A True 100% Speedrun of Papers Please
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- čas přidán 30. 11. 2022
- Today we are speedrunning all 20 endings are 7 token in Papers Please, to complete it's 100% speedrun. The speedrun actually has some really cool (and dark) tech too so enjoy
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Edited by: @TheSuitedBird
Watch the world record speedrun here: this video
My channel generally focuses on a more casual side of speedruns. With these videos I want to show off cool speedruns, explain how they work, and entertain. Hopefully you enjoy the content and maybe even take up speedrunning yourself, because it is truly a lot of fun!
#EazySpeezy #PapersPlease #Speedrun - Hry
90 percent of the endings are just “You messed up. You are arrested. The punishment is forced labor. Screw you.”
"The penalty is death. Your family's fate is uwnknown. Fuck you. Glory to Arstotzka."
@@charallave1000 that’s the other 10%
Actually, 3 of 20 endings are good endings, which makes at least 15% 🤓
Accurate description of Soviet life
Socialism
"Honey, why are you taking away the heat?"
"You don't get it, I NEED to get ending 4!"
The plot thickens
I don't know what this game is, nor have I watched the video yet, but I think I'm satisfied not knowing the context to this comment.
@@spice_2085 You're basically playing a genie. Whoever scratches the lamp first, gets to tell you who to bark at
@@spice_2085 And, also, you can kill most of your family, which is kinda nice for saving money on hard mode
@@spice_2085 play it
"Having a family is expensive which means we want to kill everyone except for our wife." - EazySpeezy, 2022
So, teh first speedrun strat is the kill our family
Best husband and father
No risk of generational trauma if there's no next generation
"I can always make another"
"It's a simple calculation"
Papers, Please: A very interesting game that tests your moral compass and gives you several things to think about
Speedrunners:
so first thing I’ll do is let my entire family die of starvation and disease…
Speedrunners: This is FAST and not Furious, so no FAMILY is allowed.
"having a family is expensive so were going to kill everyone except our wife"
Lucas Pope: I added the family so the player has a reason to care about their job.
Speedrunners: And we took that personally.
@@Chillerll the speedrunners are doing the exact opposite of that
Hey, I'm the guy that currently has the WR in the all endings category, as well as the person who wrote the guide that I'm fairly sure you used for this video. Just want to say great job on this video, it does a really good job of explaining the different mechanics and endings clearly. Plus your time is actually really good, only 27 seconds slower than my original WR using the same route, and I didn't spend the time collecting tokens in that!
But yeah, 10/10 video and of course, Glory to Arstotzka!
haiii :3 hiii ^_^
:0 Hello comrade, Glory to Arstotzka!
Whoa didn’t expect to see someone like you here
hats off to you pal
goat
“You are hot like fire, object of desire, wrap my heart in wire. Approve my visa”
Eazy: “I appreciate it!” Seconds after denying her 😂
You are my fire
The one desire
@@vincenttt8289
Believe, when I say
I want it that way
@@VGF80 TELL ME WHY
@@cyberqueen201 AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HEART BREAK
@@dddant tell me why
Just FYI, something I learned from playing this game a lot is whenever there's new rules implemented then the first applicant will always be approved for entry in most of the cases, i.e first applicant on the day when the entry tickets are implemented will always be an approved applicant, so you can always approve them instantly to save time. The only thing i can think of when this is not the case is when the game tells you there will be forged stamps in circulation
or when you start looking for wanted criminals - the first applicant will always be on the wanted list
And the one day rule of no imporians
A little optimization strat:
- Put the passport in between the stamps; you only need to see the green or the red instead of the full stamp.
- Starting from the reason stamp being implemented, put the audio transcript on the table.
Also when you get something new, the first guy is always correct
You can also alternate food and heat and keep everyone alive if money's tight.
@@DrEcho pass, it's so expensive to have a family, rather kill them all.
