@Celtic Revival / Adfywiad Celtaidd Ignoring what the other person said, he does mention English invasions of France and the Netherlands, and the invasions by the UK are also inherently invasions by England, as well as by Wales, Scotland, and sometimes Irish countries, just like how invasions by America are technically invasions by Wyoming and every other of the 49 states. So technically he is right.
@@The_Soviet_Onion The Philippines is British colony, since 1762 to 1764. The occupation was an extension of the larger Seven Years' War between Britain and France, which Spain had recently entered on the side of the French. The British wanted to use Manila as an entrepôt for trade in the region, particularly with China. The Spanish agreed to deliver a ransom to the British in exchange for the city being spared from any further sacking. Aftermath. The British occupation of Manila lasted until Manila was returned to Spain according to the 1763 Treaty of Paris. News that it had been lost did not reach Spain until after the cessation of hostilities between the two powers.
@@SparkThaMetal I live near the south coast and the weather is just as sh*t as anywhere in the UK, its slightly milder in winter sometimes but otherwise the weather is often poor.
@@chatteyj said by someone who aint ever been up north rofl get a grip mate the difference is huge, the south is same latitude as northern france wheres the north is same latitude as denmark and norway. Let alone Scotland.
@@dice7584 it is possible that someone else has made this comment before me, it's a very popular meme, all i can say is i never saw anyone in this comment section referencing the meme
It's worth noting that the British were not the only ones invading or colonising foreign territories, they were just better at it. The Spanish even attempted to invade Britain but the British sank the Spanish Armada... to be fair though, The British later attempted to invade Spain with an armada of their own, which was also a failure, but they don't teach that part of history in British classrooms. In fact I only learnt about that part of history today thanks to google.
They did it at a far larger scale though so they do still deserve blame. It still effects millions of people today as well, just look at Bangladesh and India and the Middle East.
Yeah but Brits are white, which is why everyone always whines about "colonization, (including the dipshit who runs this channel) and doesn't talk about anyone else on Earth doing the same thing. Islam has spent the past 1400 years invading non-Muslim lands, but you won't see that on this channel.
Lol “better at it” the British just aimlessly spread chaos around the world and couldn’t maintain control of anywhere. Just another war obsessed culture.
@@Xen_the_legend Anglo-Saxons' des-truc-tion of the world, human beings, human civilization, etc. is a great tra-ge-dy of human history. Their culture has created their bru-tal , gree-d y , of-fen-sive, In-va-sive behavior like the most vicious cancer cells in human body penetrating everywhere in the world, Britain, ARMerica, Australia, Canada, New Zealand etc. are their l o o t s , they are not the native there originally, their e x t r e m e acts of p l u n-d e-r i n g des-troy-ed the harmony of the world and humans which originally maintained an ecological balance in nature, they I n v a d e d more than half of the world, hundreds of millions of human beings have been k i l l e d by them during their ag-gre-ssive behavior, the cultural relics of countries lo-ot-ed and des-troy-ed are countless, the exhibits in the Great Britain Museum in London illustrate all this, but that is only the tip of the iceberg. Sadly, in the 21st century, this e x t r e m e l y u-gly human character is still prevailing and destroying the world and human being which represented and lead by the ARMerica government, it uses its powerful mi-li-ta-ry power, continue to obstruct the progress of the world and human civilization with extreme b r u t a l, s h a m e l e s s , most d I s g u s t I n g and greediest actions. It has become a major obstacle to human progress and peaceful coexistence. The Anglo-Saxons and today’s ARMerica government are useless except for op- pres-sing the world’s human right and civilization. The ARMerica government’s complete inability to deal with the current virus pandemic is an excellent proof that they are a paper tiger. They are so Incompetent, incapable in doing something good to human, they are shameless, good for nothing good except lying, rumors fabrication, demonize, blaming, pushing of responsibility to other nation or organization who is doing better than it , and all kinds of atrocities against humanity have reached the highest peak of humanity, and they are clamoring for freedom, democracy, and human rights, but the real fact is that their behavior which violation of human freedom, democracy, and human rights is the most intrusive in human history, their wanton killing of humans, extreme plundering and destruction of human civilization can no longer be repaired, and these behaviors are still continuing today. Who in the world can end this most inhumane behavior in human history? Stop it from continuing in harming the world and mankind? Yes, the rise of the great eastern civilized ancient nation will change all of this and the process and destiny of mankind, the west export only war, military power, weapon, mass slaughtering, day light killing and assassination, booming of other nation’s embassy, colonization, slave trade, demonizing, fabricating of lies and rumors, creating of fake video, blaming, organizing and leading the illegal violent activities in other country, support the illegal group of people against their nation, spying, looting and destroying of other nations’ historical and culture relics etc. etc…… , in fact, there is no end in writing out the bad things the western country did, and just opposite, the eastern great nation does not do all these things against human survival and improvement, great eastern country’s government exports only technology, construction, pandemic essential materials etc. only, and some more, it is so keen in improving the human living standard as a whole so that it planned and launch a super major project which unprecedented in human history-one belt one road, it is why it is qualified to be the biggest hi-tech entrepreneur and capitalist in the world, it is so easy to differentiate good and bad with just a simple compare..Chai from Malaysia.
@@klchai7884 DONT FUCKING DARE BLAME THE ANGLO-SAXONS FOR THIS. It was the fucking Normans. The Anglo-Saxons are a peaceful, friendly, familial and religious people. The Normans are the establishment, the ones you blame. They massacred Anglo-Saxons. They are the monarchy. They do the conquests, they are the globalist collaborators. The Anglo-Saxons are innocent and they only ever came to America to get away from the fucking oppressive Norman government, as they are inherently an egalitarian, tolerant people who don’t like constant war, and despise oppression.
@Андрей Славиков because they know secretly that they couldn’t do it themselves. They would have tried if they could but they couldn’t. Nobody could beat us, until some of us actively started wanting us to be beaten.
That wasn't even an exhaustive list- you could have added much of Antarctica, Falklands, Malta, etc. And Wales and Scotland seeing as you said England and not Britain.
People like to think Britain is just England, especially the Welsh and Scottish, because that way they can look like victims instead of the aggressors that they also were.
In Asia, UK sent troops to Korea during the Korean War 1950-53 with over 60,000 troops with 1,100 KIA. I'm sure S. Koreans do not look at Britain as "invaders" but nevertheless, if you are mentioning some other instances such as Iceland in this video which in comparison was very peaceful and cooperative from the host country, the sacrifice of British troops to defend S. Korea against communism is worthy of mentioning and remembering.
Man I don't know... was it also a sacrifice that they made in Iraq to 'protect' the people there from an evil regime? The one in Afganistan was the same then? Do you feel the same towards the 'sacrifice' that Russian troops are making to protect Ukranian people from some other evil regime? Or do you know so much about Korean and Russian histories that you can tell which side is 'the bad guys'?
@@xx765 Iraq and Afghanistan were no doubt a illegitimate use of British troops, but South Korea on the other hand was absolutely justified to protect S.Korea and stop the spread of communism. They are certainly not comparable.
I imagine that for Americans this is like finding out that your estranged father used to be in a biker gang before he settled down to become an insurance salesman.
@@PNW_Marxist Ah, the USA isn't so bad, other than the occasional oil war (which OPEC did provoke a little), the USA has been pretty free-wheeling and laissez faire.
@NeEYaH Yes... What do you want peaple to do... Lie about it? It's what we as a species have done throughout human's Civilizations, right across the planet, how do you think the man kind has spread throughout the entire world? giving Roses and daffodils out? wise up and get with reality.
Pretty sure he didn't intend to say that. If he would use that in any other country, like Britain invaded French cities, he would have also said "Spanish Spaniard targets bombarded" or something. "Serbian serb" is something that doesn't exist and is a grammatical error.
@@antoniofrancis1736 bosnian Serbs don't exist. It's only a nationalistic, fashistic term used only by those who have hate among others. It is downgrading someone. It is like someone is born in Germany ---> he is a German but his parents are from Turkey and you call him a "German turk". Doesn't make sense, how is he a turk when he barely goes there, and has tradition he learned while being in Germany, his mother language is German. Noone uses this term. Only idiots use this and that's why the war happened there in west Balkan and not somewhere in Europe...
