Worst Nintendo Switch Ever - Rerez
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- čas přidán 28. 05. 2024
- The Nintendo Switch has an evil fake bootleg clone!
0:00 Introduce X7 Plus
0:57 X7 Plus Hardware
3:27 Using the X7 Plus Camera
4:14 Street Fighter 2
4:37 The King of Fighters
4:55 Fatal Fury 2
5:46 Progear
6:16 Final Fight
7:01 Super Mario
7:41 X7 Plus Video Out Problems
9:37 Driver PlayStation Emulation
10:15 Twisted Metal PlayStation Emulation
10:33 Mega Man Legends PlayStation Emulation
10:51 Introduce X12
12:12 Russian Sonic the Hedgehog
12:39 Gambit Can’t Jump X-Men
13:00 Bootleg Arcade Games
13:57 SNES Bootlegs Mario and Zelda
15:35 NES Bootleg SoMari
16:21 NES Bootleg Super Mario World
17:34 NES Bootleg Super Mario BT
#Nintendo #Switch #Gaming #VideoGames #WorstEver #Games #VideoGame #Comedy #BadGames #TheWorstEverSeries #FakeSwitch - Hry
"Mom, i got an A in math. Can i have a switch?"
"Sure, honey..."
Oof
y i k e s.....
*No Signal*
@Zero Bullet's is it because of me? I won't judge you if it is.
People get rewards for a test mark?
Nintendo Vita really Switched up the game!
Heh heh heh!!! Uh... ...
...
... ._.
Butt Proto!
Bad puns ah I love them
ProtoMario GAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA DAT FUNNY
The law requires I laugh at this joke.
It amazes me how they were able to make _every single emulator_ run bad. That's an accomplishment right there.
I'm going to guess that someone took a preexisting emulator firmware package (possibly running on Linux), chucked it onto an underpowered ARM SoC, shovelled a pile of ROMs scraped from a homebrew site, and called it a day. The PS1 footage looks suspiciously like it's using software rendering, probably because the SoC either doesn't have 3D hardware or because they couldn't be bothered to make the driver work.
@@hjalfi that shocking
100th Like
I'm always amazed at how these machines struggle with NeoGeo games. My 166Mhz pentium machine from 1998 could run NeoRage better.
haha Right ! I cant believe in this day and age with all the tech we have that this is even possible !
“It runs like a broken dream”
*Neo geo startup logo has a stroke*
@-ok- BrazilBoi is ok, but the broken games on this X7 system are... NO SIGNAL
It seems you've just posted cringe, @userguy7 ...
Prepare for.. Unforeseen Consequenses...
Ah yes, my favorite button. "Selcet." Forgot how often I used that on my Nintedon Entertiment System back in the day.
Misspelling SELECT? What were they thinking... no, What's on second!
AWESMOE!
You spelled Enteratinment and Sytsem wrong
AWESMOE.
How about STRAT?
Shady Chinese company: Dear Rerez, we are sad to hear you that you weren't satisfied with our product. So on the behalf of our team, we would like to offer you our humblest *-*-*--*-*-*-*--***-***-*** NO SIGNAL
Corona virus shut down their communications
@@TheVloggerDude2018 i was about to say the same thing. if we needed another reason to groan at china
Kamden Vera well, what are there besides those?
Wait...
( meanwhile no signal )
We hate your opinion
Like they would ever care enough to reply
_With a real Switch, you can take the controllers off either side..._
A very salty Nintendo Switch Lite would like to know your address.
A.k.a. the Nintendo PSP!
I got lite I like the fact it more compacted
@@jonathanjollimore7156 me too
@@jonathanjollimore7156 I have both, and the switch lite's screen cracks more easily but it isn't as fickle as the switch when it comes down to controllers.
I'm still questioning why the Nintendo Switch Lite even exists.
We need a 10 hour loop of Rerez yelling “I DIED AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN”
Yes
Ýèß
AND AGAIN
@@precariouscup420 and again
@@kaspervletter290 AND AGAIN
Lol, SMB runs at double speed and Sonic runs at half speed. It’s like they tried to course correct.
Fe
@@WhoTookJuan234 Iron?
