Crusader Kings the Movie

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Komentáře • 661

  • @DoorMonster
    @DoorMonster  Před rokem +475

    Alright, take your bets - which parts were and weren't CGI? Comment enough and Paradox might fund a full movie. I mean who knows, we can dream.
    Also, git gaem here - play.crusaderkings.com/DoorMonster

    • @bsmith6784
      @bsmith6784 Před rokem +17

      Go to bed already!

    • @biodude15
      @biodude15 Před rokem +21

      Im betting the flying cart was real

    • @gracehuntsman8868
      @gracehuntsman8868 Před rokem +13

      @@biodude15 Yup that is my guess too
      And the raccoon was obviously real the whole time

    • @notjinxedyet2479
      @notjinxedyet2479 Před rokem +3

      are we back to semi-weekly uploads?

    • @zeldosotube
      @zeldosotube Před rokem +2

      I am so glad paradox is sponsoring more content. Your videos are epic 😂

  • @ZeCoopaTroopa
    @ZeCoopaTroopa Před rokem +1094

    That "he's right behind me" goof killed me. Or maybe that was just the plague.

    • @jamesli629
      @jamesli629 Před rokem +6

      he's not right behind you; he's right above you viewing from a thing called a monitor

    • @m1k3y48
      @m1k3y48 Před rokem +14

      That was a great play on the “he’s behind me” trope

  • @paradoxinteractive
    @paradoxinteractive Před rokem +1437

    But for reals, would you guys see a full CK3 movie if Kyle was directing it?

    • @bluepotato7
      @bluepotato7 Před rokem +108

      In a heartbeat o7

    • @dr.arkman
      @dr.arkman Před rokem +74

      Absolutely

    • @MrDasbinich123
      @MrDasbinich123 Před rokem +43

      Hell yeah I would!

    • @nekrosprime8415
      @nekrosprime8415 Před rokem +27

      Speaking seriously? I'd look at the trailer first, and probably rent instead of buying to be safe.

    • @IndigoRose13
      @IndigoRose13 Před rokem +41

      I would go to an actual theater to see a full CK3 movie directed by Kyle. And I 'hate' movie theaters.

  • @jonathanfrank1189
    @jonathanfrank1189 Před rokem +1249

    I’d watch this as a full movie

    • @MrTawnyMan
      @MrTawnyMan Před rokem +31

      Totally agree where's the patreon for this movie?

    • @paulpaulaner1392
      @paulpaulaner1392 Před rokem +5

      Yep that was my thought to! Really well done. Hope Paradox likes it to, they deffinitly sould! :D

    • @ArchOfWinter
      @ArchOfWinter Před rokem +3

      Patreon stretch goal?

    • @matarono
      @matarono Před rokem +3

      The trailer already is so good

    • @joshuakirkham9593
      @joshuakirkham9593 Před rokem +2

      Where do I get the movie tickets?

  • @tommydoez
    @tommydoez Před rokem +605

    "I've been up for more than 24 hours straight"
    The return of KYLE GO TO SLEEP!

    • @whovo3059
      @whovo3059 Před rokem +11

      Had the same thought

    • @ZeraSeraphim
      @ZeraSeraphim Před 11 měsíci +1

      it's okay, I know how to settle this
      [WHAMS Kyle with Valve's frying pan]
      okay, he's out cold. Someone help me get him to bed.

    • @coryberg4304
      @coryberg4304 Před 11 měsíci

      How the hell is Kyle not dying of sleep deprivation? I mean, seriously, WTF?

  • @toelintetch635
    @toelintetch635 Před rokem +449

    "Duke Whence forth is mine carriage?" this is the funniest line I've ever heard

    • @angusmuir6180
      @angusmuir6180 Před rokem +10

      Right?! It's perfect!

    • @moobles2998
      @moobles2998 Před rokem +8

      I freaking lost it!
      I live for these references!

    • @ruffedgrouse2711
      @ruffedgrouse2711 Před rokem +2

      Whats the reference?

