I’m back! Filmed five brand new vids, starting with this one. A throwback to the old Never Ending Story I used to do. Lots of you asked for these. I have much more coming your way!!!! Thanks for watching.
“Long story short.” “I kinda lost track of the point of the story.” LMAO! This saint has a the patience of a rock. and Ed here spewing out premium bullshit like a free flow waterfall. I’m so envious of your talent.
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two HEAVENLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest CZcamsr ever, having two handsome girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear st
Ed: "Play a song. I'm gonna sing it to you." Larry: No, it's alright. I'm not really in the mood." Ed: "You want me to play?" Larry: "No, not really but go ahead."
Anybody could write and rehearse that in 30 seconds in their minds. Are you guys really that dense that you think making shit up is a hard skill? Only in America do we pat someone on the back for accomplishing the tiniest things. Lol.
I wasn't wrong to choose Ed to help me get through this alcohol detox. Getting back to sobriety hurts, but all of these videos are keeping my mood up through the withdrawal symptoms. Thanks, Ed!
What ever you do, don't trade alcoholism for chronic masturbation. It's harder to quit and you can't always do it with others around. Good luck. P.S. What are you wearing?
At least Ed would clean up Kensington... that has become a zombieland lately, maybe Ed can do a parody and make the news like others lately to address the local issues (like cassady campbell or alex stein)
I love these neverending story sketches Ed tells people. It comes so naturally for him. He sounds so genuine when he tells them. There's never any pausing to think of what to say next.
Got my popcorn for this. Without genuine kind people these videos wouldn't be as good but some people are so nice they listen more lol love people they're brilliant! God bless from Ireland brother.
This has got to be my favorite episode you have ever uploaded and I have seen them all. I love this approach to comedy, its wholesome and generous. Great Job!
@@jourdeflamme8235 you should have adopted the fox that was around capitol Hill. They just killed the poor thing for going after the scum of the earth......politicians.
Warmed my heart when you gave this dude cash, made him feel appreciated. You gave him a boost of energy that I could feel. Congratulations on being a good Guy!!
Lol. You sent him for a loop. First you annoyed him, then you surprised him with "Blackbird," then you made him really happy with the donation! Hilarious. Glad you're back.
From Delores, To Wisconsin, to the hockey player Claude, to the reality star vet, “Long story Short” to the mower and the 2 fingered mishap … OMG to Blackbird??! That was totally unexpected… WTF is going on right now? We've all missed your videos. Thank you, and welcome back
You missed the brother being in the band, the kid breaking his leg, the hiring the attorney part to only find out he was related through the ancestry thing to hiring OJ's old lawyer... LOL... this was so damn funny!!!
I love Never Ending Story. One of my favorite skits. Thank you for handing the ole timer some dough. Class act, and we need more people like you in this world.
OMG, I can't stand getting trapped in those "conversations", can't really call it that because all I say is "uh huh" "yeah" "really", until I can escape.
I work in a psychiatric unit and for manic, hyper verbal people i basically just ramble like this then you see their eyes gloss over and they go to bed
I love how he recounted a story about the prank he did with Vlog Creations with mowers Inc that's bloody brilliant even more brilliant he's talking in third person about his own characters so hilarious.
Ed's proved to be the most consistent amazing uploaded on the entire CZcams platform 👏 😊 love you buddy. Been watching since the beginning so happy to see a new banger!!
Edd!!! Dude when you started singing the story I couldn’t stop laughing. Thank you for another video. 🙌🏻 I felt like this guy was low key hating on your singing skills. 😂
Man, you always crack me up. This old guy was so patient. Thanks for the laughs. Honestly, you are a funny guy. I'm surprised you are not in the show biz. Cheers!
When I was a beer truck driver delivering to the bars always in a hurry, these old day drinkers sitting at the bar always had never ending stories like this.funny as video Ed.
I had to come back to this again and really hear your story. Before I was concentrating a lot on this man's subtle reactions. Again, your off-the-cuff hilarity is simply outstanding!! Thanks for the miles of smiles today!! And have a great rest of your week, too!
