TFS The Best Of Super Kami Guru

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  • @datzach1061
    @datzach1061 Před 7 lety +3813

    "Oh God...NATURAL LIGHT!"
    Every Gamer Ever-2016

  • @ObiWeebKenobi
    @ObiWeebKenobi Před 7 lety +2970

    "Do I look catholic to you" 😂

    • @Nisselak
      @Nisselak Před 7 lety +187

      That made me laugh, and I AM catholic

    • @despite-everything8144
      @despite-everything8144 Před 7 lety +11

      Nisselak hahahhahahahahahahahhah

    • @ARKOVZ
      @ARKOVZ Před 7 lety +81

      I'm Catholic and I approve Super Kami Gurus wisdom.

    • @mage_no_title
      @mage_no_title Před 6 lety +24

      Odd Strawberry “i am an aduuuuuuuuuuuulllllt”-super kami gruu

    • @UsamaKhan-kz2ln
      @UsamaKhan-kz2ln Před 6 lety +3

      I didn't get that.

  • @LaraGroll
    @LaraGroll Před 6 lety +1985

    "Nail, there's a albino namekian standing behind you....kill it like the rest"
    "Actually, I'm from earth"
    "......kill it like the rest!"

    • @skymaster8416
      @skymaster8416 Před 3 lety +50

      Were the albinos just humans

    • @johnnybraswetttwell7934
      @johnnybraswetttwell7934 Před 3 lety +18

      Goddamn had me cracking up all day today

    • @GabagoolGang
      @GabagoolGang Před 3 lety +12

      i cant keep a straight face while quoting that line I always crack up

    • @s-zz
      @s-zz Před 2 lety +1

      thanks doc

    • @rohitchaoji
      @rohitchaoji Před 8 měsíci +2

      @@skymaster8416 Probably, but it could also mean that they killed any Earth visitors in the past too.

  • @monkeydavis1
    @monkeydavis1 Před 3 lety +3195

    You’ve attained “legendary” status when your “best of” compilation is EVERY SCENE you’re in.
    We salute you, Super Kami Guru.

    • @Nomorectrax
      @Nomorectrax Před 3 lety +35

      OMG UR RIGHT😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @midnight_gmr8562
      @midnight_gmr8562 Před 3 lety +123

      "I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say"

    • @goldenhydreigon4727
      @goldenhydreigon4727 Před 3 lety +53

      Nappa 🤝 Super Kami Guru
      Being amazing in every scene they're in

    • @APrime25
      @APrime25 Před 3 lety +27

      @@goldenhydreigon4727 I love Napa, but Guru is an undefeated mood.

    • @ynorb9573
      @ynorb9573 Před 3 lety +4

      Mr super kami guru

  • @copopopocoporododoro
    @copopopocoporododoro Před 7 lety +3216

    'NAIIIL.. what does he want?'
    'He's asking how to use the Dragon Balls!'
    'Did you tell him to work the shaft?'
    'Yes Lord Guru!'
    'Good work Nail.'

    • @davidmurauski9586
      @davidmurauski9586 Před 7 lety +54

      One of the best lines

    • @annoyingdog7990
      @annoyingdog7990 Před 7 lety +115

      "I'll miss use my hand upside your head!"

    • @copopopocoporododoro
      @copopopocoporododoro Před 7 lety +109

      'Nail... prepare to retrieve the Dragon Ball...
      and the body.'

    • @The_Holier_Spirit
      @The_Holier_Spirit Před 7 lety +27

      just don't steal the tv... NAIIIIIIIIIL gather the rest of the dragon balls and wish for a plasma tv

    • @omegagilgamesh
      @omegagilgamesh Před 7 lety +48

      oliver neale
      Nail: how big of a TV?
      Guru: 72" plasma.
      Nail: Do you want 3D capability?
      Guru: NOOOOOO, that is a stupid f$#king gimmick AND EVERYONE KNOWS IIIIIITTTTTT!

  • @strangepigeon1711
    @strangepigeon1711 Před 7 lety +1734

    'i do not know what this Yamcha is, but it sounds dissapointing' xDDDD i died here

    • @azaruchiha5110
      @azaruchiha5110 Před 7 lety +6

      Puipuia Chawngte
      lmao same

    • @angeliacairo1565
      @angeliacairo1565 Před 6 lety +5

      Because yamcha is depressing

    • @cooldiego7
      @cooldiego7 Před 6 lety +13

      Who remembers when Yamaha was the strongest character

    • @androidplayz2523
      @androidplayz2523 Před 5 lety +11

      The Kfc Ranger
      No he was still weaker than goku even when goku was a child. He only lost to yamcha because he was hungry.

