Top 5 Nioh Tips for Beginners (Early progression, builds, setups and what-not)

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  • čas přidán 23. 07. 2024
  • As a big Nioh enthusiast and a veteran I've decided to make a good video, sharing some of my 'veteran' tips that will help beginners to progress without losing sleep... and well, without making the game unnecessary hard.
    I'm not gonna give you an OP 'broken' early game build to cheese everything (even though you can get it done, just grab the Sloth talisman) and I'm not gonna give you speedrun strategies... what I'm gonna give you though - is some basic tips that are designed to give you a good idea on how the game works and how you should approach it.
    If you have any questions - shoot, I'll do my best to help you in the comments!
    Help me fight depression by sacrificing $5 a month via Patreon ► goo.gl/tL5J8A
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Komentáře • 179

  • @neptunusequester
    @neptunusequester  Před 6 lety +48

    I apologize for the rust in voice - I'm currently living in a fucking dust cloud. I also apologize for forgetting to put the screenshot of Kato with 15% skill damage boost past 10 Spirit threshold - so you have to trust me on this. If you have any questions - shoot, I'll do my best!

    • @matthatter56
      @matthatter56 Před 5 lety +1

      I am sure you get this all the time but how did you get the Sephiroth sword?

  • @arashparthian_112
    @arashparthian_112 Před 4 lety +109

    All I do is low stance spam and then dodge away when npc tries to hit and it has worked so far

    • @merttuncer1788
      @merttuncer1788 Před 4 lety +5

      Other cheeses are mid stance r2 spam or high stance r2 spam. Works like a charm besides axes and rope knife thing no one uses.

    • @balladin9200
      @balladin9200 Před 4 lety +10

      So just press r2 in any stance, alot lol.

    • @dmo848
      @dmo848 Před 4 lety

      @@balladin9200 i love it, good technique

    • @kyleslades3067
      @kyleslades3067 Před 3 lety +1

      Do you use any samurai or ninja skills? I found other stances useful around mid game, and high stance with kusarigama allows for very long range strike and that’s how I cheesed many bosses

    • @zarek9340
      @zarek9340 Před 3 lety +1

      Mid stance does it for me

  • @TheChimpoko1
    @TheChimpoko1 Před 4 lety +103

    dont rush and just get lost in this beautiful masterpiece. incredibly steep learning curve. seems really hard and then it just suddenly all makes sense, just dont give up early on

    • @dannitron1934
      @dannitron1934 Před 4 lety +2

      Almost did but as always i find a way😁

    • @00avc1
      @00avc1 Před 4 lety +10

      When i die I just listen to the death theme song till im ready to die again

    • @bell3287
      @bell3287 Před 4 lety +2

      No the games still hell

    • @dmo848
      @dmo848 Před 4 lety +2

      This is exactly my problem, hope it gets easier

    • @mbtravel7294
      @mbtravel7294 Před 4 lety

      Good advice

  • @thestrongestmortal5124
    @thestrongestmortal5124 Před 4 lety +15

    The idea that you can be so op with a little patience is worth it , I think that’s what got me hooked playing

  • @wreyes32
    @wreyes32 Před 3 lety +2

    Just picked up the game a month ago. Pretty overwhelming and the information that's out there seems convoluted. This just reaffirmed my need to just chill out and enjoy the game. Thanks.

  • @carrot708
    @carrot708 Před 5 lety +13

    Honestly, if you're a veteran Souls player, playing Nioh like it's just a less forgiving Souls game is probably a more more effective strategy than forgetting everything you know, ditching all your instincts, and playing it like it's Ninja Gaiden. As long as you get used to stances (if you've played Bloodborne, this will be easier) and Ki pulse (which if you have stamina management skills honed by Soulsborne, isn't super crucial but still very helpful)

    • @visualkarmax8269
      @visualkarmax8269 Před 4 lety +1

      Actually never used the second stance in bloodborne, only for the op transition attack

