DBZ Abridged: The Best of Zarbon

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  • The best clips of Zarbon from Dragon Ball Z Abridged. He doesn't appear in that many episodes, but his homo-erotic comments are awesome.
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  • @Theokal3
    @Theokal3 Před 2 lety +597

    For added humor, notice how the time he's talking about his girlfriend is the ONE time he doesn't make innuendoes XD

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Wasnt it later revealed that his girlfriend was actually a dude named chuck🤣

    • @markhunter3533
      @markhunter3533 Před 3 měsíci +4

      ​@@Jebu911naah that was just freeza thinking he was gay

    • @sanctuarypest2212
      @sanctuarypest2212 Před měsícem

      ​@@markhunter3533Lmfao

  • @zuu3180
    @zuu3180 Před 10 lety +588

    Best quote has got to be:
    "Alright Vegeta I'm going to be totally honest with you. This is sounding really gay...."

    • @jerelcheek5112
      @jerelcheek5112 Před 3 lety +27

      “Wha-“

    • @bobbyj8163
      @bobbyj8163 Před 2 lety +52

      @@jerelcheek5112 “Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”

    • @spiffygonzales5899
      @spiffygonzales5899 Před rokem +20

      "All this time I thought you were..."
      "You thought I was single?"

    • @JOJO_THE_PROGRAMMER
      @JOJO_THE_PROGRAMMER Před 7 měsíci +3

      ​@@spiffygonzales5899 Nooo.. I thought you were into...... You know it's literally doesn't matter!

    • @max_garcia
      @max_garcia Před 5 měsíci +3

      @@JOJO_THE_PROGRAMMER well, it matters to me because frankly it sounds like you thought I was..

  • @thebrownboi5443
    @thebrownboi5443 Před 9 lety +562

    Dadoria: Its raining men
    Zarbon: HALELLUJAH!

  • @10colej
    @10colej Před 10 lety +254

    "Face down with another man beating your ass. Is it Wednesday already, Zarbon?"

  • @babauranai
    @babauranai Před 9 lety +555

    everything he says is a damn inuendo, beautiful writing

    • @starless4146
      @starless4146 Před 9 lety +42

      logstrain I have to admit, who ever thought of what Zarbon would say was genious. Everything was Hilarious!

    • @KawaiiJackHonne
      @KawaiiJackHonne Před 5 lety +1

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @MrBenjiBoss
    @MrBenjiBoss Před 11 lety +512

    Zarbon saying he had a girlfriend was the shocker of the season. My jaw dropped and I literally shouted "What!?"

  • @thepaladinauthoryoutube
    @thepaladinauthoryoutube Před 5 lety +164

    I think the absolute best part of this is that apparently Zarbon isn't even aware how what he says could be taken. Even Freeza is going through so much cognitive dissonance in the reveal that he is still "CONVINCED" his girlfriend is named Chuck somehow because he couldn't possibly comprehend the idea that Zarbon is so straight, he points out what another person says as awkwardly "really gay". Thus character was rewritten so wonderfully contradictory, it's amazing XD

    • @RainSpitter
      @RainSpitter Před rokem +12

      That was a genius twist and made all he’s scene even better in retrospect.

    • @waves2378
      @waves2378 Před 9 měsíci +9

      It’s addressed in HFIL. During the sharing circle, he has to stop himself from doing it because he’s now aware of it.

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 Před 3 měsíci

      2:09

  • @nichotamer9418
    @nichotamer9418 Před 7 lety +307

    "we really screwed the pooch on this one!" "lord frieza vageta is really giving us a pounding! what do we do!?" "I'm coming zarbon grab my balls!" XD BEST THING EVER

  • @AlteraLin
    @AlteraLin Před 10 lety +130

    "how dare you ram into me when I'm thinking about Lord Freeza and my thong!"
    Oh lawd...rofl

  • @Webshooters1
    @Webshooters1 Před 6 lety +337

    Later...
    Goku: "My butt is flaming!"
    Frieza: "I miss Zarbon."

  • @khfan4life365
    @khfan4life365 Před 8 lety +208

    "Too bad. And that Bardock was such a dashing rogue."
    "...What?"

  • @Danphiroud
    @Danphiroud Před 7 lety +141

    The voice acting for Zarbon is just amazing

  • @MegaAnimazing
    @MegaAnimazing Před 4 lety +72

    I can't get over how timed this part was edited.
    Beast Zarbon: "Imma rape ya bitch!"
    Krillin: "You drive a hard bargain."