    • @maheruddinahmedalve1420
      @maheruddinahmedalve1420 Před 5 lety +2

      Yamcha should be a synonym for dissapointment.

  • @zenith8417
    @zenith8417 Před 5 lety +1552

    Guru: "Naaaiiilll...I saw a bird...It was pretty...Kick its ass."
    Android 16: "Negative, Nail. No birds will be harmed. Only Son Goku."
    Guru: "NAAAIIILLL."
    Nail: "What?"
    Guru: "Turn this "Goku" into a bird."

  • @novemBURRbby
    @novemBURRbby Před 6 lety +738

    “i’m about to misuse my hand upside your heeeeeeeead!”
    i’m gonna start using that 😂

    • @abhishekiyer1270
      @abhishekiyer1270 Před 3 lety +3

      @@ill_be_frank "Naillllll!!"

    • @srinitaaigaura
      @srinitaaigaura Před 2 lety +5

      The only way it would be better is if he said "I'm about to GRIEVOUSLY misuse my hand upside your head! "

  • @tylermiller444
    @tylermiller444 Před 8 lety +1654

    Title: the best of super kami guru
    Content: every second of SKG

  • @jajajinks1569
    @jajajinks1569 Před 7 lety +858

    "Mr. Guru sir, my friend Krillin told me that you can help us by touching me"
    Guru: "Do I look Catholic to you?"
    lmao

    • @starkiller1248
      @starkiller1248 Před 4 lety +37

      I need an adult

    • @andrew-coronel-9016
      @andrew-coronel-9016 Před 4 lety +49

      I AM AN ADULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @starkiller1248
      @starkiller1248 Před 4 lety +22

      @@andrew-coronel-9016 is it messed up that I read this in super kami guru's voice?

    • @andrew-coronel-9016
      @andrew-coronel-9016 Před 4 lety +8

      @@starkiller1248 I know and it sounds funny as I read it in Guru's.

    • @DemonDriver31
      @DemonDriver31 Před 3 lety +5

      Imagine if guru said do i look like a priest.

  • @tallstar513
    @tallstar513 Před 7 lety +562

    Frieza: How is he so fat!?
    Guru: Oh, Hello there, I'm Super Kami Guru, and I'm the person who's *NOT* judging you by your appearance.

    • @Codenamedragon2615
      @Codenamedragon2615 Před 3 lety +23

      Frieza had a good question though

    • @kaiserwanderer
      @kaiserwanderer Před 3 lety +3

      100th like.

    • @MrVariant
      @MrVariant Před 10 měsíci +1

      ​@@Codenamedragon261517:02 we even get closure from all the water and blame he threw around 😂

  • @mage_no_title
    @mage_no_title Před 6 lety +1030

    “Oh god. Global warming. NAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIILL!” I DIED ON THAT PART

  • @alexwwe2009
    @alexwwe2009 Před 8 lety +780

    best of guru=all of guru

  • @J99___
    @J99___ Před 8 lety +861

    "Sucks about your family dende"
    "We went over this"
    "U know who else lost their family... Batman"
    "Dadaddadadadadadadada DENDEEE"

    • @alexdeghost2729
      @alexdeghost2729 Před 8 lety +56

      Dendeee
      Guru
      Dendeeeee
      Nail's here
      Naaaaaaiiiiilllll

    • @Mn-9099
      @Mn-9099 Před 8 lety +4

      +AlexDeGhost Naiiiiil NAIIIIIIIIIIL I saw a fish

    • @mikeydfas9
      @mikeydfas9 Před 8 lety +11

      +Mn 9099 naiiiil I saw a bird. It was pretty. Kicks its ass

    • @mistaisnotamused3285
      @mistaisnotamused3285 Před 8 lety

      +mikeydfas9 do care to repeat that you son of a bitch?! android 16

    • @masterkent1
      @masterkent1 Před 7 lety +9

      Man i would love to see android 16 react to guru when he said that

  • @gabrielrivera8278
    @gabrielrivera8278 Před 5 lety +57

    "I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon.... Would be a reaaaal dick move to die right now"
    **proceeds to croak and die** 😂

  • @64natan
    @64natan Před 5 lety +133

    Nail: "Sir, we.. Uh.. We don't have a Television."
    Super Kami Guru:"Nail, gather the rest of the Dragon Balls and wish for a Plasma TV."
    Nail: "Lord Guru, that would be a grievious misuse of their powers."
    Super Kami Guru: "I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head."

