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Edgar the bunny rabbit is such a distinguished gentleman
Edit : my notifications🥲
My parents said if I reach 45k, they'd buy me a professional camera for recording... Pls guys I'm literally begging you!
Fr 😂
Indeed
Like a Golden Mr. Harriman
Yes...
☕️🧐
edgar is my new celebrity crush. his moustache is ✨slaying✨
Same
Tatie kris je t'aimes très fort ❤😊
lol
Pouh la meuf c'est pas ta tatie man suceur😑🤦
Gurl! 🥴 I read that as "MOUSE-STACHE"...
And for a second I thought that was clever and forgot Edgar was a bunny and not a mouse. 😂😂😂
“You’re as beautiful as the day I lost you”
“Disney did something good”
NOOO DISNEY DIDN’T MAKE HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON, DREAMWORKS DID👺👺
RAN TO SAY THIS
AS DID I DREAMWORKS IS SUPERIOR AND HTTYD IS THE GREATEST ANIMATED FILM SERIES OF ALL TIME.
@@alexkunce2002 so true
FR
YEEEES I WAS GONNA SAY THIS TOO, DON'T DISRESPECT MY BOY LIKE THAT
How to train your dragon means EVERYTHING to me. Valka and Stoick's reunion is so good. Basically started crying when I saw what she was saying. Httyd is everything, ok. Don't even pretend it's not.
Kris noooo it was dreamworks.
TikTok is rotting my brain,but it also distracts me from my depression so it’s ok
Same😅
It's also a reason of depression so
@@yukii8564 well not for me
Tatie kris tu as combien d'enfants 😊😊
Real
Not Kris saying “Disney did something good” and it was DreamWorks 😭😭😭😭
I love you Kris, it’s actually not that big of a deal jaja love you!
i just screamed "it wasn't Disney!!!" T.T
How To Train Your Dragon 2 was the movie and it's DreamWorks
I WAS GENUINELY TWEAKING CUS IM A HUGE HTTYD FANATIC 😭🙏
@@Crazy_Beep bro same!
Not sure what Disappointed Sound came out of me. HTTYD was too good to be Disney!
Been pregananant twice, it's tough! BUT it's also THE COOLEST thing you can ever have the luck to experience! The feeling of never being alone, feeling the little one nudge you randomly.. I don't know.. and in the beginning when no one knows and it's just your own little secret.. Gosh it's amazing.
As someone who's also scared of being pregnant, I appreciate your comment but will not change my mind 😂 I'm so happy for others who want to and can have children, but I'm okay thanks! Haha
pregananant?
Not Kris saying she has terrifically broad shoulders when she's got quite literally the most petite build, shoulders included. 😂🤦🏻♀
I was about to say, what is she talking about? She has a pretty petite build and amazing figure. Again comparatively to people around me and my family. But her point still stands, we need to stop comparing ourselves to each other/unattainable body goals.
5:20 The reason running (and punching) are so weird in dreams is because your body isn't getting a physical response. You don't feel your feet hitting the ground or your knee fully extending, so your brain keeps sending the "extend knee" signal while your body keeps doing nothing.
You feel like you're sinking into the ground because your body doesn't actually feel the ground under your feet.
Thank you! Literally came to the comments just to see if anyone answered lol
🤯 I always wondered why my punches were so weak in my dreams!!! Your comment EXPLAINS that now. Thank you darlin! 🫶🏻
Oh wow! This is so interesting I always wondered why in fights my punch never follows through
Yet flying is effortless or also a mixture of being able to do it but also feel like you're losing momentum 😅
same lol@@brittanyramnarine9457
My 7th/8th grade teacher actually talked about when people say “like” a lot! She called them “buffering words” because you say them when you’re talking faster than your brain is processing what you want to say. But you don’t want to stop talking because you want to let them know that you have more to say.
Exactly what it is!
Yh lol😂
I am the opposite... I lose track of what I try to say, so there's a moment of silence until it comes back to what I was getting at.
