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  • Comedian Ali Macofsky jokes about her dad's wild smoking habits, dealing with middle school bullies, and her extensive kegel workout routine in her new Don't Tell Comedy set!
    Don’t Tell Comedy produces weekly shows in 100+ cities across the US in unique locations for a one-of-a-kind comedy experience! The location is kept a secret until the day of the show and the performers are a secret until they hit the stage! Check out our website for upcoming live shows in your city! www.donttellcomedy.com
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    Ali Macofsky is a comedian based out of Los Angeles. She was selected as a New Face of Comedy at the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in 2022. Her stand up has received millions of views online. Ali can be found headlining comedy clubs across the country showcasing her incredibly personal, witty, and observant material which has captivated audiences.
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    Credits:
    Written and Performed by Ali Macofsky
    Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner
    VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
    Live Events Manager: Drew Platt
    Co-Directors: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer
    Director of Photography: Mark Davis
    Gaffer: Michael Tellup
    Swing: Mikyla Jonck
    Camera Operators:
    Amelia Asilis
    John Barrett
    Angelo Clarizio
    Lauren Doyle
    Brooke Mueller
    Editor: Jordan Tetewsky
    Color Correction: Jordan Tetewsky
    Sound Recordist: Alex Gilroy
    Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows
    Graphics: Megan Hunter
    Production Assistants:
    Rachel Bershad
    Jonathan Garcia
    Z Gregorio
    Megan Hunter
    Photographer: Matt Misisco ( / mattmisiscostudios )
    Special thanks to our generous hosts, Dive N Surf in Redondo Beach, CA
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Komentáře • 148

  • @rodrickee
    @rodrickee Před 2 měsíci +103

    "use your feet if you have to" 💀

  • @_NewtonMeter
    @_NewtonMeter Před 2 měsíci +54

    "You have really long sideburns" I'M CALLED OUT

  • @joshc7656
    @joshc7656 Před měsícem +15

    "The length of a modest couch in cigar" holy hell lol

  • @NolitaWerrett
    @NolitaWerrett Před 2 měsíci +59

    Food service 10! LOL!

  • @unicrn-xj5mq
    @unicrn-xj5mq Před 2 měsíci +42

    pssys getting SWOLE😂😂😂😂

  • @user-fj6kk1vo8n
    @user-fj6kk1vo8n Před 2 měsíci +25

    "5 cigars is a loser amount of cigars" 😂

  • @mrthpotter
    @mrthpotter Před 2 měsíci +51

    “Dry douching protein powder” fucking dead

  • @katdog9786
    @katdog9786 Před 2 měsíci +63

    Had a crush on a boy in college, found out his name was Larry and that killed it for me. Great set!

    • @themaggattack
      @themaggattack Před 2 měsíci +1

      Same- but his name was Harry. Even worse! 😆

    • @tidesofsilk4730
      @tidesofsilk4730 Před 2 měsíci

      @@themaggattackbut what about Harry Potter?

    • @SnifferSock
      @SnifferSock Před měsícem +4

      ​@@tidesofsilk4730but Larry Potter tho 😂

    • @tidesofsilk4730
      @tidesofsilk4730 Před měsícem

      @@SnifferSock ok for some reason that was unexpected and also…not sure about Larry potter😂

    • @EmperorDxD
      @EmperorDxD Před měsícem

      ​@@SnifferSockso he literally L Potter

  • @bunnycat4153
    @bunnycat4153 Před 2 měsíci +15

    Wait. She is the chick who used to cruise Omegle live!!! She is hella funny, I’m so stoked to see her on a Don’t Tell stage!

  • @baddiebutters
    @baddiebutters Před 2 měsíci +26

    Poor Larry whoever watching this 😂

    • @Facetiously.Esoteric
      @Facetiously.Esoteric Před měsícem +1

      Nah. Larry dodged a bullet. I'm sure seeing this he is relieved.

  • @datnillavondizzle
    @datnillavondizzle Před 2 měsíci +14

    I wasnt expecting all that towards the end! Well played Ali!!!!

