Mathematically Possible - Northernlion Plays: Dicey Dungeons [Episode 59]

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    About this game:
    Become a giant walking dice and battle to the end of an ever-changing dungeon! Can you escape the cruel whims of Lady Luck?
    In this new fast-paced deckbuilding roguelike from Terry Cavanagh (Super Hexagon, VVVVVV), Chipzel, and Marlowe Dobbe, you'll fight monsters, find better loot, and level up your heroes as you work together to take down the Goddess of Fortune, Lady Luck herself. Balance your carefully planned strategies against the unknown of a dice roll.
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Komentáře • 141

  • @meeeeee423
    @meeeeee423 Před 4 lety +184

    I really thought we were growing until he upgraded spanner

    • @fakesmilez1
      @fakesmilez1 Před 4 lety +21

      meeeeee423. Yep NL always has a hard on for useless equipment. He couldn’t even use spanner 3 times if he wanted to. Whereas if he upgraded hammer he also could have equipped another piece of damage equipment

    • @ErzbischofAmurael
      @ErzbischofAmurael Před 4 lety

      Galaxy brain level play there

    • @greindes1579
      @greindes1579 Před 4 lety +5

      Are you serious? He still haven't realized that he don't have to play flamethrower on turn one (crystal sword too), let's do with it half possible damage on turn one instead

  • @MrMarcorullo
    @MrMarcorullo Před 4 lety +59

    Inventor flowchart: get flamethrower->upgrade it->get as many equipments that give a fury gadget (boomerang, christal sword ecc...)->get limit break->win

    • @jakesteel4916
      @jakesteel4916 Před 4 lety +22

      The issue with this flowchart is it:
      A) Requires NL to actually take Boomerang
      B)Actually plan out what he yeets for a specific gadget instead of merely what is least desirable

    • @MrMarcorullo
      @MrMarcorullo Před 4 lety +3

      @@jakesteel4916 That's true I hope he just doesn't give up just for inventor 4 that is relatively "easy". Witch 4 on the other hand... Fuck that even with the balance patch

    • @ChucktheMan33
      @ChucktheMan33 Před 4 lety +2

      @@MrMarcorullo the extra die and the weaken equipment with the enemy rebalance REALLY help it

    • @MrMarcorullo
      @MrMarcorullo Před 4 lety +1

      ChucktheMan33 true but it still took me over 10 tries to beat it lol

  • @Wool_Scarf
    @Wool_Scarf Před 4 lety +137

    "Defeat Lady luck, as of right now, has a 1.5% global achievement incidence rate. Which means we're part of the top 1%!" uhhuh

    • @fallouthirteen
      @fallouthirteen Před 4 lety +65

      As this series has shown, numbers are his strongest suit.

    • @TheCinderfang
      @TheCinderfang Před 4 lety +23

      It's a rounding error.

    • @WaterCat5
      @WaterCat5 Před 4 lety +5

      I mean, the game isn't very good. I imagine most people got bored after a few hours. It's not an indication of skill but rather time that is spent in the game, which while generally associated with skill it's not the same thing.

    • @akuro6470
      @akuro6470 Před 4 lety +51

      @@WaterCat5 the game is definitely good what are you on about

    • @WaterCat5
      @WaterCat5 Před 4 lety +7

      @@akuro6470 It's okay, but it's a kid's game at least in terms of complexity. I imagine most people wouldn't be able to finish it just due to how easy it is. The game doesn't have really much else going for it in terms of visual, audio, or story quality.

  • @whitettwhitett
    @whitettwhitett Před 4 lety +137

    WE TOOK ALL THE DAMAGE
    says the boomer who left sword in the inventory for spanner and scrap metal
    NL pls.

    • @drigger225
      @drigger225 Před 4 lety +1

      whitettwhitett he didn’t want to lose it. He had crystal sword. He should’ve been fine

    • @lesfrisbees
      @lesfrisbees Před 4 lety +17

      drigger225 What are you talking about? With Crystal Sword, his max damage output on turn 1 was 21, with 6 damage every turn after. The minimum number of turns to deplete Sorceress’s HP is four. If he had added Sword to his hand, he could’ve easily killed her in three turns (two would require perfect rolls

    • @d4670
      @d4670 Před 4 lety +1

      Well it was either take in crystal sword, sword and hammer and have to lose one of them or take in scrap metal two save two other items. If you meant swap crystal sword for hammer while keeping scrap and spanner then I’ll say that’s fair enough

  • @biomerl
    @biomerl Před 4 lety +30

    NL. you have to play as thief and get the bear potion in at least one episode.

