Kindergarten 2 speedruns are very chaotic
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- čas přidán 19. 11. 2021
- Kindergarten 2 is much darker, and more violent than you'd ever think. So of course, I needed to speedrun every single ending in the game. It was beautiful.
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My channel generally focuses on a more casual side of speedruns. With these videos I want to show off cool speedruns, explain how they work, and entertain. Hopefully you enjoy the content and maybe even take up speedrunning yourself, because it is truly a lot of fun!
Kindergarten 2 description (from Steam):
ABOUT THIS GAME
Kindergarten 2 is the long awaited sequel to 2017's Kindergarten! After the events that occurred on Monday, the children have been rezoned to an all new school. Discover all new areas and new characters as you assist the children with their various assignments. Whether it's helping Cindy find a new boyfriend, or helping the janitor with his war on Bob, there's always someone who can be...assisted. Play through the same wonderful Tuesday over and over again, in what has been described as "Groundhog Day with messed up children."
Even More Kindergarten Fun!
Play dodgeball!
Learn how magnets work!
Collect flower samples for a mad scientist!
Steal the spazzy kid's inhaler!
Facilitate a war between custodians!
Help the teacher get her fix!
Aid and abet in a fratricide!
And many other classic kindergarten activites!
A Bigger and Better Kindergarten!
9 new story missions!
Over 15 new environments!
50 collectible Monstermon Cards!
30 unlockable outfits!
#EazySpeezy #Kindergarten #Speedrun #Kindergarten2 - Hry
For anyone who might feel bad for Ted, know theres an alt route where you let Ted know of his brothers plan to kill him and he hires bugs to turn the tables on him, pushing him down the hole he planned to put him down, good ol karma
teds brother also got punched my nugget for lying about the nugget factory
@@aidencalhoun4893 no one is allowed lying about the almighty NUGGET FACTORY
@@mcrep so good you said it twice
@@autocorrect2313 wifi problems
Actually, I was about to say... is that alternative path faster at all?
21:54 “she tells nugget she needs a lock of his hair for dna”
nuggets blood literally everywhere within a 2 mile radius:
The teacher _was_ off her meds and severely unstable, so I doubt she was able to think straight.
@@twindrill2852 no one in this game is able to think straight lmfao
Monty said he needed hair
Technically this is correct, the blood should no longer have traces of the pills chemicals. The hair, on the other hand, would be able to keep traces of them for up to 5 years after use. Iirc, that's how they find out if you've used a drug in the past or not.
@@HeartMaster6 you good man?
janitor bob is the real mvp, his only thoughts after inhaling a bunch of toxic gas are 1. grab axe, and 2. save children
He is the best I agree.
You are welcome for your first reply
I was your 100th like.
@@penelopeshaffer2985 nobody cares nor asked this was a year ago you neanderthal
REAL
7:26 gotta love how felix doesn't shame our little protag when he thought the love letter was from him hahaha
I'm so "spaced out" rn so I can't think at all and can't think of a clever response but I was sad nobody have made a clever response befeor. So I wanted to say "yes I agree with you" but in a clever way but sadly I legit can't think of one right now. Imagine a clever response until someone else makes a clever response
edit: that took BRAIN POWER to write like, my brain started to like, not hurt but kind of like, strain itself while I was writing it. idkfigrh big brain
he may be murderous of his brother but hes not a homophobe
@@guntherhasregrets1954 Gunther, do you regret writing that?
@@tingledinkle High off my ass and trying to form a coherent sentence. Yes, I do regret it.
@@guntherhasregrets1954 see, it's moments like this that make me wonder why anyone does drugs at all
I remember speed running kindergarten too! My teachers always held me back for subpar runs, took me 13 tries to place 104th in the world
You got 3 bots in 13 min. congratulations?
Edit: Huh, i made a comment 8 months ago…
How in the hell are they 3 bots
Three bots?! That pisses me off
I remember when I tried to Speedrun kindergarten it took me an entire year to finish kindergarten
@@RandomRakkoon thank you?
