The Krampus Song

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  • čas přidán 18. 12. 2014
  • "When Krampus Comes to Town (The Krampus Song)" by Rusty Cage.
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    So, this may not be necessarily accurate to Krampus' folklore, but folk tales are made to be expanded upon. I wanted to make this Krampus song as my version of a Christmas song. I get tired of hearing the same shit over and over again on the radio around this season. Hopefully this brings you some joy. Share with any kids that you know.
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  • @zintertube819
    @zintertube819 Před 6 lety +830

    "Oh Krampus"
    "krampus comes to rip apart your soul"
    "Wtf is a sugar plum"
    my favorite phrases from this song

    • @Haech-E-doubLe-hoLckeystix
      @Haech-E-doubLe-hoLckeystix Před 5 lety +19

      My favorites are:
      "Wtf is a sugar plum"
      "Though your parrentscan't protect you"
      "When spoiled, snot-nosed brats can cry when Mom and Dad forget to buy them all the things they want under the Christmas Tree"
      and "Santa comesto bring you lots of joy..."

    • @queenalice7483
      @queenalice7483 Před 5 lety +5

      Oh krampus your such a bad boy

    • @kenette122
      @kenette122 Před 4 lety +1

      Zintertube same

    • @aprilmahon2508
      @aprilmahon2508 Před 4 lety +1

      Same

    • @reactanddraw7871
      @reactanddraw7871 Před 4 lety +3

      Mine is krampus eats the flesh of adults too

  • @iguessyt1787
    @iguessyt1787 Před 6 lety +1168

    When I'm older I'm going to sing this to my nieces and nephews

  • @tylerpape4382
    @tylerpape4382 Před 7 lety +717

    Dude. I love this song. I grew up on the Krampus story (my family are German descended) and this song tells the story better than the movie.

  • @curiouskittens7855
    @curiouskittens7855 Před 4 lety +80

    It's amazing how dead inside Rusty looks when he's playing the bells.

  • @thisisfugitive721
    @thisisfugitive721 Před 7 lety +699

    He can't rip apart what doesn't exist

    • @grahamnutter7216
      @grahamnutter7216 Před 7 lety +10

      ThisIsFugitive u are right he dose not exist

    • @SqumbusJumbus
      @SqumbusJumbus Před 7 lety +17

      Graham Nutter cancer

    • @noodlegorillaz7783
      @noodlegorillaz7783 Před 6 lety +4

      ThisIsFugitive damn that says a lot

    • @souhailrh6484
      @souhailrh6484 Před 6 lety +2

      Graham Butter this is not dome fucking rise of the guardians shit , believe in him or not he's gonna fucking rip off your flesh

    • @enigmafiresup4658
      @enigmafiresup4658 Před 6 lety +1

      Saad Rahali BUT HES NOT FUCKING REAL

  • @jimmypraught33
    @jimmypraught33 Před 8 lety +788

    This song is amazing I feel a little bad for any kids that saw this and found out Santa isn't real...
    Not really I don't feel anything

    • @harryp4032
      @harryp4032 Před 7 lety +5

      dam that's dark

    • @zombadger8516
      @zombadger8516 Před 7 lety +13

      Winter usually is.

    • @mlgsquidz5411
      @mlgsquidz5411 Před 7 lety +1

      Jimmy Praught z

    • @domjaniga6163
      @domjaniga6163 Před 5 lety +15

      I mean its their problem they shouldn't be on CZcams if they are under 13 :/ And show me one 13 year old normal guy that thinks Santa is real ...

    • @alexandermalm6246
      @alexandermalm6246 Před 5 lety +1

      I like you

  • @timkoller9678
    @timkoller9678 Před 7 lety +131

    The story of Krampus is one that traditional german and norwegian families should all know about.

    • @crash4579
      @crash4579 Před 5 lety

      I'm Norwegian and I don't know the story about Krampus

    • @galactikw01f
      @galactikw01f Před 4 lety

      No matter how pretty frikkin scary the Krampus is, I love the story!