Dude I haven't watched any of your vids since like high school 10 years ago. This is the 1st one since and you're still hilarious. Even the ending part was arguably the funniest. I'll probably binge your whole channel now.
Bartle-doo ! I literally am hitting pause because I want to savor this ! You had us all at buying ducklings off Craigslist to feed your alligator or even helping the guy that hung around Home Depot, keep going..keep pushing..you are borderline legendary
ED CAN YOU DO SOME MORE MUMBLES !!! HES MY FAV I DIE LAUGHING
Just finished editing my latest Mumbles video. Coming soon.
@@edbassmaster Been with you since day one here on youtube,get some more comedy back mate,Australia Loves you.
@@edbassmaster We need more Mumbles and Skippy bro 😎👊
@@edbassmaster LEGEND!
@@edbassmaster we want skippy too 😩
This is literally me and my girlfriend everytime she tells me a work related story. 😂
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Same!!!!!
😂😂😂
I would take work stories any day of the week compared to what I have to listen to :D
😂🤣
Poor Larry, really didn't want a long winded story 😂😂
That ear beating! 😄
We’ve all been there 😂
its reversing the roles :-b
Exactly, he was trying to make a long story short!🤣
But..
The “long story short” gets me every time. Ed, you are one of a kind. Can’t wait for more😭
"Unreal"
PSH! hahaha everytime he says "long story short" i just burst out laughing😂😂
@@lostguy17
Lol
That was a long story longer
@@410kane
Hehehe
"Oh I'll get to the point wait till you hear this" 😂😂😂
YO RYAN LOCHTE VIBES ON THIS ONE FR
Big Dom in the house hehhhhh!
Wasn't this like beck yeah 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
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Eddie ends the story with… “I don’t have time right now.”
Yes.
That was the best part lmao. The guys all ready to give one of his stories and Ed bounces hahahaha
🤣🤣 plot twist!
🤣
Ed,Larry is 70 years old,he doesn't have time for this never ending story.😂😂👍👍
Exactly! He aint got time for none of that flirkin'
Well actually he probably enjoyed it hahaha, let’s be honest , he probably ain’t got much going on.
Sometimes you’ve got time, but you ain’t got time for *that*.
@@Jaasau - Hahaha, ain’t nobody got time for that!
Ed ate up a quarter of what's left of the man's life with that story!! 😂
“Long story short.”
“I kinda lost track of the point of the story.”
LMAO! This saint has a the patience of a rock.
and Ed here spewing out premium bullshit like a free flow waterfall. I’m so envious of your talent.
When the guy stopped playing as to say “we’re done here right” and ed immediately starts back with the story. It’s too good.
I died when Ed starts singing the story😂😂
🤣
It was pretty good though I'm surprised the guy wasn't impressed
😂😂😂😂 yeah
Same omg. 😂
@@spokeman 😆
Classic Ed !!! We need more !!!!
So much more coming now that I found a camera guy.
@@edbassmaster that's not your camera guy that's the mafia, dude 😳
@@edbassmaster Good News :)
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two HEAVENLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest CZcamsr ever, having two handsome girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear st
@@edbassmaster Awesome!
Ed: "Play a song. I'm gonna sing it to you."
Larry: No, it's alright. I'm not really in the mood."
Ed: "You want me to play?"
Larry: "No, not really but go ahead."
DEAD lol!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️
I started laughing so hard there lol. That was a great transition
Ed: “Play along I’ll sing it”
Larry: “nah it’s alright” *stops playing* 😂😂😂
😂😂. There are so many quotables in this one. That was good. The other one is. Ed: Want me to sing one?
Larry: No, that's alright.
He learned from when he let him sing at first 😂
Man to be able to craft a story for that long takes some skill. Another banger from ED 😂
And freestyle a song
Right that was genius. 😁😁😁🤯
HAHAHAHAAAHAH
Anybody could write and rehearse that in 30 seconds in their minds. Are you guys really that dense that you think making shit up is a hard skill?
Only in America do we pat someone on the back for accomplishing the tiniest things. Lol.
