How to Remove THC From Your System!

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    In one of our previous videos we have discussed how long THC can remain in your system and how long you normally have to wait before your body will be THC free.
    The reason some of you may want to know such things is idle curiosity, for others it is because you may have to take a drug test and you want to make sure you pass.
    In that video we discussed how THC can be absorbed in fat, so if you are overweight, you are going to have to hold off having that drug test for longer than a thin person.
    That’s because when fat burns, THC is released in the form of the THC metabolite THC-COOH and it is this metabolite that drug tests can identify.
    So, what can you do to help get THC out of your system?
    Well, lets start with the bleeding obvious. Stop smoking or ingesting cannabis, especially if you are a heavy user. If you don’t, you’re unlikely to be ‘clean’ inside 30 days.
    Next, drink loads of water, though don’t overdo it or you will also rid your body of needed electrolytes, which can be fatal.
    The more you pee the quicker you will help get the metabolite out of your system, and what remains in your urine will be heavily watered down.
    Make sure you get the balance right as if your urine is too weak, this will be spotted and you will have to take the test again, under a dark cloud.
    There has been a study that suggests zinc is an effective urine adulterant which can produce a false negative test result.
    The tests indicated that if you take a zinc supplement, that has the potential to interfere with urine test results for between 12 and 18 hours.
    Further testing is needed to confirm these results and we should point out that if you are taking any other medication, for whatever reason, check with your doctor or chemist before taking any zinc supplement.
    Detoxing can also help to flush THC out of your system. Detox drinks can sometimes either expel or mask the presence of THC, often by deploying diuretics to make you pee more frequently.
    Of course, just drinking loads of coffee or cranberry juice might be just as effective…so let us know your thoughts in the comment section below, and of course if you enjoyed this video like and subscribe so you too can become a cannabis expert!
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  • @noname-br5lo
    @noname-br5lo Před 2 lety +6142

    Who's all putting THC in their system while watching the video about how to take it out 😅

  • @achilles1373
    @achilles1373 Před 9 měsíci +531

    If an employer wants to control your actions 24 hours a day... then they need to pay you for 24 hours a day.

    • @lidet6086
      @lidet6086 Před 4 měsíci +19

      This is so real

    • @RichardNelson-lf9zz
      @RichardNelson-lf9zz Před 3 měsíci +3

      This is the absolute most stupid thing I have ever heard
      Do You full heartedly, 1000% believe that?
      I am concerned for how you will turn out in life thinking that way🥱

    • @edwardsamuels7606
      @edwardsamuels7606 Před 3 měsíci

      @@RichardNelson-lf9zz help me understand why companies know drugs stay in you system for at least days. But want you completely clean before they hire you? Then when you get off work you cannot use any drugs they test for

    • @peterpumpkineater69656
      @peterpumpkineater69656 Před 3 měsíci +8

      the military pays me 24 hours a day

    • @ralphwiggum874
      @ralphwiggum874 Před 3 měsíci

      Depends on the job I‘d say but for most jobs you are right

  • @mrluqboy
    @mrluqboy Před rokem +1641

    Peoples didn’t come to learn. , they come to save their selves 😂😊

    • @Yokevo99
      @Yokevo99 Před rokem

      Ongg Lmao i dont give a fuck i wanna pass this drug test for this job

    • @Buyerspender_afnf
      @Buyerspender_afnf Před rokem +17

      😂😂😂😂😂 u can’t stand you

    • @prodbyyoungstar
      @prodbyyoungstar Před rokem +13

      No cap😭

    • @lowkeyaa8540
      @lowkeyaa8540 Před rokem +27

      I'm high asf and I came here to learn haha

    • @Asstain04
      @Asstain04 Před rokem +6

      Knowledge is power 😂

  • @mikerowave1986
    @mikerowave1986 Před rokem +573

    I honestly never understood why many employers force employees to take drug tests for ordinary office jobs or other low-responsibility jobs. What you do after work is your business, as long as it doesn't affect your performance.

    • @VanessaChristopher-fx4ol
      @VanessaChristopher-fx4ol Před rokem +32

      Exactly!!!!!😭
      Finally someone who has said what has been on my mind.

    • @ericsalhoff4734
      @ericsalhoff4734 Před rokem

      Nancy Regan started the drug testing when the Ronald Regan administration was doin theyre war on drugs thing due to traffic of it thru the southern border no one agreed to it but companys wer forced to start doing it

    • @boiling_snow_water_
      @boiling_snow_water_ Před rokem +26

      That's what the war on drugs was designed to do

    • @FernandoHernandez-nj1kv
      @FernandoHernandez-nj1kv Před rokem +5

      love this man even though thc is legal i feel like shit cause im going to get a drug test wtf

    • @VanessaChristopher-fx4ol
      @VanessaChristopher-fx4ol Před rokem +2

      @@FernandoHernandez-nj1kv how'd your drug test go?😢

  • @dmonson2255
    @dmonson2255 Před rokem +633

    I watched this video a few days ago but am coming back to let y’all know: I’m a heavy smoker, multiple times a day for years now. I was able to get my metabolite levels to an undetectable amount in just 6 days of abstinence and actively detoxing by doing lots of cardio, eating clean foods, and drinking lots of water. I’m 6’4 180 pounds and 10% body fat and live an extremely active lifestyle so I know that makes it easier for me but with the amount I smoke I was expecting to have it in my system for at least a month.

    • @c2croofingpete913
      @c2croofingpete913 Před rokem +2

      Really??

    • @nathansmith7647
      @nathansmith7647 Před rokem +8

      What kinds of food did you eat?

    • @gustywinds4871
      @gustywinds4871 Před rokem +46

      Kind of hard to believe!

    • @TheMoonPresence
      @TheMoonPresence Před rokem +36

      ​@@gustywinds4871because it isn't true

    • @Lanc.e30
      @Lanc.e30 Před rokem +20

      @@nathansmith7647 I imagine no fast foods, as much greens to help detox. mostly drinking water and juices to help also

  • @Trading4freedom34
    @Trading4freedom34 Před rokem +469

    Smoked everyday for years. Worked out 5 days a week. I always drink lots of water. I passed a drug test in 7 days after quitting.

    • @tythompson2779
      @tythompson2779 Před rokem +70

      🧢

    • @tythompson2779
      @tythompson2779 Před rokem +80

      BIG 🧢

    • @LexTalinois
      @LexTalinois Před rokem +27

      Actually I'm in the same boat. I smoke at least 2gs by myself every day(nerve pain) took me 10 days of abstinence last time, though it might have been 7 I never tested until day 10

    • @tythompson2779
      @tythompson2779 Před rokem +11

      @@LexTalinois ok please give me an in depth step by step of how you did this please????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    • @smiller3110
      @smiller3110 Před rokem +28

      That’s what I’m saying. I’ve passed 4 days after smoking. I just drank a tonne of water before the test and took b12 vitamins to turn my pee yellow

  • @topsupra6972
    @topsupra6972 Před rokem +310

    Unfortunately we living in a world where our leaders doesn't understand the importance on this plant and we need somehow to protect ourselves in a way from them. Great video!

