When you're bad at hostage negotiating
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Dude, you have a huge gap between your teeth.
This will go great with the gawk gawk 3000 tron from the last video lmao
That was whitest way to do that sponsor segment 😂
My man, Finna need that ngl
it’s crazy bc he actually has the ability to be a good negotiator but decided that watching the world burn was more satisfying
Nah, this is just how to get away with murder ;)
@kanilescott4381Yeah if you're a sad person.
@Kanile Scott edgelord
@МеаtСаnуоn 🅥 nice try buddy
He woke up and decided to choose violence. Good on him
"You're robbing a bakery" "I know you needed the bread but damn" 😂😂
That got me😂
@@prosens52 me too 😂
Bars
He gotta get the bread some and how anyway😂😂😆
censored yourself bro?
“You could’ve had 1 million dollars & you settled for 10 THOUSAND… YOU ARE PATHETIC” had me dying 💀😂😂
He not wrong tho 💀💀💀💀
@@justinkamara3237 except he is cus that math aint mathin lmao, 300x7 is 2100 barely even a 5th of 10k
More like it had the hostages dying
"About a five"
"Excuse me??"
Tears 😭😭😭
😂
My guy, your acting is 🔥🔥🔥
And scripting too shiish 🔥🔥🔥
Wanted to upvote but had to leave it at 420 ✌️
Facts
honestly he can be in a comedy movie FR
"I think we lost the hostages" 😂😂😂💀💀 perfect ending
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I think this is society saying that we are in a hostage situation
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Whoops!"
"Whoopsie!"
@@CigarDoug wow wow wow......wow
The speech about the robber getting walked on all over his life was deep. I learn a life lesson from this video. Thank you, Griffy.
the cia will speak to u shortly
Then show them. Show all of us
If I see a bakery got shot up on the news I'll know it was you.
Ayo
Bro? 🤨📸
Negotiation skills: 🚫🚫
Motivational skills: 🔥🔥🔥
1 million to 10,000 is actually great negotiation skills.
@@syndrac6254 actually, 1 million to 10 000 to dead hostages
@@farafyn2770 Yeah If he had stopped at 10000 and the headstart that woulda been the best negotiation anyone ever saw. But he went ahead to fück it all up... Lmao
@@syndrac6254 18 mil to 10 thousand
@@syndrac6254it’s actually 18 mill to 10k
Took his whole victimology and flipped it! 🐐
Hi Mike
The ending was too funny. I couldn't stop laughing at the negotiator calling Cornelius "Coco."😂
😂😂😂
And Cocs at one point. Hillarious stuff.
He's not a bad hostage negotiator, he's just a really good coach.
Is it national hostage day or something? Griffy and Ryan George uploading hostage sketches. I love it lol
I was thinking the same 😂
Bruh I saw these videos next to each other and I almost thought they did a collaboration lol
Literally just watched Ryans video and this got recomended 😅
And they were uploaded within minutes of each other, seeing them next to each other in the feed made me pause for a sec lmao
Who DF is Ryan George?
« Oh my bad, did I say a young lady ? I meant a f*cking DUCK » 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀 3:27
I love how long he took to think if she was bad and gave her a 5 🤣
He was considering adding embellishments to increase his bargaining point but couldn't come up with any lol
Lost the hostages but gained one hell of a motivational speaker
Can we appreciate that Griffy is doing good staying sober? Marking it all in his calendar and everything! Good on you, mate!
Ayy a fellow fan on both nice
good eye man, love the little details in his skits 😆
He’s not spending all of his money on crack and Gucci belts anymore
Eagle eye
@@Yeedo420 o m g 🤣
I'm glad he finally stood up for himself, solid character development.
Went from negotiating to a life coach 😭😭😂
"Cornelius going on a rampage and killing every hostage in the bakery store"
Griffy: "I think we lost our hostages"
**. *
3:20 had me rolling😭
“Excuse me?” “I’m sorry” 😂
A fucking DUCK 😂
The fact that he has yet to be cancelled, blocked, deactivated or anything synonymous is truly legendary
He is black so obviously he will get away with it if he was white this channel would have vanished years ago
People have tried 😂
CZcams age restricts his vids now.