"As you can guess, this is probably gonna be a violent day."
So, one of those days that ends with a "Y" in this game...
Come now, not every day.
Just Tuesday.
LMAO
Hay Day....
Oh hey is sundan! Finally not violent!
so would halloween technically be the _least_ violent day with this logic?
Quick thing: Monty actually shot Stevie instead of you on purpose, so he didn't miss.
PLus the fact that he kept calling Ms. Apple*gate* Ms. Applebottom for a good chunk of the video.
@@amethyphoenixplus he calls dr danner "dr daniter"
@@JazzTheLass he was quite off the mark there, for sure
ozzy being upset about the toilet is actually pretty accurate as someone with ocd i will only use one stall in every bathroom i’m in or i’ll start to panic and it’s usually the first stall i use when i first go to that bathroom
I love how this game can make you feel bad for murdering children, in the first game, I was like "lmao, just killed Cindy", and in this one I was like "I just gave that poor kid an asthma attack, I feel like an awful person". This game was truly an amazing improvement to a game that was already really good 👍
Edit: Y'all do realise I was using Ozzy and Cindy as examples right?
This comment is fuckin eerie
@@jackthomas1066 i swear tho, mans praises a game for managing to make him not feel haha after killing a kid 🤣🤣🤣
Noob, clearly your not human C;
@@alonewanderer4697 Dude, it's a game, in a game I find a lot of things funny that I wouldn't irl. I was praising the game for making me feel bad, because making you feel sympathy in a game takes really good writing imo
I read the first part out of context. And i thought you meant you murdered children irl and it didn't make you feel guilty but after playing the second game you had an irl tables turned redemption arc moment or something lol.
As a kindergarten teacher, I can confirm this game is a faithful recreation of being a kindergartner.
Yes I remember a teacher like yourself stabbing a small child who’s father was a murderer in my previous kindergarten day
@@bakedjellybeans7603 Lmao, I wish my kindergartner was like that.
This game is similar but way less violent than an actual kindergarten
Are you Mr applebottom 🤔🤔
How do you handle the obnoxious little children.
0:04 Hitman's Potty Guard
2:59 The Tale of Two Janitors
6:38 Flowers for Diana
9:12 Opposites Attract
11:26 If you can Dodge a Nugget
14:39 Cain's not Able
17:31 Things that go Boom
20:36 Breaking Sad
23:39 Creature Feature
9:18 Bet you can sneak that sweet firecracker inside?
I think it's funny that Penny kills you over the most minor bit of contraband but apparantly "Stopping a child from beating his head against the wall" isn't in her programming
17:03 Small optimization: you don't actually have to drop the spiders in the hole, you can just skip the last apple and you still get the mission, so you can just spam enter after pushing Ted into the hole
This man speedruns almost every game and I'm even impressed that he can even get to the top even though he speedruns on multiple games I guess it's just pure talent.
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and also skill... you aren’t just born with the ability to click fast.
@@popplejam2128 And calculate + memorizing fast
Not all of the games he plays has a lot of commited speed runners, which means the speed run of the game will probably not be that optimized, making it susceptible for this guy who has experience speed running games to beat those records.
@Tutorels Every time I see this comment, it makes me not want to watch that video even more
Bob really is the only decent, kind person in the entire school. So it seems reasonable that he always gets screwed over in this game.
4:52 THE JANITOR IS ONE HANDING A FREAKING CHAINSAW… THIS MAN IS THE EPITOME OF THE DOOM SLAYER
Props for Bob the Janitor for slaying the monster and protecting the kids
Ikr, what a fucking chad.