    • @toelintetch635
      @toelintetch635 Před rokem +18

      @@ruffedgrouse2711 It's referencing a stoner film called "Dude where's my car"

    • @moobles2998
      @moobles2998 Před rokem +9

      @@ruffedgrouse2711 'Dude, Where's My Car?' Starring Ashton Kutcher as Jesse and Seann William Scott as Chester.
      A comedy film about: two dimwitted yet lovable party animals who wake up one morning with a burning question:
      "Dude, Where's My Car?"
      Their only clues are a matchbook cover from Kitty Kat strip club and a year's supply of pudding in the fridge. As they retrace their steps, these dudes are in for the ride of their lives, encountering hot alien chicks, dodging killer ostriches, and trying to score "special treats" from their ticked-off twin girlfriends. It's an outrageously sweeeeeet comedy adventure that's "totally entertaining all the way through... totally!"
      ^Taken straight from the trailer description

  • @sirbassoon1844
    @sirbassoon1844 Před rokem +152

    Door Monster: "We shall take a break from sketches and stuff"
    Paradox: "You shall work and we will pay!"
    Door Monster: "Isnt it usually 'or you shall pay'
    Paradox holding a giant chest filled with treasure: "Did we stutter? Now get to work"

  • @SebastianVanWoerkom
    @SebastianVanWoerkom Před rokem +18

    I loved the raccoon somehow getting disguised as a bride. Also having an animal from North America in a movie that's supposed to be set in medieval Europe is a wonderfully '90s touch.

  • @nokh3382
    @nokh3382 Před rokem +686

    If this was an actual movie or series I would watch it because I’m board and in need of good content.

  • @nairocamilo
    @nairocamilo Před rokem +43

    "Uhhhh, He's right behind me, ISN'T HE?"
    Can't be any more 90's MOVIE TRAILER than that

  • @Nuclearburrit0
    @Nuclearburrit0 Před rokem +78

    I love the implication that this is a medieval play and not a modern day movie

  • @GreyAcumen
    @GreyAcumen Před rokem +28

    Everyone's getting hung up on the "he's right behind me" bit, but completely passing up how 110% on point the energy was in the nic cage/pedro pascal homage.

  • @dawesome_sauce
    @dawesome_sauce Před rokem +88

    The homage to "Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent" had me laughing like a maniac. If this were real, I would pay to watch it multiple times.

  • @Thoran666
    @Thoran666 Před rokem +33

    This looks like the kinda movie where the characters accidentally capture Jerusalem with an impovised crusade. Looking forward to more adventures from the brothers.

  • @killsode4760
    @killsode4760 Před rokem +58

    the "he's right behind me" got me far too well

  • @alexfranz817
    @alexfranz817 Před rokem +75

    I love the he's right behind me crisis of faith.
    And Kyle, don't worry about sleep until the raccoon starts talking back.

  • @MudakTheMultiplier
    @MudakTheMultiplier Před rokem +18

    The crossing himself while taking a shot shot was my favorite bit actually.

  • @MarsEgg2525
    @MarsEgg2525 Před rokem +281

    All hail the return of the king! Great to see you guys back.

    • @fabianlaibin6956
      @fabianlaibin6956 Před rokem +7

      The Paradox assimilation is complete, now we only need to wait for a Door Monster game by Paradox

  • @EverythingIsAJunkDrawer
    @EverythingIsAJunkDrawer Před rokem +41

    The retro aesthetic was done perfectly. Could be a video from 12 years ago, very nice.

    • @drafmine4526
      @drafmine4526 Před rokem +12

      12 years ago? More like 24 years ago... 12 years ago Blu-ray was at its peak and subscription streaming was already taking off

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 Před rokem

      Didn't Paradox made sketches like these back in 2012 for CK2?

