Danny Bhoy - The Problems With Noah And His Ark

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  • čas přidán 18. 02. 2016
  • #DannyBhoy on the 2012 London Olympics, the moral behind every church hymn, and why Noah and his Ark would not have been welcomed in Scotland.
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Komentáře • 137

  • @shonnyNOR
    @shonnyNOR Před 4 lety +45

    Arguably the most charming and witty of all comedians!

    • @_._.avid._._5951
      @_._.avid._._5951 Před 4 lety +2

      Arguably

    • @caralama08
      @caralama08 Před 3 lety +1

      Jonn Mero and super cute too boot! 🥰🦋❤️🙏

    • @JohnDoe-bo5yk
      @JohnDoe-bo5yk Před 2 lety +1

      I hadn't seen much of him him, kinda forgot who he was but listened to a skit just before. Shit, I gotta go for a binge tonite

    • @jsanders299
      @jsanders299 Před rokem

      You will like Sebastian Maniscalco too.

    • @shonnyNOR
      @shonnyNOR Před rokem

      @@jsanders299 Hardly. Lacks Danny Bhoy's carisma. But being a seppo and being funny generally doesn't go together, as the two good US comedians, Robin Williams and George Carlin aren't with us nay more. Both missed!

  • @vanessalara9187
    @vanessalara9187 Před 2 lety +30

    Danny Bhoy is great I love his comedy and his smile

  • @rosemaryclarke2348
    @rosemaryclarke2348 Před rokem +9

    He's great isn't he! I can't watch anything on bagpipes now without rolling up with laughter!😂😂

  • @snowfox7739
    @snowfox7739 Před 3 lety +5

    6:25 I got a little worried there at first....lmao

  • @borisbrian2565
    @borisbrian2565 Před 4 lety +10

    Thanks CZcams you gave me a Unique comedian

  • @madeleine6866
    @madeleine6866 Před 7 lety +34

    The pipes, the pipes are calling...

  • @artsy__heart7972
    @artsy__heart7972 Před 7 lety +14

    when he said mosquitoes... preach!!!! 😂

  • @maryraisch6648
    @maryraisch6648 Před 2 lety +5

    Danny is Brilliant! I love it and him! Unbelievable!

  • @tenthousanddaysofgratitude
    @tenthousanddaysofgratitude Před 7 měsíci +2

    I love Danny. He never fails to make me laugh.

  • @FatesWishes
    @FatesWishes Před 6 lety +8

    My dog woke up and looked around at 5:00 lol

  • @OD_G00N
    @OD_G00N Před 4 lety +5

    Oh, Danny Bhoyyyy,
    The pipes, the pipes...

  • @bjhunnicutt652
    @bjhunnicutt652 Před 8 lety +20

    5:50. DID THAT. Did that many a time.

  • @krisadler6509
    @krisadler6509 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I love how he breaks up laughing occasionally. Reminds me a bit of Red Skelton who used to giggle at his jokes 😂

  • @amandaholobeck1771
    @amandaholobeck1771 Před 4 lety +4

    You are awesome , I’ve lived in the USA for 18 years I’ve just discovered you , I love you

  • @aaronsensei7637
    @aaronsensei7637 Před měsícem

    Love Danny Bhoy always a great laugh and very charming

  • @dutchpascale
    @dutchpascale Před 8 lety +12

    Love him!

  • @starrayenightmiracles
    @starrayenightmiracles Před 4 lety +17

    I can so relate with the Christmas carol bit... It's just me every time I try to sing 😭😭

  • @JillnArt
    @JillnArt Před 9 dny

    Great comedy. Wonderful personality.

  • @kvswar
    @kvswar Před 4 lety +4

    Very funny. Happy..

  • @jayaniweerasinghe7939
    @jayaniweerasinghe7939 Před 4 lety +13

    He said basilica instead of church this time 😃

  • @FrknRican86
    @FrknRican86 Před 7 lety +11

    I watch this as I hold my pet rat. Lol.

  • @jasonland455
    @jasonland455 Před 4 lety +8

    That’s where they got the ahhAHHaaamen

  • @juliaa.briges1341
    @juliaa.briges1341 Před 5 lety +4

    ...and take mosquitoes with u! 🤣

  • @DonOmarRamiro
    @DonOmarRamiro Před 6 lety +6

    hee hee hee... 4:03 mark. That laugh is killing me.