    • @damazsta
      @damazsta Před 4 lety

      Ki pulse is hard to master

    • @fishnutz5196
      @fishnutz5196 Před 4 lety

      Sekiro is all parry based so if you can parry then you win the game pretty much. Saying ki pulse isnt crucial is the stupidest thing iv ever heard tho

  • @DCAMM720
    @DCAMM720 Před 6 lety +37

    I think comparing this to the souls games is quite fair. You mention that it's difficult to transition from souls to this game but then go on to describe things you need to do here that most also do in dark souls. This game is different in terms of gameplay and loot but the way you need progress cautiously is essentially the same. Adjusting strategy for the situation is the same in both games, not just this one. I wouldn't say either game has "more depth" than the other. This one just has more loot/stat optimization to keep you busy.
    Also, I'd probably argue that hit and run tactics work better in this game than the souls series. Maybe it's just how I play but it's worked throughout the entire game.

    • @jairocastro4022
      @jairocastro4022 Před 4 lety +1

      DCAMM720 sure it works better but constant aggression is a lot better

    • @thelegend6083
      @thelegend6083 Před 4 lety +2

      I totally agree with you DCAMM720

    • @Kageryushin
      @Kageryushin Před 3 lety +3

      I found the claim that Nioh has more depth than Souls games to be completely laughable tbh.

    • @ps2playa999
      @ps2playa999 Před 3 lety

      The bosses are harder than Dark souls for me, but the enemy encounters are easier.

  • @coreypearson4
    @coreypearson4 Před 3 lety +8

    * looks down at fire sword plus 10 *
    "don't listen to him babe ill never leave you either in this souls Bourne universe or the next"

  • @Wespa64
    @Wespa64 Před 6 lety +21

    God damn those ng+ machine gun canon archer bandits.

  • @dalf_souls2199
    @dalf_souls2199 Před 4 lety +4

    Don't want to give instructional advice but the detection talisman onmuoyo magic is very good for information, it tells you where all enemy locations and items are on the compass and is an early accessible skill, it lasts a very long time so you don't have to worry about the few casts

  • @JabbyMayo
    @JabbyMayo Před 6 lety +113

    "You should adjust your setup in Nioh and not just rely on a simple strategy"
    Proceeds to high-stance Odachi heavy attack into the same skill against every enemy he fights in the entire video with the exception of one very easy human enemy that he renders the confuse status on, then punches to death (all of which gets no mention in the commentary).
    Hm.

    • @otavioalvesdacol2202
      @otavioalvesdacol2202 Před 6 lety +13

      I think he forget to say "when necessary".

    • @TheSuperbhs
      @TheSuperbhs Před 5 lety +5

      Ha! Watching that gameplay drove me nuts.

    • @HaruR25
      @HaruR25 Před 3 lety +4

      The guy likes to shit on dark souls. Simple strategy? Spammung rolls? It takes patience and timing too. I love both games and probably gameplay-wise nioh as it reminds me more of ninja gaiden. But no need to bash other games.

  • @lightweave
    @lightweave Před 8 měsíci

    Really good advice there! 👍Coming from Dark Souls I had to adjust quite a bit. Hit&Run is really painfull here and extends any fight quite a bit.I had to learn that I really should pay attemtion to KI Pulse and stay close for constant damage, which improved my fights quite a lot. I still have to find out though, how to improve KI damage, seeing that this is also quite a factor

  • @NZAnimeManga
    @NZAnimeManga Před 6 lety +10

    Thanks for the great video mate- been meaning to get back into Nioh for a while now (after spending WAYYYYY too many hours in NieR: Automata), really appreciate that you're still making content for it! Didn't get very far into the game the first time around (6th boss, maybe?), so I'm looking forward to diving back into it! :D Peace

    • @HavelsRing96
      @HavelsRing96 Před 6 lety

      NZAnimeManga HOLY FUCK I didn't know I'd find you in a Neptune video xD

    • @NZAnimeManga
      @NZAnimeManga Před 6 lety

      small world, eh?;)

  • @rimadichman7215
    @rimadichman7215 Před 6 lety +24

    im 24 hours in lvl 74 and have only leveled strengh heart and body thus far (and a bit of stamina) would investing a few points into spirit still be worth it? btw im using the Odachi

    • @neptunusequester
      @neptunusequester  Před 6 lety +6

      Odachi is super strong in LW, so I always suggest to get at least 10 spirit to max out Kato.