    • @trevorstillson8126
      @trevorstillson8126 Před 4 lety +5

      This is a need, that's the true secret character

    • @Cyberw4y
      @Cyberw4y Před 4 lety

      Can you do it with Inventor reversal, too?

    • @BCGpp
      @BCGpp Před 4 lety

      Not 100% sure, but I don't think so. Reversal is a gadget that comes from PU items (Berlin Key and Encyclopedia), and I remember reading that Inventor can't encounter Alchemist in episodes 5-6.

  • @fakesmilez1
    @fakesmilez1 Před 4 lety +10

    Says he took all the damage but took spanner and scrap shield over sword into battle. I think one thing to keep in mind with the inventor is your gadget! When you have a damage gadget you don’t need quite as much damage from your equipment.

  • @Crogus91
    @Crogus91 Před 4 lety +12

    What has killed you on most of your runs as the Inventor is overvaluing the hell out of Spanner(sword).

  • @williammitchell6254
    @williammitchell6254 Před 4 lety +64

    he complained about a lack of dps then bought nothing that does damage then he got into a fight capping his damage at 6 per turn, scambled

  • @Ulgroth
    @Ulgroth Před 4 lety +76

    "if there is a god, please dont give me a nudge or ill throw my computer" Hey lord, its me ya man, please give NL a nudge.

  • @angelaud7312
    @angelaud7312 Před 4 lety +22

    he’s got all the damage, “i’ve only got a maximum of 6 per turn” hammer in one hand and sword in his backpack

    • @d4670
      @d4670 Před 4 lety

      Angel Aud But he didn’t want to have to lose one of his 3 main damage dealers, so he had to swap out one of them for scrap and spanner

  • @KennArc
    @KennArc Před 4 lety +17

    NL, Inventor can turn his dice into 6s
    You don't need to bring spanner to make 6s

  • @yodagaming3252
    @yodagaming3252 Před 4 lety +52

    When is NL gonna take boomerang

    • @PrettierNPastel
      @PrettierNPastel Před 4 lety +12

      He's not once he makes an opinion on something he rarely shakes it till someone makes him

    • @johngleeman8347
      @johngleeman8347 Před 4 lety +2

      You'd have to pay him. XD

    • @IncomingNumbers
      @IncomingNumbers Před 4 lety +1

      NL WILL NEVER UPGRADE BOOMERANG

    • @Fishbolls
      @Fishbolls Před 4 lety +1

      Throwback to sekiro days

    • @greindes1579
      @greindes1579 Před 4 lety +2

      He didn't took it this run for 1 gold, so never... Let's take dagger instead, it's have a nice synergy with limit break and upgraded spanner

  • @Nerdburger27
    @Nerdburger27 Před 4 lety +23

    NL stop upgrading equipment with the inventor and focus on buying raw damage items. I’ve found that not having enough damage is typically the issue with the inventor

  • @emma-ol1ng
    @emma-ol1ng Před 4 lety +5

    I am going to be so heartbroken when this series ends.

  • @eliblacketor1929
    @eliblacketor1929 Před 4 lety +2

    Playing as the Inventor in Dicey is like starting an Isaac run with Missing No.

  • @anthonyduane4815
    @anthonyduane4815 Před 4 lety +2

    I’d love to see an episode where NL tries to change his views on equipment. Like if he prioritizes equipment he usually doesn’t just to really give it a chance (I don’t remember a single episode where he’s tried boomerang for example).

  • @KennArc
    @KennArc Před 4 lety +9

    NL > Raw Damage is very underrated in this game

  • @Zharf
    @Zharf Před 4 lety +27

    I feel like spanner sucks and should be made into a gadget

  • @Axis_val
    @Axis_val Před 4 lety +5

    Everyone be ready for rare air to be said in all content for the next month

  • @ElPared
    @ElPared Před 4 lety +1

    Honestly NL, I would try to beat the Inventor episode 4 by getting a gadget that lets you swap/steal equipment, then fight the Alchemist and swap with/steal from her, transform into a Bear, and just win as a Bear.