    • @grahamturner97
      @grahamturner97 Před 4 lety

      Central Europe as well - he is 'celebrated' in Hungary etc

    • @interestingusername306
      @interestingusername306 Před 3 lety

      welp im german and didn´t know shit about krampus until i heard this song

    • @gameboy-nq7je
      @gameboy-nq7je Před 6 měsíci +1

      ​@@interestingusername306 you may have known him as "Knecht Ruprecht" before or at least know "drauß vom Walde komm ich her"

  • @darkwolf9637
    @darkwolf9637 Před 6 lety +69

    Rusty has so much skill he plays this with a broken string

    • @Draidar938
      @Draidar938 Před 3 lety +4

      No string is missing?

    • @aon02b
      @aon02b Před rokem +1

      Nah, there's just a loose end that he hasn't cut. But no strings are missing

  • @garysmedley6263
    @garysmedley6263 Před 8 lety +330

    What a warm and fuzzy Krampus carol.

  • @_GenericGamer
    @_GenericGamer Před 7 lety +201

    ima blast this during the season

  • @danknecoarc7174
    @danknecoarc7174 Před 4 lety +62

    “Heaven knows you need a reason to talk to your annoying family”
    OOOOOF

  • @3x3is98
    @3x3is98 Před 6 lety +221

    Who are finding all those "Santa is real" comments

  • @chadbane1891
    @chadbane1891 Před 9 lety +805

    He needs to be more well known, he's incredible. Stuffed with talent. And humor.

  • @jamesparkinson3243
    @jamesparkinson3243 Před 5 lety +22

    1:50, "He eats the flesh of adults, too". *Licks his lips*
    Krampus has entered the building

  • @SpindleHorse
    @SpindleHorse Před 6 lety +459

    This is the best haha

  • @GatlinsFuckinCornfield
    @GatlinsFuckinCornfield Před 6 lety +69

    I sang this at my Christmas party last night

    • @statusbrowser3443
      @statusbrowser3443 Před 5 lety +2

      ALF God 69's Dead Account hey wait a second, I’ve seen you from somewhere before

  • @strajee
    @strajee Před 9 lety +515

    "What the fuck is a sugarplum " 10/10 :)

  • @electricimpact9322
    @electricimpact9322 Před 6 lety +25

    I sang this song at Christmas Eve and I was grounded I'm 19 with my own apartment and my parents made me stay in my old room 😭but it was still funny 🤣

  • @pepthebabslasonge2551
    @pepthebabslasonge2551 Před 7 lety +96

    a sugar plum is a Victorian delicacy what is basically a poached plum in suger

  • @kingturboturtlednoc5722
    @kingturboturtlednoc5722 Před 4 lety +23

    When I was 8 I found my old baby monitor and stayed up on Christmas Eve with The Monitor facing the tree and saw my parents put the presents under. So that’s how I learned Santa isn’t real

  • @thefallencrow0722
    @thefallencrow0722 Před 8 lety +380

    I played this for my class before Christmas got in school suspension but totally worth it

    • @colehiggins
      @colehiggins Před 7 lety +19

      Demonic gaming why did u get suspended what grade are you in 1st

    • @Splot2
      @Splot2 Před 7 lety +12

      cole higgins probably for playing a song in class

    • @thefallencrow0722
      @thefallencrow0722 Před 7 lety +26

      cole higgins 9th and cause it "Offended people" ahhh 2017

    • @colehiggins
      @colehiggins Před 7 lety +4

      Demonic gaming you didn't play it in 2017 you played it in 2016

    • @thefallencrow0722
      @thefallencrow0722 Před 7 lety +3

      cole higgins -_-)

  • @antthonyyoung682
    @antthonyyoung682 Před 7 lety +94

    im showing this to my kids every year the week before christmas

  • @j.a.m.1876
    @j.a.m.1876 Před 5 lety +9

    I love his little, "Uncle" when he introduce's himself on Christmas songs. I wonder when he'll stop.