No, it's the fact that he's playing Pal games on an ntsc system
When you apply blast processing to the wrong game
😏
*me hearing that Neo Geo intro*
"Look how they massacred my boy"
Oh wow, that was painful to listen to.
NOOO
My memory is ruined
I can't relate to ya guys because I played The King Of Fighters on my Playstation as a kid, sorry!
@@halieghsummers1800 Neo Nuh-go
Hey look! They misspelled “Select”. Awesmoe!
Hey look! They misspelled "Awesome".
Selcet!
Looks like M was swapped with O in awesome... Sleect!
Slot
It's s'mores, Buzz.
ncie
Minivaders was an actual game made by Taito. Each round has the invaders in a different formation. It was mainly used to test if a board was working, but it is a fully playable official Space Invaders game
Note to knockoff manufacturers: CREATE A CONSOLE THAT ACTUALLY WORKS!
Or just stop making knock off consoles
Why make a working console or an original console when you can hopefully make money off of parents that know nothing about videogames, other people that know absolutely nothing about videogames, and grandparents!
What i'm saying is that, i'd love to see these guys make either a working console or their own console, but they see it as more profitable to take advantage of people, even if they actually don't make much money off doing so.
It just works
Retroid Pocket 2 is actually incredible
Make me
Worst Ever Switch: *(exists)*
Rerez/Shane: Welp, here we go AGAIN...
and play that one song from sonic R
Cool vid
I miss the insanity feel of this series
Shane:*plays megalovania*
Just another normal day
"The video recording quality on this device is so poor you would swear the lens was smeared with Vasline and toothpick. But it's the audio quality that really had the biggest problem. By the time I'm done finishing this sentence, I'm still gonna be talking despite the fact that my mouth had actually stopped moving."
ah yes microphone noises
What?
I think he said “Vaseline and toothpaste“
@@expendableindigo9639 it was the part where he was trying to use the X7’s “camera“
You need to get the HEV suit in Final Fight to see your health bar.
Along with the rest of the HUD
What about the timer?
I can hear all the PS Vitas out there collectively crying.
PS: Why would anyone want this when they can either get a real Switch or a real Vita?
That wouldn't be very loud :(
The vita sold way less than ot deserved
Why you ask? Cause it's cheaper, and there are (supposedly) enough people that just don't know jack-all about the stuff, it just looks like the one you/your son/grandson wanted, so you (the cursed being that has some sad level of knowledge about games) buy this instead of the much more expensive original one.
After all, if you just look at the pictures and specs it seems to be "good" right?
They probably get their money out of pure lack of information and places you can't return your stuff feasibly, like on aliexpress, you would have to prove that it actually is defective, or send it back all the way to China to get refunded, good luck paying for that shipping.
Can you imagine if you got an X7plus, in a trade, thinking it was psvita...
@@hardyjoe4278 I'd kill them if they did, but since I already have a fully functional Vita, the chances of that happening are very low.
Too cheap to buy a Switch or Vita
Haha, what it is calling Super Mario BT was the first Kaizo light rom hack I ever saw many many years ago. It's not broken, it's a ROM hack designed to be very difficult.
The first jump you make doesn't seem to work on this version. The console and emulator are so bad that it delays inputs randomly making any attempt to beat it impossible.
We're going to do it! We're going to get the princess! And we're going to get laid tonight!
@@EngineerOfChaos Exactly!
@@littleleelee2706 It's such a classic CZcams video - being uploaded before video quality even existed
Oh yeah that hack
Okay, but seeing the Mario Frustration hack at the end game me huge nostalgia
Something beautiful just happened: at 9:55 I got an ad for stadia, two broken systems back to back!
Fatfury2: When I go to the buffet and they're out of crab. RAAAAAEGE!
I can think of nothing worthy of more ire...
"Awesmoe" I spent way to long laughing at this
I read this as he said it.
"Selcet" 😜😜😜
if you can't be Nintendo or Sony, rip them both off at the same time.
Fun fact: super Mario BT also known as super Mario frustration is specifically designed to make you crazy. Check out the OG super Mario frustration video on CZcams.
The problem is: The hardware, even in cheap systems, would be good enough to run the games. It's the emulation software that fucks up every game so far..
