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  • #MariaBamford on love songs, her online dating profile, and her opinion on religion.
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Komentáře • 307

  • @banks-xyz
    @banks-xyz Před 7 lety +129

    "eHarmingme". This woman is genius.

  • @orangemage9522
    @orangemage9522 Před 4 lety +69

    How are people not laughing at this? That set was killer and she didn't let the boring audience slow her down at all. Champion!!

    • @TNT-km2eg
      @TNT-km2eg Před 6 měsíci

      Some call it a loser

    • @trishsinis5301
      @trishsinis5301 Před 16 dny

      it is something how hard it would be to continue to perform.

  • @DanButcher303
    @DanButcher303 Před 4 lety +103

    This audience is killing me. Maria is hilarious. I was lucky enough to meet her last year. She was soooo nice and very generous.

  • @kevinozbirn4465
    @kevinozbirn4465 Před 4 lety +132

    "I'm trying to find the Exxon within..." is straight genius.

    • @Marcus_C51
      @Marcus_C51 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah, THAT was quite inventive to the extreme!

  • @user-yw4fh4pw3q
    @user-yw4fh4pw3q Před rokem +21

    The only comedian whose set I watch 2 times in order to get everything I missed the first time. She's so brilliant.

  • @ConcaCon
    @ConcaCon Před 8 lety +348

    Her sarcasm is on an otherworldly level. It's so layered.

    • @ogaustin1372
      @ogaustin1372 Před 3 lety +5

      Yes well said was thinking the same. It's fantasticly varigated anger, beautiful multi-faacited anger.

    • @Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq
      @Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq Před 9 měsíci +1

      Onion level... or better.

    • @cecicestmoi
      @cecicestmoi Před 4 měsíci

      i think you mean unhinged and weird lol. but thanks for playing

  • @boulshyte8932
    @boulshyte8932 Před 6 lety +76

    "best dressed shall be the worst dressed and worst dressed shall be the best dressed" got me the most

  • @sergioropo3019
    @sergioropo3019 Před 5 lety +42

    Pure gold. Too good and intelligent for the mainstream.

  • @daves6503
    @daves6503 Před 5 lety +130

    She may be the most cerebral comic ever to do comedy.
    This crowd doesn't get her......

  • @ScreaminSavior
    @ScreaminSavior Před 8 lety +58

    I love how many voices she does. I love how she has a super "normal" voice and that weird Marcel the Shell type one hahah.

  • @spinnact
    @spinnact Před 3 lety +13

    How are they not pissing themselves at "Is this no longer relevant?" Maria is just brilliant.

  • @Liface
    @Liface Před 8 lety +326

    This audience is not feeling it, I would be dying. One of her best sets!

    • @Airehcaz
      @Airehcaz Před 8 lety +6

      I know right

    • @johannesgh90
      @johannesgh90 Před 8 lety +2

      I think it's the soundguy's fault, the laughs seem so consistently only a small portion of the room unless she gets loud so probably it's that only few people can hear her for most of it. My guess anyway.

    • @troygardner1610
      @troygardner1610 Před 7 lety +1

      Liface it's just the sound ( directional mic), look at the audience faces exposed teeth smiles raised eyebrows they are enjoying it, but they may be recording directly off the mic she's using rather than remixing for the video ( common in live shoots minimal gear/team)

    • @gorillanutswilson
      @gorillanutswilson Před 7 lety +3

      Nicolaj Nielsen Ohhh, you're so lucky. You're normal!! Like, if you were a color you'd be beige? Mmmmm, I can smell your bland lack of personality through my cellphone screen. Who's your totes fave tho, Amy Schumer?? She's a riot and so original.

    • @simplymad6283
      @simplymad6283 Před 7 lety +2

      I disagree, looking at their faces they were fucking mesmerized lmao

  • @agreen182
    @agreen182 Před 6 lety +323

    I know I couldn't be friends with this audience. Anyone who doesn't get Maria is not worth knowing

    • @xo4812
      @xo4812 Před 5 lety +5

      agreen182 that's a heartless sentiment.