Pretty much, yeah!
What if we started actually saying “buffering”
The VERY SECOND I saw “you're as beautiful as the day I lost you”, I really hoped we were thinking the same thing, like, I REALLY, REALLY hoped that you'd put up that clip from my favorite movie, I loved that
I was terrified of being pregnant, too. It sucked. I was so nauseated. But the thing you feel weird about only weirds me out now thinking back on it. My daughter would churn, and the limbs would stretch from one side to the other. It felt a little weird, but it was OK. Now, thinking back on it, it makes me squirmy. I'm glad it's done, and I have the coolest kids. Annoying, exhausting, but so cool.
❤❤❤
The rabbit with the mustache was everything- 😭
IT WAS😂😂😂
Facts 😂🎉
Edgar is a very distinguished gentleman
The cutest highlight of our day 🤭
fr to-
15:42 favorite thing about this, Disney didn’t even make the HTTYD movies, it’s dreamworks, that’s why it’s so good 😭
edit: I've never gotten this many replies this is so cool! but yes! very important info Kris needs to know!
I literally came to the comments just to see if anyone else pointed this out and you are the first person I've seen do so
Same 😅 but either way yes it’s an amazing set of movies🥰
Same tbh😅 but no matter what it is still one of the most amazing movies sets🥹
All of us have the same reason
Everyone like this so Kris sees it please lol 😂
That little baby is so cute!
I laughed when you were talking about the overuse of the word "like," because like I used to use it too much like back in high school like. I grew out of it, though, thankfully, although that tendency does pop up when I get together with some friends from back then or I'm really tired.
Kris flirting with us but in a platonic way is life
Kris: "Just kidding, I'm abstinent."
Also Kris: "I'm preg..." (bleep)
So it's not just me, okay 😮
If she glowed any brighter, she'd be a fed!😊
I thought that was odd, as well. Plus, she is speaking and losing her words like most women do when they are pregnant, AKA "pregnancy brain". It could just be Kris being silly, but it seemed very odd, to me.
Yup, I caught that too
@THEgothicqueen1882 yes, it is very odd, Kris is different today.
that bunny... how sophisticated!
Edgar:🧐🐰☕️
Kris thinks that to so she is groving one.
7:57 KRIS DONT YOU DARE EVER SAY YOUR NOT GORGEOUS BABE YOUR STUNNING I LOVE UU!!!!
15:35 I love those movies, but yeah, that moment TOTALLY hit different after I was married, watched it for the first time after having gotten married, 100% brought me to tears
Just as an FYI...
Dune (the book) came out in 1965.
The Dune movie by the great David Lynch came out in 1984.
Star Wars: A New Hope was 1977.
Just in case anyone's confused.
While your red hair is super pretty and matches really well, I will say that I always admired your blonde hair. Before I learned the username, you were always “the funny girl with the perfect hair” lol. Never thought it washed you out (just made you a winter), but I’m glad that you’re happy with the orange! It’s also very pretty, apparently you can rock several colors!
V-very...um...detailed....👍🏾👍🏾
How To Train Your Dragon was literally the movie I grew up watching and still love and can quote almost everything from anything that has to do with it
18:12 That video TOOK ME OUT 🤣🤣🤣 It depends on the mood I'm in but I'm so not above that.
Kris you should do a deep dive on the Oklahoma Girl Scout murders that happened in the 1970’s, it’s incrediably sad and heartbreaking. The camp got a threat before the camp started and as far as I’m aware it hasn’t been solved
Yes.
Camp here and there 🤨
I’m joking but that rlly sad
I'm from Oklahoma (37), born and raised...why am I just learning about this 😅😅😅
It's a horrendous case! A deep dive would be great from Kris!
Kristin Chenoweth was supposed to be on that camping trip but she got sick and couldn't go. Getting sick possibly saved her life.
