It's the trifecta. All three is what makes it work, wouldn't hit the same if one was missing/omitted. "Manana" sets the stage of ridiculousness. For "Fizzbitch", and "GUN!"
I worked at IHOP, we had a drink that was jello and sprite for a Horton Hears a Who special, I don't remember it's actual know but I always called it a Fizzbitch, I accidentally said it to a customer when taking their drink order
I get irrationally excited whenever I reference a Powerthirst video around some younger clueless human who’s like “..wut..” then I get to show them these timeless creations which change the trajectory of their lives forever. It is an integral piece of our internet cultural history that must be taught when not organically found. But not the 3rd one. We don’t mention it.
Im here after engaging with a comment thread that was full of Powerthirst references. It grew my heart three sizes, definitely not a PowerThirst side effects.
To everyone wanting to know the name of the song at the glowing sweat part 0:42, it's called " Enigma by house of Techno/ Enigma by Age of innocence (Enigmatic Club Mix) " You're all welcome :3
Here I am 16 years later because someone in World of Warcraft posted an ad for their guild and said, "WE HAVE POWERTHIRST" - made a new friend today :)
Sup 2021 here, this still hits home. Story time from grandpa: about 10 years ago I got a job at a cell phone store and the very first day I had to run to work about 3 miles cuz no car. I get there and the other employees are kind of snickering that I’m eating tuna raw out of the can and that I ran to work. This guy follows me into the break room and watches me as I chug a bunch of old black coffee in one swig so I can get back on the sales floor. He says, “dude you even drink coffee with intensity “ he pulls up his phone and makes me watch this video. He says, this is your life. I cried laughing in spite of myself. We are still best friends today.
TheDrumpsterMummy "Arrogantly" and "overcompensation" are "big words" to you? Do forgive me, let me better adapt to your vocabulary: Here is funny video. LOL! Someone said "hell". omg. Silly man went "Hell is not real!" WTF?? Nothing to do with video. lmfao Silly man was just making noise. YOLO
Fibriel Solaer So you say what Marv said is "not appreciated"? By whom? Are you the appreciate police? Do you speak for millions of people by determining that what he said, no one will find amusing? Cause I sure as shit found it funny.
Fibriel Solaer I didn't say big words, smartass. I said bigger than necessary. Nice try at trying to cut at me though. Also nice try at being funny, keep trying though. ;)
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I achieved apotheosis when I accidentally spilled Powerthirst on my 3 Wolf Moon t-shirt. Now I KNOW nothing happens by accident! Now I live in the MARVEL universe and ride Miley Cyrus to work. Thanks Powerthirst and 3 Wolf Moon!
My god, if you haven't seen this for like 3 years and then you watch it over again, it's absolutely hilarious. Seriously, I almost suffocated from laughter.
Well I'm drinking a coffee that's gun-SHIP flavored as I'm typing this... not exactly the same thing but whatever. Has a very dark, rich, and full flavor, no need for cream or sugar, perfect for waking up chipper in the morning and PROTECTING FREEDOM BY ELIMINATING ITS ENEMIES INCREDIBLY EFFICIENTLY FROM REALLY FAR AWAY. So yeah, I imagine gun-flavored drinks have a similar effect.
I remember being in elementary school and having my older brother show this to me, then going to school and blurting this out at recess and getting weird looks from all the kids. Good times
I was 16 when this came out. Turning 30 today and this came across TikTok. The world is a different place then it was 14 years ago. But this brought back some memories 😂
"when God gives you lemons you find a new God" is a quote that I've been saying for the last 16 years of my life and I don't have any intention of stopping.
I remember watching this in 11th grade, and now that I'm older, I appreciate the humor between "Godberry, King of the Juice" and the subtle play on words...."King of the Jews".
Back here after 13 years because "when god gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD!" randomly popped into my head
For me it was "CAN IT!"
For me too when I saw Lemongrab in an Adventure Time video saying "UNACCEPTABLE"
"KING OF THE JUICE" popped into mine.
Whenever the lemons cliche comes up I think of that phrase. I completely forgot it's from this until now.
that’s a fact exactly why i’m watching it now
I always lose my shit at "GUN". The delivery is priceless.
