The Grand Tour: Who's Most Likely ROUND 2! ft. Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May
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- čas přidán 20. 05. 2024
- As you loved our last Who's Most Likely with James May, Richard Hammond, and Jeremy Clarkson so much, we decided to bring them back for round 2! We finally get the answers as to why Jeremy went to a foreign prison, why people are moving out of London because of James, and who is currently having a mid-life crisis!
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“James wouldn’t have a meltdown on camera”
- remembers James pulling a machete on Jeremy (in the Amazon)
Also when he threw the rock at Jeremy's windshield.
That wasn't a meltdown. That was pure calculated attempted murder. There is a difference.
The second they asked this question I said James, and I was utterly surprised when all of them agreed that it's not James!
When Jeremy destroyed his shed in the ground force special
To be fair, he was very civil and justified in attacking Jeremy with a machete.
James: Nominates Hammond for the biggest midlife crisis
Also James: bought a pub
literally what i said
James is having more of an old mans crisis, whereas since hammond has dragged his middle age out, and hasn’t ended his midlife crisis
That’s an old man thing to do in retirement. I have no clue if your English or not but I’ve met many old guys who retire and buy a pub.
Diversifying your assets isn't a midlife crisis.
A brilliant investment if you ask me
I love how seriously Hammond takes this.
So competitive its unreal.
Well...someone has to.
Ikr 😅
Came to say the same thing but didn't need to
they all do only Mr Hammond isn't half the "actor".
Jeremy cultivates (as in brushes them wavey) eye brows.
James cultivates seemingly cultivating nothing, but absolutely everything is calculated.
Richard dyes is hair and thinks nobody realises.
The comment section is consisted of:
1. James beating Gordon Ramsay
2. The blinds in the room
3. Jeremy's eyebrows
Jeremy: “It’s not James, He has the emotional intelligence of a stone” 😂😂😂 7:57
😂😂😂
Integer underflow.
The story about jezza feeding Hammond's daughter a raw horse testicle with "gravy" which was more raw semen is revolting.
It’s 8:24
@@Xxsnipedawg72xX excuse me what
James: "Uh, me, because I'm quite good at finding my way around five-star luxury hotels"
Richard and Jeremy: *Each individually tell the same story about James getting lost in a hotel*
Jeremy what did u do
“who is the most likely to upset the locals by accident?”
me remembering Jezza’s license plate scandal in Argentina
That was insane
That wasn't accidentally
Also the time they went to Alabama
@@George-vd4mf that was funny
@@mevbud5230 yes it was accidental.
Jeremy's eyebrows.... the eyebrows... that's all you can notice
Hammond's midlife crisis beard is hideous.
I keep checking his lips for red stains, yeah.
He needs a chainsaw to do some trimming
Channelling his inner Denis Healey
Jezza is in secret rehearsal to play Dennis Healey and is one of the singer in the masked singer he is the tree !!!!!
"I don't like getting into trouble"
Roasts the entire country of Mexico twice.
is one of them when they're talking about the Mexican Sports car? lmao
@@kiko865 yeah
And the Argentinians. And the Malaysians, the Germans, people in Newcastle...
Ïmagine waking up and remembering you're Mexican.
That's not a problem because you can just go right back to sleep.
Food is sick with cheese on it.
They got roasted so hard for no reason hahaha
@@MrZimono i love Jeremy's follow up to that, mocking the ambassador
Better Cook - James May
The man beat Gordon Ramsay FFS
Exactly
my exact thought
He made Gordon Ramsay give up cooking 😂
Link? Lol
@@TKNbeatz search gordon ramsay the f word james may. James is a guest and they have a small cook out in the episode
I was dying on the sinking ship question. All 3 of them went for absolutely everything else but the others first.
A true misanthrope would let the other two live, so the world can keep suffering their presence while he doesn't have to be there to watch.
I think they didn't want to choose.
"You live in London?"
"Yes"
"Well, you would've heard him then"
Hammond is so competitive here. I must admit when James has a meltdown on camera its very calm very cold very very angry. The machete incident.
I wouldn't describe the rock incident as very calm
@@RedWyvernRising no screaming swearing or aiming with intent.
@@jediknight1294 yeah that's fair
In the nads!!!!!
Or that time they became photographers looking for animals, James threw a rock at Jeremy's Jeep after a little "nudge" 😂
“Who’s most likely to upset the locals”- flashbacks to the top gear Alabama episodes
that’s the producers’s fault
I mean it’s Alabama. Seeing someone with more than two brain cells and more than 4 teeth would probably upset the locals.
Patagonia tho...
to be fair americans are perpetually offended
@@Catnippy Am american. Can confirm.
