So I Googled Myself...
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- čas přidán 19. 05. 2022
- I Googled myself live. I have been lied about. I do not pay for my girlfriend. I am worth more than $1000. I am not 37-years-old. I am the only person with an image in search results. Wilbur Soot does not exist.
Edited by: / mattaplomb
Recorded live on Twitch: / jamesmarriott
Main Channel: / jamesmarriott
Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/14apS...
James has forgotten to remind us that he is a trilingual king
Did we need to be reminded? everyone should already know :)
But do you know he’s trilingual 😂😂😂
He's trilingual??!!
I remember when he used to remind us all the time
@@pb779 it feels like ages since he last told us, has it really been that long?
how did we go from 'james hates the poor' to 'james is the poor' lmao
he truly is the world's poorest tory
Self deprecation
this is too funny
In conclusion. James hates himself
I know he is 6 foot. But he gives off 5’7 energy and this is the hill I will die on
As a 5’7 boi, I wholeheartedly agree
i have alec enjemin somes in my head rn why.!
he’s 6’4 and it feels wrong
5’7 is generous
SO TRUE
james obviously isn’t poor! if he was, then how can he afford to pay for his girlfriend?
He's poor because all his money went to his girlfriend 😢
@@xsummerp07 omg yes🙄☝️
@𝙙𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙝𝙖𝙪𝙨 ༊*·˚ ༄ Yeah I know he looks so goood. Wish he was single and not paying for a gf.
rest in peace james, you will be missed.
if only you had enough money to eat, you could still be here with us 🙏
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fun fact: james isn’t lying when he says he doesn’t pay aria to be his girlfriend… because he merely holds her hostage and threatens to kill otto if she doesn’t obey his orders :D
Fr he would never pay a girl to be his gf but when it comes to violence threats...
Bro even as a joke, that's fucked 💀
R.I.P James Marriott, he was walking to the homeless shelter with barely any food and water left when he got ran over by a car
his poor girlfriend is so sad that she hasnt been paid in a while... rip James
Lmao
Rest in peace James. If only you hadn’t paid for a girlfriend then maybe you could have afforded to live. It wasn’t worth it man, rest in peace 🕊🕊💕💕
glad my 'degree in bald' comment made it in. i have peaked
ledgend
This video was basically 12mins of James trying to convince us hes not poor😭😭
I was shocked and deeply saddened to hear the news of James' passing. RIP Jimbo Mazza, 1985-2022
Rest In Peace James, we will miss you🥺😔 (07-07-1997 - 28-07-2012) (aged 39)😔
Just every video this dude pumps out is hilarious, like damn I'm glad I found the channel
NO CAUSE SAME
Fr and I hate most of his viewers 😭
I can't believe that James Marriott died in 2012 at the ripe age of 39, this is truly sad
39?! That's too generous, be truthful, he's 50. (Also a milf magnet according to my ma)
RIP big jimmy
These type of videos are the best, those sites can never get something right lol
James i bet you unironically own more than one potato peeler
He 100% uses Aria as a tax-deductible expense
He is sleeping on trains because he can't afford a home ❤❤❤
We really went from the trilingual and his hazel with gold flecks eyes ark to
I'm not broke and i don't pay a girl to be my girlfriend
i am so exited that james is turning 48 next year i remember i have been watching him since 1913 great to see how far he has come
Let’s take a moment and appreciate the man himself
love this dude
shoutout to the one person in chat at 6:47 who said 'mid life crisis'
bro james is genuinely the funniest person on earth
alternative title: james marriott loses his shit for 12 minutes 48 seconds
yes
would James be considered a “Swiss-born English youtuber” ? Because technically he is from Switzerland if he was born there, but he isn’t actually Swiss through blood, he’s English through blood
i thought way too much into this
OMG James you always cheer me up! I've been watching u for abt 3 months now and u have gained yourself another subscriber!
this poor man can't even pay for a Falafel 😔I'm so glad Wisp was there when he needed the charity.
