Roasting Your Smash Ultimate Main

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  • People are sick of seeing me be mean to Isabelle so I'm going to roast every character on the Smash Ultimate roster. Beware, my roast game is weak but here we go. Subscribe if you're new!
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  • @Choctopus
    @Choctopus  Před 5 lety +9699

    My roast game is weak but show me what you’ve got.

    • @Bowzer2025
      @Bowzer2025 Před 5 lety +744

      I’m offended.

    • @avxragereaper4733
      @avxragereaper4733 Před 5 lety +1414

      Lucas lost his brains cells along with his family

    • @deltawdunn6597
      @deltawdunn6597 Před 5 lety +245

      Paulatena is trash.

    • @bonniejunk
      @bonniejunk Před 5 lety +652

      you can do mario combos with an NES controller

    • @cpudraner
      @cpudraner Před 5 lety +221

      The Ice Climbers roast was on point. I am hurteth.

  • @jigglybuff7505
    @jigglybuff7505 Před 5 lety +9252

    If you main random, he either didn't roast you at all, or roasted you 73 times

  • @Epicvibes999
    @Epicvibes999 Před 4 lety +2561

    *”I Liked him better when he was Mario’s Double Jump”*
    That one caught me off guard

    • @zerozerooneone6866
      @zerozerooneone6866 Před 4 lety +21

      Super mario bros wii mario could basically double jump because of yoshis flutter

    • @zerozerooneone6866
      @zerozerooneone6866 Před 4 lety +4

      Just checking

    • @theintruder8736
      @theintruder8736 Před 4 lety +12

      I hate that one. Yoshi is my favorite character. I never sacrifice Yoshi in Super Mario games.

    • @zerozerooneone6866
      @zerozerooneone6866 Před 4 lety +2

      True that though

    • @AnArmoredMarch
      @AnArmoredMarch Před 4 lety +1

      @@theintruder8736 yoshi is the weenie hut jr. of the mario franchise, which is basically just the Paris Hilton of casual games

  • @powahbomb
    @powahbomb Před 3 lety +563

    "Yeah sonic is good at running, his franchise into the ground."
    Damn.
    "Smash is the best 3d sonic game thats come out in over a decade."
    DAMN.

  • @anotherbloodyfanwriter1941
    @anotherbloodyfanwriter1941 Před 3 lety +564

    I’d like to imagine all the characters are in one room listening to him roast them, and every time there’s a good roast the next one in line is laughing out loud until it’s his turn.

  • @nabstablook11
    @nabstablook11 Před 4 lety +2334

    "I'd prefer to have a plant than ivysaur in the game."
    sakurai: i gotchu bro

    • @RayRayRayRayRayRay
      @RayRayRayRayRayRay Před 4 lety +33

      thats how we got hero

    • @finleymaster101
      @finleymaster101 Před 4 lety +34

      Ha! He says he'd rather have a plant than Ivysaur, but then says he'd rather have a Goomba than a plant! Make ya mind up!

    • @danielbrownii3079
      @danielbrownii3079 Před 4 lety +1

      за советскую РОССИЮ!

    • @fizztastic1273
      @fizztastic1273 Před 4 lety +7

      PLANT GANG.

    • @RizK1_
      @RizK1_ Před 4 lety +9

      “We want waluigi”
      Sakarai: hmmm sur- ACTUALLY fuck that Ima add like 1mil more fire emblem characters

  • @endshine2264
    @endshine2264 Před 5 lety +8970

    Roasting characters. Ness mains: Aw shit, here we go again.

  • @soulkarver956
    @soulkarver956 Před 3 lety +93

    "I don't want to offend all four of you"
    "I liked him better when he was Mario's double jump"
    I'm a Ganon main, but goddamn these caught me off guard.

  • @larrypoppins6273
    @larrypoppins6273 Před 2 lety +83

    This man was RUTHLESS. I'm pretty sure some of these characters need bandages for how bad choctopus roasted them.

  • @darikster930
    @darikster930 Před 5 lety +3054

    "Smash is the best 3d Sonic game in a decade"
    DAAAAMN

  • @tailsthedarkking838
    @tailsthedarkking838 Před 5 lety +1258

    **Me, one of the very few Sonic mains and a very dedicated/loyal member of the fandom**
    "Smash is the best 3D Sonic game in decades."
    **I'm crying because he's right.**

    • @izzaireredacted3018
      @izzaireredacted3018 Před 5 lety +4

      🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @izzaireredacted3018
      @izzaireredacted3018 Před 5 lety +24

      I agree. I love Sonic, and then he just low-key gonna drop dis bomb.

