Zarbons Day Off
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- čas přidán 7. 05. 2023
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Frieza gives Zarbon a day off from his duties, however, he struggles to come to terms with this situation.
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Zarbon gets that screen time you've all been asking for.
note: Ill never ask you to contact me, be aware of scams.
Yes siiiiir
Zarbon deserves his own show.
Oki doki sir and hope your good
zarbon noises in the distance
*audible zarbon moan*
Kermit: "Never be so loyal that you betray yourself."
The wisest words of a frog
That actually is a good statement
Damn that's deep
That's actually quite profound.
Amen brother!
Could you elaborate on that?
"Never be so loyal that you betray yourself"
... Damn, that was deep Kermit
*Zarbon moans*
That's what Zarbon Said😏😈!
Zarbon is about to be deeper
For real that quote really hit hard, If I had a guess it feels like the episode was written around that line as a little reminder.
So deep that all the toys now fit.
"Bartender 6 bottles of lube please" that bartender was ready 😂
my headcanon is the bartender is Taka.
He's the kind of bartender to always have a box on standby
OHHHHHHHO!
And then he moaned, which was what Kermit said to do to if he needed him back. I'm sure we all know what happened next.
Cell: RUN, Zarbon getting serious. He packing lube
why would the bartender of all people be carrying LUBE?!!!!!
The DAU can't afford Zarbon having a day off.
Yha
the lube budget just cant handle him
Maybe, but sometimes, you need to take time for yourself
@@buttAttack, the lube industry is dependent on him. Zarbon can bust a nut faster than the speed of sound. Lube technology hasn't advanced this quickly since the Greeks discovered olive oil.
He'd milk the universe bone dry *zarbon noises*
"Never be so loyal that you betray yourself."
Holy shit, dude. That hits HARD.
*insert Zarbon moan*
@@orangestapler8729 Read it again and reflect.
@@orangestapler8729 Basically, it's good to be loyal to your friends, but not to the point that you don't take time to take care of yourself.
@@orangestapler8729 What I mean is that the advice hits different. "Don't be blinded by loyalty."
@@orangestapler8729 When you experience something that conveys a different emotion. Or, that thing is a special or unique example of something. Like how the advice Kermit gave Zarbon is something that many people can relate to.
Nobody thought to tell Zarbon that Freeza giving him the day off is a sign that he cares.
You think frieza would care about his men?
@@swapmarioyt64 given that DAU Freeza was chill enough with them to give them "Ningen passes" once he achieved Black Freeza, he certainly has a soft spot for them.
There is only so much bullshit a man can be filled with
@@dreamcream3738 ahh i see what you did there, smart move
Care is a strong word.
We need more episodes featuring Zarbon!!! Please!!!!
for the love of god yes lol
I smell a part 2 coming up.
"Namek after dark" exists
theres the intro
"Never be so loyal that you betray yourself."
...Man, that's a really good piece of life advice.
69th like 😏
“Never be so loyal you betray yourself” that’s actually some good ass advice
You know it's times like these I remember what Kermit the Frog is truly all about. Thanks for the reminder, Artemis.
I came for the funny’s and the fan service, now I’m leaving with a moral life lesson. This is weird but I approve
So everyone here is going to ignore the fact that the bartender HAS 6 bottles of LUBE at the ready. 😂
Zarbon is probably a regular after work
Popo laughs that you think there's only 6...
I don´t
Are we going to ignore that hitler is in the back round or am I crazy?
Valid point there. 😅
That moan never gets old XD
😫😫😫😫
Never will
Auuuuuuuueehh heh
"Never be so loyal, that you betrayal yourself."
Sometimes I forget how wise Kermit can be.
Zarbon's expressions in this vid were insanely good for some reason. Glad I randomly hanced on the premier
This is the fan service we needed
Can’t lie zarbon kinda bad tho
I still love the women of the DAU. They looking good and i love them, even if they only get treated like eye candy.
@@adamz.5844 but zarbon though
@@LoganTheWeeb11 I love Zarbon as well, but the women take first place for me. He can be our homie-sexual.