  • @gg-qk1xc
    @gg-qk1xc Před 7 lety +159

    Probably one of his finest-if not THE best song he's ever written and performed in my opinion. Still kind of a joke song where he just sings some random shit but still, it's catchy. *KRAMPUS IS MY FATHER.*

    • @imtheninja3218
      @imtheninja3218 Před 7 lety +1

      Thomas the Dank Engine fuck off

    • @gg-qk1xc
      @gg-qk1xc Před 7 lety +2

      ImTheNinja 32 😂 what did I do to offend you, or anyone? Huh? Boi are you thick in the head

    • @imtheninja3218
      @imtheninja3218 Před 7 lety

      Thomas the Dank Engine no krapus is not you father

    • @alejandrarenne2592
      @alejandrarenne2592 Před 7 lety +1

      ImTheNinja 32-year-old biacht

    • @imtheninja3218
      @imtheninja3218 Před 7 lety

      Thomas the Dank Engine yeah well no one gives a fuck about jokes anymore.

  • @nadinehessner
    @nadinehessner Před 9 lety +88

    My favourite christmas song now

    • @shellseajimenez2733
      @shellseajimenez2733 Před 7 lety +6

      same here

    • @annabellastevens4464
      @annabellastevens4464 Před 7 lety +6

      Nadine H: My favorite is Rusty's Christmas knife game song. I have watched it at least 19 times by now and I've memorized it..........

  • @selenegarcia887
    @selenegarcia887 Před 7 lety +110

    i love the song its so dark but true

  • @cunnylover.6.0
    @cunnylover.6.0 Před 4 lety +8

    "WTF is a sugar plum"
    That's a million dollar question

    • @nightydand5885
      @nightydand5885 Před 4 lety

      He clearly sings "what the fuck is the sugarplum"

    • @cunnylover.6.0
      @cunnylover.6.0 Před 4 lety +1

      @@nightydand5885 it's still the same context. Your comment didn't changed anything.

    • @nightydand5885
      @nightydand5885 Před 4 lety

      @@cunnylover.6.0 yeah, no shit, it was about spelling, not the meaning

    • @cunnylover.6.0
      @cunnylover.6.0 Před 4 lety +1

      @@nightydand5885 nobody gives a shit. Everyone will understand.

  • @PhillipJFry-og6kq
    @PhillipJFry-og6kq Před 6 lety +24

    Uncle rusty I want a pice of rust for Christmas.
    :EDIT "Piece" correction.

  • @elite5828
    @elite5828 Před 5 lety +12

    *Christmas midnight approaches*...
    Me: Why is boss music playing?

    • @fantomp1773
      @fantomp1773 Před 3 lety

      Xav Tal
      Why is there a giant health bar in the sky...?

  • @DynamicOverHang
    @DynamicOverHang Před 9 lety +18

    Krampus....i learn him today in German class

    • @gregh4150
      @gregh4150 Před 5 lety

      its tradition in my house

  • @deadchannel9378
    @deadchannel9378 Před 3 lety +4

    this guy would be an awesome uncle

  • @ieatcrayons7314
    @ieatcrayons7314 Před 4 lety +6

    Poor kids thinking that this is just a joke and got scared when he said when krumpus comes to rip apart your soul

  • @fivepointsgang5206
    @fivepointsgang5206 Před 9 lety +16

    That's the christmas spirit. Listened it like 10 times in a raw.

  • @christopherflores5012
    @christopherflores5012 Před 4 lety +4

    My favorite part is when he says “Though Santa not real”

  • @Luesatora
    @Luesatora Před 4 lety +9

    This is the best christmas song I have ever heard.

  • @That_Guy587
    @That_Guy587 Před 6 lety +47

    i used this kill my little brother's lust for Xmas,
    WE LIVE IN EUROPE, WE DON'T EVEN CELEBRATE XMAS

  • @TeddyTheGamer28
    @TeddyTheGamer28 Před 7 lety +60

    uncle Rusty can I get a wood knife this Christmas?

