Green Card Digger | Bianca Cristovao | Stand Up Comedy
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- čas přidán 7. 04. 2024
- Bianca Cristovao gets real about what it's like to be an immigrant from the Czech Republic and the truth behind green card marriages!
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Bianca Cristovao is a Czech comedian based in Los Angeles. This summer you can catch her doing her new hour at the Edinburgh fringe
Instagram: / biancacristovao
TikTok: / biancacristovaocomedy
CZcams: @biancacristovao
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Credits:
Written and Performed by Bianca Cristovao
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner
VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
Live Events Manager: Drew Platt
Co-Directors: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer
Director of Photography: Mark Davis
Gaffer: Michael Tellup
Swing: Mikyla Jonck
Camera Operators:
Amelia Asilis
John Barrett
Angelo Clarizio
Lauren Doyle
Brooke Mueller
Editor: Jordan Tetewsky
Color Correction: Jordan Tetewsky
Sound Recordist: Alex Gilroy
Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows
Graphics: Megan Hunter
Production Assistants:
Rachel Bershad
Jonathan Garcia
Z Gregorio
Megan Hunter
Photographer: Matt Misisco ( / mattmisiscostudios )
Special thanks to our generous hosts, Dive N Surf in Redondo Beach, CA - Komedie
She crushed it from beginning to end . One of the funniest comics I’ve seen in a while ! Her flow and delivery is spectacular too
I take that! Many many thanks 🙏🏾
The ending about not being goldigger, but patriot killed me😂
That's one of the best 9 mins of stand up I've seen, what a talent
Absolutely agree
This young lady knocked it out of the park!
@@HughJorgan09 she sho nuff did.
You're a Patriot.
That was a true burn, but I'm not sure on who. Maybe all of us?
I'm very into commedy. She definitely isn't top tier yet, but she's pretty close. She had me giggling. I hope to see her in a special. If she can dim down the type of jokes that are about being from somewhere but still portray that a bit and keep this energy, I could listen all day. Fingers crossed that she gains attention, because she's got the talent for it.
"I'm not here to look at your _Hollywood_ sign I'm here to *take your job!"*
That one earned the thumbs up for me 😂
@@user-fj6kk1vo8n I mean she has no job, so that's good ig
Best line 😂
Came out swinging lmao
and landed every punch with a K.O. ALL K.O.s not one TKO
Absolutely did NOT get the applause she deserved! This set is incredible!
i agree with this too. i think she would have detonated NYC like comedy cellar would have exploded. her version of wokeness is the true wokeness...i think west coast is too caught up in post 2015 wokeness...but this woman is unbelievable. i am going to watch this again.
SHE DESERVED PERFORMING AT SOLD-OUT HERODION ANCIENT THEATRE IN ATHENS (opened for Burr)
@@sonquatsch8585I don't think she was trying to be woke. But you're right, being woke used to be a reasonable thing, much like feminism, but now it looks bad. 😂 it's crazy how people have changed the meanings of those things. I would love to see her more doing less jokes about being from some place, but still implementing that into her act. Don't get me wrong, I love that type of humor, but if that's your whole act all the time, it gets pretty stale. Ralph Barbosa is the perfect example for including it perfectly. He mentions that stuff, but it's only a small portion of his act. I think she will flourish if she does that.
hilarious the whole way but she KILLED the closing. amazing, thank you!!
Her energy is awesome. She absolutely killed it
She has some of the best delivery I have ever seen
Fun watching it as an immigrant in Czech Republic )
👀
If you don't like it,
".. why dont you go back to New York!"🤣
@@biancacristovaogreat set Bianca! Cool to find you lurking in the comments 😁🥰 good luck on your journey and hope to see more of you! Any suggestions where we should look (other than the youtube search bar)? (As non-US people)
GENIUS set. I can't believe she fit all those hard hitting jokes in nine minutes. Can't wait to see how far she goes
Damn!!! 🤣 She was fire! 🔥🔥🔥 Please, give us more!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
She’s actually so funny like I’m crying😂😂🤣🤣
You are the best Bianca that was hilarious 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 🩷 🇨🇿 zdravím z česka!!! kéžby česko bylo jiné a takový talenti by nemuseli odjíždět za oceán
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Unapologetically hilarious 😂❤
Man... I put it as background noise while doing the dishes, and ended up laughing out loud and loving every joke. One of the best bits I listened to in a long time!
Doing dishes = listening to stand up. Makes me want to do dishes. And clean the benches, the oven, polish the sink...
She is hilarious XDD
I like how it doesn't matter where you're from if you grew up as a teen in California, you're gonna have a little bit of valley girl in you. Same tone, different accents. So amusing.
Its more social media connecting us all. This is just how alot of younger people talk. I live in Massachusetts and alot of kids w who grew up and born here have it. That vally girl/up speak is just ingrained...similar to aave vocabulary is now a norm worldwide and alot of our was regional originally
Damn… 😂😅 This is awakening for me 😂 but I appreciate this information. I can’t hear it lol
@@biancacristovao lol we can't help it. Great set, I'm subbing and looking forward to seeing more of your stand up 🙌
@@biancacristovao That bit on "patriot" . . . that hit hard! Keep it up Bianca. You are real, and you are good!
Nah. Not the Bay Area or Central Valley chicks
From IDAHO, and im TOTALLY OKAY, with you using the reference!!! Accurate comparison. 😂😂😂
From Idaho but... Latah county so you know. The east side of Latah out in the trees but you can still smell the beans roasting at One World Cafe
Was trying to quietly clean while everyone sleeps but this totally blew my cover!