No kidding Ed has some serious ad-lib chops
The improv story singing to the man’s guitar playing was GOLD! 🤣🤣🤣
You made me laugh as a teen and now I’m 26 and you still make me die of laughter! Thanks Ed
As a former bartender these stories were my life for 5 years. After about 5mins I go I’ll be right back. 😂
I did not expect Ed to bust out blackbird on the guitar that was GREAT 🤣🤣🤣
Man of many talents.
For real! He sounded good too. Nice surprise.
I always seem to attract these story tellers in my life 🤣
And they always catch ya in the grocery store line wanting to tell you their life story
And then the whole point of the story is insignificant and you're just like haha yeah man 😐
I have a coworker like this. Once he gets going everyone starts to secretly eye each other.
Same lol
Same. One time I was at a party, and that kid broke his leg I think, then...
i love how you held that old man hostage by holding his guitar, amazing story.
I wasn't wrong to choose Ed to help me get through this alcohol detox. Getting back to sobriety hurts, but all of these videos are keeping my mood up through the withdrawal symptoms. Thanks, Ed!
I’m glad I can help good-day sir.
Unreal
PSH!
What ever you do, don't trade alcoholism for chronic masturbation. It's harder to quit and you can't always do it with others around. Good luck. P.S. What are you wearing?
@@cameronbartlett6593WHAT IS THIS
COMMENT
This nice man is always waiting for Ed to get to his "long story short" part... OMG, hope you upload more; this was great and made my day!!!
Lmaoo always some old nice guy 😂
I was thinking the same thing...to make a long story short..hahaha
I'm just glad he told the short side of the story, so we can hear the full story in a podcast or something
There's older ones if you haven't seen them already lol they're classic. Ed is still my favorite youtuber.
@@Dev-In-Denver123 I'm sure I have, but not in a long time... thanks for the reminder!! Going back for some more laughs now!
Ed, lying comes too smooth for you. I think you are ready to be a politician.
At least Ed would clean up Kensington... that has become a zombieland lately, maybe Ed can do a parody and make the news like others lately to address the local issues (like cassady campbell or alex stein)
Bassmaster 2024
It's not lying. It's called improv lol
He’d make a good democrat
@@jondough3339 🤣
At 3:43, this feels like an hour already. Well done.
Dang it really did! Crazy that was only the 3 minute mark
I love how Ed breaks at 2:41 with the barn 😆
Yeah. He's a g, but he did start to break there for a second. Very rare for this guy.
7:27 and 8:25 LOL
Ed - "Play along, I'll sing it..."
Larry - "Eh that's alright..."
Lmaoo
Ed - "Oh want me to play?"
Larry - "Not really, but go ahead.."
Hahaha
@@johnnull5315 Hahaha
dude lost two fingers. I'm up shits creek.
I love these neverending story sketches Ed tells people. It comes so naturally for him. He sounds so genuine when he tells them. There's never any pausing to think of what to say next.
@@truth7276 Yeah gotta be some memorization tactics employed
@@aphysique no way he’s just flowing some people can do this I know people like that I’m one of them people always told me I can talk forever 😂
Ed: “Play along… ah I’ll sing it”
Larry: “No..that’s alright…” 💀😂😂😂
Someone should turn this story into a movie 😀
Cartoon
What story?
15 minute short would be perfect. I'll play Claude
Look up "Mumbles commercial" it's a real video ☝
It would be like Luis from ant man bit lmao 😂
Got my popcorn for this. Without genuine kind people these videos wouldn't be as good but some people are so nice they listen more lol love people they're brilliant! God bless from Ireland brother.
Bro halfway through I caught myself interested in these stories forgetting that you were pranking this guy! Absolutely amazing as always 🤣
How he threw Mumbles in the story is gold I swear..Legend
Good to see you back Ed, these never ending videos always crack me up 🤣
Thanks for watchin numbnuts!
@@edbassmaster pshh off pal
2nd this topcomment
@@edbassmaster That ain’t nothin
@@edbassmaster Bartle Doo? 🤔
This has got to be my favorite episode you have ever uploaded and I have seen them all. I love this approach to comedy, its wholesome and generous. Great Job!
