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Damn these new CZcams comment thing spoils everything . I click on the video and the first comment it shows is what is meant to be the funniest part of the video
You say it like it’s a bad thing. This poor guy was asked by his girlfriend’s father if he was paying his girlfriend to go out with him. Welcome to the channel. You’re gonna love it.
@@Great-Dao-of-Elegance If I had a dollar every time someone attempted to use my name as an insult I'd have more than around 10,000 so how about you try being original instead of just being brained
FINALLY!!! A Robber with etiquette. 1. Abides by the room capacity of the bank 2. Concerns the comfortability and well-being of other hostages and robbers 3. Turned away everything he could ask for since he doesn't think it's fair to get all that for an ugly person. Other Robbers take notes.
@@InstiGator805seems like it since it looks like he's trying to blame griffy for his memories through the comment because why tf should anyone care for 1/8Billion of a species?
@@dustlicker3 Because satong something is a joke when someone can be serious is so common. 🥱 Just shut up. No one in this world needs you to speak for them whitey. 🗿
"Out of everybody in the lobby, bro.. Everybody.. Everybody! Y-y-you brought me him!? C'mon dog!" That has got to be one of the most exquisite pieces of dialogue I've had the fortune of hearing. I hope, that one day, my children and theirs are able to gander at the expertly crafted pieces of cinema released on this day, April 16, 2024 .
"Hes making the other hostages uncomfortable and Im all about the safety of my hostages" lmao
Professionals have standards.
😂
They must be Hamas 😂😂😂
@@The-Heart-Will-Testify more like israhell dumb forces
The reality check of when it takes a hostage situation to realize I'm ugly.
Help me
@@animationtv426Ask Google to help you not us 🗿
🎉
Bruh I'm wit you 😂
You’re beautiful to me 😊
"The worst thing she can say is no"
lmao
Damn lol I've never agreed with that and after seeing this vid I never will XD
😂😂😂😂😂
In this case: he.
'Eww...' 💀💀💀
“He making the other hostages feel uncomfortable” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣dawg he said that i accidentally spit out some of my tea
The police telling him to go back is crazy 😂
Nah but for real
Damn these new CZcams comment thing spoils everything . I click on the video and the first comment it shows is what is meant to be the funniest part of the video
@@outrightfoot3 how about watch the video first before going to the comments :>)
@@outrightfoot3 you can't watch a 3 min video without checking the comments?
On soul that was diabolical 🤣🤣
Griffy dragged this skit out for 2 minutes longer than it needed to be, just to rub in how ugly the hostage was.
You say it like it’s a bad thing. This poor guy was asked by his girlfriend’s father if he was paying his girlfriend to go out with him. Welcome to the channel. You’re gonna love it.
Wait till he sees the "new" iPhone announcement vids. @@GetAsCloseAsYouCan
Wait, my knee gah griffy is da hostage tho
i mean that hostage was butt ugly
@@samholdsworth420 it's called a skit. 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
“It’s max capacity 😂😂😂 im just trying to follow the bank’s rules” this is so wild 😂😂😂😂
Following the bank rules as he Robs the bank
"I'm all about the safety of my hostages" is a WILD sentence.
"Terrorist dont take ugly hostages" -Dave Chappelle
No selling point. If media were to get involved, people sympathy would be all time low
I thought he said they don't take black hostages
He did buddy doesn't know the quote at all@@kendavis6826
@@kendavis6826That’s the same thing.
@@Makaveli_-_😂😂😂
"We ain't got more room, it's max capacity. I'm just tryna follow bank rules" 😂
*Ca-pa-city
“Mmm” 😂
“safety of my hostages” dats crazy
He runs a tight ship lol
"We willing to negotiate anything but that" is crazy lol😅
I’m all about the safety of my hostages
The most insane statement of 2024 😂
Line of the 21st century
that line was wildddd 😂
lol 😂😂
I make sure the people in my basement are well fed
"Go back, send someone else"
bro was violated
Fr
Nah, nobody would wanna violate someone who looks like THAT.
"WTF IS THAT"
"You can send something else"
Tf 😂😂😂😂
“That’s what I said!” 😂
"I was spiritual before I came in here robbing these banks, but as soon as I looked.....THAT in the face, I realised there is no God"
this dude😂
"Free of charge" is crazy💀
That poor hostage
😂griffy just the king of roasting himself
That's every comedian?
Griffy makes skits like the voices putting me down in my head, mean but funny.
@@autismogamerevery funny one 🤷🏾♀️
@@autismogamername checks out 😂
@@Great-Dao-of-Elegance If I had a dollar every time someone attempted to use my name as an insult I'd have more than around 10,000 so how about you try being original instead of just being brained
FINALLY!!! A Robber with etiquette.
1. Abides by the room capacity of the bank
2. Concerns the comfortability and well-being of other hostages and robbers
3. Turned away everything he could ask for since he doesn't think it's fair to get all that for an ugly person.
Other Robbers take notes.
fr
They should learn from that gentleman. Robbers these days have no etiquette.
"I'm all about the safety of my hostages", Killed me🤣
This is like a live re-enactment of parent's custody case over me! Thank you Griffy for bringing back these great memories!
💀🙉
Oof. Did your blind grandma take you in?
@@InstiGator805seems like it since it looks like he's trying to blame griffy for his memories through the comment because why tf should anyone care for 1/8Billion of a species?
@@autismogamerIt was a joke mr edward schneider
@@dustlicker3 Because satong something is a joke when someone can be serious is so common. 🥱 Just shut up. No one in this world needs you to speak for them whitey. 🗿
The robbers rejecting that deal is wild
They really playing pong with this man’s self esteem. 😂
Self-esteem has been out the window since the invention of social media 💀
Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
You know what I'm coming back to air it out after that disrespect 😭 Imagine getting denied a home loan, robbed, and roasted all before 10 a.m.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
I'm weak 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm starting to wonder how hostage-man was even able to step inside the bank.