@@adamz.5844wedges
Damn, six bottles? Are you sure that's enough?
well the night is young
😫😫😫
It's a start
Aren't you gonna ask him why?
@@2stepjoey Never ask Zarbon why, because he will show you.
"Never Be So Loyal That you Betray yourself " that cut us deep and in a way I never thought
" He's your friend" I'm crying. I needed that laugh after work. Thank you!
And that mf walked away hella fast😭😭That was what got me
You'd think Freeza would know better by now to choose better wording when talking to Zarbon XD
Kermit: "Cell can't always be at the arena making videos! So sometimes he comes here and starts fights with randos!"
Rex With A Mustache: *looks at Cell* "Fight me!"
Ah, classic.
I just fucking love how your channel continues to thrive seems like it was just yesterday where a red echidna was spitting on the most perfect being to exist.
Do you know de way?
I know it may sound weird, but I can kinda relate to Zarbon here.
No one is judging you for the Lube don't worry
It almost feels like the beginning of a "Zarbon personal growth" arc... I'm not sure what part will be growing the most though.
That smile on Zarbon’s face tells me he’s ready to get after it.
This humor will never get old
2:13 *THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT!!! THAT'S WHY HE'S MVP!!!*
Just enough time to pack a bowl 💀
CALIFORNIA:
We like you! 🫵😄🥹😚😎🇺🇸
Without Zarbon we wouldn't have as much of a laugh as we usually do.
It's only 6 bottles of lube cause there wasn't enough in the budget for Devil Artemis to animate the rest
0:30 I LITERALLY DID THE SAME THING AS FRIEZA SAID IT
-im fukin ded-
0:18 mood
Zarbon taking a day off is shock by itself
Technically Frieza gave him the day off he didn't really ask
The way frieza repeats "but my Lord"
0:31 that smile sus go to church zarbon
That was awesome. It was cool to see more of zarbon.
"Never be so loyal that you betray yourself."
Came for the funny. Left with the deep feelz.
Eughhh!! Seriously, we need more Zarbon episodes.
"Never be so loyal that you betray yourself" Wise words, Kermit. Wise words..
"Never be so loyal that you betray yourself." I came here for laughs, but instead I received wisdom. 1:45 💯
0:38 everybody missed that TikTok joke
One might call this the Perfect Day Off.
Give it up for Devil Artemis, for somehow making a Zarbon video and mental health PSA at the same time!
I want zarbon as my notification alert. Rapid texts will be funny
Make sure to have it on Silent when in school or work for obvious reasons
Oh for the love of zeno , GET THIS MAN TO 1 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS IT'S BEEN YEARS HE DESERVES IT.
How can Zarbon even have a day off?!? I mean, he is always working it!
i love your takes on these characters man. shit's what i live for.
0:50 Kermit says" lord freiza". Is this the first time Kermit actually said his name right? And is it really Kermit then?
Man to hell with mainstream anime this is the content i want
Man got the day off, but already gets off everyday…
I've been waiting for this for ages ty my friend
"never be so loyal that you betray yourself"
Kermit spitting wise facts
Frieza: Take the day off!
I think he's gonna come to regret that decision soon enough
Zarbon moans are immortal 😂
What my day needed 🤣
And thus Zarbon was banned from every Bar in the city
Zarbon having a day off is good for character development, don't ask what happens after he ordered the six bottles of lube, that might get the channel demonetized!
I want to know
And join him
1:36 Was by far the best part in this video, hands down. No contest. 😅 I almost didn't recognize him with the mustache.
Not even going to lie I Cell was going to fight Rex
Its crazy to see how far this channel has come. I remember getting hooked as Team Four Star was coming up on their last few episodes. Still can't believe they didn't at least do Bojack Unbound before calling it quits lol. They literally referenced him in the first season. Like i said, time flies. Cannot wait to see what the DAU has planned for us next!
"You are poor man's Team Four Star!"
"Never be so loyal... That you betray yourself."
That actually made me question my philosophies.
I thought it was titled "Zarbon Gets Off", and I was thrilled, yet disgusted with myself, but inevitably my nipples responded. As they should.