This must have took quite some time, I really appreciate your speedruns dude
He streamed most of it on twitch, if you want you go to his streams and watch the progress of these runs it’s honestly kinda nice watching them
@@MINERCRAFTpeVSxbox Ight thanks for the info lol I’ll be sure to do so
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Most definitely my favorite video right now czcams.com/video/-ejRaI2VfyE/video.html 😧 😬😬
The way he called ms applegate ms appelbottom 🤣lmao
And Dr.Danner Dr.Dannitor
As a past kindergarten student, I can confirm this game is truthful to the real kindergarten experience. Except I used a bookshelf not a knife, and it didn't work, nor was on purpose.
Maybe that was a dream idk
Drinking game: Take a shot every time Speezy says "This will be important later" or "This will also be useful"
I passed out for 2 hours
Man I’m dead.
Just dont do it for both. instead of being passed out for 5 hours your dead
Take a SIP
This is how to make your liver fail
ES: gets any item or any character to help them
Also ES: that’s a surprise tool that can help us later
miska mooska mickey mouse
@@YourDearestCelesteazMickey Mouse Banana Hip Fr Fr
Bob is kind
Bob protects the school
Bob is honest
Be like Bob
Bob is also dead
@@hanotes2 Did I stutter?
@@10thletter40 I’ll add more……..
Bob is not violent
Bob doesn’t hit children
Bob isn’t mean
Don’t be like the old janitor ,be like Bob
@@hanotes2 Inspiring
Be like bob
I like the fact he just talks over the most messed up parts so smoothly 🤣
"As you can guess, this is probably going to be a violent day"
Must be a Tuesday
LMAOOO
Yesterday was tuesday, but today is tuesday too
specifically an ohio tuesday
@@otterpopgames9824 yes
18:55 I love how the janitor gets really f*kin pissed cause he knows he's gonna have to clean all that stuff up
I like how nugget is slowly losing blood and doesn’t even care about it
I wanna know what cosmic force keeps locking this child in an eternal time loop until he solves all the school's problems (at least the semi-supernatural ones)
But after that we're going to take the inhaler and some illegal drugs from the cubby. - eazy speezy November 2021
@K A D E L Y N 📽️ bot
@@liquidsnake4358 These bots are everywhere now best thing to do is to report and block but if I were to find the person who made these bots I would😐🔫 them
Imagine hearing that out of context
not gonna lie, as someone who’s a kindergarten veteran (from the 1st to 2nd game) I wouldn’t call it violent, but rather chaotic.
Chaotic is the better word.
Both are right
It’s definitely violent
violently chaotic, or chaotically violent
It's both
27:27
Mah boi nugget, look at him go
Also easy not caring about the speedrun anymore in the backround-
If I watch this in 2x speed, then I’m effectively halving EasySpeezy’s time 😎
Big brain stuff right there
@MushroomsFrogsAndĚÝ˧ Correct. I have 4 braincells.
This Guy Be Like:Some Times My Own Big Brain Energy Scares Me
It's big brain time.
For the Felix Ending
You can actually turn on Felix
And let Ted win
The route he took may have been a speed thing
Yeah. I think doing the normal route is faster than the alt route
Is it faster though?
Turn Felix on?
@@I-forgot-how-to-draw. Turn on
As in betray
I love the variety of ways to end the day aside from the main endings, like telling Ted that Felix wants to kill him and flipping the tables
Which I actually did
@@solouno2280 well if you want to 100% the game you have to. It gets you a card
@@CowKirbo I just didn't want Felix to be the inheritor
"And then we need to buy some hand sanitizer"
What ??!? There's no way we could buy hand sanitizer with the salary of a Kindergartene-
_"Hand Sanitizer -$2.00"_ [14:44]
Monty, That isn't how Supply & Demand works
22:36 Almost made me cry when nugget got his head cut
lol Great speedrun though
This brings back memories of watching jacksepticeyes play through of this game
@K A D E L Y N 📽️ quite honestly i couldnt care less
F*cking bots
Speaking of Jacksepticeye, I also remember seeing his playthrough of Kindergarten 2. I specifically liked him giving unique voices to everyone.
