo
It’s a lifestyle
It's valid
hate to say i went through a billzo crush phase … 💀😭
@@connieharrison6077 Atleast you admit to your crimes 💀
@@connieharrison6077 I-
not me hahaha (not in a weird way)
I resonate deeply with the goblin energy James Marriott emits. It makes his videos really enjoyable :)
james really called us fatherless, I mean hes not wrong but
Memento mori
he really called us fatherless and then trauma dumped his daddy issues, the hypocrisy
True-
my dad literally died
Same here darling
I half expected Wilbur to be the last one that would make James end stream 🧍♂️
I'm surprised no one put Wilbur honestly
@@_Miana_ I put him but ig it was too late.
love that mcr and andy is both mentioned less than a minute in
your pfp >>
Same
Ah yes another great piece of content exposing James's viewers
it’s always a good day when james marriott posts
arguably, hear me out: no. /j
He's become obnoxious and annoying. Turned into one of those shouty CZcamsrs that appeal to an audience with zero attention span.
i hope you and your family have long plentiful lifes to only have them ripped away
@@hermityt1663 nah bro he’s funny asf
@@t-spin4252 Sure, being obnoxiously loud and pulling faces is funny to a 6 year old maybe, it shouldn't be funny to an adult though. Also, the jump cut editing is awful, it's like being trapped with an over sized child that won't shut up.
I think we should schedule an intervention for James, and maybe a therapist for all of his father-figureless viewers.
"i like the more intresting ones, like kermit"
well that tells us something doesn't it james
I'm starting a petition to force James to watch the ninjago series
YES
Yes,yes We do
Yup free on Netflix
Litterly a god show
Omg pleeaaase
“oh joe! he was in a netflix series!” literally could’ve worked for all 3 joes in a row.
Me: feeling a little sad becuase of dead dad
James: WHAT IN THE FUCKING LEGO DRACO MALFOY IS THIS
Im preparing to rematch the whole ninjago series cuz my mental health is as chaotic as a James marriott stream
“why is bowser kinda sexy” james’s channel in 5 words
Guess I'm in the rare group of James viewers who have a good relationship with their dad😀👍
Hey, same here! Nice to meet ya😀🤝
Hey people, nice to meet you 😀
I am just entering this group, I only just started having a relationship with my father again lol
@@Alizoomzoom Ayyy welcome 🤝
ehyyyyy its nice to see others
To be fair, my mom thinks James is more attractive than a good amount of the people in the video.
People are attracted to people near their age, thus James is probably 40
@@tanjeeschuan4999 you never know James can actually be 108
Agreed
@@qxackity. JAMES IS A COW!?!?!?
@@KHphotography964 i wish
These confessions make my alien cartoon crush seem normal, and that’s saying something
All we learned from this video that James is weirdly good at voice impressions.
I love how each one of these drove James further into madness
as someone who had a crush on lloyd garmadon (the grown up version, not the younger bowl-cut kid) in elementary school i feel very called out rn
james, i believe everyone on your streams, INCLUDING YOU, need therapy.
Unhinged. Diabolical, even. One might say despicable.
i literally couldn’t breathe because of laughter after seeing jack manifold next to that toy story child
Bro Rick astley has aged like the FINEST of wines! He went from twink to daddy so easily!
7:00 TOO REAL even though kurtis looks like the embodiment of a guy from an 80s sitcom but he pulls it off
I'm watching a grown arse man make car noises at 0:45am. I am officially at rock bottom
I feel attacked for knowing about the Barbie villain
SHIT WHICH STREAM WAS THAT
Same
And I didn't even watch the actual movies, it was just part of my general knowledge 😔
From what I've seen in this video, in order for a character to be approved by James, they must be a drug dealer(Reminds me of the Charlie Slimcicle arc from hated to favourite student) and that James may secretly be a fanfic writer cause' look at this and tell me straight(or gay) in the eyes, that you don't see it as well: 4:24 - 4:30 and 10:40 and 10:56
Kairy Draws' Art has given me a newfound appreciation for bowser, he's such a cool villain, he'd propably be my favourite if fawful didn't exist.
Hey James bit of constructive criticism, vividly describing a vore scene between you and Nick from Zootopia doesn’t exactly draw in the views
It sure drew in mine
He'll get pyrocinicals view thats for sure /j
I mean damn, it sure drew in a couple thousand
Very cool video! Loved the part where we all got insulted by our favourite content creator
So the whole thing XD
My lowest point was when I was watching this live and instantly knew who Fungus was and what film he was from and could remember his voice perfectly
Fungus is iconic.
surprised lady dimitrescu didnt make an appearance
as an avid joe keery enjoyer i am very upset at the violation of that image when there are THOUSANDS of amazing pictures of him online
as another avid joe keery enjoyer, i agree
NO SAME that photo was upsetting considering THERE ARE SO MANY OTHERS TO CHOOSE FROM
I feel attacked for knowing fungus
As someone who loves Davide as much as you do, you sure can't say his name right
JAMES WHOLE STREAMUSSY WENT INTO THIS ONE.