Nepal did great against British. Britishers had attacked Nepal 5 times but they lost to Nepal 3 times and they ended the war with an agreement of friendship.
minor correction. After WW1, the UK did annex parts of Cameroon. The majority got occupied by France, but two provinces (northwest and southwest if I'm not mistaken) were british Colonies. To this day there is a lot controversy about whether these provinces should have stayed with Nigeria. In recent years there has been some violence and a lot of unrest in the english speaking provinces.
@@infinityxtanishq8712 nah, I think the queen saying "Hey, sorry my ancestors invaded most of the planet that one time, any way cheers" in an official royal speech would be good enough.
Great Video - Would be also be even greater to update / Add: Tunisia & Norway campaigns in WW2, Falkland Islands (v Spain, France, Argentina), Peninsular War (Wellington's Army marching through Portugal & Spain v Napoleon), The island of Menorca in the Med,
Norway campaigns are not an invasion. That was aid to to Norway to fight of the german invasion in 1940 Just because UK fought in a country doesn't mean it was an invasion
hmmm interesting very interesting but to be fair, many of these cases were not invasions but part of a joint allied response to aggression...obv. all the 1st and 2nd world war maneuvers. BTW what's up with the audio, big guy? Sounds like you're speaking through a blanket into a boombox mic...tech help is available lol
Actually Korea had invasion in 1885 called Geomun island incident (illegal occupation). But it's not for colonization but just keeping russia in check. In fact, People in Geomun island welcomed them and they had almost no conflict. UK withdrew their troops in 1887 by negotiation with russia and china.
as a Korean, I refuse to acknowledge geomun island or any other islands of jeolla-do as a Korean territory. Jeolla-do is notorious for gang violence, sexual criminals and human trafficking (the most well-known case would be Sinan county and its salt farms slaves. There is a reason why it gave birth to a modern day devil like Kim Dae-jung, a literal human t*ash who sponsored Kim-il sung and his North Korean regime reportedly billions of dollars (you can check BBC source by searching "S Koreans charged over summit cash" on BBC) and helped NK establish itself as nuclear power.
I finally figured out where my British accent came from even though none of my family lived there my grandma lived in Antigua and barbuda 🇦🇬 and I spent almost as much time with her as I did with my parents till I was like eight.
At 7:26 and 8:30 put it on 2x speed and it's basically Yakko's World at that point. Actually, just watch Yakko's World, it's basically the same but under 2 minutes.
@@Lorddonen ok but other than the fact that whether or not this is funny ( I literally do not care) there are like six people with your pfp cropped slightly differently, with your name switched around a bit, commenting “this isn’t funny” everywhere.
Wales was the first nation invaded wholly by England. I assumed that would be in this video from the title 'ENGLAND has invaded'. England is not a synonym for Britain.
The British / Coalitions painted napoleon as a hungry warmonger, but during that time they were conquering lots of lands around the world and a warmonger themeselves.
@Leroy Jenkins 2.0 dis (sorry don't want to do a spitch in english you can still translate, I understand english but debating with a Yankies pissed me that's why (I know that you aren't one but still)), t'as oublié quand la France a gardé un certain pouvoir en Angleterre, tellement longtemps qu'elle en a perdu une partie de sa langue, genre 400 ans environ.
To be fair most countries that england invaded weren’t countries as we know them today before the british came, its britain who generalised land masses then split them into chunks, bordered them started civil wars and then left
@@HitCannon People don't dimension who much luxury and commodity they have, compared to even royal monarchy of the past. Running water, electricity, artificial climatization, fast transportation & communications, abundant, cheap & long lasting food.
Britain attacked Japan before WW2(Bombardment of Kagoshima 1863), they occupied part of former South Korea(Port Hamilton incident 1885) and also attacked North Korea(Korean war)
The British attack on Kagoshima had the tacit permission of the Japanese National Government, and took place ONLY because the local war-lord at Kagoshima attacked peaceable International Waters traveling vessels, which were not even approaching Japan, merely sailing past.
the twats stilL do it today. with a new form of colonisation. they use spain and their sun every summer pull europan girls an use their former colonies as a brothel holiday destination, i don't know a girl who doesn't love their fucking accent
@@JH-zs3bs The key word here is *"invaded"* and not necessarily *"colonized."* Some countries were colonize and some were not while some were just partially colonized for different periods of time.
@@JH-zs3bs the British screwed spain as they keep one small part of spain today as their colony and Spain keep crying about it and the British won't give it back. and they also use Spain as a favourite holiday destination I am sure at this rate they bought all your houses next to the sea and their is nothing Spain can do because it boosts your country economyeconomically
Icelander here, the government at the time was incredibly stupid, Britain and the US actually catapulted the economy into the modern age. They "invaded" just before we got our independence in 1944 so they didn't actually invade us but Denmark which we belonged to at the time...which had been under german occupation for a month... so to conclude they basically freed part of denmark from German occupation, this part just so happened to be Iceland, which also about 30 years later went to war with britain over some fish (the cod war)
@@aggi9995 Point is, it wasn't a war. Just a dispute over fishing territory. If it was a real war the Royal Navy would have blockaded you. And there's absolutely nothing Iceland could have done. But we didn't go down that road.
@@HighLatencyEmu Ueah they tried that here. After about three days they pulled out when they realized we hate washington politicians more than they did and that burning the town was actually a favor. That and when one of ours gave a general of theirs a third eye, they skedaddled and never came back.
@Return of the grapes. Open a history book. Battle of North, Bombardment of Fort McHenry. Occupation of Washington Point. 1814 Chesapeake Campaign. Read about it.
@Return of the grapes. Well truth be told, losing efforts qnd foreign wars tend to get less attention in most countries and education systems. Remember education is by its very nature indoctrination into some sort of philosophy or set of cultural norms. But yes as an American we tend to have an adverse reaction to the windage usually coming out of Washington, DC. You m8ght say that we scorn and dislike those assholes more than we dislike you.
“Being British is like being an alcoholic; whenever someone says you did something bad you find yourself going ‘honestly I don’t even remember that but yeah probably’.” - John Oliver
Gopniks are just drunken thugs like chavs but you guys fail at mentioning the hooligan culture around sports where they usually get drunk and beat each other up over a soccer teams.
That guy's a hypocritical twat of the first order. I suppose he's not biting the hand that feeds him since his career went nowhere when he was in England and he got his desperately unfunny show by brownnosing US execs. Oh, and he doesn't get Laibach. I think he's spent so long in the USA that his irony gland was removed.
