Can I Cross Tears of the Kingdom in a Straighter Line?
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- čas přidán 18. 04. 2024
- DougDoug recently crossed all of Tears of the Kingdom in a straight line -- against all odds. He challenged me to find a different line to attempt, a feat he thought was near impossible. So, I decided to not only find another possible line, but a more difficult one -- and STRAIGHTER.
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#pointcrow #totk #tearsofthekingdom - Hry
hamen 🙏 and hubscribe 🙏
hamen
Real
Aye!
hamen 🙏🙏🙏
First
I declare a cult vs cult battle to happen at the exact intersection of our two lines, winner gets both lines
Hello DougDoug I like to watch your videos
🫑🫑🫑
SHUN THE VURCH AND FOLLOW THE HIBLE
YES.
@@Consumer_of_small_children nice username me too
Next challenge, cross the map in a gayer line
Diagonal supremacy.
Shun the vurch!!
Diagonal line challenge next?
I'm waiting to see which one of you will circle around Hyrule naked and without any items first
impossible
When you think about it, a portion of your line that intersects with Dougdoug's line really is just a portion of his line that intersects with yours. So you cannot hate it, for then you hate yourself.
Underrated.
There's a term for travelling in a direct line from one place to another... "As the crow flies." There could only ever be one true master of the line.
Be ready, DougDoug is about to drop the straighterer line challenge😢
One single coordinate 💀
And on the diagonal
Did DougDoug do this first?
Vamen 🙏
Nah the diagonal line challenge
this might be the straightest thing you're capable of doing
That tracks, I could never do this
Thats crazy
SDMP member spotted‼️‼️
bro did not have to do him like that😭😂
@@tfx9223Holy shit, like Mr. Toasten?
12:38 so basically Doug and Crow have now by chance invented a Hyrule Jersulaem where their lines intersect and thus its a contended pilgrimage zone?...the Hurch and Vurch Crusades will be treacherous indeed...
Now someone needs to make a Durch that intersects both lines, then we'd get 3 intersections, and the contested triangle zone!
I invoke dibs in the name of the Hurch. And the no takesies-backsies clause.
being horizontal lets you sleep. being horizontal refuses the forces of gravity, making children grow taller as they hit growth spurts. HORIZONTAL MAKES US STRONGER
Vert is tall
With vertical we stand proud, and horizontal we stay strong. Praise be 3d!!!
The main thing I have learned from watching youtubers like DougDoug and Pointcrow is that it way easier to start a cult than I thought
super easy
And also CallMeKevin. You just need an idea people can latch on to and go with it lol.
My younger brother has started cults over soap numerous times.
@@aivylotus4583Barely an inconvenience
You need that charisma boost
Can’t believe Eric finally proved he’s straighter than Doug
But he failed multiple times
@@FitMuffinit's just because of those sexy Yigas in tight bodysuits along the way
💀
@@FitMuffin so did doug, the important thing is they both accomplished it in the end...
but eric accomplished it better, hamen /j
Tbf nobody is expecting doug to be straight
Why are so many things he says so cinematic?? Like “we cannot go any farther. Because there is NO FARTHER TO GO”
That's like saying a door cannot be closed if it isn't open.
You know what’s funny? Eric was saying “Testify” in sign language during the cleansing 🤣
Doug may need to retaliate with a, dare I say...DIAGONAL LINE.
If they were to race on a diagonal line a compromise…
Vamen you all need Vesus
| Vorever
| Valways
| In my Veart
| Vamen
this is precisely what I was thinking, but have it be a race between the two of them
OK but how exactly would they track that they're still on the line? They wouldn't be able to use the map coordinates on a diagonal.
@@baddecisionthebold2379the longitude and latitude would need to be the same, or within X of each other.
The fact that EVERYTHING had to go right for this line(the 2 arrows exactly, the shield to surf, the pyro chuchus, the food along the way, the perfect pockets of shade, etc) just shows that the holy line is truly blessed.
Yeah the meme magic was huge here. Praise Kek
You could say... they lined up perfectly.