  • @reddeadpoolhood
    @reddeadpoolhood Před 3 lety

    Is there a lamp or object that allows you to see in the dark? it's because there are some places that are very dark and I get lost, and I am not even someone who gets lost in video games just because they are dark to see.

  • @mrpenguin2247
    @mrpenguin2247 Před 4 lety +9

    THE LAST TIP!!! omg I was about to give up! I arrived at the first world's shrine and grabbed the DLC gear. Not realizing I was too heavy spent 2 hours fighting, upgrading ki and still nothing happened. I was about to give up on it but the weight was my issue. Quite a complicated game in the beginning for a new comer to even the genre. Those tips are awesome, thanks so much!

    • @arashparthian_112
      @arashparthian_112 Před 4 lety

      Mr Penguin lol I found the dlc armour as soon as I started the game

    • @mrpenguin2247
      @mrpenguin2247 Před 4 lety +1

      Assassinkill _112 huh?? As soon as you start the game you’re naked in the Tower of London. Only the first shrine on the isle of demos gives you an option to get the DLC armor and that’s what I was talking about. Unless you can get the armor some other way... don’t matter either way

    • @arashparthian_112
      @arashparthian_112 Před 4 lety

      Mr Penguin I’m talking about the first mission the prison is more like a intro I found the armour on the first mission shrine

    • @mrpenguin2247
      @mrpenguin2247 Před 4 lety +1

      Assassinkill _112 hmmm... might have missed that... either way then that would have f*d me up even earlier 😅

    • @aamerane
      @aamerane Před 4 lety

      @@mrpenguin2247 so ya ditched the golden gear?

  • @markthorby1164
    @markthorby1164 Před 4 lety

    Cheers bro!

  • @take_another_trip
    @take_another_trip Před 4 lety

    What do i do if im level 95 in the eyes of the queen mission? Cuz i wanna level up more but i dunno what to do

    • @RhapRhap9
      @RhapRhap9 Před 4 lety

      Quit the mission and farm elsewhere? Maybe idk. Just started this game a couple days ago.

  • @Gabriel17396
    @Gabriel17396 Před 4 lety

    Hi there I am new to these types of games and I am having trouble with onryoki. Do you perhaps have any advice?

    • @gamelover8590
      @gamelover8590 Před 4 lety +2

      Wear light but good armor, increase your spirit, and use low stance, fighting it requires dodging behind it, slash it twice and get back, if you already beated him by now good for you, i had trouble fighting it too

  • @ASB3002
    @ASB3002 Před 4 lety +9

    I can change weapons not just focus on the two at the start ?

  • @thisisntthewholesomefuture649

    How did you get that big sword? I have yet to see one that looks like that..

  • @Bobo_was_born
    @Bobo_was_born Před 3 lety

    Can someone tell me how do I use my 2 main weapons it seems that I can’t find them in my inventory. I started the game with 2 main weapons but they are missing what should I do?

    • @fatbroccoli8
      @fatbroccoli8 Před 3 lety

      Play the game

    • @Bobo_was_born
      @Bobo_was_born Před 3 lety

      @@fatbroccoli8 and then what ?? when do I unlock them?

    • @juwe7143
      @juwe7143 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Bobo_was_born when you escape the tower and get to the island, you have to look for new gear

  • @jotarokujo7955
    @jotarokujo7955 Před 4 lety +1

    thanks for your tips. Which weapon do you use in this footage?