@@DrEcho i played this game for 100+ hours and i didnt have any problems with money and family both on PC and Mobile, i cant even think HOW people can mess up THIS bad
@@F.B.I I understand that. All I'm saying is that it's a safe strategy that I don't think Pope intended for players to figure out.
EazySpeezy, the speedrunner that doesn’t really care about the time he gets only the fun that comes with speed running
Like 301 and ye
True!
speedfunner
1:08 “It might seem there aren’t much speedrun strats for this game but don’t worry because there is a lot more than you might think” “The first one being killing our own family” Yeah it just a speedrun strat (!) That went dark REEEEAAAL quick
This game is great. I wish it got a VR version like their other game "Please Don't Touch Anything." Being in the booth in VR and having to actually shoot terrorists would be so intense
Edit: Yes I am aware that they weren't actually made by the same guy. I heard it once and just went with it without looking more into it. I didn't want to edit it earlier because in case my comment got hearted, the heart would be removed. But there's no chance of it being hearted now so whatever
Was this made by the same people? Lucas Pope made this.
@@joshlegacy1101 yup, 100% sure
This. This NEEDS to be done. I loved Please don't touch anything in VR but Paper's Please in VR sounds like an insane experence.
Nowhere have I seen it say that this too was made by Lucas Pope, not on Pope's personal website or on the please don't touch anything site. Thought this was a completely separate dev
That’d be sick as hell
I love the thought of the main character just talking to himself predicting everything while rushing through his work
Game: Almost all of your family has died.
Eazy: Looks like I'll PB this time around with that time save 😆
idk why i was laughing so hard at 16:10 when he went from Dmitri in the stall to being arrested to back to dmitri being in the stall in the span of 5 seconds
Its cuz of dimitri's moustache
Neat to see a quick overview of all endings, and a speedrun too! Awesome!
Here before 1 hour!
I think we can all agree that watching easyspeezy play this older game gives us nostalgia
this ain't that old. still gold doe
Gen Z kids can all agree on that.
o... older??
If you were born after Papers Please came out you shouldn't be allowed on the internet.
older?
18:51 This is because if you help EZIC on all the tasks (or all but one), they will trust you and basically consider you one of them. On day 31 when they plan to blow up the wall, they will give you a heads up to hold your fire and let them do their thing, and that you won't be harmed. If you then kill one or both attackers, you will have betrayed them, and all endings (apart from the ones where you escape the country) reflect the fact.
If you don't do the required number of tasks for them, they will see you as just another obstacle in their attack plan. If you kill them, you won't be considered to have betrayed them, and they won't communicate to you in the endings.
As a random Irish man once said: GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA
I saw Jorji and immediately went POTATO MAN!!!
It is a fictional universe taking place in USSR, so I don't understand how is there an Irish person
@@ilovemugs not really USSR, but something similar
@@F.B.I Yes really, it is.
@@dividedstatesofamerica2520 the devs themself said it was based on the border between east berlin and west berlin i think?
though it's close
You sat almost 7 hours for this speedrun.Huge respect man!
I love it how he Causley says "And then we got a bomb we have to defuse" saying that like thats a normal statement. lol. Love this guy.
This is one of the first games I ever played on PC. This video made me happy to see it again
The tip for future speed runners: the first person ALWAYS have the new things correct, or if u just unlocked wanted people then first one is always wanted
Hope u guys understand, I’m not fluent in English
@@julka_he9292 no its ok
I always wondered how a speed run of this game would work
this video made me want to play some papers please for the first time in a while. unfortunately, i tried to get other endings, but it wouldnt register that i did. which sucks. pretty cool seeing an old game get some recognition in 2022
I remember this game! It was fun and I’m glad people are still playing it
What this would probably look like to the border guard: *madman takes five seconds to process all the immigrants, the Arstotzka government is panicked not knowing what to do to stop this man that seemingly escapes prison, kills his family, collaborates and/or destroys a entire terrorist organization and if that wasn't enough keeps buying tickets to get out of the country and get back in for the next day*
Also, he is a psychopath, let almost his entire family die of starvation, comes back from death and is capable of time travel
"DETENTION!! " "DA FUC OUTTA MY LINE" and last but not least.... "Potato Man!"