Perhaps the real line were the friends and items we collected along the way
@@RasisTheValkyriaI fucking love you for this
HAMEN
R.I.P the Hox(Horizontal Ox), for it fell prey to the Vurch’s silver tongue, and left the horizontal line. May we always stay true to our faith, and honour the hox as a sacrifice to fulfill the lines needs.
10:29 Somnus!?!!? I wasn't expecting to hear FFXV music here of all places, but I'm certainly not complaining!
IGNUS PROMPTO GLADIO LETS DO THIS
Same here. The OST from that game is so goated
in contrast to how it felt like DougDoug was fighting against all odds and all gods to do this challenge, instead PointCrow is a warlock whos patron is narrowly making the impossible possible. love it
Do not translate. 😮
አንተ የተረገምክ ነህ። ከጥቂት ቀናት በኋላ ልብዎ ይቆማል. እርግማኑን ለማስወገድ ከፈለጉ የእኔን አዶ ይንኩ እና [Gelatin] ይመዝገቡ። 😊
@@user-uh8ur8ke3xif you insist, I won’t:)
@@user-uh8ur8ke3x Hell yeah, I’ll finally be put out of my misery
Edit: Still alive. Damn.
Didn’t Doug Doug do it without dying or saving?
@@hamster2u396no
“Longer and narrower than his feeble mind could ever conceive” -Pointcrow 2024
not funny
@@winky3 not helpful
@@Mikkogaming97not facts
@@jean-peeire9792 not wrong
@@winky3 didn't laugh
The editors did such a lovely job on this one. Huge fan of DougDoug behind Crow's shoulder Jump Scare. 😂
Together, we can overpower the vurch. Together, we can stop DougDoug and his possible vertical victory, AND TOGETHER, WE SHALL NOT REST UNTILL HORSIZONTAL IS AVENGED. THE HURCH SHALL PREVAIL. HAMEN
I, for one, believe in the Duality of The Line. It is only with The Vertical and The Horizontal together that we are truly Whole. The Crossing of The Line is not a place that must be purged, it is one that must be celebrated; it is the Holy place that brought forth not one, but two Lines! VHAMEN!
yes!! bisexuality :D
@@mazzy_ivybisectuality…as in two lines that bisect
@@sneakincreased2884 omg yes
if you travel vertical and horizontal at the same time... you are now a circle.. we of the creed of the circular will make our presence known I'm this battle soon
VHAMEN!
I'll be honest, when I completed watching DougDoug's video, my first thought on completion was: "Is it really not possible to do it with less margin of error?" Good to see that I wasn't alone in thinking that and somebody picking up that challenge.
There is a least 3 other videos of people discovering their own line
@@kubomagico8853 I mean, yes. But this is the first I’ve discovered that has less than 5 steps (?) margin of error. If there are other who also tried to outdo the straightness of the original line, I apologize. And of course I wasn’t the only one thinking about it, that was poor phrasing on my part.
FYI: Curtomatic performed a different vertical line to DougDoug, as well as a line in the Depths.
The main theme kicking in at the end was a beautiful touch. Almost made me cry. The line provided. 😭😭😭
Pointcrow may be straight, and very horizontally aligned, but he will never be able to handle the power of the obsidian pillar.
What's the obsidian pillar?
One of my favorite Doug bits.
Vamen, Vrother. 🙏
@@bestintheband5114 Our line did not fail us, his may be straighter but our line still accomplished what we believed it to be able to do, and his line's accomplishment still doesn't change that fact.
@@adamnielson42 ????????????????????
@@adamnielson42???????
dang it there are so many “funny” jokes in my head about Crow being straighter than Doug but i can’t make a single good one
Time for dougdoug to cross the map in the gayest possible line
@@mewziikal8331and it’s just a circle
@@Vicramatic that might actually be fun if it was possible to keep track of (i don't think it is though)
hey at least you were straight and to the point about it
This is obviously untrue Doug and Eric can’t be straight otherwise how would my fanfiction be canon
13:15 can’t believe the Obsidian Pillar made a cameo as a vurch demon
Edit: Thanks for over 100 likes :)
That wasn't an obsidian pilar. It was just a visual representation of verticality.