@Ahajqjkw Njwkwkwk anw Anglo-Saxons' des-truc-tion of the world, human beings, human civilization, etc. is a great tra-ge-dy of human history. Their culture has created their bru-tal , gree-d y , of-fen-sive, In-va-sive behavior like the most vicious cancer cells in human body penetrating everywhere in the world, Britain, ARMerica, Australia, Canada, New Zealand etc. are their l o o t s , they are not the native there originally, their e x t r e m e acts of p l u n-d e-r i n g des-troy-ed the harmony of the world and humans which originally maintained an ecological balance in nature, they I n v a d e d more than half of the world, hundreds of millions of human beings have been k i l l e d by them during their ag-gre-ssive behavior, the cultural relics of countries lo-ot-ed and des-troy-ed are countless, the exhibits in the Great Britain Museum in London illustrate all this, but that is only the tip of the iceberg. Sadly, in the 21st century, this e x t r e m e l y u-gly human character is still prevailing and destroying the world and human being which represented and lead by the ARMerica government, it uses its powerful mi-li-ta-ry power, continue to obstruct the progress of the world and human civilization with extreme b r u t a l, s h a m e l e s s , most d I s g u s t I n g and greediest actions. It has become a major obstacle to human progress and peaceful coexistence. The Anglo-Saxons and today’s ARMerica government are useless except for op- pres-sing the world’s human right and civilization. The ARMerica government’s complete inability to deal with the current virus pandemic is an excellent proof that they are a paper tiger. They are so Incompetent, incapable in doing something good to human, they are shameless, good for nothing good except lying, rumors fabrication, demonize, blaming, pushing of responsibility to other nation or organization who is doing better than it , and all kinds of atrocities against humanity have reached the highest peak of humanity, and they are clamoring for freedom, democracy, and human rights, but the real fact is that their behavior which violation of human freedom, democracy, and human rights is the most intrusive in human history, their wanton killing of humans, extreme plundering and destruction of human civilization can no longer be repaired, and these behaviors are still continuing today. Who in the world can end this most inhumane behavior in human history? Stop it from continuing in harming the world and mankind? Yes, the rise of the great eastern civilized ancient nation will change all of this and the process and destiny of mankind, the west export only war, military power, weapon, mass slaughtering, day light killing and assassination, booming of other nation’s embassy, colonization, slave trade, demonizing, fabricating of lies and rumors, creating of fake video, blaming, organizing and leading the illegal violent activities in other country, support the illegal group of people against their nation, spying, looting and destroying of other nations’ historical and culture relics etc. etc…… , in fact, there is no end in writing out the bad things the western country did, and just opposite, the eastern great nation does not do all these things against human survival and improvement, great eastern country’s government exports only technology, construction, pandemic essential materials etc. only, and some more, it is so keen in improving the human living standard as a whole so that it planned and launch a super major project which unprecedented in human history-one belt one road, it is why it is qualified to be the biggest hi-tech entrepreneur and capitalist in the world, it is so easy to differentiate good and bad with just a simple compare..Chai from Malaysia.
And look at the UK now - on their knees, waiting for the America’s to Feed them, supply them just like 1939/1945 - after making the mistake of declaring war on Germany’s when they were not even threatened.
@@anonb4632 why was The UK allied with Poland - they entered into an Defense pact 30 Days prior to Germany invaded - that lead to the Dunkirk defeat and subsequent loss of Empire due to the American Inspired Atlantic Charter signed by UK and US - the rest is history.. Comrade and the Glorious Soviet Armies defeated Germany by taking on May 6 1946
@@L_Bo549 because british are in a small Island and the sea surrounds them, british at that time had the fastest boat and can move anywhere easily hence conquering half the world
@@mariahxjimin141 Anglo-Saxons' des-truc-tion of the world, human beings, human civilization, etc. is a great tra-ge-dy of human history. Their culture has created their bru-tal , gree-d y , of-fen-sive, In-va-sive behavior like the most vicious cancer cells in human body penetrating everywhere in the world, Britain, ARMerica, Australia, Canada, New Zealand etc. are their l o o t s , they are not the native there originally, their e x t r e m e acts of p l u n-d e-r i n g des-troy-ed the harmony of the world and humans which originally maintained an ecological balance in nature, they I n v a d e d more than half of the world, hundreds of millions of human beings have been k i l l e d by them during their ag-gre-ssive behavior, the cultural relics of countries lo-ot-ed and des-troy-ed are countless, the exhibits in the Great Britain Museum in London illustrate all this, but that is only the tip of the iceberg. Sadly, in the 21st century, this e x t r e m e l y u-gly human character is still prevailing and destroying the world and human being which represented and lead by the ARMerica government, it uses its powerful mi-li-ta-ry power, continue to obstruct the progress of the world and human civilization with extreme b r u t a l, s h a m e l e s s , most d I s g u s t I n g and greediest actions. It has become a major obstacle to human progress and peaceful coexistence. The Anglo-Saxons and today’s ARMerica government are useless except for op- pres-sing the world’s human right and civilization. The ARMerica government’s complete inability to deal with the current virus pandemic is an excellent proof that they are a paper tiger. They are so Incompetent, incapable in doing something good to human, they are shameless, good for nothing good except lying, rumors fabrication, demonize, blaming, pushing of responsibility to other nation or organization who is doing better than it , and all kinds of atrocities against humanity have reached the highest peak of humanity, and they are clamoring for freedom, democracy, and human rights, but the real fact is that their behavior which violation of human freedom, democracy, and human rights is the most intrusive in human history, their wanton killing of humans, extreme plundering and destruction of human civilization can no longer be repaired, and these behaviors are still continuing today. Who in the world can end this most inhumane behavior in human history? Stop it from continuing in harming the world and mankind? Yes, the rise of the great eastern civilized ancient nation will change all of this and the process and destiny of mankind, the west export only war, military power, weapon, mass slaughtering, day light killing and assassination, booming of other nation’s embassy, colonization, slave trade, demonizing, fabricating of lies and rumors, creating of fake video, blaming, organizing and leading the illegal violent activities in other country, support the illegal group of people against their nation, spying, looting and destroying of other nations’ historical and culture relics etc. etc…… , in fact, there is no end in writing out the bad things the western country did, and just opposite, the eastern great nation does not do all these things against human survival and improvement, great eastern country’s government exports only technology, construction, pandemic essential materials etc. only, and some more, it is so keen in improving the human living standard as a whole so that it planned and launch a super major project which unprecedented in human history-one belt one road, it is why it is qualified to be the biggest hi-tech entrepreneur and capitalist in the world, it is so easy to differentiate good and bad with just a simple compare..Chai from Malaysia.
Not really the case to be honest. A lot of these countries were invaded as he said because they had alliances with enemies of Britain. So for a lot of them they had little choice but to colonise them before the other world powers.
Now the "British Empire" is now a few rocks in the North Atlantic, and damn cold ones at that. That said, it is worthwhile visiting. Loved my time in London. Brits are awesome.
I think the Brits have done more good than bad for the world. The English speaking democracies are together the strongest force for freedom on earth, and are the countries that refugees and immigrants mostly want to go to.
@@isziahs5951 I think the success of the British has had to do with the collective character of the British, an island people, widely diverse but cooperative, an overall sensible people, a historically armed and well trained populace, their religion, and their Westminster system of government. It all rolled together to make a formidable nation throughout the centuries. And the English speaking people of UK, USA, Australia, NZ, Canada, are still one of the most powerful people on earth and of great benefit to the world. The Jews too, have had an extraordinary beneficial effect upon the world, and continue to do so.
Many of its colonies still look to Britain for leadership in economics, science and industry. Also, the British Empire didn't turn off for any one reason, it simply fizzled out due to WW2, peace revolutions, value of the monarch, rise of the U.S., etc. What that means is, leftover British power still exists, it is still the center of much of the world and is still a major leader.
P. G.M England became a corporation and forgot the Law that made the U.K. great. The Bank Of England is guilty of many things but altruism is not one of them. Charles II was our last King that ruled as Monarch.
My Cuban husband said his teacher was angry that Britain handed Havana back to the Spanish or he could bave been a British subject and wouldn't have had Fidel.
England was always allied with Portugal that’s probably why Also it was an incredibly skilled and successful British sailor, Thomas Cochrane, who help fight and win independence for Chile and Brazil
England: "Who are you?"
-"You Invaded us"
England "...Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
"in sub-saharan Africa...?"
England: still not narrow enough....
Oh I’m in Europe.
England: _bruh_
@Celtic Revival / Adfywiad Celtaidd Ignoring what the other person said, he does mention English invasions of France and the Netherlands, and the invasions by the UK are also inherently invasions by England, as well as by Wales, Scotland, and sometimes Irish countries, just like how invasions by America are technically invasions by Wyoming and every other of the 49 states. So technically he is right.
@@alphanox8326
Not really, that's just a figure of speech. These are definitely not synonyms.
Omg WTF
When you realize that the Aliens were speaking English in Infinity Wars, so Britain must have colonized the entire galaxy
Good one
Or us British are actually aliens
Shh, dont tell them
@@kunalanand4469 judging by ur profile pic ur not british, so u wont know our secrets.. -laughs in british-
Oh shit
Colony: "You took everything from me"
Britian: "I dont even know who you are"
More like, "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"
“Oh visit the museum it’s probably there” 😂
0:46 Europe
4:47 Asia
7:03 Oceania
7:19 Africa
8:10 Americas
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A@@teamok1025
Immigration officer literally anywhere: “Occupation?”