🙄 really? Favorite? 🤔
Me too bro! I've been requesting his never ending stories for years. People don't understand the comedy of if. You just have to love it
@@jeremydedrick4054 You have a problem with someone having different taste than yours? Do you want jeremy dedrick clones all around ya? lol
@@jourdeflamme8235 you should have adopted the fox that was around capitol Hill. They just killed the poor thing for going after the scum of the earth......politicians.
Warmed my heart when you gave this dude cash, made him feel appreciated.
You gave him a boost of energy that I could feel. Congratulations on being a good Guy!!
Lol. You sent him for a loop. First you annoyed him, then you surprised him with "Blackbird," then you made him really happy with the donation! Hilarious. Glad you're back.
Ed just gave him his whole Forest Gump story haha
😂
*Forrest
From Delores, To Wisconsin, to the hockey player Claude, to the reality star vet, “Long story Short” to the mower and the 2 fingered mishap … OMG to Blackbird??! That was totally unexpected… WTF is going on right now? We've all missed your videos. Thank you, and welcome back
You missed the brother being in the band, the kid breaking his leg, the hiring the attorney part to only find out he was related through the ancestry thing to hiring OJ's old lawyer... LOL... this was so damn funny!!!
Thanks for spreading joy medicine, Ed!!! Straight up LEGEND!
This is the longest I’ve been entertained by nothing. Thank you Ed!!
This is a blessing to me and all of us here to witness this 😂🙌🏻🙏🏻
Thanks Ed!!!!!!
Lmao! I love how he jumped right back onto the story after he played the guitar 😆
Never knew you were a talented musician. Great voice and guitaring
Thanks boss
Have you never heard his band? It’s called daughtry
@@durrrrty_dave This guy
@@myballsitchsomethingfierce6319 lol
@@durrrrty_dave 😂
This is actually impressive to be able to do this for that long. "He INSISTED that he tries it inside the the store! "
I have experienced these guys in my life....I have learned to actually close my eyes and snore.
"I kinda lost the track of the story " 😂😂😂
"I'll get to the point of the story. Wait till you hear this. " 😂
Ed, I love your stuff. Glad to see new content, I can’t wait to see what you got in store for us!
That blackbird cover was FANTASTIC! Wow. Loved this. Hoping for more like this asap.
Seriously… his pitch was really damn near perfect
@@johnwhitaker545 well said
I would’ve been like “uh huh…” “wow” “that’s crazy” 😂 people have patience lol
I love Never Ending Story. One of my favorite skits. Thank you for handing the ole timer some dough. Class act, and we need more people like you in this world.
OMG, I can't stand getting trapped in those "conversations", can't really call it that because all I say is "uh huh" "yeah" "really", until I can escape.
Dude Ed is a living legend. Dude is a master. Pure comedic genius.
Ed's prank calls are THE BEST. Keep up the Videos, EDDIE
I work in a psychiatric unit and for manic, hyper verbal people i basically just ramble like this then you see their eyes gloss over and they go to bed
I'm so glad you're BACK in ACTION! Love this.
Omg, your pranks are on a whole other level compared to what’s on CZcams nowadays. It’s legit comedy, soooo funny.
Who couldn't use a good laugh these days. Thanks Ed, this was gold!
The legend has returned - been watching your content since the beginning - never fail to entertain!
Going on telling the story while he played the guitar was hilarious 😂 Larry was a trooper to sit through that. Post more videos Ed!
NEVER ENDING STORY IS THE BEST..THIS MADE MY DAY!! I MISSED THIS SO MUCH THANKS ED ❤
This is exactly what I needed. Thanks Ed you make my day every time you upload!!
Love the classics more than anything! Go put people on the news! 😂❤️
I love how he recounted a story about the prank he did with Vlog Creations with mowers Inc that's bloody brilliant even more brilliant he's talking in third person about his own characters so hilarious.
Love this content!!! Keep them coming!
OG of the game is back!
Ed's proved to be the most consistent amazing uploaded on the entire CZcams platform 👏 😊 love you buddy. Been watching since the beginning so happy to see a new banger!!