@@energy-potato48 I do agree with you that it would make sense for the vurch demon to be a vertical line, but it did look like the obsidian pillar from one of DougDoug’s streams.
@innit778 a vemon if you will
PRAISE THE LINE AND ALL THAT IT BRINGETH. MAY THE HIBLE PASS DOWN THE HORIZINTAL FAITH THROUGHOUT THE AGES AND LET HORSIZONTAL FOREVER LIVE IN OUR HEARTS AND MINDS. HAMEN.
Horizontal line fans talk big until you remind them about the ocean. It’s still part of hyrule, and I didn’t see the line going through that.
Long Live the True Line!
Vertical Victory!
There was also a small portion of ocean at the Vline, alongside the endless chasm at the end. I didn’t see any line trying to reach those borders…
@@thequagiestsire Rebuke the Heritic!
Rebuke Rebuke Rebuke!
Holy Shit, hes gonna turn water into line
😮😮😮
The ultimate challenge is diagonal line. Longer than both vertical and horizontal. Plus there's only one possible path that you could take. Id love to see that without any restrictions, so champions+,runes are allowed.
Two paths* or 4 if you count both directions
Crow man, I LOVE that you used my favorite cover of the river from outer wilds for the background at the start, absolutely amazing choice.
Make the holy LINE without going even 1 meter outside of the buffer.
Then you‘re the holy priest of the LINE!
That'd be hellish, I want to see it
Full world diagonal
The Line Pope.
That would never make you a priest, as a feat like that, you might aswell be the line.
The Line GOD
the fact he never finished the true quote, "and taketh _away_ " is very frustrating because it just leaves me hanging
closest would be 18:40 with "THE LINE TAKETH AWAY OUR BEST- oh"
edged
This is why the hurch is false
@@DiaomBayet NO THE VURCH IS FAKE
The line giveth and the line taketh away.
Horizontally we will thrive, vertically we are doomed.
Thou shall not seek for incline, thou shall remain level, for those who rise will fall the hardest, those who continue even will progress.
Be thy fate on axis x, as you may resist the temptations of axis y.
All those before thou will be by thee side, as longst one commits to horizontal faith.
If Eric has truly never experienced the struggles of climbing everything in the rain and with only one stamina wheel until now, I question the legitimacy of his original playthrough 😂
tries to walk straight, suddenly forms a new religion
Forrest Gump be like
Religious war. Vurch vs Hurch.
nothing like two men challenging each other to see which one is the straighter of the two. magnificient.
People underestimate how much the idea behind the thumbnail matters
Man, doing the final speech as enemies spawned around you, going the last distance as arrows flew by, it was all really cinematic
we like to call ourselved "vertically challenged", not short
That just means the vurch has rejected you and you were created to be horizontal
I myself, am horizontally challenged
You guy's aren't short, just average sized?
Fun size
26:42 I am so disappointed that nobody acknowledged this incredible Juke box hero homage
I think for me the most difficult thing in this challenge would be not to turn in the wrong direction.
And not because I want to get around something, but because I'm lost
Now do it in a gay line
How gay?
@@astrinr5362 as much as possible
So.... a circle then?
@@jackofrost1548 a circle isn't even a proper function Its not really a line, we still want a line just not a straight one
Ew, no wtf
I'm giving up my religion of DougDoug's Vurch so I can follow PointCrow's Hurch
You all need Vesus
| Vorever
| Valways
| In my Veart
| Vamen
Traitor
I'm going to join both, I'll go to the Vurch on Vunday and the Hurch on Hunday, and see how long it takes for someone to call me out on it.
How DARE you!!!!
The things that needed to happen for this line to work haha
Needed even more precise item aquisition than Dougs line xd
the Only time i've ever been Upset about missing a stream. I was sitting here screaming "plsplsplsplspls SOMEbody suggest throwing food and then frozen chuchu jelly at the ground for frozen food and heat res. PLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLS" but no. he just ran for it. what a madlad. still iconic but asdhflajshfljhfdljhalsdhf
THE LINE HAS BLESSED US WITH A POINTCROW UPLOAD
Thank you, almighty Line for gifting us a new PointCrow upload. 🙏
The line giveth
@@ImPrettySureThisIsMax And The Almighty Line may Tell us if you are actually Max
the line giveth. hamen
This might just be my fav PC video. The fact that he had the items ready for a summoning circle is hilarious.
