13 WORST Ways To DIE

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  • @EasternEuropean83
    @EasternEuropean83 Před 2 měsíci +6288

    "Any final words? TOO BAD" fucking decapitates 💀

    • @OllieBollie1214
      @OllieBollie1214 Před 2 měsíci +18

      real lol

    • @larsbrresen8495
      @larsbrresen8495 Před 2 měsíci +8

      I did it❤haha

    • @Marzy_cat_Star
      @Marzy_cat_Star Před 2 měsíci

      ​@DontReadMyPicture153get these Bots out of here

    • @solene2014
      @solene2014 Před 2 měsíci +11

      Salut tatie kris j'espère que tu vas bien je suis en retard pour l'épisode d'aujourd'hui 😊

    • @solene2014
      @solene2014 Před 2 měsíci +9

      Je savais que tu allée mettre une vidéo aujourd'hui maman kris 😊😊

  • @crystaljasscat09
    @crystaljasscat09 Před 2 měsíci +1069

    Fun fact, prisoners used to fight over who was going to the gilotine first as the blade would get dull and it would take multiple tries

    • @RottenAvocado3
      @RottenAvocado3 Před 2 měsíci +132

      SLAM “it didn’t work jerry”
      “Do it again”
      “OH S###”

    • @meat-hook
      @meat-hook Před 2 měsíci +73

      So fun, that fact..

    • @pagejohnson7188
      @pagejohnson7188 Před 2 měsíci +23

      Oh god

    • @xGodric
      @xGodric Před 2 měsíci +87

      Another "Fun Fact" is that the head can survive some time after being decapitated. Imagine watching a cheering crowd before being thrown in a dark box, fully understanding what has happened

    • @lindsayb25
      @lindsayb25 Před 2 měsíci +7

      I came to the comments to say this!!!!

  • @baj6480
    @baj6480 Před 2 měsíci +217

    Fun fact: the reason why people who were getting hung got blindfolded is because when you are hung, there's so much force on the head, the eyes "pop out" of the socket. So people started blindfolding the hanging victims to take the human element away.

    • @SlyviaElanor
      @SlyviaElanor Před 11 dny +3

      interesting and how is this 'fun'?

    • @Brin-en8bl
      @Brin-en8bl Před hodinou

      @@SlyviaElanorand how is it not fun?

  • @aliyahpulido953
    @aliyahpulido953 Před 2 měsíci +74

    Another fact about the Brazen Bull is that its creator was a famous sculptor who was commanded by a tyrannical emperor, who also practiced cannibalism, to make a torture/execution device. When he presented the finished bronze sculpture to the emperor, he was both horrified and excited... and promptly volunteered the sculptor as the first "test subject." So yes, the first person to die in the Brazen Bull was the person who created it.

    • @its.jaylyn_babes
      @its.jaylyn_babes Před měsícem

      that's crazy. seems fair tho

    • @gemeralderin
      @gemeralderin Před 24 dny +3

      Sounds about right.

    • @Spiderweeeeeee
      @Spiderweeeeeee Před 23 dny +5

      The Brazen bull was not the way he died the king said it was a joke about halfway through and took him out and then threw him off the cliff for the final blow

    • @candacetschakert4193
      @candacetschakert4193 Před 14 dny +2

      @@SpiderweeeeeeeJesus Christ, that’s insane. I can only imagine how betrayed I would’ve felt if I were the creator. but i assume he was forced to sculpt the torture device, do you know?

    • @Spiderweeeeeee
      @Spiderweeeeeee Před 14 dny +1

      @@candacetschakert4193he was forced, then burned, not till death then thrown off a clif

  • @4RILDIGITAL
    @4RILDIGITAL Před 2 měsíci +942

    Some of these execution methods are beyond horrifying. It's crazy how cruel humans can be.

    • @daanwilmer
      @daanwilmer Před 2 měsíci +29

      Or how inventive people are who want to make up stories of cruelty. Most of these are fake, fortunately

    • @Sun_vibes3
      @Sun_vibes3 Před 2 měsíci +6

      @@daanwilmer😅

    • @joansteenholdt2767
      @joansteenholdt2767 Před 2 měsíci +13

      Its crazy that humans still do horrible thing nowdays

    • @NereaGaibor
      @NereaGaibor Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@joansteenholdt2767 I know

    • @DarrenDanso
      @DarrenDanso Před 2 měsíci +2

      Tell me about it , damn

  • @CrewAnne87
    @CrewAnne87 Před 2 měsíci +3632

    Omg this is probably the most dramatic way Pete has ever died 😂

  • @King_Soup
    @King_Soup Před měsícem +38

    My list:
    1. Crucifixion - Iconic
    2. Boiling - It's probably an easy death....
    3. Hanging
    4. Drawing and Quartering - Also an iconic death
    5. The Blood Eagle - I dreamt of it as a child, therefore I am prepared
    6. Iron Maiden
    7. Brazen Bull
    8. Guillotine - Decapitation is scary
    9. Roman Candles
    10. Keelhauling
    11. Pear of Anguish - It's okay, I'd give them whatever information they wanted anyway..
    12. Rat torture
    13. Scaphism

    • @candacetschakert4193
      @candacetschakert4193 Před 13 dny +2

      if you would give the information anyway I don’t get why the pear is at 11..?

    • @Brin-en8bl
      @Brin-en8bl Před hodinou

      Yeah that would be my first one. No death and no torture as long as I have all the info. Heck yeah

  • @thomasarmstrong3917
    @thomasarmstrong3917 Před 2 měsíci +20

    The crucifixion nails went straight through the medial nerve in the wrist, and likewise between the upper toe bones. So you were suspended by and on your own nerves, and the only way to breathe was to push/pull on the nails to be able to breathe out. You basically suffocated for days only being able to breathe when the fight/flight reflex got so bad that you would push through the pain to take another breath.