    • @iamcat873
      @iamcat873 Před 5 lety +20

      Sonic is more of a good memory to me. I always played Sonic adventure two when I was younger. But the movie made his reputation worse 😂

    • @svginari
      @svginari Před 5 lety +14

      @@iamcat873 then there is sonic and mario at the olympic games on the wii-

    • @spaghettimastercuzwhynot4531
      @spaghettimastercuzwhynot4531 Před 5 lety +17

      Should I bring up sonic generations and sonic colors

  • @gurleentuteja3855
    @gurleentuteja3855 Před rokem +55

    Pit’s ability to fly is as amazing as his ability to read. Oh wait…

    • @kit_ts6087
      @kit_ts6087 Před rokem +7

      Pit: *I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO REEE-EE-EEAAADDD*

  • @goldenwitherphoenix1389
    @goldenwitherphoenix1389 Před 2 lety +28

    "Palutenas guidence is the only reason to pick Palutena."
    So there's no reason to pick her? You have to pick Pit and palutenas temple for the guidance to happen. Honestly that's the best roast this video!

    • @coderchris8425
      @coderchris8425 Před rokem

      That is one of the only reasons I main pit. it is also why palutenas temple is my favorite stage.

  • @FerousFolly
    @FerousFolly Před 5 lety +5725

    These are all invalid as you're using a sideways joycon

  • @akoya5139
    @akoya5139 Před 4 lety +1264

    "Im desperately waiting for more mii fighter costumes so i dont have to be reminded that im playing one of them"
    Sans:

  • @cockvaccuum2000
    @cockvaccuum2000 Před 2 lety +19

    “Ness is one of the few characters that makes me wish that there was an option to turn off character voices” and I took that personally. -a Ness main

    • @chaz2632
      @chaz2632 Před rokem +2

      Even though I main ness I'm kinda annoyed of his "hup, huh" when doing combos

    • @cockvaccuum2000
      @cockvaccuum2000 Před rokem +1

      Yeah, it does get annoying

    • @briannawilson8845
      @briannawilson8845 Před rokem

      @@chaz2632 I liked the pitch of his voice better in Melee and Brawl. It seems it's gotten higher in Smash 4 and Ultimate. I hate how he sounds when he gets hurt/attacked because it sounds painful. I main Lucas by the way.

  • @CrustyFox87
    @CrustyFox87 Před 2 lety +21

    I like how at 4:30 you hear him laugh a little while roasting Pit

  • @benwilkins9070
    @benwilkins9070 Před 5 lety +598

    Marth: **gets roasted about being a clone**
    Lucina: **gets roasted about being a clone**
    Me: seems fair.

    • @phoenyxtaylor5750
      @phoenyxtaylor5750 Před 4 lety +14

      Both: *confused screaming*

    • @turboluck1023
      @turboluck1023 Před 4 lety +13

      Marth:speaks Japanese
      Lucina:speaks English
      Marth: you smell like crap!!!
      Lucina: you smell like cheese
      Marth:*speaks English* no u

    • @wisdomhorse8532
      @wisdomhorse8532 Před 4 lety

      Ben Wilkins because all Asians look the same lol

    • @hairyspider151
      @hairyspider151 Před 4 lety +5

      He also called Lucina's design lazy... After copying his concept of roast for the last character

    • @savien6401
      @savien6401 Před 4 lety +1

      I mean it’s fair but technically Marth came first so he not a clone

  • @lordroy88
    @lordroy88 Před 4 lety +1287

    “Yeah, Sonic is good at running. His franchise into the ground!”
    *Damn*

    • @isaacaccomando435
      @isaacaccomando435 Před 4 lety +42

      Interestingly enough, Sonic the hedgehog is the second most popular videogame franchise represented in smash. Check the numbers. Mario is the only one that beats it with 650,000,000 coppies of games. Sonic has 350,000,000. Pokemon is third at 300,000,000.

    • @cirnosnumberfan6449
      @cirnosnumberfan6449 Před 4 lety +15

      Sonic isn't call Mario's rival for nothing, lol.

    • @2000sKingdomHeartzFudanshi
      @2000sKingdomHeartzFudanshi Před 4 lety +12

      Yeah pretty much every Sonic game in the 2010’s is trash except for Generations, I love the 90s games but I think the 2000s were the best decade for Sonic

    • @cirnosnumberfan6449
      @cirnosnumberfan6449 Před 4 lety +10

      @@2000sKingdomHeartzFudanshi Colors, Fire & Ice, Mania. Those were all good 2010s games, proving that point wrong.

    • @We_Have_Dragons
      @We_Have_Dragons Před 4 lety

      Isaac Accomando nope

  • @JohnnyGuiltyMan
    @JohnnyGuiltyMan Před 2 lety +41

    "Ivysaur is the worst Gen 1 starter"
    Sounds like something a Charizard fan who knows that Charmander is actually the biggest mistake if you pick it in Gen 1 would say, because while the Venusaur line isn't interesting, it is the single best pick.