  • @claudettewaites641
    @claudettewaites641 Před 2 měsíci +25

    It has 2 many Flaps,I 💀💀💀😂😂

  • @luciannebeans6679
    @luciannebeans6679 Před 2 měsíci +127

    When your biggest complaint about your parents is how uncool they are, you are blessed.

    • @HeavyZCH
      @HeavyZCH Před 2 měsíci +48

      She said her mother was an alcoholic? And stopped talking about her.

    • @Whocareslol420
      @Whocareslol420 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@HeavyZCH Large percentage of the world population are alcoholic or addicted to a substance. Doesn't make them bad people.

    • @loveandro6074
      @loveandro6074 Před 2 měsíci +25

      Isn’t this a…comedy set?? Are you new to this concept of..jokes??

    • @natehollings
      @natehollings Před 2 měsíci +12

      You must've missed the alcoholic mother comment. Narcissism usually goes hand in hand with alcoholism

    • @losfogo7149
      @losfogo7149 Před 2 měsíci +11

      God forbid someone has a nice childhood

  • @JulieWulie12
    @JulieWulie12 Před 2 měsíci +13

    Lmao, great set Ali! can't wait for the next one 😂

  • @bruceleewayne8252
    @bruceleewayne8252 Před 2 měsíci +16

    Aw dang the McDonald’s 10 is too real. Old folks use to come to my jobs and stare deeply into me and be like “what do you dream of doing ……?” Lol that was always all it would take for me to quit the next day or walk out that night 😂😂 mfs come thru and see potential in me, talk up a bright future for me and I’d be like you know what, they are so right, fk this jobbbbbbbb sht man 😂😂

    • @mopnem
      @mopnem Před měsícem

      If you’re a dude this isn’t…this is an L take

    • @JacyndaMinor
      @JacyndaMinor Před měsícem +4

      @@mopnemI disagree somewhat, I think it’s only an L take if you’re not bettering yourself afterwards. I mean, quitting a job without a backup and being susceptible to influence on such a level that you make rash decisions isn’t ideal, but if you’re engendering a protective need to provide guidance and encouragement from strangers, that can be a strength. Only if you’re smart about it, you can find mentorship and success through those relationships - otherwise you just go through life draining people who see potential in you until you ultimately take too much and they never want to see you again.
      I’ve always inspired hostility from higher ups though, so what do I know !

    • @anna-fleurfarnsworth104
      @anna-fleurfarnsworth104 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@JacyndaMinor how do you know how much to take in situation where you are being mentored? Your comment sounds very wise and resonated with me.

    • @JacyndaMinor
      @JacyndaMinor Před měsícem

      @@anna-fleurfarnsworth104 well thanks for that! I’d say you should only accept, not take, from mentors. And it should be mostly information, and volunteered by them. So if your mentor is any good, you should be able to ask them what kind of a trajectory they see for you. Where they think you should focus your energies. See if there’s a timeline, a goal, that they’ve got in mind they’ll be trying to reach with you.
      Sometimes a mentor is a sparse, but lifelong relationship that you only work with for a short time at initially and then every 6 years or so you call them up and ask for their advice on a big decision. I think the key here is to not waste their time. Not to ask them to do any unnecessary or extra steps to help you, like read a contract or look at a huge list of options and help you decide. If they tell you to read a book, read the book before you ask them for help with the subject the book was on. If they refer you to some system or resource for clarification, do what they said before you ask them another related question.
      Often people will have many mentors in their life, for different areas of development/expertise/access. I think it’s best to open with a simpler question, yet not something so simple you could’ve just googled it. More of like, a prep question that’s gonna help you know where to go from there. This is the biggest issue I see with younger people trying to get some advice or wisdom lately, they tend to completely breeze past all of the existing, applicable places that would just answer the question and they choose to waste the time of an expert demanding answers to redundant or asinine questions.
      My husband and I have this knowing look we exchange when I am handed some rando’s sketchbook. As an artist, I get more brand spanking new artists coming up to me telling me that they love my art, and then just shoving their drawings in my face immediately. Dude- I have never, not once, asked someone I looked up to to look at my drawings, paintings, anything. And these fools are handing me full sketchbooks!
      lol I hope I been a little bit answered your question I got a little side tracked

  • @UldisBiz
    @UldisBiz Před 2 měsíci +2

    Good jokes. You are really funny, Ali. Can't wait to see more of your stand-up.