  • @Im.Akira_lol
    @Im.Akira_lol Před 2 měsíci +818

    “Any final words?” *Pause* “TOO BAD”
    THAT WAS AN AMAZING INTRO XD

  • @kirarobbins96
    @kirarobbins96 Před 2 měsíci +761

    Fun fact: the phrase "Pulling your leg" (British slang for having a joke) comes from hangings. Because they used to be so botched, like Kris said, family members/friends in the watching crowds would often run to the victims afterwards to pull on their legs, ensuring the neck would break so their loved one didn't have to suffer for longer than needed.

    • @lunaunigalaxy3095
      @lunaunigalaxy3095 Před 2 měsíci +35

      I did not know that thanks

    • @Justino-mk8fr
      @Justino-mk8fr Před 2 měsíci

      That's so silly🍆🍑

    • @user-vu1hh2yq7p
      @user-vu1hh2yq7p Před 2 měsíci +7

      10x, I was always wondering!

    • @moramet
      @moramet Před 2 měsíci +19

      My family members have used that phrase for as long as I can remember (we're American). I love the backstory

    • @UrLocalEntertainment
      @UrLocalEntertainment Před 2 měsíci +8

      oh wow I love it😊

  • @xXElliesguitarXx
    @xXElliesguitarXx Před 2 měsíci +64

    I’m a former history student and medieval punishment was my favourite part of the syllabus so seeing Kris make a video on this was fun!!

    • @EllaKrieger
      @EllaKrieger Před 2 měsíci +1

      It’s so fascinating

    • @Offcialjoomen
      @Offcialjoomen Před 2 měsíci +3

      I like it too but like it sounds a bit psychotic 😂

    • @xXElliesguitarXx
      @xXElliesguitarXx Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@Offcialjoomen it does a bit doesn’t it?? 😂 I thought it was interesting how insane and eerily creative people got when it came to torturing/punishing people even for small petty crimes

    • @Offcialjoomen
      @Offcialjoomen Před měsícem

      @@xXElliesguitarXx frrrr like how do you even think of that

  • @makowhosleeps
    @makowhosleeps Před 2 měsíci +27

    can we talk about how lovely kris’s eyes are for a sec? like they look almost purple in some lighting, it’s so pretty!

  • @Xtoxicgoddesx
    @Xtoxicgoddesx Před 2 měsíci +486

    The creator, Perillus, was actually the first victim of the Brazen Bull. The ruler at the time wanted a “demonstration” and ordered Perillus to be put in it after he showed it off to Phalaris

    • @ganelle
      @ganelle Před 2 měsíci +12

      OMG

    • @missj9186
      @missj9186 Před 2 měsíci +25

      Kharma

    • @Lil_Ducky97
      @Lil_Ducky97 Před 2 měsíci +61

      He didn’t die from it though, they took him out and after he demanded to be paid for his work he was thrown off a cliff because they assumed it should be a gift lol

    • @frickfrack7075
      @frickfrack7075 Před 2 měsíci +26

      ​@@Lil_Ducky97damn the entitlement 😅

    • @TheParez
      @TheParez Před 2 měsíci

      @@frickfrack7075you really think rules back then didn't just outright expect and demand things from people? naive fool!

  • @me-the-gurly_SkS
    @me-the-gurly_SkS Před 2 měsíci +726

    “they are dead it doesn’t matter”. Omg I love Kris 12:49

  • @cobra_sniper6227
    @cobra_sniper6227 Před 24 dny +9

    The best part about the bull is that the creator of it was executed inside of it as a test subject or something if I'm correct. Absolutely hilarious lol

  • @NekomancerXoX
    @NekomancerXoX Před 2 měsíci +9

    Fun fact: The brain remains conscious approximately 7 seconds after decapitation. That means if you were beheaded swiftly enough, you may be able to experience your head rolling away from your body. (I forget where i heard this, but it is technically a theory, since there isnt a way to experiment or quantify that information)

    • @Rainboxdish
      @Rainboxdish Před 12 dny

      Actually about 25 seconds

    • @jessicab7059
      @jessicab7059 Před 3 dny

      In a darkly humorous way I'm just picturing someone volunteering as an experiment and trying to remember to give a thumbs up if it's true. Because obviously they couldn't yell yes with their vocal chords detached from their mouth like I first pictured.

  • @StarlightBettaGamer
    @StarlightBettaGamer Před 2 měsíci +163

    I mean, Guillotine is probably the least horrific way to die, but you forgot to mention that A, YOU DONT DIE IMMEDIATELY you will see your head dropping to the ground before you actually die, although you'd probably be in shock and not able to actually process what's happening, you would technically still be alive for a few seconds, and B, they often didn't sharpen it after every chop, resulting in a dull blade that would take several tries to actually sever your head :')

    • @masterjunko
      @masterjunko Před 2 měsíci +11

      I was looking for this comment, another one said prisoners even fought to go first so that it'd be quicker.

    • @StarlightBettaGamer
      @StarlightBettaGamer Před 2 měsíci +11

      @@masterjunko yep, i've read that too. you know you have a problem when people are literally fighting to die first lol....