Don't worry. We're all gay for meg from Hercules
I'm a guy but I'm also gay for Meg
Yep 😂
Mad facts
Aww I absolutely loved your blonde hair!! It looked gorgeous! But you still look amazing with the red!
16:22 I used to encourage my games. I’d basically be like come on you’ve got this you can do this I know you can! And then sometimes I would just scream at it.
Naaaahhhh! The “you’re as beautiful as the day I lost you” had me crying!!!!
What movie is it
What’s it from??
@@snoox27How to Train Your Dragon 2 (Dreamworks not Disney 😂)
How to Train Your Dragon 3
@@TSIRKLAND 2
I know now that the neon sign says “KMK” but for the longest time my brain would automatically read it as “Kink” 😭☠️
Omg 😂 now I can’t unsee it haha
that was the first thing I saw and I have to concentrate reeaally hard to see the KMK before it goes right back to kink 😭
I can't unsee it now
So glad it's not just me!! 😂😂😂
😂 that made me cackle, thanks for that😂
18:52 It's actually too funny how absolutely shooketh you look after the stutter, but it's adorable :)
Also, OH MY GOSH, the end-ish of How to Train Your Dragon made my whole family (of 8) bawl our faces off. My 14-year-old son just sat there with tears streaming down his face. So moving.
Pregnancy- You are highly unlikely to see a hand/foot shape pop out if that helps. It feels like your sick, then it feels like butterflies, then you feel morbidly obese, then you have a baby. It can be harder for some people but in a sincerely normal situation it's really not *that* bad... it's a massive endeavor I won't pretend it's not hard but it's nothing like having some awful foreign being inside you. It's like, having a tiny version of you and your favorite person growing in the safest place on the planet, with you. You are so busy feeling so many other things dude, it's not gross ♡
"It feels like you're sick, then it feels like butterflies, then you feel morbidly obese, then you have a baby" was the most hilarious step by step breakdown I've ever read about pregnancy 😂😂😂😂
It's true! You have the fun game of "does it still fit me" every day for months
I actually enjoy being pregnant; it just feels too long toward the end. And I absolutely LOVE giving birth haha
Surely she has someone to talk to? Her mum gave birth multiple times and didn't her sister give birth fairly recently? I know she has issues but she seems like she would make a great mum . . . . if she can get over the punching things!
I wish my pregnancy had been normal. I had such a traumatic pregnancy and birth that I am so scared to ever get pregnant again. That being said, I would do it a million times over to have my child. Pregnancy and birth is weird and wonderful. 😂
Edgar looks like the type of guy you would find in a library or private office and then the main villain of the movie turns round in a leather arm chair as you sit down opposite him and say “Ive been expecting you”
I am SO happy for you that you found Caleb! I was SERIOUSLY concerned for you when you went to Iceland! You deserve to be happy in life!
Bro I swear the MOMENT you even so much as SLIGHTLY said the words “your as beautiful as the day I lost you…” I LITERALLY INTERNALLY SCREECHED LIKE BANSHEE ON A DONKEY INSERT D WORD, AND IM SO GLAD THAT YOU KNOW MENTIONED HTTYD 🤩
Charlotte said in a video the other day that "comparison is the thief of joy".
And she is very right.
Stop comparing yourself to other people is the best advise ever!!!
Love that you keep the "blooper" moments in... my wife and I are big fans and we too often stumble on our words or completely forget how to English at random! Great to know you're a member of the club.
Did nobody else notice Kris cutting out the “I’m pregnant”? No way in hell my brain is playing tricks on me
Disney didn’t make how to rain your dragon, Dreamworks did!
Kris: "Disney did something good here"
Me: "But it was Dreamworks!"
My husband and daughter are both ADHD and they use words : like/thing/stuff : as space fillers while info dumping.
They cannot keep up with their thoughts AND articulate well.
Not all people do it this way, but that's why they do.
That's basically what I said. It's necessary for a lot of people, including myself. Being shitty about it is, well...shitty.