    • @nchirico6202
      @nchirico6202 Před 4 lety +2

      I think the name of the weapon is odachi you can find many builds with that weapon on yt

    • @jotarokujo7955
      @jotarokujo7955 Před 4 lety

      @@nchirico6202 thanks, are the odachi weapons only in the dlc or also in the main game? I cannot find this kind of weapon. I only have Katanas and double katanas

    • @nchirico6202
      @nchirico6202 Před 4 lety

      @@jotarokujo7955 no no the weapon's name is odachi its a katana with a long hilt and a larger blade its a divine weapon rarity

    • @nchirico6202
      @nchirico6202 Před 4 lety

      And onestly i don't remember if its a dlc weapon or main game one

    • @jotarokujo7955
      @jotarokujo7955 Před 4 lety +1

      @@nchirico6202 Ok thanks. I´m happy in Nioh 2 the weapon is availble from the start. Because is my favourite weapon.

  • @NoOne-nf8cl
    @NoOne-nf8cl Před 4 lety +2

    I would have to disagree, and say that rushing ahead is one of the best strategies if I refought every enemy that killed me I would've never progressed at all. find that last checkpoint then grind for lvls if you have to.

  • @mariod4494
    @mariod4494 Před 5 lety +37

    I refuse to give up my Knight armor and broad sword. Soulmatching all the way !

    • @winniethepooh4637
      @winniethepooh4637 Před 5 lety +8

      Or you could just have refashioned your armor same for you sword

    • @amazingdany
      @amazingdany Před 5 lety

      _If_ you have the budget.

    • @holo1560
      @holo1560 Před 4 lety

      Bruhhh

    • @fenrir6470
      @fenrir6470 Před 4 lety +3

      Kermit changing the look is super inexpensive, changing the lvl is not however^^

  • @wyvernskin5690
    @wyvernskin5690 Před 4 lety +5

    are enemies supposed to straight up one shot you at the beggining

    • @neptunusequester
      @neptunusequester  Před 4 lety +2

      Nope, but kinda. Start is rough, so you have to learn the mechanics to get to the gear progression part.

    • @anthonyk3952
      @anthonyk3952 Před 4 lety +4

      That's kinda the thing with SoulsBorne style games: everything deals very heavy damage even early on to really drive the message that even low-tier trash mobs like Dwellers and Outlaws can and will kill you if you play recklessly. This is particularly true with the first 2 real bosses of the game: Onrioki and Hino-Enma, who WILL kill you dozens of times until you learn how to stop playing as if you were a one-man army. These styles of games are very sink or swim in that regard. And trust me, if those enemies seem impossible now, they WILL get much harder, to the point where the one-shot attacks you're seeing now are super sluggish and telegraphed by comparison.

    • @balladin9200
      @balladin9200 Před 4 lety

      Anthony K
      Good analogy

  • @bigspeaker781
    @bigspeaker781 Před 4 lety +2

    What kind of sword is that

  • @hectorarias5946
    @hectorarias5946 Před 5 lety +1

    What is the name of the sword you're using? 😱

  • @narogsilva2156
    @narogsilva2156 Před 6 lety +7

    new people need to learn the skills really that whats make the game way too hard not using skills

    • @TheChimpoko1
      @TheChimpoko1 Před 4 lety +1

      we all have to learn the hard way. the game is terrible at guiding your character creation, its a learn by failing process. remember, you only truly fail if you give up and stop playing. otherwise just think of it as training, you will get better

    • @MetalNick
      @MetalNick Před 3 lety

      Nah, I'm skilled enough. It's still a nightmare because it's so strict and there is no defense stats. I mean technically there is, but it doesn't actually provide any defense. And yeah I don't know if I'm supposed to just do one low attack hit at a time on these 150+ missions, but it's way too tedious. My brain can only take in so much information. Makes me wonder if I'm just supposed to always be overleveled by 50 or what. Idk I'm not trying to be gaming virtuoso extraordinaire and it seems like what this game is insisting of players.

  • @tobiuchiha1212
    @tobiuchiha1212 Před 4 lety

    How to get the Odatchi?

  • @John-hb1gp
    @John-hb1gp Před 4 lety +4

    Finally, somebody who appreciate how hard this game to not to rush.

  • @matthieumartelct
    @matthieumartelct Před 3 lety

    i did the fist part ...
    took me more than a hour.