  • @hugh_james
    @hugh_james Před měsícem

    Love the deadpan firecrackers!

  • @travelwithmestranger
    @travelwithmestranger Před měsícem

    Second half was good 😂😂😂

  • @OvSpP
    @OvSpP Před měsícem +3

    It’s always sounded funny the way Ali says gay

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Před 2 měsíci

    Gratitude list was great !

  • @orionlevine3070
    @orionlevine3070 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Yeah Ali!!!

  • @momoroxy
    @momoroxy Před 2 měsíci +8

    Only cool Larry I’ve ever met was Larry the Barry (baritone saxophone) in middle school

  • @arminegasparyan1619
    @arminegasparyan1619 Před měsícem

    You are awesome Ali!!! I love you!!! Keep the fun up!!!!!! 😂❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @asynchronicity
    @asynchronicity Před měsícem +3

    Good stuff!❤

  • @qwerwerterytrtyutyuiyuiouiop
    @qwerwerterytrtyutyuiyuiouiop Před měsícem +1

    impressive, great crafted set

  • @OSWF248
    @OSWF248 Před měsícem +2

    Great set

  • @P71ScrewHead
    @P71ScrewHead Před 2 měsíci

    The Cable guy..lol

  • @mrxcitement272
    @mrxcitement272 Před 2 měsíci +1

    loved her

  • @romelldawkins5515
    @romelldawkins5515 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Good set 😂

  • @tbwatch88
    @tbwatch88 Před dnem

    the sounds of silence. she's so wow. brutal.

  • @SheriffofYouTube
    @SheriffofYouTube Před 2 měsíci +2

    she's a keeper

  • @Kokujhin
    @Kokujhin Před 2 měsíci +1

    Saved the best for last clearly 😂

  • @econhelp583
    @econhelp583 Před 16 dny

    Good set, definitely a food service 10.❤

  • @OfficialOGBossman
    @OfficialOGBossman Před 2 měsíci +1

    Ali is great

  • @peterwillis1458
    @peterwillis1458 Před 2 měsíci +5

    You look like Nicholas Cage.

  • @thatboilazarus
    @thatboilazarus Před měsícem +1

    bruh 🤣

  • @loveandro6074
    @loveandro6074 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Great lesbianism jokes. lol. She’s got a little bit of Robby Hoffman going on too “you hear about this?”

  • @TRAVIESO_NA
    @TRAVIESO_NA Před 2 měsíci +5

    I thought the title said Lobsters are Lesbians

  • @wharris123184
    @wharris123184 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Fun fact: Sad Larry from C&H is based off of Ali’s dad.

  • @jasonsmith530
    @jasonsmith530 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Happy Father’s Day

  • @iannis1284
    @iannis1284 Před měsícem +1

    5:54 🧐

  • @JLoveJasminLove
    @JLoveJasminLove Před 28 dny

    @1:02 hahhaaaaaaa oh my gosh. Yep.

  • @jeremy0_9
    @jeremy0_9 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Freaking love u

  • @MamaTreNiner
    @MamaTreNiner Před 2 měsíci +1

    😂🤣😂🤣

  • @rajatalha1856
    @rajatalha1856 Před 2 měsíci +1

    started slow finished strong

  • @MrBrownnn696
    @MrBrownnn696 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Lmfao… omg

  • @eatyourvegetables1017
    @eatyourvegetables1017 Před 2 měsíci +1

    lol good set !