Oh nooo, Disney doesn't deserve any credit from you Kris 😭
How To Train Your Dragon was all DreamWorks, but you're so right; That line is just phenomenal
No getting mad, no blaming, just pure appreciation that his partner was alive. It was such a great thing to incorporate, and to show a healthy relationship
I had a wedding march/How to Train Your Dragon mashup for my aisle walk when i got married. I LOVED IT!!!!!
Edgar is gorgeous and I wasn’t aware I had a moustache but thanks 💀💀❤️❤️
So my first pregnancy was an intentional accident... It took 3 yrs and I had given up... The first time I saw his hand or foot press up like alien I felt the exact way and then I pushed back and it was like a bonding moment... My baby was connected to me like no one ever will... With my second son I couldn't wait until I could interact with him in my belly... The birthing process sucks don't get me wrong but it's definitely not the worst thing I've ever felt.... I was in more pain after my surgeries... I got an episiotomy both times which is truly the worst part is the healing... Being a mom is stressful as F but very rewarding if that's what you want, if not I recommend sticking with animals they're stressful in the most basic way instead of trying to teach a screaming toddler....
I will say you should definitely keep in mind that one of the biggest reasons birthing pain doesn't seem that bad in hindsight is because we're biologically predisposed to forget the trauma of childbirth for evolutionary reasons
True dat
@@thesqonkofpennsylvania7458that's true but I agree with OP, I have experienced one other medical procedure that I will say was worse than labor!
@@thesqonkofpennsylvania7458 Yup. The only thing keeping women wanting to get pregnant, is the body dumping massive amounts of hormones after birth.
If women truly remembered the pain and trauma of birth, barely anyone would have more than one child.
I love Kris so much, she's my fav content creator. But the second she revealed that she loves How To Train Your Dragon, my respect for her FLEW through the roof! Love your work, Kris, you bring a smile to so many people's faces. Keep being your wonderful self!!!
While your dream conscious mind wants to run normally , your reality - body - conscious mind is experiencing the resistance of blankets , bed , actual gravity and normal sleep paralysis , this causes the conflict - sense - making in the "subconscious" mind. Kind of like when you're out sailing (dream) and the phone rings (reality) on your boat (dream).
aunt Kris is right, skipping does make one happy. Ive been skipping more lately and my happiness has increased.
Kris: I hate compliments
Also Kris at the start of every video: Compliments us
Isn't that everyone? As to the influencers comments I recently watched her journey to Texas and she looks great with the "less" make-up and grooming.
Drives me nutssssss people saying "ya know ya know ya know" like NO I DON'T KNOW HOW BOUT YOU TELL ME. lolololol.
I appreciate you taking BACK the mustache compliment and replacing it with a shiny upper lip compliment 😂😂😂 You are just the BEST!! ❤
Not me using "like" "uhm" excessively because i stumble over my words/sentences when I talk to other people irl and being called out by KallMeKris 😭😭😭😭
15:42 Nooo it wasnt disney it was dreamworks
Omg! "You know?" Is a Midwestern thing. My husband says it every....other....word! I find myself crawling into the fetal position screaming "NO! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE SAYING CUZ YOU HAVEN'T ACTUALLY SAID ANYTHING YET!!!!!" 10yrs of this Kris....10 YEARS. Every time he speaks.
I had my first almost seven months ago and I’m expecting again!!! It’s so exciting. It can be uncomfortable especially toward the end when you can’t sleep, but the little kicks and flips and punches are SO SPECIAL ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ that was my favorite part of being pregnant and can’t wait to get to that stage again.