    • @RespectedSpice
      @RespectedSpice Před rokem +4

      Try rewriting this…
      No one can tell if you’re against it or for it

    • @austinkirk8428
      @austinkirk8428 Před rokem +4

      This video is ment for kids

    • @larrog8413
      @larrog8413 Před rokem +20

      Oh they understand. They understand the paradigm shift you go through. They want you to be a mindless drone feeding into a broken system. Weed helps you see how silly that notion is.

    • @noincomprehensible3849
      @noincomprehensible3849 Před rokem +8

      @@larrog8413 facts. Shrooms are not bad aswell

    • @davidthouvenin5839
      @davidthouvenin5839 Před rokem +1

      They understand perfectly. They have used pot against young people filling prisons with minor offenders cohabitation with dangerous people removed from our exclusionary polite society. NO THANKS. Not a club I want to join. Miss me with that shit, I'll be downtown burning one with some homeless vet everyone walks past who has lived more than 100 passers by. your comfort zone is too small, Go stir some shit up. make as may mistakes as fast as you can. To thine own self be true. PS thanks for the content.

  • @sm3gaming160
    @sm3gaming160 Před rokem +34

    Coffee and cranberry juice do not help with removing thc in the body. Exercise daily, eat less fatty foods, drink green tea as it will make you pass more frequently and lots of water! Happy detoxing :)

  • @spiritualaesthetic
    @spiritualaesthetic Před 2 lety +14

    I just want to say I really love whoever does your animations

  • @rdricco
    @rdricco Před 3 lety +29

    Loved the text on description, it helps a lot

  • @elguero933
    @elguero933 Před rokem +2

    This is the kind of quality content I am always looking for. tnks

  • @marksantoro2110
    @marksantoro2110 Před rokem +152

    Smoked daily for years, tested clean after 28-30 days. Im not particularly skinny, but I do 30m of intense cardio 5-6 days/week.

    • @SoLittyTv
      @SoLittyTv Před rokem

      🔥🔥🔥😊

    • @raw_si_siht
      @raw_si_siht Před rokem +2

      @Crypto Inteligence Agency You should be good to go.

    • @gumshoe7237
      @gumshoe7237 Před rokem +1

      @Crypto Inteligence Agency it doesn't matter how long you smoked for , what matters is the level of Thc you've put in , I.e vape pens have more concentrate then flower does .. If you want to get it out of your system , work up a sweat exercise .. Water wont help "popular myth" .. drinking some alcohol "not too much" can help . niacin can help to To the flower smoker's out there , 30 day's is average regardless of how long you have smoked .

    • @gumshoe7237
      @gumshoe7237 Před rokem

      @Crypto Inteligence Agency an overweight heavy flower user should still be good after 45 -60 day's worse case scenario ... If your vape / pure thc it will be longer still .. idk on edibles , I'm not too big on them as it is .

    • @binaryanticommunist1882
      @binaryanticommunist1882 Před rokem

      What type of test was that? Hair or urine?

  • @wanderingsoul4104
    @wanderingsoul4104 Před rokem +47

    Worthy of mention for Americans (can't speak for those who aren't from the US): Your pee being too diluted will bring unwanted skepticism towards the next sample. However, most American employers will give up after 2 diluted tests and accept your test as a pass. So, a perfectly valid strategy is to hold off on taking THC and dilute the crap out of your sample on purpose twice (presuming this is for employment and not for parole.) This may also buy you the time needed to pass organically if needed.

    • @snakejones9965
      @snakejones9965 Před rokem +3

      I agree dilution is the solution!!! Except in the county I'm in three dilutions is the same as a fail for probation.

    • @AllUnbelievableShits
      @AllUnbelievableShits Před 5 měsíci +1

      I've been clean and they said my sample was diluted - but legally they had to answer the question
      Ok So is that a pass or fail ? - it's diluted to a point where you were neither positive or negative
      I say again - is that a pass or fail ?
      Well it's a pass if we are talking pass or fail...
      What a fail on their end.

    • @RichardEnglander
      @RichardEnglander Před 25 dny

      I suspect if you take lots of multivitamins then even though your pee is diluted, it will be full of chems for them to measure, darker, smelly. The B vitamins do this.
      Eat Marmite/Vegemite....

  • @Built_it_by-alex
    @Built_it_by-alex Před 3 lety +280

    Sweat a lot and drink a lot of water every day, I did this 2 weeks before an random drug test and it came up negative

    • @TheCannabisExperts
      @TheCannabisExperts  Před 3 lety +150

      Doesn’t sound too random if you had two weeks notice! 🤣

    • @Built_it_by-alex
      @Built_it_by-alex Před 3 lety +50

      There wasn't any notice, I keep a personal record of when random drug test shows up which happens to be every 4 months

    • @jahtubes793
      @jahtubes793 Před 2 lety +9

      I have 10 days 🥲

    • @hgallloway1265
      @hgallloway1265 Před 2 lety

      How often and how long did you smoke and how much?

    • @destruct61
      @destruct61 Před 2 lety +7

      @@jahtubes793mines tomorrow 😂

  • @fathertime2020
    @fathertime2020 Před 2 lety +358

    I got clean from all drugs 8 years ago. I enrolled in a drug program that tested us weekly. It took over 2 months before THC was out of my system. The more you smoked the longer it takes to get out of your system. I smoked all day everyday for years.

    • @user-nh3ob9xy1v
      @user-nh3ob9xy1v Před 2 lety +32

      Damn I recently got caught with a cart in school and my mom flipped and started crying so she wants me to take a drug test

    • @ianholmes7630
      @ianholmes7630 Před 2 lety +11

      how many years did you smoke? Ive been a heavy smoker ill say since i was 17.. just put it down in march, near the end of march.. been 3 weeks, how much longer you reckon? drinkin a shit ton of water.. cranbery juice.. niacin..

    • @indianaoutlaw8374
      @indianaoutlaw8374 Před 2 lety +2

      @@ianholmes7630 i smoked delta 8 everyday for a year and quit in early February and i still somehow have it in my system so. I guess it just depends if/how it holds on to you or not

    • @ZOJSimpson
      @ZOJSimpson Před 2 lety +14

      @@indianaoutlaw8374 bro how is that sht still in your system we are almost in June

    • @billyrayhoscheit1775
      @billyrayhoscheit1775 Před 2 lety +49

      I smoked all day every day for over thirty years.
      It took 3 months to pee clean.
      I had a massive heart attack 6 weeks later.
      They said it was stress related.
      I told the judge I'm gonna smoke weed instead of taking his medical advice from now on.
      Now I've smoked heavy for over 40 years.

  • @thairston1
    @thairston1 Před rokem +24

    Raphael Mechoulam is often referred to as the "father of cannabis research" because of his pioneering work in the field. In 1963, he successfully isolated and elucidated the chemical structure of cannabidiol (CBD), one of the primary non-psychoactive compounds found in the cannabis plant. A year later, in 1964, he and his research team were the first to isolate and synthesize delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), the main psychoactive compound responsible for the "high" associated with marijuana consumption. He has the answers to all your questions

  • @SmuggledPineapples
    @SmuggledPineapples Před 11 měsíci +22

    FYI, DOT drug tests have a standard cutoff of metabolite concentration while non-DOT jobs can set this concentration to whatever often below the 50ng/ml for the initial test and lower on the confirmation meaning it is not regulated and can be much harder to pass. I had one that would of passed DOT but since the company had 20ng/ml at initial and 10 at confirmation i didn’t so it may take longer..