  • @SummerFlame104
    @SummerFlame104 Před 3 lety +11

    As a Kid Icarus fan and aPit main, I came here knowing that he was going decimate my boy. I think the worst part about it the roast that made me take psychic damage is that he’s 100% correct.
    Well played.

  • @HaydenH
    @HaydenH Před 5 lety +3622

    “Marth is just female Lucina”
    “Lucina is a copy of Marth”
    Ok, that makes sense.

  • @pickles8038
    @pickles8038 Před 5 lety +863

    "Toon link is link if his parents were cousins"
    Me, in Alabama: Oh....

    • @janelle57759
      @janelle57759 Před 5 lety +15

      I hate this so much 😂

    • @shankshifterr
      @shankshifterr Před 5 lety +5

      OH MY GOD BRO LITERALLY SAME

    • @thecringebros2141
      @thecringebros2141 Před 5 lety +1

      That's insest

    • @indominusreags2278
      @indominusreags2278 Před 5 lety +2

      Same here bro

    • @baleohhay7983
      @baleohhay7983 Před 5 lety +5

      I’m in the wtf (with the f standing for flip flops because apparently comments with bad words can get a CZcamsr demonetized even though it’s not the CZcamsrs fault) that is Florida, so idk your perspective, but do you ever get offended from memes about that?

  • @spitfirepg3d91
    @spitfirepg3d91 Před 2 lety +7

    “Marth is just a *female* Lucina”
    Either he messed up the sentence or made the roast of the century

  • @supremeboi1x
    @supremeboi1x Před 3 lety +12

    “Alph looks like a rejected rugrats design”
    As someone who watched rugrats, *I agree*

  • @TriploonGD
    @TriploonGD Před 5 lety +702

    "People play random more than they play Sheik"
    Yesterday I was playing random and I got Shiek

    • @acbox2273
      @acbox2273 Před 5 lety +22

      As a person who mains Sheik this hurts on an emotional level

    • @aydenbilow9148
      @aydenbilow9148 Před 5 lety +1

      *illuminati music*

    • @silent_hunter6967
      @silent_hunter6967 Před 5 lety

      Like your marble races 😉

    • @gdatruezamykal7215
      @gdatruezamykal7215 Před 5 lety +6

      For some reason, I get Shiek the most often when I play random.

    • @hyrulesprincess
      @hyrulesprincess Před 5 lety +4

      ok i wasnt wearing my glasses but
      I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE THAT READ SHREK INSTEAD OF SHEIK

  • @Jofinity
    @Jofinity Před 5 lety +881

    "Marth is the female Lucina" -Choc, 2019

    • @aulovera391
      @aulovera391 Před 5 lety +12

      Lol

    • @jordonroy6574
      @jordonroy6574 Před 5 lety +27

      Tech Gamer my baby brother and sister both think that Marth is a girl

    • @rafaelmonteiro7904
      @rafaelmonteiro7904 Před 5 lety +17

      @@jordonroy6574 first tought was that he's a female

    • @KanSanyara
      @KanSanyara Před 5 lety +6

      Seventeen Shots At first I tought lucina was a boy (In her first game when she disguised as marth)

    • @nekorubu
      @nekorubu Před 5 lety +8

      I read your comment, and thought nothing of it.
      *then I heard it and rethought my existence*

  • @shootme9111
    @shootme9111 Před 2 lety +10

    "Mewtwo is a glorified test tube baby" that was fucking beautiful

  • @theharperods3416
    @theharperods3416 Před 2 lety +10

    "Joker is easily the weebiest character on the roster."
    *Last surprise intensifies*

  • @jacobwiley9856
    @jacobwiley9856 Před 4 lety +971

    "Smash is the best 3D Sonic game that has come out in over a decade."
    Never have I heard something so true in my life.

    • @Sonic_Wind
      @Sonic_Wind Před 4 lety

      👏👏👏👏Bravo

    • @stevenbobbybills
      @stevenbobbybills Před 4 lety +7

      If Sonic Generations came out in 2009 instead of 2011, this statement wouldn't even be hyperbole. It would have been true.

    • @anthonyclaro5893
      @anthonyclaro5893 Před 4 lety +2

      (throws phone out the window)

    • @bruh8654
      @bruh8654 Před 4 lety

      At least Sonic as a better fans than him

    • @noelsanchez6708
      @noelsanchez6708 Před 4 lety

      FACT. THIS MANS WORDS ARE 100% TRUE

  • @chummyweevil3948
    @chummyweevil3948 Před 5 lety +735

    "i liked him better when he was used as a double jump"
    *TRIGGERED*

  • @b-o-n-j-o-u-r
    @b-o-n-j-o-u-r Před 3 lety +6

    "Villager's haircut brought to you by a bowl and a pair of scissors"

  • @winglee3073
    @winglee3073 Před 2 lety +2

    Mii fighters (includes all three of them): you like yourself too much
    Random: you can't decide a main

  • @AsH-qg1dr
    @AsH-qg1dr Před 4 lety +647

    Me: *Laughing at the roasts*
    Choctopus: *Roasts my main*
    Me: *Stops smiling*

  • @galaxymew5138
    @galaxymew5138 Před 5 lety +465

    "Shulk looks like the leader of a failed K-Pop group."
    I DIED

    • @galaxymew5138
      @galaxymew5138 Před 5 lety +12

      @@justinzhang3720
      * proceeds to drag myself the hospital *

    • @Kobekola
      @Kobekola Před 5 lety

      Its true

    • @novo8601
      @novo8601 Před 5 lety

      @@galaxymew5138 did you drag yourself to the hospital on time?

