Danny Bhoy - Visitor's Guide to Scotland
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- The definitive guide to Scotland from Danny Bhoy. Visit www.dannybhoy.com for more videos, tour dates and special offers.
Dannys special premieres March 6th @ 10PM on Comedy Central! The DVD drops April 6th! - Komedie
"You wouldn't think Glasgow was one of the first ten holiday destinations in Europe .. And you'd be right "
That one killed me .
I thought of Jeremy Clarkson for some reason when I heard that.
Lol
I laughed obnoxiously there. His timing was awesome.
The Gáidhlig one has me in bits lol
"Most people speak the Queen's English... that is if the Queen had a serious case of Tourettes". I spat my tea at that one.
What is it with Scotland & Tourettes jokes ? Recent furor again at the Dave awards. What a hoot !
Finally got the basis for the T jokes. Duh ! The Scots talk as if they all had Tourettes.
LOL
@Rob Spore
Your pic is of the missing people poster.😂🙆🤦
`Im from America` *Glass breaks* ` WANKER! ` That part cracked me up
That was the best part.
Panzer Kamper here as well😀
Joshua Tumambo you're probably a Canadian. They feel worse about Canadians.
MrAllthatnmore nah canada’s sound
Jealousy is an ugly cologne. So suits the scotts.
clearly demonstrates Scotland best asset - a unique and great sense of humour - lol
+Hooch nah, their sense of humour, among just about everything else, is shared by the rest of britain and ireland but heres where their true merits lay - they take it further and are less prone to falter. its like theyre the last bastion of the britons. there are pockets in england and wales but the scots have held fastest. long may it continue.
im english and, as such, it may sound sycophantic but fuck that. i like these isles and their folk and i dont give a fuck about the the uk. long live ireland, scotland, wales and england and god save these isles!
+synchc From your mouth to God's ear, mate! Long may the isles prosper. We in the States loove ye all.
Tim Mungenast i hate to be the downer but its right. london's prosperity was england's downfall and its happening again across the ocean. strong feelings for you lot but take care.
Sarcasm is the other.
Hooch ha ha. Good one. I lived there for 5 years, didn’t come across anyone with a sense of humour.
Scotland has unique anti-terrorism:
"we'll set aboot ye...." 😂
This was my favourite 🤣🤣
Can somebody translate this to English please??
@@mumblic means to fight you
@@mumblic what part
@@TheBrataccas we'll set aboot ye.
I'm on vacation at Scotland while watching this, I regret nothing
I thought this was going to be a boring professional guide to Scotland but its way more epic xD
😆
"All the top design houses: Lidl, TK Maxx, Alis Cave.
Dying. Used to live above Alis.
"It's often said that you don't know what's in your back yard...unless you're Fred West."
Best punchline about serial killers ever uttered.
And here I thought Scotland only consisted of masses of people in track suits engaging in melee combat with a horse militia on a soccer field.
facts about ur mum That is Russia, except for the soccer field' part
That's only at the weekends.
I thought that was just Fife
What's soccer?
We know football.
@@nfspbarrister5681 Scotland it’s fitbaw
"or the sound of a musical instrument" .. aw man that's my favourite
I live in Glasgow, and I approve of this message :)
What part of Glasgow, cuz i'm from Motherwells!
Tynan Blue
Bellahouston (which is near Ibrox) :)
No I'm not a football fan .... Formula 1 & Rugby for me :)
jumpjet777 nice i play Rugby every here and there!
Ibrox, aka, Castle Greyskull xD
Come from springburn, near posil park
Love Scotland. It's absolutely beautiful.
And ah. The sass. Nowhere does sass as well as the British Isles. So dry, so sarcastic... it's perfect in every way, and Scotland is the crowning glory of that.
The Fred West joke made me laugh for longer than I'm used to.
@@iamnormal8648 Fred West was a murderer who buried his victims in his garden.
i got the joke even without knowing who he was and what he did lmao! my brain automatically went for "he must be a serial killer burying bodies in backyard" and laughed out
Oh god Dundee
The teen-pregnancy capital of Europe
That's scumdee for ya haha
MasterAtheistic no way haha
Also the drugs death capital of Europe!
(I still love Dundee though)
It's like the southern Confederate states of the USA
Dundee was never the drugs death capital of Europe, neither was Edinburgh, even though Trainspotting promulgated that image of our capital, but sadly you are true about the first claim. I can't remember the year (maybe 1994?) but it was found in a study of European cities that Dundee had the highest prevalence of teen pregnancies. Not exactly a feather in our cap :/
I've been to Scotland twice, fuckin' loved it! I only met one sane person there the whole time and he was the cop that frisked me in the airport. Stayed in Glasgow one time and had a blast. Played a gig in some place called Fat Boab's in Kincardine..which was like an open lunatic asylum and toured about off the beaten track around Saltcoats and a few other spots. Great people, and well worth a visit. All the best from Ireland.
my first meal in Scotland was from a Bulgarian fish and chip shop in Aberdeen.