Hammond, talking about James: "He would never melt down"
James: *furiously throws rock at Jeremy's car*
Yeah, never 🤣
Also James: *threatens Jeremy with a machete*
Also James: Contemplates murdering Clarkson with a 2x4 when he blew up his shed
The story about jezza feeding Hammond's daughter a raw horse testicle with "gravy" which was more raw semen is revolting.
@@Xxsnipedawg72xX Oh god, he actually did that? Horrible, just horrible!
In all fairness James was still polite whilst attacking Clarkson with a machete.
Maybe if James had some more horsepower in his boat on Seamen, he would have caught up and seen Jeremy cook the Vietnamese noodles
Yaaas I saw that
Yep
“Vietnamese noodles” lmao
@@michaelscott7258 lmaPho
FTFY
Talking about horses and semen, The story about jezza feeding Hammond's daughter a raw horse testicle with "gravy" which was more raw semen is revolting.
“Who’s the best cook” oh idk, maybe the guy who went head to head with Gordon Ramsey and won
While drunk off if wine, don't forget about that 😂
Yay, he beat a guy who can't even make a grilled cheese.
The story about jezza feeding Hammond's daughter a raw horse testicle with "gravy" which was more raw semen is revolting.
@@Xxsnipedawg72xX Wot
also james has a cooking show on amazon?!
Madagascar Special Intro:
"Tonight on The Grand Tour:
James gets covered in human faeces.
Richard insults a groom.
And I get irritable."
Bottom gear part 2, AKA The Grand tour
you could say that's one of the few examples of when jez gets off the lightest XD
@@MausOfTheHouse the little tour
James looks better than he looked 20 years ago
This is a great example of how all three actually like each other as true mates.
Sort of, only they never want to see each other outside of work, because they spend too much time together.
@@Metal-Possum Which if you see each other for 4-5 days of the week, spend a lot of time in foreign countries with them, have slept in the same room and at times in the same bed as them... You're gonna get worn out of each other, no matter how good a set of mates you are. So you can understand the reasoning behind them wanting time apart when they're not working, because work is such a big part of their lives.
Unlike the mythbusters, sadly.
They are an example of how banter is within a group of British friends who know each other very very well.
They wouldn’t even do these interviews together. They just asked them the same questions at different times and stitched it together.
Oh, my God, Hammond saying Clarkson’s mid-life crisis already happened in black and white is probably the greatest roast I’ve heard this month.
That took me out!!
James May lookin good here. this is the perfect hair and beard configuration for him. Or maybe it's just that he starts to look better in relation to jeremy clarkson whose aging process seems to be in a state of exponential acceleration
Huh fucking hell the “exponential acceleration” just made me fucking die of laughing 😂
I was just thinking that, he's looking really trim.
Yh I think James should keep his beard with his long hair. He looks good. He literally looks like an old woman with just the long hair without a beard in the Japan show he really did look like a old woman.
One could say that David Attenborough currently looks younger than Jeremy...
“Exponential acceleration” 💀💀🤣
James May CAN cook!
If that episode of The F Word was accurate, then James actually beat Gordon Ramsay at a dish.
And while blind drunk.
Drunk skills and regular skills are very far from each other..
he has no e in his name.
@@mantistoboggan5171 your names mantis
@@mantistoboggan5171 Jams May
@@jackking9271 yes, my name's mantis.....
I’m surprised no one has noticed that they are all living in the same house, just in different rooms.
Nice observation
Guess they were on a "Grand" Tour filming and this is the hotel they did stay for some days.
@@ringowunderlich2241 they in lockdown my dude...
@@Zyrdalf still filming
@@olsirmonkey still filming in lockdown...
I guess
Jeremy: James has never broken the speed limit
Me: remembers when he did 37 in a 30 zone
I remember that too!
Hammond: Takes the time to think, employs reverse psychology and logic to come to the answers
Clarkson and May: “Hammond”
I think everyone forgot when James threw a rock at Jeremys windshield
and attacked him with a machete on the bolivia special
@@cameramao2716 lol he only did that because Jeremy really pushed him, that was fucking jokes 🤣🤣🤣
They sponsored by them blinds?
lol. I wouldn't have noticed if you hadn't written it.
@@jayhom5385 Really? lol, first thing I saw..
Definitely I wouldn’t “shut” the idea out 😏
They're in a hotel
they're together 🤷♀️ look at part 1, they wore the same clothes
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"Who is most likely to cook a good meal?"
I would bet on James. Partly because he seems competent, but mostly because of that one time he trounced Gordon Ramsay in a cook off with a fish pie, while drunk.