    • @zitro3022
      @zitro3022 Před 5 lety

      Justin Zhang How If he’s in the graveyard

    • @galaxymew5138
      @galaxymew5138 Před 5 lety +1

      @@novo8601
      Yee

  • @squirell2363
    @squirell2363 Před 3 lety +13

    0:23 Mario
    0:37 DK
    0:49 Link
    0:59 Samus
    1:01 Dark Samus
    1:06 Yoshi
    1:14 Kirby
    1:21 Fox
    1:27 Pikachu
    1:31 Luigi
    1:38 Ness

  • @SuperBlueGamer_Official
    @SuperBlueGamer_Official Před 3 lety +2

    Me who mains every character:why you gotta do me like this 😥

  • @backslashgaming5533
    @backslashgaming5533 Před 5 lety +500

    “People play random more then they play Sheik”
    God, he couldn’t be more right.

    • @izzaireredacted3018
      @izzaireredacted3018 Před 5 lety +5

      I have played as Shiek... Once. 😂

    • @backslashgaming5533
      @backslashgaming5533 Před 5 lety +3

      Whoops. Sorry for offending Sheik mains. Thx for the likes

    • @RadiantBleu
      @RadiantBleu Před 5 lety

      Sometimes I play her

    • @Dio-Brando3
      @Dio-Brando3 Před 5 lety +7

      @Claire Laws sorry for upseting all seven of you smash 4 veteran's.

    • @Kmika00
      @Kmika00 Před 5 lety +4

      True but I’m best with sheik over any other character 😹 she’s one of my mains

  • @enis-karra4575
    @enis-karra4575 Před 4 lety +287

    *"I'd insult Samus but I wouldn't want to upset all four of you Samus mains"*
    _that hurted more than I anticipated_

    • @light161_
      @light161_ Před 4 lety +7

      that roast didnt age well

    • @qah7673
      @qah7673 Před 4 lety +1

      "Boohoo let me play Lifelight on the worlds smallest violen"

    • @hauntedsoulz1240
      @hauntedsoulz1240 Před 4 lety

      I feel you bro

    • @killedb4ucme
      @killedb4ucme Před 4 lety +1

      lmao... This man said hurted

    • @light161_
      @light161_ Před 4 lety +1

      @@killedb4ucme WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM. our feelings are hurted and you are being mean.

  • @BlondishOpossum
    @BlondishOpossum Před 3 lety +4

    Your roast on my main, Luigi made me laugh on the spot. Very creative.

  • @31jks
    @31jks Před 7 dny +2

    “Young link needed to find out how to time travel”
    Sheik and Zelda existing both at once 😗😗😗

  • @lj5121
    @lj5121 Před 5 lety +628

    *"Marth is just female Lucina."*
    You really hit that one out of the park.

  • @kylephipps2877
    @kylephipps2877 Před 4 lety +430

    "Peach's IQ is lower than the turnips she pulls out of the ground."
    DAMN.

    • @artificalqueen8982
      @artificalqueen8982 Před 4 lety +8

      As a peach main that hurt my soul 🥺

    • @StarXClusred
      @StarXClusred Před 4 lety +2

      @@artificalqueen8982 lmfao same

    • @iamcelestial9648
      @iamcelestial9648 Před 4 lety +1

      @@artificalqueen8982 😭

    • @Mopsspoof
      @Mopsspoof Před 4 lety

      Kyle Phipps, that roast got my hatred towards Princess Peach on fire!!

    • @VeilanYume
      @VeilanYume Před 2 lety

      Peach main here. And yeah, that one STUNG.

  • @SneakTheOcto
    @SneakTheOcto Před rokem +6

    Hero: Your reveal got overshadowed by two animals from the petting zoo.
    Banjo-Kazooie: *Your* reveal got overshadowed by an overweight skeleton.
    Terry: Who are you again?
    Byleth: The only people who are happy for you to be here are the shared content video creators.
    Min-Min: Don’t quit your day job ramen lady. No seriously, *don’t.*
    Steve: Everyone was excited for you to be in the game until people realized how annoying you are to fight.
    Alex: Even the narrator isn’t happy your here.
    Sephiroth: Your more well known for the Aerith memes than as a character.
    Pyra and Mythra: Hey, shared content! Found two more for you!
    Sora: Sakurai can’t even afford to go on vacation now just because of how much money he had to spend just to get you in.