That part and "You'll win at EVERYTHING FOREVER" to which he then lists several sports that devolve into random things. It just gets me, lol
Godberry king of the juice always gets me
JUICE SPRINGSTEEN puts me in crutches. Really, the whole video is great. even still to this day.
Kajex Surnahm me too
Me too - my favorite part. It's so unexpected and my mind tries to wrap around the concept of something being GUN-flavored.
"When god gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!"
GODBERRY
KING OF THE JUICE
I am your new god
Gods over raited. Worship the juice. It does not want you as a slave to its power.
I quote this daily !!!
“When God gives you demons, BECOME A NEW GOD!”
It took me over a decade before i figured out the "King of the Juice" pun.
please tell em
@@Asupreme God - King of the Jews. Godberry King if the Juice
@@nemisisarcher8213 oh my god that's the missing link i've been missing out on
Same with the irony joke. Al Gore getting destroyed by the planet lol.
Seriously 😂😂😂
Fun fact - the "when God gives you lemons" line ultimately got me married
That's surely a sign of our generation lol
That’s what we in South Asia like to call “auspicious”.
And 400 babies!
It's true that Powerthirst makes you win at weddings
When wife gives you lemons YOU FIND A NEW WIFE.
"Fizzbitch" is often overshadowed by "GUN", but it makes me cackle every time. I can't even say Fizzbitch out loud without laughing.
ye I giggle at it every time
It's the trifecta. All three is what makes it work, wouldn't hit the same if one was missing/omitted. "Manana" sets the stage of ridiculousness. For "Fizzbitch", and "GUN!"
Never forget Manana
I had a friend in high school who we called Fizzbitch. Because of this video. I don’t think he ever mentally recovered
I worked at IHOP, we had a drink that was jello and sprite for a Horton Hears a Who special, I don't remember it's actual know but I always called it a Fizzbitch, I accidentally said it to a customer when taking their drink order
I'm here because no one at my work got my reference of "when god gives you lemons you find a new god" Realizing this is 16 years later hit different
I get irrationally excited whenever I reference a Powerthirst video around some younger clueless human who’s like “..wut..” then I get to show them these timeless creations which change the trajectory of their lives forever. It is an integral piece of our internet cultural history that must be taught when not organically found. But not the 3rd one. We don’t mention it.
Yep, this video as well as gangsta party line, and new haircut. Peak Internet
Why not the 3rd one? I love that song!
Face! Fist!
Baby! Fist!
Dog! Fist!
Fist! Double Fist!
*MERRY FISTMASS!*
@@Merc7734 3rd one is stinky. Feels like an edgelord's wet dream.
@@orangesoda4535 eh, that can be said of all of em.
Im here after engaging with a comment thread that was full of Powerthirst references. It grew my heart three sizes, definitely not a PowerThirst side effects.
To everyone wanting to know the name of the song at the glowing sweat part 0:42, it's called " Enigma by house of Techno/ Enigma by Age of innocence (Enigmatic Club Mix) "
You're all welcome :3
Radical V0ltage *FUCKING THANK YOU ITS BEEN YEARS SINCE IVE HEARD IT*
three years later and you're still kickin' ass. have an upvote.
Thanks.
there goes my hero, watch him as he goes
Really? I thought that it was Sandstorm.
It's 10 years later and I still occasionally laugh to myself when I think "When God gives you lemons, you find a new God"
Same.
FIND A NEW GOD!!!!
I am not okay with the fact that this came out 16 years ago.
Here I am 16 years later because someone in World of Warcraft posted an ad for their guild and said, "WE HAVE POWERTHIRST" - made a new friend today :)
When God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD!
think fast douchebag
+jamiiis2325 oops auto copy
As much as I love the original, it only exists to setup this slice of perfection
the fact that I know most of this off by heart and can do the entire thing as soon as i hear "WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?" after 16 years is amazing
"You'll win at running, football, arson, weddings, and ART!" "When god gives you lemons, you find a new god!" Too much.
Sup 2021 here, this still hits home.