    • @alexsosa665
      @alexsosa665 Před měsícem

      So is what you’re saying is DOT physicals don’t trace back as long as non DOT? Cuz I’m trying to get clean for a DOT physical for lineman school and I’ve tested myself with a thc test from cvs twice now after drinking lots of water and not smoking since about 3 weeks maybe and came out positive.

  • @Gyfrctgtdbhf
    @Gyfrctgtdbhf Před rokem +18

    For all who have constitutional rights,a urinalysis is a blatant violation of the 4th amendment and also 5th amendment protecting against self-incrimination.

    • @RichardNelson-lf9zz
      @RichardNelson-lf9zz Před 3 měsíci +2

      that's why you sign yourself up for it, no one is forcing you to do anything
      then again, no one is forcing you to get an actual good paying job which will keep you out of poverty

    • @TheChozn
      @TheChozn Před měsícem

      ​@@RichardNelson-lf9zzso basically barring a poverty lifestyle depending on violation of privacy.

    • @AWalkWithWhizzy
      @AWalkWithWhizzy Před měsícem +1

      oh stop with all the amendments. if you don't pass, they find someone to replace you, that's the reality. Are you going to take a company to court for violating YOUR rights. it is not your RIGHT to be able to use THC at work. Find another job if you do not like the rules. The rules are there to protect us. Geeez

  • @curtcodein6486
    @curtcodein6486 Před rokem

    ALWAYS PUTTIN IN THAT GOOD STUFF

  • @xorq
    @xorq Před rokem +23

    Actually I read the fastest way is to get loads of active charcoal ... I remember reading a white paper about it and they reduced from 7 days to 3 days...

  • @Jdjdbxdj
    @Jdjdbxdj Před rokem +166

    Been 21 days since I last toked, hit the gym and sauna pretty much everyday during this time. I drink almost a gallon of water everyday. I’ve done two at home tests before today, both came back positive. I’m going in for my test today and am terrified 🙃. Wish me luck y’all.

    • @willbraham2163
      @willbraham2163 Před rokem +4

      lmk how it goes

    • @Jdjdbxdj
      @Jdjdbxdj Před rokem +17

      @@willbraham2163 I got you. I drank a certo Gatorade and a gallon at 9 this morning. Heading there at 1 👍

    • @caliantics6807
      @caliantics6807 Před rokem +1

      How did it go?

    • @AlSabbagha
      @AlSabbagha Před rokem +1

      how did it go!

    • @boblue1970
      @boblue1970 Před rokem +24

      Weed should be the least worries a company should have. Our government has failed us. This should be legal Fedarlly.

  • @danmcgill8485
    @danmcgill8485 Před rokem +35

    As a moderate user of D9 edibles (20mg’s 5 days a week or so), the best way to avoid this type of scenario is to get clean far in advance of any interviews, screenings, etc. Granted, im 6’2, 185, and I walk about 20-25 miles per week, so i stay very active in my free time. I nearly had a job offer in March and was 2 months clean starting in January before they offered another candidate (not drug related)
    I think the point I’m trying to make is that all of this anxiety can be alleviated by getting clean ASAP before even thinking about applying for new positions or scheduling introductory interviews. Getting ahead of the game is key. Be sure to drink lots of water and stay active, because it definitely expedited the process.

  • @will-i-am-not
    @will-i-am-not Před rokem +1

    Listening to the narrator of this took me back to an episode from The Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy, the original series about 1981 in the UK.

  • @ThePrimo1973
    @ThePrimo1973 Před 2 lety +549

    I completely rid my body of TCH in minutes by getting my brother to do my medical 🤣😂

    • @mrspacley4001
      @mrspacley4001 Před 2 lety +5

      I can relate 😂

    • @kevinr8944
      @kevinr8944 Před 2 lety +1

      I did that but it was to cold

    • @treyu791
      @treyu791 Před 2 lety

      @@kevinr8944 Next time hide the bottle or whatever between legs inside your underwear to make it body temp but wear baggy pants to hide it

    • @treyu791
      @treyu791 Před 2 lety +5

      @@kevinr8944 Also it takes 30-60 min to make it body temp

    • @kevinr8944
      @kevinr8944 Před 2 lety

      @@treyu791 thanks 🙏

  • @MercyAches
    @MercyAches Před rokem +24

    “Drink a ton of water but don’t drink too much or it can be fatal” 😭😭

  • @liamhoward8115
    @liamhoward8115 Před 2 lety +4

    Much obliged.

  • @patfranks785
    @patfranks785 Před rokem +10

    I wasn't smoking regularly, but I had smoked and 2/3 weeks later I needed to take a drug test. I went to Black Forest Acres and bought this tea. It was a gal. You had to drink the whole thing before testing. Anyway, I can't give total credit to the tea but I passed.

    • @chrisv7495
      @chrisv7495 Před rokem +3

      Whats the name of the tea lol

    • @Skurtz901
      @Skurtz901 Před rokem +2

      @@chrisv7495 u can go into most smoke shops and ask them for a detox drink. It dosent get rid of the thc but it holds it in. You drink it the morning of the DT and it keeps all the thc in your body when u pee and you’ll pass the test that way. My friends said it worked for him but idk

  • @corinnastrouse7544
    @corinnastrouse7544 Před rokem +11

    When I was a teenager we were told to take goldenseal. We were told it releases THC off of fat corpuscles. Don’t know if it’s true, but I took it and passed a drug test.

  • @BRod-xt5ek
    @BRod-xt5ek Před 10 měsíci +9

    95 days since i stopped smoking and I’m still testing positive. I’m 165lb 5’10 . I was smoking every single day for 20years

    • @kevinkev9996
      @kevinkev9996 Před 7 měsíci +15

      Well yeah you basically turned into a plant bro 😂

    • @akagamishanks5210
      @akagamishanks5210 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@kevinkev9996😂😂

    • @AWalkWithWhizzy
      @AWalkWithWhizzy Před měsícem

      diet, sleep, exercise, fluid

    • @Bama2126
      @Bama2126 Před 17 dny

      Try niacin the strongest you can get and take once a day with 20 ounces of water

  • @thejimcricket
    @thejimcricket Před 3 měsíci +1

    smoked for years but stopped for a job, it's been 30 days and my home tests are still testing positive... 2 more days of my detox, really really hoping that it cleanses me of the THC...I'm only 141 pounds so this is crazy to me it's still in my system.

  • @herniedoe5497
    @herniedoe5497 Před rokem +2

    I smoked for a whole year. By the end of it I was smoking every day 3 times a day for like 2 months. Took about 2 months to get it out of my system. Tested by probation

  • @UncleHam1337
    @UncleHam1337 Před 2 lety +48

    And the most important maybe, sweat a lot! Go jogging or whatever it takes, then drink & repeat!

    • @Lupine.
      @Lupine. Před 2 lety +7

      Car sauna. Sit in a car parked in the sun. Wear little clothing and bring plenty of water and towels. Continually sip water and wipe sweat off of your body. Try to make it to one hour. However, watch for symptoms of heat stroke. Faintness or blurry vision means you need to open a door, then slowly get out.