    • @floridaball4896
      @floridaball4896 Před rokem

      @Rezandra Rizky Irianto - 19 yeah and this has the same vibes

  • @thedragonguru2332
    @thedragonguru2332 Před rokem +12

    Your twist on the "He's right behind me, isn't he?" made me laugh out loud uproariously. You cracked it, trope's yours, everyone else go home

  • @CygnusTheSilly
    @CygnusTheSilly Před rokem +83

    Absolutely nailed this sketch

  • @nordnord8141
    @nordnord8141 Před rokem +16

    Great sketch and I loved Squire cameo. So happy to see you back at it.

  • @Cobblerfiend
    @Cobblerfiend Před rokem +11

    as someone who remembers the majority of the 90's I can confirm that this would be a movie. somewhere between 95 and 2000 for style and trailer

  • @supersingalong1
    @supersingalong1 Před rokem +22

    Every time another Paradox sketch comes out, my day is made. Great job guys!

  • @ericbambach3222
    @ericbambach3222 Před rokem +21

    Truly a tour to test one's faith!
    The faith of the brothers, their horses, and everyone with the (mis)fortune to be in their path!

  • @rusenaliylmaz4245
    @rusenaliylmaz4245 Před rokem +41

    It’s always a good day when a new door monster video comes out!

  • @m_chupon5131
    @m_chupon5131 Před rokem +3

    Wow what an iconic performance by Squire! Nobody can hold a goblet like that guy let me tell you

  • @glurgbarble7268
    @glurgbarble7268 Před rokem +4

    I loved the post credit scene where they teased the next movie by having the Crusader King meet the Bubonic Plague

  • @fakeskyler2305
    @fakeskyler2305 Před rokem +6

    I'd watch this. I'd pay money to watch this. If I had the cash, I'd fund this so everyone else could watch it.

  • @Grisu1805
    @Grisu1805 Před rokem +3

    Not Squire making a cameo appearance! 😂 Oh yeah, I love it!

  • @jddes
    @jddes Před rokem +4

    This is so great! I hope Kyle had a lot of fun with all the VFX in this one. I really want a Door Monster medieval buddy-adventure movie. Sponsored by Paradox, of course

  • @VxV631
    @VxV631 Před rokem +12

    I am kinda disappointed that this might not actually be real xD I would totally watch this xD especially if the editing was fast paced and obnoxious on purpose like this xD very well made! Been so proud of how far Y'all have come and I am so pleased to see Y'all enjoying yourselves and your success! Keep it up my dudes!

  • @SonicKing84
    @SonicKing84 Před rokem +21

    WOO!🎉 Biggest movie release of the year as far as I’m concerned.

  • @dimwarlock
    @dimwarlock Před rokem +6

    You just don't fail, every time I see a video on this channel is just a stupid smile on my face.

  • @admthrawnuru
    @admthrawnuru Před rokem +3

    This unironically looks better than 90% of actual movies recently.

  • @BluishGreenPro
    @BluishGreenPro Před rokem +6

    Paradox needs to sponsor an actual movie version of this

  • @madness1231
    @madness1231 Před rokem +1

    So many of the bits in this made me laugh, but that "he's right behind me" bit made me choke on my drink lmao

  • @pointlesspaperclip2365
    @pointlesspaperclip2365 Před rokem +4

    The low fidelity raccoon prop actually made the trailer all the more real.😂

  • @acrow5
    @acrow5 Před rokem +1

    This is why I always come back to this channel. Every video you put out is consistently good. Great job guys, glad you have you back.

  • @0That_Guy0
    @0That_Guy0 Před rokem

    This feels like a mix of "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure" and "Dude, Where's My Car?". I love it!

  • @endgame7568
    @endgame7568 Před rokem +5

    Two videos in a week and half? I feel spoiled.
    And they were both amazing

  • @martins.2502
    @martins.2502 Před rokem +1

    I'm glad you guys are posting again. I loved every second of it

  • @LucasCarter2
    @LucasCarter2 Před rokem

    I love seeing that one sketch about the king dying over and over inside this video.