All the jokes aside, I always liked Scotland. The bagpipes, the mountains, the free spirit of it's people...
Free Spirit? Nah Hollyrood taxed that...
The heroin
Are yee drunk man!
Gaelic is the traditional language spoken here in scotland however it is rarely used outside of communities rife with incest.
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As someone from the isle of Skye I can confirm this
@@kayleighinglis5861 hoots fae Edinburgh! 💙👋🏴👋💙
Im pretty sure the isle of lewis has like 3 total surnames.
I'm an Australian of Scottish decent. Visiting Scotland is the one thing I wanna do before I die and this vid has given me so much more incentive. Cheers, Danny.. You're a fuckin legend!
Did you ever visit Scotland?
Beware the Agony Bags with pipes.
"You wouldn't think Glasgow was one of the top 10 holiday destinations in Europe.... and you'd be right"
LOL.
As a Dundonian, I'm delighted with the portrayal of our fair city here.
Lived in Auld Reekie for four years...am still homesick for it. Best place on earth!!
I'm from Dundee. The half second snippet of one of the signs was more than it deserved, lol
"It's often said you don't know what's in your own back yard, unless your Fred West" LOL so dark
That was the funniest thing I have ever seen on you tube. I couldn't stop laughing!
I really do want to go to Scotland now.
counterproductive to the very point of this video
I myself am from Scotland and it is a beautiful place (in some places). But i found this very entertaining
+Georgia Prior :: I think in this season ,the best countries for traveling are Iran & India , you can see rare birds & Animals and amazing forests in Caspian sea ,And even Persian Cuisines and Indian Cuisines are great,..I know these countries very well because I have traveled to many remote areas in both countries
I would kill for some giant scab and chopped arshole right now. Love them both but they are nowhere to be found in these parts of Canada. :(
really? you can at least find the giant scab in any Irish pub in the country, or any worth its salt
Not where I am in New Brunswick.. Best I can find locally is Acadien Blood Pudding. And sadly, it just isn't the same.
well if you're ever in Halifax, Durty Nellys does a good full irish
I might have to enlist a friend to drive me to Hali. Not that far from Moncton.
Thanks for the tip Alex!
Ah ! I had relatives in Dieppe then, they moved near Ottawa. Shediac's mascot was my favorite so was Hopewell Rocks.
The taste of the Mediterranean : salt
😂😂😂
The taste of England:Hot water, the best spice ever!
Nope fresh herbs salt is only in so called mediterranian Restaurants outside italy
Only 33 seconds in and I'm laughing my ass off already! Excellent to have him come out in the rain for a promo to go to a country.
I come from a gaelic speaking community ........you should visit us sometime ....... you'll love it .
"You may start to hear what sounds like someone fucking a cat!" XD This guy is awesome.
"jew-hating mel gibson" LMAO
I mean, it’s an accurate descriptor.
I was planning to visit Scotland one day. Then I came across this video while looking for more touristic information. I want to visit it even more now 😂 . Cheers from Argentina !
My wife and I spent 3 weeks there this year visiting before unmet relatives and making new friends. We had a great time and the natives made fun of my Texas accent while I teased them about theirs. We plan to go back as soon as possible.
Glad to hear it, friend :) Every society everywhere has it's share of delinquents and layabouts but Scots in general are friendly people, it stems from a code we have had that dates back more than a millennia - that any person in your "home" should be treated as a welcomed guest, even if they are your enemy. The 'Glencoe Massacre' in the 17th century where many of clan MacDonald were killed by clan Campbell became known as 'slaughter by trust' since one warring party welcomed the other into their homes believing their guests would honour the code. That incident turned the Campbell clan into pariahs as it was unheard of for a Scot to betray the code, let alone against fellow Scots.
Sadly, this virtuous part of our history is not known to most modern day Scots unless they have taken an interest in their own history, as I do, but thankfully the idea that "every person in your home should be treated as a friend" seems to have permeated down through our culture to the present day. I'm glad you enjoyed your stay and I hope you do come back and enjoy another.
HaHa! Even after 17 years in Germany, my Texas accent dominates, and the Krauts loved making fun of it!
You dont know whats in your own back yard..unless you are Fred West..lol
I'm incredibly proud of my roots and of Scotland too.
" A wee Scouser. "
BUD MAC.
Hilarious vid and solid Scots sense of humor. I happen to love haggis on toast with my neeps and tatties but never been a big fan of black pudding, AKA scabs.
Free Scotland black pudding is nasty.
Free Scotland try it wae beans mate
I'm Scottish through and through but the idea of eating dried blood irks me even more than the thought of eating brussel sprouts.