  • @Alec30
    @Alec30 Před 4 lety +4

    I've watched every episode and finally got the game a couple days ago. I think the inventor is super fun to play, I don't know why you hate it so much but each to their own I guess. Keep the dicey coming egg lord

    • @Nightryderace
      @Nightryderace Před 4 lety +2

      He doesn't enjoy Inventor because he doesn't understand how to play as him. That is, how to manage equipment and gadgets. Not trying to dunk on him but it's made painfully obvious in this episode he doesn't understand how Inventor works.

    • @Alec30
      @Alec30 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Nightryderace very true

  • @DocDoesGamingTV
    @DocDoesGamingTV Před 4 lety +2

    Spanner for breakfast?
    I'm the traysh man, I eat traysh

  • @Shockalapagus
    @Shockalapagus Před 4 lety

    I love this series so much

  • @deer4927
    @deer4927 Před 4 lety +1

    >We have very poor damage potential
    >two spanners

  • @travismorris2843
    @travismorris2843 Před 4 lety +21

    I wouldn't mind you fighting lady luck again.
    Just use a different character

    • @syren6371
      @syren6371 Před 4 lety +2

      FIght is pretty samey imo. Optimal strat is just spam poison whenever possible and it doesnt kill a character or break her rules.

    • @JustcallmeaGoGo
      @JustcallmeaGoGo Před 4 lety

      @@syren6371 Yes, but this time hopefully eggs luck doesnt prevail and he actually has to do the mechanics.

    • @syren6371
      @syren6371 Před 4 lety

      @@JustcallmeaGoGo The fight is easy if you read her abilities. Sure NL got super lucky that he beat it without reading but that even further shows the point.

  • @jessedoof4054
    @jessedoof4054 Před 4 lety +24

    Wasnt it funny when nl did that thing that we haven't watched het because this video was just now released? That was a true zinger.

  • @Dynamod123
    @Dynamod123 Před 4 lety +1

    NL not understanding upgraded boomerang's value is what's gonna end this series

  • @ARealGamerGrill
    @ARealGamerGrill Před 4 lety +1

    He's part of the 2% and not 1% according to his own math... Good thing he's got that Bio degree to fall back on

  • @anthonyduane4815
    @anthonyduane4815 Před 4 lety

    NL, please consider the fact that upgrading things as the inventor (who you’ve often struggled to do damage with) is something you should reserve for equipment that does damage. Instead buying anything and everything that does significant damage (like boomerang which does 2x damage of one dice) is probably worth more.

  • @Draukagrissah
    @Draukagrissah Před 4 lety +1

    "We need more damage"
    Buys fucking *dagger* and ignores the combined total 2 gold Boomerang+Upgrade
    Gee. I wonder if 12 damage per turn at the cost of only 3 hp would have helped.

  • @shanemczane6725
    @shanemczane6725 Před 4 lety +15

    Top 1% eh? UNCLE BERNIE’S COMING FOR YA

  • @bosshunterman
    @bosshunterman Před 4 lety +1

    ... At least he continues to impress the Wizard with his "hard work"...

  • @samhannigan5587
    @samhannigan5587 Před 4 lety +1

    This is god punishing you for your sins against Lady Luck.

  • @ChiliTomatoNoodle
    @ChiliTomatoNoodle Před 4 lety +1

    "It's gonna shart."

  • @RandomJerky
    @RandomJerky Před 4 lety +2

    I mean you could of took swords 6 damage a turn over crystal swords 1 time 15 and yeeted spanner or lockpick but you do you egglord

  • @DarkRaen666
    @DarkRaen666 Před 4 lety

    "The effects of the mildew, my brain's wilted
    In my eyes the lion is a bit tilted"
    Paraphrased from Tech9

  • @FuddyAndRy
    @FuddyAndRy Před 4 lety +3

    Part of the 1%
    My god, he really is a boomer.

  • @htown11465
    @htown11465 Před 4 lety

    Not going to the shops or opening the chest before that last battle hurt my soul.

  • @tracyh5751
    @tracyh5751 Před 4 lety

    Never give up, NL!

  • @nigelh5455
    @nigelh5455 Před 4 lety

    When you get the gadget to steal empty your equipment and take theres. You get to keep it and then you have a free battle

  • @robinvik1
    @robinvik1 Před 4 lety +1

    Brittney Spears "Hit me baby one more time", but instead of "Hit" she says "Yeet".

