Chris Rock Monologue - Saturday Night Live

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    Chris Rock's monologue; he talks about life after being an SNL cast member and performs some of his stand-up comedy. Aired 11/02/96
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Komentáře • 102

  • @ayrtons41
    @ayrtons41 Před 10 lety +131

    it must be weird for him not to walk back and forth on the stage.

  • @tyresehall5642
    @tyresehall5642 Před 3 lety +13

    Chris Rock is a comedy and SNL legend. 👏👏✌🏾✊🏾

  • @MrKschuldiner
    @MrKschuldiner Před 6 lety +24

    chris rock is the best comedian everrrrr

  • @TheCancerkilla
    @TheCancerkilla Před 4 lety +19

    One of the three greatest monologues in SNL history.

  • @gavingomwe4536
    @gavingomwe4536 Před 8 lety +29

    "....give me a midget or somethin" LMFAO

  • @22lilacsky
    @22lilacsky Před rokem +3

    1996 was a great year. Graduated highschool. The music then was so good.

  • @huss1205
    @huss1205 Před 9 lety +24

    this guy never fails the followers of good comedy...

  • @thefreelancer695
    @thefreelancer695 Před 8 lety +28

    Haha I love Chris Rock and his always too big magician suits :D

  • @tgms177
    @tgms177 Před 8 lety +35

    So what's sexual harassment? When an ugly man wants some? "He ugly, call the police! Call the authorities!

    • @yosbe.
      @yosbe. Před 8 lety +2

      +tgms177 you can be handsome and STILL I can not like you

    • @tgms177
      @tgms177 Před 8 lety +4

      +Yoss Cr (Yosbe) ooookay

  • @danielshamu8890
    @danielshamu8890 Před 9 lety +27

    What a legend

  • @motropolit
    @motropolit Před 10 lety +35

    Chris Rock rocks...

  • @donnie8032
    @donnie8032 Před 10 lety +74

    The black guy behind him is cracking.

  • @maqiaoerda
    @maqiaoerda Před 8 lety +7

    dude in the back corner is having fun

  • @connorclark4630
    @connorclark4630 Před 5 lety +3

    Only 300 k views how's this possible it's Chris rock for God sake

  • @Alezey574
    @Alezey574 Před 9 lety +10

    this is helarious even today lol

  • @WelcomeToGuruGamer
    @WelcomeToGuruGamer Před 7 lety +4

    wow just watching this and realised it aired exactly 20 years ago from today, Crazy

  • @roronoa_zoro3124
    @roronoa_zoro3124 Před 7 lety +18

    oh man, the days when SNL actually meant something. i miss those days.
    also, the irony of Chris Rock talking about Clinton and sexual harassment in his opening monologue is just too perfect. sometimes it really is as if life is a joke written by someone.

    • @crystalmascot3107
      @crystalmascot3107 Před 7 lety

      was he charge with sexual harassment or something?

    • @roronoa_zoro3124
      @roronoa_zoro3124 Před 7 lety

      i think i meant coincidence. this was before Clinton stepped down from being president because of the Monica Lewinski scandal.

    • @krombopulos_michael
      @krombopulos_michael Před 6 lety +3

      Constantine Papadopoulos Clinton didn't step down from being president. He finished the rest of his second term.

  • @kazuaita5066
    @kazuaita5066 Před 9 lety +13

    Marty!!!

  • @sethvega
    @sethvega Před rokem +2

    Still the greatest opening monologue in SNL history. Period. 😂

  • @brookzy1748
    @brookzy1748 Před 7 lety +3

    Watch the guy in the back right as he slaps himself from laughter at 0.34 seconds hahahaha

  • @macrocosmique
    @macrocosmique Před 10 lety +14

    Wow, he doesn't read his lines, people are laughing for real... that's awesome SNL monologue !

  • @PhilipZilfo
    @PhilipZilfo Před 7 lety +4

    I'm sure nobody noticed the ridiculously high notes played by the Sax player 0:14-0:20

  • @lindahammond7759
    @lindahammond7759 Před 2 lety +1

    You need to see Chris Rock on SNL 7 years ago about New Tower In NY after 911 and Boston Marathon- the best.

  • @Eiind
    @Eiind Před 6 lety +6

    My God he doesn't age! I thought for 3 min this was new and thinking why is talking about Bill and not Hillary. Oh well good for him :)

  • @thedarkknight3721
    @thedarkknight3721 Před 3 lety +2

    funny man.. never fails to make ppl laugh

  • @rashahelou5053
    @rashahelou5053 Před 10 lety +2

    Great monologue

  • @Rowqai
    @Rowqai Před 10 lety +4

    Most of this is from his show "Bigger and Blacker" :P

  • @elanorgreenleaf2274
    @elanorgreenleaf2274 Před 2 lety +1

    His jacket is huge . . Lol

  • @VideoNozoki
    @VideoNozoki Před 10 lety +25

    Saw Chris Rock's face (then heard him talking about Dole vs Clinton!)...
    Does this man not age?? Taking Benjamin Button hormones??

  • @alexanderdelacruz9249
    @alexanderdelacruz9249 Před 7 lety +4

    Wow,Chris gets better year after year.
    Could it be his timing?

  • @benoitrafeli8320
    @benoitrafeli8320 Před 7 lety +1

    Hilarious as always!