British person: “Yes! Wait no sorry force of habit ”
And to think that before this I thought only "Sex?" could be hilariously answered with "Yes!"
You're all big and smart behind your screens aren't you.
yes
@@Thenorthsace Yes!
Wait no sorry force of habit
@@Thenorthsace I'm guessing you're salty you got invaded?
1800s: * exist *
Random 2 meters squared island in the pacific: *Why do I hear the British anthem?*
Philippine: ah nvm we got spain
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@@arolemaprarath6615 but spain was never a British colony
And neither was the philipines
@@The_Soviet_Onion The Philippines is British colony, since 1762 to 1764.
The occupation was an extension of the larger Seven Years' War between Britain and France, which Spain had recently entered on the side of the French. The British wanted to use Manila as an entrepôt for trade in the region, particularly with China.
The Spanish agreed to deliver a ransom to the British in exchange for the city being spared from any further sacking.
Aftermath. The British occupation of Manila lasted until Manila was returned to Spain according to the 1763 Treaty of Paris. News that it had been lost did not reach Spain until after the cessation of hostilities between the two powers.
If you've experienced the weather in the UK you'd understand why we wanted to go literally anywhere else.
Said by someone who never lived on the south coast
@@SparkThaMetal South coast is still shit
@@DarrenHoussein its comparable to france, its why English sparkling wine consistently outscores french champagnes
@@SparkThaMetal I live near the south coast and the weather is just as sh*t as anywhere in the UK, its slightly milder in winter sometimes but otherwise the weather is often poor.
@@chatteyj said by someone who aint ever been up north rofl get a grip mate the difference is huge, the south is same latitude as northern france wheres the north is same latitude as denmark and norway. Let alone Scotland.
"who are you?"
"you invaded me"
"do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?"
Lol
You stole this comment.
@@dice7584 No. He's referencing a very popular batman beyond meme....
@@dice7584 it is possible that someone else has made this comment before me, it's a very popular meme, all i can say is i never saw anyone in this comment section referencing the meme
@@dice7584 Ok who cares
It's worth noting that the British were not the only ones invading or colonising foreign territories, they were just better at it. The Spanish even attempted to invade Britain but the British sank the Spanish Armada... to be fair though, The British later attempted to invade Spain with an armada of their own, which was also a failure, but they don't teach that part of history in British classrooms. In fact I only learnt about that part of history today thanks to google.
Yes true there's so many people hating on them
They did it at a far larger scale though so they do still deserve blame. It still effects millions of people today as well, just look at Bangladesh and India and the Middle East.
Yeah but Brits are white, which is why everyone always whines about "colonization, (including the dipshit who runs this channel) and doesn't talk about anyone else on Earth doing the same thing. Islam has spent the past 1400 years invading non-Muslim lands, but you won't see that on this channel.
Nah, they just had more greed then anyone else
Lol “better at it” the British just aimlessly spread chaos around the world and couldn’t maintain control of anywhere. Just another war obsessed culture.
"So which country do you want?"
England: "Yes."
'are we the baddies?'
@@tedcrilly46noooooo we’re just good at what we do
Not British land: *exists*
The British: ah, I see an issue here.
"And I took that personally"
OI OI OI! DO YEAOUH HAVE A LOICENSE TO REJECT MY INVASION?
@@Xen_the_legend Anglo-Saxons' des-truc-tion of the world, human beings, human civilization, etc. is a great tra-ge-dy of human history. Their culture has created their bru-tal , gree-d y , of-fen-sive, In-va-sive behavior like the most vicious cancer cells in human body penetrating everywhere in the world, Britain, ARMerica, Australia, Canada, New Zealand etc. are their l o o t s , they are not the native there originally, their e x t r e m e acts of p l u n-d e-r i n g des-troy-ed the harmony of the world and humans which originally maintained an ecological balance in nature, they I n v a d e d more than half of the world, hundreds of millions of human beings have been k i l l e d by them during their ag-gre-ssive behavior, the cultural relics of countries lo-ot-ed and des-troy-ed are countless, the exhibits in the Great Britain Museum in London illustrate all this, but that is only the tip of the iceberg.
Sadly, in the 21st century, this e x t r e m e l y u-gly human character is still prevailing and destroying the world and human being which represented and lead by the ARMerica government, it uses its powerful mi-li-ta-ry power, continue to obstruct the progress of the world and human civilization with extreme b r u t a l, s h a m e l e s s , most d I s g u s t I n g and greediest actions. It has become a major obstacle to human progress and peaceful coexistence. The Anglo-Saxons and today’s ARMerica government are useless except for op- pres-sing the world’s human right and civilization. The ARMerica government’s complete inability to deal with the current virus pandemic is an excellent proof that they are a paper tiger. They are so Incompetent, incapable in doing something good to human, they are shameless, good for nothing good except lying, rumors fabrication, demonize, blaming, pushing of responsibility to other nation or organization who is doing better than it , and all kinds of atrocities against humanity have reached the highest peak of humanity, and they are clamoring for freedom, democracy, and human rights, but the real fact is that their behavior which violation of human freedom, democracy, and human rights is the most intrusive in human history, their wanton killing of humans, extreme plundering and destruction of human civilization can no longer be repaired, and these behaviors are still continuing today. Who in the world can end this most inhumane behavior in human history? Stop it from continuing in harming the world and mankind? Yes, the rise of the great eastern civilized ancient nation will change all of this and the process and destiny of mankind, the west export only war, military power, weapon, mass slaughtering, day light killing and assassination, booming of other nation’s embassy, colonization, slave trade, demonizing, fabricating of lies and rumors, creating of fake video, blaming, organizing and leading the illegal violent activities in other country, support the illegal group of people against their nation, spying, looting and destroying of other nations’ historical and culture relics etc. etc…… , in fact, there is no end in writing out the bad things the western country did, and just opposite, the eastern great nation does not do all these things against human survival and improvement, great eastern country’s government exports only technology, construction, pandemic essential materials etc. only, and some more, it is so keen in improving the human living standard as a whole so that it planned and launch a super major project which unprecedented in human history-one belt one road, it is why it is qualified to be the biggest hi-tech entrepreneur and capitalist in the world, it is so easy to differentiate good and bad with just a simple compare..Chai from Malaysia.
@@klchai7884 DONT FUCKING DARE BLAME THE ANGLO-SAXONS FOR THIS. It was the fucking Normans. The Anglo-Saxons are a peaceful, friendly, familial and religious people. The Normans are the establishment, the ones you blame. They massacred Anglo-Saxons. They are the monarchy. They do the conquests, they are the globalist collaborators. The Anglo-Saxons are innocent and they only ever came to America to get away from the fucking oppressive Norman government, as they are inherently an egalitarian, tolerant people who don’t like constant war, and despise oppression.
@Андрей Славиков because they know secretly that they couldn’t do it themselves. They would have tried if they could but they couldn’t. Nobody could beat us, until some of us actively started wanting us to be beaten.
Job interviewer: how ambitious are you?
Britain: Yes
What quality comment
What quality comment
@@jackdutton3534 but your comments say quantity over quality
no u had one job and you screwed it up
Job interviewer: how ambitious are you?
ME: Britain
@@igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142 no he didn't it was better the way he said it
That wasn't even an exhaustive list- you could have added much of Antarctica, Falklands, Malta, etc. And Wales and Scotland seeing as you said England and not Britain.
Right lads got some penguins to colonise let's go civilise them barbarians and introduce them to the wonders of tea and penguin bars.
@@Kakarot64. tea wasn't a British drink it was Chinese that the Brits fell in love with.
People like to think Britain is just England, especially the Welsh and Scottish, because that way they can look like victims instead of the aggressors that they also were.
I was recently wondering if anyone made this video, glad I found it!
"Every country England HAS NOT invaded" would be easier.
It’s literally just Kazakhstan, Sweden, Czechoslovakia, Mongolia, and surprisingly Poland.