The Super Mario Bros going too fast glitch explained: They are running the PAL rom on a system set to NTSC, it makes everything go bonkers
Vice-versa for _Sonic 1._
12:20 that’s actually the only game that ran perfectly lol
Since it’s the Russian version it runs at 50hz which makes it slower, that’s how I experienced the game when I was younger lol
Oh so you lived in Europe or Brazil I didn't know it was the European version in Russia
@@obeseing Russia has SECAM/PAL 50 htz video so yeah they have PAL systems that run at 50 htz.
GOOOOOTTTTTTTTAAAAAA. GGGGGGOOOOOO. FFFFFAAAASSSSSSTTTTTTTT
Rip. I know in England there are herts convertors you can by.
Also, I imagine the NES mod of Mario World may have come out in a foreign country to give to poorer households that couldn’t afford the new system back in the day, Cloth Map has a really good video about how that was common in places like Brazil and resulted in exclusive NES ports/demakes.
@@obeseingThe Brazilian PAL-M system used 60hz and 525 lines. Basically an NTSCized PAL variant.
Argentina, Uruguay and Paraguay, on the other hand, use PAL-N, at 50hz and 625 lines; PAL-N VCRs can even play standard PAL types and vice versa.
5:08
Oh NEO-GEO Jingle what did they do to you?!! Damn you bootleggers *DAMN YOU!!*
The vita was way ahead of its time, shame it flopped. I love how they gave us actual analog sticks on a portable and the touch pad on the back so you can use touch controls mid game without your hand blocking the screen. Great graphics for its time too.
The only other portable I've seen with good analog sticks is the JXD Singularity. Shame mine got fried, it was a great Android system.
It wasn’t ahead of its time Nintendo is just behind but yh its a shame it failed 😔
It’s my favourite portable system ever dont @ me lol
Didn't flop imo. It's one of the best consoles I've ever had. On top of that I've only ever had one other mobile console, the DS, as in the original. It blows it out of the water
Thing about always bring on the cutting edge, is you sometimes you get cut.
Rerez: You can't spin jump!
*Proceeds to Spin Jump*
Lmao
He meant U can't spin jump 2 break blocks!
@@trevorblue4531 yeah
The Chinese are forever stuck in the 90s with their games. Give us a boot leg PS4 or something!
I want a knockoff sega Dreamcast
this comment certainly aged well
I have a bootleg vita that has ps2 games. Persona 3, baby.
"Super Mario BT"
Oh my god! It's Super Mario Bros. Frustration!! The nostalgia!
The SEGA Nomad was basically a Mid-90’s Nintendo Switch.
Nomad is just a Switch for Genisis games.
Love my old Nomad, wish its TV out still worked properly.
I'd say the Nomad is more like a 90s SNES Classic, since it was basically just a portable Mega Drive. I know the SNES Classic isn't portable, but still, it only plays SNES games, and the Nomad only plays Mega Drive games. The Switch has its own exclusive titles.
@@GSVRemix Wrong. The Nomad doesn't use an emulator and ROMs.
@@GSVRemix SNES Classic also doesn't have batteries or its own screen.. it's really nothing like a Nomad
Super Mario BT. I can't believe that was beaten. What a frustrating hack.
There is a way to beat it for sure, however this console is so bad at running the rom it just doesn't seem to function at all.
@@rerez it's probably due to the delay, mario doesn't immediately start moving, so you don't go far enough to actually land on the block.
@@rerez I think you have to start by holding the jump button before the stage even loads. That's the beginning.
Oh yeah , i remember that hack
Ah, the Mario Frustration ROM. Good times. 🙂
10:22 "Twisted Metal is actually missing all of the attack buttons." How many PS1 controller inputs can this thing simulate exactly? And which buttons are missing?
A game company that didn't even put their name on the box of a bootleg system?
It's almost as if they knew that it's not going to sell well.
or that theyd get their asses sued.
Child: mom can we get a Nintendo switch?
Mom: no we have a switch at home.
Switch at home be like.
Your joke sucks and you should feel bad.
edge lord your joke is good and you should feel good
@@greeneye2037 don't worry I don't.