  • @wessltov
    @wessltov Před 7 lety +663

    Even Vegeta was disturbed by how the Namekians killed Super Kami Guru

  • @JasonShard
    @JasonShard Před 7 lety +479

    SuperKamiGuru- Oh oh Right I stopped my heart for a couple minutes there, OH GOD GLOBAL WARMING NAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL-

    • @jacklgamez
      @jacklgamez Před 6 lety +10

      Lordendermen NNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLĹLLLL

    • @justingg5118
      @justingg5118 Před 5 lety +4

      Never gets old 😂😂

  • @MarcosSilva-hk9pv
    @MarcosSilva-hk9pv Před 3 lety +117

    Guru's death was brilliant. Screaming Nail till the end.

  • @arialblade1224
    @arialblade1224 Před 4 lety +568

    “I need an adult...”
    “I AMM AN ADULTTTT!”
    This gets me every time 😂

  • @TheDsncurry
    @TheDsncurry Před 8 lety +1644

    Still the funniest Abridged character.. Runner up is Nappa.

    • @bluejay8712
      @bluejay8712 Před 8 lety +87

      I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say

    • @codnews42m26
      @codnews42m26 Před 8 lety +13

      +Lohgan Joseph in funny category 1 nappa 2 guru 3 popo

    • @mistaisnotamused3285
      @mistaisnotamused3285 Před 8 lety +6

      +Rated- M why did u put the rapist in the list?! put goku or the insane vegeta

    • @liquidsleepgames3661
      @liquidsleepgames3661 Před 7 lety +6

      idk cell can give guru a run for his money

    • @ibbyshaheeed7991
      @ibbyshaheeed7991 Před 7 lety +5

      I hope they have ghost nappa and ghost guru skits together

  • @hxcvocalist
    @hxcvocalist Před 7 lety +338

    I sawwww a bird... it was pretty. Kick its aassss!

  • @zelectrode3337
    @zelectrode3337 Před 5 lety +86

    Kami: NAIL! I saw a bird... It was pretty... Kick it's ass...
    Nail: **exasperated sigh**

    • @kamentrainerhorn2073
      @kamentrainerhorn2073 Před 3 lety

      Good thing 16 was still asleep and off-planet. Otherwise, he might have almost rewrote his program to target Super Kami Guru.

  • @XardionZ
    @XardionZ Před rokem +63

    "I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon.
    ...would be a _real_ dick move to die right now..."
    Kills me every time.

  • @LithiumThiefMusic
    @LithiumThiefMusic Před 7 lety +1771

    naaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiilllll... NAAAAAAAAAAIIIILLLLL!!!

  • @TheRealBitterbub
    @TheRealBitterbub Před 7 lety +1836

    My favorite line in the series, that I really feel is super unappreciated:
    Dende: "I know of one person...he is said to have led our people through the great drought. It was said to be terrible."
    Gohan: "The drought?"
    Dende: "No...."

    • @lazthaswag443
      @lazthaswag443 Před 5 lety +8

      TheRealBitterbub I never understood it

    • @THENemesisXX99
      @THENemesisXX99 Před 5 lety +184

      @@lazthaswag443 He's referring to the genocide of the albino namekians

    • @Basch152
      @Basch152 Před 4 lety +240

      @@THENemesisXX99 no, he's referring to guru's absurd personality, it was terrible being led through the drought by him

    • @THENemesisXX99
      @THENemesisXX99 Před 4 lety +32

      @@Basch152 That makes no sense since its implied to be an event that happened long ago and Dende hadn't met Guru at this point. Not to mention he used the word it instead of he. So he was referring to an event not a person.

    • @Basch152
      @Basch152 Před 4 lety +70

      @@THENemesisXX99how do you not follow what is being said?
      dende didn't say it was terrifying for him, he says "it is said that it was terrifying", so what you said makes literally no sense.
      they're CLEARLY making a joke about it being terrifying because of guru's personality

  • @causemedic9604
    @causemedic9604 Před 6 lety +144

    17:20 This was definitely my favorite part, just the way he screams Nail out. xD

  • @qinjikofoxx5580
    @qinjikofoxx5580 Před rokem +47

    I still find it hilarious how even Frieza appreciates how good of a snap-back "Did you try working the shaft?" is. One of the few moments where even TFS Frieza is actually pretty chill.

  • @ColonelBragg
    @ColonelBragg Před 7 lety +2387

    I feel like this is how Akira Toriyama would have preferred to portray this entire series

    • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
      @TheAllSeeingEye2468 Před 4 lety +72

      you think he watched this series?

    • @davidlarkin1040
      @davidlarkin1040 Před 4 lety +149

      @@TheAllSeeingEye2468 he is the one who allowed it to be uploaded, so I think so.

    • @Secret_Takodachi
      @Secret_Takodachi Před 4 lety +159

      If there's any justice in the world someone will show him TFS's so he can give them official permission to make their DBZA series if they ever wanted to un-cancel their ending of the series.