  • @lrkechristiansen991
    @lrkechristiansen991 Před 10 lety +193

    Hes not gay... Just fabulous :D

  • @Fnidner
    @Fnidner Před 10 lety +117

    WHY do I laugh so much at 0:50 "Lord Frieza, I wish to enter"

    • @iRenz0
      @iRenz0 Před rokem +2

      Lol It’s the way he says it.

  • @timothy8941
    @timothy8941 Před 9 lety +70

    the craziest is that he was straight

  • @camlovestheleafs
    @camlovestheleafs Před 10 lety +82

    ''To absorb all the healing juices''

  • @khfan4life365
    @khfan4life365 Před rokem +37

    “Well, hell. Looks like Vegeta just took out Cui. Poor fish-faced bastard.”
    “Wait, which one was Cui?”
    “You remember. Purple guy, hated Vegeta.”
    “Gonna have to be a little more specific.”
    Damn, seems everyone on Frieza Force hated Vegeta. 🤣

  • @TatsuraJ
    @TatsuraJ Před 10 lety +98

    0:53 My favourite line, always gets me laughing.

  • @BusaLova
    @BusaLova Před 11 lety +58

    Honestly, TFS deserves a medal for their obvious talent in constantly cracking jokes at the same topic with so many different characters!

  • @lionheart1982
    @lionheart1982 Před 10 lety +72

    It said "Dear Frieza" and picture of a butt.

    • @jerelcheek5112
      @jerelcheek5112 Před 3 lety +16

      Can I see it Lord Freiza?

    • @kroh7742
      @kroh7742 Před 3 lety +9

      @@jerelcheek5112 VEGEETA! DRAGON BALLS! NOOWW!!

  • @Blargleflakes
    @Blargleflakes Před 9 lety +47

    "You know, to absorb all the healing juices"

  • @chronozstarzz1088
    @chronozstarzz1088 Před 9 lety +57

    Why does Zarbon seem so gay yet so majestic!!??

    • @ericmonaco2276
      @ericmonaco2276 Před 9 lety +9

      Hey he has a girlfriend

    • @davidcoyle6287
      @davidcoyle6287 Před 9 lety +17

      ***** Who according to Frieza is named Chuck. Doesn't matter though, he's still fabulously hilarious.

    • @fishii8237
      @fishii8237 Před rokem

      Average Jojo character

    • @toxicdemon1315
      @toxicdemon1315 Před rokem

      ​@davidcoyle6287 8 years old at this point, but Freezer only says he's *convinced* Zarbon's girlfriend is named Chuck, but other than that there's not much more indication of it being more than just a guess at most.

  • @armashuvitz
    @armashuvitz Před 10 lety +53

    Zarbon is in my top 5 DBZA characters. You can either take what he says at face value or go somewhere else with it.

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk Před rokem +1

      And they definitely did a great job at fitting almost all of his lines into that theme without those lines ever sounding out of place. Everything Zarbon said always felt natural and coherent, rather than feeling like the writing was forcing him to say those things whether or not they suited what was happening.

  • @OBNOXIOUSUSERNAME
    @OBNOXIOUSUSERNAME Před 10 lety +16

    freaky alien genotype

  • @timc9789
    @timc9789 Před 5 lety +25

    Zarbon and Cell would have gotten along very well.

  • @starless4146
    @starless4146 Před 9 lety +23

    I'm sorry but for me the best quote is...
    Vegeta: I'm two for three and I'm Back on top.
    Zarbon: Well Vegeta, I hope you enjoyed being on top. Because I'm about to put you back on the bottom... Where you belong.
    HA HA HA!!

  • @Whoami691
    @Whoami691 Před 9 lety +23

    Innuendo, Innuendo everywhere!
    I miss Zarbon...

  • @BonkHazard
    @BonkHazard Před 10 lety +15

    oh no that minion died, couldve gone and fix that we'll continue this conversation never

  • @sneakyjames01
    @sneakyjames01 Před 10 lety +46

    3:29 is my favorite part....I can't stop laughing at it!!!!

  • @uda4699
    @uda4699 Před 10 lety +34

    I best to get back to Lord Frieza. If I take to long he will really lay into me.......Crying XD

  • @TBustah
    @TBustah Před 11 lety +24

    The thing at 3:03 isn't even totally Zarbon being Zarbon, he makes a good point.
    In just about every other appearance of this machine, the person inside was naked. Not just in this show either, similar machines in various other shows and movies had the occupant in their underwear or less.