I just always wonder how companies like BlueChew and Raycon feel after sponsoring stuff like this😂😂😂
They feel great😂
I know you needed the bread but this is ridiculous 😂😂
He was actually doing good until the end LMFAOO "unclogging them pipes alright" soo uncalled for !
Well he wasn't lying XD
Could anyone explain it to me? I'm on smooth brain mode rn
@@Altair-El-Haddadbasically he’s saying his wife be getting piped by the plumbe
“I think we lost the hostages” ☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"saved us 10k!"
“Ok CoCo”
Man bitched him out before he started 😂
He definitely showed everybody, mans had 7 hostages and let off 10 shots, all he needed was 7 bullets but he gave em an extra 3 to let you know he was serious about proving himself😤👏🏾
The negotiator has a 100% success rate of not freeing hostages, you gotta respect the consistency. One of you best videos 🤣👏🤣👏
Griffy and Ryan George releasing skits about hostages within 30 minutes of each other feels like there's some story behind it.
Yooo that’s a huge coincidence. I don’t think they knew at all
I thought it was weird too when I was scrolling through
barely any inconvenience
Yo that's so true though. I didnt even realize that lol
Things aint what they appear in this world . Coincidences and synchronizations is part of that unseen subworld that surrounds you.
"I know you needed the bread"😂😂😂😂
Bro went from negotiator to motivational speaker 😂
😅😅😅😅
"She bout a 5" "Excuuuusee mee?!" 😂🤣😂🤣😂 homie is undefeated
“Sorry” 😂
That part had me crying. 😂
That was some good negotiation at the start tho. He treated him as equal and even pointed out how little is he gonna get from that hostaging.
0:30 had me 💀 I’ll never skip a Griffy ad
"About a five" 😂 that whole section was brilliant.
Agreed 😂
The bread joke had me rollin!!!😂😂😂
Lol same 😂
"is she bad tho"
".....about a 5"
*EXCUSE ME?* LMFAO!!!
One of the best acting skits Griffy has put out. That “pathetic” scene was amazing
"the problem is you let people walk over you all your life" too real
Griffy- “what’s your name?”
The person- “Cornelius”
Griffy- “Alright, coco.”
The rest of the video he calls him Cornelius, who tf names their kid Cornelius? I know damn well the mother didn’t name it.
I like how he projects his own life into his skits. Well done!
holup
@@mahdimalekzadeh6410 😂. Yeah that's what I thought too...
you really dun said the quiet part aloud damn
His wife cheated?
Griffy’s acting 10/10 😂
"Is she bad though?"
Griffy asking the most important questions
"I know you needed the bread" That was an amazing line.
You could have had a million dollars, but you settled for 10,000 😂😂😂😂😂
I like how Griffy did so many controversial skits in 5 years and he is uncancellable
@МеаtСаnуоn 🅥 Ok
Twitter just waiting for the one that offends people the least tbh
@@insertname954KO
It's 2023 he's black he can run over 50 people on his way to wal-mart and get off on a warning you can't cancel him.
@@kimaniHyman Oh kay
Ryan George and Longbeach releasing hostage skits minutes within each other. This is a c ollab we all need.
I literally thought the same thing 😂😂
Damn right
Dude fr lol
I think so too. Anybody stupid enough to hold a backer hostage is stupid enough to finish the job
Listen, Thai food might be good, and chocolate cake might be good, but that doesn’t mean mixing them together is anything but a mess.
this man is unstoppable. He got that superpower where having weird sponsors don't phase the audience no more.