Speezy: and we're gonna steal some illegal drugs that we'll use later
Me: wait what
A normal day in Kindergarten
@Tutorels no being a spam bot
I hate how he says it so casually
honestly i felt sorry for bob in the second ending, he seemed way nicer than the other janitor lol
Bob is so friendly it's actually sad he died so fast
This game brings back even more memories good god- I remember watching Matpat play this game when it came out recently
Also I feel really bad for Bob because he's a nice dude- like the only half decent adult in kindergarten
I feel bad for him too. Bob is one of my favourites! I hope if there is a third game Bob will be there and nothing bad happens to him.
How long does it take to perfect these speedruns? They're amazing.
Focking two bots wow
Bruh what
Sheer dedication and risking your mental health
@K A D E L Y N 📽️ GET OOFF YT
@@sp-jr--------4266 WHO ARE YOU
POV you’re eazyspeezy : so we are going to kill my dog because it will be useful later.
Can't wait for EazySpeezy to speedrun Kindergarten 3
EazySpeezy speedrunning Kindergarten 3: Now we just quickly steal the gun we just found just laying around and put it into our pocket, it's a surprise tool that can help us later.
The thing that makes this speedrun most difficult:
The horror of-
*-Having to deal with sticky keys every few minutes.*
You can turn off sticky keys
Found your channel from the first, and have been anxiously waiting for this one since while binging everything else. Glad to be here!
Don't mind the bots. But welcome. Glad you're here to watch Speezy speedrun our childhood, quite literally in this game
Same!
me too, but I was hoping it was going to be the run where you help the teacher kill all the kids
just classic 5 year old stuff
Lol
LOL
you forgot the ending were nugget absolutely obliterates everybody
I am laughing way too hard at Nugget leaving a blood trail everywhere. The endings especially get me for some reason.
Eazy entered a new Kindergarten, first day and he's already trying to ruin some kids' life. But nothing personnel kid, just speedrun business.
Personal & personnel are 2 different words
@@yallugly4317 The meme uses the word "personnel".
@@patrickcarter2829 ah
Last time I speedran kindergarten, I used the piss pants tech to get sent to the office for new clothes, cutting 127 days off of my time. I then used the glitch to clip through the principals desk and slap him, getting expelled, getting a world record 3 day kindergarten speedrun. I think they thought I could do better though, because I got a new seed for the world the day after.
I absolutely love listening to these to fall asleep when I have trouble lol
I love watching EazySpeezp because I can always get the whole experience of the game he plays in a short amount of time. He helps me to understand certain games when I’m too lazy to watch an entire walkthrough! Thank you so much Speezy and keep up the AMAZING work!
Ahh speedrunning violence. Sounds like my dad after Saturday beers!
@@sp-jr--------4266 can you shut the hell up?
Kinda wish it was a snickers 13:26 cause you’re not you when you’re angry😂
How is nugget not dead. He had so much blood spilling out
This is uploaded on the day I realize what “Cain’s not Able” actually means.
Edit: Anyone who has read the Bible or is an SCP fan should know what I'm talking about
And your comment just made me realize what it meant 😂
The Bible right?
I’m not familiar with this phrase. What does it mean?
@@DiamondRoller37 Cain and Abel were brothers in the Bible. Cain was jealous of his brother and killed Abel.
So the title references these brothers, and that the Cain in this story is not able to directly kill (but still wants to)
As a fan of the SCP foundation.
The fuck.
I feel like, this Kindergarten is more violent than most real life prisons.
Game logics lol
Just a normal day in Kindergarten, chainsawing a janitor in half decapitating him and not be able to throw his head in the dump cus of some trash lady there
21:20
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
I HATE TEACHING
I HATE THESE CHILDREN
I HATE MY SALERY
I HATE THIS NEW SCHOOL
I HAVE EVERYTHING!
This was fun and entertaining to watch, thank you!
Good way to end my night before bed. Watching horrendous pixelated child murder....
