Matthew Hergenroder Actually her interrupting got her out from the convo. Had she just listened he would've gone on for much longer like in Ed's other vids
I used to work for a call center and I literally had a dude on the phone like that, he wouldn't stay on subject about his issues and rambled about things that didn't matter.
John Pettersen send some back to her maybe she needs that one person who enjoy listening to her ideas and concerns, it could end up in a meaningful friendship.
So glad I discovered this guy about a month ago…my kids and I are watching all his videos together dying laughing. I think this man is the funniest man in America no joke. All his characters rival the best of any classic SNL, Livin Colour, etc skit. Genius stuff 👍👍👍
OMG this is hilarious, a woman at the grocery store was doing this to me the other day. She kept telling me stories about her cats and wouldn't stop for a good 20 minutes. I didn't have the heart to cut her off, but finally someone else came and she started talking to them so I snuck away and made a run for it! lol
😂 that's perfect. I remember years ago I was in an xbox live party and this guy literally talked for 30 minutes straight while no one else did. I had to keep muting my mic so that he wouldn't hear me laughing
I know it is so interesting it kinda reminds me of when I was in law school and I had a colleague who was so excited about our IP class but when we got in the class he soon saw it was not what he thought it was. All he talked about was how he wanted to be an IP lawyer and all but soon came to find out that he wanted nothing to do with it. It's funny as you progress through law school you take more and more classes and soon you find yourself building a list of areas of law that you do not want to practice. I was not the typical law student and honestly never aspired to go to law school in my younger years but after I graduated with my bachelor's degree in Accounting and Money and Finance, I worked as an accountant for a year and was bored to death. So I did some soul searching and decided I could either go and join the masses of graduate students or apply for law school. Obviously I went the latter route and while I can say that there were pros and cons about enrolling in law school I am happy with my decision. Timmy on the other hand could not pass the bar and committed suicide.
My Dad does this all the time. I call it conversational terrorism because he literally hijacks the conversation and it takes a negotiation to get out of it.
I love how it's like he just switches stories so quick you don't even realize it happened. "Wheel fell off the wheelchair... Someone brought s gun to the party" he's a really good actor to have those completely unrelated things sound like they're connected somehow.
I love how he seamlessly links all that together.
And he had an awesome ending but she ruined it
He didnt link it all together. The first 2 parts had nothing to do with the wheelchair and neither did the last parts of the UFC fighting
And yet never gets to the point. If he was a con he'd be a professional at it... Lol
Right, he’s so smooth! Lol he keeps saying “to make a long story short” lmao 😂
That lady is so rude. If she would quit interrupting he would be able to finish. LoL
Matthew Hergenroder Actually her interrupting got her out from the convo. Had she just listened he would've gone on for much longer like in Ed's other vids
Big Herg lol
imagine if he had to repeat the entire story all over again lol
😂😂😂
😂
I don't understand how he does this with a straight face
Practice.
For real.
right lol
@@mcblasty he's gifted
He’s a sociopath. Not all sociopaths are bad some have skillllzzz like Psh
do this to someone high lol
😂😂😂
Omg😂😂😂😂
PLEASE
LOOL IKR
They would probly just zone out and let Ed keep rambling until Ed chooses to end it lol
"The whole nine"
fark its so funny when he says that
CoffeeAndNachos *fuck
@@Street-Shred82 fike
@@o0GrayMatters0o fluke
"Hear me out, this is the deal-breaker here"
*looks and sees there's still over 1 minute left on the video*
wolves ay we
Are you happy you defeat Manchester sity today?
Yesss 😂
Everyone knows someone like this.... They use 30 words when 5 will do.
andyquinntv They're called women.
@@-.._.-_...-_.._-..__..._.-.-.- Lol
Swear that I was about to respond that it was my girlfriend. Luckily, she has good qualities too
@@-.._.-_...-_.._-..__..._.-.-.- oooohhhhhh snap !
lmbooo
to make a long story short :D
Long story short he voted Biden
(Wheezes)😩🤣
To make a short story long
🤗
I love how he does this BS to people that want us to listen to their BS. 😂
jim LEHMN yeah he flips the script lol...
My bs is better than yours..so listen to my bs😱😂😂😂
Exactly! :)
Dam right🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
this is the people who waste your time lol
he almost finished the story though
Lol
lol should do that to Jehovah's witness see how long they stay can bare it lol
lol
Michael Thompson somehow when i answer the door in my underwear the jehovas witnesses dont want to stick around.
crisisofconsciousness lol really
I love Jehovah's witnesses, they can't stand being shown verses about the Holy Trinity from the King James Bible, or verses about hell.