Story time from grandpa: about 10 years ago I got a job at a cell phone store and the very first day I had to run to work about 3 miles cuz no car. I get there and the other employees are kind of snickering that I’m eating tuna raw out of the can and that I ran to work. This guy follows me into the break room and watches me as I chug a bunch of old black coffee in one swig so I can get back on the sales floor. He says, “dude you even drink coffee with intensity “ he pulls up his phone and makes me watch this video. He says, this is your life. I cried laughing in spite of myself.
We are still best friends today.
YOU’LL EVEN WIN AT *IRONY*
TOP SCORE
UNACCEPTABLE......that part gets me every time XD
+ROCKaholic I don't get it
+Tucker Connelly 1:27
I don't get that part.
You're supposed to blast bears, not fuse with them. UNACCEPTABLE
The way the narrator said it with a bellowing voice and the sound of a rocket ship blasting off was the perfect delivery of the line
“What if everything you ever wanted.. came in a ROCKET CAN”. Still the funniest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.
Then, I'd have two rocket cans, and also two of everything I ever wanted. It's honestly glorious.
With all new flavors like Manana, Fizzbitch, and GUN!
Wow Nappa is a really good voice narrator
Patrik Banek HOLY CRAP
Is it really Nappa?
When it started I was thinking it sounded like the guy that does his voice in the Team Four Star stuff.
@@massachusettssportscentral9444 yeah during the Namek arc, when the dumbass hero when going to save the day, he pulls out a can of powerthirst.
@@marcosoto7973 Sports drinks don't really do it for him anymore.
@@arutka2000 That is exactly the trail that led me back to rewatching these
I just showed my 9 year old daughter this relic of time as well as the original. She's now winning at everything forever. Proud Dad moment. :')
Has she called any of her teachers 'FIZZBITCH' yet? 😁
careful she doesn't get deported to Kenya
Yes my dad showed it to me too and I came back 13 years later 😂 ill make it a tradition for sure 😂
Will you still be proud when she has 400 babies who run as fast as Kenyans?
@@littlekuribohimposte oh absolutely! I’ll win at IRONY!
God I forgot all about this.
PREPOSTERONE
Back when collegehumour was collegehumour not officehumor
Average citizen underrated comment
This is one of the best comments I have ever read on youtube.
well the college part didn't apply, because they graduated and got office jobs.
Well, no one stays in college forever :P Gotta get that 9 to 5 eventually XD
Channel became shit after they moved from NY to LA.
Am i going to hell for thinking the "King of the Juice" line is freaking hysterical.
***** your arrogantly seizing a funny video as a hook for your overcompensation is not appreciated
Fibriel Solaer Your attempt at using words bigger than necessary to get your point across is not appreciated.
TheDrumpsterMummy "Arrogantly" and "overcompensation" are "big words" to you? Do forgive me, let me better adapt to your vocabulary:
Here is funny video. LOL! Someone said "hell". omg. Silly man went "Hell is not real!" WTF?? Nothing to do with video. lmfao Silly man was just making noise. YOLO
Fibriel Solaer So you say what Marv said is "not appreciated"? By whom? Are you the appreciate police? Do you speak for millions of people by determining that what he said, no one will find amusing? Cause I sure as shit found it funny.
Fibriel Solaer
I didn't say big words, smartass. I said bigger than necessary. Nice try at trying to cut at me though. Also nice try at being funny, keep trying though. ;)
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> Don't need to watch video because it just demonstrated its thesis
It's an old video lol give them a break
GOON3YC4NG ! even more reasoning it shouldnt have near end video suggestions
...yeah, there you go, that... didn't apply.
"You'll even win at IRONY"
Who’s here in 2024 😂
So I’m here just needed to show my gf
The best era of youtube
Still running like a KENYAN!
Outhere still
Was getting a tattoo the other day and me and the artist got on the topic of these videos and now I’m here again lol
I achieved apotheosis when I accidentally spilled Powerthirst on my 3 Wolf Moon t-shirt. Now I KNOW nothing happens by accident! Now I live in the MARVEL universe and ride Miley Cyrus to work. Thanks Powerthirst and 3 Wolf Moon!
this real life testimony was unsolicited
Soylent Green NOW YPUR SHIRT IS FILLED WITH SO MUCH ENERGY IT CAN JUST RIP OFF OF YOUR CHEST LIKE MAGIC!!!!!!!!!