This game was also so scary to me like the vibe is so gloomy and weird. And I’m always anxious with anxiety.
Edit: like I feel so emerged into the world if that time era
imagine living in German occupied Poland or the East Bloc just within the last 70 years
@@Potent_Techmology oh yeah, you right
history is taught so poorly
this stuff is so interesting, makes you think special interests control what/how you learn about the past for a reason...@@HBRO_04
this was cut and edited so well, great job, very watchable as i've always been curious about all the endings c:
Don’t we all love a daily dose of watching EasySpeezy?❤
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bubbles
He doesn't upload daily
Say ABC if you like dinosaurs.
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I know this is late, but I heard somewhere that if you deny someone that can be detained, you can give them back their passport, which should count it as a processed entrant, then detain them, which adds towards the detaining bonus. I may be wrong, but I’m pretty sure it’s correct.
love your vids man, keep making em
Looked forward to this video, learned a lot about the different endings!
Im loving these longer videos of summed up long gameplays
My wife's name is in this game, He was taking submissions in the beta.
I'm curious as to see how Eazy would do speedrunning all endings for "Please, Don't Touch Anything"...
I loved playing this, it was really enjoyable reliving this game with you!
Honestly thank you because in never see anyone do a 100 percent speed run of papers plz
Hell yeah i always wanted a papers please speedrun
lesson learnt: if you want to illegally enter a country, bring shiny things to give to the guards
the amount of time and effort it takes to do it over and over again for covering this video is insane subscription deserved
Great game and a great speedrun my man!
Bro the damn memories of his game.
Good times
If it takes this speed run over 6 hours to 100% complete the game, then I wonder how long a normal 100% play through would take
Great to see such an awesome play through of the game. While watching I thought there was a "perfect" ending as well, but after the video I remembered that you always get at least 1 citation from the friend of your boss. So I guess that's not a thing. Also thought there were different endings if you managed to leave with different family members alive, but I suppose they're the same "Escape with Family" ending. Weird that there are 4 different versions of "You go to Jail!" yet only one "You escape with the Fam!"
Anyways, awesome video. Makes me wanna replay the game again :)
I thought you have to get less than 2 citations for "Glory to Arstozka" ending. Maybe it's only for achievement.
Doesn't the forced citation have to do with Jorji offering you his passport to confiscate without authorization?
I love this game. Thank you for Speedrunning this. Glory to Arstotzka!
An amazing game, can’t wait to see how well you do
I literally just replayed this game like 3 days ago, god i love this game. I would do anything for a sequel or a dlc.
The Brexit one was a spiritual successor, right?
There's a short film named "Papers Please" which u might like
I’ve watched this video like 10 times this week and it only gets better
I’m starting to love these speed runs finally something that isn’t a reaction on CZcams😂
Yay, you finally did it!! Papers, Please is one of my favorite games of all-time :D Glory to Arstotzka!
Wait doesn't Sergiu's whole story end with a token that you technically missed here by letting him die?
@@uncreative127 It's worth the citation, but not for speedrunning.
Nope, you only get credits and a warm fuzzy feelings, neither of which is required for a 100% speedrun. Especially not the warm fuzzies.
Oh my god, you just speedran my favorite game, thanks for speedrunning this game.
I can hear in my head Jacksepticeye yells "Glory to Arstotzka!"
GLORY TO ARSTOZKA
Little potato man
same
just checked my steam and i havent played this since 2014 wow time flies im about to go play it again
I would Love to see a Stackland Speed run from you. I allways Love to see your Speed runs, and i think you will Love the game as much i do
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY I LOVE PAPERS PLEASE SM
Honestly, I think a lifetime in the gulag is worse for Simon than getting tortured for like a day or two
whole family is dying
speedrunners: a small price to pay for slightly better times
Fun fact: this game came to mobile this year, 100% worth checking out!!
where can i find it
@@lum7311 playstore but it's paid
@@ricku7765 Of course it's paid, the original game was also paid so it would make sense to make the mobile game paid as well .