  • @HavelsRing96
    @HavelsRing96 Před 6 lety +3

    Hopefully I get paid this week so I can get this fucking game xD

  • @sophiaronquillo5142
    @sophiaronquillo5142 Před 2 lety +1

    Why cant i used my bow?

  • @hmuphilly9129
    @hmuphilly9129 Před rokem

    Remember function over asthetics

  • @LincolnsDementure
    @LincolnsDementure Před 6 lety +2

    How come instead of circle to search items yours is B?

    • @bluwzrdisgreedy234
      @bluwzrdisgreedy234 Před 6 lety +1

      Oracle He's playing on PC.

    • @LincolnsDementure
      @LincolnsDementure Před 6 lety

      BluWzrdIsGreedy ahhh

    • @kingjester1040
      @kingjester1040 Před 3 lety

      Xbox controller on PC
      You can also connect playstation controllers while playing Xbox games on PC
      It's confusion lol

  • @BlueLightningSky
    @BlueLightningSky Před 6 lety +3

    I suggest rushing. The main missions get too easy. Especially the bosses with how powerful your attacks can be and living weapon. Facing a new boss that's so easy to take down makes it feel less rewarding. Twilight missions should be an option from the start.

  • @Christopher-ro1dl
    @Christopher-ro1dl Před 4 lety

    Should I play dark souls before this game??

    • @jucote6068
      @jucote6068 Před 4 lety +1

      It's up to you. It has nothing to do with dark souls in term of storyline. The gameplay has similarities but its still very different. You should play it i love this game and I began 2 days ago

  • @Delain81
    @Delain81 Před 5 lety +5

    Just leaving a comment and...what-not.

  • @dayoungstunnaa24
    @dayoungstunnaa24 Před 4 lety

    How many levels are there I Just started the game

  • @ANGELUS5548
    @ANGELUS5548 Před 4 lety +3

    I give up with the first boss

    • @byronJlarson
      @byronJlarson Před 4 lety +1

      The London tower guy ? Or the boat guy? Timing the dodges/roll is a massive help with all the bosses . Slap them a few times and run and repeat .

    • @jmmywyf4lyf
      @jmmywyf4lyf Před 4 lety

      I had a bitch of a time when i started. Blocking is key, and using your spirit form is often an i win button.

    • @affanmahdhir1793
      @affanmahdhir1793 Před 4 lety

      The one in the boat? Im new, but so far the Spear (mid stance) heavy attack has great range, you just sidestep and attack, no need to move too close bcuz spear range is incredible

    • @DarkCloudLightFF7DCL
      @DarkCloudLightFF7DCL Před 4 lety

      You know nothing...

    • @alkaupadhyay7650
      @alkaupadhyay7650 Před 2 lety

      @@byronJlarson london tower dude is easy af. I just dodged, used my max bastard sword in agile 2 times. Rinse and repeat. Can't say about boat guy tho. I am dying a lot to the big yokai that appear like mist, mostly because tight spaces.

  • @AndyseousOdyssey
    @AndyseousOdyssey Před 4 lety

    I gave it a try I don’t like that play style of dying you have to go get your stuff. And I can only attack twice when first game starts what kind of bull shit is that. Three hours and I couldn’t get passed that damn shore. Same as blood borne, good thing it was a free ps game.

  • @rango962
    @rango962 Před 3 lety

    Blacksmith waifu. Sounds liek darksouls

  • @Jetstream_Sal
    @Jetstream_Sal Před 6 lety +1

    Nice guide, kid.

  • @andrepol6568
    @andrepol6568 Před 3 lety

    I got this game from ps plus and for me it's way harder then dark souls. I feel like you have to use block and blocking can put you in a dazed state. Almost every random attack can one shot me.
    Pfff

  • @mariotillman8837
    @mariotillman8837 Před 4 lety

    Who ready for nioh 2

    • @runnergo1398
      @runnergo1398 Před rokem

      I got Nioh 1 for free in Epic Games Launcher and now Nioh 2 will be free for November in Playstation Plus. This is awesome!