Pure dead brilliant. Ain't got any other way to describe this.
This makes me miss Scotland oh so very much, had such an amazing time there and met so many awesome people! Also...Haggis, not so bad really :)
Too right! The cheek on that Bhoy! I LOVE IT!
The first note of the bagpipe did send a shiver down my spine, favorite instrument..
i'm from Macedonia by the way, and Scottish music is awesome :D
lol.Never been there but love all things Scottish.My grandad still got his accent and passed down traditions thru the family..Aye even inherited a taste for laphroag..Proud of my Scottish roots..Jason Mckenzie(New Zealand)
Just heard about this guy tonight - about 2 hrs ago on Montreal radio - and can't get enough of him...hilarious!
I’m from Fiji, my wife Scottish...... so I put this on to show my three boys about their Scottish side....... the spear chucking side seems more fascinating to them now......🤦🏻♂️
Literally Finland
It's why my girlfriend loves it here
Ratzler I really want to go to Finland, glad to know I won't miss home too much!
Any signal yet? 😂🤣 gassed out laughing 😂
I went to Glasgow University for a year....and oddly....this brings back many fond memories. This is the Scotland I love and fled.
Haha, this makes me wanna visit Scotland even more. Brilliant!
"Whull set aboot ye"
That clip was of John Smeaton, the guy who stopped a terrorist attack in Glasgow in 2007. A terrorist rammed a car full of burning gas cylinders into Glasgow airport and upon exiting his vehicle - while he was on fire - John punched him in the face, padded out the flames on his burning clothing and then set about hitting him some more. His interviews became internet memes because in an interview he said "If you start that shite up here we'll set aboot ye!" 'Setting about' someone means jumping on and attacking them.
Incidentally Jihadis never tried again, I imagine the image of a Scottish guy beating the shit out of a burning terrorist stuck with them.
As I recall Smeaton also booted the burning terrorist right in his jihadicles..
And there was never a terrorist attack in scotland since... Wonder why.
@@krashd ahahahahaaaa! That is THE BEST!!! Thank you for this explanation...I don't know how I ever missed that story. Brilliant.
Absolutely, fabulously brilliant!!!!
I love how Scottish people make fun of themselves. You've got great sense of humour)
Btw, I love Edinburgh ❤
Excellent!! 6 years as a Geordie living in Glasogow - made me laugh my cock off.
pay back for everyone rippin on your accent?
Sri Lankan Phone Directry! Hahahaha
Did a road trip in Scotland in 2018 (Edinburgh and the Highlands). Two weeks 20°C, sun and blue sky. One of the best trips of my life.
I love Danny that was brilliant!!!
hahaaha Wow... grand sense of humour, produced by tourism dept. Bowled over by Scotland, camping in areas without cell signal... Bliss.
Fookin' brilliant, this!
Sounds like I'll be warmly welcomed when I visit. Thanks!
When you hear that first note, it does send a shiver down your spine 🤣 i frankly enjoy listening to bagpipes, but YES at the very beginning of the songs there's always a moment of total disconnect
lol that was hilarious! I really like this guy. he is so funny.
I just recently discovered you.You are funny as heck.And so darn cute!
I'm going to study in Aberdeen for a year starting this September, and after watching this...I CANT WAIT
Oh Danny, I've such a fan since well don't know exactly for how long but many a year! Keep on cracking me up! Love from The Netherlands!
I got a similar reaction to my accent in a pub when I was visiting. Not quite as extreme as in this video, but it was still a reaction. lol
I dunno why Scottish are always on about the amount of rain. I lived there for 5 years and all I saw was occasional light rain. It’s the grey sky and lack of sun and blue sky that gets you down.
I remember he played this at the start of his gig a few years ago at the Festival, never laughed so much in my life because it's so bloody true :)
I love scotland, ive lived here all my life (16 years) and i probebly always will hehe. It may be cold but its beautiful. I love Danny Bhoy he is so funny.
Emma x
a place worth visiting and the best accent hehe
naveen kala Wit the fuck you oan aboot?
I actually like haggis quite a bit and want to go to Scotland.
the greatest wee country in the world :)
Kevin Meisenbacher hope ye like rain mate
had some in a BBQ style recently, more tolerable than the usual, but prefer a single malt liquid lunch to haggis anytime.
+Uncle Keith from tropical country next from yer colony down under. rain does not scare me! ;)
i would not normally click on and ad for Scotland but i saw Danny Bhoy and i laugh non stop cheers
Lol! I grew up with that sound. The Bag Pipers were the bomb in my HS! The whole band was! It was weird, the geeks were popular, as were the band members who traveled to England and Scotland every year to play. I played piano, but I should have been in Color Guard damn it!My HS was topsy turvy in that way...but the band members didn't get bullied, they were envied.
