Key & Peele - Rap Album Confessions
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- A cop tries to draw a connection between a rapper's lyrics and a heinous murder.
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Dat don't mean nothin.
THE NAME OF THE ALBUM, IS "I KILLED DARNELLE SIMMONS."
"It's a concept album."
That got me too. 😁
its darnell
@@Saturn-jy7gm No it's darndshdsnjsd.
That’s a picture of you, a picture of you! And Behind you, is Darnell Simmons body!
Jacob Bailey coincidence
Wait, he said he shot him nine times with a 9mm bit then he is presented with a revolver.
It wasn't him...
Maybe he reloaded
+Anthony Bell actually a 9mm bullet is basically the same diameter as a 357mag. the only difference is the length of the shell (being a magnum its longer and has more powder for more stopping power) so essentially (all though not recommended) you can fire 9s from a 357 which can in fact be a gun of the long ass variety.
Bailey Earls
You can't do that. -__-
Bailey Earls Except that you can't. For at least couple reasons different reasons. Not sure if bullet diameters are the same, but the case diameters aren't. A 9mm won't fit into a .357 revolver, it's too big. Let's say you did some how get it in, it wouldn't stay. The .357 is a rimmed cartridge and the 9mm isn't. Long story short, you can't fire a 9mm through a .357
Bailey Earls It would work in theory but in reality 9mm won't just drop into a .357 cylinder like a .38 special would
I love how the interrogator is trying to get a confession yet he is also seemingly a fan of his music.
if it slaps it slaps ya know what I'm sayin
He’s just listened to it a bunch of times
He's singing along to the track,
still trying to arrest Gun Rack 😂
@@erdnalickeroftoads2143
Today is the day he shot Darnell
I laughed so hard when he said "It's a concept album" 😂😂
Yes, the best part.
The delivery sold it 😂
🤣🤣🤣
“THIS IS MY CONFESSION, ADMISSABLE IN COURT, I KILLED DARNELL SIMMONS FOR SPORT”
@@austinpost-crisis772 not like the bars peele is gonna be behind after he dropped this track
I'm not sure how it's admissable in court if he was not under oath at the time of the recording, but it is a dope rhyme
@@andrewlance3898 It's not admissible. That's the point.
Sublime rhymes.
@@Lafemmefutile spittin' fire
" if I have to identify it, I would call it a gun, of the long ass variety " this scene gets me every time
Same here I'm dying every time the scene comes
There's some seaweed in there too. Never forget the seaweed. :b
there*
some sea weed too
jj
"This is my confession, admissible in court" 😆
What a script writing man
“I got an alibi; birthday, Red Lobster, when in reality I shot Darnell like a mobster!” is one of my favorite bars in any song ever.
“I didn’t even mean to shoot him, he just caught me by surprise.”
Yorktown 2 Phoenix murder on my mind
I reloaded my pistol cocked back and shot him 9 times
@Universe Says it's from YNW Melly's rap "Murder on my mind"
It's like if this sketch happened for real, Melly's a dumbass.
Good song
These nuts "caught you by surprise" on your chin
No one gonna mention how he looks like ice cube and easy-e at the same time?
Tim Noordmans easy-e was a real G
No Fr!😩😭😂
I was thinking a little bit of J cole
Same its that compton hat and hair
These are just a hat and a beard that happen to be combined in a dope outfit
2:48 even his t-shirt says 'i killed darnel simmon'😂
It was edited on there. Very shittily too lol
That's the name of the album you lDl0T... how does retarrdss like you make up so far in life is beyond my comprehension ....
That's the aforementioned name of the album
The way he says "vivid imagination" kills me every time
Hi Darnell Simmons
"That is a gun of the long ass variety" had me dying 😂😂😂
Some sea weed in there too
LoL 😂😂 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same
So freaking funny 😂
Hai-Lin Duckett 😂😂😂😂
Maryland has officially ruled that rap lyrics can now be used as evidence in a courtroom, lmaoo this skit came to life💀
I think this was cuz ppl were educating others how to do tax fraud via rap think I heard it on darknet diaries podcast
That’s because the BPD can’t get right
The murderin'? Naw. The Tax evadin'. Ayea
Rappers are steadily snitching on themselves in their songs, lol!
@@terrencelewis4628 The MF DOOM song Rapp Snitch Knishes comes to mind.