    • @RoanTree
      @RoanTree Před 2 měsíci +6

      The people were in no pain, and with testing, they found that they were able to respond through blinking. (five for yes, seven for no)

    • @chungliulam-sq8qo
      @chungliulam-sq8qo Před 2 měsíci +1

      How does bro know this💀💀💀

    • @StarlightBettaGamer
      @StarlightBettaGamer Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@chungliulam-sq8qo 👁👄👁 science

  • @freddy.cheese9574
    @freddy.cheese9574 Před 2 měsíci +175

    Fun Fact Time!
    - The Pear of Anguish was generally disproven as a method of medieval torture, as the strength of springs at the time period that they were supposedly used were not nearly strong enough to rip open orifices, and could easily be resisted by jaw, pelvic or anal muscles depending where inserted. The jaws of the pear were also likely held closed by a latch, which would not be able to be opened when within a human, and the spring would open the jaws too quickly for the latch to be opened before inserting the device. (Don't quote me on this it is just something i remember from when I hyper fixated on medieval torture methods.)
    - The Guillotine was still in use in France when the first Star Wars movie came out.
    - Prisoners used to fight over who got to be executed first by the Guillotine as the blade dulled over time and multiple chops had to be made to finish the execution of the final prisoners is there were many to be executed.

    • @JunoARain
      @JunoARain Před měsícem +5

      Most pears used corkscrews, not springs to open. As the corkscrew was turned, the device expanded.

    • @Pink_thecat-lover
      @Pink_thecat-lover Před měsícem +3

      Don't you love learning new fun facts?

    • @tina_931theecat3
      @tina_931theecat3 Před 14 dny

      Multiple chops!! How fun!!!1!

  • @madgirl617
    @madgirl617 Před 2 měsíci +12

    2:14 bruhhhh… close??? She was spot on!!!😭😍😂

  • @EllaKrieger
    @EllaKrieger Před 2 měsíci +16

    For some reason I was really into this as a 11-12 year old (and still kinda now) so I actually recognized a lot of these lol. So facinating.

    • @JunoARain
      @JunoARain Před měsícem +1

      Same. I had a project ban from a history fair because it was based on the torture methods used by those "seeking justice" in the Salem Witch Trials. The admin were hella bothered by the paper doll displays as well as the poster. 😅

    • @EllaKrieger
      @EllaKrieger Před 27 dny +2

      @@JunoARain haha, that's amazing

    • @Lucy-ej1bp
      @Lucy-ej1bp Před 2 hodinami

      Woah! Thats kinda cool that you found it in 2024 if you were interested in it when you were a kid!

  • @Toohottorot
    @Toohottorot Před 2 měsíci +385

    1:16 - The Brazen Bull
    4:02 - Scaphism
    6:21 - Blood Eagle
    8:56 - Roman Candle
    11:37 - Iron Maiden
    14:00 - Boiling
    15:48 - Keelhauling
    18:23 - Hanging
    20:06 - Rat Torture
    21:58 - Drawing and Quartering
    24:16 - Crucifixion
    26:30 - Pear of Anguish
    28:00 - Guillotine

    • @makishacook8436
      @makishacook8436 Před 2 měsíci +13

      Thank you

    • @wmdkitty
      @wmdkitty Před 2 měsíci +10

      Pear of Anguish is a great name for a metal band. (And up the Irons, of course!)

    • @infamouswickedjokestar
      @infamouswickedjokestar Před 2 měsíci +2

      Youre the god of the latest news

    • @erinbillante3327
      @erinbillante3327 Před 2 měsíci +2

      I would be crucifixion at 1 it was the worst way to die in someplace I forgot 😅

    • @MuffinHeeler12
      @MuffinHeeler12 Před 2 měsíci +2

      My great-great-great-great grandfather was educated by the iron maiden

  • @Kalamitymotion
    @Kalamitymotion Před 2 měsíci +178

    Sitting here sipping my tea as Kris casually describes a bunch of gruesome ways to die.

  • @ashe-tk4ko
    @ashe-tk4ko Před 2 měsíci +15

    Just so you know, Kris. People used to fight over who got executed first. This was because the more peoples heads were cut off, the duller the blade got. So everyone shoved and pushed to get first so it was quick and painless. But you fight Pete so it probably wouldn't be as bad

  • @Ca11aLi11y
    @Ca11aLi11y Před 2 měsíci +7

    I think Pete is now Anne Boleyn and your the friend sword man 😂😂

  • @pompommcd9087
    @pompommcd9087 Před 2 měsíci +180

    The fact that Kris says “we all know they’d accuse me of being a witch back then” and then proceeds to say that she’s gonna rank them 1-13….😂😂😂😂 idk if that was intentional or not but I found it very funny😂😂
    Love ya Kris!

    • @KHGames13
      @KHGames13 Před 2 měsíci +11

      I was thinking about whether people would accuse me of being a witch back then, the fact that ten minutes later I found this video 😂😂😂😂

  • @giannaneedshelp
    @giannaneedshelp Před 2 měsíci +236

    THE INTRO 😭😭 THIS WAS PURE COMEDY , I ALWAYS HAVE TO RUN WHEN KRIS POSTS ♥️‼️

  • @lilyphelan9629
    @lilyphelan9629 Před 2 měsíci +7

    The Pair of Anguish or also known as a choke pair, would also be used in robberies. It would usually be put in a woman’s mouth to keep them from screaming.

  • @user-bb6ku7tl5n
    @user-bb6ku7tl5n Před 2 měsíci +4

    Any final words? TOO BAD! That has to be one of my most favorite fucking intros ever.

  • @godrocksandruels
    @godrocksandruels Před 2 měsíci +193

    I always get little shivers whenever I think of decapitation due to the possibility of still being alive for 10 to 15 seconds right after that happens

    • @Stilev1
      @Stilev1 Před 2 měsíci +5

      What!? Really that freaks me out😅

    • @artsysabs
      @artsysabs Před 2 měsíci +18

      But I wonder if you’d actually be aware… or if your brain just goes crazy for a few seconds

    • @user-om7wi6ni7j
      @user-om7wi6ni7j Před 2 měsíci +9

      ​@@artsysabs yes you would still be able to hear

    • @lisajones1438
      @lisajones1438 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@user-om7wi6ni7jstill, you'd probably mostly be numb

  • @RinCherno
    @RinCherno Před 2 měsíci +86

    As a "strange interest" folk, like you, I LOVE this kind of light-hearted "dark" content. Thanks, Kris!

