Danny Bhoy - Haircuts Used To Be Easy
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“CHESTER! PREPARE MY HORSE!”
Best line of the century 😂
ChocoMochi please watch videos of Jim Nduruchi
I think he said, Jester.
Here is a gentleman who needs a Netflix special
he does not, he is telling same stories for 6+ years. Do not get me wrong, he is hilarious speaker and those jokes are working but netflix special should be something new, original and bang on special. This was special...yeah, those six years ago.
@@ctx4241 Jeff Dunham's been telling the same jokes for 20 years (he's a MASTER recycler!) but he has multiple Netflix specials...
Not that they're any good, but that doesn't stop them from existing or my sister from watching them religiously.
Otaku Prepper couldn’t agree more one of my fave comedians him and Daniel schloss two of the most funny Scots there are !
He has plenty of new material. I have seen him 3 years ago and beginning of this month when he toured Canada but he stopped recording and making dvds few years ago. So only time you can hear and see his new material is by attending his live shows
he stated in an interview that he doesnt ever want to be on netflix
Definitely the most charming comedian around. That smile of his is just magic.
Can u imagine Danny going to India and speaking in his Scottish accent??? Tht would be an epic
I’m Scottish and worked with a lot of Indian people. They had no trouble understanding me, or I them .You just have to listen!
@F0rcE.1 He's Indian you dilt.
Yeah he would not be received well lol
hawi hawi seriously
@XI PinGPonG maybe the point was t ghb at his accent would more than likely be a comical suprise to many living there. You, mr. Jet setter., may be too sophisticated to recognize this bottom drawer humor but try, ok?
Danny Bhoy doing stand up is just your average Scottish conversation.
That is so true! 😂😂😂
Fudge Weasel lmao
Lol I've never been to Scotland but I feel like this is true xD
Are the 51 dislikes from offended hairdressers or the people who produce the marketing questionnaire?? Seriously, how can anyone dislike Danny Bhoy....
dont forget about the train people
It turns out there are a lot of racist assholes on the Internet...*sigh*
Amtrak employees
humor is subjective, why would you expect everyone to like the same things you like?
Perhaps one was from Chester, who was tired of preparing his %^&* horse. Lol.
Snippy snippy cut cut
Lolol the industrial revolution lolololol
Lolololololol
Lolololololol
Danny needs love fr. He’s an amazing Scottish comedian.
A pair of scissors and a dream....or nightmare - Lol!
He’s such a good comedian I wish he did another full standup
I saw him live and he is even better in person.
Has there been a history of hair in my family
😂😂😂😂
Snippy snippy cut cut 🤣 All he says is hilarious, even lil' details
So happy to see new Danny Bhoy videos!
For the YMCA: How did you hear about the YMCA?
Add your own box: The Village People.
Wish I could see his show live, one of my fav comedians
Man, he's so pretty. And such clear skin I'm jelly
Yeah, I kinda have a crush....😋
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I needed this!!!
this guy is good
we are going to his show in May (SYD). Can't wait!!
Best thing to come out of Dumfries and Galloway, absolutely love him 😂
He looks like David Tennet
i started laughing so hard i tried to go back and like the video a second time
Funny guy. Love the accent!
Susan S I know right 😊
Susan S yep he’s from Edinburgh or just outside the little village he mentions here is called moffatt
Moffat isn't near Edinburgh, it's about 2 hours outside of Edinburgh 😂 he's from dumfries and Galloway, he's pretty much the only good thing to come out of our wee county😂😂👌
TKD Chelsea well I never said geography was my strong suit ! And only good thing what about Sam heughan hes from there as well ballymclellan specifically
@@michelleflood8220 tbh I know he's in outlander but I've never watched it so I can't really comment lol
Clean and sharp - I like him. He is a breath of fresh air. Too many unfunny comedians use only profanity to make up for their inadequacy.
He's got swearing in his other shows. Not a lot, not like Lewis Black or even George Carlin, but the show at Sydney Opera house he said "I will be swearing in this show, I make no apologies for that. I'm from Scotland, where Tourettes is seen as a gift."
oh my god! We absolutely love Danny❣️❤️🙏
Brilliant performance! He is a natural! Good clean fun!!
Danny boy is still alive great 👍
decepticonavid Gamer My thoughts too.
Love Danny! ❤
Good Stuff!
Snippy snippy cut cut 😂
:D Brilliant
3:45-4:20 best part! CHESTER, PREPARE MY HORSE😂😂😂😂
"Has been a history of hair in my family? " 😂😂
was it a "FDDDDDDDrRRRR iend that told you about the train?"
Chester prepare my horse......this dude was hilarious
DANNY BHOY IS THE BEST!! snippy snippy cut cut exactly right.....just cut it.....shiiiiit.
Im seeing him next month, Should I get a t-shirt with his face photoshopped onto a man with chest hair with the caption 'Danny Mhan'
Definitely!
Hell yes
Are you kiwi?
Did you do it???
@@WouldntULikeToKnow. no.... I should have though, turns out I was a lot closer to him than I was expecting, and he interacted with me directly multiple times
Brilliant comedian.
haven't seen him in a while, still fucking funny.
He is funny. I like him.