I wouldn't say "trounced".. it was one vote by drunk housewives with numb palates. James wasn't drunk either. It takes alot more wine then that to get an alcoholic such as him "drunk".
He has a cooking show, too, together with his Food Tribe stuff.
The story about jezza feeding Hammond's daughter a raw horse testicle with "gravy" which was more raw semen is revolting.
@@Xxsnipedawg72xX there are called Rocky Mountain Oysters.
@@Xxsnipedawg72xX Uh, tf are you talking about?
"He has the emotional intellegence of a stone" that killed me
These three know each other so well that they know what the other two have answered and can pretty much read each other’s minds. These three are a unique set of a perfect brotherhood. It’s more than a motoring show, it goes beyond cars and motorcycles and boats and anything with an engine. They’re a sort of bond that cannot be broken. Bless them.
Perfectly put!
if Richard Hammond doesn't dye his hair and beard, I will eat my own hat
Yeah but it mostly works.
Eat your hat.
Now.
His hair looks like someone drew it on with a marker, so obviously not natural
Who do you think you are? John D. Rockerduck?
'I'm 57 and Clarkson is 90 as far as I can make out'
Well said James :D
JC’s brows are out of control. Even COVID cannot excuse that mess.
In Colombia everyone had a breakdown. James threw a rock at Jeremy 😂
It's a good job they're not going back to South America, because between Colombia and Bolivia I'm pretty sure James would kill him next time they were in South America.
Who's most likely to have a melt down on camera. I seem to remember an episode where James may just about took a machete to Jeremy Clarkson
That wasn't really a meltdown on James' part, Jeremy totally deserved it. They were on Bolivia's Death Road and he specifically warned him beforehand I'll cut your FN head off if you hit my car!
I was drinking water while watching this and whdn jeremy said,, the buttoks were not strong enough to hold tha gallons of brown liquid" i swear to god , i almost choked
This was so amazing and specially the answers to that sinking ship question 🤣
My favorite meltdown on camera moment would be Hammond cursing at that Russian van driver, that moment was just hilarious.
All three are my favorite. Each one of them plays the important role. I like their accent language. True chemistry combination.
Finally the answer to the question: What if an elderly couple were three men?
Who's most likely to upset locals by accident?
*Flashbacks to getting run out of argentina over a number plate*
Professor May looks great- tossled hair and stubble, love it
Me too! Years ago some random magazine awarded May ‘weird crush of the year’ and somehow he deserves to win it again.
Agree! James is just gorgeous imo 🤍
Even after all these years, those three never ceased at making me laugh uncontrollably. This one was no exception.
"May's sinuses are , something...well, you would have heard them. Do you live in London? Maybe you have heard them then." 😂😂😂
Is Jeremy trying to grow his eyebrows over his head😂
I thought they were two small dogs
It’s so when he goes balder he can just comb his eyebrows back.
They ain't that bad I've seen worse
@@edrcozonoking OMG! 😆
He could do a comb over on those! But im surprised his gf hasent attacked them while hes asleep, wont be long before birds nest in them...
Clarkson looks like he could hide snacks in his eyebrows...
these guys have a chemistry that you never see anymore. a show is much more entertaining when there's a legitimate friendship involved.
what i love the most about this is that they're not afraid to admit that they're not perfect and actually are more mature then we think they are
Could this be made into a TV show in its own right? I need this in my life.
They would definitely need proper presenters!
I love how this episode brings out all of their inner personalities perfectly accurately. There all so human. Btw, I'm more of a Hammond type person 😁
Jeremy Clarkson looks in his 70's.
Typical brit whos not eating right.....
He looks in his 90's.
Dont smoke
He is fucking rotting away in his reliant robin.
It's the hair and weight. His eyes don't have the bags and lines and his skin lacks liver spots and such...it's like half of him looks his age and half of him looks 20 years older, all of which is odd.
It’s funny how sometimes the young bloke appears and says
“YES!”
Out of all of those stories I heard about them, the one about Willman was still my favourite
I love how Hammond when asked who would be most likely to have a meltdown on camera said himself but flipped it as giving the audience an authentic and genuine experience.. Genius!
These 3 are truly amazing. Can't wait for more Grand Tour!
I love their brilliance and friendship. I live my life the same and talk about my friends the same way.
The best trio ever
The ship question illustrates what mates are, they hate each other but enjoy the hatred and have a laugh from it
It's sooo refreshing seeing how well they know each other ❤️💯.... You don't get this type of chemistry between show co-hosts anymore , even with some musical groups , this type of chemistry is hard to come by but should be cherished when you do stumble upon it🤞💯....
anyone else notice how hamond puts so much effort into thinking of his answer and the other two just try to insult the others?