Being married to the best man in the universe and having a love so incredible between us that it becomes tangible and creates a whole new person that I have the honor of carrying with me for nine months is my greatest joy ❤❤❤
When I found out I was pregnant, many years ago, I was completely freaked out & scared..even tho I was married & our baby was planned, I was still terrified lol. Today, I wouldn’t change it for the world, my son is my everything & reason for living 💗 I think you’d make an incredible mommy, if that’s what you’d want in the future 💗💗💗
same!! 😊
Same! I cried! And I was so scared! Even though we were trying 😂 Kris would be a great mom...and you might find being pregnant awesome! My first pregnancy was great! My second....the worst 😂 it'll be a surprise! 😂
12:45 Just had my little dude back in February. Can confirm, it does feel like you have a big alien or parasite inside you but your brain blocks any fear you have about it. It’s bizarre but not scary (until you go into labor).
Congratulations.
Congrats! (I could never!)
NOPE, my brain did not block that fear 😂😂 everytime my baby kicked me from the inside. I wanted to run away from my own body, lol. I have 2 kiddos and am done!! Love them now that they are out existing not attached to me
@@notbeingsarcastic5947 Fair enough! It’s different for everyone lol
For me had had real panic attacks occasionally when I went to bathroom, thinking a basketball sized anything coming out of (or even being in the vicinity of) my nona was literally impossible and that it would kill me. The fear is real, man. Now they are both adults... They give those things to anyone...
Funny that you brought up having babies and Prometheus. I watched Prometheus for the first time, when I was in labor. There's a scene in it that people were concerned about me watching, when that part started playing. But I was laughing my @$$ off, because that was playing while I was in labor.
Damn!!! Laughed my brains out when you were describing your fear of being pregnant! It's literally my fear and i'm 37 with no kids😁 But it"s all still there, all of those fears! And there i was thinking i am the only one with these weird thought)
I agree with Kris on this one as well! I have never wanted kids (even as a child I did not play "family") and the idea of being pregnant and feeling the baby inside is pure body horror! So gross and disturbing! I don't even think babies are cute. I don't hate or dislike them and have babysat cousins and for friends of the family. Weirdly, kids seem to like me, but still not interested in having any myself. The number of times I've had to tell people (for more than 30 years now) that my mind isn't changing on this issue is insane. Taking college courses on human growth and development, anatomy and physiology, child psychology etc. just cemented my feelings on the issue. Nope! No thanks!
3:43 durian apparently (ive never had it but some people like how it tastes even if everyone hates the smell)
It smells like sour farts 😵💫
It's a riddle the answer is your nose 👃
Oh wait no sry 😅
So filler words actually mean the person is considering their thoughts more and forming them before speaking and linguistically, all languages have them (I use the 'thinking' word in Japanese when I speak it just like I use 'uh' in English). There is a lot of good and fun literature on it and while I know it's been ingrained into us to hate it or pay more attention to it by teachers/instructors, the people who use them often aren't necessarily not articulating well, they're just articulating more carefully than others and taking more time to gather their thoughts before speaking. As a person with AuDHD, I do this often because my brain is usually way further ahead of where my mouth is in terms of a conversation.
Especially when you get talked over. As soon as there's a break in your speech, people seem to want to interject. People don't leave time for you to gather your thoughts, so you use filler words.
I've been yelled at for gathering my thoughts, and I've been criticized for using filler words. I just stopped giving a fk.
@@ameliaduncan3236 Yes, same. I even use them when I’m typing (I almost started this sentence with “Like,” for example). It doesn’t mean the person isn’t articulate or educated (I’ve got 2 Master’s degrees and in a PhD program- guess what, people presenting at academic conferences use filler words while they’re presenting, too). Even if you don’t have loads of education, you’re just being more careful when speaking. That shows a lot of empathy too if you’re speaking about something intense or sensitive. I definitely use more when I’m trying to be comforting or discuss things that are important to me (talking about certain aspects of politics, for example). People talk over me all the time or interrupt me, too, and I’m that friend who often tries to say something but no one will listen. So when I get my turn to speak you’re gonna hear every filler word, and too bad if you don’t like it 🤷🏻 I’ve no longer cared for a while, too.