    • @Ben-dw3tf
      @Ben-dw3tf Před 2 lety +3

      Hey I have a test in 8 days and I stopped smoking 10 days prior. I was smoking everday for what I’d say was around a month and 3 weeks, will I be fine if I continue to drink water and Gatorade and sweat a lot? Also does eating a lot have any effect? I need to pass so I am going to sweat a lot but at the same time I don’t want to lose weight. Pls lmk I’m stressing tf out lmao

    • @UncleHam1337
      @UncleHam1337 Před 2 lety

      @@Ben-dw3tf It depends on many things like your age, sex, weight etc. But 7 weeks of smoking, 18 days should be fine with those maneuvers.

    • @phyxiuss
      @phyxiuss Před 2 lety

      @@Ben-dw3tf let me know your results. V curious

    • @IntergalacticCherry
      @IntergalacticCherry Před 2 lety +1

      @@Ben-dw3tf did u pass?

  • @senormooklei8675
    @senormooklei8675 Před rokem +3

    Here's the main tip if you're landlocked with a legal state.
    1. You go to said state every weekend or whatnot to smoke a little, and come back to resume the week.
    2. If Delta products are legal, just buy one and show the receipt, box, and cartridge. Bam. Works every time for me.

    • @stevensoldano2763
      @stevensoldano2763 Před 10 měsíci

      For real ? So if I show them I bought delta 8 vape at a local smoke shop they’ll clear u?

    • @senormooklei8675
      @senormooklei8675 Před 10 měsíci

      @@stevensoldano2763 Its worked for 3 jobs that still test for THC. They can't do anything about a small level of THC in your system if you have D8 on you to show them, receipt too.

  • @wavythedon1766
    @wavythedon1766 Před rokem +1

    4 weeks today and 3 days from being a month clean and I drink a lot of water anyways I haven’t tested myself at all yet to know if it’s still in my system but whenever the time comes I get a job I’ll test myself to make sure I’m clean to pass

  • @JJYexley
    @JJYexley Před rokem

    Man like the THC expert! 😎

  • @sojourn4life648
    @sojourn4life648 Před 2 lety +44

    I'm still trying to figure out how to get more THC into my system 🔥😁💨

  • @michaelmarble155
    @michaelmarble155 Před 2 lety +23

    He forgot to put that you can sweat it out🤷🏻‍♂️worked out twice a day for 2.5 weeks and passed

    • @Purrepur
      @Purrepur Před 2 lety +2

      How often and how much did you smoke?

    • @MecoDaHedge
      @MecoDaHedge Před 2 lety

      How much you smoke

  • @takitok2867
    @takitok2867 Před 8 měsíci

    I got a d&a test next week. Im not a heavy smoker but i really need to pass!

  • @Growinggolfing
    @Growinggolfing Před 2 lety +3

    I have taken stripNC several times and I’m batting 1.000 with it.

  • @PhillyJT
    @PhillyJT Před 2 lety +40

    For all you talking about the guy sitting down to pee, he could've had to shit also. You don't know.

    • @killemall923
      @killemall923 Před 2 lety +1

      😆

    • @chercollins9537
      @chercollins9537 Před 2 lety +1

      If you are testing for probation because of a weed offense, I say crap all over the cup Every time. Lol. Certo multivitamins Gatorade diuretics and hot Jello water( Certo is the gelatin) worked for me every time....If you have been stoned for days, you might like to see if you might be able to"Study for the Test"😂 ✨

    • @harambeuzamaki2985
      @harambeuzamaki2985 Před 2 lety

      You can't not pee when you are having g a shot. Ask Joey Diaz

    • @doreengibbs-gifford1215
      @doreengibbs-gifford1215 Před 2 lety

      And who thinks a cartoon with his wanker dangling over the toilet is a good look? Yeah, I already know. Some of you actually do. This is for the same reasons that pixelation is used when junkies shoot up on documentaries. Some shyyt is just not to be seen people.😎

  • @BlueFACE2901
    @BlueFACE2901 Před rokem +12

    Go for the water and fruits. I'm having a medical check in the nxt few days. Havent been smoking in awhile but i did heavily yesterday. Hope this helps. Will come back to let yall knw the results

    • @dnextup7014
      @dnextup7014 Před rokem +3

      Did u pass ?

    • @BlueFACE2901
      @BlueFACE2901 Před rokem +6

      I got the job guys. Drank twice a day for just a week before my check up. It is effective mostly when u put in some work.

    • @dbzlover8706
      @dbzlover8706 Před rokem +1

      @@BlueFACE2901like working out right? Btw thank you for the evidence of this vid being true

    • @kamizee7
      @kamizee7 Před rokem

      I smoked twice in 2 weeks but a long time before that. I'm 5'9 170. I play soccer. I test in exactly 2 weeks.

  • @RioSuave11
    @RioSuave11 Před 24 dny +1

    I drank about 6 bottles of water a day and cranberry juice every morning and green tea at night and was clean in 2 weeks also another thing that helps that this video failed to mention is working out and sweating alot can also help rid you of THC.

  • @thomasrussell7135
    @thomasrussell7135 Před rokem

    I'm a heavy dabber, 6 years ago had to move in with my mom because she couldn't live alone anymore and my one sister who's an RN wouldn't let her move in so quit my job and moved to Arkansas to take care of her. waited 2 weeks before attempting a drug test peed a 1600 nm because I didn't know about the THC-COOH metabolite took me 6 months of abstinence to pee a clean test but was burned at the temp service I had first tried.

  • @miomiomio56
    @miomiomio56 Před rokem +15

    I bought apple cider vinegar supplements and have been taking those as well as cranberry juice in my room fridge, I've been drinking lots of water as well as doing 16:8 intermittent fasting and I feel like it's mostly gone from my body. But then again I'm 5'1 and 113 lbs so it might've metabolized faster

    • @HoustonHitta16
      @HoustonHitta16 Před 4 měsíci

      Did it helped for you ?

    • @miomiomio56
      @miomiomio56 Před 4 měsíci

      @HoustonHitta16 most definitely it did. It got rid of a lot of toxins in my body as well. I'm 107 lbs now

  • @Chopper140
    @Chopper140 Před 2 lety +77

    Watching this while having a panic attack

    • @ebingamin3087
      @ebingamin3087 Před 2 lety +6

      :( me too…

    • @Chopper140
      @Chopper140 Před 2 lety +3

      @Joseph Alonso me either man. I failed my drug test and lost my job yet I’m still smoking like wtf weed is cool and all but mf the damn drug test

    • @2468whodoweappreciate
      @2468whodoweappreciate Před 2 lety

      that means weed isn't for you. Or if you're taking edibles, edibles isnt the right thing for you. You also need to find a different strain or something, or you might as well quit weed.

    • @paranoiddroid9570
      @paranoiddroid9570 Před 2 lety +1

      @@ebingamin3087 update? Just remember, THC stays with you for a while, at most 1 month, I’m on day 3 and I’m still feeling it. It’s because I didn’t detox and my body was telling me to eat fruits, sweat and sleep.

    • @noodle4051
      @noodle4051 Před 2 lety +1

      literally same, DCFS is trying to take my fkin kid over the fact that ive been a pothead since i was 12 while they literally have alcoholic parents all over America.

  • @clipsngiggles4983
    @clipsngiggles4983 Před 2 lety +1

    I was looking for videos about dr dres detox album and the yt gods gave me this, thanks yt

  • @jitendrachaudhary4753

    I wanted me to back, I am feeling everything is unreal and dreamy, I know I am watching this video, but after sometime I will feel, I watched this video in my dreams.