  • @sofiabarrera5227
    @sofiabarrera5227 Před 4 lety +4

    4:05 this dude laughing is breaking him he's trying so hard not to laugh

  • @Flamezz7
    @Flamezz7 Před 8 lety +159

    anyone point out how he looks like a brown david tennant

  • @chickenchauffeur3791
    @chickenchauffeur3791 Před 9 měsíci +1

    The escalator joke was Mitch Hedbergs joke

  • @CalvinLimuel
    @CalvinLimuel Před 4 lety +30

    you can make so many more jokes from Noah’s Ark lol

    • @RomarioFouardo
      @RomarioFouardo Před 4 lety

      To be honest my friend never liked any type of jokes on any type of religion, it's just very sensitive and it should be highly appreciated and respected, I'm talking about all religions

    • @RomarioFouardo
      @RomarioFouardo Před 4 lety +1

      @jriden
      Just out of respect bro, you don't like my opinion don't take it, ignore it, I won't

    • @teddyscrubs
      @teddyscrubs Před 3 lety +1

      @@RomarioFouardo Then don't listen to them then

    • @Rheok1
      @Rheok1 Před 2 lety

      Go on then

  • @ericamary6778
    @ericamary6778 Před 6 lety +10

    He looks so cute.

  • @rachelzuniga5300
    @rachelzuniga5300 Před 3 lety

    He funny !!! 🤣

  • @haleighferland6577
    @haleighferland6577 Před 4 lety +11

    The dislikes are from the rats and zebras that got turned away

  • @balwinderdosanjh1360
    @balwinderdosanjh1360 Před 3 lety +5

    Da crowd did Naye appreciate dis dude ! I've seen him live ! He swears alot 😇. Guess it's not a Canadian fing 🤣...oh well takes all sorts , tarra 😷👋👋👋🇬🇧

  • @frankmckee7803
    @frankmckee7803 Před 4 lety +2

    Great job of advertising

  • @markomarin3414
    @markomarin3414 Před 8 lety +17

    Come Danny where's the new content ?

  • @MrDanee22
    @MrDanee22 Před 4 lety +1

    DANNY BOY

  • @enzoli23
    @enzoli23 Před 7 lety +10

    "If you ever see 4 guys in a boat in Glasgow, you know one of them's not coming back"
    ummm...I might be missing something here, please someone would explain it?

    • @hornetobiker
      @hornetobiker Před 7 lety +15

      One of them is going in the water.... permanently,

    • @enzoli23
      @enzoli23 Před 7 lety

      aaaha..I think I get it now :D thanks!

  • @LordBaNZa
    @LordBaNZa Před 8 lety +53

    So his very first real joke is one of Mitch Hedberg's most famous?

    • @andersonneil2293
      @andersonneil2293 Před 8 lety +38

      broken escalators being stairs is hardly a unique thought

    • @nathanfarley5490
      @nathanfarley5490 Před 8 lety

      +LordBaNZa he elaborated on it tho

    • @digtaka2124
      @digtaka2124 Před 8 lety +1

      +LordBaNZa Totally agree, joke theif indeed

    • @julianswayze5961
      @julianswayze5961 Před 8 lety +8

      escalator temporarily stairs... sorry for the convenience.

    • @joaoxavier7149
      @joaoxavier7149 Před 8 lety +1

      +LordBaNZa Came to say the exact same thing.This is blatant theft of a dead man.

  • @Subxenox15
    @Subxenox15 Před 8 lety +6

    Heavy take from Eddie Izzard, but I enjoyed it

  • @alirazalael8414
    @alirazalael8414 Před 6 lety +1

    great Photoshop skills

  • @frankmckee7803
    @frankmckee7803 Před 4 lety +1

    Not going to buy that mower! Ever!

  • @DH.2016
    @DH.2016 Před 3 lety

    Rowing. Scotland. Katherine Grainger. 2012 Gold Medalist. Oh dear, Danny, oh dear. Still. It got a laugh. Even if .....

  • @ARCoventry
    @ARCoventry Před 6 lety +10

    i know you can accidentally take a joke just subconciousley, but I mean i feel like he shoulda known that was a straight bite from Hedburg

  • @Beekle719
    @Beekle719 Před 8 lety +19

    snatched my favorite mitch hedberg joke right from his act

  • @TimmyStaunton
    @TimmyStaunton Před 7 lety +16

    These jokes are all at least 10 years old

  • @captainelsa2477
    @captainelsa2477 Před 7 lety +4

    He sound like groundskeeper Willie

    • @hamidking78
      @hamidking78 Před 6 lety +2

      Alvin Rogers cause both are Scottish lol

  • @embrezar
    @embrezar Před 4 lety +2

    0:50 His joke about the escalator was simply a more verbose version of the joke Mitch Hedberg told long ago. "An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an 'Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order' sign, just 'Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.'"