@@coatofarms4439 For some reason, they failed to list Tibet. The British invaded Tibet in 1904. Bayonets to Lhasa by Peter Fleming (1961)
@@TheTibetyak Britain and China do have things in common then.
Korea too
@@coatofarms4439 Philippines because it's a US colony before.
Random piece of rock: **resting on the Ocean**
England: *And I took that personally*
"Look out guys, Germany is going to invade everyone and take over the world!"
-Britain, 1939
@Eureka like everyone else during that time
@@lightr2187 not everyone.
The British and French always hated Germany
you forgot the bit about genocide
“OUR WORLD”
-Britain, 1939
This can be explained in our strong desire to build roads, railroads, and parliamentary democracy.
In Asia, UK sent troops to Korea during the Korean War 1950-53 with over 60,000 troops with 1,100 KIA. I'm sure S. Koreans do not look at Britain as "invaders" but nevertheless, if you are mentioning some other instances such as Iceland in this video which in comparison was very peaceful and cooperative from the host country, the sacrifice of British troops to defend S. Korea against communism is worthy of mentioning and remembering.
거문도 사건은 뭔데? 거기 영국 수병 무덤도 아직 있는데
영국이랑 러시아랑 아프가니스탄 땅따먹기의 연장선으로 조선에 들어왔는데
Britain=Invader
Man I don't know... was it also a sacrifice that they made in Iraq to 'protect' the people there from an evil regime? The one in Afganistan was the same then? Do you feel the same towards the 'sacrifice' that Russian troops are making to protect Ukranian people from some other evil regime? Or do you know so much about Korean and Russian histories that you can tell which side is 'the bad guys'?
@@xx765 Iraq and Afghanistan were no doubt a illegitimate use of British troops, but South Korea on the other hand was absolutely justified to protect S.Korea and stop the spread of communism. They are certainly not comparable.
Actually, it's easy to predict the North Korea will take over South in not far future.
I imagine that for Americans this is like finding out that your estranged father used to be in a biker gang before he settled down to become an insurance salesman.
This made me think of a biker girl who thinks her dad is an uncool old man but then sees his old pictures fuck
Insurance salesman = spot on
Not really, considering we seem to be carrying the torch for imperialism in the modern era.
@@PNW_Marxist Ah, the USA isn't so bad, other than the occasional oil war (which OPEC did provoke a little), the USA has been pretty free-wheeling and laissez faire.
You'd be surprised at how many countries the US invaded, it wasnt just iraq
Land: exists
The British: That is now mine, and mine only.
@Cowboy Cookie that was a civil war if anything. Would be an L if it were the natives who had fought and won instead of British settlers who rebelled.
Hippity Hoppoty, your home is our property...
How nice of you to think that Britain only likes to show ownership over land... When most of their major disputes were over trading sea routes....
Hippity hoppity the world is my property
Think of your own meme you losers!
As a Briton, I can say it’s closer to 90% (175 countries) of the world
Wow I didn't know most of these things. Thanks a lot
Britain: It was just business, nothing personal.
Sanchez, Licence to Kill.
@NeEYaH Yes... What do you want peaple to do... Lie about it? It's what we as a species have done throughout human's Civilizations, right across the planet, how do you think the man kind has spread throughout the entire world? giving Roses and daffodils out? wise up and get with reality.
@@BritishLad87 I wouldn't be advise to it if now they're saying too many foreigner here. Ala Brexit. Go figure
@@odin5188 It's inevitable... who said people couldn't come here lol
@@BritishLad87 Mate, not sure if serious answer.
That was the whole idea behind Brexit, dressed up as sovereignty.
The world:
*exist*
Brtitish:
"Is for me?"
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Industrial revolution made them overpowered so thought why trade when you can rule the world*
It's free real estate
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Britain: what’s mine is mine and what’s yours is also mine
As a British person I am very proud of our status as histories final boss.
Вы не финальный босс, а фашистские ублюдки, которым наступает финальный конец.
Based! As an Indian.
As an American I am jealous
@@____o____279your the final boss of the 21st century. You have stepped in as the final boss,
Napoleon hated England the most.
"Serbian Serbs"
The fact that this term is not redundant tells a lot of how messed up the Yugoslav Wars were.
Pretty sure he didn't intend to say that. If he would use that in any other country, like Britain invaded French cities, he would have also said "Spanish Spaniard targets bombarded" or something. "Serbian serb" is something that doesn't exist and is a grammatical error.
Yup, they were
@@neonlight1214 he actually probably said that because he also mentioned bosnian serbs
@@neonlight1214 problem is in the Yugoslav you actually had serbs in Serbia and serbs in bosnia for example and other places
@@antoniofrancis1736 bosnian Serbs don't exist. It's only a nationalistic, fashistic term used only by those who have hate among others. It is downgrading someone. It is like someone is born in Germany ---> he is a German but his parents are from Turkey and you call him a "German turk". Doesn't make sense, how is he a turk when he barely goes there, and has tradition he learned while being in Germany, his mother language is German. Noone uses this term. Only idiots use this and that's why the war happened there in west Balkan and not somewhere in Europe...
My old Irish father, rip, used to say, "The sun never set on the British Empire because Christ couldn't trust them in the dark."
Wow
wow 😒
That’s pretty poetic
I send my condolences, but I think this was a copy of a well known quote
@@trollinape2697 maybe that’s where his father got the quote 🤷🏾♂️
You missed some, off the top of my head: Greenland, Malta, Falklands & Faroe Islands.
Nepal did great against British. Britishers had attacked Nepal 5 times but they lost to Nepal 3 times and they ended the war with an agreement of friendship.
“The English continue to invade Spain by the millions every winter”
TRUE LMAO
not this winter chum
Could you imagine the standard of living and the economy if they didn't.
Coastal Spain isn't doing too good this year without the Brits and the Germans :(
@@SCARPENTER290 Isn't like 20% of the Spanish GDP coming from the British alone? xD
and England today only exists because a French duke invaded and killed the Viking king, and his 2 brothers. At little place called Hastings
Alternative Title: The Nations of The World
According to Yakko Warner
*Inhales*
Philippines wasn't included
Dominican Republic wasnt
@@matty1754 Because the UK didn’t invade it.
minor correction. After WW1, the UK did annex parts of Cameroon. The majority got occupied by France, but two provinces (northwest and southwest if I'm not mistaken) were british Colonies. To this day there is a lot controversy about whether these provinces should have stayed with Nigeria. In recent years there has been some violence and a lot of unrest in the english speaking provinces.
Other Countries: *exist*
Britain: “...is for me?”🥺👉👈
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@Zahin Okenshield no
@Zahin Okenshield no
Mongolia: хахахаха nein
@Zahin Okenshield no grandma no baby
"Hey look at this island lets conquer it"
a couple hundred years later:
"why do i hear God save the Queen"
Britain should actually be made to pay for its crimes....
INFINITY x Tanishq what for things we done hundreds of years ago when society was completely different to how it is now
If i had a nickel for every time britan try to invade Argentina and failed i would have 2 nickels, that isnt much but is strange it happened twice
@@infinityxtanishq8712 like how? People who live in Britain now deserve punishment for the things their ancestors did? Give me a break
@@infinityxtanishq8712 nah, I think the queen saying "Hey, sorry my ancestors invaded most of the planet that one time, any way cheers" in an official royal speech would be good enough.
Great Video - Would be also be even greater to update / Add: Tunisia & Norway campaigns in WW2, Falkland Islands (v Spain, France, Argentina), Peninsular War (Wellington's Army marching through Portugal & Spain v Napoleon), The island of Menorca in the Med,
Norway campaigns are not an invasion. That was aid to to Norway to fight of the german invasion in 1940
Just because UK fought in a country doesn't mean it was an invasion
hmmm interesting very interesting but to be fair, many of these cases were not invasions but part of a joint allied response to aggression...obv. all the 1st and 2nd world war maneuvers. BTW what's up with the audio, big guy? Sounds like you're speaking through a blanket into a boombox mic...tech help is available lol
The British looking at a world map: that belongs to me
🎶This land is mine. God gave this land to me🎵
especially if they bought the map
World Map is a weird way to spell "map of the United Kingdom"
As a Briton I can attest to this
Except Mongolia
This explains why my British passport keeps getting rejected at the border. 😂
Good to see you two here, safe travels!
yes same
Good joke ,dad
@@ssssSTopmotion WTF
Fancy finding you two here lol, safe travels
And you came here thinking we just drank tea for years.