  • @TheBigBadForumTroll
    @TheBigBadForumTroll Před rokem +3

    Haha, that was great. That really brought the bargain bin VHS nostalgia back. Even though it was for an add, this is the kinda video is the reason I`m stilled subbed. Hope to see more :)

  • @ThoriberoCaroli
    @ThoriberoCaroli Před rokem +2

    One of the few creators out there I am willing and commited to watch a commercial by. ^^
    Seriously, I think Door Monster could turn almost any product into a good video.

  • @YTMaxDanger
    @YTMaxDanger Před rokem +1

    I actually burst out laughing from the line "hes right behind me isnt he?"

  • @kyral4978
    @kyral4978 Před rokem +1

    Every Paradox video you guys do is an instant classic! Really nice visual flair on this one, too!

  • @DerekSwan
    @DerekSwan Před rokem

    This was honestly fantastic. Some of your best work!

  • @Tavor57
    @Tavor57 Před rokem +1

    I don't know what's happening, but I love it and need this to be a full movie project *please*
    also: please, for the love of jebus, take care of yourself Kyle

  • @AquaticMessiah
    @AquaticMessiah Před rokem +1

    This needs to be made into a movie, I want to see Shenanigans beget Shenanigans.

  • @vermas4654
    @vermas4654 Před 8 měsíci

    I like the idea of medieval theatre trailers where the actors show parts of a future play before the main play

  • @bladepeterson778
    @bladepeterson778 Před rokem

    what a wonderful trailer/sketch! It is so nice to have you back!

  • @johnfraire6931
    @johnfraire6931 Před rokem

    I love that recreation of Nick and Pedro driving, top notch

  • @bigblueshoe777
    @bigblueshoe777 Před rokem

    This is the best medieval-themed parody trailer I've seen since the Brothers Chaps put out their trailer for Peasant's Quest on Flash around 20 years ago.

  • @Yokelmutt
    @Yokelmutt Před rokem +1

    Love your work in general. Love that paradox loves your work too.

  • @Thehouseoffail
    @Thehouseoffail Před rokem

    That writing was so tight! Well done Doormonster team! Alwaya happy to see more from you!

  • @simplyspenser887
    @simplyspenser887 Před rokem

    It was worth waiting, amazing video, thank you guys:)

  • @cookechris28
    @cookechris28 Před rokem

    I can already tell which parts of this VHS would get fuzzy from me rewinding it over and over.

  • @daemonslime3287
    @daemonslime3287 Před rokem

    This is absolutely brilliant, should definitely make a series of it.

  • @justderp5713
    @justderp5713 Před rokem +1

    Awesome video! You guys never lost your touch!

  • @jamesflynn7054
    @jamesflynn7054 Před rokem

    Awesome video as always, great references as well!!

  • @baerdred
    @baerdred Před rokem

    One of the best Door Monster vids I've seen in a long time! 🤣

  • @AtrakKarta
    @AtrakKarta Před rokem

    Possibly the best ad for a game I've ever seen, and I've seen your other videos!

  • @Elvan-Lady
    @Elvan-Lady Před rokem

    God, you really nailed the tone of the 90s comedy trailers.

  • @Nikanuur
    @Nikanuur Před rokem

    I love your CK skits, they feel just like more of the official "Seven Deadly Sins" videos for CK2 all those years ago (your "Long May He Reign" and Paradox's "Greed" in particular fight over the same brain cell)

  • @blackchibisan8116
    @blackchibisan8116 Před rokem

    I adore that y’all are back

  • @Fort_Master
    @Fort_Master Před rokem +2

    I seriously need the full version of the Music at the end of Trailer!

  • @spenceduggs8449
    @spenceduggs8449 Před rokem

    "Duke, Whenceforth Is My Carriage?" was pretty good too. Almost as knavish as Grand Matriarch's Hovel or The Three Buffons!

  • @vaniellys
    @vaniellys Před rokem

    Door Monster is back and I'm loving it !

  • @JeanLucPicard85
    @JeanLucPicard85 Před rokem

    This is unironically one of your best vids.