  • @quinnbrescol5246
    @quinnbrescol5246 Před 3 lety +4

    “Idk how you can hunt ghosts but you look like you wet the bed”
    6-year-old me: I can relate...

  • @Hoodlet
    @Hoodlet Před 4 lety +360

    Any projectile character:
    Everyone: Stop spamming

    • @MARSHTMP
      @MARSHTMP Před 4 lety +1

      Except my link, I might as well be playing one button melee

    • @lonttugamer2939
      @lonttugamer2939 Před 4 lety

      @@MARSHTMP sounds like an interesting battle to have lol

    • @grrumakemeangry
      @grrumakemeangry Před 4 lety +1

      Travis Gardner lmao I play dark pit as a main so I love when enemies cast projectiles

    • @eoshighpeddle1060
      @eoshighpeddle1060 Před 4 lety

      @@grrumakemeangry I play normal pit...

  • @allstarproductions1151
    @allstarproductions1151 Před 3 lety +5

    Who else mains R.O.B. and spent like ten minutes looking for him and realized all he said was,”Who”

  • @yattkeller9461
    @yattkeller9461 Před rokem +2

    My man roasted all the characters while using a half controller☠️☠️☠️

  • @crankyllamas2773
    @crankyllamas2773 Před 5 lety +963

    I don’t want to roast the fire emblem characters because I don’t like repeating myself

  • @Kayne0744
    @Kayne0744 Před 4 lety +578

    Everyone: This dude is roasting our mains!?
    Me: This dude is playing on a single joycon!?

    • @kagaillard
      @kagaillard Před 3 lety +5

      I'm suprised he didn't say OK!

    • @archielangley1040
      @archielangley1040 Před 3 lety +2

      when your playing as ness
      don't press pk? fire a single time and dont worry im with ya

    • @goku_is_mui2433
      @goku_is_mui2433 Před 3 lety +1

      I am a ness main and I am proud what you said

    • @kagaillard
      @kagaillard Před 3 lety +1

      I'm a ness main too

    • @igur_yes.8553
      @igur_yes.8553 Před 3 lety

      I see no problem, i know they're small but i like them. They are pretty good

  • @nialvessal
    @nialvessal Před 3 lety +2

    I love how every roast is painful and destroying and then my main's is just: "ahah your game is not localised"

  • @PeachyKeen13
    @PeachyKeen13 Před 2 lety +2

    The roast he did about dark pit had me dead it's so simple but so good 💀 🤣

  • @n4b1d
    @n4b1d Před 4 lety +682

    It’s all fun and games until they get onto your main

    • @tombanks1839
      @tombanks1839 Před 4 lety +12

      Good thing I'm a chrom main

    • @metaknight1410
      @metaknight1410 Před 4 lety +31

      No one deserves to hear someone call your main Adam Sandler.

    • @stoopidflare9262
      @stoopidflare9262 Před 4 lety +3

      Tbh, i dont really have a "proper" main because i choose any character to fight with, whether i havent used them or just for fun

    • @ZX_STH
      @ZX_STH Před 4 lety +1

      His roast was so incredibly inaccurate it was almost funny.

    • @sludgewave4786
      @sludgewave4786 Před 4 lety +3

      @@metaknight1410 I feel you, meta knight is actually pretty strong, at least he is fred savage tier...

  • @holyroller67
    @holyroller67 Před 3 lety +472

    "Duck Hunt didn't even have a character name"
    *laughs in European Version*

  • @critica6718
    @critica6718 Před 3 lety +5

    I would roast Ness, but he keeps yelling "PK Fire" at the top of his lungs, and doesn't realize that people are sensitive to noise. It's called an indoor voice, Ness. But of course, Ness would never know or understand what that is.

  • @XxdextriousxX
    @XxdextriousxX Před 3 lety +3

    I thought this would be strictly about play style but nah he went into their history and personality. This felt personal 😂

  • @dannydivito7858
    @dannydivito7858 Před 3 lety +662

    "I would insult samus but i wouldn't want to upset all 4 of you samus mains."
    And I took that personally.

  • @tggoober4170
    @tggoober4170 Před 4 lety +273

    "Toon Link is Link if his parents were cousins"
    damn I was not expecting that

  • @DanTheMan7777
    @DanTheMan7777 Před rokem +1

    You thought that Big Mac you had last week was the worst thing you've ever seen?
    *Meet Little Mac.*

  • @finnmcdade2977
    @finnmcdade2977 Před 3 lety +2

    "Yeah, Sonic is good at running. His franchise into the ground."
    That's a good one

  • @windowsuser2002sucks
    @windowsuser2002sucks Před 4 lety +539

    "I'm sorry, who?"
    As a R.O.B. main, I am happy that was a small roast.