    • @Nomorectrax
      @Nomorectrax Před 3 lety +17

      @@davidlarkin1040 wait Fr
      Toryiyama allowed them
      So y didn’t they continue the series

    • @gionylemus7180
      @gionylemus7180 Před 3 lety +44

      @@Nomorectrax They can still make Abridged Episodes... they were struggling to make good comedic episodes... like BoJack they have that movie done it’s just not good or funny to them

  • @HinataElyonToph
    @HinataElyonToph Před 8 lety +643

    oh god. NATURAL LIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!

    • @bluejay8712
      @bluejay8712 Před 8 lety +34

      GOOD LORD! I was lead to believe your species survived entorely in water! How is he so FAT?!

    • @HinataElyonToph
      @HinataElyonToph Před 8 lety +27

      +Mr. Fan of everything Oh, hello, I'm Super Kami Guru, and I'm the guy who's NOT judging you on your appearance

    • @HinataElyonToph
      @HinataElyonToph Před 8 lety +6

      +Mr. Fan of everything Oh, hello, I'm Super Kami Guru, and I'm the guy who's NOT judging you on your appearance

    • @mrmeeseeks6023
      @mrmeeseeks6023 Před 7 lety +14

      GLOBAL WARMING!?!? NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @petarjukic7678
      @petarjukic7678 Před 7 lety +7

      *NAAAAIIIIILLLLL

  • @Reality-Distortion
    @Reality-Distortion Před 5 lety +237

    I can't wait to be 70+, call my grandson screaming his name on whole house like an idiot, tell him that I saw bird on sky... that's all you can go back, follow that with "I always wanted to do that", he asks "tf why?" and finish with... "sit down grandson, imma tell you a story". And at the next day I'll ask him why the fuck aren't you still at least at 30 episode of DBZA?

    • @parker469a
      @parker469a Před 2 lety +9

      I showed this to my nephew and he seemed to love it but he also seemed to love Salad Fingers but then it started getting really dark so I turn it off.

    • @zerekbasch9988
      @zerekbasch9988 Před 2 lety +3

      @@parker469a my guy. Like I know we watched salad fingers when we were little but look where it got us

    • @toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917
      @toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917 Před 2 lety

      You can tell him that it was pretty and he need to kick its ass

    • @kakroom3407
      @kakroom3407 Před 6 měsíci

      Naiiiiil!!! Have you finished the Celllll arc yet?

  • @smokeyBREWER
    @smokeyBREWER Před rokem +80

    This dude cracks me up. This how you voice a character. I hate that he's only in this saga.

    • @thugvida
      @thugvida Před rokem +10

      They bring him back in HFIL. He makes Raditz his new Nail 😅

    • @smokeyBREWER
      @smokeyBREWER Před rokem +1

      @@thugvida 😂😂😂

  • @trevormaxwell933
    @trevormaxwell933 Před 8 lety +981

    Wait so Guru Stopped breathing and died just to be an A-hole? That's hilarious...*And we will quote everything he says!*

    • @MrSenorJr
      @MrSenorJr  Před 8 lety +26

      Yeah, everyone in the comments quote him lol

    • @charlezard5579
      @charlezard5579 Před 8 lety +12

      +Alex I Gaming nàaaaaaiiiiiiiiiilllllllll I saw a bird

    • @trevormaxwell933
      @trevormaxwell933 Před 8 lety +10

      Charles Wright It was pretty.

    • @charlezard5579
      @charlezard5579 Před 8 lety +10

      +LSSJ OrangeLightning kick its ass

    • @jasondarkflame4948
      @jasondarkflame4948 Před 8 lety +15

      +Charles Wright naaaaaiiiilll. I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek.

  • @jacobm8242
    @jacobm8242 Před 7 lety +860

    Oh god, he's been reborn in Dende

    • @yukineswan
      @yukineswan Před 7 lety +311

      No... Super Kami Dende.

    • @valmaxianelvengod
      @valmaxianelvengod Před 7 lety +28

      yukineswan think I'll stick with Little Green

    • @MatheusHenrique-hr5vz
      @MatheusHenrique-hr5vz Před 7 lety +12

      Valmaxian Elven God *slap you*

    • @jacobm8242
      @jacobm8242 Před 7 lety +6

      When your reply gets almost twice as many likes as my comment xD

    • @krypton7900
      @krypton7900 Před 6 lety +18

      Dende should treat Krillin as his nail
      KRILLLLLLLLLLLINNNNNN!!!! I saw a bird, it was pretty kick it's ass

  • @aesops.anime_tail
    @aesops.anime_tail Před 5 lety +104

    15:42 I can't stop replaying!! I'm dead!

  • @Acs5707
    @Acs5707 Před 5 lety +28

    “I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE! NOW CLEAN MY JOWLS!”