  • @evancronon
    @evancronon Před 2 lety +7

    Thank goodness that's over with! Now do a video on, how to MAXIMIZE the THC in my system, please.

  • @ericapelt4591
    @ericapelt4591 Před rokem +26

    I used to be a carbon-based lifeform, but after smoking for 35 years, I am now a cannabinoid-based lifeform!

  • @gybx4094
    @gybx4094 Před rokem +13

    I'm 65 and I use no more than 15mg THC gummy at bedtime for insomnia. It really helps me stay asleep through the night. I don't smoke it and I don't like being high or intoxicated. It's less toxic than sleeping pills. MJ is legal in my state and some businesses are not testing for THC anymore, but the residual THC could be used to fire me from my part-time job. I don't know if a THC prescription would protect me or not.

    • @deepthoughts8393
      @deepthoughts8393 Před rokem +1

      I use Phoenix tears

    • @Who_hack_here
      @Who_hack_here Před 10 měsíci +1

      I’m with you… I have proven the system I walk, I talk, I sit normal now, my rashes cure, my CPRS pain in right leg/foot/toes can handle the pain and put on socks by myself that I couldn’t for couple of years include bedridden, I’m up and do everything by myself. CBD aggravates my pain. And hyper.
      No intoxicated at all. Sleep like baby.
      I guess it depends on what ndividual and yet system think otherwise. No one is the same. I believe I’m not alone facing this. My gut feeling is system not want see us success??? What else is wrong huh.
      I take small amount of oil at bedtime every night to every other night. And couple puffs during the day as needed. I have gone through approximately 100 strains last ten years only one strain I find very helpful with no reaction and improve lot of my symptoms huge benefit. I have tried all kinds varies. Like tincture, candies, etc all don’t help what I’m doing is very helpful. I done my homework for 10 years.

    • @RememberTheLord
      @RememberTheLord Před 9 měsíci

      @@Who_hack_herewhich strain ??

    • @Who_hack_here
      @Who_hack_here Před 9 měsíci

      @@RememberTheLord I wouldn’t share here since I’m victim of identity theft and hurt my case repeatedly. It does contain thc varies % Nobody is me but me. I find what helps after 4+ years of trial via program without label tell me anything and once I find it and that’s the answer and took to lab test and learn two different % on both batches. And from there I look for my meds that works not what store offer anything. It has to be specific kind for all of my health diagnosis I have a lot of rare and unheard of. It’s helping me huge. I wish I could share here. I go through hurt enough trying to get things right where system have failed me for almost all my life.

  • @TommyGordon82579
    @TommyGordon82579 Před 3 lety +26

    Eating a high fiber diet helps.

  • @ERICCLAPPDHIM
    @ERICCLAPPDHIM Před rokem +23

    This is very true I was 240 lb when I quit and it took over 2 months for it to get out of my system

    • @codyrodriguez1056
      @codyrodriguez1056 Před rokem +3

      It's cuz ur fatter and mostly have a slow metabolism and most likely don't work out often

    • @ERICCLAPPDHIM
      @ERICCLAPPDHIM Před rokem

      @@codyrodriguez1056 actually you are wrong... working out increases your chances of failing because the thc in your fat cells gets released into your blood stream i was 245 in August now I am 197 and yes i work out 70 days later im still failing what you know to be true is a myth..LOOK IT UP💪😎

    • @zen8008
      @zen8008 Před rokem

      Did you smoke aaa lot? do thc detox pills or drink actually work please answer

    • @ERICCLAPPDHIM
      @ERICCLAPPDHIM Před rokem

      @Oooooo I was I lost weight during that period of two months over 30 lb

  • @israelmolina8226
    @israelmolina8226 Před rokem +53

    Think about it this way guys, if your a daily user or a frequent user and you had to stop for any given reason, if you just let it come out naturally without doing anything about it like not exercising or drinking a lot more water then it will remain in your system longer than you want it too, but if you actually do something about it, for example, drink more water, exercise, more or do anything that could help then it will be out of your system a lot faster if you actually do something about it rather than just letting it happen on it on its own

    • @joemiller9931
      @joemiller9931 Před rokem +21

      you are stoned

    • @joshuanelson8277
      @joshuanelson8277 Před rokem +9

      I stopped 5 days ago. I've never really been healthy. I have a drug test in 30 days to start a job I really want, I'm only 5'6 and 110 pounds. I started eating healthy and drinking a lot more water and other healthy drinks, wish me luck.

    • @neuswanger
      @neuswanger Před rokem

      Good luck!!​@@joshuanelson8277

    • @igloo211
      @igloo211 Před rokem +1

      @@joshuanelson8277 how in the hell are you scheduled for a drug test 30days out?!?

    • @joshuanelson8277
      @joshuanelson8277 Před rokem

      @@igloo211 a job? Lmao just read the earlier comment😂

  • @jasgiles1289
    @jasgiles1289 Před rokem

    Does it matter more how much you smoke or the length you smoke for? I smoke, but I have a low tolerance to THC, so I can babysit one blunt for a week, and that's everyday pulls from it. So, would it clear out of my system faster than someone who smokes a blunt or more daily vs my one blunt that I puff on for a week?

  • @tdawson257
    @tdawson257 Před rokem +1

    3 joins Friday night 6 litres water an chlorophyll mix through weekend.thc test Sunday night 2 lines negative.
    Unfortunately ready for another working week.90kgs.

  • @brandonurban9537
    @brandonurban9537 Před rokem +3

    What if i stopped smoking for a month. Smoked for 3 days about once per day. then stopped again. How long should it stay in my system?

  • @faze4953
    @faze4953 Před rokem +81

    As a heavy smoker, thc will remain for more than a month, your weight and your physical activity are also important, so if you want to pass a test in one week or two, you can try to drink lots of water and go for a 40 min jog everyday before the test

    • @coreytheisen6948
      @coreytheisen6948 Před rokem +4

      Hot saunas

    • @augustuscaesar8287
      @augustuscaesar8287 Před rokem

      No. I'm sorry, but false information like this got my ass sent to Juvey and then a f*cking rehab (yes, for weed, gotta love juvenile probation) when I was in my late teens. Drinking lots of water, jogging or exercising of any type, niacin, detoxing, cranberry juice, none of those things do a damn thing to help you pass a UT, and understanding how it makes it's way into your urine also allows you to understand that nothing can speed up this process except for maybe liposuction. When you smoke, the THC goes right to your fat cells and is stored their, only seeping it's way out of the fat cells very slowly, that's why it takes 30 days. The only way drinking water can make you pass a UT is if you drink so much, you're pissing every 10 mins, because then there hasn't been enough time for THC to seep out of your fat cells in-between the last time you pissed and now, but THC is still in your system and you'd still fail a test again in about 30 mins to an hour.

    • @feetgurufetish
      @feetgurufetish Před rokem +2

      Just to have my drug test diluted

    • @hecticbeatzz5628
      @hecticbeatzz5628 Před rokem +1

      @@feetgurufetish LMAO i got invalid

    • @feetgurufetish
      @feetgurufetish Před rokem +5

      @@hecticbeatzz5628 first of all I did hella water and certo method. I got diluted. Told me I have to take it again. Buttt I smoked after that first test….. and yep

  • @Fr0z0rz
    @Fr0z0rz Před rokem +4

    Hair tests go back 3-6 months, lol. How to remove from your system? Quit altogether. I don't really miss it.