@@theonlybigsmoke vampire survivors is free but paid on steam which is original 😑
The world of Papers Please is full of awdul regimes, but this video shows us who the real monster is
Your editing made it seem like this was easy and quick, then I would look at the timestamp and realize a few hours have already gone by.
“There actually are a few speedrun tricks we can do here, the first one being killing our family”
Well okay then
"It's kind of an annoying check though so I mess it up a lot"
It's usually pretty easy actually. Check if seal is there first and then remember that Square seals don't have M.O.A. written on them and circular ones do. That's it.
Work permit seals are much more troublesome since they are pressed on writing and their writing can be obscured. There are also four different versions of those seals so you might as well not care about them for the purposes of a speedrun.
casually uploads a speedrun on a game with 20 endings, props to you man
Yooo I didnt see that coming up! I was wondering if you will do a speed run of this game... Anyways I love this game and im happy you speedrun'ed it!
Glad i watched your speedruns, rather than trying to figure out each ending myself
Dude I love papers please! This game is amazing
A strat:
Have your rule book just at the corner of your booth and have it be opened at "rules".
This video is cool, Nice editing!
LOVE this game! Its way too fun
Love speedrunning ngl ❤️
Damn man, how do you learn the routes for these games so fast? How long do you usually spend on a video? I’d love to make content like this someday. seems fun, but like a huge amount of work though.
He uses guides made by other speed runners
ahhh i love this game, thanks
i love this game so much
I was literally just starting to get back into the game and this video pops up
Well done bro
amazing video to watch
i think he might not like simon very much, don't know why
Yayyy Papers Please! I didn't think there would be speedrun strats but of course there are :D Cool to learn about this kind of playstyle in a stressful game lol
Didn't he miss an ending? There is a different ending for escaping to Obristan with the whole family instead of just a few.
you just have to escape with whoever's alive, which he did around 17:30
if you listen carefully, the good ending music is playing in the background
This is exactly what I wanted!
I that it would be awsome is you tried to speedrun “a way out” if there is a speedrun for it with your brother, sister or one of your CZcams friends. Its a cool game and i would love to see you play it!
I'm surprised there isn't an ending for keeping every family member alive for the month.
The only thing I've learned from this video is you can't win in Arstotska. Work with the rebels? Jail, credits. Refuse to work with the rebels and rat them out to your boss? Jail, credits.
ily man fr, best creator on this platform
was nice to see this game get some love. That was actually neat to watch and you'd think there's be more and other dumb "trinkets" lolz
I love this game, partly because that the story starts on my birthday (minus the year)
Did not expect this game to be a speedrun.
Amazing, I didn't know the game had so much in it.
I was praying you would play papers please, its crazy how you read my mind wtf
I can definitely see there is a mechanic in the house haha, that sweater looks as good as the crackers! So crunchy
papers please: ah yes i am a very good 2013 ga-
easyspeezy: SPEEDRUN
Refugee: help can I go through although I don't have a ID?
Easyspeezy:no
Refugee:how about I give you this token?
Easyspeezy: YES YES YES GO AHEAD
I swear every time I watch someone playing the exact same game, this guy make a speed run of it
Never really thought that you could speed run papers please
Regular players: I have morals so I’ll keep my family alive
Speedrunners: *they’re mostly useless so I’ll keep only one alive*
As an avid Hades fan, who remembers when the hydra was added (before it was even called Learnie), I'm hyped to hear about Hades 2 early access! I can't wait.
12:26 “we get our next early day home” *motorcycle explosion*
I remember watching Kubz Scouts play this game back in like, 2018? He was at like 400k subs when I first watched him
YESSS YES YES BEEN WAITING 🔥🔥