Omg LMFAO, I WAS RAISED JEHOVAH'S WITNESS I JUST READ YOUR COMMENT LAUGHING MY F****** ASS OFF DUDE. I WISH HE WOULD 😂😂😂😂
He's good at coming up with awesome, long bullshit stories. So funny
nice ass :)))
+xXseb1347Xx lol this nigga
@@xXseb1347Xx Joseph is most likely a dude.
"somebody brought a gun to the party" lol
“Someone brought a gun to the party”
LOL the Psh at the end
One does not simply collect a signature from Ed Bassmaster 😂👏🏻
He has really good stories though
And now they fight in the UFC LOL
Nick and Nate Diaz
Gabriel Cellist hahahahaha orphans
I used to work for a call center and I literally had a dude on the phone like that, he wouldn't stay on subject about his issues and rambled about things that didn't matter.
I walk in a call center now as a customer service rep... I know the pain.
At least you could finally hang up on him. I have a couple co-workers that can ramble on for the entire day.
Desiree Ramsay
that's because nobody likes a worthless telemarketer and he was wasting your time so you couldn't spam someone else.
he was probably lonely
@@justanotherbum007 lol, I was a customer service rep at Verizon the person you call for help. They called not me.
My step dad loves to talk a lot too, so i usually end up saying wow thats crazy and end up walking away if I'm lucky.
Not Giving A Single Fᴜck ah the classic "thats crazy"
Lol
Or the "righhhhtt" or if it sounds bad "awww fuck thatt" or good "hell yeahh"
Hahaha that phrase i fuken use all the time..DAYUMM THATS CRAZY..EVERY 5 SECONDS
chase pape fuck that 😂😂
This guy totally steals his "pssssh" from Chip Diamond
The greatest fake story I’ve ever heard. Well done Ed.
Thanks! It was.
i wonder if he prepared all these stories ahead of time or just made them up as they speak. cuz they are good.
It's improv, The way he reuses themes like the politics thing and how he's branching off makes me pretty sure he didn't plan them
I reckon it must be both, have a sort of loose structure/few places it could go and then improv all the little links and stuff
Damn hes a legend. These are the pranks i want to see. Real, funny and noone gets hurt.
InfernoPhoenix100 and none of them are fake
Im pretty sure she felt hurt.
so anyway, to make a long story short. :D
Well I just submitted this as my best video ever for a new film festival. I am extremely upset now.
Its not your best. Maybe thats why
Pshh.
Crazy people around my town do this to me all the time. O:
same its why i am cautious bout talking to anyone get stuck talking to their ass 10mins over useless bs i have no clue about
lol...so true
THRASHMASTER667 my gas station clerk. shows cell phone pics and EVERYTHING 😪😯😦😩😔😣😢😭😧😳😬😡😠
John Pettersen send some back to her maybe she needs that one person who enjoy listening to her ideas and concerns, it could end up in a meaningful friendship.
His creativity and people skills is top notch. That is a quick and vast mind. Not to mention to maintain a straight face ain’t easy at all
Funny 'cause i know people like this in real life
Psh.
Unreal 🙄😒
This is comedy GOLD ! I wish he would do these more often with salesperson, jehovas witness the whole nine 😂
great idea for a video you should do this more. your transition from completely unrelated topic to topic is fucking hilarious
This just may be the most amazing improv i've ever seen.
He said “ just let me finish” lmao
Cool story bro.. Tell it again. :)
So glad I discovered this guy about a month ago…my kids and I are watching all his videos together dying laughing. I think this man is the funniest man in America no joke. All his characters rival the best of any classic SNL, Livin Colour, etc skit. Genius stuff 👍👍👍
I like how in the end he just went *psh*
“Can I explain my situation” 😭😭😭🤣🤣
edbassmaster hilarious man! You have to do more of these! Hahahaaa
It sounds like you got a lot of good stories 🤣🤣🤣🤣 . You the best bro
I’m an immigrant I haven’t been watching his videos since 2014 and with him I learned English.
Because he so funny and I was tried to understand him
"You keep saying that" LOL
I prepared for a reenactment of the movie never ending story😂
I love these!!!! You gotta keep doing these videos!!!
So love EBM. I'm sure Bassmaster was just beginning telling his entire life story to this Poor, poor woman ... Miss you, EBM !!!
3:20
"We will talk later"
YEEAAAH SURE. LMAO.