    • @uremawifenowdave
      @uremawifenowdave Před 4 lety +14

      Yet it’s the truth none the less.

    • @aternialaffsalot
      @aternialaffsalot Před 4 lety +3

      she's just not that funny here, she has done better

    • @headphonic8
      @headphonic8 Před 4 lety +1

      @@aternialaffsalot I think her jokes here are great, but the pacing is so quick that it's hard to react when she jumps from one joke to another with no breathing room.

    • @chancestockman
      @chancestockman Před 3 lety

      Yeah they came from a Mormon Retreat or something.

  • @thaprofessa420
    @thaprofessa420 Před 7 lety +319

    damn these squares aren't weird enough to understand the genius

  • @kinsmed
    @kinsmed Před 5 lety +29

    I've got it it. I know why Bam-Bam is so good and beloved.
    She is the only comedian that has the guts to share the internal monologue (we all have) with us.

  • @steerpike66
    @steerpike66 Před 5 lety +109

    She's too subtle and fluid for most people, who need you to crash the cymbals and honk a horn to let them know where the jokes are.

    • @Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq
      @Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq Před 9 měsíci

      But...does it take one ,to know one ?...specific to your scenario. Asking for a friend.

  • @joerogers1492
    @joerogers1492 Před 4 lety +50

    The way she slips into a “hot girl” voice reminds me of Melissa Villasenor

    • @aranadiscoteca1816
      @aranadiscoteca1816 Před 4 lety +8

      I think you mean the way Maria Villasenor slips into “hot girl” voice reminds you of Maria Bamford
      My dream threesome

  • @GwazaJuse
    @GwazaJuse Před rokem +9

    This is one of the best works of art that there ever has been. What a next level comic. Comic of my dreams. Truly exceptional performer.

  • @wolfwind1
    @wolfwind1 Před 5 lety +30

    She is fearless whatever you might think.

  • @francescamadrid9051
    @francescamadrid9051 Před 4 lety +20

    I cracked up at 0:08 when she caught herself "I hope every where... oh no..." 🤣

  • @darrenwells3642
    @darrenwells3642 Před 7 lety +37

    "E-Harming me" hahaha!

    • @shepergames3734
      @shepergames3734 Před 5 lety

      that got me good and parasail-glide-biking.... that's the one. time to update my resume

    • @TheKanashimishow
      @TheKanashimishow Před 4 lety

      That line hit me like a sucker punch

  • @Lollita23
    @Lollita23 Před 5 lety +30

    I sleep hard, I dream harder😂

    • @Marcus_C51
      @Marcus_C51 Před 3 lety

      I love that line!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Juventinos
    @Juventinos Před 8 lety +57

    what a genius. ridiculous how good she is.

  • @dalicloud9
    @dalicloud9 Před 7 lety +26

    i love her so much. her puala dean is fantastic...."jellllly beeans"

  • @crowbotalotvictorious1817
    @crowbotalotvictorious1817 Před 5 lety +53

    I'll rest when I'm dead, I'll rest when I'm Ted. And I'll NEVER be that guy.
    Omfg I'm sorry excited to see her Saturday!

  • @esha102691
    @esha102691 Před 4 lety +8

    She is a brilliant comedian. One of the funniest I've ever seen.

  • @blackoutgo2597
    @blackoutgo2597 Před 7 lety +12

    i lost it at international conglomerate XDXDXDXD

  • @rayyeates1873
    @rayyeates1873 Před 3 lety +4

    Best impression of Paula Dean I’ve ever seen

  • @scottmasson3039
    @scottmasson3039 Před 4 lety +10

    I’ve always thought she was brilliant. I remember seeing stuff from her years and years ago, and just having my mind blown. She’s next level for sure.

  • @Amelia-hu8vc
    @Amelia-hu8vc Před 5 lety +11

    I love the hell out of this!! Her voices are fantastic!!! I wonder where it all comes from, I just love it💜

  • @Caribbean_King
    @Caribbean_King Před 4 lety +12

    She's the type of comic you smoke a bowl of sativa to and then listen. Funny woman.