  • @LauraAntoniolli-jt6qo
    @LauraAntoniolli-jt6qo Před měsícem +1

    I have a girl crush on this woman, lol. 😂

  • @jonathanrobinson3726
    @jonathanrobinson3726 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Is Larry just Jerry from Rick and morey or parks and rec

  • @paigechavez9232
    @paigechavez9232 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Hello Alex

  • @sKitZoBonKa
    @sKitZoBonKa Před 2 měsíci

    Protein powder 😂

  • @olikah4667
    @olikah4667 Před 17 dny

    P90X 😂😂😂😂

  • @toddk2737
    @toddk2737 Před 5 dny

    First 30 seconds
    Off you go

  • @lichtfilme
    @lichtfilme Před 2 měsíci

    That was beautiful! I’m a fan now

  • @robertfsullivan1756
    @robertfsullivan1756 Před 2 měsíci

    Haha

  • @LetsChat
    @LetsChat Před 2 měsíci +1

    When you're asexual but never really knew what the word means or why it completely explains all the disconnects you've had with society. Also, it's totally normal. 👌

  • @pixelatedpickle2561
    @pixelatedpickle2561 Před 2 měsíci +3

    i almost turned this off because of her voice. but im glad i stayed, she’s funny asl.

  • @whoopshey826
    @whoopshey826 Před 2 měsíci +8

    She is so attractive to me.

    • @PiYodTong
      @PiYodTong Před 2 měsíci +5

      Her eyebrows being prominent and her freckles make her kind of unique, and kind of unique is the best kind of unique.

    • @whoopshey826
      @whoopshey826 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@PiYodTong I love when a woman can surprise me with a joke or make me laugh out loud. It’s rare. And not in a hate women way. I just generally see the jokes coming from most people.

    • @PiYodTong
      @PiYodTong Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@whoopshey826 Nah, I get what you mean. Her style seems grounded/relatable to me, even though her framing comes off as thoughtlessly pessimistic. Growing up in the late 90's/early 2000's, I was called gay all the time. Hadn't even had the chance to be straight at that point lol.

    • @er...
      @er... Před 2 měsíci

      YES!

    • @whoopshey826
      @whoopshey826 Před 2 měsíci

      @@PiYodTong same here. People today act like those times never existed though. Never had a time in life when people could just joke around and that’s all. Now you get reported to HR over a joke that wasn’t even said at someone. Everyone wants to be a victim of something for attention.

  • @paulgarrett
    @paulgarrett Před 2 měsíci

    Very good.

  • @o0LoveLove0o
    @o0LoveLove0o Před 2 měsíci +2

    I’m worried about your dad

  • @Uthardar
    @Uthardar Před 2 měsíci +2

    lol she’s lucky there where no Larrys in the audience.

  • @things_i_say5951
    @things_i_say5951 Před 2 měsíci

    OMG MY dad's name is Larry and my mom's an alcoholic, and she's an alcoholic because he's a Larry.😂

  • @thevoice938
    @thevoice938 Před měsícem +2

    The best bit starts at 10:10

  • @DOSkywalkR
    @DOSkywalkR Před 2 měsíci +1

    Oh Kegels are like P90X, now I get it 😅 (I don't, that's the joke. You Americans have your own language xD)

  • @ATRTAP
    @ATRTAP Před 2 měsíci +2

    Funny lady

  • @nightcat87
    @nightcat87 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I'm using my 'feet to type this comment

  • @juliogutierrez8859
    @juliogutierrez8859 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Hello Paige

  • @mjyates119
    @mjyates119 Před 2 měsíci +3

    not funny for me but we like what we like lol

  • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
    @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 Před 2 měsíci

    Dont worry.
    My folks arent losers. but I am. Its okay. "Im a Loser baaaaaby,"

  • @SmokiWonKenobi
    @SmokiWonKenobi Před 2 měsíci +1

    I red lobsters and lesbians

  • @mikeblalock4116
    @mikeblalock4116 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Carpenter chiming in. 40 inches is an extra large chair at best.

  • @isukye
    @isukye Před 2 měsíci +11

    ive never seen a dont tell video with a good crowd

    • @user-of1oq4yh8i
      @user-of1oq4yh8i Před 2 měsíci +3

      I noticed they only laugh really hard if the comedian has a disability or is famous.