    • @Fugitive685
      @Fugitive685 Před 6 měsíci

      Bros profile picture got me giggling and cackling 🗿🗿🗿

    • @TBustah
      @TBustah Před 6 dny

      @@Fugitive685 What about it?

    • @Fugitive685
      @Fugitive685 Před 6 dny

      @@TBustah it looks mischievous

  • @michealgignac2960
    @michealgignac2960 Před 10 lety +88

    It's scary how 99% of what Zarbon says here is sexual innuendo. Not to mention that it goes out of the way to make it like he's gay, when it turns out he actually has a girlfriend. Maybe he's metrosexual. (Smile)

    • @Agusloquillo
      @Agusloquillo Před 10 lety +22

      Remember what Frieza said.
      "...girlfriend, WHO I'M CONVICED IS NAMED "CHUCK"!"
      He IS gay.

    • @klikssiikubra314
      @klikssiikubra314 Před 10 lety +8

      Agusloquillo No, Frieza was raging hard at that moment. Zarbon also seemed to take offense being called gay by Frieza and his reaction to Vegeta's statement seems odd if he was gay

    • @SaturnineXTS
      @SaturnineXTS Před 10 lety +37

      The whole point of the joke is taht he looks gay, acts gay but ISN'T gay. He even called Vegeta out on saying gay stuff ffs.

    • @willowmcintire21
      @willowmcintire21 Před 10 lety +19

      I always envisioned him as Heterosexual Pan-Romantic. He seeks beauty in everything; man, woman or otherwise. That why he's so obsessed with his own appearance.

    • @klikssiikubra314
      @klikssiikubra314 Před 10 lety +2

      Chad Marden ......That was really deep

  • @PapMoose
    @PapMoose Před 12 lety +11

    Zarbon: In the healing tank, I always thought you needed to be nude
    Appule: WHAT? Why would you think that...?
    Zarbon: you know.....to absorb all the healing juices

  • @babloo1666
    @babloo1666 Před 10 lety +30

    what about the "oh mys" those were hilarious

    • @MayaKawaguchi
      @MayaKawaguchi Před 10 lety +3

      I love those XD but those were suppose to be George Takei

    • @babloo1666
      @babloo1666 Před 10 lety +5

      Miso_Soup!Go "oh my!" lol :D

    • @MayaKawaguchi
      @MayaKawaguchi Před 10 lety

      babloo1666 xD

    • @Snuzuk
      @Snuzuk Před 10 lety +2

      Miso_Soup!Go My friends say that I can do the ''Oh my'' So perfectly xD

    • @MayaKawaguchi
      @MayaKawaguchi Před 10 lety +1

      Snuzuk I do it all the time xD

  • @gurvmlk
    @gurvmlk Před rokem +9

    Great transition from Zarbon's line after transformation, to Krillin saying that he drives a hard bargain.

  • @DragonSword227
    @DragonSword227 Před 10 lety +23

    Lets get you back to lord frieza, I need to... probe you for the information.

  • @peanutbutterwhite420
    @peanutbutterwhite420 Před 2 lety +10

    Zarbon is easiely one of my favorite abridged characters.

  • @noelgt101
    @noelgt101 Před 8 lety +14

    you know... to absorb all the healing juices... LMFAOOOO

  • @SmokerFace12
    @SmokerFace12 Před 12 lety +8

    I miss this scene:
    Krillin: Quack!
    Frieza: What the hell was that Zarbon?
    Zarbon: I believe that was the spaceduck sir

  • @AstroManX100
    @AstroManX100 Před 8 lety +30

    The amount of times Archer can say "Um, phrasing?" is through the roof. XD

  • @kitlexi5752
    @kitlexi5752 Před 10 lety +16

    omg..its almost 2 am and i got to 0:57 and just started laughing really loudly..

  • @MAnnaconduit1
    @MAnnaconduit1 Před 11 lety +9

    "too bad that Bardok was a dashing rogue"
    ..."What?"
    haahaha I love that

  • @kawaiiPASTA
    @kawaiiPASTA Před 9 lety +22

    Man I miss these characters in TFS. The Frieza saga had so much comedy gold. :'D

  • @tikko1023
    @tikko1023 Před rokem +6

    2:48
    Zarbon being a good ally 😂

  • @LightHawkAlchemist
    @LightHawkAlchemist Před 4 lety +5

    I didn't hear "Doesn't afraid of anything" in there

  • @megagundamva2694
    @megagundamva2694 Před 2 lety +12

    3:28 gets me Every Time

  • @Mr_Wholegrain
    @Mr_Wholegrain Před 11 lety +5

    "It's raining men!"
    "HALLELUJAH!"