  • @ogaustin1372
    @ogaustin1372 Před 7 lety +31

    thanks Maria you have no idea how much you help. i love your comedy.

  • @jamescrowther1234
    @jamescrowther1234 Před 7 lety +42

    She's so damn entertaining

  • @SANITIZEDINC
    @SANITIZEDINC Před 7 lety +32

    Good gawd, she's brilliant.

  • @Lair69
    @Lair69 Před 6 lety +14

    .. this Lady ROCKS!! She's deep..and ya gotta listen, but when you do.. OHMYGAWWD!

  • @RavensAgenda1
    @RavensAgenda1 Před 3 lety +6

    The voice work, the delivery, the timing, the otherworldly sense of funny.....she's one of the best

  • @paulgallagher5889
    @paulgallagher5889 Před 3 lety +3

    She is born of pure comedy! One of a kind!!

  • @damaygo1742
    @damaygo1742 Před 5 lety +7

    I never get enough of the Puala Dean One 😂

  • @opsn2863
    @opsn2863 Před 8 lety +7

    Omg she is the best. That "bonjour mon ami" at the end though rofl

  • @starrmusiclive
    @starrmusiclive Před 5 lety +5

    Maria is a genius!!

  • @maximuswedgie5149
    @maximuswedgie5149 Před 5 lety +11

    This woman is a genius

  • @gracieb.3054
    @gracieb.3054 Před 5 lety +11

    ROTFL at her Paula Deen impression.

  • @ElMoShApPiNeSs
    @ElMoShApPiNeSs Před 7 lety +71

    How the hell does she do the normal person voice so well? Or is she putting on a voice for *her* 'normal voice'.

    • @arccv
      @arccv Před 7 lety +5

      She once said that she has the same queavering voice as her mother and sister. As she is a voice actress, I think she chooses the one she grew up with for her everyday life, or shit would get very confusing very fast

    • @suk4honesty
      @suk4honesty Před 6 lety +2

      The same as any other comedian/actor does impressions

    • @comanchio1976
      @comanchio1976 Před 5 lety +5

      @@arccv I don't think she chooses it - it's the one that's easiest and most natural.
      She can only do the lower pitched "normal" sounding voice for so long - as it puts a strain on her throat.

  • @anj8122
    @anj8122 Před 4 lety +3

    when she does that whispering voice it reminds me of those snl skits where jason sudeikis is an mc and will forte’s one of the weird people who keeps interrupting him

  • @Nickohlessa
    @Nickohlessa Před 8 lety +17

    Maria is the best

  • @madnessbydesign1415
    @madnessbydesign1415 Před 4 lety +9

    Brilliant. She was way ahead of her time. Still is... :)

  • @rabbitss11
    @rabbitss11 Před 6 lety +7

    what a terrific crowd! (of corpses)

    • @davidfloren5339
      @davidfloren5339 Před 3 lety

      The irony being of she's "killing it" then the audience must be "dead"

  • @dashdandelion3681
    @dashdandelion3681 Před 10 měsíci +1

    COMEDY AT IT'S BEST. ahead of its time, super authentic, love her so much. lady dynamite is EXCELLENT as well. and as a collab with arrested development's mitch hurwitz it became a kind of arrested development in an alternate universe 2 decades later. brilliant!

  • @The_New_Abnormal_World_Order

    She is my new favourite comedian, anyone who says that women comics aren't as funny as men needs to see Maria Bamford!!

  • @Darkmatter105
    @Darkmatter105 Před 8 lety +13

    She looks so amazing with long hair. Snatch.bomb

  • @remoteportal
    @remoteportal Před 5 lety +5

    She is amazing!

  • @greggarber9109
    @greggarber9109 Před 2 měsíci

    I love her. While I was surprised, the audience didn’t seem to laugh much, I also find myself just listening and looking at her mesmerized by the things she’s doing and saying, sometimes you forget to laugh. She’s incredible. If you haven’t watched her sitcom, Lady dynamite, on Netflix, you’re missing out.