Maybe Wilbur Soot doesn't exist. Maybe you are 37. Who knows
i love ur song slow down, i listen to it everyday after i wake up in the morning and it gives me the strength to keep fighting
Why are his search results such a meme? 😂
"is james marriot 37" what an oddly specific age also LOL
James is the best soundboard material bro
I have:
"You're juicy"
"May the power of christ compel you"
And now "How about your mum"
the “i wish upon a fish” donation fking made me die laughing
James: denying paying for women
Also James: admits to paying for someone mum to spend time with him
James doesn’t pay for peoples mothers, peoples mothers pay for James
RIP James didn’t have enough money to pay for a Funeral
One time I met James Marriott irl! He begged me for 5 dollars so he could rent his gf again! I told him I didn't have my wallet on me so he pulled back his hair to show his godly hairline and I haven't been able to sleep since then
Ty for the great memories James 💕💕💞💞
Also your mom jokes are funny when it’s the right person like James i sound like I’m trying to get him to notice me I just love his content and it makes me feel better 😭
just realized james looks like a tall jack black
"can i interest you in some GUGAL?!" -some british boy today
whenever i watch you on my families tv my mum says your handsome, i no longer watch you on my families tv
bro all seriousness I loved him when it came out because it was pretty accurate to me at the time, even that line about New Years day that very day they started going out with this other guy
i don’t think i’ve ever seen a twitch chat be so mean to a streamer in all my years and that says a lot
"For the first time ever" that's cap😂😂 everyone had googled themselves
my favourite bit about the last clip is that it said "aged 39" for when he died
This is definitely the funniest video I've seen in a long time lmaooooo
THIS VIDEO HAD ME IN TEARS
I'm gonna watch the ad so james can buy his wig
I had realized I was not subscribed to James marriot and now I did and my whole life changed
I love those type of videos :)
“I will end this stream” I thought of “ I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND” lmao
When he said “I’m available on DEEZER” I was like “hey I have that😃”
1:38 Don’t know why but James say the word “Swiss” better than anyone
8:24 He’s not denying where he’s heading 🤔
omg i saw the title and knew chat would bully james a lot but jeez 😂💀
I saw it live, the funniest livestream I saw
Alternative title: James Marriot being in stuck in stage 1 of greif that he's poor
I hope he was able to pay for life insurance ❤❤ fly high king 🕊
Instantly the best channel in the memeulous Canon.
looking forward to another banger from mazza
Thanks, this was genuinely funny 🤣
he slays all the time istg
I love how the personal life section of the wiki for James was only 2 and a half lines.
12:43 he’s actually so funny tho omg he really does make my day
Sleeping on trains is an absolute w of a song
"May i introduce you to some Googel"
-James Marriott
never listened to sleeping on trains. I genuinely like slow down tho, but I also unironically listen to Mask from time to time with my 20 year old ass so fuck man my music Taste is all over the place!
It's quite good. My favourite songs by James are "Calling" and "Gold"
Also, I like the sus version of Mask....
chat constantly trolling james is fucking hilarious
"is james marriot dead?"
james: *james marriot fell out of world*
I hope you get past your struggle james, I've heard that you have had to sell your house, and live on the streets, good luck king.
Yess!!!! This is so funny! Luv u james
Make sure to watch the ads so James can eat tonight and feed his kid
Kinda cool that u find yourself in the twitch chat
RIP James, you will be missed
Why do I still watch him he makes my self esteem go 📉 but I love him
rest in peace king i wish you had enough money for food and water so you didn't die
You should rate the Eurovision songs
crying laughing at this vid
I hope you get to the retirment in time
When James was talking about his Salary I said 6 consoles and then he brought the dog cam and cat cam clip up hahahaha
Anyone love his voice !!! It’s so monotone
3:28 when paid gf starts
the last one was another james marriott 😂
11:34 HE DID THE HAND THING also sorry I’m late I just signed in and I subbed btw not to be rude when I said you did the hand thing!
This channel is the funniest
7:14 poor James...
I’m still high key mad at you lot for not doing the E boys anymore
how lovely
7k is his networth after tax
Watching while skiving 😭😭
EDIT: I ALMOST GOT CAUGHT BC I WAS LAUGHING
at some points during this video you give off unhinged the grinch vibes
I freacking lov this
i didn’t know he was dead, rip o7
F for James
He went after our moms and grandmas
Rip James Marriott 28th of July :( he was kind hearted 39 year old man :(
3:10 pretty boy 👺👹
Since when Wilbur Soot grew a beard and became old?
From hating the poor to being poor
James Martiot once said: FALAFAAL
The lovable youtube star kames marriott has sadly died from old age complications. He was quite poor growing up and locked in the basement at the near age of 3 years old and his girlfriend has been a gold digeer the whole time while giving him a child in secret