  • @camerongleason5390
    @camerongleason5390 Před 4 lety +8

    I love when he looks tired and just done when he makes these music videos

  • @dylanp9048
    @dylanp9048 Před 7 lety +28

    I would have been dead about 12 years ago

  • @poepepofk8755
    @poepepofk8755 Před 6 lety +5

    Little kiddos: goodbye childhood :'(
    Me: ah, reminds me of my childhood

  • @johnsonfam1315
    @johnsonfam1315 Před 4 lety +7

    2:09 when your mom tells you to join the Christmas chorus

  • @tiayaarneson3400
    @tiayaarneson3400 Před 6 lety +5

    "When krampus comes to rip apart your soul!!" 😂

  • @bowsties2.062
    @bowsties2.062 Před 3 lety +2

    It's been three years,ohh yeah merry Christmas this 2020.

  • @winters504
    @winters504 Před 7 lety +195

    Sugar plum I think it's sugar Mmm yum! #WhatTheFuckIsASugarPlum

  • @petuniawigglebottom3392
    @petuniawigglebottom3392 Před 4 lety +8

    I e-mailed my ex-boss a Merry Christmas message, and sent her a link to this. She loved it.

  • @calebww8409
    @calebww8409 Před 2 lety +3

    I play this every Christmas

  • @releist_order1581
    @releist_order1581 Před 3 lety +6

    3:05 the auto generated subtitles go crazy here

  • @Mason-xe4mn
    @Mason-xe4mn Před 3 lety +4

    I really love this song: imagine a poor kid who didn't know that the santa isn't real, and he/she just watched this fantastic music. Rusty, please make more songs like this.

  • @wanhade1821
    @wanhade1821 Před 8 lety +149

    The 22 people who dislike are the spoiled little kids haha

  • @evilunicorn985
    @evilunicorn985 Před 7 lety +22

    i like your songs please dont stop

  • @breathminttea2447
    @breathminttea2447 Před 5 lety +1

    Very rarely do I genuinely laugh at a CZcams video, but the “Though your parents can’t protect you” bit gave me a good chuckle.

  • @MrBerserkas
    @MrBerserkas Před 2 lety +6

    CZcams offered me a "Christian music" playlist, and this was the first song in it. Love it.
    The only way it could have been better if the song was "There isn't any God".

  • @ddot8882
    @ddot8882 Před 6 lety +8

    im playing this at the Christmas party this year thank you rusty

  • @ezedits2222
    @ezedits2222 Před 5 lety +12

    Who else went straight to the comments?

  • @doctorfuckmen
    @doctorfuckmen Před 4 lety +6

    I’m singing this to my kids on Christmas

  • @katlynfoster6174
    @katlynfoster6174 Před 6 lety +2

    Rusty Cage is just my favorite artist. A lot of your songs I relate to. I listen non stop. Thank you!!!

  • @krampus5546
    @krampus5546 Před 4 lety +8

    I'm coming for you Rusty Cage.
    You have been a very very naughty little boy, Benji.

    • @ivistyfish2294
      @ivistyfish2294 Před 4 lety +5

      Oh shit krampus

    • @TheAll-PowerfulSovereignRat
      @TheAll-PowerfulSovereignRat Před 4 lety +1

      Krampus Holy fuck, hi there.

    • @krampus5546
      @krampus5546 Před 4 lety

      @@TheAll-PowerfulSovereignRat
      Hi👋

    • @alibolink0719
      @alibolink0719 Před 3 lety +1

      Krampus how's life mate?

    • @krampus5546
      @krampus5546 Před 3 lety

      @@alibolink0719
      Summer is always hard as we are the children of winter. We can't bear this hot weather but I made some slushy drinks from the blood of the bad children.
      I remember a kid who stole a slushy machine with his fellows.I killed his fellows but he got away from me. But I feel I will catch him this Christmas.
      Wish me luck.

  • @nl396
    @nl396 Před 4 lety +4

    Merry Christmas ya filthy animal, and a happy new year.

