Adult Algebra & Haunted Pregnancies | Emily Van Dyke | Stand Up Comedy
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- čas přidán 20. 05. 2024
- Comedian Emily Van Dyke takes on the controversy over her last name, having kids later in life, and her crazy experience on mushrooms!
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Born and raised in Logansport, Indiana, a town with one high school and a basketball hoop in every driveway, Emily Van Dyke has made a 15-years-and-counting home of the Bay Area. She started stand-up in 2011 after being laid off from her job as an art teacher and she just released her debut album "Feeling Myself" on blondemedicine.com.
Instagram: / emilyvandyke
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Credits:
Written and Performed by Emily Van Dyke
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner
VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
Live Events Manager: Drew Platt
Co-Directors: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer
Producer: Jay Bode
Director of Photography: Mark Davis
Gaffer: Michael Tellup
Swing: Dallas Calkins
Cam Operators:
Steve Anson
Angelo Clarizio
Lauren Doyle
Tanner Eck
Editor: Jordan Tetewsky
Assistant Editor: Lucas Bohlinger
Color Correction: Jordan Tetewsky
Sound Recordist: Brandon Loulias
A2: Erik Altstadt & Veronica Kahn
Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows
End Music: Maxwell Phillips
Production Designer: Amelia Brooke
Graphics: Megan Hunter
Production Assistants:
Rachel Bershad
Megan Hunter
Maggie Rosenberg
Photographer: Matt Misisco ( / mattmisiscostudios )
Special thanks to our generous hosts, Movement Warehouse in San Diego, CA - Komedie
"Just another woman in STEM" 🤣🤣
This just kept getting more and more unhinged and I absolutely loved it 😅
It was a gloriously weird set haha
The autopilot shaving bit is gold.
She had me from the first line, this was FANTASTIC LOL
DID THEY WIPE HER OR NOT? 😂😂😂
She is great. More of this, please!
"2007 called and wants its sexuality back" 😂😂
"Just relax everybody" 🤣
She's hilarious! So funny. I also just looked her up and she has a comedy album on the music streaming services called "Feeling Myself" in case anyone else is interested.
Good to know!
Thank you
She's funny as hell
This lady is so insanely good
Wowowowwowowww SO GOOD. we laughed hysterically the whole time. Love her, love her energy, she’s very unique yet super relatable. Great outfit too. Amazing set
the person who had to do the wiping: chainsmoking pot while still on mushrooms for two hours
to forget
I’m so happy I clicked on this and discovered her!! So so so good.
36 in the bay having the o shit I’m getting closer to 40 and don’t have a family and was JUST at brunch this past weekend fucked up lol 😅sigh don’t call me out! 😂😭😭😭😭😭
She is a fucking hilarious comic and its insane shes only now getting any sort of exposure
😂😂 she's good
so you're telling me that the chest buster scene from alien was written by a pregnant woman on mushrooms?
Hilarious 😂especially the mushrooms part
Entire set was on point! Lmao
So glad she found her true calling. She is a natural.
This whole set was gold
Definitely gotta book a ticket.
Mrs Venereal Disease XDDDDD
Lol I got the VD as van der Molen. Yes all of that, well, yes.
OMG!!!!! Ms. VD was EVERYTHING!!!! “I just need to stay in the hospital for like 2 or 3 days!” 😂😂😂😂😂 now I’m gonna think about my hands washing each other every time I wash my hands!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 LOVED EMILY!!!
This made me stare at my hands for a good 3mins then a voice in my head said" knock it off weirdo", then i went back to watching the video. I think it was my hand that said that.😅😅😂
Fantastic!!! ❤❤❤
@7:30 underrated statement.
I thought the same thing.
😂😂😂😂 “prove to me you’re my hands”
Emily is a true gem
SO GOOD!
All the hands stuff is so hilarious but the whole thing was great too
The fractions!!! 🤣
Great set! 👏
Holy shit she had me cracking up whole time ! So glad CZcams recommended her ❤❤
This was wonderful
Soooo good!!👏👏👏
That was hilarious. The opener got me already
This was great !! 😂
That was really funny 😂❤
This woman is such a funny comedian, cant wait to see more of her
so good. I needed that.
This was Great !
Perfection!!! 👏👏👏 🤣🤣🤣
12:46 I might be a little high… and that really blew my mind!!! Hahahaha
Absolutely hilarious from start to finish
Good set 😂
So good
I was sharting while watching this. Spot on 😅
That got surreal fast ❤
Honestly So funny! I was geeking out
I’ll keep my eye out for this one. She’s a funny.
What a great set! I was pregnant with laughter throughout
Hilarious😂
I'm obsessed.
ooooh new favorite right here
😂😂😂 proud bisexual here. Loving the jokes 😂😂😂😂
1900's! Genius!
Wow, wow, wow! Amazing material, amazing delivery. She is a sitcom queen; give her a show.
Unique! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
My fav one lately!😂😂☝🏽☝🏽
Fantastic.
Using algebra to buy drugs I love her he had me rollin this chick is awesome
Solid
Hilarious! Great set!
Awesome ending
That was brilliant! she's so right about pregnancy too it is so strange
I was very uncomfortable with it. I couldn’t think too much about it or I would have an anxiety attack.
More!!!!
Fuckin Goddamg Gold!
So funny!
She's amazing
WOW. Keep going!
lmao never heard of her but this was gold
Fantastic
MOREEEW
She is so funny!
Bisexuality is valid, pansexuality is valid! no matter how you feel or wish to identify you are valid!!!
The first two, yes, but that last one? "No matter" is a biiiig space, an absolute. Is Rachel Dolezal valid?
So many truths were said 😁
Holy shit i was laughing the whole time. She was great better than most comics.
Really smart!
So many truths were said 😅😁
Haha super funny!! 😂 She's natural,like no effort - jist a talent! 😂
Lov it
She's pretty funny! I enjoyed her set
9:59 😂😂😂
She’s HILARIOUS
Comedy gold. “Bisexual” in my mind is just indiscriminate horniness. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Bless you for sharing…and for the set also.
Algebra teaches you how to think logically
look I was decidedly not born in the 1900s, and bisexuality/biromanticivity is an absolute riot.
Of course I'm 145 now...
Does she tour? Amazing stuff
Oh my god. New fear unlocked. Now I can’t stop looking at my hands and getting paranoid. And I don’t even use shrooms!!!
What a set! Subscribe ✅
Definitely doing mushrooms now
Fabulous! 😂 I feel like we would be friends
1900's!😂
I love San Francisco!!!
i'm dead XD
This lady is going places!
I love the craft of how she modulated her performance. She alternated between making the audience worry she was about to faceplant and reeling them back in. She also allowed us to witness sparks of anxiety and doubt while getting ready to turn it up to eleven. It takes a special confidence to self-identify as a (former) teacher, a bisexual, a drug user and a mother of toddlers within ten minutes and emerge as the kind of grounded friend we could tell who we really are.
Thank you for writing my bio. I *needed* a more authentic definition of myself 🤌🏼😘❤
fucking great