Hammond does, but I think James does too - he’s just a quick thinker so whatever he says his brain already calculated at top speed - must be why everthing else he does is slow - there has to be a balance, and energy must be conserved for what James values most.
James: "I'm very careful"
He drank a concoction of raw meat, Tabasco, bovril, and a brick,
He drank pure white spirit (and lived)
He drank plum liquor and cannabis in the same glass
This is some quality content right here.
Jeremy: i can cook
James: casually beat Gordon Ramsay drunk
I love this video, you can see they're still a completely entertaining trio with a good dynamic even with no planning or script.
"so he just stood in the hallway... And shat himself"
I'd save Richard Hammond because he' smaller and easier to cook . 😂
But not much meat on him!
@@jameskendrick740 😂
To be honest this is why this show this so loved because these guys are not just coworkers there best friends, they know about each other and there is love in this show you go guys not a lot show are like this and you are not faking any thing a lot people who do shows together don’t even know each other last name
They have such good chemistry 🤣🤣
Remember when James literally said *to his face*
“Ramsey, you disappoint me.”
** It’s in the wrong order and I can’t spell Ramsay sorry
“You disappoint me, Ramsay.”*
The story about jezza feeding Hammond's daughter a raw horse testicle with "gravy" which was more raw semen is revolting.
@@znqYT oh sorry
@@Xxsnipedawg72xX I both don't want and want a link to the news source that said that.
@@Noam_.Menashe it's in the video
Clarksons brows are just incredible 🤣
Thank you for this hilarious unvarnished interview of my favorite Top Gear hosts. I'm glad they came back for Grand Tour. Their chemistry is what makes the show entertaining.
They're all clearly the best of mates, but also clearly hate each other very deeply. It's a wonderful dynamic.
I love how all three of them, when asked who they would save on a sinking ship, all said “absolutely everyone and everything else if at all possible”
They're so funny!
Hammond finding ever more creative ways of saying how absurdly large Clarkson is are some great friend vibes :D
Love how much they know about each other 💪🏼💪🏼
Comments: 49% James may beat Gordon Ramsey 49% Jeremy Eyebrows 2% other things.
Hammonds hair and beard remind me of a heavily tanned mafia boss, all Hammond is missing is the face and the rings 😄
I love these. More please.
Every time I watch these guys, get super envious. They made SOOO much money going around the world with their best friends doing amazing things in interesting vehicles. Lucky.
Lovely voice she got
Absolutely mesmerizing
“I think I’m made iron inside”
Also Jeremy: gets pneumonia
"Ambassadorial Pneumonia", 😂😂
There back everything feels great now 🙏
This video just shows how much they lov e each other
12:52 Richard Hammond is the baby at the show . Sooo cute)))
Never before had I ever clicked and liked so fast on a video
I like how when asked who they'd save it was everything else but each other...lol
I love their chemistry.
These 3 are my childhood favourite and still are and always will be ❤️ I Love Them All ❤️ Thank-You Guys Top Gear For Life ❤️
Worst mid-life crisis...
*flashbacks to Clarkson ruining his own lawn by putting a fighter jet on top of it around the same time he bought a convertible 355*
Edit: grammar
The magic of these three is their interaction with each other... Having them answer the questions one at a time loses the magic.
Perhaps you've heard of this thing called covid going about
Greatest trio of all time
That James May burn on Bear Grylls was absolutely brutal! Also I love how well they know each other.
Ok but how does this channel only have 10K subs when they’re getting people like this
Am I the only one that utterly loved their “seamen” episode?
Please make more episodes like that... get motorcycles again... or planes... just anything different. It’s great.
Talking about semen, The story about jezza feeding Hammond's daughter a raw horse testicle with "gravy" which was more raw semen is revolting.
What a laugh ! Thank you. I got all of them mostly right. The midlife crisis cracked me up, 50s here too. Most of the answers are easy if youve seen all of their shows at least four times. Weve seen Hammond sick, weve heard Jeremy make fun of everyone specially the French, but thats just an English thing, and weve seen him enjoy France, their cuisine and cars. And weve laughed with James getting lost in several places, even a wall. Weve heard concerns about Richards hair, white teeth and skin improvement as he ages, blamed his wife, and we saw them get chased out of two towns at least. All three of them have had a chance at cooking and what a great time I still have watching them. Thank you 🙂 (Jeremy should sack his hair stylist and speak with Richards)
7:57
‘Look what you’ve done to my bloody shed man!’
Love how the boys know each other better than a couple thats been married for 50 years
James May can cook now! We just got his new cookbook and it's awesome.
I love how Jeremy mentions top gear trips in a grand tour video 😂
What a cool trio. I really love these guys.