  • @cantthinkofagoodnameforthi1645

    Super Kami Guru: Nail! There is an albino namekian behind you...kill it like the rest.
    Krillin: Uh, actually...I'm from earth.
    Super Kami Guru: .......kill it like the rest.

  • @johnnyadams6783
    @johnnyadams6783 Před 7 lety +259

    Super Kami Guru : "Now show him the spirit of Namek"
    Nail : Yes, sir ! Follow me! [to Freeza]
    Super Kami Guru : Fool, If I had trained him in the new way, he might have stood a chance.
    LOOOOL

    • @srinitaaigaura
      @srinitaaigaura Před 2 lety +8

      This line deserves the Nobel Prize in literature.

  • @VanadiumVoxel
    @VanadiumVoxel Před 2 lety +62

    3:10 - Arguably his best line

    • @kalebflynn3951
      @kalebflynn3951 Před rokem +11

      I have a bitch of an itch on my left as cheak😂

  • @v10l3t40
    @v10l3t40 Před 5 lety +48

    "It was me" "How?!" "I drank it!" "What?!?!" "HOW DO YOU THINK I GOT SO FAT?!"

  • @Madridy1996
    @Madridy1996 Před 8 lety +119

    "I'm about to misuse my hand over your head", this one killed me......
    I use it everyday with my friends

  • @ScrungleGaming
    @ScrungleGaming Před 7 lety +290

    Guru: yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't really like any of you. Except him.
    *kid crushed by dragonball*
    Guru: HAHAHAHAHaHa- oh god actually dying this time!

  • @acceclayborne2710
    @acceclayborne2710 Před 5 lety +64

    Guru : dende how's it feel to be the bronze medal? "
    Dende : like everyone I know and love is dead
    Guru :
    Every party needs a prooper that's why they invited you party pooper, party pooper,
    Nail : lord guru
    Guru : why are you still here!!!!!!!!?
    Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😅🤣

  • @scarletbullet7945
    @scarletbullet7945 Před 4 lety +51

    4:02
    "I'm about to misuse my hand upside your Head"
    Kill me now lol

  • @olveiraricardo
    @olveiraricardo Před 7 lety +550

    Guru: See? this is why we need TV!
    Dende: Why?
    Guru: NANANANANANANANA DENDEEEE. NANANANANANANANA DENDEEEEE, DENDEEEE
    Dende: Guru...
    Guru: DENDEEE
    Dende: Nail's here...
    Guru: *NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL*

  • @UrSammich
    @UrSammich Před 7 lety +1632

    I wonder what would have happened if Piccolo fused with Guru.

    • @syndromeofadowns
      @syndromeofadowns Před 7 lety +259

      a season and a half

    • @cowboycolts
      @cowboycolts Před 7 lety +261

      Luckygirl well Guru is the last of the original namekians, so when he was younger, and I mean MUCH younger he was most likely around the same strength as the Nameless Namekian, so he would probably be around the strength of semi-perfect Cell, and fussing with Kami he could of possibly take on Perfect Cell

    • @jahmeergordy205
      @jahmeergordy205 Před 7 lety +71

      Luckygirl he'd be full God.

    • @JohnDoeTheGoodGuy
      @JohnDoeTheGoodGuy Před 7 lety +91

      Piccolo would most likely have around the same strength as Perfect Cell if he fused with Guru, in addition to Kami and Nail.

    • @queencyrys6309
      @queencyrys6309 Před 7 lety +170

      Powerful, but he'd have to live with Guru's voice in his head as well as Nail and Kami.

  • @CrimsoNolf
    @CrimsoNolf Před 9 měsíci +8

    "NAAAAAAIL come and MAAAAAAAIL this for me"

  • @doc_hummer7089
    @doc_hummer7089 Před 4 lety +43

    I love how they improve Guru’s voice.

  • @iqua6920
    @iqua6920 Před 7 lety +656

    if only we could see guru's reaction to super kami dende

    • @iqua6920
      @iqua6920 Před 7 lety +27

      yes sooooo true

    • @Brugar18
      @Brugar18 Před 7 lety +91

      NAIL, I shall henceforth be known as. SUPER MEGA KAMI GURU

    • @jessebrown6403
      @jessebrown6403 Před 7 lety +14

      Brugar18 Can I call you Guru for short?

    • @stephenskinner7207
      @stephenskinner7207 Před 7 lety +14

      I think they might be the same entity.

    • @ramgudur8470
      @ramgudur8470 Před 6 lety +9

      Brugar18 SUPER KAMI MEGA DENDE GURU

  • @DragonSlayerKillX
    @DragonSlayerKillX Před 7 lety +546

    Guru VS Popo would be a close match. Guru hasn't shown his full power yet.