  • @warren52nz
    @warren52nz Před 8 měsíci +1

    The biblical story of the flood is arguably the most ridiculous part of the Wholly Buy Bull. Yeah, I know it's comedy and I love it! Just saying....

  • @philipp2236
    @philipp2236 Před 8 lety +2

    this guy again

  • @esse298
    @esse298 Před 4 lety +2

    This is a Mitch hedberg joke. I still like this guy though. For now...

    • @stevenclark1662
      @stevenclark1662 Před 3 lety +1

      Its a common enough observation about escalators, I doubt it was "stolen" intentionally. Plus, he did expand on it quite a bit. I give him a pass.

  • @specialized29er86
    @specialized29er86 Před 6 lety +2

    Was this before or after the Mandela effect.

  • @michiganexpeditions7118
    @michiganexpeditions7118 Před 4 měsíci

    Escalator becoming stairs is a Mitch Hedburg joke. That's a stolen joke.

  • @boredweegie553
    @boredweegie553 Před 2 lety

    That audience are FKN DEAD 😒

  • @joshoppenheimer1388
    @joshoppenheimer1388 Před rokem

    He completely stole Mitch Hedberg’s escalator joke🙄

  • @ark2985
    @ark2985 Před 7 lety +3

    Mitch Hedberb joke!

  • @sen5i
    @sen5i Před 5 měsíci

    Stole Mitch hedbergs escalator joke

  • @OzzieOzzieOzzieOyOyOy
    @OzzieOzzieOzzieOyOyOy Před 6 lety +3

    He needs some new material

  • @garretth9496
    @garretth9496 Před 4 lety +1

    Fun fact there are 77 ancient cultures that reference a worldwide flood and most of them have similarities to the biblical account of a flood.

    • @atomlasisi4494
      @atomlasisi4494 Před 4 lety +3

      By worldwide u mean peculiar to their area? What are the odds if a planet comprising of mainly water not getting occasional floods

    • @garretth9496
      @garretth9496 Před 4 lety

      Atom Lasisi Nope, I said what I said. The vast majority of them include depictions of water covering mountains. So I would assume they mean worldwide buddy

    • @atomlasisi4494
      @atomlasisi4494 Před 4 lety +2

      @@garretth9496 obviously u said what u said 😂... The depicting was done by those who survived yh?
      So if d mountains were covered ,where were d survivors staying ? D peak? I'm curious

  • @KZ_MMA_
    @KZ_MMA_ Před 4 lety

    Must have been so easy to be a comedy back then, so hacky.

  • @maso0994
    @maso0994 Před 8 lety +9

    Sorry but this was a weak performance :(

    • @bjhunnicutt652
      @bjhunnicutt652 Před 8 lety

      +shawn maso Yeah, much like music, bringin' religion into comedy docks about 17 points from the overall score, but I liked the bit with the ark.

    • @Anfubvinch
      @Anfubvinch Před 7 lety +20

      What ?? That's ridiculous. Why would you not bring religion into comedy ?? It's already an enromous source of comedy material in itself.

    • @DanTheDangerousePig
      @DanTheDangerousePig Před 7 lety +5

      shawn maso it was the audience, watch him other places it's much better

  • @jojohehe3251
    @jojohehe3251 Před 2 lety

    I liked the broken escalator joke better 15 years ago when Mitch Hedburg said it. There is no way Danny Bhoy has not heard this joke before. Obvious joke theft.

    • @snelgrave101
      @snelgrave101 Před rokem +1

      All comedians "steal" from other comedians as long as they don't rip th arse out of someone elses act like Dennis Leary did with Bill Hicks

    • @jojohehe3251
      @jojohehe3251 Před rokem

      @@snelgrave101 no, they don't. Hacks do.

  • @thelastmanonearth2631
    @thelastmanonearth2631 Před 4 lety +4

    Way to rip off mitch hedberg with the opening joke 🙄 did you think no Americans would ever see it??

  • @paltinescu
    @paltinescu Před 8 lety +6

    What the hell...? Most of his act was stolen from Eddie Izzard...

  • @thomasmartin4660
    @thomasmartin4660 Před 5 lety +1

    something about not using a mic as a comedian just stinks. never seen a good comedian use an earpiece

  • @Quesadillaeater
    @Quesadillaeater Před 8 lety +8

    Shameless joke thief! Long live Mitch Hedberg

  • @Zerpersande
    @Zerpersande Před 8 měsíci

    Weak.
    Very weak.

  • @josh2Sides2
    @josh2Sides2 Před 4 lety

    Nick others material much?!

  • @bakiterriyaki9794
    @bakiterriyaki9794 Před 4 lety

    This dude basically stole hedburgs escalator joke-- now I dont like him