  • @tylerjamesnewton1422
    @tylerjamesnewton1422 Před 7 lety +43

    How is she bombing? This is funny and the crowd is ridiculous

    • @shemhutson4459
      @shemhutson4459 Před 4 lety

      Language barrier?

    • @TruthWiz
      @TruthWiz Před 4 lety +4

      It's the audience bombing. She's killing it. :)

    • @kevinmathewson4272
      @kevinmathewson4272 Před 4 lety +3

      Doesn't feel like she's bombing. It's a little quiet in there, but appreciative. The laughs aren't the biggest but they're taking in the art.

    • @irenemax3574
      @irenemax3574 Před 4 lety +4

      Kevin Mathewson Yes! I agree; they’re afraid to laugh cos they might miss something: she rarely pauses to appreciate the laughter.

    • @TheExit27
      @TheExit27 Před 3 lety

      Not that funny

  • @marcoglara2012
    @marcoglara2012 Před 7 lety +17

    Yea, the crowd was rough at first. Bamford is a treasure.
    Too many hack comics these days
    * cough * *Amy Schumer* cough cough*

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle Před 3 lety

      Sounds like you have a terrible condition known as amy shumer... causes a burning... amy Schumer may be the sign of a serious or worsening condition

  • @lissy_love64
    @lissy_love64 Před 8 lety +9

    definitely didn't cater to me, but the creativity is there, and thats what matters to me. keep doing what you're doing Maria

  • @_robustus_
    @_robustus_ Před 5 lety +7

    I wish the audience would share just a small portion of their valium with me....

  • @cryptiecreep
    @cryptiecreep Před 3 lety +2

    Her Paula Deen killed me

  • @Damagedbyher
    @Damagedbyher Před 4 lety +29

    What's funny with Maria it's even in her craziest lines, there's a simple, amazing, clever joke. It's just wrapped in psychotics

  • @JimmyDeLock
    @JimmyDeLock Před 5 lety +3

    Wish I could see you act in a movie, your facial expressions are worth a million.

  • @jasoncorr4619
    @jasoncorr4619 Před 7 lety +6

    Why is she not massive here in Scotland and the rest of the U.K. Yet? She is brilliant

    • @uremawifenowdave
      @uremawifenowdave Před 4 lety

      I know this is an old comment, but I had to reply. Frankie Boyle rates her as one of the best comedians today. She continuously blows me away.

  • @Cronos-ms3pw
    @Cronos-ms3pw Před 4 lety +4

    my god, she's so friggin good.

  • @kramer1372
    @kramer1372 Před 3 lety +1

    .. “.. is that Bob Dylan?”.. hahaha

  • @kentremendous5112
    @kentremendous5112 Před 4 lety +3

    This woman is amazing

  • @TerrillFischer
    @TerrillFischer Před 4 lety +2

    "Turn to page 37 in your People Magazine and Read the parable of Miss Kirstie Alley."

  • @goremei9326
    @goremei9326 Před 4 lety +1

    I love seeing all the comments saying the audience is shit, bc the audience is SHIT!!!😭
    Bamford’s so brave to do this. I could never, ever.
    Too good for most people...
    A misunderstood misfit that has helped the world and people like me.
    Love u forever mum

  • @ceceliamm
    @ceceliamm Před 6 lety +31

    What's wrong with this audience? She is brilliant!

  • @mjoyyourself
    @mjoyyourself Před 7 lety +3

    i love maria so much!!

  • @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp
    @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp Před 7 měsíci +1

    She is so unique... I love her!

  • @DEFW21
    @DEFW21 Před rokem +1

    Her TV preacher is so good

  • @Sunshineshawaii
    @Sunshineshawaii Před 2 lety

    Love you Maria! You're my favorite comedian.

  • @classixdrummer
    @classixdrummer Před 6 lety +4

    Genius, beautiful, brave.

  • @christinarasmobeymer
    @christinarasmobeymer Před 6 lety +4

    I saw her a couple days ago in Tampa! She is the best and Jackie Kashian too.