#legend
I have a supplementary question for Danny. Where are your shoelaces or is that a bit of technology just a tad too advanced for that little Scottish village?
02:45-03:00 made me cry with laughter!
*ThE InDUstRIaL ReVOLuTIon*
omfg ahahahha I always thought you just loved to fake tan hahahhhaha sorrrryyyyyy
Danny Thank you. Just saw you in London Ontario Canada. 2 nights ago. You put EVERYTHING out there and I have never ever heard better shaggy dog stories with a one-two punch somewhere along the line.. For anyone out there able to see this lad. DO IT. He puts his heart and soul into it. Average comedians? 1 hour. Danny Easily almost 2. So. Get on wi it. This is one happy kind guy with a gift of the gab.
Hahahaha!!! Tell em!!!
This is his best routine, but they cut out the bit about buying underpants! That was the best bit!
His accent is throwing me off... great comedy
I think of this joke everytime I hear the word email
I would've crumpled the paper up, thrown it on the floor and walked out.
irish and irie you’d sir are what is called a rude asshole
Doesn't he look like Ted from HIMYM?
Scissors and a dream.
I thought this material fell flat (not a chuckle) and I loved him five years ago in his “Diddle-lee-doo! Potatoes!” Stand up routine.
I heard about it from thomas .. the train
6:18 I'm sorry, but he IS making this up.
_Snippy Snippy Cut Cut_
He is dam right!
Danny is the only Scot I can understand 😀
3:09 I've got some Jim Jefferies vibes there :D
Haaaaaa!!!!
Chester Prepare my horse 🐎
Can’t believe Chumbawamba wrote a song about him
"An end to the escalating violence in the Middle East."
I give smartass answers like that on "rate our product" things from my antivirus or from Microsoft. It asks "how likely are you to recommend our software to someone?" On a scale of 1 to 10, I always answer with a 1. In the comment box "tell us why you gave this rating," I write "because people don't have conversations in which they recommend office software to each other."
Did you go for a barber for your current hair cut ?!
Was it flind??? I need more flinds...
Looks like Ethan from h3h3 😂 without the fupa
What are trains ??
Danny is the perfect example of "voice/accent does not match the face". Its so surreal to watch him. I see a slightly Indian dude with a strooooong Scottish accent. So weird! Loving his comedy tho!
I remember when I purchased shampoo at this dingy 💇 salon,this very young lady asked me a stupid question"do you live around here????duh its only shampoo....
Yes, it's actually pretty annoying that all it's about is that data 😬
I've heard this exact joke before and I don't think it was from him
That'll be the Mandela effect ☺
Next time go to a barber
He went to a hair salon to get material
This guy looks a bit like russell
True
Russell Crowe?
Gregor Miller russell peters
@@leenae5937 No he doesn't you're just a tad bit racist.
@@countys32 1. It wasnt my comment 2. That was the russell he was talking abt and i was answering ur question.
*Noncery*
He’s funny but I’ve heard all this material before.
Indian and Scottish accent mix is probably the weirdest thing I've ever heard.
Natheniel Becken I detect zero Indian in said mix.
I went into a shop In Edinburgh expecting an accent a Dublin accent came out of the Girl behind the till shock of my life
@Ali Al-Mahdi there isn't a train from Dublin to Edinburgh there's sea between the two
He is ethnically mixed but grew up in Scotland. There is no indian accent in there. Pure Scottish
I think you are finding the Scottish accent weird.
What a dead audience, jesus. I'd be on the floor rolling
What a dead audience, allah.
What a dead audience, buddha 🤷🏼♀️
Danny Bhoy where oh where do you find your clothes? A second hand store?
Yes, I would love to see an end to violence and tension in the middle east. It can be achieved by relocating the state of Israel to what used to be East Germany. This should have been a result of WW2, but wasn't so that there would be continued tension , violence and instability in the middle east.
am i the only person who thinks he looks a bit like russell peters
Rex Nanayakkara Yes
Yes. Because they're both comics and have some Indian ancestry doesn't mean they look physically alike.
@@zkart8038 comics? nice, but no I find the faces similar lmao
@@Tharindu43 comic= comedian
He’s funny but he does the same routine over and over.
Isn't this new?
No.Its not new.I really like him but I’ve heard all the routines before.
The clue is in the word "routine". :)
You don't hear about his new material because he doesn't record and publish it online anymore. He does live shows only. I saw him twice, three years ago and at the beginning of this month and you won't find that online anywhere
horrible crowd
Women would no formal training,hilarious.....
Like Dana Carvey thru Pakistan filter? Except_ gotta do better than 'Haircut Sign-in" material. I bet this guy and and the corporation he works for are desperately trying to find out everything about anyone willing to sit through this stuff and what jokes they'd like to hear
He is of Indian Scottish descent... At least get your prejudices right little Pete.
Ignorance isn’t funny. I’m bored. Next!
Not funny this time..
Y’all need to explore better comics. This was so average it hurt
James Lee I think most of us just laugh due to the accent
TRUMP 2020
he is not funny. A scotsman complaining about getting a hair cut. This is the worst attempt at comedy I've seen in years.
I think he’s hilarious.
@@bluecollarmenproductions Likewise....😂