Have an awesome day sir.
Your joke sucks and you should feel bad.
@@edgelord8337 You too
There's actually a Nintendo Switch rip-off?!
Oh, motherf--
_NO SIGNAL_
Nanica smitch: *おまえはもう退職でる* you are already retired!
12:49 I like how Gambit's accent is a weird mix of "Foghorn Leghorn accent" and Cajun.
“You’re not Nintendo You’re Pretendo”
-Racist Mario uwu
I have to agree
That video is fucked but man was it funny, plus Sony wins so YES.
BlasphemousHD made a good vid on it
No One Has Realized That He Was Making A *Pun*
Why was I reminded of “you’re not just a clown, you’re the entire circus”
That comment was good then you said uwu
Oof. That Neo-geo intro is like if the original got drunk and fell down the stairs.
I guess they thought making a PS Vita and giving it Nintendo Switch colors is enough to be a "hybrid" console.
Great! Another Worst Ever episode. This made my afternoon so much better!
I mean, It technically is a "Hybrid" Console, "Combining" Both the Vita and the switch
@@randominternetuser5872 What *they* thought, at least
@Dylan Ryan @ Mohamad Dylan Bin Mohd Daniel - Thank you very much
Hearing that Neo Geo logo like that literally hurt so much. Such a huge part of my highschool years just massacred
18:21 : "..."
Gabe Newell: drop the nuke 😎
17:45 OMG
That's Super Mario Bros Frustration! This is surprisingly nostalgic to me!
Thank goodness he's got w-bluesky lives
Thank you! I knew i recognized it but i couldnt for the life of me remember!
Is there a way to actually play through it?
@@nthgth Yes, it's just extremely hard. I think it's either pixel perfect to land on that block or you can jump on frame 1 when the level loads.
For your dedicated service to the video game community in protecting us from knockoff and bootleg games and consoles, I salute you, Rerez!
14:37 awww those boos look sooo cute
Man I'm scared that I might not be able to finish thi- **NO SIGNAL**
17:52 Wait, that's the Mario game from that old Super Mario Frustration video!
Now I feel old.
ARRIGHT
NINTENDOOO
WE'RE GONNA DO THIS, WE'RE GONNA PLAY THIS VIDEO GAME
YOU AND ME MARIO, WE'RE GONNA SAVE THE PRINCESS, SHE'S GONNA BE GRATEFUL, SHE'S GONNA GIVE YOU A KISS, AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNA GET LAID TONIGHT ARRIGHT?!?!?!?!?!!!
4:03 The King of Fighters is written in full, so what's the deal with all these shortened titles for so many games on this... NO SIGNAL
Probably just them dumping random ROMs they didn't bother to properly title.
The shortened titles come from the way MAME/Final Burn looks for roms. I'm not sure how their frontend works, but if you use MAME or Fightcade, you'll see you need to have your roms named a certain way for it to be detected and working.
3:29 LMFAOO THIS WAS WAY FUNNIER THAN IT SHIULD BE 💀 So glad you included this part bro
I love how he never finished his sentences, and....
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NO SIGNAL
PSB: Portable Switcha Boy
I buy that!
Play switch boy
Portable Soulja Boy
So, at around 7:38, I was watching the video, when suddenly my phone screen went dark right before the No Signal thing came up. Then the startup screen came on.
*This bootleg is so bad my phone had to reboot itself.*
That should bloody tell you something 😡😒
This guy’s acting is so good, I swear he’s actually losing his sanity in real life after playing these consoles.
Acting?
@@TheSmart-CasualGamer You must haven't been to CZcams alot. Most internet personalities at this point have to act to stay popular.
Ze_eTPlays Wooosh.
@@Ze_eT Dude, it's a joke. Of course he's acting. Thanks for ruining it.
And I've been coming to CZcams since '07 man, I know how this site works.
@@TheSmart-CasualGamer If one guy replying ruins a joke for you, that is not really my problem. I still agree that I missed the joke, but you aren't any better.
Wait, why did you wait 7 months to reply?
15:50 That's So Mari!
This is making me think of “that’s so raven”
14:59 Shane transformed into Eric Cartman.