CHEESE! Swiss is a good example. Smells a bit like feet but tastes freaking BOMB
Kris laughing for a few seconds and THEN getting the joke gave me the laugh I needed before bed. 😂
I LOVE how every CZcamsr has a normal intro While KALLME KRIS WENT FROM A BUNNY WITH BEAUTIFUL MUSTACHE,TO HELLO EV- wait what's my f***ing intro, TO lets watch Interesting videos, my absolute queen😂
I gained consciousness around 7 years old because I figured out that my 'grandfather' gave us gifts to buy his way into our hearts.
13:80 Every woman I know who had dreaded pregnancy and didn't want to have kids ended up doing a 180 once it all went down. One of my work friends was just complaining non stop about it until partway through her pregnancy. She was worried more about working than having a child and once he was on his way she couldn't care less about work. Her life had purpose in ways she'd never truly realized. She still works, but her child comes first over everything else in life and has seriously considering quitting work altogether.
I really would love to see you make another sketch like you did regarding getting lost when hiking. To this day I laugh aloud when I randomly think about it.
“Disney did something good here”
Ok my biggest irrational pet peeve is when people mix up animation studios (calling Disney Pixar, calling dreamworld illuminations, etc)
How to train your Dragon isn’t Disney is Dreamworks.
I’m literally the worst but I needed to say this 😭
SOOO TRUUUE I WAS LITERALLY LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
So real
Came here to say this exact thing 😂
Was going to say the exact same thing sorry but my brain needs things exact
was literally gonna say the same thing, it hurt my soul
2:48 all Kris could think about was the Goatman possessing that poor person no wonder she said “✝”
Girl, you ✨slay✨ every hair color!! Also, that movie also gets me every time 😭😭😭😭
I was pregnant once. I thought of the experience like a science experiment. There were weird things, but overall I had a super easy time. My baby had hiccups and sometimes moved, which felt like being tickled from the inside, but that was the weirdest it got. My advice is to ask your blood relatives that have been pregnant before and get their input. I wish my cousin and mom had told me their water had broken with each pregnancy, so I hadn’t taken an hour to decide to go to the ER.
Honestly, I had a much harder pregnancy than most. And yet it was still amazing. I was terrified too, but feeling the baby inside of me was actually amazing. You feel an amazing connection and love for the baby and as they grow they respond to your voice and pressing on your belly they push against your hand from the inside. I know it sounds wild and creepy but it's actually so exciting and fun when you're going through it 😊
Yes, I loved being pregnant, I did it 3 times, first 2 were textbook pregnancies, beautiful, easy homebirths. 3rd baby was 11lb... lol completely different!
@@RebelAlliance42 i could never..
I don’t want any children myself and I feel like there’s this idea that you either have to want them, or hate them. I do not hate children in the slightest. Sometimes I fall into that “ugh baby go away” mindset but then I’m like wait?? I just don’t want them myself!
I know I wouldn’t be a good parent, I get too overstimulated and can barely take care of myself but I think it’s a beautiful thing for the people who want it.
I wish more people could accept the middle ground of “just because I don’t want to parent doesn’t mean that it’s not a great joy for many” or “parenting is my greatest joy but I understand that some people don’t have the right lifestyle”
@KM-ld9ln I have 3 kids of my own, as I said, I have ASD, they were all wanted and planned, and I love them more than life. But I don't want any more. And I completely understand people who don't want any at all. I believe that nobody can say what's best or ideal for anyone else. Only you know what's best for you, you know? Nobody gets to tell another person that what they want is wrong.
@@RebelAlliance42 i never said it was wrong :,>
Lol Kris saying she's broad shouldered, meaning that I'm a BEAST!
I explored some biases, just stuff stuck in my head my parents said, tried stuff they said "we don't like", extra sugar, extra salt, real-butter, lard, mayo, anchovies, basically anything they always substituted or omitted from recipes, and they're all pretty bomb for their intended purposes; recently I recalled never having Iceberg-Lettuce, & tried it; it's bomb, pure fiber, crisp-&-wet, I've been missing out.