  • @brentbowers4535
    @brentbowers4535 Před 3 lety +2

    Rusty:wtf is a sugar plum
    Me:that's what I said!

  • @JDeeNeal
    @JDeeNeal Před 6 lety +3

    Me and my 13 year old boys loved this! Joined your list just on this song!!! Great job!!! Our new seasonal song when the inlaws come to our house!

  • @SlavelikeConstructs
    @SlavelikeConstructs Před 9 lety +16

    I almost complained about the lack of fedora, but the song made up for it. Also... How much did you drink before you performed? Lol. Great job, Rusty; you never cease to amaze.
    -Valk

  • @noahmcpherson3970
    @noahmcpherson3970 Před 7 lety +34

    If I get at least 50 likes I'll play this song at school and church.

    • @gamesmile1440
      @gamesmile1440 Před 6 lety

      if it isn't not recorded it didn't happened

  • @theduccubus1946
    @theduccubus1946 Před 7 lety +59

    #WhatTheFuckIsASugarPlum lol

  • @nicklykins225
    @nicklykins225 Před 7 lety +18

    is it bad that i really love this

  • @MaraHefner
    @MaraHefner Před 9 lety +5

    I have finally found a christmas song that I like!

  • @randombullshit119
    @randombullshit119 Před 4 lety +8

    Merry Christmas Kids! Krampus is coming!!

  • @rachellouise6671
    @rachellouise6671 Před 7 lety +2

    I used to watch him all the time, then I forgot about his music, and I just found him a little bit ago I still love his music.

  • @TheBabadook616
    @TheBabadook616 Před rokem +1

    Krampus is definitely much more intriguing than all the stuff people usually make Xmas songs about :D

  • @4429wy
    @4429wy Před 6 lety +15

    I listen to this on Christmas night to go to sleep

  • @saintpink5796
    @saintpink5796 Před 4 lety +5

    I find this song calming

  • @nickcaprari9799
    @nickcaprari9799 Před 7 lety +1

    thank you so much for a new addition to my christmas Holiday music! seriously, i love this XD nothing makes holidays great like a good dark sense of humor.

  • @TheBear816
    @TheBear816 Před 7 měsíci +2

    I love how nobody’s talking about he’s just out here playing with a broken string

  • @DerDoctor69
    @DerDoctor69 Před 6 lety +3

    Well I played this at christmas to my niece and nephew (they both do not speak english) and they loved it.

  • @badcommenterdisgausedrealh4894

    2:42 the child rusty

  • @christophermarchetta7018
    @christophermarchetta7018 Před 4 lety +1

    I have been listening to this song for the past few years, and I don't plan on stopping anytime soon. If this song is still up when I'm older I'll show any of my kids, nefews, and neses.

  • @teensierkitty4214
    @teensierkitty4214 Před 2 lety +1

    I love this time of year

  • @sapphirezombie7503
    @sapphirezombie7503 Před 7 lety +3

    JOKES ON HIM, I HAVE NO SOUL!!!

  • @cjfoley2005
    @cjfoley2005 Před 7 lety +9

    1:55 lol

  • @lenadanekamp3131
    @lenadanekamp3131 Před 4 lety +1

    this song made me smile all along :) you are awesome!!

  • @-.-thesolareclipse-.-9355

    I love how demented all your videos are on here

  • @ZenazGurl
    @ZenazGurl Před 9 lety +3

    Haha that ending though. Love you Rusty :)

  • @pifflesomepuffnadder855
    @pifflesomepuffnadder855 Před 4 lety +3

    3:03
    Krampus come to rip apart your-
    kraMpus comes to RIP APART YOUR-
    KRAMPUS COMES To rip apaRt YouR-
    *KRA* mpUs comes to *RIp apARt yoUr-*
    *KRAMPUS COMES TO RIP APART YOUR-*
    Santa comes and brings you lots of gifts!

  • @Prettyredbedhead
    @Prettyredbedhead Před 7 lety +1

    I've always loved your music 😂

  • @noahmaclam2267
    @noahmaclam2267 Před 7 lety +1

    love your music !