That's what I thought too!
_and people wonder why I think Shane kills people whenever he gets done reviewing a terrible bootleg console..._
11:33 “Awesmoe” viedo, Shnae.
Tish cenommt pseslea em.
Dmamit.
These reviews are so much fun to watch. Thanks for suffering.
You should make that botched Neo-Geo jingle the theme song of your Channel.
SELCET is now a meme.
Make it so.
Selcet ur charctr
Strat
Vrey colo
Orville Redenpiller this reminded me of the simpsons episode where homer’s computer says: press the any key, where’s the any key?????
I think Final Fight was being cropped to 16:9, removing the HUD.
Yeah
Fun fact, that Minivader game? That's not a fake Space Invaders game. That was officially made by Taito. It was sent out with their EGRET arcade cabinets and, if memory serves me right, was meant to comply with a Japanese law saying that all cabinets sold should come with some form of software. Minivader was that software. It was supposed to be a game to throw away and replace with another game for cohesion amongst Game Center floors so you wouldn't have a million different looking arcade machines.
13:15 Oscar's level acting
At least it’s not the *wireless air 64...*
Wireless air 360
R.T.R.S The Memel0rd you know that's actually better than this one
Κυριάκος nice
The switch is not safe from bootleg ripoffs
Nothing is safe from bootleg ripoffs
Edit: 150 likes cool
I hear CZcams has a bunch of bootleg Rerezs.
Theres probably bootleg versions of my 9,000,000,000 OCs
Graymurr the Hedgehog / Zero the Wolf I think it’s the other way around I’m so sorry
@@rerez true
I discovered last week that my lag has a bootleg called super hi Max lag 3 plus, It costs 40 $ on AliExpress
I've been binge watching your content over the last several days, it's really been helping me as I've been going through some tough times mentally. Genuinely one of the best channels I have ever had the pleasure to watch, just wish I found you sooner!
"you cant spin jump" *shows himself spin jumping*
"Mom can i get a switch?"
Mom:"we have switch at home"
Switch at home:
overused joke.
overused_joke.mp4
Overused but welcome nonetheless.
You have no sense of humor.
This joke has been more milked to death then Street Fighter 2
That Super Mario is running PAL on NTSC.
Finally someone else who gets it :) except it shouldn't be pitched up though, should it?
The reason why is because PAL TVs are slower than Sonic
@@Bro-cx2jc The pitch difference is typically less than a semitone between PAL consoles' audio and NTSC consoles. It's not a minor third like you'd expect from the frame rate.
@@bootmii98 I know in general it's only 1% of a pitch difference, so this definitely sounds like an error or a bad rom or something.
9:29 I like how powerful this device is. 130W Pixel Photography Function, WOW.
Fun fact: Mini Vaders was a test board that came together with every Taito cabinet as required by Japanese laws. Don't know why it's included on the X12 though.
“Luke, I am your father!”
“Sorry, I couldn’t quite hear that. Do you think you could speak up?”
3:35 90s cameras nostalgia
It was like you could tell it was a recording!
17:04 “you can’t spin jump”
Mario: **spin jumps**
Bruh
(Unless if he meant he can’t break blocks with the spin jump)
Ye he did
Thank you!
Yep he mean spin dash into blocks
9:55 perfect ad timing with Subways.
Me: how is your mental health today?
Rerez: Mental health?
Thanks for "Playinging" this horrible game system so I don't have to, that would be a "Acciderit" (🤔)
I’m so glad my children don’t have the system tie around their neck and have the console drop down to floor!
13:48 it's upside down because the system was marketed toward Australians.
*insert cinemasins that's racist joke here*
Real original...
Makes you wonder if it's even the only thing displayed upside-down on this crazy little... NO SIGNAL
0:25:
Valve: *And i took that personally*
Lmao
18:27 Valve: Hold my beer.
3:29 Oh, that's bad.
MegamanElric16 it really is, I wonder how many people have returned this piece of crap?
@@therunawaykid6523 I wonder how many people unfortunately bought it.
@@Mr.Malliquin666 yeah I hope not many…. 😬😬
@@therunawaykid6523Yeah let's hope that no parents mistaked it for the real Switch, trust me people can do that I know because I mistaked a Puss In Boots knockoff for the real Puss In Boots movie when I was a child.