They did rule the Philippines during its spanish colonization, only for two years though 😅
Switzerland, Sweden and most of Eastern Europe: If I stand perfectly still he won't notice
Eastern Europe was nothing to fuck with back then
Switzerland strong
England and Sweden fought first on different, then on the same side in the 30 years war
@@hihowareyou8287 yep you cannot invade Switzerland even with nukes
There were strong Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth over centuries 💪 + we have always had nice/neutral relations with England/UK
USA: *invades Afghanistan*
UK: I raised that kid
When your kid finally learns.. 🤧
USA is making us proud 😂
"Most walk so their sons can run. We ran so that boy could fly." - UK
I don't think they're as good at conquering as we were, they couldn't even win in Vietnam!
@@AA-hg5fk true
As a singaporean I knew that Britain has colonised us and our neighbour and I am proud to be part British!
Actually Korea had invasion in 1885 called Geomun island incident (illegal occupation). But it's not for colonization but just keeping russia in check. In fact, People in Geomun island welcomed them and they had almost no conflict. UK withdrew their troops in 1887 by negotiation with russia and china.
as a Korean, I refuse to acknowledge geomun island or any other islands of jeolla-do as a Korean territory. Jeolla-do is notorious for gang violence, sexual criminals and human trafficking (the most well-known case would be Sinan county and its salt farms slaves. There is a reason why it gave birth to a modern day devil like Kim Dae-jung, a literal human t*ash who sponsored Kim-il sung and his North Korean regime reportedly billions of dollars (you can check BBC source by searching "S Koreans charged over summit cash" on BBC) and helped NK establish itself as nuclear power.
World: **Exists**
England: Its mine
Check my channel i made an among us compilation
Except poland
@@flipflop9561 and Russia
@@shazmeertv44 Among us is shit
@@CoreRealm pretty sure he said Russia got invaded too but aight
England: land
America: Oil
Hotel: Trivago
Lol
still not funny
Hahaha very funny now I am paralysed
Britian****
@@JC-cb4xg
How did you mess up that bad?
I finally figured out where my British accent came from even though none of my family lived there my grandma lived in Antigua and barbuda 🇦🇬 and I spent almost as much time with her as I did with my parents till I was like eight.
At 7:26 and 8:30 put it on 2x speed and it's basically Yakko's World at that point. Actually, just watch Yakko's World, it's basically the same but under 2 minutes.
New English Soldier: Okay, so how many enemies am I going to fight?
Great Britain: Yes.
Practice makes perfect
Ok so how many countries will I see as my enemy? Who actually attacked GB 🇬🇧?
No1
Is England the only place in Britain
@@lonimox3817 no but England has typically always had the most say
@@lonimox3817 no lmao, there's England, Wales, Scotland, Ireland, and Northern Ireland
*England:* Gets invaded, conquered and colonized for most of its early history
*The rest of the world 100s of years later:* Why do I hear boss music?
Last successfully invaded in 1066 baby!
Dungeon keeper?
@@Lorddonen Upboat my comment baby!
@@Lorddonen why are there so many people with your pfp and similar usernames spending their time whining for hours instead making their own comments?
@@Lorddonen ok but other than the fact that whether or not this is funny ( I literally do not care) there are like six people with your pfp cropped slightly differently, with your name switched around a bit, commenting “this isn’t funny” everywhere.
Wales was the first nation invaded wholly by England. I assumed that would be in this video from the title 'ENGLAND has invaded'. England is not a synonym for Britain.
Listened to this while smashing a full English breakfast and a tea. Bosh
“Everything the light touches is our kingdom.”
“What about that shadowy place?”
“That’s France. We’ll get it one of these days.”
The British / Coalitions painted napoleon as a hungry warmonger, but during that time they were conquering lots of lands around the world and a warmonger themeselves.
@Leroy Jenkins 2.0 dis (sorry don't want to do a spitch in english you can still translate, I understand english but debating with a Yankies pissed me that's why (I know that you aren't one but still)), t'as oublié quand la France a gardé un certain pouvoir en Angleterre, tellement longtemps qu'elle en a perdu une partie de sa langue, genre 400 ans environ.
@Leroy Jenkins 2.0 maybe he is so bad at it that he gives up mid-sentence.
@Leroy Jenkins 2.0 you know he was saying that as a joke, right?
and spain lmao, they tried getting spain multiple times but failed
I love the British argumentation for conquering places: "because it's french territory" or "because it's from a nation that is allied with France".
Still a reasonable argument! Ha ha.
In fairness we were at war with the French at the time. Which is to say, most of the time.
they did it to us, too, its just that we were better at it than they were ^^
Very justified. Very justified :D
France the only thing the British are allowed to hate/mock/despise without being labelled 'phobic
Doubly so for Macron ;)
What is the background music around 1:36?
i always remember my grandfather saying once that the sun never sets on the British empire. It always stuck with me since a young child.
An old joke: the reason why the sun never set on the British Empire is that not even God would trust an Englishman in the dark.
@@auntiecarol lol
Countries : exist
England: "it's free real estate"
not funny
More than one man's life is not free real estate.
The truth sure hurts
To be fair most countries that england invaded weren’t countries as we know them today before the british came, its britain who generalised land masses then split them into chunks, bordered them started civil wars and then left
Age of conquest. Shit happens
"Did you manage to invaid 90% of the world"
British empire: Yes
"What did it cost ?"
British empire: Sunsets
At lest they were rich back then unlike today. Lol
@@HitCannon People don't dimension who much luxury and commodity they have, compared to even royal monarchy of the past. Running water, electricity, artificial climatization, fast transportation & communications, abundant, cheap & long lasting food.
@@azia5051 we were broke when we had an empire
Lol
@@azia5051 if you look around central London, you will see McLaren, Bentley's, Rolls Royces, Porsches, Lamborghinis,I even saw Bugattis
russia: it is legal to take back lands that was once yours
uk: get the soldiers ready!
Also, British Virgin Islands, Jersey Island off the coast of France, part of Antartica, Falkland Islands, and some tiny islands in the South Atlantic.
It's not longer an empire
Britain - “Hey, so I did some grinding off camera...”
😂
This physically made me laugh bloody hell
CZcams gamers in a nutshell
Me (who likes grinding):
Switzerland: *eating popcorn*
11/10 would be neutral again
En guete
Züri isch de bescht kanton und fuck alain bersert!! Mached schuele zue!!
Sorry old chap we've sailed every coastline but haven't discovered this nation... Sure it's a real place?
And Thailand.
Thank you brother
Amazing how a "few" British soldiers can invade so many countries with so many citizens and had them under control over such a long time.
Literally any country: Guess Ill be neutra-
England: How about you *DONT*
Check my channel i made an among us compilation
@@shazmeertv44 No
Only Switzerland was not annexed by the British and it is insanely neutral
@@lorenzomagicdm7537 although england never annexef switzerlanf, it did technically invade it during ww2 along with nazi and american aircrafts.
@@justinraphael any aircraft that entered Swiss airspace was shot down allies or axis
*Coke addict:* Just one more bump
*Alcoholic:* Just one more drink
*Me (Netflix Addict):* Just one more episode
*Britain:* jUsT OnE MOre cOUnTry
After invading the whole planet
British: just one more planet
hahaha so funny so funny YoU WroTe LikE ThIs and Netflix AddiCT 🥰🤪🤪✊🏿🔒🔒🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🧐🧐🧐🤯🤯
Ditz
British: Invades the whole universe
British also: Just one more universe.
Some magician: I used the stones, to destroy the stones
We're basically just doing side quests at this point...