  • @xeropunt5749
    @xeropunt5749 Před 5 lety +3

    Legendary

  • @robertacheson5976
    @robertacheson5976 Před 7 lety +19

    Awful crowd

  • @chrismoreno2394
    @chrismoreno2394 Před 4 lety +2

    Love you Maria.

  • @jonathanpotter7039
    @jonathanpotter7039 Před 3 lety +1

    Bamford and I are on the exact same wavelength 😂

  • @kronk358
    @kronk358 Před 3 lety +1

    The Paula Dean was great! I havent seen that one anywhere else.

  • @spookytortellini6038
    @spookytortellini6038 Před 5 lety +2

    I've always had the biggest crush on her. Side note, as hilarious as she is, it's also pretty funny to pay attention to the camera trying to keep her in center frame as she likes to sway back in forth.

  • @nickalexander8561
    @nickalexander8561 Před 8 lety +56

    its like a split personality comedy show

  • @Spike294
    @Spike294 Před 7 lety +7

    Don't get how they didn't at least audibly chuckle at the dating stuff early on

  • @tedgey4286
    @tedgey4286 Před 4 lety +2

    A lot of places the sound doesn't pick up audience reaction that well. I can't imagine they're as passive as would appear

  • @McL0VINNN
    @McL0VINNN Před 6 lety +3

    I would for her to say "Charlieeeee let's go to candy mountain"

  • @mikeg6606
    @mikeg6606 Před 6 lety

    FMD That was OUTSTANDING !

  • @tulam2589
    @tulam2589 Před 5 lety +2

    WHOA. AMAZING!

  • @louisemagill8295
    @louisemagill8295 Před 3 lety +1

    Oh my God, I love her 🤣🤣

  • @nickpaduano2068
    @nickpaduano2068 Před rokem

    Mixed feelings cause I love her but when she saw audience was NOT getting she could turned it around I LOVED IT!!!❤

  • @jeffdawson2786
    @jeffdawson2786 Před rokem +2

    Too advanced for her time, and for this audience. I’m crying from laughing so hard because I’m either too smart or insane.

  • @joshkillian2375
    @joshkillian2375 Před 4 lety +1

    I adore her so much :)

  • @templemusa6884
    @templemusa6884 Před 4 lety +1

    Literally the best female comedian EVER! Doesn't give a fuck if you don't get her style, she stays the course. If you don't think she's funny, you at least have to respect her.

  • @brandontylerburt
    @brandontylerburt Před 10 měsíci

    I think the people who don't get Maria Bamford's material are the same misogynists who say that women can't be comedians. Where do such ideas come from? Anybody with ears and a brain can see she's one of the best comics around today.

  • @callen8908
    @callen8908 Před 10 měsíci +1

    My gawd she’s hilarious!

  • @galigyal399
    @galigyal399 Před 7 lety +1

    that closing botox joke.....fucking genius

  • @jwelch5742
    @jwelch5742 Před 6 měsíci

    CatDog was Maria Bamford's first experience voice acting, and one of her first experiences acting professionally in general. Prior, she had worked at Nickelodeon as a receptionist.

  • @milesmoose
    @milesmoose Před rokem +2

    I can’t imagine being as dead inside as this audience.

  • @samholder196
    @samholder196 Před 4 lety +1

    that third world/exxon within joke is NEXT LEVEL

  • @lukesky7934
    @lukesky7934 Před 3 lety

    She’s absolutely crazy and I love it!

  • @AgentShoelace
    @AgentShoelace Před 8 lety +1

    best love songs on the coast impression

  • @adryanrockenbach6772
    @adryanrockenbach6772 Před 7 lety +3

    Maria Bamford! I love you!! 55yo, Chicago guy represen--- iiiiin !!!!

  • @svporqueno
    @svporqueno Před 9 měsíci

    Good god she is an absolute genius and beyond this world.

  • @itsjourdon
    @itsjourdon Před 3 lety

    Her bow lmfao