    • @hasturxix
      @hasturxix Před 7 lety +56

      Blox CrafterFTW Lord Popo would probably use Pecking Order to win.

    • @DragonSlayerKillX
      @DragonSlayerKillX Před 7 lety +35

      Nah. They're secretly twins and Guru is the stronger one, but doesn't like showing his power like Popo.

    • @EmenussGOamazing
      @EmenussGOamazing Před 7 lety +13

      you know
      nappa doesn't like to show off

    • @tipahmazlibengaltiger2763
      @tipahmazlibengaltiger2763 Před 7 lety +16

      Blox CrafterFTW ummm no one wins....they both get soms toast and a plasma tv

    • @Phil9874
      @Phil9874 Před 6 lety +13

      I feel like they would just get into a trash talking contest.

  • @m.f.m.8290
    @m.f.m.8290 Před 4 lety +28

    He says "the son of Katat has passed", then later when Dende says Katat to Frieza it means "Douche" lol

  • @sarahwatkins4520
    @sarahwatkins4520 Před 3 lety +23

    Frieza: Good Lord!! I was led to believe your species survived entirely on water. HOW IS HE SO FAT?!
    Guru: Hello. I'm Super Kami Guru, and I'm the guy who's not judging you on your appearance.
    Makes me laugh every time 🤣

  • @silverchicken20
    @silverchicken20 Před 8 lety +249

    Every party needs a pooper. That's why they invited you

  • @andrewthefanboy1640
    @andrewthefanboy1640 Před 8 lety +608

    He is hilarious and we will quote everything he says!

  • @linkedwinters
    @linkedwinters Před 4 lety +35

    Best lines of this series:
    "NAAAAIIIIIL"
    That is all.

    • @mega6662
      @mega6662 Před 3 lety

      And “DAMMIT NAPPA!!!”?

  • @knotabot9370
    @knotabot9370 Před rokem +5

    He died as he lived…
    NNNNAAAAIIIILLLLL!!!!!

  • @modx2537
    @modx2537 Před 7 lety +365

    I'm Super Kami Guru and you will quote everything i say.

    • @ac3b1s
      @ac3b1s Před 7 lety +9

      Yes sir

    • @jansensatterfield1720
      @jansensatterfield1720 Před 7 lety +2

      I'm Super Kami Guru and you will quote everything i say.

    • @9moneyjay
      @9moneyjay Před 7 lety

      Mod X super kami guru approves

    • @loganhenderson4618
      @loganhenderson4618 Před 7 lety +1

      Mod X Mod dadadadadadadada dendaeeee

    • @alexanders2669
      @alexanders2669 Před 7 lety

      Mod X Mod "I'm Super Kami Guru and you will quote everything i say." -Super Kami Guru.

  • @markmartinez6317
    @markmartinez6317 Před 7 lety +168

    Every party needs a pooper thats why they invited you. Party poooper. Party poooper

    • @redeemedrevan1164
      @redeemedrevan1164 Před 7 lety +1

      Mark Martinez Lord Guru...

    • @SwagDoritos
      @SwagDoritos Před 7 lety +12

      Why are you still hereeeeeee???

    • @dreamlandnetwork4428
      @dreamlandnetwork4428 Před 7 lety +6

      Nail NNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @zprismman4663
    @zprismman4663 Před 6 lety +32

    "Do I look catholic to you"
    My favorite line

    • @adrianrios6128
      @adrianrios6128 Před 9 měsíci +1

      “Sir I think he means that he wants you to release his hidden potential.”

  • @anarrivingwingedhussar9692
    @anarrivingwingedhussar9692 Před 2 lety +22

    “BIG GREEEN GET IN HERE” amazing 😂😂😂

  • @KingFlashXL
    @KingFlashXL Před 8 lety +897

    Super Kami Guru: "NAIIILLLL do we have a visitor?"
    Nail: Yes Sir!
    Super Kami Guru: Naiiillll, take his coat.
    Frieza: I don't have a coat..
    Nail: He doesn't have a coat sir, and I think this is the man who basically killed our entire race.
    Super Kami Guru: Nail, don't take his coat...
    ALL HAIL SUPER KAMI GURU OR NAIL WONT TAKE YOUR COAT

  • @ErgoNihil
    @ErgoNihil Před 7 lety +365

    this should be a try not to laugh challenge

  • @marquisharris8539
    @marquisharris8539 Před 4 lety +17

    "That would be a grievous missuse of their power"
    "I'm about to missuse this hand upside your head"

    • @srinitaaigaura
      @srinitaaigaura Před 2 lety

      It would be even funnier if he said grieviously misuse... 😂

  • @gamerboss5116
    @gamerboss5116 Před 5 lety +15

    I love how when Guru is talking about Krillin's secret potential, the Metroid Prime 2 intro played in the background. 4:10

  • @Schenkel101
    @Schenkel101 Před 7 lety +468

    "I stopped my heart for a couple minutes there. Oh, god. *Global warming? NOOOOOO!*"

  • @atomiccrush6207
    @atomiccrush6207 Před 7 lety +402

    Frieza: I'll be back for you later slug.
    Guru:Leave my brother out of this!