The Antiseptic Eye Yeah, and then my shirt heals itself ! How did you know? :)
why is this not the top comment 😂
This is the juice we need for these dark times...
Hey guys I drank a can of Powerthirst back in 2007, passed out for 16 years, and just woke up. What did I miss?
I forgot how hard the 'King of the Juice' line sent me to the Shadow Realm back then...
My god, if you haven't seen this for like 3 years and then you watch it over again, it's absolutely hilarious. Seriously, I almost suffocated from laughter.
Ah, aged like fine wine this.
“When god gives you lemons you find a new god”
I’ve lived by that philosophy since I heard it 15 years ago.
Thank you power thirst.
It's 2022 and I STILL quote this video. This video alone has provided me w gratuitous amounts of energy since 2007!
I miss old CZcams
7 years and 1 month later, still hilarious. Also, today is almost exactly 3/4 of a decade since the first Power Thirst was uploaded.
It's already been a decade since this was uploaded.
Great news from the distant land of 2021!
@@ajleclerc now nearly 2022
This shit never gets old
Here because I just bought a BANG POWER PUNCH. lmao love this classic video, i hope it never goes away so i can laugh at it forever.
this was made almost 7 years ago.... fuck I'm old
It's a shame that college humor stopped making these
***** Lmao, irk
chjalo&friends now they make funnier videos lol hand vagina
TheBenole hand vagina was made in 07 too lol
BigDaddyCool17 Still old AF
i have used the quote “what if everything you ever wanted came in a rocket can!!!” more times than i care to admit
I wonder what gun tastes like.
gunberry!
BLOOD
FREEDOM
Well I'm drinking a coffee that's gun-SHIP flavored as I'm typing this... not exactly the same thing but whatever. Has a very dark, rich, and full flavor, no need for cream or sugar, perfect for waking up chipper in the morning and PROTECTING FREEDOM BY ELIMINATING ITS ENEMIES INCREDIBLY EFFICIENTLY FROM REALLY FAR AWAY.
So yeah, I imagine gun-flavored drinks have a similar effect.
Take a gun apart and then put it back together. The gunk on your hands is what it tastes like. xD
"When god gives you lemons you... FIND A NEW GOD!" 2020!!
An actual quote on their pink slips, probably
GODBERRY! KING OF THE JUICE
In case anyone has *ever* been curious as to the rave song played during the "glowing sweat" scene, it's Age of Loneliness (rave mix), by Enigma.
King of the Juice still makes me laugh after a decade and a half.
1. God gives lemons
2. Find new god
3. ???
4. Profit
night hal 1 *Prophet
3. Godberry
+night hal 1 3. Ask for lemons from new god and sell them
BETTER LEMONS
Step 3 includes Preposterone. Also possibly crystal meth.
15 years and my kids now quote this. Timeless.
I remember being in elementary school and having my older brother show this to me, then going to school and blurting this out at recess and getting weird looks from all the kids. Good times
Honestly, it's rare to bottle lighting twice, but this mad lad did it and PUT IT IN A CAN!
When God gives you lemon juice FIND A NEW GOD !
GODBERRY!
KING OF THE JUICE!
I revisit this video every couple years, reminds me of the good times when college humor was actually funny.
I was 16 when this came out. Turning 30 today and this came across TikTok. The world is a different place then it was 14 years ago. But this brought back some memories 😂
Liar. I'm 30 and this came out originally in 2005. I was in 7th grade lol
@@cooladam2167 Just going off the date this was uploaded Oct 30, 2007. 🤷🏼♂️ maybe I’m off a year or two.
@@dustin4242 I actually looked it up too. We were both wrong, respect to ya
After all these years,
I still want to be a professional Bear Blaster.
Why has the lord forsaken us?!
I am well on my way to forming a humpcatting league.