    • @The_Wan
      @The_Wan Před 4 lety +1

      I'm also a R.O.B main

    • @lettuce674
      @lettuce674 Před 4 lety +6

      Who tf plays rob in 2019?

    • @Diamond-pe7kz
      @Diamond-pe7kz Před 4 lety +10

      It was a small roast cuz hes not important

    • @msti_1337
      @msti_1337 Před 4 lety +1

      Im too Rob main

    • @skllsession3993
      @skllsession3993 Před 4 lety

      @@camihiena It's short to show how far he's gotten in Smash after his patch.

  • @onoono8632
    @onoono8632 Před 5 lety +406

    “Roast my main”
    Ness and Little Mac mains: ...

    • @rowho8380
      @rowho8380 Před 5 lety +5

      The Rosalina one was legit nice, because of the dolphin insult

    • @smokeiiwriter
      @smokeiiwriter Před 5 lety +13

      as a ness main I can relate

    • @ukcubes4647
      @ukcubes4647 Před 5 lety +3

      As a Mac main, that wasn't too bad

    • @zackjones08
      @zackjones08 Před 5 lety +1

      Ness sucks but little Mac is beastly

    • @jeremyc.9851
      @jeremyc.9851 Před 5 lety +1

      @@zackjones08 Ness Gang, If someone breathed on Little Mac he'd never be able to recover

  • @lunchbagSSBU
    @lunchbagSSBU Před 2 lety +1

    ok the rob one cracked me up lmao
    why u gotta do my boi like that

  • @Yessirnoah
    @Yessirnoah Před 3 lety +2

    “Someone get this ugly pterodactyl a cupcake before he wastes away”
    D a m n

  • @shybaka2892
    @shybaka2892 Před 5 lety +613

    Wait! Simon is 22 years old!!!!!? That dude looks like a 45 year old rejected He-Man character that gets hired for at local kids parties and pretend he’s He-Man.

    • @erlangeelisme512
      @erlangeelisme512 Před 5 lety

      Shybaka289 lmao

    • @Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz
      @Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz Před 5 lety

      To be fair, he was cursed by Drac and had to reincarnate him to kill him again.

    • @starberrysparkler
      @starberrysparkler Před 5 lety

      He really does though...

    • @scheyeguy2479
      @scheyeguy2479 Před 5 lety +4

      He looks like a grungy homeless Prince Charming from Shrek

    • @mysticHi-365-
      @mysticHi-365- Před 5 lety +10

      He looks like a cracked version of prince charming from shrek

  • @somedegenerate6622
    @somedegenerate6622 Před 3 lety +842

    "Joker is easily the weeb-iest character on the roster."
    *Never before have I been so offended by something that I 100% agree with.*

    • @kikio6408
      @kikio6408 Před 3 lety +9

      I agree with that statement and I feel I am that one person who people call a weeb because all I play are jrpgs and a couple other video games
      *cough*
      and I main joker

    • @copybook2482
      @copybook2482 Před 3 lety +6

      @@kikio6408 it's my description, and yes, I main Joker and Sephiroth 😂

    • @allitube5668
      @allitube5668 Před 2 lety +2

      @@copybook2482 me to

    • @countnightfelld2640
      @countnightfelld2640 Před 2 lety +1

      XD yah

    • @theplushaxl9943
      @theplushaxl9943 Před rokem

      fr

  • @Happy_spider_boi
    @Happy_spider_boi Před rokem +1

    Sora: you just wanted him in, DONT LIE

  • @danielleanderson3971
    @danielleanderson3971 Před 3 lety +1

    4:30
    Choctopus after finishing the video: Why do i hear boss music?

  • @haydensmith9621
    @haydensmith9621 Před 4 lety +238

    3:32
    "marth is just female lucina"
    "Lucina is just a copy and pasted marth"

  • @kristenk2503
    @kristenk2503 Před 4 lety +512

    “Palutenas guidance is the only reason to ever pick palutena”
    The sad thing is you actually need pit for that, which makes palutena useless

  • @neonninja5729
    @neonninja5729 Před 3 lety +2

    Everyone when Choctopus got to their main: bippity boppity, your knees are now my property

  • @stormgaleb
    @stormgaleb Před 3 lety +1

    peach:can solo a tough boss fight against a DEMON WARRIOR and still gets nabbed by the same fat turtle

  • @eldritchexploited5462
    @eldritchexploited5462 Před 4 lety +396

    "Mewtwo is a glorified test tube baby" that's just, actual fact

    • @savien6401
      @savien6401 Před 4 lety +4

      Eldritch Exploited Mewtwo is the Frieza’s escaped love child after he shoved a dragon ball up his own arse

    • @mranxiety9995
      @mranxiety9995 Před 3 lety +3

      @@savien6401 no. He is literally a test tube baby.