  • @Kipp274
    @Kipp274 Před 9 lety +3

    This is heartwarming :')

  • @TheGateShallStand
    @TheGateShallStand Před 3 lety +3

    A family friendly song for every christmas to come

  • @sierrasmith6080
    @sierrasmith6080 Před 6 lety

    I should just listen to this during October, it rips most of my Christmas spirit out. Thanks Rusty ❤

  • @sankmental09_
    @sankmental09_ Před 2 lety +2

    "What the F is a sugar plum" that got me lol

  • @that_forest_fae
    @that_forest_fae Před 3 lety +3

    Ayeh i found a new cristmast song!! 😂

  • @gabrielesparza9963
    @gabrielesparza9963 Před 7 lety +36

    Well christmas time is magical at least thats what I’m told
    To buy each other useless presents where ever they are sold
    When spoiled snot nosed bratz can cry when mom and dad forget to buy
    Them all the things they want under their christmas tree
    So visit home this Winter season
    Heavens knows you need a reason to talk to your annoying family
    So have yourself a a merry Little christmas holiday
    And celebrate when Jesus christ was born
    Those santa isn’t real beware of stories never told
    When krampus comes to rip appart your soul
    Lets not forget our pagan roots
    Of krampus and his cloves and hooves
    This hellish demon sneaks into your home
    He’ll eat your heart and drink your blood no matter if you’re bad or good
    And rip your skull out
    And place upon his throne
    Oh Krampus
    But don’t let this story get you
    Though your parents can’t protect you
    Krampus eats the flesh of adults to
    So dream your dreams of sugar plums (What the fuck is a sugar plum)
    Christmas is a time for me and you
    So have yourself a a merry Little christmas holiday
    And celebrate when Jesus christ was born
    Those santa isn’t real beware of stories never told
    When krampus comes to ripa appart your soul
    Oh krampus please dont eat my heart
    Oh krampus please dont eat my soul
    Oh krampus please dont eat my flesh
    Oh krampus please dont eat parents
    So have yourself a a merry Little christmas holiday
    And celebrate when Jesus christ was born
    Those santa isn’t real beware of stories never told
    When krampus comes to rip appart X5
    Santa comes to give you lots of joy 

    • @Ash-zz5iy
      @Ash-zz5iy Před 7 lety +2

      Gabriel Esparza no not all of it was right

    • @gabrielesparza9963
      @gabrielesparza9963 Před 7 lety

      I haven't practiced my english so it doesn't surprise me, if you can make the corrections needed I would aprecciate it. :)

  • @cherrybee95
    @cherrybee95 Před 5 lety +2

    Rusty:when he rips your soul
    Squidward: oh please i don't have a soul

  • @carrotgoddess
    @carrotgoddess Před 4 lety +2

    I love this song ^>^

  • @amerigomemespucci6821
    @amerigomemespucci6821 Před 8 lety +4

    "when jesus christ was born" haha ok.

  • @larbington9331
    @larbington9331 Před 7 lety +6

    santa = robber . breaks into your house steals your milk and cookies....... how do kids like him?

    • @amberjafferian478
      @amberjafferian478 Před 5 lety +1

      side character because he gives brats what they want and they couldn’t care less whether or not Santa is a fucking burglar

  • @alexandermullins5763
    @alexandermullins5763 Před 3 lety +1

    2020 says sing it sir! This world needs a good beating!

  • @cousinschallenges566
    @cousinschallenges566 Před 7 lety +1

    I love your songs rusty

  • @lilpingu1066
    @lilpingu1066 Před 7 lety +370

    Yt glitched a bit and made the title: The Meaning of 666
    xD

  • @Marty1984
    @Marty1984 Před 9 lety +6

    Hahaha...really cool song!!

  • @denisetorres8326
    @denisetorres8326 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Krampus thinks that people who don’t believe in Santa taste wonderful

  • @metalgamingcrow1042
    @metalgamingcrow1042 Před 3 lety +1

    Thank you for this beautiful gift 🎁