  • @scottdespins
    @scottdespins Před 11 měsíci +1

    100 percent couldnt make these jokes in 2023, ah man; what a good time 96 was

  • @mike.thomas
    @mike.thomas Před 3 měsíci

    Funniest truth teller in the universe.

  • @embe1
    @embe1 Před 9 lety +2

    Dude is funny.

  • @SoNoFTheMoSt
    @SoNoFTheMoSt Před 9 lety +10

    is it me or does chris need to fire his tailor?

  • @daamazinfatb0y752
    @daamazinfatb0y752 Před 8 lety +17

    Look at the jokes, the style of it, the freedom of sayin what he wants. Go watch the 2014 one. BIG difference! PC done fucked us up!

    • @josephmaelo
      @josephmaelo Před 7 lety

      truuuu

    • @filiporvik2782
      @filiporvik2782 Před 7 lety +2

      And Bill fucking Burr.

    • @daamazinfatb0y752
      @daamazinfatb0y752 Před 7 lety +1

      Louis CK seem to get worse n worse every year but by worse, I ,ean he bbecomes more n more savage like he kicking PC culture in the fucking face! too funny maN

    • @shvedja
      @shvedja Před 7 lety

      daAmazin FatB0y not really, did you check out his recent monologue when he joked about 9/11 and boston marathon

  • @danetriajohnson9025
    @danetriajohnson9025 Před 3 lety +1

    Came here after watching his most recent one from last Saturday

  • @geraldmabena7785
    @geraldmabena7785 Před 8 lety +2

    aunt Tom

  • @goncalodvd
    @goncalodvd Před 6 lety

    ... and RIIIIIMS !! He forgot the rimms on the black mals !! :D

  • @8bitprodigy145
    @8bitprodigy145 Před rokem

    5:57

  • @forporter1
    @forporter1 Před 3 měsíci

    great minds think a like. George Carlin had a similar bit about america turning into a mall.

  • @Mad_Intalect
    @Mad_Intalect Před 10 lety +1

    lmao!! This guy's too much...

  • @tb7667
    @tb7667 Před 2 lety

    Stop it Clarence, you nasty …. with yo fine self 🤣😂

  • @raffialexanian
    @raffialexanian Před 5 lety +1

    2019

  • @Emmeth
    @Emmeth Před 7 lety +3

    This was when Bill Clinton was running? Damn, times sure... hasn't changed.

  • @Jaachi_Aaron-CJ041
    @Jaachi_Aaron-CJ041 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Fun Fact: Everybody Hates Chris is way better than Saturday Night Live with 2 different Comedy series from the get go except for Chris Rock as of late.

  • @dandaadnad529
    @dandaadnad529 Před 4 lety +3

    My man anticipated the black president and sexual harassment things.. love CR

    • @tugboat2030
      @tugboat2030 Před 2 lety

      Did Toni Morrison get her first black President essay from Chris Rock??

  • @Mrbgatooo
    @Mrbgatooo Před 10 lety

    Michael Vick on SNL? wow xD

  • @LightW
    @LightW Před 10 lety +5

    wow, what a weird suit!

  • @vikramsingh9119
    @vikramsingh9119 Před 4 lety

    Why does it look like the monologue is from 86

  • @layla-rs9nl
    @layla-rs9nl Před 2 lety

    god all I hear osmosis jones 😭

  • @josegustavo1986
    @josegustavo1986 Před 10 lety

    The 'mall stuff" is from Carlin.

    • @DMTzoso
      @DMTzoso Před 10 lety +3

      This was done 10 years before carlin did his material on malls. Carlin flipped his act every year, so there's no way he sat on that mall bit for a decade.

    • @josegustavo1986
      @josegustavo1986 Před 10 lety

      Ok, sorry.

    • @Gtex555
      @Gtex555 Před 10 lety +2

      DMTzoso pwnage at its finest !

  • @meaning1875
    @meaning1875 Před 8 lety +1

    God I wasn't even born

  • @alexk2369
    @alexk2369 Před 8 lety +1

    1996?

  • @LateNightRewrites
    @LateNightRewrites Před 3 lety +3

    Back in the good ol days when SNL actually took shots at both sides. This was the last election cycle before they started sliding into naked partisanship

    • @Jantv81
      @Jantv81 Před rokem

      I watched this episode. One of the funniest I ever watched!

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 Před 10 měsíci

      Naked partisanship? You're pathetic man Really showing off with the vocabulary 😂

  • @pace348
    @pace348 Před měsícem

    This was the real chris rock. New guy is a clone.

  • @abzd9828
    @abzd9828 Před rokem

    I wonder if that definition of 'sexual harassment' will be considered acceptable in the post-MeToo era. Not taking any sides here, just wondering.

  • @SorinVBogdan
    @SorinVBogdan Před 8 lety +2

    kevin hart has 1.7 mil views...

  • @ArmandDLirium
    @ArmandDLirium Před 3 lety

    And then 19 happened to 2020...

  • @AndyXGumede
    @AndyXGumede Před 3 lety

    Wow he used to be even more handsome.

  • @loudnessjr
    @loudnessjr Před 5 lety +1

    The asian lady behind didn't even laugh a bit

  • @minkhant1984
    @minkhant1984 Před 10 lety +1

    very rare not funny moment of Chris Rock ....
    (for those who want to fight against my comment , please don't try , this is what i think ) and i can't see you comments .

  • @jakestroll6518
    @jakestroll6518 Před 2 lety +2

    Brother, this monologue did not age well.