  • @zprm2308
    @zprm2308 Před 2 měsíci +4

    The drawing and quartering was also practiced in Asia more specifically in China and mongolia but it was a little bit different in the sens that your head was also attached to a horse.
    And also about the guillotine, Louis 14 was the only person executed that had their head facing the blade so that he could feel the anticipation of it.

  • @brandysenior854
    @brandysenior854 Před 2 měsíci +12

    Oddly, when the scaphism torture information about the milk and honey was being described, I had this odd thought come to my mind. America has been referred to as long as I can remember as the land of milk and honey, and I've always taken this quote as a positive thing, but now I'm rethinking the whole thing.

    • @gemeralderin
      @gemeralderin Před 24 dny

      Yeah, that one has changed meaning a bit. Lol as a phrase, it means that things that are sweet and nourishing are widely available. But as a punishment, seems a bit ironic.

  • @Confuzzled-Crow77
    @Confuzzled-Crow77 Před 2 měsíci +146

    I’ve been obsessed with ancient torture methods for years (not in a psychopath way, I swear) so this is just my ideal KMK video!! 🖤

    • @thatrandominternetgeek
      @thatrandominternetgeek Před 2 měsíci +5

      Me too! I watched all those videos on torture methods and how they're done. Like you, not in a weird way, just in a childlike curiosity way.

  • @Obviously_a_human
    @Obviously_a_human Před 2 měsíci +478

    I love how she compliments us in every single video it brightens my day

    • @cathirodrigo2933
      @cathirodrigo2933 Před 2 měsíci +2

      SO glad it’s back!!! I was missing it. ❤❤❤

  • @ImJustMe39
    @ImJustMe39 Před 21 dnem +2

    Kris, I love this. I've also read and watched things about torture/execution methods through history. A little more information on "The Pear). There were also larger versions from the ones used in the mouth. These were anywhere from 10 in.-12 in. long and about 2-3 in. wide.Some had flat hooked things on the outside. With the point of the "hook" facing in a direction so that no major damage was done during insertion, but would do horrendous damage during opening. These larger versions were inserted in places below the waist. On a male prisoner...well, there was only one hole. On a female prisoner 2. When these were opened, they would tear/cut/shred internal organs. The prisoner wouldn't die right away. The blood usually stayed trapped inside. So if the loss of blood internally didn't kill them over several excruciatingly painful hours, then infection(sepsis) would, and that could take days or weeks.
    Keep up the great vids(loving the true crime).
    Much love to you and Kevin. Take Care and Stay Safe.

  • @PsychologicallyDamagedGremlin
    @PsychologicallyDamagedGremlin Před měsícem +1

    This was really funny to watch for me. As a kid who had a morbid curiosity of history, I knew of all but one of these methods and hearing kris saying oh that doesn’t sound too bad and them being horrified was rather funny lol.

  • @kmkxplr
    @kmkxplr Před 2 měsíci +184

    THE INTROS ARE ALWAYS AMAZING LOVE YA KRISSS

  • @Aliceseve
    @Aliceseve Před 2 měsíci +22

    15:06 why was the first thing that popped up in my head when I saw Henry the 8th: 🎵DIVORCED, BEHEADED AND DIED,DIVORCED BEHEADED,SURVIVED. I’M HENRY THE 8th I HAD 6 SORRY WIFES, SOME MIGHT SAY I RUINED THIER LIFES🎵

  • @TheNewestAvenger
    @TheNewestAvenger Před 14 dny +1

    1: Guillotine
    2: Blood Eagle
    3: Hanging
    4: Keelhauling
    5: Iron Maiden
    6: Roman Candle
    7: Crucifixion
    8: Pear of Anguish
    9: Boiling
    10: Brazen Bull
    11: Rat Torture
    12: Scaphism
    13: Drawing and Quartering

  • @moonlightmadness706
    @moonlightmadness706 Před 2 měsíci +3

    There are actually some cases with the guillotine that the blade does not slice through the head completely, so they have had to go through multiple times, I’m not sure if the victim was still alive with some of these cases, but I have heard about it not working as intended.

  • @Dark_McNasty
    @Dark_McNasty Před 2 měsíci +58

    Fun fact about the Brazen Bull: the person who created it, Perillos of Athens, was also it’s first victim. The person he created it for wanted a demonstration, and poor Perillos drew the short straw.

  • @hopeandlola5673
    @hopeandlola5673 Před 2 měsíci +87

    Bro the fact that there are more than 190 comments when Kris just uploaded a video not even 10 minutes ago says a lot. Love you Kris! Keep it up!

    • @bobblebardsley
      @bobblebardsley Před 2 měsíci

      I got here after 18 minutes and there's over 1,100 comments so far 🥰

  • @user-lm7it7uo8m
    @user-lm7it7uo8m Před 2 měsíci +2

    Omg god!!! CG on 11 million!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤

  • @daniellemacdonald49
    @daniellemacdonald49 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Fun fact! Sometimes with the guillotine the blade would be too dull and would only cut half the head off. Also another fun fact, although you probably wont feel pain at that point, they did tests and asked people to blink there eyes for as long as they could once their head was cut off and there was instances of people being able to blink there eyes for up to 1 minute after having there head cut off.