  • @illmatticx
    @illmatticx Před 2 lety +2

    Nioh is and was better than Nier. You're crazy

    • @Kiingpoppa
      @Kiingpoppa Před rokem

      Not really

    • @illmatticx
      @illmatticx Před rokem +1

      @@Kiingpoppa yes it is XD not even a contest

    • @Kiingpoppa
      @Kiingpoppa Před rokem

      @@illmatticx then you probably havent even played nier XD

    • @illmatticx
      @illmatticx Před rokem +1

      @@Kiingpoppa the real question is have you played Nioh 2

    • @Kiingpoppa
      @Kiingpoppa Před rokem

      @@illmatticx not yet i just started Nioh and the boat boss and that whole area is slowly making me lose my mind

  • @thelegend6083
    @thelegend6083 Před 4 lety +1

    Did he say in dark souls all you have to do in combat is roll over and over..? I don’t think he played them for real if that’s his opinion...

  • @themindset4164
    @themindset4164 Před 5 lety +3

    Why does no one just play katana? Like when i finally get the gamw that's what I'm going to do

  • @andrepol6568
    @andrepol6568 Před 3 lety

    Will finish the story and thats that, the game is to hard for me. I dont wanna die over and over and over. I wanna play for fun and such an incredible high learning curve isnt fun for me, others like a good challenge and that is fine. Not my game
    Got this for free from ps plus, but yeah wont be buying part 2.

    • @rauberhotzenplotz6657
      @rauberhotzenplotz6657 Před 2 lety

      Can you use some help? I think there can be made a lot of improvements in your gameplay. It's always sad to lose a potential fellow player.

  • @NothingButHorror
    @NothingButHorror Před 3 lety +1

    nioh 2 looks so simular to the old one damn

  • @nitemayr131
    @nitemayr131 Před 5 lety +3

    I must admit im triggered by your claim that nioh has more depth in its combat than a souls game, id be more open to accept this claim if there were any kind of point stated by you to back it up?

    • @NA-vz9ko
      @NA-vz9ko Před 5 lety +2

      I think he assumed it was self evident. Dark souls combat is extremely bare bones for a 3rd person combat game (I love dark souls btw). But what does dark souls combat have over Nioh? How could it possibly be construed as More advanced?

    • @anakinskywalker4442
      @anakinskywalker4442 Před 5 lety +3

      In nioh u can pick high,mid or low stance and switch them during battle with each weapon also unlocking moves for every weapon in the game.... Theres ninjutsu items range throwable stuff, buffs, range magic etc... Im pretty sure he meant about the stances, since they change all the moves some work better on some bosses and some not

  • @rauberhotzenplotz6657
    @rauberhotzenplotz6657 Před 2 lety +1

    Wow, that Nioh "veterans" tips for beginners sucked noodles... Maybe that's why he thinks, that Nier:Automata is a way better game, haha!

    • @Kiingpoppa
      @Kiingpoppa Před rokem

      Nier Automata is one of the best games of all time

  • @MyAteSpiders
    @MyAteSpiders Před 4 lety

    Don't reforge?
    What noobish advice is that?

    • @DaRoachDoggJrr
      @DaRoachDoggJrr Před 4 lety

      Beginner advice. Reforging is only really worth it when you won’t be getting better stuff constantly, and is especially useful for a final build or divine items

  • @dominicp9296
    @dominicp9296 Před 5 lety

    To be honest I'm so sick of people comparing every game to dark souls its wicked fucking annoying not saying this guy is annoying at all but every game now people compare it to nioh like no other hard or rpg games were ever created before souls it's crazy

    • @fatbroccoli8
      @fatbroccoli8 Před 3 lety +3

      Name one that defines the genre better

  • @prendlala5971
    @prendlala5971 Před 3 lety

    Stop it already with that DS shit, the game is overcome and overbastardised form the devs themselves.
    DS came in a time where adjustable diff was standard and WE ALL said WOW this game kicks ass, because you loved your ass being kicked for a change. But NOW, Nioh Sekiro NIOH 2, BRUH these are whole other levels of depth and pure joy to play, no more chasing rats in the sewers or dying for arbitrary reasons like camera angle. Even DS3 is soooo far behind what we are getting now. The genre is evolving Evolve with it. DUUh! :D