Oh man!! You really busted her chops hahahahaha you gotta do that again to someone lol great video dude :)
2:01 "listen to this it gets worse" love that bit lol
This popped up on my timeline for reason. I do this for real man 😫
To make the loooong story short
At the end you forgot to say "Unreal"
the never ending stories are my favorite!
man...i have watched this over 19 times now!!! still cracks it everytime.!!!
Love this! Awesome, Ed.
thats badass. youre starring in the ad that plays before your video lmao
I have got to try that sometime....
You were funny as hell on PKA, thanks for doing the prank calls. I hope they can get you as a guest on an episode sometime soon
ed that good story, i cant believe you kept it going for that long and didnt startle with words
Ed, what an imagination with your never ending story's
I do this with telemarketers and Jehovah’s Witnesses
🤣🤣🤣
No you don’t
more of theseee please ed
MORE OF THESE PLEASE!
I miss the days when he had so many good characters and so much funny funny prank videos even the prank calls.
OMG this is hilarious, a woman at the grocery store was doing this to me the other day. She kept telling me stories about her cats and wouldn't stop for a good 20 minutes. I didn't have the heart to cut her off, but finally someone else came and she started talking to them so I snuck away and made a run for it! lol
😂 that's perfect. I remember years ago I was in an xbox live party and this guy literally talked for 30 minutes straight while no one else did. I had to keep muting my mic so that he wouldn't hear me laughing
"I snuck away and made a run for it" 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
I like this one bassmaster keep them coming buddy
XD this was torture!!! I didn't even want to sit and listen in the comfort of my home!!! Lol GOOD JOB!!!
that was so funny good work
lmfao
"You have so many stories" 😂😂
Ed Bassmaster, you have a gift. I’d love to be able to go on and on like this....
man its so funny when some people are like this they talk forever about something they know I guess some people love telling stories lol
True I know many people like this 😂😂
I was expecting long stories in the comments. You guys disappoint me.
I know it is so interesting it kinda reminds me of when I was in law school and I had a colleague who was so excited about our IP class but when we got in the class he soon saw it was not what he thought it was. All he talked about was how he wanted to be an IP lawyer and all but soon came to find out that he wanted nothing to do with it. It's funny as you progress through law school you take more and more classes and soon you find yourself building a list of areas of law that you do not want to practice. I was not the typical law student and honestly never aspired to go to law school in my younger years but after I graduated with my bachelor's degree in Accounting and Money and Finance, I worked as an accountant for a year and was bored to death. So I did some soul searching and decided I could either go and join the masses of graduate students or apply for law school. Obviously I went the latter route and while I can say that there were pros and cons about enrolling in law school I am happy with my decision. Timmy on the other hand could not pass the bar and committed suicide.
11 years later still funny 😂😂😂
He’s so smooth with it, doesn’t slip once. These videos are the best! 😂❤
hahahahahahahahahha
Your just awesome I can watch your videos over and over
Edward, you are an amazing story teller!
My Dad does this all the time. I call it conversational terrorism because he literally hijacks the conversation and it takes a negotiation to get out of it.
Do more of this, Ed. So interesting.
Hahaha ed that was hilarious i watched almost all ur vids u are talented keep up with your good work
Do more of these!
Congrats on getting 1mil subs!
Hahaha this is the best thing! Please Eddie make more of these videos, please!!
"the whole nine" LOL
This is still genuinely fucking hilarious 3 years on. I'd love for him to go and do more of these.
DO MORE OF THESE!
Oh MAN YOU R KILLING ME IM LAUGHING SO HARD . YOU GOT TO DO MORE OF THIS MAN. THIS IS GREAT.IM ABOUT TO WATCH IT AGAIN LOLOLOLOLOLOL
"But I was almost done tho"
Amazing talent🙌🏼
"To make a long story short" lmao
Funny asf. Love it.
That would've been hilarious if he threw the slip behind his back as he walked away and said, "PSH!" Lol
Great stuff!
Congrats to any one who can listen to a conversation that long. I have about 30 seconds for a random 'story' before my brain leaves my body.
Love all your pranks ED best youtuber prankstar love your vids😂😂😂💜
"Can I explain my situation"
Famous first words
oh this is EPIC! we need MOAR!
More of these!
I love how it's like he just switches stories so quick you don't even realize it happened. "Wheel fell off the wheelchair... Someone brought s gun to the party" he's a really good actor to have those completely unrelated things sound like they're connected somehow.
fken LOVE the "psh" at the end. loll
You definitely need to do this again
Did anyone else notice mic dundee walk by
My grandfather does this all the time. Ed, you always crack me up.