  • @keithtouchon9425
    @keithtouchon9425 Před rokem +2

    Smoked on a four day weekend. Friday and Monday off. Thursday night I only smoked couple times with the gang and didn’t want more or any after that night. Played basketball all weekend and sat in the sauna and drank so much water. Didn’t even know Tuesday morning we all had a surprise piss test. I drank so much water that morning before going up to them when I was ready to go. I drank 5 full Nalgenes and held it in to go pee somewhere else everyone wasn’t looking. Came to them with nothing but piss water can’t believe I passed that

  • @Yoya6858
    @Yoya6858 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Thank you

  • @joseramon5786
    @joseramon5786 Před rokem +8

    Scenario...hadn't smoked in 4yrs (job related) left job 3 months ago and started smoking 2 months ago maybe a few times a week like half a skinny joint with old school "Tops". Then I got a disposable pen and would hit that a few times a day for the past month. Now I have do a urine test. Yes I stopped completely a couple days ago and purchased a detox drink for when I'm ready. Thoughts on how long it'll take to get clean??

  • @trutube5955
    @trutube5955 Před 2 lety +117

    I have a drug test in 2-3 weeks.
    Last smoked a bowl 4 days ago. Before that I smoked a joint with keif and wax 10 days before that. Now I'm exercising squats, deadlifts, barbell rows, along with 3 1/2 miles of cardio. My hypothesis, a low fat diet and exercise I can detox before my test.

    • @josemunoz4305
      @josemunoz4305 Před 2 lety +4

      Definitely let me know how this goes !

    • @josemunoz4305
      @josemunoz4305 Před 2 lety +2

      Good luck to you!!🔥

    • @lilgothstar2715
      @lilgothstar2715 Před 2 lety +1

      Hey bro how did it to? Im literally literally in the same boat as you man i was straight smokin lotta dabs everyday, just did some white girl, a quarter of a xan and took quite a few hits from my buddys dab pen couple days ago which I plan on it being my last time doing substances atleast for a while. I aint fw drugs besides weed heavy like dat so ian worried bout the yay and xan but more bout the weed, how’d it go for you bro? Im currently drinking more water and doing alotta cardio.

    • @trutube5955
      @trutube5955 Před 2 lety +11

      @@lilgothstar2715 took me 6 weeks with exercise to get clean.. cardio 4 days a week for 30 min and weight training 5 times a week for about an hour and a half .. watch your diet too! You got this whens your job drug test

    • @lilgothstar2715
      @lilgothstar2715 Před 2 lety +13

      @@trutube5955 im in the process of enlisting to the army rn so I gotta have clean pee when I go through MEPS (I also plan on tellin my recruiter so I can get sometime to get my pee clean) yk how it is being young and with your friends after not kickin it for a bit, I just slipped up and fell into bad habits because I just wanted one last night of fun before havin to be sober my entire contract ahaha. glad that your test went well bro, also what type of food would you pref in the diet

  • @Humble_Lyfe
    @Humble_Lyfe Před 11 měsíci

    What if you smoke only 1 to 3 days of a delta 8 pre joint? How long would it take to stay clean? I’m not a heavy smoker I haven’t smoked it’s month and I am active. I exercise 5 times a week and do a lot of weights and cardio training. Not to mention I wear a sauna suit and sweat so much

  • @dbonechis
    @dbonechis Před rokem +2

    Can you do a video on how to get more THC in our systems?

  • @donk1822
    @donk1822 Před 2 lety +83

    I'm pretty sure they would get a positive test from my ashes after my cremation.

    • @donk1822
      @donk1822 Před 2 lety

      @Guerrero Azteca I'm still trying to get that recipe off Krabs, one day it will be mine and then I will eat my fill. But until then, nope :(.

    • @paladin2009
      @paladin2009 Před 2 lety

      #Legend

    • @andresnoneya
      @andresnoneya Před 8 měsíci

      💀 😂

  • @re8746
    @re8746 Před rokem +49

    For the avg pot smoker, someone who smokes daily, it will take 4-6 weeks of complete abstinence for you to pass a thc test normally. Abstinence is the key.

    • @thegrinchmob5108
      @thegrinchmob5108 Před rokem

      What about a every now and then smoker . I smoke weed on January 4th then again on the 14 and 15th I have my test on the 25th And I havent smoke since then you think ill be ok ?

    • @josepacheco9479
      @josepacheco9479 Před rokem

      @@thegrinchmob5108 were you? 😂

    • @thegrinchmob5108
      @thegrinchmob5108 Před rokem +2

      @@josepacheco9479 piss was to diluted and had to go back in the 31st did my test and the company said I never show up so I dont know if I was clean or dirty lol but now I got a test on February 8th still havent smoke since the 15th of January

    • @smiller3110
      @smiller3110 Před rokem +1

      @@thegrinchmob5108 your good, I’ve passed 4 days after smoking before. Drink a monster drink as well the b12 will make you piss yellow 👍

    • @thegrinchmob5108
      @thegrinchmob5108 Před rokem +9

      @@smiller3110 idk why im so nervous still lol but thanks for the positivity been sober 24 days now wish me luck tomorrow!

  • @goemonishikawa3755
    @goemonishikawa3755 Před rokem

    thanks man

  • @brendarose8338
    @brendarose8338 Před 4 měsíci

    Loving the Heybear song 😅

  • @uzairsiddiqui3956
    @uzairsiddiqui3956 Před 2 lety +37

    Fluids and strenuous weight training. I am a daily two to three joint user and In the past I’ve passed a drug screen in just 4 days.

    • @STEVE-ob5ru
      @STEVE-ob5ru Před 2 lety

      What did you use/do specifically?

    • @uzairsiddiqui3956
      @uzairsiddiqui3956 Před 2 lety +5

      @@STEVE-ob5ru went hard everyday at the gym for at least 2 hrs. Goal was to lift weights and raise and maintain my heart rate at 120-140 bts per minute. Burn calories in the form of fat, and weight training was the way to do it. Drink 2-3 liters of fluid if permissible so you pee often. Other thing was to eat and consume more protein (less carbs, processed food) to increase your metabolic rate as protein takes more energy to burn and fats are utilized to help burn the protein in your body. Other thing was to take creatine 5mg, zinc 50mg, b-complex vitamins, selenium few hours before the test. Make sure when you give the test you are hydrated enough to not produce concentrated urine, but not too much as to pee very dilute urine. A big factor in all of this is to have a normal BMI, and a high metabolic rate which Is a yes for me for both. I would pee clean always on day 5 on home tests (checking for THC levels 50ng/ml). I exercise everyday regardless of whether I’m partaking of the God plant or not. This just keeps my metabolism in high gear always. If your BMI is above normal (not falling in the obese category), I would suggest giving yourself 10 days before home testing as a trial run, while doing all of the above.
      You beat the test by beating the physiology of THC. It binds and distributes readily in fat cells and comes in and out of the blood stream. Burn those cells and you get rid of the THC.

    • @huffizenough1296
      @huffizenough1296 Před 2 lety +3

      Thanks for your post! I also know the workout method works! I did the sauna for 3 days in a row. 30 per day. And I tested negative via urine. I also ate clean those days.