  • @Oli_ver-qx5gi
    @Oli_ver-qx5gi Před 2 měsíci +79

    My list (from least to worst):
    1. Guillotine (obviously)
    2. Keelhauling
    3. Pear of anguish
    4. Hanging
    5. Blood eagle
    6. Boiling
    7. Crucifixion
    8. Drawing and quartering
    9. Roman candle
    10. Brazen bull
    11. Iron maiden
    12. Rat torture
    13. Scaphism
    Also love your videos and how your content changes. I find some of the macabre things about the past that you deep dive into really interesting and the variety and effort you put into your videos :) thanks for being so cool

    • @Still_not_Located12
      @Still_not_Located12 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Is pear of anguish like a fruit that poisons you

    • @weirdling5203
      @weirdling5203 Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@Still_not_Located12 A device that it put into one of the body's orifices and slowly spread outward. For example, if it were placed in the mouth, it would slowly unfold like a flower until tore holes through the cheeks and broke your jaw. However, the victims didn't die. It was more of the slow and agonizing pain of having your skin ripped apart and jaw dislocated.

    • @AMonsterZac
      @AMonsterZac Před 2 měsíci +3

      Keelhauling over hanging is crazy

    • @OMUJuice
      @OMUJuice Před 2 měsíci

      Here's the thing, a good amount of the time The Pear of Anguish was inserted into the anus... That's why I put it way lower on my list

    • @carrieberry17
      @carrieberry17 Před měsícem

      My list from least to worst
      1. Guillotine
      2. Hanging
      3. Keelhauling
      4. Pear of anguish
      5. Blood eagle
      6. Boiling
      7. Crucifixion
      8. Iron maiden
      9. Roman candle
      10. Brazilian bull
      11. Rat torture
      12. Drawing and quartering
      13. Scaphism
      Also love your vids! ❤❤❤ they make my day 😂

  • @purplebooger6410
    @purplebooger6410 Před 2 měsíci +53

    Jay is the one killing it. I mean wow brother, the way you can take us on the journey of the story is unreal. Truly art.

  • @chungliulam-sq8qo
    @chungliulam-sq8qo Před 2 měsíci +2

    Fun fact: crucifixion was also used in the Carthage empire mostly for generals who failed in battle. This is why they were very careful while planning. And the disturbing fact is that they thought this to children in their schools

  • @trashpanda_0605
    @trashpanda_0605 Před 2 měsíci +36

    A very un-fun fact: when you're burning alive, like the Roman candle, your eyes literally melt out of your head before you even have a chance to pass out.

    • @Lorehmeendee3
      @Lorehmeendee3 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Wow, that really hot me thinking! Good un-fun fact, thanks!

    • @jessicaclakley3691
      @jessicaclakley3691 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Yeah, I’ve heard it causes the fluids to become a gas which leads to rupture, though I didn’t think this happened before loss of consciousness

  • @booknerd9850
    @booknerd9850 Před 2 měsíci +211

    21:27 Fun (but also scary) Fact: The Mafia still uses this technique in their torture practices, when getting information out of people, or get back at people who have double crossed/stole from them and to the people who disrespect someone they protect.
    Though, they use a metal bucket and a torch gun or sometimes a lighter (if they want to drag it out for a longer period of time), with the person either tied to a chair, laid on a cool floor (to draw the rats to dig deeper) or in the most extreme way, they wield a metal suit onto the victim (this is like pieces of metal that's attached to the bucket, wrapped around them so as to prevent it being taken off.) leaving no chance of escaping death.

    • @_lLexa_l
      @_lLexa_l Před 2 měsíci +14

      +1 reason to not go outside

    • @infamouswickedjokestar
      @infamouswickedjokestar Před 2 měsíci +7

      Society's been doomed

    • @i.am.star_82
      @i.am.star_82 Před 2 měsíci +6

      oh gosh 😣

    • @user-vu1hh2yq7p
      @user-vu1hh2yq7p Před 2 měsíci +14

      I bet we're all wondering how you know that, and in such detail, but I'm not gonna be the one asking that question...

    • @WildeAbsinthe
      @WildeAbsinthe Před 2 měsíci +7

      ​@@user-vu1hh2yq7p It's been done in movies. I know one was The Fast and The Furious. If you look it up though, it did not originate with "The Mafia", nor is mafia even mentioned.

  • @raquelgarza8241
    @raquelgarza8241 Před 10 dny +2

    1 Keelhauling (can't swim anyway)
    2 Guillotine (seems quick)
    3 Hanging (iconic)
    4 Iron Maiden (iconic)
    5 Pear of Anguish (just tell them what they want)
    6 Boiling (idk)
    7 Brazen Bull (just pass out)
    8 Roman Candles (religious trauma)
    9 Crucifixion (religious trauma)
    10 Blood Eagle (vikings cool. just wouldn't wanna go through this)
    11 Scaphism (lactose intolerant)
    12 Drawing and Quartering (ouch. why so many steps)
    13 Rat Torture (no thank you)

  • @Harlow._.Onpawz.
    @Harlow._.Onpawz. Před 2 měsíci +2

    Kris looks so good with bangs I swear 😤

  • @mangled.m3ss
    @mangled.m3ss Před 2 měsíci +147

    21:31
    I CAN’T BREATHE, I’M A HUGEEEE GHOST FAN AND I LOOKED AWAY FOR A SECOND TO JUST HEAR TOBIAS GROWLING “RATS”.
    Anyway, great video like always Kris!
    Even though these are serious topics you can still make it fun :3

    • @Gonst757
      @Gonst757 Před 2 měsíci +9

      SAMEE AHH

    • @mangled.m3ss
      @mangled.m3ss Před 2 měsíci

      @@Gonst757 IN GONST WE TRUST🫡

    • @ghuleh6884
      @ghuleh6884 Před 2 měsíci +12

      FR GHOST JUMPSCARE 😭🐀

    • @sketchLovesCats
      @sketchLovesCats Před 2 měsíci +8

      Found you 😈 IN GONST WE TRUST

    • @mangled.m3ss
      @mangled.m3ss Před 2 měsíci +7

      @@sketchLovesCats BAHAHHA HI SKETCH
      IN GONST WE TRUSSTTTTT🫡

  • @jaehdaexe
    @jaehdaexe Před 2 měsíci +113

    man medieval torture devices and methods are so interesting to me despite how gruesome all of them are so I’m glad to see you talk about them. love you Kris, great video as always and hope you’re doing well!