    • @ricocarpenter2189
      @ricocarpenter2189 Před 3 lety +3

      @@mranxiety9995 I like savien's theory though

    • @Cwak
      @Cwak Před 3 lety

      And it's still a roast

  • @BlueBaloobi
    @BlueBaloobi Před 4 lety +660

    Dang you’re gonna make Lucas cry to his mom- oh wait

  • @clericboi3429
    @clericboi3429 Před 2 lety

    These are the best roasts I've ever heard lmao

  • @Briar_Kerbo
    @Briar_Kerbo Před rokem +1

    Another mii fighter roast I'd like to point out, 75% only main Mii Fighter to use the Sans costume, and only 50% of THEM have actually played Undertale

  • @aidenshumaker4069
    @aidenshumaker4069 Před 5 lety +268

    When you K.O a Toon Link just say "Toon in next time, Link in the description."

  • @pintobeani5361
    @pintobeani5361 Před 5 lety +218

    "inkling looks like they smell like fish 247"
    *well, yeah, THEY'RE SQUIDS*

  • @theawsomecheese9714
    @theawsomecheese9714 Před rokem +1

    Sheik is just Zelda as a ninja, yet doesn’t hide in the shadows, go back to ninja school

  • @MayBeSomething
    @MayBeSomething Před 2 lety +2

    Can we get an updated list, now that everyone is out, and the final balance patch is out?

  • @andywaller8183
    @andywaller8183 Před 4 lety +563

    Choc: “joker is easily the weebiest character.”
    Weebs: “never have I been so offended by something I 100 percent agree with.”

    • @pv1612
      @pv1612 Před 4 lety +5

      The funny thing is my sister mains hiM

    • @joeywilson4818
      @joeywilson4818 Před 4 lety +6

      U forgot the funny

    • @zamzers
      @zamzers Před 4 lety

      no

    • @justmebtw1374
      @justmebtw1374 Před 4 lety

      I fucken agree

    • @Jon_Fury
      @Jon_Fury Před 4 lety +9

      Choc: “robin looks like the dude that would have an anime body pillow”
      Me: “oh he might be talking about me”

  • @arandomrowlett
    @arandomrowlett Před 4 lety +178

    Chrom, because we needed another fire emblem character
    Byleth: Allow me to introduce myself

  • @thechillgamer6607
    @thechillgamer6607 Před 3 lety +1

    Coctopus: roasts everyone's main
    Me who don't have a main: I have no weaknesses

  • @yoisakikiss
    @yoisakikiss Před 3 lety +1

    “Dark Pit is what happens when you ask an 8 year old to create a villain” I CACKLED

  • @princesscadance197
    @princesscadance197 Před 5 lety +312

    I- I’ve never realized that Rosa kinda does attack like a dolphin...
    She just dives at you...

    • @tigersfan00
      @tigersfan00 Před 5 lety +1

      MarchingArts So does Luigi doesn’t he?

    • @richili2500
      @richili2500 Před 5 lety +4

      Huh, guess you could say she's wet. Yeah no need to show me the exit I'll suit myself out.

    • @richili2500
      @richili2500 Před 5 lety +1

      @@tigersfan00 yea- no- ..... I dont remeber lmao.

    • @inckykawaiibois1744
      @inckykawaiibois1744 Před 5 lety

      What do you me... OH MY GOD DUDE

    • @teraspeXt
      @teraspeXt Před 5 lety +2

      and it's *beautiful*

  • @plohka1141
    @plohka1141 Před 3 lety +389

    “I liked Yoshi better when he was Mario’s double jump.”
    I don’t even play Yoshi and that still hurt.

    • @Gaminghj
      @Gaminghj Před 3 lety +3

      it didnt hurt me its the facts

    • @gameworldjt
      @gameworldjt Před 3 lety +3

      I love yoshi in mario games, so it hurts a lot hearing that

    • @theobamiumchronicles2838
      @theobamiumchronicles2838 Před 3 lety +1

      Yoshi is my secondary main (after greninja) and I used to main him. He is my favorite character in all of video games. Like he was way to harsh on Yoshi. *Visible sadness*

    • @aymanaboufarise4346
      @aymanaboufarise4346 Před 3 lety +1

      @@theobamiumchronicles2838 you like lizards a lot dont you 😈

    • @theobamiumchronicles2838
      @theobamiumchronicles2838 Před 3 lety +1

      @@aymanaboufarise4346 he is a dinosaur. And Greninja is a frog. Also I dropped Greninja and started playing Olimar.

  • @ALLHA1LSHAD0W
    @ALLHA1LSHAD0W Před 3 lety +1

    it would be so funny if you made a follow up video of the rest of the dlc

  • @quagballl4975
    @quagballl4975 Před 3 lety +2

    Rob was fucking murdered
    "Im sorry who?"