    • @DontTellComedy
      @DontTellComedy  Před 2 měsíci +26

      Yo thanks for the comment - it helps if you watch the sets while the volume is not on mute. Should have included this information in the description our bad

    • @user-of1oq4yh8i
      @user-of1oq4yh8i Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@DontTellComedy tf you babbling about?? 🤷🏿‍♂️

    • @JerryjerryAgwo-fz7mp
      @JerryjerryAgwo-fz7mp Před 2 měsíci

      @@DontTellComedyy’all are doing an amazing job and it’s medicine to me ………I come back here to watch every video on repeat and your set gives me peace with the mental problems I’ve been experiencing ❤🫶🏽…….Love you all

    • @andrew-hf9fl
      @andrew-hf9fl Před 2 měsíci +8

      Seems like a pretty legit crowd to me tbh

  • @Oh_ELCapitan
    @Oh_ELCapitan Před 2 měsíci

    I think she means she is a medium pretty girl, like how we have medium ugly guys.

  • @inlumina_punctro
    @inlumina_punctro Před 21 dnem +1

    Why women and stand up comedy are parallel ?
    I wonder why.🙃

  • @andrewprobst846
    @andrewprobst846 Před měsícem

    She will not divide us, sorry can't look at you the same after that

  • @notalimac
    @notalimac Před 2 měsíci +3

    my parents are losers and my sisters are haters and i’m perfect i guess

  • @user-tc5pl3zw3h
    @user-tc5pl3zw3h Před 2 měsíci +1

    Come to think of it, I believe Gretta Thumberg was still in middle school when she thoroughly dressed down the United Nations or Congress or whomever. ...crying! There's no crying in Congress!

  • @Noimdirtydanko
    @Noimdirtydanko Před 2 měsíci +1

    Shyt id be a loser for a pair of quandyke bars if ya know what I’m saying

  • @JeremyAndersonBoise
    @JeremyAndersonBoise Před měsícem

    Tell me you didn’t watch the first minute of the video without telling me.

  • @danielrichter2452
    @danielrichter2452 Před 2 měsíci

    I'm grateful I have fingers to move on to another video.

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Too long boring beginning.

  • @JuaniqueVerde
    @JuaniqueVerde Před měsícem +3

    She hates her dad for sure! Leave Larry alone! Lbvs. He’s doing his best…? 🤷🏽‍♀️ idk. I stopped watching after she just went in on her dad for like 3 minutes straight! 😕😮‍💨😓😓

  • @hulagu3068
    @hulagu3068 Před 2 měsíci +1

    you're not supposed to tell people your mantra.

  • @MRWEDAWEST
    @MRWEDAWEST Před 2 měsíci +5

    Didn't laugh a once! The streak continues...

    • @wholst007
      @wholst007 Před měsícem +3

      I bet you're fun at parties.

    • @MRWEDAWEST
      @MRWEDAWEST Před měsícem

      @@wholst007 I am as long as women aren't doin standup there.🫤

    • @DeeboCools
      @DeeboCools Před měsícem +1

      Sounds like a personal intellectual failing of yours.

    • @MRWEDAWEST
      @MRWEDAWEST Před měsícem

      @@DeeboCools You mad mad?!?!🤣😭☠️

  • @shao0076
    @shao0076 Před 2 měsíci +2

    This set was mad mediocre a couple jokes toward the end was kinda funny

  • @mrsandwichboy3273
    @mrsandwichboy3273 Před měsícem

    1:32 - 2:20 48 minutes just making fun of the name Larry I can’t even smile😒

  • @joshuasmith6782
    @joshuasmith6782 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Something is telling me she doesn't deserve it

  • @glowingowl221
    @glowingowl221 Před 2 měsíci

    She did great but she also was biting Robby Hoffman’a delivery style big time

  • @marioh5172
    @marioh5172 Před 2 měsíci +2

    The comedy topic of "gay" is over and done with. It's unbearably annoying.

    • @JanneBernards
      @JanneBernards Před 2 měsíci

      What's really unbearably annoying are homophobes in YT comment sections.

    • @marioh5172
      @marioh5172 Před 2 měsíci

      @@vermiform Obviously everything else that makes life so exciting, wise guy?

  • @jorawarsingh2595
    @jorawarsingh2595 Před měsícem

    please stop. you are not funny at all