    • @misterdj6671
      @misterdj6671 Před 2 lety +1

      Can't believe I didn't didn't get it till just now

  • @demi-femme4821
    @demi-femme4821 Před 2 lety +13

    "Do I look Catholic to you?"
    That's horrible, I love it.

  • @summergracezuniga6839
    @summergracezuniga6839 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Rest in peace Akira Toriyama

  • @ac3b1s
    @ac3b1s Před 7 lety +164

    Hush Nail, I am speaking for you.. :D

  • @geminacer
    @geminacer Před 7 lety +201

    Best of guru... More like every scene he is in. Thats how good this character was.

  • @layfontaicho7270
    @layfontaicho7270 Před 10 měsíci +5

    bro i swear super kami guru one of the best characters in abridged after vegeta ofc

  • @FChaudhary
    @FChaudhary Před 5 lety +17

    "I saw a bird. It was pretty. Kick its ass."
    - Super Kami Guru

  • @estellariley5334
    @estellariley5334 Před 7 lety +202

    you know why Dende was not scared of Mr. Popo? Because he was used to this guy.

  • @rogerharmon3745
    @rogerharmon3745 Před 8 lety +143

    12:45 "did you tell him to work the shaft?" best line ever!!!!

    • @bluejay8712
      @bluejay8712 Před 8 lety +8

      Frieza: Well I require some "technical assistance". I've aquired what you people refer to as "dragon balls", but I'm having some trouble getting them to do what I want. Nail: Did ya TRY working the shaft? Frieza: *pissed* Classy.

    • @rogerharmon3745
      @rogerharmon3745 Před 8 lety +11

      Nail: Well sir if your having a problem with our customer support you can call 1(800)EAT-A-DICK. Guru: WE DONT EVEN HAVE THOSE!!!! XD

    • @yowatchie
      @yowatchie Před rokem +1

      The genuine appreciation for Nail.

  • @whitewidow555
    @whitewidow555 Před 4 lety +19

    "I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head." I love that line. I wanna be like this when I get old

  • @JaggedBird
    @JaggedBird Před 3 lety +16

    "I saw a bird...it was pretty...kick it's ass."
    Gets me every. goddamn. time!

  • @Giga-GOD
    @Giga-GOD Před 8 lety +41

    "I'll call you Big Green!"
    "Call me that again and I'll snap your neck!"
    "Big Greeen, get in here!"

  • @mahakgupta6677
    @mahakgupta6677 Před 7 lety +644

    how can guru see a bird and a fish with his eyes closed????

  • @Thiccmcwhopper
    @Thiccmcwhopper Před 6 lety +16

    Nail: did you try working the shaft
    Freiza: classy
    Guru: what does he want!
    Nail: he's asking how to use the DragonBalls
    Guru: Did you tell him to work the shaft
    Nail: yes lord guru
    Guru: good work nail

  • @doraeguyakaneddie6586
    @doraeguyakaneddie6586 Před 2 lety +5

    7:23 Krillin is weirdly excited about that

  • @misspirateemiwan
    @misspirateemiwan Před 7 lety +172

    Do I look catholic to you ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @TheOscar980
    @TheOscar980 Před 7 lety +142

    "I do not know what this yamcha is but it sounds disappointing" hahah got me dying 😂😂😂

  • @SuperKamiGuru831
    @SuperKamiGuru831 Před 4 lety +8

    "Big green!, get in here!"
    "What is it lord guru"
    "I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek"

  • @octavio.santos
    @octavio.santos Před 7 měsíci +3

    "Nail, prepare to retrieve the Dragon Ball... and the body".

  • @neonsquid8841
    @neonsquid8841 Před 8 lety +322

    NAAAAAAAAAAIL!!!!!!!!!

    • @venomthesymbiote2310
      @venomthesymbiote2310 Před 8 lety +5

      Nail: what is Lord guru?

    • @neonsquid8841
      @neonsquid8841 Před 8 lety +4

      I saw a fish.......that is all you can go back outside now

    • @venomthesymbiote2310
      @venomthesymbiote2310 Před 8 lety +1

      Nail: 'goes back outside" oh god this so horribly dull i wish something Excity would happen i dont care what it is

    • @Mn-9099
      @Mn-9099 Před 8 lety +8

      +Fluffle Candy NAIIIIIL I saw a bird kick its ass

    • @venomthesymbiote2310
      @venomthesymbiote2310 Před 8 lety +3

      Nail: ugh.....