    • @kasino.
      @kasino. Před 2 lety +1

      @@huffizenough1296 could you tell me more about the specifics on this? Took a dab yesterday after not smoking for about 4 months and I need help on how to pass a possible upcoming test

    • @huffizenough1296
      @huffizenough1296 Před 2 lety

      @@kasino. yes, I seen research vis CZcams showing how 3 days in a row in a sauna can help you detox marijuana. I stopped smoking a week, cut out fried foods, sugar, bread, etc. I drank a lot of water ( with lemon, apple cider vinegar) and cranberry juice. I layered up in the sauna( pants, shirt, and hoodie) to increase sweating. I also took niacin pills to help detox.
      I brought those dollar thc test from the dollar store and tested myself at least 3 x before I tested.
      Another strategy I have used before was the Qcarbo 32 extra strength detox kit. I cut out smoking a few days and follow the drink directions. It works.
      For best results give yourself some days, weeks if you can without smoking. And ate clean. Once, I quit maybe 3 days and took this drink and still passed.
      Im 5’9 roughly 190…hope this helps bro and good luck!

  • @nationalpropagandist
    @nationalpropagandist Před 2 lety +4

    Just smokin ❤️

  • @aaronseach9066
    @aaronseach9066 Před rokem

    Pretty important test coming up. I haven't smoked in 40 days now. Doing a detox and drinking lots of water but I am freaking out. Should I be worried??

  • @billyrayhoscheit1775
    @billyrayhoscheit1775 Před 2 lety +17

    Two quarts of water and 50mg B2 for color two hours before test allows me to pee twice before the test and ready to pee a third time, beating the cup, but will return from a lab test as dilute if sent in randomly as is sometimes done.
    Nebraska treats a dilute as a positive.
    If facing a probation sanction read your law can see the options giving them to that law for the allowed sanctions.
    Nebraska probation office will simply request a jail sanction when the law does allow an at home sanction or if placed to jail to be released to look for employment on whatever schedule the judge decides.
    Because when facing jail sanctions, only a judge can send you to jail, no matter what the probation officer suggests, it takes a judge's order to put you there and you have the right to speak to that judge in court before he does so as to request other options under the law.
    I saved myself 10 days in jail by speaking to the judge rather than signing the probation papers and doing my time recommended by the probation officer.

    • @santo_1
      @santo_1 Před 2 lety +1

      no way another person from the 402😂

    • @skxdsm
      @skxdsm Před 2 lety +2

      @@santo_1 right here too bro

    • @santo_1
      @santo_1 Před 2 lety

      @@skxdsm what part u from

    • @skxdsm
      @skxdsm Před 2 lety

      @@santo_1 lincoln

    • @santo_1
      @santo_1 Před 2 lety

      @@skxdsm nice i’m from omaha

  • @THEGLASSMANSWORLD
    @THEGLASSMANSWORLD Před rokem +69

    I had to do random tests for pre trial probation BS on a false charge. I was still testing positive 6 months after stopping completely. I was then thrown in jail for more false accusations which the judge believed I committed, so I never found out how long it actually would take to finally test clean.

    • @STGinc719
      @STGinc719 Před rokem +14

      false my gee, they test for ngL and its at a certain limit threshold they test for. Either you was continuously tokin (I aint knockin it) or your test sample was possibly tainted and Im 100 positive if you abstained that you asked for a retest.

    • @shawnperico7221
      @shawnperico7221 Před rokem +1

      Over three months for me

    • @Nonsense913
      @Nonsense913 Před rokem

      @@STGinc719 or he’s really fat.

    • @antwonnelamont6536
      @antwonnelamont6536 Před rokem +7

      Yeah during that 6 months u was definitley sneaking and geeking because thats impossible

    • @THEGLASSMANSWORLD
      @THEGLASSMANSWORLD Před rokem

      @@antwonnelamont6536 Don't be jealous! Lol. I wasn't "sneaking and geeking". That would be stupid to risk losing my child over a little ganja. You might not have the will power, so you probably sneak and geek, but I never did. I also quit drinking alcohol over 7 years ago, never having a sip ever again even though I had to perform my music at many shows that were booked by bars.
      I'm not lying that my UA tests came back dirty 6 months later. I was shocked cuz I have always been taught it takes 30 days to detox out. But I guess not if you smoke as much as I did daily. And I smoke even more now then back then cuz it's recreational now here in New Mexico. So I wonder how long it would really take.
      What sucks is, the judge told me I would have my levels checked for pre trial probation, but I only had them tested once and I never got or heard those level results. I got thrown back in for more false accusations so my pretrial probation stopped and I had to do the ankle monitor until my case was finally dismissed due to false charges. That would've been interesting to know what my levels were from that first test, and then every month as it decreased.
      I don't lie. Lying is stupid and for the weak. Watch my Glassblowing videos and you'll see how real and honest I am... To the point of being brutally honest.

  • @baebluez873
    @baebluez873 Před 2 lety +78

    “The more you pee.” That dude is literally taking a shmit.

  • @ricklee3
    @ricklee3 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Does sweating it out during sports and hot weather or sauna make any difference?

  • @AyeBayBay0
    @AyeBayBay0 Před rokem

    How long do edibles take to get out of system? I eat the candy type but I don’t consume a lot since I know I’ll be tryna apply for some job

  • @keepingfitness727
    @keepingfitness727 Před 2 lety +13

    I failed a test over second hand smoke in a hallway. If you have an important job, you must get away from those people.

  • @goose7604
    @goose7604 Před rokem +4

    Ive quit 2 and a half months ago to get a new job then I took the test and it came out positive for thc 😤

  • @joe_higachi
    @joe_higachi Před rokem

    This channel is like Dr Seuss for stoners

  • @easydoesit915
    @easydoesit915 Před 3 lety

    Ultra Elimenix you can use as detox or masker

  • @tylernorr5311
    @tylernorr5311 Před 2 lety +7

    I have had 3 days after I smoked and passed. Your all tripped.

    • @Drewstir68
      @Drewstir68 Před 4 měsíci +2

      bro please let this be me, I smoked this morning and I just learned I have a drug test in two days XD

    • @danielcruzortiz1156
      @danielcruzortiz1156 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@Drewstir68hey did you pass?

    • @Drewstir68
      @Drewstir68 Před 3 měsíci

      @@danielcruzortiz1156 straight up didn’t go, I took my own drug test and failed, and they would have banned me from employment forever. I was smoking everyday before that, but now I’ve been sober waiting for them to let me apply again

  • @tommykrynock
    @tommykrynock Před 3 lety +15

    Drink lots of water and drink lots of prune juice or just go to your local head shop and get some synthetic urine

  • @InvizibleFPS
    @InvizibleFPS Před rokem

    I smoked here and there starting a couple months ago (a few hits of a pen here and there before bed) I only did it for a couple weeks. I have a drug test in about 45 days do you think I’ll be good?

  • @luckystars98
    @luckystars98 Před rokem +1

    I'm 5'11 182lbs hypothetically if you smoke for the first time in years how long to get it out the system?

  • @re8746
    @re8746 Před 2 lety +52

    For the avg pothead, someone who smokes 1-2 joints per day, the rule of thumb is you will need 6-7 weeks of abstinence ie not smoking pot at all to pass your standard lab urine test.