I can just imagine some poor kid accidentally getting this from their parents instead of a legit switch 😂
His comment about the SD Card slot not working at the 9:10 mark made me spit my juice out with laughter. The pure unadulterated sarcasm brought into this was hilarious.
4:14 Gotta love how they used the Street Fighter 4 box art as the icon for Street Fighter 2 😂
I'll bet the joysticks still last longer then real joycon sticks.
That's the power of PSP, baby! 😎
Oof
I get a bit mad every time a game I want is announced as a Switch exclusive since every pair of Joycons I have has awful drift.
It makes action games hell to play.
@@doctabaldhead Get a Pro Controller. But to be real I think Nintendo should've gone 3rd party after the failure of the Wii U.
Than*
Man, the "no signal" always came in the worst times...
7:05
When Mario puts on Sonic shoes
I think the SMW NES is exactly how the music should sound. (Unfortunately)
>Its the system that keeps on failing
I thought that was Stadia.
I’M EARLY TO A “WORST EVER”????
I’M EARLY TO A SOULJA BOY WORST EVER?😨?😨?😨?
Indeed
I’M EAR-
*NO SIGNAL*
No
ME TOO!!!
6:42 when he started to say that, I thought he was about to say “oh, oh wait, this is just the demo”
As much as you find these bad systems, I stay subscribed because you always remind me I need to play more Neo Geo. I miss it so much.
"With the real Switch, you can take the sides off"
Switch Lite: Am I a joke to you?
Lite is a joke
@@BlueflagAlpha Nah, not really. It's very much functional, and just has some key features removed for people who might want a slightly cheaper switch and don't need those features. It runs games just as well as the Switch, has about the same battery life and the controls are equally responsive.
To be clear, I don't own either console and haven't tested them myself. This info is mainly from reviews here on CZcams.
@@PunakiviAddikti I Have tested both and this is pretty much right, the battery life on the normal switch is just a bit longer afaik.
(source: sis and nephew own Switch, i own Switch Lite.)
@@jusstynooldchannel4911 Yep. I believe it depends heavily on how much you load it but playing the same game on the same settings and same brightness gives close to same battery life.
I'm perfectly happy with my lite. I've got an old school tube t.v. that doesn't do much past 360 without an HDMI to composite adaptor lmao I just needed my Zelda fix.
Mario bros emulated on this system: Everybody is super sonic racing
sonic on this system: Rolling around at the speed of SLOW
Tiger pelt gotta goooooooo faaaaaassssssssssstttttttttttttttttt 🐢
Gotta gooooooooooo faaaaaaasteerrrrr
WOW!
This system is a DOUBLE knock off!
And it sucks at being both systems!
Keep in mind, Shane, that SoMari was developed and published by Hummer Team, who also did the impressive Mortal Kombat bootleg on NES.
Digital Foundry did a DF Retro video on all 16 ports of Mortal Kombat 1 and included 2 bootleg Mortal Kombat games, with the Hummer version being superior to the Cony Soft version, which was just their Street Fighter 2 bootleg on NES.
17:40 Alright, Nintendo, we're gonna do this!
We're gonna play this video game! You and me Mario, we're gonna save the princess, she's gonna be grateful, she's gonna give you a kiss, and the next thing you know, you're gonna get laid tonight! Arright?!?!?!?!!?!!!
“It runs like a broken dream”
😭 I know what that feels like
R/im14andthisisdeep
@@spacegoblin8833 this is youtube not reddit...
X12 is a legend for including Super Mario Bros. Frustration.
I figured this was going to be about the Nanica Smitch!
If I can find it I'll cover it. However it's been really really hard to track that system down.
@@rerez Go to Latin America, the place where they're sold
@@rerez Speaking of joke consoles, don't forget that the Laughing Joking Numbnuts Video Art deserves to be in this series because it's an insult to the term bootleg.
@@zyzzy-ko4ww Is that a -Jojo- AVGN reference??
@@SEiMEi_EXiSTS Yes, and it's his least favourite console because it's the worst MS Paint ripoff ever.