    • @faydef7932
      @faydef7932 Před 3 lety

      IRL robot toy who never had a actual video game

    • @OrigamiAhsoka
      @OrigamiAhsoka Před 2 lety +1

      I call him “violent wall-e”

  • @giannapop
    @giannapop Před 3 lety +575

    “Roasting your smash ultimate main”
    Me who mains a dlc character that came out after this vid was made: *smug intensifies*

    • @wonderful_whiscash9534
      @wonderful_whiscash9534 Před 3 lety

      Who?

    • @dede_hdd5035
      @dede_hdd5035 Před 3 lety +17

      Wich one? Boring Plant? Cool character with cool moves and cool mechanics and cool meter and cool hitboxes, did I mention how cool the character is? Or was it the annoying down special one that always broke your shield? Maybe the one that has ridiculous smashattack hitboxes, but everything else is shit? Or maybe
      *SANS?*

    • @n.u.andadalmatianplantatio9353
      @n.u.andadalmatianplantatio9353 Před 3 lety +5

      No no no Steve

    • @roserazor4807
      @roserazor4807 Před 3 lety +3

      main Banjo and Kazooie . So im chilling

    • @deeznutz7597
      @deeznutz7597 Před 3 lety +1

      @@dede_hdd5035 ._.

  • @gamerl6664
    @gamerl6664 Před 4 lety +478

    "Yeaah Sonic's Good at Running.... His own franchise into the ground"
    I don't care what universe you're from that's gotta hurt

  • @mystic5175
    @mystic5175 Před 2 lety +1

    His ROB roast was literally my reaction to seeing Rob for the first time

  • @crystaljake439
    @crystaljake439 Před rokem +1

    Here's one: Shulk has more moves than the money that Xenoblade Chronicles made.

  • @knave6257
    @knave6257 Před 5 lety +270

    “Toon Link looks like what happens if Link’s parents were cousins.”
    Me: *pauses video for three seconds*
    Did he really just say that?

    • @2valid2villanous
      @2valid2villanous Před 5 lety +6

      Exactly lol that hurt

    • @100jecs
      @100jecs Před 5 lety +7

      Outstanding Move

    • @infamouscoffee4934
      @infamouscoffee4934 Před 5 lety +8

      *ALABAMA 100*
      *ARKANSAS 100*

    • @darcidious99
      @darcidious99 Před 5 lety +6

      @@infamouscoffee4934 no damn it, Arkansas is the cousin fucking state, Alabama is siblings. I want my arkansan representation damn it

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 Před 5 lety +7

      @@darcidious99 Yeah. Us Alabamians can't fuck both our siblings and our cousins; that'd be too much work.

  • @livingbeing3198
    @livingbeing3198 Před 5 lety +643

    “Lucas guaranteed eats glue. No wonder Nintendo is yet to localize his games” -Choctopus 2019

    • @abcaretheonlylettersiknow7834
      @abcaretheonlylettersiknow7834 Před 5 lety +10

      Atleast we have emulators.

    • @Moon-nk3co
      @Moon-nk3co Před 5 lety +12

      Imamanboy 777
      And a dedicated fanbase to translate the entire game for us

    • @OskarTheNerd
      @OskarTheNerd Před 5 lety +2

      To deal with the death of his family

    • @magnetronman298
      @magnetronman298 Před 5 lety +7

      Plot twist: his mother didn't die, she left him because he was such a failure

    • @k.t.t.m.2326
      @k.t.t.m.2326 Před 5 lety +12

      Eating glue won't bring Claus back

  • @mattyman2144
    @mattyman2144 Před 3 lety +1

    In an alternate universe where decidueye was chosen over incineroar.
    Choctopus: why couldn’t we have gotten someone good like incineroar?

  • @Skydude69
    @Skydude69 Před rokem +1

    After the Snake roast I can hear a phone ringing and some yelling Snake? SNAKE?!?! SSNNNAAKKKKEEEE??!?!?

  • @lonebellows
    @lonebellows Před 4 lety +290

    "Palutena's guidance is the only reason to pick palutena". You can't even trigger it as palutena

  • @Matteo_nr1_evermore_stan
    @Matteo_nr1_evermore_stan Před 2 lety +1

    “Pacman’s fire hydrant can take more damage than this RAT”
    Rip me, died of laughter

  • @brainiacfortnite5523
    @brainiacfortnite5523 Před rokem +1

    Palutena's Guidance doesn't even come from Palutena, you have to play as Pit to get it

  • @arcanus_illuminare
    @arcanus_illuminare Před 5 lety +121

    Greninja's only personally trait is that it could hang itself with it's own tongue

    • @pterogen3415
      @pterogen3415 Před 4 lety

      Last time I checked that isn’t a personality trait but aight

    • @savien6401
      @savien6401 Před 4 lety

      Ethan Zane I mean it can also technically mega evolve with the stone and stuff just by having a bond with its trainer but ok