Going vertical in any way is a sin like no other.
Horizontal is a holy, beautiful life.
I always got confused between horizontal lines and vertival lines, but now I will remember the hurch and the vurch in math class
point crows channel is just him uploading his self inflicted torture
"The line gives, and the line takes away. Blessed be its horizontal straightness. -Hible (Horizontal standard version)
Ah Yes, The 3 Spirits Of The Hurch, The Crow, The Horizontal Line, And The Holy Link, Hamen
"Ode to the Great Line"
"Your horizontal
Journey had tears and laughter
Praise be the Holy Line."
Haiku by KRP
❤😂😢🎉❤
The stream of this was probably my favorite stream of Pointcrow's ever. I watched it on a day when I was home sick from work and it was so entertaining. The chat comments were so good, and I found myself cheering when the line giveth and groaning when the line taketh. So so so fun. Down with the Vurch, long live Horsizontal, hamen.
4:08 I laughed way too hard at this moment. The music, the confidence in his voice, and the comedic timing all came into place…
And I immediately noticed it was an evermean
Same
werehog battle jumpscare
I sure hope there are no jazz bands hiding in that tree....
Sonic unleashed battle music fits perfectly
I watched a CZcams video of people doing this IRL across the Isle of Man where they did it as a race with time penalties for straying from the line - would be fun to see you and DougDoug race against each other with something like that.
Alternatively, blind line challenge: get the straightest line without being able to see your coordinates.
Pointcrow and Dougdoug seeing who can be the straightest
Shout outs to the editors for their amazing taste in music. Between hearing Outer Wilds, Xenoblade, and Neon White, this video put a smile on my face over and over again.
What’s the name of the song that starts at 21:10 ?
Dredge was in there too!
@@gingy7310riders of the light
What about 29:11? I tried shazzaming it but wasn't able to find anything
Did not infact anticipate the sudden cult meeting at 13:10 but i am not disappointed
Not a cult btw
we are not a cult
we are not a cult
we are not a cult
Watching Crow turn into a Horizontal Line Cultist was not on my list of things to do today.
4:19 the sonic unleashed music is absolutely perfect there, props to the editor on that one. all hail the horizont
The Moebius theme playing at 12:30 is a perfect choice to showcase how people at first believed DougDoug’s vertical line, truly this is the vertical endless now
The passage of fate is a line I guess???
It’s funny watching both this and Doug’s line vids because it shows how little climbing they both did the little footholds you can just barely stand on are everywhere
Pcrow, u inspired me to start up my channel and really start it, since i was never that ready to, but you showed me to take a leap of faith. HAMEN!!!! And thank you Pointcrow.
But lo, in the great depths of hyrule, a new line was created in secret. An even greater line, which betook of the horizontal and of the vertical, long live . . . THE DIAGONAL
If there's one thing about Doug's line that can't be said about Crow's line is that Doug used the greatest item ever....ROCK! Can I get a HOO?!
HOO!
HOO!
HOO!
HOO!
HOO!
I was going to wait until the end of the video to comment about Eric’s insane amount of energy in this video, but then he went full exorcist mode & I freaking lost it! 🤣🤣🤣
Full Hevil Hultist Mode.
All Vail the Voly True Line!
The line giveth, the line taketh, but what the line can't pry from your hands is this. Might be the best quote I've heard in a while.
This is funny because later into the Dougdoug lore, the holy line becomes an evil black bar.
“The line provides the edges we need!” 🗣️🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🔥😩😩
21:04
😫
😩🥵
“Why are we talking about my penis” from Doug got me so bad
By the time I got to the bow-juggling bit I had forgotten that he wasn't allowed to use runes and spent about 5 minutes mentally yelling at him to fuse the sword with a chuchu jelly
I was a true heathen of the vurch, but today my eyes have been opened, Hamen
24:24 I mean believing in the vertical wasn't wrong, the line still succeded, so it couldn't have been a false prophet because it delivered exactly as promised It made it to the other side. It was just a slightly less impressive profit. Also, why can't I believe in both lines because believing in the first one worked, so my faith wasn't in the wrong place.