Britain attacked Japan before WW2(Bombardment of Kagoshima 1863), they occupied part of former South Korea(Port Hamilton incident 1885) and also attacked North Korea(Korean war)
The British attack on Kagoshima had the tacit permission of the Japanese National Government, and took place ONLY because the local war-lord at Kagoshima attacked peaceable International Waters traveling vessels, which were not even approaching Japan, merely sailing past.
The world : HOSTS A PARTY
Britain : INVADES THE PARTY
We are the party
US: Throws tea in the harbor during the party.
@@HighLatencyEmu in the words of dan from nerdcubed in democracy 2 " i want to have the party party"
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Gate crashed
Interviewer: What are your hobbies?
England: You know........... travelling around the world and invading them for fun.
the twats stilL do it today. with a new form of colonisation. they use spain and their sun every summer pull europan girls an use their former colonies as a brothel holiday destination, i don't know a girl who doesn't love their fucking accent
@@igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142 Spain never was a british colony. Or any colony whatsoever.
@@JH-zs3bs The key word here is *"invaded"* and not necessarily *"colonized."* Some countries were colonize and some were not while some were just partially colonized for different periods of time.
@Lurker M ьлуат. but hey you did a good job establishing those colonies so I can go too every summer
@@JH-zs3bs the British screwed spain as they keep one small part of spain today as their colony and Spain keep crying about it and the British won't give it back. and they also use Spain as a favourite holiday destination I am sure at this rate they bought all your houses next to the sea and their is nothing Spain can do because it boosts your country economyeconomically
Icelander here, the government at the time was incredibly stupid, Britain and the US actually catapulted the economy into the modern age. They "invaded" just before we got our independence in 1944 so they didn't actually invade us but Denmark which we belonged to at the time...which had been under german occupation for a month... so to conclude they basically freed part of denmark from German occupation, this part just so happened to be Iceland, which also about 30 years later went to war with britain over some fish (the cod war)
He said it was to stop others gaining control of it.
That's why Britain left the eu for ballshit you mentioned
It wasn't a war if it was a war you would know about it
@@system3008 You talking about the cod war? I did know about it, that's why I mentioned it, what's your point?
@@aggi9995 Point is, it wasn't a war. Just a dispute over fishing territory. If it was a real war the Royal Navy would have blockaded you. And there's absolutely nothing Iceland could have done. But we didn't go down that road.
This makes me wonder if there's a country that doesn't border another country that was taken/ invaded by England
Country: *minds it's own business
Britain: *where is my flag?!*
Oooo, look there, it's flying nice and high in your capital, ooopsies
@@HighLatencyEmu Ueah they tried that here. After about three days they pulled out when they realized we hate washington politicians more than they did and that burning the town was actually a favor. That and when one of ours gave a general of theirs a third eye, they skedaddled and never came back.
@Return of the grapes. You would possibly understand with the limited neurons in your brain.
@Return of the grapes. Open a history book. Battle of North, Bombardment of Fort McHenry. Occupation of Washington Point. 1814 Chesapeake Campaign. Read about it.
@Return of the grapes. Well truth be told, losing efforts qnd foreign wars tend to get less attention in most countries and education systems. Remember education is by its very nature indoctrination into some sort of philosophy or set of cultural norms. But yes as an American we tend to have an adverse reaction to the windage usually coming out of Washington, DC. You m8ght say that we scorn and dislike those assholes more than we dislike you.
Diversify your portfolio
Britain: okay
NOT LIKE THAT
Wow that' impressive.
I wish Nebula had an app so I could watch it on my tv, like any other streaming service. That’s my only gripe
Next: a shorter video: “all the countries that England hasn’t invaded”....
we don't care we'll fight any bugger ...
Could be a vine video
Not too much
I think it would have been better if the Czech republic was "invaded" by the UK and US instead of the Soviet Union after the WW2.
@@Jan-Sery we gotta deal with that though, we can't change history
imagine being a british student back in the 1900’s and having to color all those places in mapwork
God it feels great to be British, no wonder everyone speaks English world wide.
Where is your knife licence ?
excuse me sir, where is your umbrella?
Speaking English has more to do with the Americans not gonna lie
The French are the reason you are speaking modern English bro
“Being British is like being an alcoholic; whenever someone says you did something bad you find yourself going ‘honestly I don’t even remember that but yeah probably’.” - John Oliver
@Ahajqjkw Njwkwkwk anw he wasn’t saying we’re bigger alcoholics. Although...have u seen our chav culture?
Gopniks are just drunken thugs like chavs but you guys fail at mentioning the hooligan culture around sports where they usually get drunk and beat each other up over a soccer teams.
That guy's a hypocritical twat of the first order. I suppose he's not biting the hand that feeds him since his career went nowhere when he was in England and he got his desperately unfunny show by brownnosing US execs. Oh, and he doesn't get Laibach. I think he's spent so long in the USA that his irony gland was removed.
@@anonb4632 bro chill it’s just a quote
@Ahajqjkw Njwkwkwk anw Anglo-Saxons' des-truc-tion of the world, human beings, human civilization, etc. is a great tra-ge-dy of human history. Their culture has created their bru-tal , gree-d y , of-fen-sive, In-va-sive behavior like the most vicious cancer cells in human body penetrating everywhere in the world, Britain, ARMerica, Australia, Canada, New Zealand etc. are their l o o t s , they are not the native there originally, their e x t r e m e acts of p l u n-d e-r i n g des-troy-ed the harmony of the world and humans which originally maintained an ecological balance in nature, they I n v a d e d more than half of the world, hundreds of millions of human beings have been k i l l e d by them during their ag-gre-ssive behavior, the cultural relics of countries lo-ot-ed and des-troy-ed are countless, the exhibits in the Great Britain Museum in London illustrate all this, but that is only the tip of the iceberg.
Sadly, in the 21st century, this e x t r e m e l y u-gly human character is still prevailing and destroying the world and human being which represented and lead by the ARMerica government, it uses its powerful mi-li-ta-ry power, continue to obstruct the progress of the world and human civilization with extreme b r u t a l, s h a m e l e s s , most d I s g u s t I n g and greediest actions. It has become a major obstacle to human progress and peaceful coexistence. The Anglo-Saxons and today’s ARMerica government are useless except for op- pres-sing the world’s human right and civilization. The ARMerica government’s complete inability to deal with the current virus pandemic is an excellent proof that they are a paper tiger. They are so Incompetent, incapable in doing something good to human, they are shameless, good for nothing good except lying, rumors fabrication, demonize, blaming, pushing of responsibility to other nation or organization who is doing better than it , and all kinds of atrocities against humanity have reached the highest peak of humanity, and they are clamoring for freedom, democracy, and human rights, but the real fact is that their behavior which violation of human freedom, democracy, and human rights is the most intrusive in human history, their wanton killing of humans, extreme plundering and destruction of human civilization can no longer be repaired, and these behaviors are still continuing today. Who in the world can end this most inhumane behavior in human history? Stop it from continuing in harming the world and mankind? Yes, the rise of the great eastern civilized ancient nation will change all of this and the process and destiny of mankind, the west export only war, military power, weapon, mass slaughtering, day light killing and assassination, booming of other nation’s embassy, colonization, slave trade, demonizing, fabricating of lies and rumors, creating of fake video, blaming, organizing and leading the illegal violent activities in other country, support the illegal group of people against their nation, spying, looting and destroying of other nations’ historical and culture relics etc. etc…… , in fact, there is no end in writing out the bad things the western country did, and just opposite, the eastern great nation does not do all these things against human survival and improvement, great eastern country’s government exports only technology, construction, pandemic essential materials etc. only, and some more, it is so keen in improving the human living standard as a whole so that it planned and launch a super major project which unprecedented in human history-one belt one road, it is why it is qualified to be the biggest hi-tech entrepreneur and capitalist in the world, it is so easy to differentiate good and bad with just a simple compare..Chai from Malaysia.
“Every country England has invaded”
Yakkos world starts playing
United States
Canada
Mexico
Panama
@@GeorgeDenis. haiti jamaica peru
@@pawn1234 Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador too
Puerto rico
Colombia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana, and still
Britain: I don't think you understand, Earth isn't yours to conquer
One Englishman you have a fool
Two Englishmen you have a club
Three Englishmen you have an Empire
HG Wells: "Have you read my book War of the Worlds?"