Yay?
16:40 what kinda surgical god are you to just attach an arm to nugget
A good one
Before even watching this, based on the first kindergarten speed run, my guess is that he will be saying something along the lines of “yeah, that happened” every time anything strange or violent happens in this game.
Sometimes I genuinely forget these kids are in kindergarden
I remember my kindergarten being like this, and yes, a friend of mine came in clutch and obliterated my mutant principal's eye. It was pretty dope.
These speed runs always make my day better! Could you do fireboy and watergirl 6 next?
I didn't know there were 6 parts, as I only remember playing the first 3 games, and I knew there were at least 4...
A quick Google search proved me wrong though!
Thanks!
@K A D E L Y N 📽️What is this bullshit? CZcams demonitizes innocent channels and allow bullshit like this? Not cool youtube. NOT COOL.
0:06 Oh, oh dear, you’re using my janky outdated load removal tool, I’d like to formally apologize for its existence and the mess it’s left behind, since I never updated it yet the board still states you gotta use it :) It haunts me. Glad you made it work, hope it didn’t slow you down too much with setting it up. GG!
Just found this channel and love it! You should do a speedrun if getting all the monstermon cards
I would looooove to see you speedrun Redbeard! That flash game is so nostalgic to me.
Nugget is prolly the only one acting like a real kindergartener
I give u so much respect for this and all the time you must spend trying to complete these, ++++ respect
i love this dudes intro so quick and to the point
I like this content already and this was the first video I've seen here
You got yourself a binge watcher sir
Kindergarten was always my favorite game and I’m so glad one of my favorite CZcamsrs is playing it
2:09 that sand must be very soaked by now
24:10 : that’s Billy, Lily’s rags are blue symbolizing girl.
I always thought it meant it was her blue outfit
I haven't played kindergarten 2 and i didnt even know it was out a week ago but now i know that it has the most epic open world boss fight in the world
this game gives me goosebumps
Thank you for todays video. I enjoyed it a lot.
I just started watching you bids are amazing
"Never let them know Nugget's next move..."
- Nugget of the Nugget cave
Someone: Why do you like speedrun?
Speezy: *11:26*
You know… I’ve never played this game myself and only watched Jacksepticeye play it… didn’t realize exactly how slow he was going XD. But it’s fine, not like he was speed running and it’s still one my favorite series he’s done but I’ve never even cos kdered this game to be speedrunnable especially on this scale!
Old janitor: A NEW JANITOR?
*starts writing an entire declaration of war*
Eazy: *Kills a child with asthma*
Also Eazy: So overall it was a good day
Asthma is absolutely the easiest death you might die by your own without any Interactions from anyone.
About time I've been waiting for this for a long time
Yes I’ve been waiting
This man is a master at speedrunning
Nugget is my favourite character in the game,And him holding a fidget spinner is just adorable
Love how the Doctor just breaks through the ceiling with his glorious forehead.
His best line “remember kids don’t do drugs unless if I give them to you”
I love how Nugget is just casually dripping blood the whole time
Greatest game of all time. I have no words.
Fun fact: This video and the one of Kindergarten 1 became my walkthroughs for the games
16:17 It wasn’t an accident. Because he knew we needed an arm he made a bargain with us and shot Stevie instead.
13:24 um what, ms. applebottom? ok
I am constantly reminded how brutal kindergartners can be with these games
A few tips:
1. In A Tale of Two Janitors, you dont need to talk to bob during morning time, thats just for a card.
2. In Cain's Not Able, I believe it's faster to get a tissue from Cindy and then have Jerome read the note. (tell me if i'm wrong about this)
Todo lo dices con tan buena onda que casi no se nota la oscuridad del juego xd
I just feel bad for Penny on the last ending, it's just so sad.
I love these I waited for kindergarten 2 and if it’s a thing please do the 3rd one
that hall monitor had a sacrifice so good it compared to pops' sacrifice in the last episode of regular show