  • @SlayPlenty
    @SlayPlenty Před 4 lety

    3:33 wtf thats not how you play dark souls at all..you can learn enemy attack patterns and ranges to run around their hitboxes and go for backstabs making dagger bow builds viable..you can backstep with longer ranged weapons and try to play the space game as well rolling is just an oh shit button.
    All I saw in nioh for depth so far is whiff punish>ki-burst> whiff punish>ki-burst>stop yourself from falling asleep.. the devs aren't encouraging me to do anything enemies are slow af and exploitable your dash is super fast..what do you mean by master the combat dude?? I came to this video to learn about your fucking game of the year!

    • @HKISfreak1
      @HKISfreak1 Před 4 lety

      Maybe he overexaggerated but you are doing the same for Nioh, there is way more to the combat than what you are describing.

    • @alkaupadhyay7650
      @alkaupadhyay7650 Před 2 lety

      That's exactly the issue. Backstabs.

  • @raulrojas9253
    @raulrojas9253 Před 4 lety

    i m sorry but nier automata story is the only thing that game got going for Nioh Was One of the best If Not the best game of 2017

  • @baraka490
    @baraka490 Před rokem

    A lot of the things that you talk about I've realized are actually BS and I shouldn't listen to it's like you don't know what you're talking about

  • @invisiblefiddle1645
    @invisiblefiddle1645 Před 6 lety +15

    Tip1: if you are a souls fan disappointment lies ahead therefore turn back.
    Tip2: if you disregarded my warning there is still hope, remove disc from console and gently place into case. Drive carefully back to the store and kindly present your receipt for a refund. Thank the cashier and never look back.
    Tip3: your past the point of no return in bringing yourself to take the game back; therefore a more simple solution is required.
    A)Gently remove disc from console via disc tray and stay calm.
    B)Carefully close disc tray to avoid damage to console that may be caused by blind siblings who do not have the visual capacity to avoid open disc trays.
    C) purchase cane from thrift store and present to challenged sibling to ensure that no future injury may be caused to your console by there inconsistency to appreciate your personal space. Present this with a get well card and a few chocolate mints.
    D) recover your dads old football helmet and some earplugs from the garage to avoid blunt damage to skull and eardrum damage from angry sibling
    E) recover lost nioh game disc from under sofa to prevent sibling from finding it and being scarred for life
    F) place nioh disc upside down on front porch table at approximately 11am to invoke sun damage on it's abominable surface
    G) retrieve nioh disc from bird nest to avoid endangering animal species. Note to self: the disc has learned to call for help to animals and is now a greater threat
    H) wait for sibling and dog to leave house to ensure that no animals or humans may be called to discs' rescue.
    I) for preventative measures wrap the disc in duct tape so that it cannot call for help
    J) violently fling disc into living room wall multiple times to invoke blunt damage to its edges for destructive purposes. Repeat until disc is in pieces.
    K) hide undamaged nioh disc in your bedroom dresser, and budget allowance money towards patching sheetrock gashes in living room wall.
    L) throw nioh disc into oven and bake at 450 degrees for 15 minutes until disc title is unreadable.
    M) call fire department and evacuate burning house. For maximum effectiveness play dead in front driveway until parents arrive.

    • @samsara5916
      @samsara5916 Před 6 lety +1

      Invisible Fiddle instructions for downloaded game

    • @Hammerman24
      @Hammerman24 Před 5 lety +11

      If you're a Souls fan stop being shit and treating Nioh like a Souls game.

    • @nitemayr131
      @nitemayr131 Před 5 lety

      @@Hammerman24 how would you have one treat it then?

  • @markwhalen8731
    @markwhalen8731 Před 2 lety

    You said this game has more depth than dark souls instant dislike

  • @MetalNick
    @MetalNick Před 3 lety

    1: Don't buy it, it's a waste.

  • @Aidian1
    @Aidian1 Před 6 lety +1

    Nioh > dark souls. Can't wait for Nioh 2 baby