6 years later and i still quote this video all the time
How about now?
holy shit ....blast from the past used to watch this in my old college frat days 8 years ago!
The Bowser one Pff, more like blast processing.
+Andrew Ryan lol good one
Who else is here in 2020? I watched this as a 14 year old boy when it was new. And now I'm preparing to bring my own son into this crazy world.😬
After all these years POWERTHIRST is the best here is to 2023!
The “preposterone” took me completely by surprise tbh 😂😂
Since i watched this 13 years ago, whenever I scream, I instinctively scream out "BEARBLASTING!!" and the people around me will go "...what???"
You are not alone, I find screaming “JUICE SPRINGSTEEN” to also be a highly cathartic experience
@@TheFinalMB I always yell KING OF THE JUICE
2021 and this is still gold
The voice over dude sounds like Nappa from DBZ: Abridged.
+SchnelleZiege VEGETA.... It's a pokemon
It's a Chiaotzu.... I'm gonna catch it
GTlive brought me here
Man longest nomination period for a webby ever.
"when God gives you lemons you find a new God" is a quote that I've been saying for the last 16 years of my life and I don't have any intention of stopping.
This video is amazing even after all these years.
"With all new flavors like MANANA, FIZBITCH, and GUN!" That gets me every time!
the first time i ever watched the powerthirst video, it almost made me piss myself from laughter..... glad to know nothing has changed. 😂😂
The testimonial from the real powerthirst drinker who just sat there and twitched is still hilarious.
Powerthirst comes in women........k den
+Anthony Long LEIK UR MOM DOES! sup.
What else are you going to do with all that Preposterone?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
When god gives u lemons u find a new god!
last time I was this early, George Bush was president
lol this was made when george bush was president.
@@trikkinikki970 that's the joke...
Man I watch this when it first came out and I'm still sharing it with people 15 years later
This video is 8 years old and still the funniest thing ever.
"Gun" is still my favorite flavor.
Never forget the youtube we once had.
Still a banger to this day.
GenX at its finest. We will not be forgotten (but we will and, given how things are going, that’s fine).
Ummm no. Millenials in all likelihood. Gen x is people born before 1982
Yeah this is millennial comedy. Elder millennials
Elder millennial yes, I was a junior in college when this came out
Elder millennial bro
16 years has gone by. Still hilarious.
haven't seen this in so long and its crackin me up
When God gives you lemons...
YOU FIND A NEW GOD!!!!
I am convinced that powerthirst has invented comedic timing
Nah, they just won at it because they win at everything forever.
KING OF THE JUICE!
That gets me every time.
When God gives you lemons, you find a new God
"TOP SCORE!" even 16 years later.
This was ahead of it's time. No doubt.
I'm a Beveryman who certainly excels at Bear Blasting.
Dominic Perrone your mom went to collsge!
I prefer Humpcatting.
This is my response when attack on titan was announced to be released in 2016 0:15
GODBERRY KING OF THE JUICE LOL
man... time flies. these used to make me gasp for air from laughing so hard
Used to?
Ahh... Back when collegehumor was actually good.
This was made by picnicface
I know, but still back when CH posted funny stuff, now its not even funny at all.
They still make me laugh now and then :)
is it cause its too edgy for you
It's only gotten worse
my childhood autism brought me here in 2024
The line about lemons is absolutely timeless.
I'm amazed they haven't deleted this video seeing as how college "humor" in "current year" is being offended at literally everything. 🤣
@@thatpizzalesbian6984 degenerate
This was the funniest shitt in the world when I was a kid
Back when CollegeHumor used to be funny
Had to come back 15 years later because "Fizzbitch!" became an intrusive thought.
Yepp, still funny as shit!
Ahahaha, King of the juice
I love how by the end their just like, "its straight up meth"
Ethio King hydrogen hydrogen oxogen sperm of zeus POWERTHIRST
I remember watching this in 11th grade, and now that I'm older, I appreciate the humor between "Godberry, King of the Juice" and the subtle play on words...."King of the Jews".
Oh god, I never realized that
When college humour was funny and you tube wasn't total cancer