This is literally Young Thug's case 💀💀
Was thinking the same
Gunrack's voice is the best part of this sketch, and I think my favorite part is 1:59, just the way he says "you aint gotnoproo"
“Shot up Darnell with a long ass gun and tossed it in-to the a-quar-i-um”...😂
I'd buy the album
That's a rhyme pattern from Lil Wayne (≈ 2008).
“I have no idea what that object is”
Adlip "What"
(what!)
"I stroke my chin real slow when I'm lying"😂🤣😂
I was laughing real hard as darnell was dyin
@@vibinnrain-clipsandmore9836 ha ha ha ha ha yea I'm murderer come and get me
What does that mean?
@@PLimon-zc9oh huh?
@Andrew I am asking about the phrase « I stroke my chin .. » above in the comment
This sketch is hilarious not just because of Peele’s performance as “Gun Rack” (although that’s great too), but also because of how Key’s initial self-assuredness vanishes behind a slowly yet steadily escalating sense of exasperation as he continues denying everything.
Young Thug’s biopic
that's darnell's body behind you!
Coincidence.
hahahahha "coincidence" lol
I nvr
CONSIQUENCES
I killed Darnel Simmons yeah! And then! One day! A donkey kicked me in the head, consequences
Coincidence - I think NOT!
"It's a concept album" 😂
Henk de Tank what are you correcting? Lisa quoted it correctly
dominique eure No tf she didn't lmao. Listen closely or use headphones wtf. He said "Of him' bruh
Lmao how!? He even repeats it back to him angrily "A CONCEPT AL..." I can't wrap my mind around how anyone can hear anything else. Please explain or use "of him" in a sentence and explain how that makes sense here.
That makes no sense what so ever. In all my years in art and knowing artists, professionals in both the field of drawing and music, I deal with or hear of "concepts" all the time and there is no rule about naming a concept album after a person vs a thing.
1. A concept is an idea, plan, or intention. "I killed Darnell Simmons" is all the above.
2. For the sake of your argument the album is not simply named after someone as you stated. It's not "Darnell". And your example "Fuck Roy" actually isn't even a concept.
3. The subject of that moment was the album. "The album is called..." Reply: "It's a concept album." The subject was not Darnell.
Overall you just make no sense. How can for example, me taking an action be a concept of someone else!? "I slapped my Dad" It's a concept of him. How is that a concept of him!? My actions are the concept.
my man just turn on subtitles it legit says "it's a concept album". twice. like xd
"I have no idea what that object is"
"it's a concept album" "A CONCEPT?!?!"
kills me every time I hear it
AND BY THE WAY IT WAS NOVEMBER 9TH!!!!!!
Here I Am in 2023, ON NOVEMBER 9TH!!! still watching this🤣
“ of the long ass variety “
😂😂
Ahahahaha
"Some seaweed in there too."
YizTheGreat my fave part. 😂😂😂
Wow so many likes
for me its his eyes when he sees the gun and is like shocked "i have no idea what that object is"
"They're just words, detective, nouns, adjectives... they just happen to be in a dope order." hehehhe
That part
“Let’s go, Mr. Rack.”
Also, I love that they use a cassette case.
I think it's because they were trying to make it like the early 90s with the NWA flare. With the Compton hat and jerry curls. lol
The delivery of both key& Peele is phenomenal but the best part is when Keegan is grooving to the song before he turns it off.. 😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣
Am I the only one that wants to hear the full song ?
Bozhidar Dichkov RAP is a shit music.
FIFA Lords & Legends Mainstream rap is trash. Underground rappers put forth meaning to there songs. Also I'm sure someone would think the same about whatever you listen too..
Rapid8Fire Agreed. But not all mainstream sucks, Eminem's lyrics are amazing.
Youre an idiot. Read any of his lyrics, the guys a genius.
FIFA Lords & Legends Some would say the same about soccer.
Tay-K really did become a real life Key and Peele skit huh
Dude I was legit bout to say that 😂
Did end the same for that bitch tayk
except tay k aint getting free in the end
Yung Hive well it is 55 years he might get out
@@fazechoppa1399 nah im saying when peele got let go at the end of the video but tay k gonna actually go to prison
This the Ynw Melly interrogation 🤣
The what melly? That's not even a real word.
@@kishascape😂I’m dead
These two men are magic, together. Real talent.
"If I had to identify it, I would call it a gun. Of the long ass variety.... There is also seaweed in there too." lmfao
brother!