I love that this kind of interaction can happen. Humans are neat.
Cringe
I agree. It’s interesting to break down social interactions at the bare bones level.
@@chicken4090 look at that....unreal...
Ed is always gonna be the goat of this! The funniest man hands down
5:05 WTF Ed this was amazing! You're an absolute comic genius brother! Love you 💙
Edd!!! Dude when you started singing the story I couldn’t stop laughing. Thank you for another video. 🙌🏻
I felt like this guy was low key hating on your singing skills. 😂
That poor guy had no idea what the heck was going on with this story.
Lol that was funny Ed
And ya killed it in Blackbird!
Beautiful
Missed ya bro!
Thanks Ed, you made my day! Not only are you very funny but quite a musician too! I’m impressed.
It was hilarious but I died when you continued while he was playing. Been watching your videos for 10 years about. You never miss!!
Never ending story + the hacker make it happen Ed!!
Classic ED is back.. Literally crying right now, man! Missed your videos, legend! Your videos are helping me a lot in this quarantine.
Quarantine? Are you living in 2020?
@@chrisrob722 Mr Obama has covid I guess
@@chrisrob722 it’s Barack lol
Legend man. Me and my family have been watching ur videos for a decade. Crazy
Bro ‘ When you started to Sing The Story!! Absolutely Brilliant
He was a nice guy. Hope he's doing well.
Damn Ed you are a True Pro!! How did you not budge? 2:52 lol I would've broke character. Well played
😆😂😂😂
Haha, he's gettin' there... i knew someone who did this tirades all the time he would go for hours, it was painful
Lol
He did budge when he brought up the barn. I’m sure he just said “a barn, isnt that crazy?” While laughing or something
You are part of when I found CZcams videos, 12 or 15 tears ago, please Don't stop doing your videos, you got alot talent, you are the best.
Man, you always crack me up. This old guy was so patient. Thanks for the laughs. Honestly, you are a funny guy. I'm surprised you are not in the show biz. Cheers!
This guy was the perfect victim for the never ending story because he was sitting down with his guitar and stuff and he couldn't just walk away 😆
One minute in and this is gonna be good 😆 🤣 😂
When I was a beer truck driver delivering to the bars always in a hurry, these old day drinkers sitting at the bar always had never ending stories like this.funny as video Ed.
Eddie never fails! always makes ur day! bro even the super old vids slap hard they are all tooo gooood! classics!
Huge display of talent at 7:46
"long story short" that's such a philly phrase
Made it all the way through. You a bad ass guitarist. I was fully invested in your rambling story.
Just when it sounds like the worlds ending, the legend himself shows up with this video! Thanks ED!
best part of the story 7:47
I had to come back to this again and really hear your story. Before I was concentrating a lot on this man's subtle reactions. Again, your off-the-cuff hilarity is simply outstanding!! Thanks for the miles of smiles today!! And have a great rest of your week, too!
Dude I haven't watched any of your vids since like high school 10 years ago. This is the 1st one since and you're still hilarious. Even the ending part was arguably the funniest. I'll probably binge your whole channel now.
Bartle-doo ! I literally am hitting pause because I want to savor this ! You had us all at buying ducklings off Craigslist to feed your alligator or even helping the guy that hung around Home Depot, keep going..keep pushing..you are borderline legendary
"Long story short..." No you didn't just say that. 😂
Just about 3 times ^^
"Long story short". Please, I want to hear the long story haha
No man ever regretted pulling a guitar out of his case than this man. Lol! Ed you are the best.
One of the best yet!!!!!!
Ed actually has musical talent as well kudos 😂👌
Yay a video!
You guys have a Mike update?
@@zachgalante3577 he relapsed again and is homeless now. he's trying to get his shit together though
How do you know?
@@zachgalante3577 He hasn’t spoken to us, pretty sure things aren’t good :(
Danm that sucks
Ed wakes up every day, and figures a new way with his character, to mess with somebody. It’s great! 🤣
Love Ed! He makes a bad day turn into a good one. Thank you.