  • @draken7135
    @draken7135 Před 7 lety +81

    guru "nail naaaiillll naaaaiiiiillll"
    piccolo "i think he's looking 4 u"
    nail "do not tell him im HERE"
    guru "nail i can sense yooouuu"
    nail "do not make eye contact"

  • @HellStamp
    @HellStamp Před 4 lety +24

    I've watched this so many times and yet still laugh so much. Its just so well done.

  • @energyhammer2342
    @energyhammer2342 Před 4 lety +22

    My spirit animal is super Kami guru
    "Oh god natural light"

  • @lordfinchness
    @lordfinchness Před 8 lety +288

    "Best of Super Kami Guru" so..... Every moment with Super Kami Guru

  • @haydensmith6791
    @haydensmith6791 Před 7 lety +307

    Wouldn't it be great if this were a full on sitcom? Three's Company ft. Nail, Dende and Guru. Just the three of them. And Guru's endless abusing of the Dragon Balls, Nail trying to keep him in control, and Dende secretly plotting to take over the world.

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 Před 7 lety +18

      Hayden Smith
      And Vegeta dropping by occasionally to ruin the party

    • @zagrrocks00aj29
      @zagrrocks00aj29 Před 5 lety +2

      Omg that’ll probably be my favorite show!!! 😂😂😂

    • @bbgunz1705
      @bbgunz1705 Před 5 lety +2

      @@zagrrocks00aj29 Agreed. Someone make it happen! NAAAIL, make this show happen!

    • @RenegadeGamer89
      @RenegadeGamer89 Před 7 měsíci

      Yeah call it "Two And A Half Namekians.......And Dende And Naaaaaaiiilllllll"

  • @JakeB323
    @JakeB323 Před 3 lety +17

    I love how He’s the evil half😂

  • @nicktomlinson6140
    @nicktomlinson6140 Před 4 lety +5

    Fool. If I had trained him in the new way, he might've stood a chance.

  • @BoRaiChoWins
    @BoRaiChoWins Před 7 lety +362

    I don't know what this Yamcha is but it sounds disappointing.

  • @skyfoxofchaos9517
    @skyfoxofchaos9517 Před 7 lety +163

    "OH GOD NATURAL LIGHT"
    me after i get done fighting final form mira

    • @djmckendry4992
      @djmckendry4992 Před 7 lety +1

      The elite Squadron jeez man that fight wasn't hard

    • @skyfoxofchaos9517
      @skyfoxofchaos9517 Před 7 lety

      DJ mckendry i was level 48 when i was fighting him with my saiyain character but then i created a freiza form character and by time i got to him i was lvl 75 so i bet him withen 10 mins

    • @dawnbreaker4217
      @dawnbreaker4217 Před 4 lety

      I had a freiza race character, I forget the level at the time but I tell the very first time I went up against him, that f"ckbag was hard

    • @nathanjones8475
      @nathanjones8475 Před 4 lety

      Me after extreme malice

    • @nataliejohnson7379
      @nataliejohnson7379 Před 3 lety

      Me after trying em 20 for the thirtyith time

  • @Francisco-fw5fe
    @Francisco-fw5fe Před 3 lety +17

    I legit want a sitcom between these two

  • @BuzzlightyearinactionSaSenado

    4:45 "I don't know what this yamcha is but it sounds disappointing" kills me every time

  • @hamzahassanaly4683
    @hamzahassanaly4683 Před 7 lety +88

    Naiiiiiiiiiil ! Naaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiil ! I saw a fish. That's all
    Naiiiiiiiiil ! I saw a bird. It was pretty.
    Naaaaaaaaaail ! Stop making out with your boyfrieeend !
    Nanananana Dende ! Dende ! Dende ! (Nail's here) Naaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiil !
    Super Kami Guru is the most hilarious character of DBZ Abridged, I laugh E-VERY-TIME

  • @JustSeaN__
    @JustSeaN__ Před 8 lety +94

    NAIL! STOP MAKING OUT WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND! I CAN HEAR IT FROM HERE! IT SOUNDS LIKE-*slopping sounds*

  • @InfraredGod
    @InfraredGod Před 5 lety +11

    Guru in anime: I love Namek and it's people. Guru in Abridged: Screw earthlings, screw my people, FREEZA CAN GO DIE AND BURN IN HELL!!!

  • @thehaloscrolls391
    @thehaloscrolls391 Před 4 lety +13

    “I have a bitch of an inch on my left ass che-“
    That line had me laughing for hours