I'm from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania in case you were wondering.
i learnt everything i needed to know about Scotlands culture and language from Rab C Nesbitt.
on a side note: this couldve been funnier seeing as Danny is quite funny.
Seriously DOES NOT GET ANY FUNNIER!! I'm sore from laughter when ever I watch anything of his! I agree clips are way WAY to short! Need more!!
Thanks now i know where i am going next summer!!! Italy
This is absolutely brilliant!
Dude. LMAO. Someone has to do one like this about the USA
Haggis is actually quite tasty if anyone is wondering.
It has to be for people to go through eating all those shitty ingredients.
+Erald Ylli shitty ingredients?
Have you ever been to any fast food place? There's worse thing than liver
Erald Ylli
You do realise those parts are perfectly fine to eat ? How the fuck do you even get to a state that a part of a corpse is suddenly the wrong one to eat ?
Denis Brezovsky I don't like it but I'm not judging
Denis Brezovsky I've eaten worse. bring it on
I'm studying abroad in Scotland right now and I kept going, "I've been there!... I know that place!... Hey, that's (blank)!... Oh, I remember that!... Hey, I'm going there next week!"
Also, I happen to like the bagpipes. And the brogue. *rawr*
One of your best Danny...
i had haggis when i went to scotland. delicious
does it smell like urine? or was it just mine?
no not at all. maybe they didn't know how to make it. sorry you had a bad experience though, that sucks
key2010 The taste of haggis always depends on your accent. If you have an English or American accent, then there's a good chance that the chef pissed in your haggis! ;)
Haggis is awesome!
i know right?
4:00 - 4:13 is the best line in comedy
Went to Scotland in 1984. Had a great time prowling around the country on the wonderful train system. Even sat and played cribbage on the train to Perth with a Falklands War veteran who had a steel plate in his skull. He won the damned game … Scottish super powers? Or steel plate could sense my cards? Regardless, when you live in Canada, Scotland in October is like summer! Great video, Danny!
My granny called playing bagpipes “squeezing the cat” any time I hear the pipes start up I hear granny.
To be fair, American hot dogs are also made of animal parts most people wouldn't think to eat. (including pigs' anus)
1:03 what did he say?? xD
CZcams CC says "You share about you." ...whatever that means.
"We'll set about you", it's John smeaton, he kicked a burning jihadist in the balls at Glasgow airport XD
yes, they mistook him for a Greenpeace protester.
Northern_Norse_ Celt
That's a brave guy.
We'll set about ya.
The opening scene with the lovely weather sold me.
Ah Danny. I remember ye well from the "Eleven O'Clock Show" ye were just a wee laddie then! Great to see ya!
He is one of ma favourite comedians - didnae need the reference to tourettes which can be a truly horrifice and incredibly painful condition for people who are afflicted wi it and I believe not everyone wi tourettes has the coprolalia element but i could be wrong am no an expert jist know sufferers who have suffered fur years. However naebudys perfect least o aw me, n most folk urny really familiar wi this condition so mebbe don't realise the impact this cood huv on the sufferers. PLJFC
Yeah, I agree, don't like to make fun of people with disabilities. What is 'PLJFC'?
peace love joy freedom compassion - jist try n put it oot where i kin n i don't like to be negative or judgemental, tho sumtimes i am.
janet connor I agree. I saw Danny, live, a couple of years ago, and he was great. Comedians use several maladies to make a point funny, and because they can't get away with physical or developmental problems anymore (not politically correct...although it doesn't seem to have hurt Trump) they've switched to neuro-chemical problems, like Tourette's and ADHD. I have a son with ADHD and it does piss me off when jokes are made at the expense of kids with these problems, but it's unlikely anybody is going to stop anytime soon. But you are bang on - it's not so funny when you are living with it or have a child who suffers with it. Having said that, I still love Danny, all things Scottish (except the bar brawls ) and the bagpipes ! ....o flower of Scotland..,when will we see your like again. That stood and died for yer we bit hill and glen. Ahh..sigh.
There's a surprising amount of racism in the comment section
🌟 *Prestwick Airport seems like he best way to go...*
Danny cracks me up. Well done
I'm pishin my sell, have tae say very funny not very true but very funny
He is just , not funny.
Omar Blackwood yes he is
Get to fuck!
redknight801 right fuck off !
George Job What the fuck are you on about?
well fuckya.
Danny Bhoy is just awesome!!
I love this so much!!
Brilliant, just sheer comedic illumination 🤣🤩🤣
Brilliant! And very funny!
(Miss Olsen, Denmark)
Love it Danny Bhoy, just love it.
I've always wanted to go to Scotland. And now, I want to go even more!
Me, too. I spent 17 years in Germany, and visited a great deal of Europe, but never made it to Scotland. Verdammte Scheisse! :)