I don't think 6 bottles of lube is enough for him lol
damn after going back and watching your older videos and coming back to this, seeing the amount of growth is crazy
Yo, a wholesome moment with Zarbon. At least, as wholesome as anything with Zarbon can be.🤗
0:07 came for the Zarbon stayed for AooOOhhhhhHHHHHoooooOOO
Hahaha secured position
Your DAU gives the characters SO MUCH character!! Tyvm
Zarbon is a gem of the DAU
After the great Lube Industry crash of '06, Zarbon singlehandedly saved it!
0:25 Got Damn it I swear DAU zarbon needs to be Cannon 😂
“Never be so loyal, that you betray yourself.” Damn that’s deep
Love that the Zarbon episodes are unexpectedly philosophical. More !
Awesome❤ I died laughing!!
Did anyone see how Cell opened his right eye wider when Zarbon mentioned toys xD?
It is the little things.
0:26 and 0:32
Bro Frieza set himself up for that one.😂
I don't want to watch this but I must... this was a mistake
Oooohh!!!
“Don’t be so loyal to someone that you betray yourself” damn that was a cold bar
This is going to be a compilation fav right here😂
I love it when Frieza threatens Zarbon “leave or it’s your ass” and Zarbon enjoys it. I expect nothing less of Zarbon. Side note the ending scares me. What is he gonna do with all that. Actually I don’t wanna know😰
Cell never went into the bar again after Zarbon left...
Honestly, Zarbon is my favorite character from this series, he just fucking hilarious with his comments being innuendo’s
Keep up the Perfect work Devilartemis
FINALLY a Zarbon episode I've been -throbbing- asking for 😭 Hol' up, what is Zarbon gonna do with all that lube? WHY DOES A CLUB EVEN HAVE LUBE IN THE FIRST PLACE
LET ALONE SIX?
1:13
Cell: making a lot of assumptions...
Rex: A team four-star reference?
....
Rex: Fight me!
Man zarbons face when freeza says if you dont get out of here it's your ass is priceless zarbon knows what he's talking about 😼
Been watching this channel since 2017 and I love the evolution of zarbon.
More please!!
Zarbon should have gone and seen his girlfriend lol
only 6 bottles? my man really is taking it easy today
Im actually impressed the bar tender just had that much lube on hand. He was just waiting for the chosen one to show up and order it. Lol
Ahh thank you!!! I been dying for more Zarbon
Cell isn't zarbon's friend he is zarbon's perfect friend
I would be Zarbon's friend 😢
Also these models are incredible. Amazing job Artimis.
And thus, the coup has begun...
Freiza: "What- Where did all my men go?!"
Zarbon: "I gave them the day off, Lord Freiza."
Freiza: "The day o- What? WHY?! Who's going to... To... Wait, what do they do around here anyway?"
Zarbon: "Mostly target practice."
Freiza: "Target practice?! I don't I've ever seen them-"
Zarbon: "I meant for you, Lord Freiza."
Freiza: "...Oh right. For me. To shoot. Because they're weak. ...Wait, who am I supposed to shoot if you sent all my targ- I mean minions away?"
Zarbon: "No idea, sir. But until they get back, I DO know this one bar..."
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Cell: "I didn't know Freiza drank."
Kermit: "Neither did I. Nor that he could put that many away... How many is that now?"
Cell: "I don't know, I'm SIX. I can't count past a hundred."
Kermit: "Wait, doesn't that make you a minor?"
Cell: "You ever see me touch this swill?"
Kermit: "Point taken."
Cell: "Besides, alcohol wouldn't do anything for me anyway. This perfect body metabolizes what I consume almost instantly. Best you'd get out of me would be brief belch of fire- and NO we are NOT going to do a Cell vs Godzilla fire belch competition!"
*Zarbon Moan*
Kermit being the voice of reason? I can dig it
I can’t tell what’s funnier about that ending, the fact he asks for 6 bottles of lube, the fact the bartender gets the 6 bottles of lube so quickly or that god damn scream
There is something profoundly poetic about a muppet saying to never be so loyal that you betray yourself.
That kind of philosophy is the kind of stuff that made shows like the muppet show and sesame street so great.
Zarbon and Heman!