  • @Blackwolfninja89
    @Blackwolfninja89 Před 5 lety +3

    Just don't play the Zarbon sexual innuendo drinking game because you will die from alcohol poisoning.

  • @NevanSlone
    @NevanSlone Před 2 lety +2

    “Are you going to come quietly? *Or do I have to make you Scream* “

  • @EternityEyes
    @EternityEyes Před 12 lety +3

    "It's raining men!" "Hallelujah!"
    I lost it.

  • @alaina5365
    @alaina5365 Před rokem +4

    “We’ll finish this conversation nevah.”
    SENT ME

  • @sarahsue123
    @sarahsue123 Před 9 lety +3

    Omg, the "Lord Frieza I wish to enter" didnt sound gay till it was by itself like that, friggin hilarious. TFS Zarbon is my fav

  • @cloak1408
    @cloak1408 Před 3 měsíci +1

    “Luckily we….what?” Lmao Appule was so shook 😂

  • @TheZamaron
    @TheZamaron Před rokem +2

    Seriously, this is masterfully all one long build up to a joke, the fact that Zarbon has a femenine kind of face, and gay stereotype voice and nearly everything he says is a gay sounding inuendo, builds up the idea of you thinking hes's gay, then eventually he mentions to Frieza about calling his girlfriend, impling he's not gay. ANd Frieza later saying "Girlfriend who I'm convinced is named CHuck." Implying that Zarbon seemed so Gay that Frieza can't mentally except the fact he might be straight. Great build up.

  • @PapMoose
    @PapMoose Před 12 lety +8

    "Ginyu! Hurry up, double time! Zarbon really screwed the pooch on this one! "Lord Frieza, Vegetas really giving us a pounding!" "Im coming Zarbon! quick, grab my balls!"

  • @chriscurry3410
    @chriscurry3410 Před 5 měsíci +2

    I'm just seeing this!!! 2024! This shit is hilarious with Zarbon's zesty arse! 😂😂😂

  • @EvieWingweaver13
    @EvieWingweaver13 Před 12 lety +5

    "Oh, no! That minion died! Could you go fix that? We'll continue this conversation never!"
    ROFLMAO!!!

  • @KRIMZONMEKANISM
    @KRIMZONMEKANISM Před 10 lety +6

    Zarbon: Lohd Frieza! Vegeta is really giving us a pounding!
    Frieza: I'm coming Zarbon! Quick! Grab my balls!

  • @AussieMuffin
    @AussieMuffin Před 11 lety +4

    The best of Zarbon. Every scene he's in.

  • @RathOfficial
    @RathOfficial Před 11 lety +3

    "Quick Zarbon, grab my balls!" LMFAO! Oh fuck, i lost it there. LMAO

  • @animeedits7931
    @animeedits7931 Před 2 lety +2

    After11 yrs😊

  • @Rujewitblood
    @Rujewitblood Před 12 lety +4

    The ' Lord Frieza I'd like to enter' is funniest, because you could miss it and if anyone else said it there'd be nothing wrong, but you just know when its Zarbon

  • @GodSlayerZac
    @GodSlayerZac Před 9 lety +4

    All of zarbon's moments are the best 😅

  • @GiordanDiodato
    @GiordanDiodato Před 7 lety +7

    "MY BUTT IS FLAMING!!!!!!!!"
    "...I miss Zarbon"

  • @MrUrkel0730
    @MrUrkel0730 Před 10 lety +8

    You know... to absorb all the... healing juices. ............................. XD

  • @HistoryandReviews
    @HistoryandReviews Před 8 lety +4

    The last joke was effing hilarious!!! " you thought I was single?"

  • @HeavyCavalryArcher
    @HeavyCavalryArcher Před 7 dny

    Zarbon, Mr. Popo and Super Kami Guru are the secret MVPs of this series.
    NAAAAIL. NAAAAAAAIL. NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL !!

  • @MJTRadio
    @MJTRadio Před 7 lety +4

    Holy shit, I love when Kaiserneko gets monstrous. They need an excuse for him to be that wicked sounding again.

  • @ntate123
    @ntate123 Před 13 lety +2

    @Reaper6913 The part after that was funnier.
    Vegeta: "You haven't really changed that much. You're just a lot less subtle--oh god!"

  • @mania2
    @mania2 Před 10 měsíci +1

    when zarbon says "this is sounding really gay" just, really throws everyone off

  • @watsg00dn199a
    @watsg00dn199a Před 9 lety +6

    I miss him

  • @BallisticDamages
    @BallisticDamages Před 12 lety +1

    "Oh no that minion died, could you go fix that, we'll continue this conversation never."