No lie....he had us in the first half😂😂😂
Just when you think you know how the video is going to end, he chooses the chaotic evil route 😂
It’s like any option in Detroit: Become Human
1. Motivate
3:10 that 1000-yard stare killed me 😂
I think we lost the hostages😂😂
*when you accidentally click the wrong dialog option and then have to commit to the rest of the dialog tree*
“About a 5.” I HOLLERED across my whole apartment complex. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Griffy always wilding
Fr
I like how the integrator tries to defuse then instantly turn to eren gas lighting him to kill everyone
Not from the streets to the sheets 😭😭
The nicknames on Cornelius took me out bro 😂😂😂 ‘Coco’ ‘Coc’
Well 5:52 I mean the other guy saw that coming the moment you started stroking the robber's ego.
4:25 the "what" had me dying XD
Why is no one talking about that part more. I was fucking wheezing ☠️☠️
That look on Griffy's face at the end makes a great twitter reaction meme.
When u find out she gave u herpes. Lol
I like how you can just see the script at 5:17 😂
Icloud notes😂
I was waiting for Griffey to say “Show me the Money”!!!
Homeboy went DEFCON 1 and had the audacity to be surprised 🤣
3:43 "So this is what we’re gonna do, Coco"
I know it’s because of Cornelius but I choose to believe he’s naming him after the monkey
3:38 The government during the French Revolution:
The monarchy or provisional government?
4:30 AYO WTF didn't expect that twist 😨
3:09 that reaction seals the deal for me 😂😂😂😂😂
“Alright coco listen up” 🤣🤣🤣
Bro has that Tryon Lannister backstory 😂
Yeah and he’s more evil in the books than in the show because of it.
@@lucidcactus2541I prefer show Tyrion. He was too loveable to go full dark side.
He may not be a good at negotiating but he's a great motivational speaker.
“Bout a 5”
Excuse me💀
That sent me lmao😂
I'm sorry...I meant a FUCKING DUCK!
Shoulda called her a gremlin
He's a very polite robber for apologizing after lmao
Let's be honest. She was probaly a 3 at best. He was just being generous
This man is the only person that can make me watch an ad promo without even thinking about hitting fast forward. I'm not even sure he's even sponsored by these companies 😅
Best plot driven video in a long time. Has me on the edge of my seat
Bro actually got the guy's name within 10 seconds, he'd probably do good as a detective lmfao
4:45 bruh this was me the whole video 😂
5:02 I thought my dad was talking to me for a second
There was literally so much passion in this I needed someone to yell at me like this for real
Griffey: What’s your name ?
Robber: Cornelius
Griffey: alright coco listen up 😂
3:16
"Is she bad though." "About a 5."
😂😂😂
Him laying into the robber's lineup of hostages tho 💀
the “excuse me?” “sorry” got me dead
What, that's actually a good strategy, trick the robber and make him give up himself 😂😂.
Bro I'm so happy you're getting all these sponsorships. Get that money Griffy 💸
This is probably the best skit I've ever seen
After doing this 100s of times id say I’m pretty good at negotiating hostage situations
4:15 sounds like Griffy’s audition for the role of Kang the Conqueror
Not even 5sec into the vid and we all know Griffy is going to deliver!! Tha man tha myth tha LEGEND!!
When you go from negotiator to motivator at the wrong time...
Hostages: “They had us in the first half not gonna lie”
He brought out his full potential. What a great mentor.
😅😅😅😅
He really didn't even wanna send that 10k
I mean, nobody does sponsored content quite like Griff
“Apparently”
@@setonumber wha?
@МеаtСаnуоn 🅥 🚬🏃🚶🏿♂️
Nah.
@@Okehynot1880 0:18
3:32 Sorry, but who dafuq scratches their head with a loaded gun 😂😂😂
Cornelius sadly
@@struggler7089 🤣
Griffey only one that can talk someone into doing the right thing then making him snap and raising all hell the next second
The bakery jokes are too good
BROOO THE ACTING, THE STORY, THE EDITING. THIS IS ART!!!
The sponsorship was too funny. I couldn't skip.
At this point, I consider even Griffy sponsor ads skits and I fully watch them