Britain: "Dont need to. I've completed it mate"
Championship manager?
Where do you think HG Wells got the idea from?
And look at the UK now - on their knees, waiting for the America’s to Feed them, supply them just like 1939/1945 - after making the mistake of declaring war on Germany’s when they were not even threatened.
@@cliveengel5744 The UK was allied with Poland in 1939. Know your history...
@@anonb4632 why was The UK allied with Poland - they entered into an Defense pact 30 Days prior to Germany invaded - that lead to the Dunkirk defeat and subsequent loss of Empire due to the American Inspired Atlantic Charter signed by UK and US - the rest is history.. Comrade and the Glorious Soviet Armies defeated Germany by taking on May 6 1946
It’s amazing how just a small country on an island took over so much of earth
Because we invaded one country, trained troops from that country, continued to do that, got bigger armies, invaded bigger countries, etc.
@@L_Bo549 I know but still, Britain managed to invade countries with a higher population than them as well
@@L_Bo549 because british are in a small Island and the sea surrounds them, british at that time had the fastest boat and can move anywhere easily hence conquering half the world
I think they also had a massive navy of warships that improved over time
@@alecfongy3175 yeah they had the best navy out of any empire
I'm proud that my country fought only one naval war with Britain, and won, the amazing Battle of Pacocha
Country: Just chilling, minding their own business
England: "And I took that personally..."
England: **And I took that
“We must liberate them from themselves. Liberate them of their land and resources” is the English motto
@@mariahxjimin141 Anglo-Saxons' des-truc-tion of the world, human beings, human civilization, etc. is a great tra-ge-dy of human history. Their culture has created their bru-tal , gree-d y , of-fen-sive, In-va-sive behavior like the most vicious cancer cells in human body penetrating everywhere in the world, Britain, ARMerica, Australia, Canada, New Zealand etc. are their l o o t s , they are not the native there originally, their e x t r e m e acts of p l u n-d e-r i n g des-troy-ed the harmony of the world and humans which originally maintained an ecological balance in nature, they I n v a d e d more than half of the world, hundreds of millions of human beings have been k i l l e d by them during their ag-gre-ssive behavior, the cultural relics of countries lo-ot-ed and des-troy-ed are countless, the exhibits in the Great Britain Museum in London illustrate all this, but that is only the tip of the iceberg.
Sadly, in the 21st century, this e x t r e m e l y u-gly human character is still prevailing and destroying the world and human being which represented and lead by the ARMerica government, it uses its powerful mi-li-ta-ry power, continue to obstruct the progress of the world and human civilization with extreme b r u t a l, s h a m e l e s s , most d I s g u s t I n g and greediest actions. It has become a major obstacle to human progress and peaceful coexistence. The Anglo-Saxons and today’s ARMerica government are useless except for op- pres-sing the world’s human right and civilization. The ARMerica government’s complete inability to deal with the current virus pandemic is an excellent proof that they are a paper tiger. They are so Incompetent, incapable in doing something good to human, they are shameless, good for nothing good except lying, rumors fabrication, demonize, blaming, pushing of responsibility to other nation or organization who is doing better than it , and all kinds of atrocities against humanity have reached the highest peak of humanity, and they are clamoring for freedom, democracy, and human rights, but the real fact is that their behavior which violation of human freedom, democracy, and human rights is the most intrusive in human history, their wanton killing of humans, extreme plundering and destruction of human civilization can no longer be repaired, and these behaviors are still continuing today. Who in the world can end this most inhumane behavior in human history? Stop it from continuing in harming the world and mankind? Yes, the rise of the great eastern civilized ancient nation will change all of this and the process and destiny of mankind, the west export only war, military power, weapon, mass slaughtering, day light killing and assassination, booming of other nation’s embassy, colonization, slave trade, demonizing, fabricating of lies and rumors, creating of fake video, blaming, organizing and leading the illegal violent activities in other country, support the illegal group of people against their nation, spying, looting and destroying of other nations’ historical and culture relics etc. etc…… , in fact, there is no end in writing out the bad things the western country did, and just opposite, the eastern great nation does not do all these things against human survival and improvement, great eastern country’s government exports only technology, construction, pandemic essential materials etc. only, and some more, it is so keen in improving the human living standard as a whole so that it planned and launch a super major project which unprecedented in human history-one belt one road, it is why it is qualified to be the biggest hi-tech entrepreneur and capitalist in the world, it is so easy to differentiate good and bad with just a simple compare..Chai from Malaysia.
@@klchai7884 Technology computers invented in Great Britain.The internet a free gift to the world from GB .
Not really the case to be honest.
A lot of these countries were invaded as he said because they had alliances with enemies of Britain.
So for a lot of them they had little choice but to colonise them before the other world powers.
America: Invades Iraq
UK: Aw... how cute!
*Laughs in bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki*
@@gabyoseg laughs in nanking
@@skyguy1236 🗿
you mean Irak?
@@gabyoseg when the British empire was at its best it didn't need nukes to win.
Awesome.
Now the "British Empire" is now a few rocks in the North Atlantic, and damn cold ones at that. That said, it is worthwhile visiting. Loved my time in London. Brits are awesome.
I think the Brits have done more good than bad for the world. The English speaking democracies are together the strongest force for freedom on earth, and are the countries that refugees and immigrants mostly want to go to.
Britain's always been a few rocks. It's crazy how much those tiny islands have been able to achieve.
And yet King Charles III is still king of 15 countries including Canada, Australia, and New Zealand.
@@isziahs5951 I think the success of the British has had to do with the collective character of the British, an island people, widely diverse but cooperative, an overall sensible people, a historically armed and well trained populace, their religion, and their Westminster system of government. It all rolled together to make a formidable nation throughout the centuries. And the English speaking people of UK, USA, Australia, NZ, Canada, are still one of the most powerful people on earth and of great benefit to the world. The Jews too, have had an extraordinary beneficial effect upon the world, and continue to do so.
Many of its colonies still look to Britain for leadership in economics, science and industry. Also, the British Empire didn't turn off for any one reason, it simply fizzled out due to WW2, peace revolutions, value of the monarch, rise of the U.S., etc. What that means is, leftover British power still exists, it is still the center of much of the world and is still a major leader.
The video would be a lot smaller if it was about every country England hasn't invaded
would there be a video tho?
@@shreyalove715 TRUE
smart people
*britian
@@SigmundOrthodoxy England and Britain are the same
The British Stunning Empire
2000 years ahead of the sub-countries that invaded
The world: *exist*
England: Is for me?👉👈
lmao
Since 1684, when the Vipers Of Venice took control of the Bank Of England. The headline should read...
P. G.M England became a corporation and forgot the Law that made the U.K. great. The Bank Of England is guilty of many things but altruism is not one of them. Charles II was our last King that ruled as Monarch.
Did you not know that God is an Englishman?
@@normanshafty it’s implied
My Cuban husband said his teacher was angry that Britain handed Havana back to the Spanish or he could bave been a British subject and wouldn't have had Fidel.
The Spanish were really bad at managing their “colonies” lol. Ik cuz my moms Colombian.
If you're making a distinction between British and English, the FIRST country us English invaded was...well, England. But the second was Wales.
5:34 *Armenia: “if I stay still, they won’t see me.”*
HAHAHAHA
Lmao
This is a strategy they used throughout their history and they were never invaded, not even once.
@@canadian__ninja insert persians macedinians romans arabs and turks(all under various dynasties)
@@gymrat5014 ok besides them damnit lol
As a Brazilian citizen I also feel disrespected and humiliated that England did not think of Brazil as worthy to conquer
ahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahah
Na cause Portuguese invaded
too jungle-y.
More like Portugal was their only friend on the continent for many a year .... lol .
England was always allied with Portugal that’s probably why
Also it was an incredibly skilled and successful British sailor, Thomas Cochrane, who help fight and win independence for Chile and Brazil
I'd like to see the same video about... Canada. It would last 45 seconds! :P