Man your a Smith, you need a cool profile picture that has nothing to do with who you are in real life,and that looks like some "League of Extraordinary Gentleman" photo.
+Matt Smith Another One
That's not enough evidence to hold in court
yes it is
a gun "of the long ass variety" 😂😂
ITs Just words detective nouns adjectives they just happen to be in a dope order. You aint got no proof
Some seaweed in there too
that shit is the greatest
Oh wow, 5 months later I have 400 thumbs up
I just did 600th.
“That was a concept album” 😂
"and by the way it was november 9th"💀
"Stroke my chin real slow when im lyin, and i was laughin super hard as darnell was dyin"
The Drifter is that a yung Maestro profile pic?
Fire and Ice48 nope, it's the main character from the game Hyper Light Drifter.
Ruthwik Rao well yung maestro also has that character as a profile pic.
The name of the album, is "I killed Darnell Simmons"
These nuts are stroking your chin real slow
Favourite part: “stroke my chin real slow when I’m lying, and I was laughing super hard as Darnell was dying” 😂
That's crazy🤣🤣🤣🤣
That had me dying
@@meurum2561Much like Darnell Simmons
1:23 unironically goes hard
I still sing this song to myself all this time later 😂
"A gun of the long ass variety" 😂😂😂
lmfaooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Okay
I literally see this as he said that 😂😂 mint
Josh Denton Yea but you aint got nothing
Josh Denton slow down your nose is big
“If I had to identify it, I’d call it a gun...
Of the long ass variety.”
Some seaweed there to
@youre a fucking degenerate
Why so made bro?
🤣🤣
I too watched the video
@@bruhmoment5405 nigga stfu
November 9th RIP Darnell
YSL should have paid attention 😂
THE NAME OF THE ALBUM IS "I KILLED DARNELL SIMMONS" 😂😂
zeke 2 its a concept album 😂😂😂😂
Flying Angel. He was dum as hell lol
ayyoo 2 u
that was a coincidence
ayyoo 2 anybody else try to laugh react to this comment 🤷♀️🤦♀️
His name is motherfuckin *GUN RACK* lmfao
Edit: It's been a little over a month and *GUN RACK* is still the hardest name in the game.
rap game bob barker I killed Darnell, yeah shot him with my 9, I shot him 9 times, 9am on the dime, and by the way it was Nov-ember 9th!
I got an alibi, perfect, Red Lobster, but in reality, i shot Darnell like a mobster, its a lie, anyone can tell this, if you know about my allergy they all shellfish
Shut up Darnell with a long ass gun and tossed it into the aquarium
Stroke my chin real slow when i'm lying, and i was laughing super hard Darnell was dying
Bonus track bonus track, i got a ride or die bitch, i think you get the gist, when you let me out i'm gonna blow a little kiss, this is my confession and admissible in court, i killed Darnell Simmons for sport, ha ha ha ha that's right i'm a murder, come get me, come down the hall you can't get me, oh-ok-okay-okay, you got me-got me, oh-oh woah woah damn chill-ow-ow
Androcecy Gaming Lol.and it's "ride or die bitch."
mrmofoness Oh lol
Androcecy Gaming Good putting out the lyrics but you made some mistakes wording some of the words. :)
Androcecy Gaming Thx for that...oh oh woah woah
California just saved this man’s life lol no rap lyrics can be used against him in court of law 😂😂😂
The bonus track had me dying 😂😂when you let me out I'm gonna blow a little kiss and he actually did it
The only rapper that raps clearer than they speak 😂
Haha
W
you ain't lying bout that
😂😂😂
This skit is a Bobby Shmurda tribute.
yea lol. but he clearly represents eazy e also
Who?
You're on the Internet just google him.
Bobby ain't no snitch
or Rah Diggs
I just realised its November 9th tonight and had come back to this classic
Atlanta rappers indictments brought me here. Lol
"a gun of the long ass variety... there's some seaweed in there, too." that broke me. I was laughing like mad after that.
I don't really get that part. Can you please explain it for me?
@@haruki514 it’s just a gun with seaweed that got recovered from the aquarium
@@eddiediaz5518 yeah but why do ppl find that funny?
@@haruki514 it’s just a little joke he made to deny that he killed the guy
It's the choice of words used
the gun only holds 6 bullets he also said he shot him with his 9 mm that gun was a revolver free GUN RACK
Reloading?
still not a 9mm gun
there are 9mm revolvers, but none that would be with that long of a barrel.