The fact that that first girl is basically ROASTING Amberlynn Reid is KILLING me 😂
I, too, have broad shoulders, and I was so insecure about it as a kid. Now, I embrace it so my kids won't feel insecure about their bodies.
❤
Me too! I’m strong and can build muscle fast, so I’m thankful.
she doesn't even look like she has broad shoulders! no one likely notices your self-percieved flaws like yourself
15:25 THEN HE DIED LIKE 5 MINUTES LATER 😭
Those movies are an emotional rollercoaster.
talking about the ribcage thing made me fell so good about myself:))))
Gained consciousness 3 1/2 years old. New home. Couldn't believe Santa could find us or get through the wood burning stove, because it wasn't a fireplace. Stayed up, hid, and saw mom and dad bring in the presents.
Racing to leave work first time I worked for Wal-Mart in 1996. Got yelled at to not run. Started skipping. Yelled at again. Yelled back "I'm skipping, not running." Got written up the next day.
The duck taped to the floor seemed so shocking until you mentioned looney tunes lol. Like a switched flipped in my brain ... " yup, yup. Perfectly normal."
DUCKTAPE
@@hollywilliams8908 Ducktape brand duct tape checks out.
That scene with "You are as beautiful as the day I lost you" is from How to Train your Dragon, made by DreamWorks, not Disney!
Thank you thank you you Beautiful Soul! I could not remember what movie that was it was driving me crazy much appreciated😂
@@hspcampagna no problem it’s one of my favorite movie series
3:39 uh a cookie, right? YOU WERE THINKIMG OF A COOKIE RIGHT?!
13:33 lucky me i gained consciousness when i was two and i still remember all the good and bad and i cant unsee it
My whole thought process throughout my pregnancy was “I’m not gonna die. And my husband WILL take care of me and bring me ice cream after this shit show is over.” So… 😅
The reason why you run slow in your dream is often highlighting feelings of helplessness or powerlessness. Whenever my life feels out of control I often have dreams that I’m in a car and I’m holding the breaks and the car isn’t stopping all the way. Fun times!
*opens box* "Oh no, cookies when I asked for a sallad!" *puts on look of debateable sadness* "Guess I'll at least have to try one..." *reaches OFF TO THE SIDE and picks up HALF A COOKIE* Dafudge?
“Hello everybody- wait what the f**k was my intro?”
*cut*
“Hello everybody and welcome back to my CZcams channel or welcome to my CZcams channel I’m call me Kris you can callmekris and today”-
Had my DEAD 💀
11:52 I’m from Texas and I use “you know” and “like” way more than I should. It’s hard to change, everyone I grew up with talks like that
I'm also from texas, South Texas for that matter, it's horrible. We all sound like this. 🤣
I’m from Maryland and same
Yeah
15:46 Kris honey HTTYD isn’t something Disney made!!!😭💀😂
Edgar is my entire world now 😂 All hail Edgar and his assistant Kris!
The "When i got married in kindergarten." Cought me of guard
If you see this comment… go get yourself a treat! You DESERVE IT!!
Thanks I needed that
oh well if you insist ... 😈
boba :🧋
I Am Broke!
Thankyou I needed that 😂
New character unlocked :
EDGAR THE RABBIT 🐰 (with a ✨Fabulous✨ moustache !!!)
Yas 💅
"That's how I run in my dreams...." I chuckled and said yeah me too kris...me too....
Congratulations Kristina & Caleb!!❤You Kris 😂🎉 🍾
Kris skipping had strong ‘Stuart’ “Look what I can do” energy! 💚💚💚
Skipping seems like it started as a stim and others joined in and matched the energy
Kris:my brain’s not working
Me:exactly the same
I can imagine people on their first kmk video thinking that an intro like this is happens everytime, and they’re just so confused about it.