    • @chrysanthemum_moon
      @chrysanthemum_moon Před 2 měsíci +4

      Medival torture ( for some reason ) was always a topic of mystery to me, even though I had already known some of the stories told in Kris's video ( Roman candles is one )
      I loved this video, and honestly? I want a part two of this, because Kris makes it extremely interesting and funny to me.

    • @FutureHousewife
      @FutureHousewife Před 2 měsíci

      Fun fact when you are put in enough pain your brain will remove you from your body and make it so you don’t feel anything

    • @Val_Bellax3
      @Val_Bellax3 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Squished Adam!

    • @L3v1C0nway
      @L3v1C0nway Před 2 měsíci

      Time to take my pet duck out for his first swim. ADAM ADDDAMMMMMMM

    • @vocal-harmony-13
      @vocal-harmony-13 Před 2 měsíci +1

      The fact that some of these were developed long after the mediaeval period....

  • @user-gy1bb6if5m
    @user-gy1bb6if5m Před 51 minutou

    The number one reason I love this vid is that it is exactly 30 minutes long

  • @IOSALive
    @IOSALive Před 2 měsíci +1

    Kallmekris, This is amazing! I subscribed right away!

  • @cheyennemarissamerrill9100
    @cheyennemarissamerrill9100 Před 2 měsíci +143

    You look so gorgeous I'm obsessed with your hair!!! I'm also so happy to see you happy 💜 Caleb treats you so well it's awesome to see my two favorite youtubers together!

    • @kitkat794
      @kitkat794 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Agreed! Kris, your bangs look great! ❤

    • @3choblast3r4
      @3choblast3r4 Před 2 měsíci +4

      I was recently introduced to Kriss and then not long after Oompaville. And then I realized they were dating (I think it's relatively new). When I saw Kriss on Oompaville's channel I could see how in love she was with the guy. It's really endearing.

    • @cheyennemarissamerrill9100
      @cheyennemarissamerrill9100 Před 2 měsíci +3

      @3choblast3r4 I agree you can see the chemistry reflect on screen! I've watched both for years it's really cool to see them both together they make my heart melt 💜 I love love 🤣

  • @Shadowcat31
    @Shadowcat31 Před 2 měsíci +149

    I used to work at Medieval Times and would be in charge of "guarding the dungeon" or taking tickets from people and letting them into the Torture implements museum and on slow days after the shows were done I loved giving personal tours and talking about each of the displays. My favorite was the Pear of Anguish, it was usually only with groups of adults though lol

    • @Adelaide672
      @Adelaide672 Před 2 měsíci +4

      That's neat! What's the Pear of Anguish?

    • @user-qq4kw1ht4r
      @user-qq4kw1ht4r Před 2 měsíci +8

      Adelaide, you don’t want to know.

    • @Shadowcat31
      @Shadowcat31 Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@Adelaide672 Kris explains it in the video 😉🫰

    • @-HelloItsMe-
      @-HelloItsMe- Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@Adelaide672 26:31 this, but they inserted it down there…

    • @Snix210
      @Snix210 Před 2 měsíci

      Which medieval times if don't mind me asking. I spent loads of time in there when we'd go 2 the one in Kissimmee! Probably gone to over 20 shows there throughout the years & I'm sure creeped a few workers out as a kid being so interested in all medieval torture

  • @michaelautrey6641
    @michaelautrey6641 Před měsícem +1

    "rats running through your body" can be the title of Blood Eagle's first single.

  • @sir_christmas_leopold_duckson

    A buddy of mine and I used to sit around and get high and think up different torturous ways to die. One of my favorites that he came up with involved putting someone in a shed, inserting a pipe into their rectum and feeding barbed wire into it, leaving a little hanging out, removing the pipe, securing the wire to the floor, then leaving the shed and lighting it on fire, leaving them with the choice of burning to death or hastily pulling the barbed wire out.

  • @aarondinger4111
    @aarondinger4111 Před 2 měsíci +24

    I love the Ghost clip at 21:30. One of my favorite songs, and perfect timing.

    • @MichaelSwolfs
      @MichaelSwolfs Před 2 měsíci +6

      I had a heart attack of excitement when I heard it, I just saw my plushias giving me the thousand yard stare

  • @ThatScarlettShow
    @ThatScarlettShow Před 2 měsíci +108

    The iconic walk into murdering Pete was absolutely stunning but hell stricken 😂

  • @FubsoFub
    @FubsoFub Před 2 měsíci +1

    ohh i love the "bloody eagle!" ive heard a lot about it, it was apparently a fantasy way of torture and did not actually happen, though it was quite cool!