  • @generalbacon7476
    @generalbacon7476 Před rokem

    I think this is my new favorite skit you've done even beating out the civ ones

  • @cancerino666
    @cancerino666 Před rokem +1

    Oh man, that reference at the end killed me.

  • @alexjaeger3033
    @alexjaeger3033 Před rokem

    Happy to see you guys back.

  • @Ghirahim3
    @Ghirahim3 Před rokem

    I don't think this was supposted to be available yet yet? It's unlisted.
    On the other hand it's another great Crusader Kings video - so glad to see you guys keep going and making great content.

  • @alexkroeker5425
    @alexkroeker5425 Před rokem

    Okay, now I(and a ton of other people) want a full production of this.

  • @arock6208
    @arock6208 Před rokem

    This was amazing glad to see door monster back

  • @resileaf9501
    @resileaf9501 Před rokem +1

    This is literally absolute perfection.

  • @BlueMarten
    @BlueMarten Před rokem

    - I wouldn't even care if the whole thing was cheesily CGI, give me a full half hour of this with your stupendous writing.

  • @dclark142002
    @dclark142002 Před rokem

    Getting that 90s direct to video vibe PERFECTLY!

  • @cartergeorge1545
    @cartergeorge1545 Před rokem +1

    LOVE the squire cameo

  • @Dragoderian
    @Dragoderian Před rokem

    I see the reference to "The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent" and I am HERE for it. Thank you!

  • @sivelti3914
    @sivelti3914 Před rokem

    I would watch this since it looks really fun. Great video!

  • @pkthunder7008
    @pkthunder7008 Před rokem

    This is some of your best work

  • @wintercaesaria2492
    @wintercaesaria2492 Před rokem

    Literally the best video I've watched in months

  • @pandapounce
    @pandapounce Před rokem

    Yes! Not only a Door Monster, but a hilarious one as well! This has big 90s energy all over it.

  • @nemtudom5074
    @nemtudom5074 Před rokem

    This feels like classic Door Monster content!

  • @herbivorethecarnivore8447

    My fav thing about this is that it could absolutely feasibly happen ingame

  • @TheM8
    @TheM8 Před rokem +1

    i love paradox for bringing you back!

  • @benchehebar2833
    @benchehebar2833 Před 8 měsíci

    This is such a cool and funny video, I’ve loved your recent videos

  • @fakjbf3129
    @fakjbf3129 Před rokem

    “Duke Whenceforth is My Carriage” made me spit out my drink.

  • @k1ng5urfer
    @k1ng5urfer Před 11 měsíci +1

    I've been up for more than 24hrs straight. Ah yes, classic Kyle.

  • @exactlysquirrel8331
    @exactlysquirrel8331 Před rokem

    Honestly a road trip movie about a pair of brothers taking a pilgrimage to Jerusalem to get their inheritance back and un excommunicated respectively is a movie I would watch

  • @mrenemorio
    @mrenemorio Před rokem

    stupid youtube not showing me yall posted new vids. glad yall are back at it I always have hopefully always will love your videos❤‍🔥

  • @azhida1556
    @azhida1556 Před rokem

    This is amazing, beautiful, wonderful

  • @MrQuantumInc
    @MrQuantumInc Před rokem

    Every time somebody mentions the Canterbury Tales I think to myself that it would make a great road trip comedy. I should probably read them someday.

  • @micahwest3566
    @micahwest3566 Před rokem +1

    Paradox continues to make excellent advertising decisions

  • @roguezero9851
    @roguezero9851 Před rokem

    Im so happy to see Door Monster back in classic fashion.

  • @eskurian8565
    @eskurian8565 Před rokem

    The editing on this is brilliant.

  • @johnnyboeck8952
    @johnnyboeck8952 Před rokem

    This NEEDS to be made!

  • @SpiritdragonR
    @SpiritdragonR Před rokem

    Amazing. Absolutely amazing - no other words