  • @thatguyyouknowtheone4073

    never give up!

  • @walter3953
    @walter3953 Před 4 lety

    20:45 HE SAID SHART LMAOOOOOOOOOO

  • @infactanoose
    @infactanoose Před 4 lety +8

    I’m waiting for the game to live up to its name and include more dice. Where’s any non six-sided dice?

    • @icantnotthink3282
      @icantnotthink3282 Před 4 lety +3

      I want a class called the Dungeoneer or Adventurer who gets different-sided die

  • @TheMepwep
    @TheMepwep Před 4 lety +2

    4:15 Bruh Moment

  • @satanicaa
    @satanicaa Před 4 lety +4

    Hey buddy don't spanner

  • @XZL_Ruina
    @XZL_Ruina Před 4 lety +25

    30 year old boomer talks about being in the 1% Kappa

  • @WeatherManToBe
    @WeatherManToBe Před 4 lety

    You've always been a 1%er with all those summer homes, dude. Last episode, you even had a 7 storey one!

  • @TheRealPunkachu
    @TheRealPunkachu Před 4 lety +4

    Hey NL you shouldn't be fighting every enemy as the inventor. You lose a piece of equipment for each fight and you don't need to be level 6 to beat the boss. Just skip some of the enemies and you'll have a much easier time.

  • @laxur1312
    @laxur1312 Před 4 lety

    In other news, after the patch released episode 4 is doable.

  • @cookirox
    @cookirox Před 4 lety +4

    The disrespect to boomerang is still unbelievable

  • @NianJKL
    @NianJKL Před 4 lety

    Holy shit really? I'm part of the 1.5% as well!

  • @DrSnap23
    @DrSnap23 Před 4 lety

    Soooooo you take flamethrower but ignore boomerang, huh....

  • @jaymhoon
    @jaymhoon Před 4 lety

    Shrink hammer add more equipment

  • @prophetofmoresheth
    @prophetofmoresheth Před 4 lety +1

    you should check out the morefluff mod, gives 400+ new items making each run much more unique
    jackeea.itch.io/more-fluff

  • @jamma246
    @jamma246 Před 4 lety

    *WE ARE THE 1.5%*

  • @gusionproplay6412
    @gusionproplay6412 Před 4 lety

    pls upgrade boomerang one time

  • @JadedJragon
    @JadedJragon Před 4 lety

    Ayyy everybody

  • @dudebro3944
    @dudebro3944 Před 4 lety

    Ima hit that with an F

  • @katzrule13
    @katzrule13 Před 4 lety

    Yo

  • @DarkSageWalker
    @DarkSageWalker Před 4 lety

    He overvalues Shock and Spanner so much that I wouldn't be surprised to see him to a Spanner, Spannersword, and a Capacitor alone into battle and then wonder why he isn't killing anything. Seriously, watch my Inventor videos! I just might be able to teach you something!

  • @pulse1001
    @pulse1001 Před 4 lety +2

    Instant dislike for such a foolish throw doing that first run.

  • @yodagaming3252
    @yodagaming3252 Před 4 lety +1

    First

  • @ALittleMessi
    @ALittleMessi Před 4 lety

    It disgusts me that he brought up the 1.5%. I'm sure there is some semblance of joking, but my god

    • @guinea_horn
      @guinea_horn Před 4 lety +3

      What

    • @kittentreats6072
      @kittentreats6072 Před 4 lety +3

      The joke was that he was in the top 1.5% by being bad, it was more than a semblance of a joke it literally was a joke

    • @ALittleMessi
      @ALittleMessi Před 4 lety

      @@kittentreats6072 Idk he was way less obvious than usual. You're not gonna tell me he learned how to make non dad jokes now are you

    • @kittentreats6072
      @kittentreats6072 Před 4 lety

      @@ALittleMessi idk I think the egg is evolving one dicey dungeons episode at a time, haha, although I think it was also a confidence booster that made him feel like he could actually luck his way out of episode 4 like he did the finale instead of wanting to literally do anything besides play dice dungeons due to how terrible episode 4 is.

    • @alexjones4219
      @alexjones4219 Před 4 lety

      Just to let you know I thumbed down you :)