    • @teelove3912
      @teelove3912 Před 2 lety +15

      CAP

    • @re8746
      @re8746 Před 2 lety +2

      @@teelove3912 Truth

    • @JuanRivera-lv5du
      @JuanRivera-lv5du Před 2 lety +4

      What about me I don't smoke weed at all but I ate half a gummy 12 days ago and have a drug test tomorrow .

    • @re8746
      @re8746 Před 2 lety +8

      @@JuanRivera-lv5du your not the avg pothead

    • @JuanRivera-lv5du
      @JuanRivera-lv5du Před 2 lety +1

      @@re8746 So I should be good 👍🏽

  • @binaryanticommunist1882
    @binaryanticommunist1882 Před rokem +4

    55 yr old male, 5'4" height, 160lbs. Only vape flower with an Arizer Solo2 nightly before bed. The bowl is only about .10 to maybe .50 of a gram. No edibles. I only eat all natural. Fruits, veggies, eggs, poultry, etc. In other words, healthy lifestyle. No alcohol for probably 10 years or more. Any thoughts on how long for pee and hair follicle testing?

    • @titoh.9461
      @titoh.9461 Před rokem +1

      No hiding from a hair follicle test.

  • @ElderRaven
    @ElderRaven Před 4 měsíci

    so glad this is not a issue where i live lol... Archaic

  • @dittoheaddd
    @dittoheaddd Před rokem +8

    I smoked two sesh a day and past a test for work in 2 and a half days. Just drunk a lot of water and diluted my urine.

    • @herura6558
      @herura6558 Před rokem

      how do you dilute your urine

    • @buschm1
      @buschm1 Před rokem +7

      @@herura6558 he literally just said my guy lol drink alot of wate

  • @skeletonwithagun
    @skeletonwithagun Před rokem +3

    any smokers know any detox tips? stopped nearly 2 months ago, was heavy smoker for 4 years. 1-2 grams a day minimum smoked bongs day and night. im 5’2 97kg fairly fat. been drinking tea and water in big amounts also gone out of my way to exercise to sweat more. been doing hot baths and showers often. cranberry juice orange juice green tea apple cider vinegar lotta good fresh fruits also avoiding dairy… im still coming up positive im so defeated. i cant findwork with these results! please help meeee. im worried me losing weight is the reason for my results because my fats are making me pee thc!

  • @realtalk37851
    @realtalk37851 Před rokem +4

    The weed now takes 3 times longer to leave your body than just 20 years ago because of the high thc levels.

  • @gobigorange
    @gobigorange Před 9 měsíci +2

    Take water purification tablets an hour or two before the pee test. Work for me for many years

  • @jbuenoloco
    @jbuenoloco Před 6 měsíci

    I'm 6 foot 4 230lbs stopped smoking in October was very heavy user, I'm still coming up dirty 2 months later with home tests. How much water should I be drinking?

  • @kali7602
    @kali7602 Před 2 lety +11

    Just got on probation smh so yeah I gotta quit unfortunately, I was a heavy user for ten years an I’ve been a week sober an feel good, the first day was really hard for me but after that day it was easy to not smoke being that I still sell bud an I’m around it everyday but I just don’t have the urge anymore in fact ion even like smelling like bud no more but I need the extra cash so I gotta do what I gotta do if the court wants there fines payed that I owe them 😂

    • @austin8037
      @austin8037 Před 2 lety

      🙄

    • @kali7602
      @kali7602 Před 2 lety +1

      @@austin8037 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @ozzayyyy
      @ozzayyyy Před 2 lety +2

      Sounds like me lol just not the probation part.

    • @samuelflores2024
      @samuelflores2024 Před rokem

      Fuck probation, weed ain’t even bad, I bet those damn probation officers have a beer or glass of wine after work everyday. What’s the difference with weed.

  • @shoelover2145
    @shoelover2145 Před 2 lety +6

    did carts for about 2 or 3 months maybe 1 or 2 a week, been sober for about a week and a half drinking shit ton of water im working out and still failed, I have to go to MEPS soon af

    • @langhandsome
      @langhandsome Před 2 lety

      How did MEPS go ?

    • @shoelover2145
      @shoelover2145 Před 2 lety +1

      @@langhandsome I still have THC in my system so me and my recruiter are waiting till im clean

    • @grxy5924
      @grxy5924 Před rokem +1

      @@shoelover2145 6 months later but how are things going bro? I’m in the same situation lol tryna get clean for MEPS. The biggest thing that scares me is the 2 fails and you’re done rule.
      For some reason you only have 2 shots at the drug test and that’s it. Once you fail it the second time you are no longer to join any branch of the US military. And i been wanting this for years. I’m done smoking and tryna get it out fast but i don’t have hella time. Might just needa say fuck it and wait 2-3 months to be sure. I’m not about to risk 2 failures and fuck up my military career over some bs like this. I just find it crazy how we can drink and get fucked up no problem but smoking here and there is a criminal offense type shit. This system is a joke.

  • @BatkoNashBandera774
    @BatkoNashBandera774 Před 3 měsíci +1

    So that's why at the hospital we saw a 800% increase in zinc poisoning after Mardi Gras...

  • @iananderson606
    @iananderson606 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Im going to do all of the mathods at once... by the time i get tested it will have been 6 days since last use (heavy user) wish me luck!

  • @JuneWrld209
    @JuneWrld209 Před 2 lety +119

    I’ve been smoking all day everyday for 3 years straight🤦‍♂️ I’m finally starting to detox but I bet it’s going to take me 6 months to get it all out of my system, the amount of thc I smoked the last few years is terrifying😬

    • @heresjonny.
      @heresjonny. Před 2 lety +28

      Dude I've smoked daily for the last 16 years. Im talking HEAVY, I bought lbs for myself to smoke and it only lasted a couple of months. I don't remember what im like sober. To me that's sad, and when i say sober I mean months and years not hours or days. I'm curious how long it'll take for me to get it outta my system.

    • @harshvardhanbhoyar4008
      @harshvardhanbhoyar4008 Před 2 lety

      🥇Excellent 🏆

    • @JuneWrld209
      @JuneWrld209 Před 2 lety +6

      @@heresjonny. damn 16 years is a lot! You got to have enough motivation to stop. In the 3 years i was smoking i felt like I needed wax! I was hooked on the wax pen! But then I only switched to Bud, after a couple of months I felt like I got it out of my system and could stop, I did smoke tonight on New Years before 2022 I made it my resolution to stop smoking all year!

    • @lakernation8370
      @lakernation8370 Před 2 lety +11

      I stopped smoking 30 days ago took the 7 day detox twice and still positive for thc

    • @samjameison3573
      @samjameison3573 Před 2 lety +12

      Starting my journey today

  • @stevekempsyninja3292
    @stevekempsyninja3292 Před 5 měsíci

    I just have to wait up to a week and drink a little water and cranberry juice and ill pas a drug screen, i have done it for years and always passed a drug screen but i feel its my fast metabolism. Now i dont have to worry, in Michigan they stopped most drug tests altogether.

  • @CaptainPlasma1117
    @CaptainPlasma1117 Před 2 lety +3

    I just want my memory skills back 😂

  • @EmanVsEmmanueL
    @EmanVsEmmanueL Před rokem +8

    I had a buddy who was a daily smoker but lean af. He had to pass a test for a job so he quit two days before the test. On the last day before the test he ate a whole bottle apple cider vinegar pills and guess what he pass!