  • @number3stunner118
    @number3stunner118 Před 4 lety +1

    Came here for healing juices. Feeling better already

  • @Saleogri
    @Saleogri Před 13 lety

    lmfao thanks for makin this! been waiting for one xD

  • @kratal122
    @kratal122 Před 10 lety +4

    hahaha just noticed that the note Veteta left has an 'i' crossed out like he couldn't decide how to spell it

  • @BeybladeFables
    @BeybladeFables Před 8 lety +23

    why does zarbon look like James from Pokemon?

  • @toastcakez26644
    @toastcakez26644 Před 6 lety +1

    "you drive a hard bargain." "who drives it hard now."

  • @The_TipsE
    @The_TipsE Před 11 lety +2

    Well that means that every moment of Zarbon was his best

  • @rednidedni3875
    @rednidedni3875 Před 9 lety +2

    I love how they managed to give EVERYTHING he says a second, normal meaning.

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk Před rokem +4

      That's the great thing about Abridged Zarbon. The things he says are only dirty if your mind lets them be. Otherwise there's nothing wrong with a single one of his lines. In a literal sense, they're all relevant and coherent statements to what's happening, rather than being forced innuendos just to drive the joke home without coherency. It goes to show that they actually put care and thought into his lines, rather than just making him sound gay to sound gay.

    • @rednidedni3875
      @rednidedni3875 Před rokem

      @@gurvmlk Genuine question how the fuck did you find my comment lmao
      It has no thumbs up and is seven years old, it should be buried at the bottom of the pile

  • @Advertisekid1st
    @Advertisekid1st Před 13 lety

    This video deserve's a thumbs up definitely! =)

  • @pastelbow3046
    @pastelbow3046 Před 7 lety +2

    I love zarbon

  • @EvieWingweaver13
    @EvieWingweaver13 Před 12 lety +1

    ROFLMAO!!! This video NEVER gets old!!! X3

  • @joshawottva
    @joshawottva Před 5 lety +1

    "Ginyu! Hurry up, double timing. Zarbon really screwed the pooch on this one"

  • @rashan141
    @rashan141 Před 11 lety +1

    The Pink guy(girl?): "It's raining men..."
    Zarbon: "Hallejuyah!"
    I'd couldn't breath XD

  • @coolduke21
    @coolduke21 Před 2 lety +1

    Doesn’t afraid of anything indeed

  • @NarutoBunshin18
    @NarutoBunshin18 Před rokem +2

    Zarbon's girlfriend's name is Chuck, which is a reference to Legally Blonde. The gay pool boy pretending to be straight lover and who exposed himself by revealing Chuck is his boyfriend.

  • @hanyuu05
    @hanyuu05 Před 11 lety

    Cant wait to see the best of Dodoria!

  • @Captainspork2
    @Captainspork2 Před 12 lety +2

    Goku: ah my butt is on flaming!
    Freiza: man I miss zarbon...

  • @NeoNovastar
    @NeoNovastar Před 8 lety +1

    one of my FAVORITE jokes of the series

  • @TheXivu_Arath
    @TheXivu_Arath Před 4 měsíci

    When Dodoria goes “What?” always killed me lmao

  • @espadaparody
    @espadaparody Před 12 lety +1

    1:25 the best of zarbon this is one of my top 3 fav zarbon lines from tfs

  • @perfectcell2301
    @perfectcell2301 Před 6 lety +1

    zarbon is badass and he dosent afraid of anything

  • @ChanceSavvy
    @ChanceSavvy Před 9 lety +1

    Dadoria: It's raining men!
    Zarbon: hallelujah!

  • @davitalmonkey7387
    @davitalmonkey7387 Před 9 lety +2

    xD I love zarbon he's amazing!

  • @thecheshiercat9665
    @thecheshiercat9665 Před 9 lety +2

    Omg I love Zarbon lol XD

  • @TA---
    @TA--- Před 3 lety +1

    "As could I"

  • @diva1023344
    @diva1023344 Před 11 lety +1

    Zarbon: Too bad, and that Bardock was such a dashing rogue..
    Dodoria:.......What?

  • @LightSage89
    @LightSage89 Před 12 lety +1

    Zarbon has to be one of my favorite DBZ:TAS characters! LOL

  • @Darkstar263
    @Darkstar263 Před 11 lety

    I love how most of his quotes are innuendos.