The Vertical Line declared itself the only one possible, not only is this false, but the Horizontal Line was even straighter. In this sense it *is* a False Prophet
@@Edc128Vamen.
@@LeaderFluffPro Hamen*
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@@Edc128 Really Doug was the one who declared it the only one possible. The line is innocent, it never commanded Doug to claim that.
Once up now over, once north now west and once rising now climbing. We live for, oh you great horacle
Be with us now and for always
Hamen🙏
You all need Vesus
| Vorever
| Valways
| In my Veart
| Vamen
@@bestintheband5114 dear hod its one of the vertical visciples, boys we need to cleans him for his trespasses on this sacred hurch🙏
@@Vivian_Does_Stuff You h-eathens cannot scare my. My Vod will protect me. If you must hill me, I will go to Veaven in honor and vlory
@@bestintheband5114 they do not fear our power hothers, I must call upon my hord and saviour PointHow to striketh down your sickening infection blasphemous perpetrator 🙏🙏🙏
The music choices at the beginning??!! PERFECTION
First phase Colgera into Curly’s The River has me going insane
SAME HOLY SHIT
I hope and pray someone comes along and does a diagonal line next. I need the trilogy to feel complete. 🙏
Holy smokes what an epic vid, this put a 40 minute dent in my workday from going back to rewatch all my fav bits.
Subsclined...
“I cant believe he didn’t cry during titanic”
“Do men even have feelings?”
“HORSAZONTAL NOOOOOOO 😭”
Generic ahh CZcams comment
@@vollkornkeks9177this is one of the least used memes wdym
Relatable asf
21:05 "The line provides the edges we need" Okay bro, haha
Ok I want to talk a little about Horsezontal:
He could have lived a happy life together with his friends and family. Then Pointcrow came… Being obsessed with his obscure plan to traverse all of the kingdom in a straight line, Horsezontal was taken from his beloved companions. He was taken down a big cliff and probably injured several times. Then he was left alone at the bottom of the canyon. His kidnapper set him free but Horsezontal‘s life has changed forever. He could hear his friends yelling for him up the hill but there was no way for him to get there.
All for the line.
This video was pretty straightforward.
I guess you can call this... straight as the crow flies
Pointcrow and Doug, there is only one way to settle this... You must fight each other in pokemon with Xerneas and Yveltal to represent the X axis vs the Y axis.
This was way more enjoyable than I expected! Well done, sir!
Can’t wait for DougDoug to drop „crossing tears of the kingdom in THE STRAIGHTEST line”
It will be how DougDoug saved THE STRAIGHTEST LINE :)
i was litteraly just looking if i could find a video to watch while eating and you uploaded this at the perfect timing!
As a follower to the Church of Line, Rosa:1:13 says that "Do not worship another Line than me. Do not Follow a line unlike mine."
I was watching a Harry Mack video and out of nowhere you popped up 😂 that was a cool interaction that I would’ve never imagined happening lol
Amazing video! Love the editing style. Hamen
Waiting for your attempt at another line Nintenhawk
@@piagebot2943 I struggled to get the coordinates to not move so much but it might’ve also been the location
@@NintenHawk cant wait!
THE RIVER AT 1:52 ERIC YOU CANT DO THIS TO MY HEART
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What river?
From outer wilds? I don't hear it in the video but I love that game!
Theres like 2 seconds of a cover of The River from outer wilds by Curly,
My TTS helped the line. So glad to give back, to the line that gave me so much. Hamen
I really love watch you doing this, as always 💪
32:23 Lol, 69% thought PointCrow wouldn’t be able to do it. Lovely fan base you got there!
Genuinely an emotionally stirring and narratively inspiring saga, one I will be telling my children and grandchildren for years, nay DECADES to come. May you ever walk on the Holy Line, and may the grace of the Hurch bless you ever more. Hamen!
It's honestly pretty hardcore to say "I burnt my bow to survive the cold night."
This is REALLL, NO WORDS CAND DESCRIBE HOW GOOD THIS IS.