  • @ThatCatLover504
    @ThatCatLover504 Před 11 dny +1

    The way kris said everything i felt by listening to these methods TO THE F*CKIN DETAIL😂😂😂

  • @emilyporter4339
    @emilyporter4339 Před 2 měsíci +31

    Kallmekris Ghost fan confirmed? @21:30. Also these methods are INSANE. Emperor Nero popping up so many times cracked me up though. Dude was crazy

  • @StringBean-ec2iq
    @StringBean-ec2iq Před 2 měsíci +25

    I never thought my respect for a CZcamsr would get any higher, but GODDAMMIT after that singular second of the Rats music video by Ghost?!?? I will literally respect you until the end of time and I will fight frigging battles for Jay and Kris!! Ya’ll are awesome!! ❤️❤️🐀

  • @ItsUrFavAva
    @ItsUrFavAva Před 2 měsíci +4

    I love how I’m watching this at night, I’m not gonna sleep now 😅(Don’t tell my mom) but I have to watch Kris, I HAVE TO!

  • @RyaDay2
    @RyaDay2 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Kris, the lighting in ur recording room is giving season 2

  • @kyleoates6367
    @kyleoates6367 Před 2 měsíci +34

    Fun fact... Iron Maidens were never used. They were designed in the Victorian era as a "medieval torture device" by showmen and fantasy writers.
    They were "decorated" on the inside with spikes because the contraption itself was a decoration.

    • @Wile_E._Wolf
      @Wile_E._Wolf Před 2 měsíci +4

      Similar to the _spiketunnan_ in Norse culture. Essentially a wooden barrel with spikes driven through. The victim was placed inside and the barrel rolled until death.
      Again, it is widely prevalent in folklore but no actual recorded usage

    • @Holytitmouse
      @Holytitmouse Před 2 měsíci +1

      I was looking for this comment, a lot of medieval torture methods were never actually used. Iron Maiden being one of the more famous examples. The blood eagle being a second.

    • @CassidyQueso
      @CassidyQueso Před 2 měsíci

      THEY ARE LITERAL SPRINGLOCKS

    • @TacticalWaffle
      @TacticalWaffle Před měsícem +1

      Fairly positive the brazen bull was also never used. Not at all upset about it.
      Didn't know about the origins of the maiden, though!

  • @kaymeijvogel_
    @kaymeijvogel_ Před 2 měsíci +94

    I’m Dutch and it makes so much sense why we learned about keelhauling in primary/middle school, it also makes sense that they did that tbh. I was 10 first time I heard of this lmao. We learned a lot about torture methods in school tbh.
    Side note, the Dutch were insane, at one point they murdered and ate their prime minister and his brother “gebroeders de Witt” it’s also still not illegal to eat human flesh here. 👍🏻

    • @lisastenzel5713
      @lisastenzel5713 Před 2 měsíci +12

      I am from Germany. Same there. We learned about stuff like this at school from a very young age. Like when I was 11, we learned about the Romans and a bit about Egypt and how they would lock up the Pharao's lovers alive alongside him😅 That kinda stuff

    • @shep6969
      @shep6969 Před 2 měsíci +3

      I mean... It's not illegal to eat human flesh in America, either !! :3

    • @Lilpeepkinn
      @Lilpeepkinn Před 2 měsíci +4

      It may not be illegal to eat human flesh, but any way to obtain human flesh for consumption (or not) is illegal. So indirectly it is illegal.

    • @bellablue5285
      @bellablue5285 Před 2 měsíci +1

      I grew up in Tidewater Virginia, US, so between the history of colonists, pirates, and the Navy in the area, the school system felt learning about keelhauling was appropriate for 7-9 year olds 🤔

    • @letsRumble814
      @letsRumble814 Před 2 měsíci

      It is actually 😂​@@shep6969

  • @LilahLilyPad
    @LilahLilyPad Před 2 měsíci +1

    can't believe you have 11M followers! I remember when you were in the 9M or smth! You're doing so well! We love you Kris so much! You should keep that at heart, and tysm for all of your time and content!

  • @ChildOfDestruction-es9ew
    @ChildOfDestruction-es9ew Před 4 hodinami

    I was playing along, here’s my list
    1. Guillotine
    2. Keelhauling
    3.Blood Eagle
    4. Boiling
    5. Hanging
    6. Crucification
    7. Roman Candle
    8. Drawing & Quartering
    9. Pear of Anguish
    10. Iron Maiden
    11. Brazen Bull
    12. Scaphism
    13. Rat torture

  • @leahlewis6487
    @leahlewis6487 Před 2 měsíci +43

    Excited for this one!!!!!
    On a side note, you should totally do a video of things you have started to find interesting or different being in Texas or the USA compared to Canada. Hope your adjusting well and enjoying it ❤

  • @jetshadowcrow
    @jetshadowcrow Před 2 měsíci +1

    I love seeing your reactions to this kinda thing. Please keep doing more. And thanks to Jay for adding some metal(Rats) to the mix.

  • @Dogmomhpj
    @Dogmomhpj Před měsícem +2

    Kallmekris and Jay, I loved the Ghost-Rats reference. I ran to show my husband immediately.

  • @vee_the_scarred
    @vee_the_scarred Před 2 měsíci +55

    The blood Eagle was actually done in a scene on the TV show Vikings, there's also a viking themed tattoo shop in south of England called Blood Eagle ☺️
    Also I knew about the keelhauling before, it was done in a film I watched, actually think it might of been done on the series Black Sails but I can't rightly remember.

    • @pageslayer7228
      @pageslayer7228 Před 2 měsíci +3

      The blood eagle was also done in Midsommar. But that person was alive for a HOT minute. They were breathing while their lungs were strung up!

    • @Mererid
      @Mererid Před 2 měsíci +1

      Keelhauling was also done in Vikings.

    • @vee_the_scarred
      @vee_the_scarred Před 2 měsíci

      @@Mererid that could be where I saw it then, I really can't remember what I was watching where I saw it 😅

    • @vee_the_scarred
      @vee_the_scarred Před 2 měsíci

      @@pageslayer7228 not watched that.