Dying laughing all over the house 😂
truly some of the best i’ve seen in a while
That is one tight, tight set. Absolutely gold!
This was a great set!!
I love that I ended my evening with this lol!
love that i started my day with this.
Wow. Actual comedy with setups, beats, and punchlines!
Her voice is 🤩
Solid set through and through!
Loved, her!!! On repeat!!!
She made me laugh!!!!!!!!
She killed that!!
holy shit, is this ish the best comedian to have ever lived or something ?(old skool comedy fanantic here i know what tf i am talkin about)...her set created enough comedic energy to achieve time travel. my goodness this was so good. so so so good. bravo ! she hit 100% for all aspects of good comedy. like she created uniqueness out of trite themes...that is like nearly impossible. fuck she is good.
It's always amazing to me when people whose native to gue is not English do comedy in English. It is so freaking hard to write humor in advance that will land with an audience...then to do it in another language? Awesome.
Plus...it was a funny set.
Tvl čumim na US stand up a tam holka z Česka. A fakt dobrá. Tak díky, super jsem se pobavil 😂
Ahoj 🎉🙌🏾
@@biancacristovao girl u are the absolute very best...GET IT GIRL !! NEVER STOP ! grüße aus rassistischem 'schland...
@@sonquatsch8585 hahaha Ich liebe Berlin aber du hasst recht 🤣🙌🏾
@@biancacristovao i'll tell u if u are in town, i'll bring my friends to see u. und ich kiekte deine Schreibweise von "haben". you are too good ! again bravo !
That wrap up was gold! 🔥 😂😂 "you're a patriot" 😂😂😂
Wow!! She is incredibly talented! Her comedy approach is refreshing, brilliantly challenging racial stereotypes and educating against racism. Can’t wait to see her continue to shine and rise!
Bianca Cristovao, Bravo! You killed it
Great set and great energy
Awesome! I'm gonna seek out more of her stuff!❤
So funny and so genuine. I love her comedy style.
Omg the courage! Hilarious!! TCKs & contributions to the world. So underrated. 👏
Brilliant and amazing delivery!
One of the best so far!
This had me rolling 😂
A very enjoyable story, doused with moments that tickled my funny bones 😂😂😂
Absolutely brilliant comedy with great material and a killer delivery.
I looovvveee this girl!!!! Have to watch all her comedy!!!
Her jokes are so great and her delivery is awesome!! Such a diverse set too
I like that this is a life story, that's also super entertaining and fun
🙌🏼 give this girl a special!😊
Pure gold!
Ohhh shee is funny. This is the best set I have seen in a while 😅😅😅😅 thank u for the laughs Bianca
Love her!🤣🤣🤣
I'll be keeping an eye out for more clips of her
So so good!!!! We need more
Cara you plant 😂
so freaking genius and talented
She is something! I like her very much🎉🎉🎉
One of the best sets I’ve seen in a while
More of her please!!! I was clapping and laughing out loud for the whole 9 mins! 😂
Incredible set!
it's not a lie. it was spectacular. i live for great comedy. ever since the early 80s and she is among the absolute top top tier of comedians...she is one of those comedian who is unable to deliver a bad or average set...she will always kill. u can tell because the heat was so dramatic on this...
I love this set lol
Hilarious!! Love her ❤
She is a master. Great Set...one of the best ive ever seen...looking forward for more
I love Don't Tell Comedy but I don't think my neighbors appreciate the volume being cranked up for the outro.
I’m saying tho 😂
IKR RIGHT?!?!?!? i am like wtf is that all about?!?! jeeez so annoying. then, i think a few months ago they toyed wiith a different outtro theme and the volume was so much lower and i was like thank GOD, then the reg. outtro theme came back on ultra blast, almost detonated my laptop.
Great story teller, Im excited for more material from her. From beginning to end it worked individually and it all tied together in the end.
VERY Talented , great set . 🇺🇸👍
Top Talent - that woman def. needs to go places! Hope she keeps up the great work!!!
Loving the immigrant comedy
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Girl!!! It was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
This was amazing!! What a great comic!!! Just funny smart jokes and perfect delivery!
So so so good!!
So good! You killed it! ❤
Amazing set!
Every minute of it is great. Hope to see your special in coming days
You go girl !! You KILLED the closing!! loved
😂😂😂😂 I laughed from beginning to end 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
Haha she’s hilarious very clever jokes 🤣
She was amazing!!
Her timing is excellent, I have to find more of her specials.
Brilliant stuff ❤
Love this ❤🎉
I loved it!!!
Solid set, great energy
loved this set from a comedian with such a unique and diverse background. the punchlines were on point definitely will be watching for new material.
She’s really good 😂😂😂😂
This is greatest standup i have ever seen.
i asked the question if she might be the best comedian alive. no joke. this was some otherworldly shit.
Set was on fire❤️🔥🤣
Best stand up I've seen in a long time
🙌🏾
This is fantastic!
Best I have seen in a while 😂
🙌🏾
Lmao she’s hilarious!!!!! 😂
She is so so good. 👏👏👏
She’s great ❤❤
Solid set
Surprisingly good 😂
Kudos to her
Solid set Bianca.
Loved her 😍
Amazing set!👌🏾❤
That was some good material. She finished very strong at the end as well.
She’s really good 😂❤
Great set 😂
awesome set - hope to see a lot more..!