😂😂smart!
Well, money talks. Probably has 7-8 figures in savings. Bank wont reject money 🤣💰🤑😂
@@beigefox6579apparently it don't. The robbers were gonna get anything they wanted and still said PHUCK no 😂
Griffy is the definition of "hear me out"
I like how Griffy doesn't need a costume to play the ugly hostage.
"How we supposed to negotiate with this?!-HE UGLY!!" 😂😂😂😂
" Oscar Proud looking ass "
The look he gave when the guy said no deal 😂😂
😂
He's making the other hostages feel uncomfortable and I'm all about the safety of my hostages
😂 how considerate of him
The confidence this man has to roast himself this harshly is astounding
Not the Paw Patrol hostage bag lmaooo
Nah he wild for this one 💀
“We will drop all charges if u just take him” “NO” 🤣🤣
“Sending out a hostage……Free of charge.”
😂😂
EEEwwwWWWWUUUUHhhh!!!
The heat on that was unreal
“Max Capacity”is wild 😂
Remember guys, even though he may be ugly asf on the outside. It's whats inside his heart that counts.
Do you hold that same belief for the women you’d marry?
@TimTheEnchanter0 nope, but what does that have to do with anything lol?
Unfortunate but looks really do play a role in life.
@whyme3772 I agree but some ppl don't care to much about looks. Some ppl care more about the personality than looks
exactly. at least the black market ain't gon reject him 🙏
"His making the other hostages feel uncomfortable and I'm all about the safety my hostages.. im not sorry" 🤣🤣🤣
0:04 He has a husband.
Good for you, Griffy 😂
Was hoping I wasn't the only one that heard that 😂
No Diddy 😂😂
lol i heard that
He making the other hostages uncomfortable 😂😂😂
"Its max capacity in here im just tryna follow the bank rules" 😂😂😂😂
they were already destroying him but then 2:47 a loud and secure *"no deal"* proceeds to destroy any hope of this man ever having hope of love again 😂
not the pink mega phone
Not the chipmunk bag to cover his head 😭
At least it isn’t a pink pssy hat!
The begging of please at the end is INSANE
“Mr ugly man “ 🤣🤣
When he says I'm going home and the thief started making loud no, no, sounds that's the funniest part
Hell yeah, those hostage takers using the Paw Patrol bag, let's goooo!!
bro just stood in the middle and accepted his fate.
They went from negotiating the release of the hostages to negotiating who can keep the ugliest hostage. Nice.
"Bro, we are willing to negotiate anything, ANYTHING, bro ANYTHING but that, please bro". That cracked me up. 😂😂 2:01
The man’s making the police and the hostage taker have a reasonable conversation😂😂
"You can just send something else-someone"😂
The cop going “what the fuck is that” and the robber going that’s what I said had me rolling, my favorite video by far great job
The safety of my hostages xD
"Im all about the safety of my hostages".
"All about the safety of my hostages" DWL.
His ugliness is making the other hostages and the robber uncomfortable, that’s diabolical 😂😂😂😂
"NO DEAL...me and the other hostages rather die" 😂
The hostage is Cuffem
Ngl it might be Yusuf after what happened
@@hydroturtle2008 U mean Yusuf's big forehead ?
@@yezxu yeah and he lost against Cuffem in a competition of who can get the most girls
"Out of everybody in the lobby, bro.. Everybody.. Everybody! Y-y-you brought me him!? C'mon dog!" That has got to be one of the most exquisite pieces of dialogue I've had the fortune of hearing. I hope, that one day, my children and theirs are able to gander at the expertly crafted pieces of cinema released on this day, April 16, 2024 .
“I’m all about the safety of my hostages” 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
That man said "in his less fortunate face". I'm so fvcking dead. lmao
"I'm all about the safety of my hostages" XD
talkin bout "please don't kill me i have a husband" 🤣🤣
That head turn when he said “NO DEAL” is peak cinema. Dude turned his head like a renaissance painting
and he took that personally. 😂
“It’s max capacityyyy”😭
You know it's bad when the villain wants to send you out to the police free of charge. Non-Negotiable.
The fact that the bad guy nor the police wanted Griffy as a hostage or to be free was diabolical
"...And he never left home ever again.. Thank God"
Griffy roasting himself for our entertainment 😂
"I'm all about the safety of my hostages"
the hostage aint even in costume it's just griffy lmaooooo
He is making the other hostages uncomfortable 😂😂
the paw patrol head bag 💀
This feels like it could’ve been a Chappelle skit
Not him roasting himself here 😭😭😭
I love how Ugly Guy isn't even costumed for it. 😢
“We will release 1 hostage”
~Releases Griffy
Negotiator: This one don’t count
Count's as negative 100
Bro this is one of your best ones yet! 🤣
“WTF IS THAT?”
“That’s what I said!”
😂😂😂
You are one of the few funny channels I watch . Love your content 🙌🏻
Bro did not recover
The fact that he didn't use any disguise to do the ugly guy is sending em
Omg, Griffy’s face “ima go home” 😂 laughed so hard about pissed myself
This one hurt personally griffy. great work keep it up
best one in a while lmao this funny asl
Robber; "Yeah we dont want him! We at Max capacity"
I love how swat just comes in SCREAMING 😂
He looks OK to me.
Live footage of Diddy
"NO DEAL" Two words had me cryin
I have never seen a more brutal self roast than this here
"BROO PLS" 😂
2:57...Phuuuk NOOOO!!! HAD ME ON THE FLOOR LMFAO
Ugly hostage quiet through the whole negotiation
This is the best one so far. Loved it
villan origin story