  • @the_horror_theorie
    @the_horror_theorie Před 2 měsíci +107

    as a duch, I know very mutch about kielhaulig. It didn't get used a lot, and if it happend, most victims got proper armor, (mostly leather tho) and survive it. unfortunaly most did pass away after a few weeks due infection of the wounds they got (but most people on a boat didn't survive). compared to the others this was probaly the least worse becouse you still have a chance to survive

    • @cleuziclei
      @cleuziclei Před 2 měsíci +13

      I would argue that surviving it's sometimes worse in some of this methods

    • @basmathijsen4401
      @basmathijsen4401 Před 2 měsíci +15

      Also as a Dutch person, Kris saying we seemed innocent caught me off guard due to the whole human trafficking thing we did with the VOC

    • @Wakaflokaflizzl
      @Wakaflokaflizzl Před 2 měsíci +1

      Umm what? This doesn't make sense in English or Dutch

    • @Gasleak24
      @Gasleak24 Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@basmathijsen4401haha same. I also live in South Africa and their history is pretty horrible haha

    • @the_horror_theorie
      @the_horror_theorie Před 2 měsíci

      @@basmathijsen4401 fr

  • @ItzCharlie-xi3ig
    @ItzCharlie-xi3ig Před měsícem +1

    thank you for making this! It helps me sleep at night. Because this subject calms me down

  • @Aubree4444
    @Aubree4444 Před 2 měsíci +64

    1:25 love u Kris u make my day with ur content and ur jokes

  • @RayvenLunaNite
    @RayvenLunaNite Před 2 měsíci +126

    Pear of anguish: (exists)
    Joker: you wanna know how I got these scars?

  • @pollyapril
    @pollyapril Před měsícem

    sometimes i just sit on my bed staring into space and wonder what the fuck is wrong with some people to do stuff like this.
    on another different note, i love you kris, your hilarious and also just really kind, loving your compliments at the start of each video

  • @iAMwhatIamK
    @iAMwhatIamK Před 2 měsíci +1

    According to historical legend, one of the foods that were served at Nero’s Roman candle garden parties was flavored ice cream. Ice cream originated in either China or Persia, depending on the source.

  • @lonewolfinthetardis2640
    @lonewolfinthetardis2640 Před 2 měsíci +28

    12:31 hearing "Rats" by Ghost had me ascending! Another banger video as always Kris!

  • @Spidergirlplayz
    @Spidergirlplayz Před 2 měsíci +11

    I love Iron Maiden and ghost, I was at a ghost concert once and it was awesome

  • @umbreon-nx3on
    @umbreon-nx3on Před 2 měsíci +1

    I used to watch you a while back but stoped and I finally found your channel again and now I'm just watching all your videos 😊

  • @maxwellkuffner9640
    @maxwellkuffner9640 Před 20 dny +3

    You know these things weren't even the worst things Nero did he burned down 2/3 of Rome for his new castle and killed like 2 of his wifes

  • @Ghoulette_Liv
    @Ghoulette_Liv Před 2 měsíci +13

    21:35 WHEN I TELL YOU I JUMPED OUT MY SEAT THE MOMENT I SAW GHOST💀😻

  • @veratrickster6075
    @veratrickster6075 Před 2 měsíci +55

    I love how much Kris is branching out. She does new and different things and evolving as a content creator. Thank you for another amazing video.

  • @ThatGirl_xX-zr1su
    @ThatGirl_xX-zr1su Před 2 měsíci +1

    kris ur a wonderful person and u always make me smile with your compliments! please keep doing what ur doing!❤

  • @I_am_Rex18
    @I_am_Rex18 Před 2 měsíci +1

    This is another amazing (and interesting) video by kmk! I love your videos Kris!

  • @courtneaylayne
    @courtneaylayne Před 2 měsíci +32

    Jay with the massive awesomesauce points for the few seconds of Ghost.

  • @Random_ticking_clock
    @Random_ticking_clock Před 2 měsíci +29

    If Kris was a murder she would do it in
    1,style
    2:it would be mostly Pete
    3,we would be kinda laughing because.
    Bruh she is a legend

  • @MillieScott-xl7qr
    @MillieScott-xl7qr Před 19 dny +1

    They did a few bad things...
    not too many...
    BUT A LOT
    lmfao i love kris so much

  • @Lordofduckys
    @Lordofduckys Před 2 měsíci +3

    When you said brazen bull, I thought you were talking about a bowl of the raise cereal, I think it’s called brazen too 😂

  • @ZaddyArwin
    @ZaddyArwin Před 2 měsíci +37

    You always make me smile even when I’m feeling depressed af.
    Your compliments bring me through and I hope to someday meet you or even become friends❤️❤️

  • @harveen9289
    @harveen9289 Před 2 měsíci +23

    29:21 I love how kris talked about Anne Boleyn getting her head chopped off and also talking about HenryVIII

  • @RyleesEquines
    @RyleesEquines Před 2 měsíci +1

    CONGRATS ON 11 MIL KRISSS!

  • @Annabellar2
    @Annabellar2 Před 3 dny

    Can we randomly appreciate the fact that this video is 30 mins EXACTLY! Good job jayyyy

  • @IzzyGreenwoodz
    @IzzyGreenwoodz Před 2 měsíci +16

    13:43- Kris: Why am I doing this video?
    Me: why am I watching this video?😅

  • @Freddddddzzz44
    @Freddddddzzz44 Před 2 měsíci +9

    14:15 I love how there like "😁” and" 😆" even though they know there going to die

  • @sophialife3514
    @sophialife3514 Před 2 měsíci +1

    CONGRATS ON 11M!!!!❤❤❤ LOVE YOUR CHANNEL