+C Lau but not of the long ass variety
...they're just words. 😏
After working at Red Lobster, this becomes a must watch tradition for me every November 9th
If it ain't Young thugs
Lol "a gun of the long ass variety"
some seaweed in there too
😂😂😂😂
Louise are you a girl with a name of the long ass variety?
Angel Hernandub "some seaweed in there too"
Screw the comedy where can I download this song?
Ailuridaek3k「a0z.universe 」 shit was low key fire
Ailuridaek3k「a0z.universe 」 has anyone made it to where you could download this album?
Ailuridaek3k「a0z.universe 」 limewire
Ailuridaek3k「a0z.universe 」 u can find it on youtube
Salty Bro? Where?
Gunna going down like this
Who’s hear after Fulton County Judge ruled Young Thug’s lyrics can be used against him in trial?
Right here
“If i had to identify it, i would call it a gun, of the long ass variety” lmao. That is one of the funniest lines from the whole show imo
Rick Salab yes
“Some seaweed in there too.”
👀 👁️👁️ 👀 I said Biiiiiiiiitch
My favorite part
"Stroke my chin real slow when I'm lyin" lol lol lol. Man I love this show.
lol. Rappers do really put their business out on their tracks
Alpha Rakama they do don't they 😂😂😂
My little sis and I are cracking up cuz of these guys on Comedy Central right now! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cassie Mike I'm watching a marathon as well 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
LMA😂.....Key & Peele are crazy. Gonna miss this show
Key & Peele will live on forever. Incredible writers, incredible performers, totally dialed in to the details that make things funny / ridiculous. It's no surprise that they continue being successful in their careers.
They have about 10 skits that alone are better than the last 30 years of SNL.
It's November 9th, 2023 here in the Philippines and this is the first thing I remembered today 😂😂😂
This skit actually shows how much of a genius key and peele are.
And you're here on your computer typing away doing the exact same thing. I'll be waiting on that cure, punk.
When I used the word "genius" I was speaking of the duos ability with comedy, and writing. There is more ways to be a genius than within the scientific field. If the topic was homelessness or the poverty stricken people of America and Africa, I would not have spoken of this comedy duo. Instead, I would have spoken of a person that was making headway within those two areas. However, the topic is this old sketch comedy show and more specifically this particular skit.
Marcus Vachon it’s okay, I think Otto needs to feel better about himself by announcing his charitable deeds.
Im not sure a good deed is good once it has to be announced, if you do good then you just do it, there is no need for explanation or to think about it. Unless there is an alternative motive to the action, such as recognition or praise. Now I’m not saying that Otto is doing it for such reasons but, I’m just throwing words out there.
I agree with you.
I also feel that some people will look for something negative to complain about. By applauding Key and Peele's comedic abilities, I gave Otto a reason to complain.
Marcus Vachon Completely childish responses isn’t it xD
Though Key and Peele are just amazing at what they do aren’t they.
Nouns, adjectives... they just happen to be in a dope order. LOL
Mike it’s all wordplay when you think about it 😂 pure poetry over a beat
One of the best lines.
@
Yeah, that's how rapping works. Nothing's got more rhythm than poetry and rap
Yeah rap = rhythm and poetry
Searched for this specifically today, didn't know/remember it has November 9th in the lyrics.
RIP Darnell Simmons
On this day Darnell Simmons lost his life. R.I.P Darnell. Your legacy lives on in this song.
We go to Red Lobster every November 9th in honor of Darnell Simmons. RIP DS.
Chuck M I am down
Chuck M Nov 9th is my actual birthday
same lol
f
The 5 year anniversary of Darnell's death.
Drake October 29 and waiting
6 today
As an artist who enjoys making songs that are basically horror movies, 100% fictional and character based....I've always thought that gangster rap was the ultimate bs or the ultimate confession
RIP Darnell, you left us too soon
Does anyone even watch Comedy Central for something else?
South Park.
South park, workaholics and broad city.
Workaholics
Inside Amy schumer was pretty cool, and now its gone. God danm it dd
I used to watch it for The Daily Show.... ;~;
Nobody's going to say anything about the fact that his album was a cassette tape
Maybe sketch took place in the 80s or 90s idk.