Streamussy 😭😭
yes
maybe
perhaps
Maybe
I love being aroace and watching stuff like this
i dont know what's more unhinged- these crushes or James in this stream
He lost his sanity in the minion stream. This is the aftermath.
9:57 me going “top half fish or bottom half fish” then James saying it. Me “. . . When you think the same thing as James you know you f**ked up.” 😂
Earned that subscribe tho.
James just called all of us fatherless when I don’t have either parents
i feel like James purposefully said this shit 7:18 just to make me cry because that is literally what fucking happened happened to me lmao
absolutely loving Jamie boo bear's descent into madness 💗
HELLO JAMES
This video has convinced me beyond a shadow of a doubt, James. Is. A. Furry.
THE JOE KEERY ONE FUCKING KILLED ME
two tiered bowl 💀
This video explains my mental situation atm... Chaotic
Ok, no. But why is waluigi that flexible. He is giving me chills in the best ways.
I LOST IT WHEN I SAW LLOYD
NO SAME CUZ WHY DIDNT THEY SEND OLDER LLOYD
10:19 - cuz he is preminger. Man knows what to provide to his simps
Barbie Fairytopia was 12x better than any video you could ever make and if you watched it as a kid maybe you wouldn’t be the way you are, respectfully, with love
Woke up for this, and James did not disappoint.
candace dixkfit ur .oth
rewatching this after a few james gigs has me in tears. 6:34 colours hoxton gig jag took his shirt off 😭
9:45 pyrocynical
8:08 Ninjago is a goated season tho
Still waiting on season 16 part 2 just to see him and harumi ngl
@@Deblobvister me too. I need to know how it ends
Is it normal not to have a celebrity crush?
Yes
Very
@@dj_playzstuffd6010 alright good lol
More normal really
When James swears:
🔊
James realization that most of us have either dead dads, disappeared fathers, or reprobates for dads💀
This live was amazing
Putting this video on the TV with a strict mother may not be the best idea but it’s an idea.
10:10 WHY DID I ACTUALLY EXPECT HIM TO BE HERE LMAO
This was amazing live
"have u ever seen donald glover and childish gambino in the same room together? no"
well have u ever seen jesus christ and me in the same room?
amazing content as always jimbo
A small part of James dies in every episode, it'll only be so long before he's a shambling husk (affectionate)
The fact he thought anyone would watch him without having daddy issues is surprising to say the least
this stream was amazing
These videos just make my day
THE HEART STOPPER PHOTOS OML
This made my day better
bowser is a clear smash. he's a goddamn dilf!
when he was screaming at the dude after tinkerbella or whoever the fuck they are, as he was screaming, it just perectly cut off to an add mid scream. haha. jamesy boo bear i love your content, you are funny, underated and i love ur content :)
HIS MARKIPLIER VOICE IS AMAZING
James the editing in this video was class
At this point it’s just James doing car impressions and Kermit the frog
i love the barbie moments
These streams are too good.
Absolutely hilarious video😂😂😂😂😂
his impressions had me every single time
The bee from the german honey loops commercial. Also ally hills.
The thing with georgenotfound is, when the whole New minecraft wave started happening I thought he was cute as hell,then I pretty quickly moved on from him, didn't rlyl enjoy his content either, and now over the last 2 weeks I've suddenly been going "hmmm wait a minute he kinda..." again and I am afraid.
ok but…..he kinda
@@noahsnetwork love ur pfp :]
he actually kinda....
Having gerard as my pfp and watching this video at the same time feels illegal
Honestly is four in the morning and I’m watching James right and honestly i am laughing bc this is how I judge ppl
that last part was valid af
The chaos is what keeps me here
I get so excited to see me in the audience enjoying his stream
CAN YOU DO A SECOND ONE PLEASE ITS FUNNY AS
2:39 is someone being just a few slippery steps away from becoming that one episode of My Strange Addiction
Edit: Yeah 10:42 as well
whoever said andy biersak 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻
i indeed do spend all my time on the internet and dont touch grass much appreciated james lmao
I’m surprised no one put Draco
This is just an entire roast session for me
best james live to date
6:27 I WAS JUST THINKING “someone’s gotta put someone you wouldn’t expect like twenty one pilots” OMG
I watched the whole stream,it was definitely something
POV: you watched this stream live and your just looking for your chat messages
Yep, never watching another stream/yt video from you without headphones. My mom sked who tf was barking