West Coast Gangsta Rap was dead by 1995... and you must be the last human on earth to know this.
@@skandababy it wasn't though more like 2002
yes it was... this first "iteration" was anyway... the one he's clearly mocking here.
Lol
Today is November 9th. RIP Darnell
Just realized the other detective at the end plays Kevin in Better Call Saul.
"I would called a gun of the long ass variety"😂
Dwarf Rehab nice job quoting it incorrectly
nah, u just fucked up.
Seviexe Did I hurt yours too? Sorry I didn't know how many pussies use CZcams
Dwarf Rehab lol
Dwarf Rehab some sea weed in there too
I come here every November 9th, to pay my respects. R.I.P
Wow I can't believe It's been another year, I'm back again to pay my respects. We love you Darnell, not a day goes by where you aren't terribly missed.
Another year has come and gone. This one snuck up on me, so I don't have anything else to say other than R.I.P
Made it later than useal this time, but I'm here. Here's to another year without you my man.
@watergod 83 the death of darnell simmons
@@jeffreeepstein1175 Thanks Jeffree you've always been a stand up guy.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@WREDog your welcome
@@jeffreeepstein1175 His welcome? Or is it still your’s? How far apart are _you’re_ contractions now? I'm so confused. 🤪
"Rap Snitches. Tellin all they business. Show up to court and be their own star witness."
That song is real lol.
RIP Doom
This aged well in 2024
“ I have no idea what that object is. If I had to identify it, I would call it a gun, of the long a$$ variety” 😂😂😂
“Detective, I hate to break it to you, I ain’t kill nobody” the facial expression is way too funny 😂
Break it to you*
Thats whut ive been saying🤣🤣🤣jordan is soooo funny man
Bruh i cant stop laughing at that😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂
“I confess that shellfish is the only thing that rhymes with ‘tell this.’”
Dude, by this standard, anything that rhymes with “shellfish” rhymes with “tell this.” That would include “selfish.”
Looks like I finally put a hole in this case. Justice for Darnell. #Nov9 #NeverForget #GoneTooSoon
"This is my confession, admissible in court" omfg
That shit was fire tho
CHEAH
Zack Pantos lmao
***** better than dre's new shit
For real. I wanna buy that album.
You are literally everywhere
It’s November 9th and I will watch this skit annually on November 9th
Suddenly I recognise that Kevin Wachtell from Better Call Saul is Key's boss.
"If there's one thing I cannot abide, it's a man who won't own up to his mistakes."
i swear these guys could play any role,race,gender,etc so amazingly
And you comment it under a video where they Play two Black people ?
I was thinking the same lol
@@Bayer04lev @ u
@Rainer's: so all black people are gangster rappers or rappers? Think about your comment.
@@Sundertje nah the majority are mexicans
Stroke my chin real slow when I'm lying, lmfao
nice
And I was laughing super hard as Darnell was dying
+PedloProductions Its A Concept Album
And he was stroking it too
Came here, cuz it was November 9th. I might start doing this yearly.
Kenjuan McDaniel news reminded me of this sketch
It was the dopest song he ever wrote.
in '94.
Im talkin bout george W smith, from city council. He ran out in oakland, 93. you probably didnt hear about him
I wrote this song a long time ago, a real long time ago. Way before slim shaddy was in demand.Way before we dropped bologna on Afganistan
I wrote this song in 94
Come up at yo crib like CJ from San Andreas
I love the fuck out of you guys hahah. Now imma go watch that episode ahhahah. Sad how many people will not know the reference hahah.
Nouns and adjectives that just happen to be in a dope ass order 😂
Barbaros B omfg i died at that part and the mobster part!😂😂😂😂😂
I come back to watch this every November 9th
It’s just crazy to me. This was recorded eight years ago and they still doing this 2024.🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Ynw melly when the fbi plays him murder on my mind
U made it here before me 😂
Literally 😂💀💀💀
@@mastershadowreaper CLEAR! don't leave me here bring your ass back 😂
Derek Olavarria murder on his record.
Y’all stupid stupid that song came out before the murder stupid
The only reason I'm subscribed to Comedy Central
Me too haha
DragonFruit you could just save the playlist, it won't show in your sub box but it is easily accessible
Fr tho
I'm sad to say this but this is key and peele's final season
Jacob Hutton whaaaarrrrrtttttt ;-;
9 years ago today 😔
We came full, circle Thursday November 9th